3 and 0
Go.
Shameless self bump
gimme them tiddys momther
>>561817351
send tits now i need a new picture of you to masturbate to
>>561817351
lemme tounge punch ya piss hole love
>>561817351
tits m8
Lemme shove a fist or two in you, yeah?
shameless bumb
>>561818368
bump
>>561818479
reloll
>>561818570
Winrar but shitty
>>561818570
winrar ;_;
>>561818479
this
Lemme tongue punch your fartbox, yea?
>>561818570
winrar
6,1 go
I don't want another heartbreak
I don't need another turn to cry, no
I don't want to learn the hard way
Baby hello, oh no, goodbye
But you got me like a rocket
Shooting straight across the sky
Babe, I think we should have sex. Seriously though, I'm not kidding.
>>561818995
tits
I just wanna know one thing, bitch. WHAT DAT SMELL LIKE?
>>561818995
would you let me fuck you in a gorilla suit?
>>561818995
yo dawg, im finkin we needa be fukin ya feels me bruz
>>561818995
Babe, I haven't known anybody quite as nice nor pretty as you
>>561819280
Mcgehee?
Can you send me a pic of your boobs?
>>561819275
reroll
>>561818995
donĀ“t speak to me ever again ty bye
>>561819436
lol fucking gaaaay
Rerell
Bitch what dat smell like
>>561819436
winner is you
>>561819586
OP needs pussy. I use this all the time
>>561819725
Which is why you are a beta virgin.
>>561819541
Winrar
ayy lmao
8 , 2 , 45 , go.
I'm on >>561817351
posting this conversation and having other people tell me what to say to you.
>>561820156
Babe, I haven't seen your body in a minute, send me some tit pics
Just kidding. I'm done with you.
>>561819689
Roll for this
>>561820156
your thoughts on dick cheese ?
So could I peek at them tits?
>>561820156
tits
>>561820293
Rolling for this
>>561820156
but I think you are fat
>>561820438
winnnner
>>561820156
just a joke you fat fuck ayy lmao
>>561820313
reroll
>>561820156
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO FUCKING CUNT NIGGER GET READY FOR ANAL PROBING LMAOLAMAOALAMALMAO
i want to try this fantasy i have had for a while, it involves a knife, some rope, someone elses kid, and a ham sandwich. we lure the kid into our house with the promise of a ham sandwich and then we tie the kid up. once hes tied up i want you to fuck me in the ass with a studded dildo while i look the kid square in the eye without blinking. then i want the kid to watch as i jack off onto the knife which i will use on both you and myself to cut our throats but only after we cut the ear lobes off the kid. please?
>>561820156
I would ask if you're free at all this week, but in reality I would pay you just to think about my scrotum.
>>561820438
lulz winrar
but im gonna need some nudes to get me through tonight
>>561820438
lel winrar
>>561820156
you are being broadcast live from /b/ , now you them all your tits
5
Vamos.
send nudes to convince me otherwise
>>561820943
yeah you are like a fucking jupiter
>>561821003
this
no just kidding haha.
but anyways want to get some dinner at a nice restaurant?
>>561820943
Yah you are fat, you got that fat ass, so how about a pic of that ass and pussy? ayy lmao
>>561820943
yes you fat ugly bitch... iĀ“ll bet your pussy smells like fast food
In the chesticles, now send me a pic of em. And some pink too :)
>>561820943
tits
Not like REALLY REALLY fat, but you could benefit from losing a few pounds. I only say this because I love you and think we should be honest to each other.
>>561820943
yeah which is why im breaking up with you and going to continue my very sexual relationship with (her best friends name)
>>561820943
yeah you seriously need to lose some weight
I'm concerned
>>561820943
nigga do I look like I'm joking ?
>>561820943
lol j/k , chubby maybe , but fat? nah
>>561821130
Reroll 5 get
No, youre perfect. If theres anyone in the world for me. Its you. Youre perfect in every way and I can only dream of a girl like you
>>561820943
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
>>561821248
Why are you contributing and sageing?
Yep, but I'd still eat shit from between your fat asscheeks
>>561821269
REROLL
>>561820943
Yes, but I like fat chicks. Now show me your tits
>>561821285
WInzilla
>>561821285
Winrar
>>561820943
its okay, id still fuck ya good
>>561821369
this
>>561821285
winzip
>>561821285
ayy lmao winrar
>>561821285
Winrar
>>561821285
WINNARRRRRR
Oh sorry. I meant to send it to this whale of a bitch named Rachel.
>>561821285
OP's gonna get kicked in the nuts!!! Winrar!
>>561821369
reroll
You are the perfect combination of sexy and cute
Test
>>561821921
I get this reference.
surely OP will deliver.
Surely.
1
Go
Don't get me wrong, I still want to marry you
Ayy lmao, just fuckin' with ya gorgeous.
Ofcourse I'm kidding, I'm just a tease!
anyways, lets go get some dinner at a nice place tomorrow, promise me?
Yea babe, of course. Now tits
>>561822267
Of course i am, Youre perfect
>>561822267
well i'm not sure actually. i could do with seeing a nude pic just to make sure.
No, you are seriously hot. Will you send me some pictures of your tits... I'm... in need.
>>561822336
Re roll for this
>>561822267
Yah babe, but I dig fat chicks, just not morbidly obese, but some pussy pics and tit pics would be swell
>>561822267
nigger tongue my anus
Well sorry that I care about you. I don't wanna hurt your feelings, it's just that you're a big guy
Don't worry, I'm into fat women. So I'm into you. At least someone loves you.
>>561822267
No I'm not
>>561822267
No, I'm just kidding. I would love to sniff your feet and cum deep in your tight little ass ;)
>>561822267
could you pretend to be a burrito while I fuck your fatass belly button ?
>>561822374
Reroll
>>561821269
reroll!!!!!
On the other hand, you could also put on some more weight. Then we can go out and fight crime.
fucking deafheaven?
>>561822521
winner yes
>>561822267
yes, i'm starting to be embarrassed by you
>>561822521
winrar
>>561822521
op pls deliver
>>561822521
Kek winrar
>>561822531
Oh this is getting goooood.
>>561822521
winnar winnar chicken dinnar
>>561822521
Winrar already
>>561822521
Win
>>561822521
winrar
ayy lmao, why did you believe me? I like you the way you are... That ass has gotten a lil fatter though
I know it's harsh baby. But, honestly, you should really think about maybe a dietician or something. I mean I wasn't gonna say anything but people are starting to talk. I even heard this one girl say "omfg her thighs look like a Volkswagen after a hail storm lol". I'm just looking out for your best interests
>>561822521
winner
I'm not sure anymore you're making me doubt myself send naked pictures so I can re-check.
i think im into trannys or maybe im bi idk help me :(
>>561822531
This is way better
>>561822336
oh boy, this
7
fucking deafheaven
>>561823387
please marry me you cunt
just kidding, I love you and your body is perfect
>>561823387
sorry baby. it's just muh autism
>>561822553
reroll
Its because I didn't have slave feet when we last spoke
Did I fucking stutter??
>>561823467
Fuckin Winrar
>>561823467
jesus that was quick
>>561823467
Fuck.
>>561823467
winrar
I dream about you. I dream about us. I want your luscious flaps to envelop me into your warm, spongy, disgusting embrace.
>>561823387
who's the other person you cheating bitch ?
do not show me your titteys anymore !!
>>561823387
LOL . OMG, i meant to send that to my BF... anyhow , yes you are quite fat
Im just trying acid for the first time, babe. No big.
>>561823387
I have a condition. I get vulgar whenever I talk to stupid fat cunts like yourself. So don't worry It's not you, It's me.
>>561823467
Ooo 2 in a row
>>561823467
fucking winrar
>>561823467
Winrar..
>>561823467
LOL winner
>>561823387
lol 420 blaze it faggut
>>561823467
Winrar say yes she will
>>561823387
I'm on about a kilo of coke, and I just injected not one not two not three but FOUR whole marijuanas, so don't hold me accountable for anything I say, I'm sorry if I say anything mean.
>>561821669
Roll
>>561823661
fuck this is perfect
OPisafag.jpeg
>>561823820
REROLL.
I'm drunk on love
I'm high on you baby. tits or tongue, choose.
>>561824360
I just want you right now.
>>561824360
no but i did inject 4 whole marijuanas. i think i'm OD'ing
>>561824360
I will acid all over your face faggit lol 420 blaze it
>>561824360
Why arent we fucking now?
>>561824360
who told you you fucking whore?! you spying on me!?
>>561824360
no just high in love
>>561824360
I'm completely lucid. I would really like to try some anal with you, though. We'll go slow and use lube. I wanna fill that tight little ass up with cum ;)
>>561824360
yeah man i'm trying to get her really insecure and shit so its easy to bang her, i just called her fat hahahaha
>next message
fuck, wrong person
>>561824360
I am going to rape you :^)
>>561824360
If you call my maddening love you acid? Then yes my lady I am
>>561824559
Winrar
>>561824360
No bb I luv u pls fuk me
>>561824559
winner winner
>>561824559
TOPPEST OF KEKS
I'm on 10 pounds of heroin and injected a whole 50ml of marijuana... I also got a dildo in my ass.. So yea I'm fine
>>561824559
Winrar ayy lmao
>>561824559
hahah WIN WIN WIN
>>561824360
I'm a butt :^)
>>561824360
Alex stole my phone,sorry about that
>>561824559
WINNAR
>>561824559
win rar
No just a little coke and if you say no we're over you fat bitch
i was kidding the whole time!
>tfw top kek
maybe, but that's not the point. all I know is that I wanna get fat like you and sk when we marry, we can start a family with little whales running about :,)
Sorry about that! My friend took my phone! Anyways, back to your weight problemā¦
>>561824559
winrar
I'm on MDMA actually
>>561824360
let's go on a date
ayy lmao
2
>>561824360
Oh my god. I can't believe what I just said. Look, none of that was me. I'm not like that. I have a really hard time expressing my emotions and I do really weird things to make people laugh sometimes. I have feelings for you. Sorry I made you uncomfortable. I just want to open up so you can see the real me.
>>561825139
ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy
>>561825139
send me nudes
>>561825139
can i have a blowjob first? and let me 360 no scope your pussy bitch
>>561825139
sober? Where I'm headed there is no such thing as sober
>>561825139
ok, seeya later cutie
>>561825139
I injected in my anus incase you're wondering
>>561825139
Sober? Can you inject it?
>>561825198
this
>>561825302
Fuck yes winrar
I'm sober. sober than i ever been.
So are you gonna hop on this dik or h'wat you whale
>>561825139
ok babe I'm sorry. it's just.. I killed a guy
*sob*
>>561825139
Bitch are you stupid, I'm fine. Only thing I'm high on is love <3
Hi, I'm sober. I love you.
Don't worry baby, I'll always be up for a fuckin!!
>>561825302
winrar!
>>561825139
ill be sober tomorrow around 7 pm, come meet me
>>561825302
>>561825312
>>561825352
soooo many wins. OP pick either 1 or 3 option 2 sucks dick
>>561825139
Its true, I'm not sober... I didn't think it was gonna turn out this bad. Being this level headed is hard enough. Of course your not fat. But I would love to marry you.
>>561825137 I'm fine, but you better get over here now, I'm not even high, and I'm not joking when I say this, you better get over here now or I'm going to blow your house to pieces.
>>561825302
Winrar
>>561825139
bitch if you stop talking to me ima fucking cut you into little peices and put you in some chili for lunch
I use my moms butt plug while masturbating to gay ghetto porn
>>561825302
Winrar
>>561825139
Its true, I'm not sober.. I didn't think it was gonna turn out this bad. Being this level headed is hard enough. Of course your not fat. But I would love to marry you.
>>561820562
winrar
>>561820943
4chan is making a dumb nigger out of me. Let's talk somewhere else and not listen to these neckbearded losers.
she's being triggered
6
>>561825774
Rolling for this
I'm going to kill myself tonight because I have such a fat ass, land whale, cunt of a girlfriend
K sorry, love you gorgeous.
>>561826232
let's get freaky you major cunt
>>561826232
I love you, and I'd love you more if you took my fedora and inhaled its sweet fumes m'lady.
>>561826232
send me some pictures then beautiful
>>561826232
FUCK YOU, LOOK OUT FOR ME ON THE NEWS IN THE MORNING
>>561826232
I have a gun to my head right now bitch, you come over with $20,000 or i shoot
>>561825598
REROLL DAMN IT.
>>561826279
rawlin!
>>561826232
I'm freaking out. Can you come over and be with me? the drugs are too intense i'm scared
>>561826232
Jews did 9/11
why orf. I orf. You orf. orf? fuck me.
The voices are so loud...why won't they stop telling me to do bad things????
>>561826279
reroll
I'm sorry I'm being a cunt. ignore me until 7am tomorrow. for my own good. sleep tight
Hurry up OP, I don't know how much longer I can sit in the bathroom claiming I'm taking a shit.. Its been an hour already
>>561826232
smithy smith was whooooo ah everwhere on the roof!!
>>561826232
let me 360 no scope your pussy bitch
>>561826232
the distance i got to go to just ask for a date with you
>>561826232
just show me ur tits
>>561826416
Ohhhhh shit.
>>561826371
reroll fo dsi
>>561826416
winrar
Im sorry babe, i just want a few nudes SO BAD!
>>561826232
wanna come over to my place and jerk it to some furry porn?
>>561826416
WINWIN NIGAA
>>561826416
OP DON"T GO TO JAIL
I'll stop if you show me those sweet titties
Babe im really sorry, I love you and just want to marry you so I can see that hot body everyday when I wake up next to you, so why not sneak peak and show me those sexy tits ;)
>>561826596
true winrar
>>561826596
WINRAR
ignore me until 7am tomorrow. for my own good. sleep tight
>>561826596
actual winner not a reroll faggot
>>561826785
>>561826956
>fucking christ it sure is summer in here
>>561826232
babe sorry, I was just kidding.. I love you so much I just freak out every single time we talk.... you're prettier then the dolphins mating call, the atlantic oceans shinish water and the autumns birdsong - babe I love you
whore
>>561826232
OK first stop lying and then come over real quick and start working on my snake