>>561650927
Cut yourself open, and break one of your ribs off. Use that broken rib to stab yourself to death.

>>561650927
Shoot yourself in the heart and make it look like someone shoot you.

>>561650927
there is an image of how to make it look like you pulled your own head off. maybe someone could post it.

>>561650927
Sharpie in pooper until your ass cant take anymore and rips itself.

If that doesnt kill you, then your one queer ass motherfucker.

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hang yourself using helium balloons so you go up into the stratosphere and planes have to avoid you til you come down again.

Get out of your dirt track car and confront Tony Steward.

>>561650927
Do the totally unrealistic thing of jumping off a building with fishing line so it looks like you've pulled off your head.

>>561650927
Old age.

>>561650927
Shut up in the air. bullet goes way up in the air, eventually stops and comes back done. Gives you time to put the gun away, and then run under the bullet when it comes down. So ppl will say you could have committed suicide cause how come the gun is put away?

>>561650927
visit 4chan

>>561650927
by living forever

>>561651375

You already stabbed yourself to death while retrieving your ribs, you fuckstick.

>>561650927
whats the story on this picture

>>561652507
It's from the movie Cannibal Holocaust.

>>561651803

You glue your hands to your head and hang yourself with razor wire.

>>561650927
>hang a rope around ur neck
>take alot of pills
>shoot yourself in the head
Doing all these while you're jumping off the building.

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>>561650927
Take a dump
Freeze dump
Fashion into knife
Piss into cone shaped mold
Freeze

Taken frozen piss and shit and stab yourself to death.

>>561651728
Tie gun to multiple balloons and then shoot yourself

Had a neighbor who killed himself by soaking packs of cigarettes in water and making a sort of heavy nicotine tea.

He distilled it until he got mostly pure nicotine and overdosed on it by injection.

I was talking to one of the paramedics and they said since nicotine is a drug he probably got extremely high before he died.

>>561652802

The casing would still be there. If you had some way of getting rid of the casing, people would just think you got murdered.

>>561652821
The paramedic doesn't know what he's talking about.

Nicotine overdoes is awful. He would have got "high" in that he would have been shaking and sweating while his heart beat out.

>go to a public place
>i always use the example of the top of a building
>wait for crowd to gather
>when crowd reaches max, commence plan
>first, jump form the building, sealing your fate
>take out your pistol midair, and put it in your mouth
>using the skills from your acrobatics classes(money is of no object to a dead man) perform a corkscrew while in the air
>after the corkscrew begins, blow your brains out, creating a spiral of grey matter and a soft mist of blood, which will gently envelope the bystanders below
>after teaching the godless heathens at the base of the building the true meaning of christmas, allow your friend to detonate the c4 you placed throughout the building, bringing it to the ground
>???
>profit

>>561650927
Some people take out someone with them, others take out a few dozen or hundred. Most people don't know that you actually have the power to kill millions.

>Be born
>Grow attached to your mother
>Pick up drawing
>Lament your mom's eventual death
>Start hating the japs, or some shit
>Become a dispatch runner in a war
>Survive being wounded two separate times
>Become charismatic as fuck
>Use your silver tongue to rise through the ranks
>Start a revolution
>Actually it's a really weak revolution, get shot at and lose a couple followers
>Write a book while in prison
>Okay, try that again
>Use your silver tongue to rise through the ranks
>Start a revolution
>Become leader of a state
>Kill as many jews as fucking possible
>Kill yourself

It was original in it's own time.

>>561653026
Some murderers leave the casing behind.

>>561652252
A penny would bounce off you at any height, I doubt a gunshot would be any more dangerous.

>>561652507

It's the latest images from Iraq lol

damn you ISIS

Step 1: get 1000 helium balloons
Step 2: get scissors
Step 3: tie all balloons around your ankles
Step 4: go outside and tether yourself so you don't fly away
Step 5: call 911 and tell them you murdered 5 little girls and only you know the locations
Step 6: scream obscenities at the police when they arrive, telling them that they'll never catch you alive
Step 7: cut tether and float away
Step 8: laugh your ass off until you get bored and then cut the balloons off and fall to your death
Step 9: forever be known as mysterious balloonman murderer

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>>561653236

>>561653042
>>561652821
2 possible reasons: the medic was a fucking mormonchild loser who'd never smoked or got high in his life and had no idea how fucking shitty it feels to have too much nicotine in his system, OR he was looking to console you by saying "at least he died happy/high" (meaning that he was either stupid or he thought that you were stupid)

also I highly doubt that it was a real paramedic, maybe a basic-bitch EMT at most, because a full paramedic needs to actually fucking know about drugs to do their job correctly

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>>561653073
>true meaning of chrostmas
10 keks in a pear tree

I suppose you could come up with some pretty creative stuff if you had a siamese brother/sister sharing the same body with you.

>>561653416

Except you're wrong...About the bullet, anyway.

http://forensicoutreach.com/the-falling-bullet-myths-legends-and-terminal-velocity/

>>561653789
I don't know shit about drugs so I just took him at his word. He probably was just saying he died high because he didn't want to tell anyone he died a shitty death

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>>561651967
/thr3ad 10/10 would want to an hero to this

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1. You'll need around 5-7 pennies or copper coin, and a straw. Put these aside for now.
2.Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt in, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda.
3.Pour ammonia into the jar until 2/3rds full.
4. Fill the rest of the jar with bleach.
5. Now drop the pennies into the jar, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies.
6. Blow on them for about 30 seconds.
7. Your dead !

>>561654040

If they killed their twin, which ended up killing 'themself', too...would it be a murder suicide, or just suicide?

>OD by injecting 2 and a half marijuanas
>if needle is unavailable just snort it

strangle yourself with your bare hands.

At first it seems obvious. But the truth is that you will pass out and lose your grip long before you die. Thus it will require several years of training to build up your tolerance to fainting (much like a boxer has to) in order to do this. No one will believe that you actually did this, so make sure to do it in a room that is locked from the inside with no way for someone else to get in. It's going to look like a murder with no possible way that anyone could have done it, but no one is going to assume that you have prepared 5+ years for this moment.

>>561653026
Revolver.

>>561654489

No damn clue - what about A shooting B straight between his eyes?

I know for one A would probably not die (as he/she still has a functional brain of his/her own), but would he/she feel any kind of collateral effects at all?

>>561654727
Yeah this would be fucking baller.

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Fucking run into a church during a funeral while naked, jump in the casket and start humping. Close casket, shoot self

>Answer an ad for clown to preform at a childs birthday
>show up to the party
>gather all the kids around, ask them if they want to see a cool trick
>eat a cyanide pill and shoot yourself
>have all of your blood and brain matter splatter all over the kids
>hilarity ensues

>>561655783
Don't get where the pill comes into play, but not bad.

i remember reading some guy talking about how his uncle took rat poison and his body bloated to five times it's size. horrible.

Lose your ipod

>>561656016
He takes the pill because incase the bullet doesnt kill him, the pill will.

>>561656030
Sounds funny. Did he die before or after the bloating happened? Take rat poison at a 7-year olds party and watch the kids freak the fuck out.

>>561654105
What do you know, bullets are dangerous. According to your link you'd have to fire it at an angle that isn't straight up, and I doubt you could run and chase it.

>>561650927
get a long piano wire
nail one end to the wall
put slip knot in other end around your neck
super glue your hands to your face
get running start
looks like you ripped your head off

>>561657190

do that from a bridge

>>561656364

it was an old story. one thing i do know is that rat poison would make you bleed from every orifice so it would look like ebola

>>561657190
Imagine the look on someone's face when they glue their hands to their head and forgot to put the noose on.

>>561652252
Google terminal velocity.

>>561657601
thats even better

>>561657970
lol failing at killing yourself is the biggest fail you can do

>>561654441
mustard gas

Making someone kill you.

>>561653026
A revolver.
>hurrdurr

okay what you have to do is you going to take a wood chipper set it up and make sure you get orphans to walk by it when you do this jump inside the wood chipper and let the blood rain down on your them with a note attached or it that says don't worry about it. It builds character

>>561657190
10/10 best way to an hero

>>561657190
But that leaves the wire behind. People would know what happened.

>married rich guy
>wife serves him divorce papers
>guy ties rope around his neck
>other end to a pole
>gets in expensive sports car
>floors it
>decapitates himself using his car

shit happened a few years ago. thought that was pretty amazing,

>>561661563
thats so fucking metal. Any news link?

>>561650927
Finally a question I'm prepared for.

Well my ideal situation leaves an mental imprint of my actions in people's psyche's fpr years to come.

>turn 70
>get a friend to fly me up with expert precision
>We're pretty low altitude
>Directly above a middle school
>I have a bat suit/wing suit
>I have trained in it (in this situation)
>Fucking jump out the plane with no parachute
>Aim at the playground
>I timed it so the kids are at recess
>Make sure to hit some recess equipment
>blood will splatter everywhere
>I will yell on the way down to

I legit kind of want to do this too.

>>561662046
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1042676/Businessman-uses-Aston-Martin-decapitate-horrific-suicide-revenge-ex-wife.html

>>561662118
My life will continue through all the fucked up memories I give the children present that day.

>>561662118
Better fucking use a GoPro on the way down.

>>561662459
Oh hell yeah great idea bro.

>noted

>eat 20 bags of sugar free haribo gummy bears
>shit myself to death in a baseball stadium

>>561662720
But fill your underwear with gummy bears before you die. So they find them on your corpse in confusion.

>>561650927
eating 10 rolls of fluoride toothpaste, then flossing until your teeth fall out and you choke to death while your swallowed teeth chew up your stomach for you

>gather up all the black widows you can find
>dump them all over you
>piss them off

Go to a concert during the middle of the performance Jump on stage and blow your head off with a gun

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>>561650927
clog your arteries by eating unhealthy food all of the time. like eating just pork foods. You will die from clogged arteries in no time!

>>561663129
>Store the black widows in a jar
a preferrable scenario would be recieving a live mature black widow egg sack inside the jar. So that you wouldn't have to handle it yourself.

Anyway

>black widows in glass jar
>like 150
>carry it around, Who knows? it will be necessary
>in class/ at work
>aquaintance asks simple question
>...
>"FUCK YOU!" "BLACK WIDOWS"
>You smash the glass point black on their head
>Spiders get in hair
>spiders going ape shit

If you want to die too just rape the person as they're distracted.

>>561663827
You were going the right way at first, but then quickly changed directions.

One man one jar with that jar full of black widows.

>>561650927
If I were to kill myself I'd get someone to make a bomb and set it to go off at a random time.
I'll chuck the bomb in my computer (guaranteed to go off near me this way) and all I have to do is wait.

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i always thought a fun way to go would to get in one of \these but take off the harness and just fucking fly for a bit

>>561664010
Its a weapon. You can use it on yourself. But I want to take the chaos within me, and inject it into normal peoples lives.

>get an M10000
>wait until your birthday
>hide the M10000 in the cake with the top disguised as a candle
>throw a party inviting your friends and family
>wait until cake time
>as soon as they begin singing, immediately reach into the cake and retrieve the m10000
>pick up the cake knife and slit your throat as you put the m10000 in your mouth
>light that bitch
>blow up your head infront of everyone who ever loved you

>>561664358
One man one jar yourself in front of an elementary school?

>>561657815
now correct me if I am wrong, but the reason is warfarin right? I know its like a blood thinner but that's gotta suck.

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>>561664961
nice! you got the gift!

>giddyup

Nerve gas.

>>561664529
this guy gets it`

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>>561653696
top kek

>>put colorful paint fill balloons and confetti in pockets
>>jump off building
>>epic splatter

My turn.

>Get a dog.
>Train said dog to fuck you when you play dead.
>Go to public park on busy day.
>Bring dog.
>Pull out gun and scare your said dog off.
>Yell "I HOPE I DON'T GET FUCKED AFTER I DIE"
>Pull down pants and shoot self in the head.
>Everyone mindfucked as dog comes out of nowhere and fucks you in the ass after you are on the ground dead.

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>>561653696
10/10

>go to bar
>pick up chick
>take her back to your house
>fuck her senselessly
>get her close to orgasm
>as she starts pull out gun
>shoot yourself in the head


she'll never be the same again after that.

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>>561653696
>implying the cops dont just shoot the balloons down and arrest you

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>>561656232
Underappreciated post

>>561650927
pneumatic rod to the head
strap your head in, align your shit, and just get it to go right through.

There was actually already a publication of it happening once before by an engineer that made an automated device using a cattle stunner which is basically a high pressure rod right to your head

Make a noose out of razor wire and insert your head into it, tie it to the roof for a classic hanging, super glue your hands to your head and jump.

Looks like you ripped your head off, I dunno

>>561653696
it would take so many more than 1000 balloons.

>>561652790
i wonder if anyone in the universe has ever actually done this

>>561651375
I gotta say, pretty creative

>>561669594
1000 is a lot of helium but you may be on to something. Just test it inside and see how many it takes, expensive but what use has a dead man for wealth? Use your life savings on it.

>get 2 guns, one for a real bullet one for a blank
>get lots of fake blood and goopy stuff for brains
>lastly get 100 party poppers
>walk into the middle of a busy street
>scream you're going to kill yourself
>shoot self in head with blank
>let all the fake blood and brains come out
>everyone screams about you dying
>as soon as someone touches you jump up and scream "IM ALIVE"
>pull out gun with bullet, shot self again in head
>rig the party poppers to go off now
>people just witnessed you dying twice
>your corpse is fake blood and streamers

>>561650927
Of old age. Use your own years to to strangle your heart and embrace eternal sleep.

Or just pretend to perform a magic trick with getting out of a glass coffin under half a ton of concrete. That will most certainly be creative and bring a sight of astonishment on the viewers.

>>561650927
Old age.

>>561669845
Just calculated it out, it would take around 5000 balloons to lift the average man. Then again, that would just be for hovering, if you want to gain altitude you'd want quite a bit more than that. 7 or 8 thousand might do it?

>>561650927
9000 sharpies in the pooper

>>561661531
why should you care, you'd be dead

>>561650927
If we told you it couldn't be the most creative.

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>>561671789

Combo breaker

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>>561672369
you mother fucker

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>>561672525

1. Write cryptic note about something you've recently discovered and someone trying to kill you because of it.

2. Hire an assassin to kill you.

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>>561672825
>>561672915

>>561670795
Well there you go, I still recommend the testing since different people, different weight, all that.

C-C-C-C-CRèME BRûLéE

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>>561673047

1vs1 Shark battle

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>>561652252
>shut up in the air
>shut up
>in the air

Ok, what?

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ehis guy 10/10

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>>561650927
>take some iron wire
>tie both ends tight somewhere on the top of building
>make a iron wire loop that goes around your neck
>take some superglue and glue your hands on your head
>wait until you're hands are stuck
>jump off the roof
>iron wire will cut your head, but your head will stay with you're hands because of super glue
>when you land you will be decapitated and it will look like you tear your head of your body with your hands
>?????
>protip


(Captcha: Queen endsmay)

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>>561650927
>create ide using anfo and hmtd primary
>take laxatives
>plug bomb in anal cavity
you are now a walking shit bomb

>>561652316
Kek

Not these days. /b/'s full of moralfags, cancer, and pure 100% shit.

>>561673489
>>561673431
ITS NOT CREATIVE ANYMORE. Just drop it already.

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>>561653416
>>561658617

inyect yourself ebola spread the virus take many lives as you can

>>561675345
Nigga you did not just save that and edit in one pixel to one of the panels so you could post it again.

Tie your best friends mother to a bed, cut your wrists then proceed to fuck her as the blood covers both of you. Tease her clit so she's close to orgasm, just as she's about to climax and you start to feel faint, pull a gun out and shoot yourself in the head.

I have myself a genuine boner typing this.

throw a grenade into toilet and flush... oh the good old days of 4chan, how i miss them

>>561675828
Shut up after the initial awesome died that thread was boring and stupid.

>>561652252
Mythbusters did this, winds carried it at angle coming down so it could still kill you, but the odds of YOU getting hit are damn near impossible

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>>561653236
Yes, become the new hitler

It's not very creative, but if I had to choose one way to kill myself, it'd be putting on a cute dress, slitting my wrists, and then floating on my back in my pool while serenely staring at the sky waiting to bleed out and lose consciousness

>>561677106
I've had loads of dreams where I was dying and just looking up at stars. That just gave me weird flashbacks.

>>561653696
No you should cut your throat and leave a thread of blood after you

>>561677763
One time I had a dream that you weren't a nigger

>>561650927
blood eagle.

>>561678051
I like this

>>561654521
why don't you just snort the whole bong?

>>561651994
Sweet reference bro

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>>561678282
How the fuck are you going to rip your own lungs out of your back if your hands are tied?

>>561678124
That's cool, tell me more about it if you have time.

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>>561669475

you didnt read the thread did you?

>>561657190

If you live in america do this
Step 1: aquire helicopter
Step 2: fly over white house or capitol building
Step 3: jump without parachute onto white house/capitol building
Step 4: be on news for killing yourself

>>561678774
Well. The dream started out with me waking up in the middle of a grassy field on a comfortably warm, lightly windy day. I stood up and three paths were revealed in front of me. I walked down the middle one and at the end of it, there was you. Except you weren't a nigger and then I immediately woke up upon the realization that this was too good to be true and had to be a dream.

>inb4 glue hands to head and hanging with razor wire so it looks like you ripped your head off

>>561654441
you'll need a crane to get it out

>>561679329
That actually has a subtle beauty to it. I don't want to overwhelm you with surprise, but I'm really not a nigger. Also, the street I live on is the middle one in a fork in the road. That's some prophetic shit. What else have you dreamt lately?

>>561679936
I had this weird dream just last night where I befriended this dude off /b/ who actually wasn't a nigger

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>>561680404

I dreamed I was Ron Swanson last night.
Best dream ever.

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>>561680704
Hurry up and be my friend before the thread 404s, you mong

>>561650927
post on /b/