Ayy lmao

>>561457872
ayy iamo

Ayy lmao

>>561457872
ayyyy lmao

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ayy lmao

Ayy lmao

>>561457872
Ayy lmao

>>561457872
Yeah i got a question do you know who ptboi42 is? Because if you dont you are lying.

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>>561457872
Welp I guess it's an ayy imao thread.

Why do you guys stick things up peoples butts all the time? Aliens be gay as shit.

>>561458349
Look at this faggot. Also, ayy lmao

>>561457872
Hue
>alien
>speaks English
>uses a cg photo
0/10

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>>561457872
And you tell this to /b/?
You guys are really fucking stupid

>>561457872
I want to help my planet advance in technology, what should I study?

Ayy lmao

ayy lmao

ayy lmao

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>>561457872

ayyyyyyyyy LMAO

>>561458424
easiest non-intrusive method for a lot of things, that doesn't involve an incision?

Hey Oloroi, on a scale of 1-10 how much do you like The X-Files?
I wish I was Mulder.

>>561458584
Fractional calculus.

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>>561457872
How long is 12,500 years in the time of the Oloroi? Are you evolved passed the need for a linear based perception of time? If not please share your time units. I would be honored to learn.

Thanks.

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You aren't allowed to contact us until we develop space travel dont you read the rules?

btw which side of the galactic war should we choose once we're allowed to participate?

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>>561457872
>"unrepairable damage"
You're an idiot. Pic related.

I'm glad you're back. I asked a question but the thread 404'd before it got answered. The question was:

Is astral projection real or is it a delusion? If it is real, what is it exactly?

>>561457872
Ayy lmao?

>>561457872
ayyyyy lmao

ayy lemao

>>561457872
To highlight some FAQs from last thread
>We are similar in appearance to the "Greys". Not exactly the same, but roughly similar skin tone and physiology.
>My lifetime is about 800 years.
>There are many other life forms in our galaxy. You are a low Tier-2 species (2.00-2.40), meaning you have the technological capacity for space travel, but are not very widespread or particularly advanced.
>There are methods of travel that functionally exceed the speed of light.
>Humans have been visited by multiple xenosystem species throughout it's existence.

>>561457872
The cycle has begun again. 50,000 years has passed.

all intelligent life will be harvested

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ayy lmao

>>561457872
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ayyyyyyy lmao

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>>561458915
we are coming

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>>561458678

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You can suck my dick you alien piece of shit, you ain't gon do shit.

>>561457872
"Alien"

If this was real, you knew what you were getting yourself into.

Ayy lmao

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How many interstellar dicks can you suck at the same time?

>>561458873
How high/low do the tiers go? Who is the most advanced and who is the least? Are any systems/planets at war with one another?

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Ayy lmao

Now that that is out of the way. What tier class species are your kind? And what are some notable higher tier species like youself?

>>561458873
I assume your species is good at mathematics. Could you tell me what ayyy to the power of lmao is?

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>>561459250
this is a gift for you, you dumb weenie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale

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>>561459386
>>561459251

>>561457872
>>561458873

This thread is now under Reaper control

>>561457872
Oloroi's in Uganda fucktard
>ayy lmao

describe/post a picture of what you look like

also ayy lmao

So, how many XCOM operatives have you killed?

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>>561459717

>Oloroi, Uganda
prettty cold there huh?

Why do I always get the creepy feeling that aliens are stalking me? Pretty sure I'm not a skitzy

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>>561457872

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>>561459208

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>>561458584
Advancement in technology is facilitated by an understanding of engineering, physics, and electromagnetism. There are enormous innovations to be discovered for your people, particularly with magnetic substances.

>>561458551
English is a relatively simple vocal language. It took me a short time to learn the grammar and syntax, and a little bit longer to build a sizable vocabulary. It isn't as difficult as it is for me as it is for you; English is one of several hundred languages I can speak fluently.

>>561458714
An enjoyable show: 8

>>561458747
We have ~800 year lifespans, so our observation of your species has only spanned a handful of generations.

>>561458763
We contact all sufficiently advanced sentient peoples. Once a species develops nuclear weaponry, the safety of the habitability of planet's biosphere becomes a concern. We act to protect and conserve these life-bearing worlds.

There is no galactic-scale war, and there never has been. The fuel and materials required would be astronomical and would be for wasteful purposes. Virtually all interstellar combat takes place between fledgling Tier 2 species in their cluttered pockets of space.

>>561458841
Astral Projection is a form of focusing on the life force. It is poorly understood and practiced by humans.

>>561457872
ayy iamo

>>561459860
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>>561457872
Ayyy lmao

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>>561457872
you will be reborn

>>561460113
Are you really gray?
Do you say "ayy lmao" a lot?

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>>561460113
Is there a type of alien species that we humans are incapable of comprehending? If so can you describe it to us?

>>561460113
> We contact all sufficiently advanced sentient peoples.
> contacts /b/
Ayy lmao

>alien lands on earth tomorrow morning
>planet earth greets them with "ayy lmao"
>aliens get confused and leave

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>>561457872

Ay, laughing my ass off.

Hey mr alien, does alcubierre drive have potential? How about skylon? How about emdrive?

>>561460762
I hope this happens

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ayy lmao

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>>561460113
Your form is weak. You will be remade

>>561459250
There are three tiers of species. It is a gradual scale, with the general capacity of each species being reflected in decimal format.
Tier 1: Sentient species, pre-space flight
Tier 2: Developed space flight, pre-dimensional shift and quantum manipulation technology
Tier 3: Developed dimensional shift and quantum manipulation technology
Humans are low-Tier 2. Your manned mission to your moon, and our probes scattered throughout the system, put you at a hopeful 2.02.

There are less than 36 Tier 3 species in the entire galaxy. Many have populations much smaller than you might think.

>>561459410
Another Tier 3 species that has interacted with humans are the Serapheme. They are a species of completely uploaded consciousnesses. They operate in mechanical bodies, and have been described in your literature as having multiple pairs of wings and faces.

>>561459893
ayyy lmao

>>561460113
what is the main source of power for your civilisation?
how long does a small amount of the source last?
how many neural connections does a member of your species generally have?
do you learn like we learn?
what base# counting system do you use?
we used to use twelve(************) but for some reason society changed to make 10(**********) the commonly known one, though many of our species can fluently understand base 2(**) and base 16(****************)
does your species have technology that manipulates time or space?
would you ever share it with us if you did?
do humans have any mathmatical frameworks for warping time or space that could be exploited or should we keep looking?
are there large parts of the universe where a state of high entropy has spontaneously become a state of low entropy?
does your speces have a plan for the eventual heat death of the universe?
whats your most powerful technology?

>>561460113
What field(s) should I get into and study to develop an efficient infinite energy source?
I was thinking of something having to do with gravity, but I have no idea how to manipulate it.
A nudge in the general direction is all I'm asking

Will you go see Interstellar with me when it comes out?

>>561457872
ayyy lmao

>>561460113
Astral Projection - Is it worth pursuing? It's something I've been interested in for years but never achieved. Is there anything we could do to understand and practice it better?

Also, what happens when we dream? What about lucid dreaming? Is it true that it is preferable to not touch other living beings in dreams?

>>561461489
You nigger.

>>561461489
pls no

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

>>561460508
We have pale grey skin, but many of us have various hues and sheens that range from purples to greens.

>>561460556
There is a technology that allows physical objects to shift dimensions. It is a very powerful method of transportation that signifies a Tier 3 species. Being on a ship undergoing a dimension shift is a transformative experience; You are exposed to a higher energy level of reality itself, but "survive", because the matter of your own being transforms into it's own higher dimensional form. It is difficult exactly to explain, but there are independent entities within higher dimensions that cannot be comprehended without experience dimensional shift-transport.

>>561460826
All of them have potential. However, the economic structure of your planet is not inclined towards giving these projects the proper material funding they will need.

>>561461103
just to be clear thats not supposed to be an explination of the kardashev scale is it?

your species should swithc to the kardashev scale. its a way more accurate gauge of the capabilities of your civilisation

>>561461103
Multiple wings and faces............hm......

>>561460762
South park needs to spoof this shit.

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>>561461103
You've been phenomenal so far in the thread, but let's see if you can answer me this:

Can you give any fucking shred of proof that would allude to the fact you are a god damn alien?

I'd guess not, go ahead and avoid this question now you fake twat.

>>561461579
crustacean has spoken
>>561461489
nigger

Do you project humanity to reach tier 3 in the next hundred years?

Why can't you just post a picture of yourself for proof or a bit of your skin or finger. I'm curious

>>561461863
You fucking newfag
Get the fuck out
I even typed the whole thing

>>561461724
Are there any different types of drugs than here on earth? (as in categories, I.E cannaboids, opioids, ect.)

And what is space/galactic law/opinion on weed?

The crustacean has spoken.

>>561461724
How do I cure my stutter? ;~;

Will I ever get laid?

Are there good and bad Tier 3 Aliens and what are their intentions? Also, do you ever spy on humans or make them oberly paranoid

>>561462149
>ayy lmao's the thread
>calls me a newfag
>SHIGGYDGGT

>>561462126
>>561461863
You 2 are dumbfucks. Aliens see colors differently. That is like asking a mantis shrimp to develop a camera and use it. Aliens see colors differently so their cameras would work differently. The alien would most likely send some rainbow pic for you to question.
lrn2biology

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>>561457872
who created god and what is beyond our universe? Do extra dimensional beings love me? My girlfriend left me. I'm alone and sad.

>>561462439
I'd still like to see it

>>561462479
>Lupin the Third

Muh nigga.

>>561462479
>>561461863
>guys

>hey psst guys

> no one actually believes op you dipshits, this is for fun
>op needed a writing promp to get his creative juices flowing
>the questions are challenging his writing ability

>understand?

>its fucking fiction

>>561462434
> implying you didn't do the same
> using heaven for that reason

>>561461724
What is the best way to influence the people on earth, so that our technology will get the proper support and funding it should get?

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>>561462439
>"tier 3" superadvanced alien race with interdimensional technology

>doesn't have technology that can capture the world around them

OP pls go

>>561457872
Also is it true that gravity is just a misunderstood form of magnetism?

>>561462560
I can actually answerone for you, humans created god.

>>561462379
With a positive attitude and a little more forwardness on your part (try teasing girls a bit, they love it), yes

Source: alien technology

>>561462825
magnetism is electromagnetic force, gravity is acceleration.

you are a big dumg idiot retard stupid

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ayy lmao

>>561459893
Ayyy lmao

>>561459163
/thread

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>>561457872
>but if your actions begin to cause unrepairable damage to the biosphere of this planet, we will neutralize the threat.
I wish a nigga would

>>561461240
>>561461240
>>561461240
come on give it a go,
these are really the questions i would ask an alien species.

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>>561457872
Timestamp is pear

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>>561462847

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>>561460113
Have you made it to the Delta Quadrant yet and encountered the Borg?

Also Resistance is futile and you will be assimilated into the Borg collective

Welcome back alien!
You never told us how you get on the interwebs from your comfy ship?

>>561463178
>tumblr

huelelkek

>>561457872
why havent you killed all the niggers yet?

How do you excrete waste from you body?

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>>561457872
Tell us about your alien drugs please.

>>561463223
i am locutus of borg and you will respond to my orders.

>i cum faster masturbating then having sex.
why is this?

>>561463420
previous thread said that he excretes it in gaseous form through pores

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>>561463531
Deathgrip

You type slow as fuck for a teir three alien

>>561457872
Today I was walking home at 10:00 pm EST, in Worcester Massachusett , United States.
As I was walking home I saw a light in the sky. It was gliding across the sky for around 10 minutes. After that I saw it glow bright and dash across the sky. This happens many times before. Is that you

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if you are really an alien you should neutralise the virus since everyone is freaking out over how it is the end of humanity, and the CDC predicted it will eventually spread to the USA.

also, as proof you are real, post a timestamped picture of your hand

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>>561463531
Desensitization, enjoy your cheese pizza homie.

ayy lmao

>>561463880
ebola kills too quickly to infect a ton of people
plus you have to make contact with them

>>561464076
Nigga, I sum shit dat said that it be airborne tho

>>561457872
Have you had sex with a Terran?
Do you prefer young or mature women?

>>561464076
forgot to add
ayy bola

heard of it's 3 week incubation period? gg newfriend

Dear mr ALlnem du yous fund us intertaionung?

>>561461240
>what is the main source of power for your civilisation?
Quantum manipulation and nuclear energy.
>How long does a small amount of the source last?
Effectively infinite.
>how many neural connections does a member of your species generally have?
10^3 more than the average human.
>do you learn like we learn?
I am not sure what you mean by this, but virtually all species must use some form of sensory structure to receive data, and compute how it can be manipulated or what it can by used for in some fashion.
>what base# counting system do you use?
There are different groups that use Base 8 and Base 10.
>does your species have technology that manipulates time or space?
We can phase shift through space in a number of ways. Time cannot be manipulated in practical manners, you can only go into the future by near-c travel.
>would you ever share it with us if you did?
No. You will have to develop it for yourself. It is a technology that can really only be produced by societies that have evolved into a stable-enough form.
>do humans have any mathmatical frameworks for warping time or space that could be exploited or should we keep looking?
Yes, and you already know of them. Wormholes are a good example.
>are there large parts of the universe where a state of high entropy has spontaneously become a state of low entropy?
Not that we have observed.
>does your speces have a plan for the eventual heat death of the universe?
The heat death will be literally trillions of local-years after the galactic medium has dissolved into a mist of basic particles. There is no defense or escape.
>whats your most powerful technology?
Arguably trans-dimensional shift technology. Others would say the energy produced from quantum manipulation makes it the most powerful, but trans-dimensional shift technology offers an entire new field of physics and math.

>>561461269
Truly, magnetics.

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>>561463456
Bitch please I am your Queen and I will rape your feeble mind

>>561464349
what are the highest tier species called?

>>561457872

Greetings, ayy lmao

Alien, why are we here in "reality" when after we die we supposedly go back to Source?

hfdfgdfg

>>561461103
Wait, so angels are real, and they are just nanomachines?

>>561464235
its not, dont worry, has to be through contact.

ayy timestamp your self now

and let me see you type fluently in different language and it better not be google translate

What type of currency does your species use and what is its exchange rate to the american dollar?

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How did we manage to capture a magnificent picture of your simpleton self?

Well I think we should all make a thread just like op to get the spaghetti train rolling

>>561457872
ayy lmao

>>561461489
fuck you nigger
>>561461579
fuck you crustacean

>>561464349
I'll bite.

Care to tell us about any other tier 2 or 3 species? Particularly interested if there are any warlike species or if the smarter species 'evolved' beyond that.

>>561464349
I'm horribly scared of death. What happens after death to our consciousness? Will I be able to have my conscious energy or soul or whatever it is be in the physical world again?

>>561464349
what would be your species best achievement in fully manipulating trans dimensional shift technology?

is the dark flow caused by a civilization harvesting matter for energy at absurdly large scales?

Psychic abilities: real or fake?

What do you -personally- enjoy?

>>561464349
What if I told you I have developed telepathy and xray vision from an unknown cause?

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i smoked dmt the the other day did we meet?

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>>561457872
excuse me , im curious and must ask this question, what are your thoughts on psychedelic/entheogens ?are they safe for humans ? can they be used to advance our species in various forms of our collective culture and consciousness ? im just also curious because im writing a novel and I also believe in ET phenomena

>>561457872
what role do psychedelics such as Psilocybin play in the advancement of lower tier species?

>>561464349
Are there ways to upload your consciousness? Or swap bodies/posess ?

>>561461487
No, it is not worth it. Your species physiology is currently not well-suited for psychocognitive manipulation.

>>561461728
No, it is not. The kardashev scale is a similar scale of human design. Our tier scale is represents different markers.
The necessary factors involved in creating Tier 3 technology is indicative of a stable and ancient species. For our purposes, it is effective.

>>561461778
This does not mean the Seraphemes mechanical bodies are actually wings and faces. This is simply how the humans who interacted with them described their features.

>>561461863
I cannot divulge details of my operation.

>>561462060
No. If your genetic line survives, you will reach Tier 3 in several hundred thousand years. It is likely that, if you could see them, you would not recognize your descendants. My own species began recording it's history over a million years ago. It is rare for one of the many thousands of species the galaxy births to reach Tier 3.

>>561462356
Yes. There are enormous varieties of chemical compounds. Your powerful psychedelic or entheogenic substances would not affect some species at all. Some of their poisons would not affect you. The chemistry is extremely in-depth.
Substances that alter conscious perception are recognized and used safely for recreational and spiritual purposes. Your practice of making things "illegal" and "banning" harmful things is a behavior common in immature and young species.

>>561462365
Practice.

I have my question in vocaroo form
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NlH39PVFat

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>>561457872
Ayy lmao

>>561458554
I fucking lol'ed

>>561466291
previous thread said that uploading consciousness is possible and one other civilization had accomplished in doing so, but it's an extremely hard thing to accomplish and successfully do

>>561457872
Is the current theory about black holes becoming white holes within a few plank of time after their creation (normalized against the time dilation effects their mass gives them) accurate? (even if over-simplified)

If it were accurate and the universe were an example of such, at what point will local universal time run within 5% of extra-universal standard time?

>>561466446
>No, it is not. The kardashev scale is a similar scale of human design. Our tier scale is represents different markers.
>>561466446

>The necessary factors involved in creating Tier 3 technology is indicative of a stable and ancient species. For our purposes, it is effective.


do you mean to say technology develops linearly?

Have humans invented any type of machinery, mathematics, or concept in general that is far more advanced than our current state of evolution should allow?

Is a perpetual motion machine possible?

At therr any asexual races? Telepathic?

Is time travel possible?

Is intergalactic travel possible?

ayy lmao

>>561457872
AAAYYYYYYY


LMAO

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>>561466446
Who are these machine-like beings I constantly encounter on dmt?

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1, what do you/the Oloroi in general think about video games?
2, has there been any disputes in which an Oloroi has killed a human or vice-versa?
3, has an Oloroi/Oloroi UFO ever truthfully been seen in public?
4, is there any circumstance in which you would purge humanity or gift us with your technology?
5, why do you look out for us?
6, are the reptilians a major threat to anyone? have the oloroi had any disputes with them?

>>561457872
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>>561466446
did the government(s) say that it was alright to go on /b/ of all places and also are you on other imageboards across the globe such as 2ch and stuff

Can you manipulate the higgs field

>>561457872

PROVE IT

otherwise...

ayyy lmao

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What about demons and spirits, What are your views on that or do you think it's human delusion?

Is there a religion or some kind of law you follow?

Do you communicate with speech or something like telepathy?

Also things like psychics or miracles do they truly exist?

How do you treat your deceased when they pass?

Do you eat human food if so what's your favourite chocolate?

With the Race wars is it really relevant or is it just immaturity that holds no ground?

>>561466446
I've been practicing for 24 years of my life ;~;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdUgiBxmZGc
Is music universal?
>can /b/ sauce this AMV?

Does any government on earth know about alien existence?

>>561466446
what is a consciousness?

>>561466446
is psychocognitive manipulation a way to say controlling our spiritual energy in different way

Your work was shit nigger

What fundamental changes in human society would need to occur in order to help carry scientific advancement into a higher tier?

>>561466446
>I cannot divulge details of my operation.

So. You're here let us know information, but can't confirm even a shred of it?

These threads are fun, but when the OP slips up and posts stupid fucking shit like that it's just.. bleh.

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>>561462419
All Tier 3 species are nonviolent. They usually maintain small populations on a handful of planets, living in sustainable communities. By the time a species reaches this point, they are often over a million years old, and have evolved considerable evolutionary tools that stabilize their macro-interactions.

Tier 2 species usually have their own motivations. They build massive war fleets, mine out their star systems, conquer one another, rise and fall in brief thousand-year gaps. Many are barely beyond their animal instincts, and wield world-damaging weaponry.

>>561462560
"God", as a human-ego projected onto the Universe is not real. Extra dimensional beings do love you. You have several planet-local substances that can help your organism contact them. I suggest manual inhalation of dimethyltryptamine smoke.

>>561462747
The importance of community is very undervalued in your species. Additionally, it is important to move away from hierarchy and authoritarianism. These are animal instincts and, in the long-term, will cause damage and risk extinction. Decentralization is a good step in the right direction, and this concept is spreading across the world because of things like your Internet and the recently created Bitcoin currency. Currently, your cultural values are short-sighted and destructive. This fundamental aspect of who you are must be changed.

>>561462825
No.

>>561463107
We have prevented a mass-extinction level event involving nuclear weapons. We will intervene again if you decide to act irrationally and with blinding hatred.

>>561463223
There are similar species to the Borg. None that are as widespread or powerful, but they do exist.

>>561463259
Extremely easily. I am communicating through your own networks. Our platform is currently in-atmosphere, and we have access to your communication networks.

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Also how do you reproduce ?
>>561467234

>>561461815
b/ro that was beautiful

>>561457872
Can you guys use your mad alien hax to give me 5 million dollars? Just throw it in my bank account or make the next time I play lottery win, or something.

Ain't gonna lie, it's pretty much just out of self-interest, though I would use whatever's left over from yearly interest for charity, after living expenses.

>>561458746
i dont think that would get you anywhere.
Berkeley mathematics major here.

go for quantum physics

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OP's fag friend here, I'm his butt buddy that rubs his prostate everyday at 19:00. Ask me anything.

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>>561457872
lol you stupid alien nigger, I played XCOM: Enemy Uknown, you ain't got shit on me

What are your thoughts on experiments like what is taking place at CERN or the LHC

>>561466446
What did your species look like a million years ago?
pic pls?

>>561467737
Have humans invented any type of machinery, mathematics, or concept in general that is far more advanced than our current state of evolution should allow?

Is a perpetual motion machine possible?

At therr any asexual races? Telepathic?

Is time travel possible?

Is intergalactic travel possible?

>>561468260
well I fucking played enemy within fuk u nigger I've got mechs and shit

what type of animals did you have on your home planet? what did they look like?

what are some of the biggest animals that you know of, and what do they look like?

what happens when you die? do you literally experience nothing, just as you did before birth?

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>>561468497
I played that and long war boss, now what are you gonna do beetch

>>561463571
>>561463420
We have two small orifices that excrete wastes. They are smaller and less protruding than your own structures. Additionally, we have specialized pores across our flesh surface that facilitates waste gas exchange.

>>561463878
It is possible it is one of our recon platforms.

>>561463880
The Ebola threat will not wipe out humanity. If an epidemic starts, the survivors will be stronger. Regardless, there are currently humans safe aboard spacecraft throughout the system, as well as a small number in several star systems meeting with ambassadors from stellar-local species. Their genes are preserved from any possible threat that might face humans confined to Earth. Do not worry, your genetic line will live on as long as we are tending your species.

>>561464285
We do not engage in sex with humans. Aside from the usual risks of diseases and contamination, we do not find the human form particularly attractive. Although our sex drives are virtually nonexistent compared to your own.

>>561464543
Tier 3. They have their own names. We are the Oloroi.

>>561464760
Angels as you understand them are not real. Your cultural image of an angel comes from misunderstanding what was seen.

>>561464691
This is one level of expression of the universe. You can perceive yourself in three higher dimensions before the sense of self becomes impossible in dimensions beyond them.

>>561465148
We do not use currency. We are a post-scarcity people.

>>561465152
There was a singular survivor of the famed Roswell crash. He currently works for the U.S. government.

>>561465348
Their is a Tier 2 species commonly and erroneously attributed as "Reptilians". They are not reptiles, although their is a cosmetic similarity. They cooperate with several Earth governments and negotiate deals for human farming. These "Reptilians" use various human glandular secretions to fund their dynastic military. Human secretions are used by these people as drugs.

>>561469154
Answer my fucking question faggot

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>>561459893
ayy lmao

>>561467737
It's it ppossible to create a lightsaber?

Have you been visited or visited a species from another galaxy?

Do multiple universes exist? Is it possible to travel between them?

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>>561466446
>Oloroi

wow so super space the nig-nogs named a town in Uganada after you

>>561469154
Which piece of science fiction has gotten the closest to how the galaxy works, politically.

>>561458915
intelligent life? humanity is safe

>>561469154
the bible says that "angels" are shit covered in wings and with many faces, ad also flaming wheels with eyes.
Or are you trying to tell me that angels and gods actually exist?

>>561469154
lol to them our ass is grass

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Why the hell didn't you save Kurt Cobain ?

>>561469154
Humans as drugs? Like that Torchwood episode where you aliens kidnapped childs just for the government to find that you just wanted to get high of them?

>>561469154
tell me about the humans that your people have stashed away ?

>>561457872
do you think we can do it?
i mean
you watched us since the begining
do you think we can save ourselves from extinction?

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>>561469575

since you can't timestamp your hand, how about this.

i live in Singapore, in Sengkang. to prove you are real i want you to send one of your recon platforms to circle Sengkang for 10 minutes then fly away. It must have visible blinking green lights.


I'll be waiting.

>>561469646
Yes and they're aliens

Based on all the species you've studied, what's the one thing that you think makes human beings unique?

>>561469154
I'm sorry but I won't suspend disbelief through grammatical errors, you used "their" when you meant "there", master of 100 languages

>>561469154
Why do you guys try so hard to preserve and help us?

>>561465348
To continue this response, the "Reptilians" are not really friends to humans, but are not pushing open hostilities. Several centuries ago they were attempting to take over your planet for themselves, but we prevented it. Within a sphere of r=50 light years, there are home worlds of 4 sentient species. Two are pre-science, one is within close proximity to your own technological level, and one is a high Tier-2 with a sizable empire. The "Reptilians" come from a shortly beyond this sphere.
Tier 3 species are very old, and almost always have lost the desire or need for warfare.

>>561465351
Death is not an end, it is a transformation. Your fears are unfounded.

>>561465384
>what would be your species best achievement in fully manipulating trans dimensional shift technology?
Being exposed to and making contact with extra-dimensional entities.
>is the dark flow caused by a civilization harvesting matter for energy at absurdly large scales?
No.

>>561465586
As you understand them, fake. But the mind does have a measurable effect on matter. That technology is slowly becoming more and more available to you.

>>561465624
I like performing high-speed in-dimension gravity loops on small excursion intra-system craft. It isn't a constructive hobby, but I enjoy it. I also like some of your western science fiction and buddhist philosophy.

>>561465662
I would not believe you.

>>561465717
If you talked to beings that somehow could be described as 'small elf-like gnomes made of light and language', then you certainly met a non-Earth-based consciousness.

>>561465848
Not only are they are safe for humans, their appropriate and responsible use is extremely helpful and constructive.

>>561466291
Yes, but the technology is extremely difficult to master without serious drawbacks, flaws, or limitations. Only a handful of Tier 3 species are fully uploaded. I have mentioned the Serapheme, which are one of them.

how can i become a genius? how do i gain the ability to understand the mechanics of life?

>>561470409
maybe he wants our iphones

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>>561468795

what are your thoughts on cannabis?
can you explain what dimethyltryptamine is beyond human understanding?
why do you think human governments choose to keep interactions with your species secret?
are reptilian farmed humans kept in harsh conditions?
what is your favorite form of human music?
what caused the roswell crash?

thank you in advance for answering these

>>561467737
Is psychedelic mushrooms one of those planet-local substances?
I've only tried saliva a couple of times but I don't think I smoked it correctly.
Would you suggest that I just try DMT straight off the bat?
My roommate told me that I should try other drugs and work my way up to DMT.

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>>561470169
more specifically send a craft to this region of sky

>>561470494
I dont care if death is not an end
I want to come back and live again. I want to help humans. I want to fucking help this race out, past one life even.

>>561470494
well thank you , for that potential encouragement , I now hope that my use of drugs will help and benefit my species , but what is the orgins of the Psiloicibin mushroom

>>561470494
Higgs Field manipulation???

>>561470494
You an asshole you know that?

Again I ask

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON CERN AND THE LHC

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>>561469154
Is this strange phenomenon deemed as a "Reptilian"? If so, how did he manage to shake hands with W. Bush? Is it highly likely that the elitists that are the de facto rulers of this world are Reptilians? Could we be potentially used as mere cannon fodder for their own testing grounds?

>>561470494
do you think we will be able to upload our consciousness in the next 50 years?

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>>561470857
I'm also curious about these, especially mushrooms of the psilocybin variety. Can OP shed some light on this matter?

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abadon thread guys OP's a fag, i dont see a red craft with green blinking lights

>>561464349
>10^3 more than the average human

Lol are you fucking retarded? If you're going to play make believe, do it right. A human brain has billions upon billions upon billions of neural connections, 1000 is not the notable difference you're looking for.

>>561470494


IS PERPETUAL MOTION POSSIBLE

IS INTERGALACTIC TRAVEL POSSIBLE

IS OUR MULTI VERSE THEORY CORRECT

I'S OUR STRONG THEORY CORRECT

DO YOU KNOW THE ORIGIN OF MATTER

>>561466183
They facilitate the evolutionary propagation of genes that encourage empathy, cooperation, love, peace, respect and symbiosis with the natural world that birth you, and a deeper understanding of your connection to our cosmos. Essentially, they refocus your cultural priorities and point you in the right direction, as far as technologic development and social architecture are concerned.

>>561466646
I am not sure if I understand this query. There is an oscillation of matter states that involve gravity singularities that your scientists are beginning to grasp. You will uncover remarkable clues to the function and state of reality soon.

>>561466671
>do you mean to say technology develops linearly?
Not generally, but the development of this level of technology is different than simple recombination of moving mechanical parts.

>>561466683
>Have humans invented any type of machinery, mathematics, or concept in general that is far more advanced than our current state of evolution should allow?
Your internet is an extremely valuable technology. If protected, it will be a great benefit for your species evolution.
>Is a perpetual motion machine possible?
No. Quantum manipulation allows access to near-infinite energy, however.
>At therr any asexual races? Telepathic?
Asexual species, yes. Telepathic species, yes, but only with certain technology.
>Is time travel possible?
Only going into the future by travel at near-c speeds.
>Is intergalactic travel possible?
Theoretically yes, but we have not accomplished it yet. It isn't very practical, considering much of the galaxy is still unexplored, and much that has been explored hasn't been revisited for hundreds or even thousands of your Earth-local years.

>>561466769
They are a higher dimensional form of the force of consciousness.

>>561466868
It is not specifically disallowed in any of our treaties.

>>561467234
Human delusion. We do not believe in ego-construct deities. We communicate with tech-aided telepathy.

>>561457872
Tesla found out about your supposed communication transmission, were "you guise" planning on appear freely to human kind? Like good neighbors?

>>561471649
String theory

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>>561457872

>>561457872
Ayy lmao

Ayy lmao

>>561470494
>Being exposed to and making contact with extra-dimensional entities.
Being exposed to and making contact with extra-dimensional entities.

are you jealous of what dmt does to us?