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Ask an American living in Chile under a fake identity whose family
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Ask an American living in Chile under a fake identity whose family thinks he's been dead or missing for 2+ years anything.

Only thing I won't provide is personal information as I know missing persons reports exist in my name, as well as various posters and other gay shit
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>>560980687

what did you do?
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>>560980687
Why?
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Why did you decided to fake your death instead of actually committing suicide? What makes you continue living even though you are worthless to society, the world, and the universe in general?

Legit question.
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why Chile?
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>>560980687
How and why did you end up in Chile?
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whats your work today?
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how many dicks you suck per day on the chilean jail?
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>>560980687
What's your original name? Even if we knew it we don't know your current name or where exactly you are.
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>>560980687
you must provide me a photo of you with a writing instrument jammed up you anus.
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>>560980687
Did your family love you? if so why did you put them through this?
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>>560980776
>>560980837
I didn't do anything illegal. They were all pieces of shit who ostracized me my entire life so I left without telling anyone

>>560980979
I knew some people here that were willing to help me get here, get set up with a job and shit, discreetly
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>>560980687
I was expecting a thread about bivalves, and now I have to read about your shitty fake life?

Why did you do this to me?
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>>560980687
how do you obtain new identity? Is it easy? Is it cheap?
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>>560980687
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
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>>560981460
this
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>>560981239
why Chile? sounds like a pretty shitty place to live
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Why are you such a faggot?
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>>560981031
I tutor middle class children, mostly in English. I only say that because this place is dirt poor.

>>560981157
no

>>560981178
They sure never acted like it so fuck them, honestly.

>>560981130
not giving you that name. You guys are pretty slick

>>560981048
Never been to jail and sucking dick is for faggots
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>>560980687
why don you do it for real and kill yourself?
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>>560981239
move to argentina atleast you can celebrate the oktober fest there with the other nazi's
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>>560981285
top kek
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Do the Chileans know you are a giant fagget?
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>>560981130
there's a missing person's report on his original name
he didn't say he wants that changed to "moved to chile, ran away by choice"
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is it hard to live with yourself mentally? do you ever imagine calling them and telling them what you did?
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how are the women in chile?

got any pics of you fuckin a fine latina?
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>>560980687
y porque xuxa pones la foto de un chino perkin ql?
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Has anyone ever linked your fake identity to your real identity?

How easy would it be to move money from a real identity to a fake identity, using encrypted bitcoins or something. That seems like a pretty good way to launder money, avoid taxes etcetera.
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did you learn Spanish well enough before moving over there or you had to pick it up on spot?
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>>560981285
Its a geoduck you fucking idiot

>>560981460
the people that helped me move here had sources that gave people identities to get to the US, essentially I just used their services to get all required documentation to relocate there. It cost me 2k

>>560981593
Only because I had the ability to adopt a new identity. I did not have that ability in any other country
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Why Chile?
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How did you at first experience it, feel-wise, moving to an entirely different country which you were 99% unfamiliar with.
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>>560982219
>chile
>spanish

chileans speak chilean you ignorant fuckcake
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Was it worth it?
Are you happy now?
Are you making enough dough?
Will you stay in Chile?
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>>560982258
As someone having no connections to criminals of any sort, how easy is it to find people offering these services?

In different words, how easy was it to get to know the people helping you out?
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How hard was it to do? Do you have fake documents?

Do you regret it?
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How would you recommend going off the grid, I'm about to do something which will need me to, any tips?
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OP, did you have children? How old? Aren't you a piece of shit for leaving them? Was your wife a whore or what?
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>>560980687
I too want to start over and live under a new identity is a different country. Any advice?
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>>560982258
Where did you meet these people? Or, rather, how can I meet similar people? I've never done anything bad, but the idea of just dissapearing really appeals to me.
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>>560982426
fleto culiao
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Fucked some Chiliean whores while they yelled out your fake name?
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so what did people do to you so you needed to spend 2k on making them believe you are dead? why not just moving to another country and ignore them?
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>>560982426
no sure if is a troll or just arg,
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>>560980687
Biggest thing you miss about your old life?

Regrets?

What would you do if someone from your old life vacations to Chile and sees you?
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>>560981792
I wouldn't mind that at all

>>560981812
No

>>560981916
It does not weigh on my conscience in the least. Do I owe anyone anything with regard to my own life? Am I required to report my whereabouts at all times? Fuck the system. I'll do what I want.

>>560982065
Some are hot. At least the ones that can afford to take care of themselves

>>560982119
I think I almost got found out once, but I have no way of knowing how close a call it was. Not sure about bitcoins, I don't really know a great deal about them.

>>560982219
I only knew enough to stay alive when I arrived. Kind of had to just pick it up on the fly. Basically got a little study guide and just went out in the world listening to convos until I started picking it up
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>>560982716
wena ql
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>>560982851
Tell us about how you almost got found.
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>>560982426
>>560982426
>>fake picture
>>troll response

Atleast youre consistent. Arrows of lies
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>>560982941
You realise that that's not OP, right?
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>>560983071
yes of course, what led you to believe i thought that
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>>560980687
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>560982851
Another question if you may. How exactly did you get a fresh new passport in another country without having to show them any documents about your history or anything?
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"...Helped you to get here"
What I really would love to know is if there was any link made between your name on a flight list and your missing persons case???

Did you fly there under real name???
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>>560981239
>I knew some people here that were willing to help me get here, get set up with a job and shit, discreetly
can they help me? i want to disappear...
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>>560980687
How old were you when you ran away? Under or over 18?

Alternatively, did you still live with your parents at the time?
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Why Chile? Are you white?
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>>560982410
Not gonna lie. It was a bit scary

>>560982426
Chilean Spanish

>>560982470
I think it was worth it. I am much happier than I was with a fucked up family always harping on me. I do okay. You don't have to make much to be bill gates in this shit hole though

>>560982496
I just got lucky. I don't really have deep ties to any criminal underground and knew fuck all about changing my identity. Luckily my friends did and I trusted them enough to help me

>>560982606
Gotta keep it to yourself no matter how bad you might want to tell that ONE person, you just can't.

>>560982623
Go somewhere where you have zero ties to your previous life. Basically somewhere you've never been before.

>>560982645
It was a couple I met on vacation in Europe. We became friendly, stayed in touch, and I let them come stay with me in the states a few times when I still lived up there.

>>560982721
I still almost introduce myself with my real name from time to time. Had some close calls there
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>>560980687
Why Chile? Why not somewhere with less beaners and wastes on society?
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>>560982851
>I think I almost got found out once...

How would one find out? I mean, when I go on the streets I don't go around thinking "jeez...that dude over there sure looks like he fled his country with no notice at all"

Like, what's the story? Excluding the personal details offcourse
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>>560983642
newfag doesn't read the previous posts
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Im Chilean i live on La Serena, iv region :D
tell us why here?
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>>560983791
Summerfag replies to posts for no real reason. Sooo superior
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>>560982726
To hurt them I suppose. I guess there's really no way around it.

>>560982757
I dumped a girl for no reason to leave. Probably regret that the most. If I saw someone I knew, idk kill them? It's fucking Chile

>>560982919
I got pulled over and they were very suspicious of my identification and my reasons for being there. I thought they were going to detain me and start trying to dig but I managed to talk my way out of it or they just got bored and let me go idk which

>>560983295
My passport is stolen and has been altered.

>>560983315
I didn't fly here. Posed as backpacking hippy through south america until I got here

>>560983527
I was 27 and no I did not live with my parents

>>560983642
I am white but very dark complected
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>>560984602
Nice paradox
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>>560984718
What documentation do you have to live and work in Chile? Is it linked in any way to your past?
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how did these people you met in Europe help you?
Did you randomly tell them you wanted to disappear and they were like what a coincidence we know the exact people who do that
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>>560984957
I have a doctored Chilean work visa and all documents that go along with that, like a fake police clearance etc. I destroyed all of my US identification so hopefully no, I do not have anything that ties me to my old life. Destroyed my social security card, birth certificate, IDs and so on
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>>560981239
>They were all pieces of shit who ostracized me my entire life so I left without telling anyone
Love it, I have had the same thing going on my whole life, people just treat me like dirt and if I do anything about I get punished and looked down upon. I left for a while but was forced to come back, so now I have a strict policy of no fucking with me. I would absolutely love to do what you did.
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>>560985115
As I said earlier, they came to visit me quite a few times in the states. I don't remember exactly how but it eventually came up that I would love to just drop off the face of the earth. They didn't say anything at first but eventually told me they might be able to help me. That got the ball rolling.
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>>560985401
Don't they check up on that stuff at the government office or something?
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>>560985891
I was assured that nothing would be checked beyond face value of the documentation unless I got into actual trouble. I'm still after 2 years learning how things operate, but governmental policy seems to be either more lax or more corrupt than what I grew up around. I'm not really sure which
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You are a cool guy OP, props to you going through with this shit... you have big balls. Hve you made new friends while out in Chile or met a nice girl? Do you plan to settle down and live there the rest of your life?
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>>560986268

Can you take a peekchore of a nearby region of where you are currently residing at Oh pee pee?
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>>560986758
>You are a cool guy OP, props to you going through with this shit...

This. So fucking much.

But yeh, how are you getting through there atm? Obv you had to meet new people and all, build a new life, try and lead the normal family life (or w/e is normal there).
How are things going now?
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So how and why did you disappear?
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can you at least prove that you are en chile?
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>>560986268
As your final pièce de résistance you could master the language, fake your birth certificate, claim you have been here your entire life, you were adopted and your adopted parents were an elderly couple who died long ago and never needed a passport until now, find out what documentation/proof they need to file you up, fake that too, and get a Chilean passport.

If I were you I wouldn't have obliterated my past completely, I'd just file it away somewhere, so if ever I need to go to the US I can just walk back in. But whatever.
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how do u die in your other life?
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>>560986268
OP why not just ignore your family, unless you're a gigantic pussy.
It's much easier than pretending to be kill
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Stop hiding Jacob
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>>560980687
how and why?
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so... which state were you from again?
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>>560984718
You got some balls man, I guess you didn't give a fuck but that'd be some scary shit leaving everything you know to go to a shitty ass country with sketchy ass people.
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Stop hiding Jacob...
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>>560986758
I've met some cute chicks. Nothing serious though. I'd rather focus on establishing myself first and make absolutely sure I'm going to be safe here before I make too many strong connections.

>>560986972
I'm happy with the way things are going. I've slowly tried to build a back story and integrate myself into society.

>>560986914
>>560987102
I only know enough about exif to know that some asshole on here will send the cops to my front door and get me fucked. I'd rather not risk it.

>>560987148
I am going to try to do that but am taking my time because I don't want to get fucked. I thought about saving documentation but decided not to out of fear of it being found. Paper trails always seem to get people popped off
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If you're living in a shithole, it's probably somewhat easy to have sex with underage girls, right?

Right?
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>>560988198
just a matter of time I suppose
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>>560987563
real name started with a J but you'd never figure it out

>>560987687
It was scary but I really didn't care at the time.

>>560987665
I never said

>>560987443
I never created any story about my disappearance. They just don't know what happened. I don't know for sure but I do not think I have been declared legally dead in the states yet. Will probably celebrate if that ever happens

>>560987468
I said earlier that my motivation at the time was to hurt them because of all the shit they put me through
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>>560988152
When i think of chile I think of shitty shacks with dirty brown people in them raping each other. Are you in a shitty building with no air conditioning? Is it anything like the home you used to live in?
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>>560988198
I live in a decent neighborhood and try to avoid the shit holes. That being said, I'm not into underage girls.
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>>560988535
>real name started with a J but you'd never figure it out
Probably a good idea to leave no trail OP don't say shit like this
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>>560980687
Have you ever thought about going back to have a look at stuff and famalams
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>>560988721
>I'm not into underage girls.
age of consent is 14 over their OP.
of course your not into 10 year olds
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>>560988576
No, I live in a middle class neighborhood comparable to where I lived before.

>>560988614
There was a police investigation in the first year. I do not believe it is still on-going, outside of actions my family has taken to try to locate me. Posting stuff online, local media pleas etc
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>>560988535
Aha! I have made the most progress out of anyone, Jarek...
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>>560988879
True enough

>>560989019
For like a second, but its too risky to try to get into that fascist country. I mean, unless I paint myself brown, change my name to Jesus, and walk into Texas

>>560989096
Well played sir
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Hey OP can you give me a way to do what you have done. I wish to disappear with out my family knowing there toxic people and i plan on leaving the country in a year anyways but hell it would be more fun to never hear from them again.
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>>560989430
OP do you stil visit thier facebook or some shit to see what they are up to? Your family I mean
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>>560982258

A geoduck is a bivalve, dumbass.
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>>560985427
No, you wouldn't like to do what OP did. Instead of developing the skills and change in philosophy to to find answers to all of his personal problems in life

He decided the problem was too much for him, and fled leaving everyone he knows behind. He is now by himself with the same mentality he had that lead to his situation. A mentality that says, "I do not know how to deal with my problems, they are going to control me if I try so i'm just giving up and running away"

OP the best thing you can do is to find resources via google/your local library on reprogramming your philosophy on life and your attitude on life to enable you to firmly and swiftly destroy all the conditions and problems that were too hard for you at first.

You can spend the rest of your days hiding from everything, or you can develop the skills to become in control of everything and get your life and happiness back.

You can return from where you are and rebuild all the relationships you have from where you ran from with the people you care about and be happy and well respected and very successful. You can build the life you really want for yourself.
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OP, how was the transfer as a fresh start? How much assets did you have to your name when you were starting in Chile? I read the thread and the whole thing seems to be a chance to be reborn (so to speak), but with being able to choose where to be born etc. Basicaally like starting a new life but with a whole lot of experience. Was it so?
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>>560989430

Okay, if you can't take a picture of a nearby area then can you least describe what your family was doing to you that was so bad without be too specific as to compromise your new identity?

I mean technically that old life of yours is dead and the new one shouldn't care right?
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>>560988152
not if you own the paper and lock it in a box under the floorboards, unless the FBICSICIA intend to scour every inch of your home they'll never find it
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>>560989430

Were you there for the Earthquake?
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>>560990038
What the point of rebuilding old life? And why it should be done or make him happy?
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>>560990038
he spent 2 years in chile building a new life, he must have built some character
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>>560980687
why did you fake your death when you simply could have cut off ties with your family?
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OP I wish you luck. Don't get caught while you're fucking around here in 4chan. There are fags on here that would love to undo what you're doing.
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>>560984718
Dark complexion. Equals not white
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>>560980687
why didnt you kill, rape or steal before disappearing?
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>>560989437
Wish I could. Out of fear for my own continued privacy I wouldn't really want to connect anyone with the outlet I used simply because I would have to go through friends. The best I can offer really is to take off, use alternate means of travel to leave no paper trail, and never tell anyone where you're going or what you're doing

>>560990038
I'm not by myself but you're right, I have the same mentality. I don't put up with bullshit, from anyone. My "philosophy" or whatever you want to call it is not what caused me to be born into a family full of drunken assholes. I chose to leave that behind. Who wouldn't? Fuck their feelings if they even have any. Those relationships were toxic. I wouldn't rebuild them for any reason.

>>560990085
Luckily I had been saving and planning for quite some time so I had a nice buffer when I got here. Without that I would have been completely fucked because finding a low key job was hard. Not sure about being reborn exactly. I'm still the same person inside, just everything else has changed.
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>>560991492
they will trey to find his body=> wont find it. ??? THIS BASTARD IS FUCKING ALIVE!
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Do you still follow what your old family does? Lurking of any kind?
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>>560990587
He is living where he is living because problems else where are causing him to decide to live there. He is being controlled by his inability to face his life.


Hes spend 2 years building a lie under the nose of his family and people who love him in order to run away from his problems. There is no room for good character there. As long as he lives there, he is still partaking in an act that is of bad character. Of lying. Of fear. It will follow him everyday and keep him from being truly happy.

OP, your happiness and future is back home. Learn the skills you need to solve your problems and go back to america. You can face every problem you've created and be fine.
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>>560992053
>>560991708

OP,THIS FAGGOT IS YOUR MUM. QUICK, RUN FROM 4CHAN
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>>560992289
kek
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>>560990359
That old life is dead. Unfortunately as a defect of being human I still care from time to time about them or things that happened to me. They were horribly abusive alcoholics and drug addicts that also had the luxury of wealth. It was a nightmare to try to live around. I tried moving far away and was still bothered by them constantly. I just wanted to erase them from my life completely but couldn't find a suitable way to do so.

>>560990515
The one earlier this year? If so, yes, but far enough away that it was only slightly detectable. It was north of where I am

>>560990652
I wish it would have been that simple. I tried a few times but they would locate me and harass me no matter where I was

>>560990767
Thank you and luckily I've seen it happen enough to know to be vague

>>560991492
I'd never hurt anyone that wasn't trying to hurt me. Call me a fag but I try to hold some faith in humanity
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>>560992601
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>>560992624
How do you know they haven't changed because you left?
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>>560991738
Yes, from time to time. I look at my sister's facebook to see how she's doing. No one else really.

>>560992289
You're free to fuck my mom
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>>560980687
Cheers OP, these are the kind of threads I browse 4chan for. A crazy life story amidst a stream of shitposting. Your courage and determination has been an inspiration for all of us.

Best of luck to you.
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>>560992624
Oh, so they know your tried to cut off ties with them "a few times", then you disappeared but your body couldn't be found, and you think they don't know you're still alive somewhere?

Also, even if they found you there's no way you could be forced to come back in the US
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Here have the gif.
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>>560992859
Knowing them the way that I did, I doubt they would ever change because of consequences of their actions. Though you're right, I have no way of knowing for sure. It sounds cold, but for the most part I just quit caring how they feel. They never cared about me while I was there and had 27 years to do so. So, fuck em.
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>>560992963
>Why your sister?
>How is your she doing?
>Was she an alcoholic/drug abuser? If so, has she gotten clean since your disappearance?
>Does she ever mention you in her facebook posts?
>How do you think your disappearance has impacted on her
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>>560991708
There are millions of people that you could befriend who are good accepting wonderful people in america who would gladly be friends with you and support you to become a very happy successful person.


I'm sorry you came from a bad home and i'm sorry I didn't listen enough before before saying my earlier post. But that shouldn't drive you into a life away from everything.

You have decades ahead of you to learn the skills you need and do the things you need to do to flourish and solve all the problems existing in front of you in your life.

My posts say everything you need to know. Read my posts over and over, you'll feel a confidence begin to grow in you that you can return and deal with anything that repelled you before.

You can learn to deal with people being rude. You can learn in the moment that happens to you when they're rude to handle that situation and walk away from it with a better relationship

You can learn to be the one with the capacity to turn any problem into gold. You can face your fears and create a wonderful future for yourself.
Look up success related material that teaches successful thinking and principles of living a successful happy life and start creating a routine in microsoft word/whatever typing program you have to put those ideas into your life

You will see instant results

This is my last post here OP as it takes more than a few back and forth conversations to change somebodies mind and I know we won't be at the end of it if we go all day. But please let what I post grow in your mind like a seed, please develop the belief that you can fix all of this
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>>560980687


Is your Mom alive and do you care about her? Also, maybe your family gives a shit at some level cause they are trying to find you. NO?
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Did they physically or mentally abuse you of any kind? And OP I wish you the best of luck. Got a 150K student loan for being a pilot. Would love to drop of the face of the earth but goddamn I love my parents and brother
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>>560993074
Thanks. I've browsed here for a number of years and always wanted to share the story because I thought I would be relatively safe as long as I didn't break any cardinal rules of anonymity.

>>560993113
I'm not sure what their mindset is at this time. Though I do know a fairly sizable campaign was launched to find me. And you're right, I couldn't be forced to come back but I would definitely be in jail if either the US or Chilean gov't found out who I was so fuck that
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>>560993324
fuck off faglord
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>>560993234
OP I would love to sit down, smoke a bowl, and discuss life with you.

Just out of curiosity, hows the weed in chile?
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>>560993324
This post is lie. Nothing will get better and OP will regret that he returned. Now begone
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>>560980687
Hows the wine? I love chilean wine.
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>>560994035


OP< return to USA but just do not go back to your f'ed up family. SOME DAY YOU WILL WANT TO
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so you are still living on fake documents and don't even have a passport good enough to travel. Means you are not done with establishing your new ID.

Since your fake docs are fake foriegner's docs I suppose the best thing to do for you is work your way towards a Chilean citizenship.

Also, why are you saying that Chile is dirt cheap? I guess you are not living in Stgo? I mean, it's cheaper than USA/Europe, but it's not *that* cheap. Like, I'm paying the same amount for a flat in Stgo as I was paying for the same size apartment in Europe. The one in Stgo is much nicer though.
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Do you have any regrets about it? Do you know any other Americans who did the same thing?

God speed, /b/rother.
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>>560980687
To be declared legally dead is 5 years I think...so you have something to shoot for op :3
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>>560993320
Her because I was extremely close to her. She is not an alcoholic or drug abuser but loves dating them (daddy complex). Really the only one I regret leaving behind. She does mention me on her facebook from time to time. It probably had more of a real impact on her than anyone else. Not sure if I'll ever contact her.. it's difficult to think about honestly

>>560993324
That is literally the gayest thing I've ever read and helps me even less than the bivalve faggot from earlier. Thanks though.

>>560993446
Yes she's still alive and well. I've wondered about the second part of your statement quite a lot. I'm not sure if they care or just want attention. Most of my life it was the latter.

>>560993638
Both forms of abuse and thanks.
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>>560982864
ctm
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>>560994640
forget about your sister
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>>560994640
If you want to contact her you would have to do it face to face by bringing her over there. Sending an email or something is a really bad idea
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>>560993324
future pasta
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>>560994640
Hey OP, whats your plans on your future job?
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>>560993753
I've only smoke a couple times. It was okay. The cocaine bandits are everywhere though.

>>560994035
op agrees

>>560994257
I like this poster. The wine is pretty good.

>>560994407
Very true and you might be closer than you think. Yes things are cheaper compared to where I lived before.

>>560994548
No major regrets. Maybe just the loss of communication with my sister

>>560994612
Hmm, yeah. I don't know the laws on that stuff really. It's definitely an achievement if I make it though
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>>560980687


OP someday you will want to go back. How will you proceed?

Seems yuo broke no US law but Chilean yo did
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>>560980687
Visited Tijuana a few times in my life cause of grandparents there are a lot of Americans living their in hiding. One time I saw a missing poster for some America I talked to and was running a small bar. It's crazy.

They just leave their families without saying goodbye to go live in a shithole.
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>>560995421
I feel vindicated now. thank you OP. next time you visit a winery think of me and smile.

>oristhattoogay?
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>>560995121
trying

>>560995251
I agree. Really there's no way to do it because it would open the flood gates

>>560995420
Continue private tutoring right now. It's more lucrative than I thought it would be. Plus I came with a fair savings. I might look into something different in the future though.
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>>560994640
Ever thought of "saving" your sister and let her come to Chile too? Also could could our /b/rothers come up with a good strategy of doing this so he doesn't get fucked if she doesnt want too?

Would do it if it was my twin brother.
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How much pussy do you get?
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Chilean here - OP is a liar.
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>>560981285
>>560982258
>>560989914
OH SHIT SON #REKT
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>>560996123
why?
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>>560995921
try harder! stop lurking on her facebook
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>>560996195
he has never been to Chile.
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>>560996381
With this logic you're a faggot, because a said so
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>>560996558
he is just butthurt cuz OP said chile is a shithole
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Pros/cons of living in that country? What do you miss of your old life?
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>>560983782
bump for this question
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>>560995467
At this time I do not plan to ever go back. I'm not saying you're wrong, who knows what the future may hold
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>>560997171
What did you do/where did you move within the states in your old life to try cutting ties with your family?
Why did these methods fail?
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>>560993324
Looks like /b/ has a new therapist! Fuck off faggot, you don't know OP or anywhere near enough about his situation to be giving advice like THAT. Just because your advice fits your own life does not mean it fits OP.

To OP I say good for you! I wish I had the balls to do this when I was younger and in a similar environment as you were. Who knows where I would be today. Then again I have a two amazing children and a wonderful girlfriend who I would not have if I had bailed. I wish you the best OP! Much love from your homeland!
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>>560980687
Alan is this you? Please be.
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>>560997452
he already said his name began with J, faglord
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>>560997452
Awwww shit.
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>>560981745
>They sure never acted like it so fuck them, honestly.
Good for you!
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>>560997691
he is Jalan
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>>560997732
>>560997691
Disregard that I suck cocks.
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>>560996003
I'd do it if no one else found out but it seems impossible

>>560996123
American here. I cum in your people.

>>560996089
Enough. No sense in bragging since nothing on this site has credibility anyway.

>>560997035
Its no secret. Most of it is a shithole. Hell most of south america is a shithole

>>560997096
Pros I feel in control and do not deal with daily reminders of my fucked up family. Cons.. eh, I guess the biggest con is that I still feel like a foreign object in a butthole sometimes. Like I'm out of place.

>>560997139
Run in with the cops. I had to bs them a bit and almost screwed myself by making them overly suspicious. It was nothing serious so they eventually just let it go and let me go
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>>560980687
Today, op was a pretty cool guy.
But most of the thread was faggot.
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>>560998027
Say something in chilean spanish
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>>560997352
I moved across the country to san diego, practically mexico, and they still found ways to harass me. They'd find out where I lived through social media or friends and actually fly out and mess with me and my life. It was like being stalked.

>>560997416
Appreciate the positive words. Means a lot.

>>560997452
No its Jalan

>>560997960
Didn't even see this before I typed it
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>>560998329
You are and idiot
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>>560998329
aalsdalsdkasdklaslalasda la wea ctm chancho culiao
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I'm from Chile, I hope one day I can get out of this shit hole. It's not my family or anything I just hate this Nigger filled country.
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Are you of Hispanic descent?
Is your girlfriend Chilean?
Are there really Neo Nazis in Chile?
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>>560998329
¿Qué onda? --- faggot
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>>560998027
guy from my hometown dissappeared. Left his family with a bunch of debts, even secretly selling family property to pay for his journey. Fled responsibility with his childrens money. So when I started reading your thread I thought Fuck that faget." At this point though, I can't help but tipping you my fedora, Sir!
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>>560998510
Are you rich since you brought over murica money?
What's the exchange rate for chile dirt money?
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>>560998510
Did you ever consider getting restraining orders before going to the great lengths you resorted to?
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>>560998027
What made you make this thread?
Which countries have you been to in your life / which wouldn't you mind sharing with us. Of course, if you've been to some small, unknown country, this could be a trace, so you don't have to name those.
What's the most embarrassing / the worst thing you did in order to stay alive / earn money and shit?
How's food in chile?
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>>560993324
>i'm sorry I didn't listen enough before before saying my earlier post. But that shouldn't drive you into a life away from everything.

Check out this narcissistic faggot. IM SO SORRY MY RETARDED COMMENTS ON A MESSAGE BOARD SO HEAVILY IMPACTED YOUR LIFE AS TO CAUSE YOU TO REMAIN IN ANOTHER COUNTRY.

>My posts say everything you need to know.
>let what I post grow in your mind like a seed

Holy fucking shit, talk about delusions of superiority

>inb4 Hitler said the same things
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>>560998887
holanda que talca
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>>560998561
Best of luck but not everything here is bad. You could always go assume my old identity

>>560998676
No, German/Dutch/Irish
No gf right now. Just some casual fucks
I answered the third in the first

>>560998536
lol'd for no reason
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>>560992601
Slightly spooked me, good job mate.
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Are you prepared to give a stranger the old Cap'n stabbin' if one was ever to discover your identity being fake?
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>>560988535
hey Julian, i know its you
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>>560980959
>go to chile
with 50k to your name
>be rich with 2,880,000 chilean peso
Or just die
>>560998985
$1=570 chilean pesos
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>>560999215
amazing how i have never met a american of english descent
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>>560999215
is it raining right now where you live?
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>>560999503
50k are more than 25mil learn to math faggot
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>>560980959

more useless than you? probably not.
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OP, if you're still here (hoping you are)

How did you do it? You dont have to give specifics but generalization, how did you do it? I'm very interested in possibly doing the same thing at some point
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>>560999215
Can't find where you answered the neo nazi question.
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>>560980687
since you think chile is a shithole, i have decided that you should be punished, so i have to tell you that a moment ago i send a copy of the entire thread to the pdi (y tu sabes que eso significa, kgste amiguito, ojalá tengas cara de gringo, sino, no hay nada que te vaya a salvar).
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so OP, do you creep your sisters Facebook you faggot?

>>560994640
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>>560980687
Chileans are by far the most annoying people on earth, I feel sorry for you Op.
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>>560999769
Read. The. Thread
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>>560999769
Read the thread faggot. He has said it like 50 times.
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>>560999816

he said he was german (then implying neo-nazi due to heritage)

twas probably a joke, dumbass
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>>560999887
dude, you can't deny Chile is a shithole, maybe the best shithole in latinamerica but still, a shithole
(tay picao porque se culeo a tu hermana mono ql)
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>>560980687
why isn't there any geoduck porn out?
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>>560997452
whats your background story?
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>>560999729
>50k are more than 25mil learn to math faggot
>>560999503
>>be rich with 2,880,000 chilean peso

one faggot cant into english
one faggot cant into math

570*50000 = 28,500,000
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>>561000037
Had a retard moment.
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>>560999887
>implying they wouldn't such his dick just because he's American
>implying they know enough English to read this
>implying you're not a faggot
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>>561000283

the way of the world.
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>>560981239
if that's true, then you're awesome.
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>>560998935
I don't have any kids and didn't sell anything that wasn't mine.

>>560998985
I'm not rich but I was doing well in the states so it helped. The exchange rate is somewhat unstable here. It goes up and down. I did okay a few years ago when I came.

>>560999012
It's a piece of paper that means literally nothing. I did consider it though.

>>560999040
Just to tell someone about it without any consequences I guess. Most of Europe, obviously the surrounding countries here. Argentina, Uruguay, etc.. more us states than I can recall and Aus once many years ago.
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>>561000154
it depends, i make 4 millones monthly, i live very good, i don't see what u are trying to say (y dijo que habia sentido el terremoto de principio de año asi q dudo q este remotamente cerca de donde yo vivo, aweonao)
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>>561000283
Mil = millions you stupid faggot, also I said more so even if you thought mil meant K's I'd still be right, go back to school
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>>560980687
have you been watching the imposter OP?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1966604/
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>>561000589
Maybe I did not phrase that well. What I was trying to say is you made me realize that some people have good reasons for leaving, unlike the mentioned faget from my town...
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>>561000745

>reading comprehension. what the fuck is it??

he said you can't english, not math. calm down.
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>>560999503
That's not how currencies work. You could go to Norway and a dollar would be about 7 norwegian moneys, but that wouldn't make you any richer.
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>>561000589
So, when you left the states, did you leave a note? or did you clear out your place with no words? Or did you just leave? (if it were me, i would have cut my hand a little, and cover the apartment in blood. Have it be completely clean and nothing out of the ordinary except for all the blood all over almost everything. )
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>>561000745

>50k are more than
>50k are more
>are more

< This is you
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Do you ever plan to reveal yourself to your family? Like perhaps 40 years from now?
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>>560999407
Guess I'd have to be in that situation. I can't really say. Probably not though. I'd hire some street thug to do it.

>>560999506
And you never will

>>560999537
no it is not

>>560999887
Oh no better go buy some more bronzer

>>560999950
lol

>>561000037
at least someone got it

>>561000213
Oddly I have like 50 or more pics of geoducks. No idea why. Not even gay
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>>561001484
Hey, but at least his not a nigger
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>>560980687

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A DICK CLAM? WHAT THE FUCK...
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>>560993725
>I would definitely be in jail if either the US or Chilean gov't found out who I was so fuck that

So far, it seems the only thing illegal youve done is use a false identity to get a job. If youre never caught doing that, you could return to the US at any time since you never did anything illegal there. Driving out of the country and not returning isnt illegal...
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>>561001279
Haha, no I did not do anything like that. No note or anything. I just got rid of all my worldly possessions, threw the rest away, and fucked off.

>>561001719
I doubt it but who knows. If Oprah is still around I might try to do a reunion show (not really)
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If you could chose any other country to live in, risk free, what would it be?
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>>561002062
>>561001484
FUCK, don't beat me oh gramarnazi. I made mistake
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>>561001279
read.the.thread
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>>561002205
I thought this too but somehow they've help people legally responsible for disappearing in the past. An investigation was launched so I don't know. Its all a little blurry to me on what responsibility I would have in the US
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>>560992624
>The one earlier this year? If so, yes, but far enough away that it was only slightly detectable. It was north of where I am
OK. We're searching for dark complected people how live in the south of chile and have a name beginning with J. Just continue and we'll have you.

(FRIENDLY REMINDER TO STFU ABOUT YOU OP!)
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>>561001741
OP why do I get horny while looking at the picture you provided?
Those small little hands grabbing onto this large throbbing member.
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I've been seeing a picture of some faggot with his two parrots around town for a couple of years, could that be you OP?
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>>561002291
I'll probably get attacked for this but France. Yes the shitskins are taking it over but I love the scenery, especially in the south
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Shill thread. Seen this exact thread. SHILL
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>>561002635
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>>560982426
S...sauce?
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>>560981883
So? It's not like the police would even believe this
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>>561002062
>>561002302

lulz
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Do you get mad chilean tail with your status as mother fucker with money?

Also you should become a drug kingpin
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>>561003596
Everyone point at this fag and laugh
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Besides 4chan, what do you do in your spare time in Chile?
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>>561002861
Justin Gaines?
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>>561003808
I'm honestly not trying to be an Amerifag with this but in my experience, most of the places I have been, the women chase American men around with legs wide open. It's not that hard to get laid. I'd never be a druglord though.
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>>560993324
God I hate people like you who have read self-help books and
think they have to spew their halw digested bullshit on everyone
they meet just to forget about their own, deep, deep problems.

you know how you could really help mankind? Die, you
unproductive piece of shit. You'll produce no more CO², you'll
waste no more energy, you'll stop being a burden to the
environment and humanity. The world would be better without
you.

I'm not just saying this because we're on /b/ here. I sincerely
want you to die asap.
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Do you eat chile while its chile out in chile?
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>>561004475
Why do you write everything like a poem?.
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>>561004028
Go to the beach, read, play guitar, socialize. Normal human stuff. I disappeared. I didn't take up snorting battery acid out of a dog's asshole or anything weird like that.

>>561004349
no idea who that is
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>>561004705
To show you how he really feels when he is typing maaan
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>>561004793
Also how's the internet over their?
Does it go out for hours at a time randomly?
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>>561004793
Somebody who vaguely matches your Description...
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/kidnap/justin-gaines/view

Just saw that he is missing to long throug...
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>>561004615
chili chilly chile

>>561004705
was wondering the same
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>>561004935
Alright then pal.
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>>561004938

Probably like most places, it depends on your location.

>Living in Denmark
>Denmark has places with lower speeds than isdn
>Denmark has a lot of dead areas with very bad cellular coverage
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fuck yeah chile
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>>561004705
simply, because it looks like more text and it gets more attention. boo hoo. Also, a poem, you illiterate imbecile, does not make random line breaks. In a poem, the line breaks are part of the poetry. In my post, the line breaks where determined by the fucking reply window. God this place is full of idiots.
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>>561004938
Pretty reliable in metro areas. Not sure how it is elsewhere. I won't complain much. It's cheap as fuck. Goes out about as much as my mainstream shit service back in the US went out

>>561005073
Younger than me. Kid kind of looks like a sperg thb. Abducted from a bar? And yeah that kid has been missing for a while
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