Well /b/, you know what to do.
>>560886849
/thread
>>560887017
zombies evolve and learn to fly, what now?
>>560887145
Build lots of turrents
>>560887145
i dont think you understand what /thread means
>>560885340
I shall survive like a pimp.
>>560887642
>pack of slut zombies
>not endless wave
Oh man, kek'd so hard
>>560887446
You clearly don't, since you would know that you can't /thread your own post you horse humping queer.
>>560887145
>>560887830
I give you only 3 days, and then you die.
>>560887929
but why?
>>560888282
Cuz you can't have enough stock of food or other supplies.
they must get past le Rosie.
>>560888482
No God-Moding.
>>560885340
>>560888430
flying carpet
>>560889150
you will die from lack of oxygen
Or your own shit would overflow your indestructible box
>>560889846
was in reference to >>560886849
RATE ME
>>560886849
If the acid burned literally anything it'd dissolve the dirt under it, faggot.
>>560890807
kek'd fucking hard
>>560889873
you had it coming motherfucker
>>560887375
This
>>560891416
Cthulhu turns into zed, now you have a zombie cthulhu on you
fixed
>>560888282
Oxegen retard
>>560892105
>>560892014
Implying Cthulu can be turned into a zombie
>>560885340
>>560892278
SEE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUM GUZZLING COCK CRAVING RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOT>>560891632
>>560888269
momentum?
>>560892365
wat
Zombies cant eat Rocks.
>>560893118
jesus is watching in the sky, and that you is where you would be while im underground
>>560890607
Looks like a big cock, you must be op, only op could be this big of a faggot
>>560893304
shit nigga let me in
>>560888296
I don't know why but its funny
Easy if you're Roy Mustang.
>>560885340
>>560893437
>>560893437
I'm OP and I take offense to that
here ya go
>>560891632
best reply in the thread
>>560893796
Best thread in reply
>>560891632
None of you dumb niggers built a toilet, enjoy living in your own shit
>>560896421
Please refer to >>560891632 fucking faggot
>>560896421
half a planet is enough, dumfuk
>>560893247
>jpg
>additional pylons
>>560896807
epic, simply epic
>>560891632
but 100% oxygen would kill you, ggwp
>>560897565
>immortal
you think i wasn't prepared?
>>560896807
wtf man ! That's awesome.
>>560898365
immortal means you live forever, you can still die from different causes. again, ggwp
>turrent
>>560898531
HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T SAY 'ABSOLUTE IMMORTALITY'
FUCK YOU. you win though
>>560898365
Lol, enjoy choking on the 100% oxygen for eternity.
>>560889472
lold
>>560889472
>>560889675
>>560890807
Made me laugh
>>560896807
Fucking amazing.
>>560898961
nigga u wot?
>>560896807
Fucking beautiful.
>>560896807
>-485 ft
What is temperature?
>>560896807
>>560896807
Dude, that's chunky
>>560885340
>>560886849
>related
>>560885340
texstate pictured
>>560896807
what a piece of shit, theres no fucking escape route if shit really hits the fan. needs a second one way exit to heli pad that isnt powered by electricity like the dumbass power wasting elevators
>>560901123
He jelly.
Built you a base, OP
>>560901559
>>560901754
No, let's reserve spidey for the shitty threads.
>>560885340
bumping dis thread
more
>>560896807
copy pasta
>>560904113
wat
but there is no use of copy + paste
>>560896807
>>560896807
big zombie throws little zombitches at solar panels.
no solar panels = no electricity
no electricity = no growing lights/no water purification
no growing lights/no water purification = no food/water
no food/water = dead
try again faggot
>Implying I haven't spent hundreds of hours fighting the flood
Ghoul > Zombies
>>560906028
I saw your thread you turkish nigger.
good on ya.
>>560891632
forty keks
>>560886849
The giant faggot will just throw the zombies across. Youre fucked faggot
>>560891632
This post alone is why this thread deserves to be archived:
http://4archive.org/b/thread/560885340
?????, ??????? ???? ? ???? ?????? ?? ???? ??????, ???? ?????????? ?? ???? ??? ??? ?? ??????????, ?????
>>560906274
or they'll just fucking walk around
>>560906723
>>560909113
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT!
>>560893550
>implying roy mustang isnt a shit alchemist
>>560886849
But then the acid pit would start overflowing and would flood the area
And burn you as well
>>560896807
this guy is right >>560901123
Bump to save.
>>560887830
Air shortage
Why do all try to isolate them self? Why not isolate the god tier zombie and the endless wave of zombies in a steel dome, and the endless comming of zombies will increase the pressure in there so they will die under the own pressure.
>>560911698
Endless means sooner or later dome will burst.
Nothing has endless tensile strength.
>>560911856
A dome out of diamonds, and with a tube and accelerator on top of it, that will, when pressure is high enough, launch Zombie-splat into space, kinda like whales shoot out water.
>>560889472
The manned fairing is probably more dangerous to you than the zombies.
>>560912045
but where do the zombies go? It takes a few million years until they turn to oil the hole will be stuffed until then.
sorry, no green energy certificate for you
>>560913214
Fiiiine
>>560913651
In fact you are dead if you do this.
Earth's Shenlong can only grant ONE WISH ate time, and destroying anyone counts as one wish as We already saw in the anime.
So at the most you would get rid of the Godtier Zombiehulk but still would be gangbanged by the endless wave.
>>560913916
wouldnt it be easier and more efficient to somehow turn the infinite amounts of matter directly into energy with some sort of fission machine?
>>560914121
depends if you can wish for the zombies to stop appearing from nothing, because if you could it would probably be better than most bases here
>>560888296
>>560892105
>>560893258
>>560900053
>>560900912
>>560901856
>>560902670
>>560904203
>>560904959
>>560905686
>>560906028
>>560909113
>>560908246
>>560910318
Good look fighting your guardians once their fucking bit
>>560914335
Even if he wishes for the zombies to stop appearing, the ones who are already in the image (including a goddanm godtier zombiehulk) would be enough to fuck you up if dont have nothing to protect yourself (since you wasted your only wish)
>>560896807
yes!!
>>560914538
still, better that having some robot or some shit that will eventually degrade because you have literally infinite zombies attacking you
>>560896807
No entertainment center... Your gonna eventually be an hero
>>560914538
I'd probably just wish that undead creatures can only inhabit planets with molten surfaces.
>>560915223
so you would suffocate under infinite zombie corpse?
I surrender
>>560915223
boom! you are standing on a lake of lava
Yeh
>>560915681
Still doing Chuck Norris jokes? Thats a shame.
>>560915681
why does he look like a fucking jew?
>>560916417
emergency exit route needs more detail, and you need one at each branch of the base, what if you're on the shitter and zombies get down? 2/10
>>560892105
praise Cthulhu
>>560916694
the real question is how the fuck would the zombies get down?
>>560916785
infinite zombies, climb over piles and piles of corpses and just waltz the fuck in after turrets are clogged. would take under a year
>>560885340
Run.
>>560916417
You have the steel under the reactor
The reactor's extreme heat would melt said steel, the molten steel would collect on the reactor base causing the contents to leak out and face radiation poisoning or trigger an explosion similar to the Chernobyl disaster
>>560916873
then how the fuck will everyone else's bases protect them?
>>560916962
I mean reactor under the steel*
Captain Teemo reporting for duty!
>>560916991
they probably wouldnt, the only one that would work would be
>>560913916
unless the base can last 80+ years against the horde you are boned
>>560916417
I've also noticed your reactors lack a cooling system, definite risk of overheating/explosion and radiation poisoning
>>560887017
>/thread your own post
kill yourself
>>560917172
would work, but would cause problems for humanity in the distant future, and any nearby cities would need to evacuate over time
>>560914121
Or you could just wish to be transported to a place without any zombies dumbfuck
>>560917114
right, so realistically these threads shouldnt exist because logic doesnt exist when making them
>>560917407
you just need to design a base that disposes of infinite zombies, or can hold them off for your lifespan
zombies walk over
Ez pz, Zombies dance to Thriller and i dont die
>>560917664
Kek
>>560917321
/thread
>>560891019
instant bottomless pit, zombies fall in, human still safe.
>>560885340
>>560900053
kek
>>560891632
>creates an indestructible wall
>no zombies
welp you just killed half of earth
>>560917335
>nearby cities need to evacuate
a small price to pay for the safety of all mankind
>problems in distant future
Every so often, a team of helicopters carries a high-powered vacuum over the area. The zombie corpses, simply lying on the ground, will require much less force to pick up than the dome, which is attached firmly to the ground. The vacuum picks up the zombie corpses while leaving the dome unharmed. The corpses are then stored briefly before being launched into the sun.
(Hopefully such technology will be discovered by the time the pileup becomes that big of an issue)
There. If the hulk one tried to jump, it'd just destroy the already thin terrain.
Anyone who's played Planet explorers and had a plasma shovel would know this is easy to dig out.
>>560888269
can't post a portal on air
>>560891632
>Indestructible
>Spans the universe
>Goes THROUGH the earth
Our planet's momentum as it CONSTANTLY MOVES THROUGH SPACE tears it along the wall. In accordence with Newton's laws, part of it smooshes and slides along it while fracturing into space. The other portion floats off into space on an irregular, semi-eliptical orbit around the sun, until it returns to the wall again, whereupon it smashes into it and splats like half a mellon.
You can't get to your precious button, because the speeds involved between the planet's orbit and rotation remove you from the equation nigh instantaneously regardless of which side you happen to be on. Even if random debris hit it, it only does what YOU want. Which is nothing. Because you're dead.
Your plan to avoid zombies has now FUCKED the Earth and every single object whose path will ever cross it.
Faggot.
>>560890807
i loled
>>560918103
would save humanity, but possibly cause issues for the universe in the long term. not sure how you would deal with that though.
>>560918431
not the universe, just the solar system. Since there is a fucking endless wave of zombies now fucking around on earth, chances are that after the solution is figured out research would immediately begin on leaving the planet and the zombies with it.
>>560918136
infinite zombies, finite pit
>>560903787
What exactly is that from?
>>560887446
you dont /thread your own post faggot
>>560918590
assuming the universe doesnt go through a heat death or something, it will cause problems for any sentient life that exists, be it humans or an alien race, because there would be a source of infinite mass slowly filling space with matter
>>560918751
well you know what, the universe is just going to have to deal. By the time it becomes that big of a deal humanity will probably be long dead anyway. I've done my job.
>>560918596
Then there is only one way out of this.
>>560885340
>>560918889
yeah, but it sounds similar to dumping ice in the ocean to prevent global warming
>>560890807
le go back to 9gag, kid
>>560906723
Don't know the english equivalent of nahuy, but it's just like fuck i guess (lit. on dick, shortened form of idi nahuy which means go on a dick -> get fucked)
>Fuck, I'll lock myself in my home and browse russian boards, i wont even translate it into english, fuck
Lets try this again!
>>560885340
>>560896807
>No ventilation system
ggwp no re nigga
lol gg Zombies
>>560920372
Nigga it's the first thing on the left underground
>>560909113
kekd
>>560920451
zombies call and when you pick up they attack
>>560896807
marvel(dot)wikia.com/Robert_Bruce_Banner_%28Earth-2149%29
Zombie Hulk is as strong as regular hulk. Steel and concrete don't do shit, nigga.
>>560896807
I see only 1 problem
The septic tank will fill and has no means of emptying
>>560913248
>tries to sage
>doesn't sage
Nigga is you even tryin'?
NAILED IT
>>560914172
Yeah, sounds pretty easy to me.