Go to your local craigslist free section.
4th item down with a picture is your early birthday present.
What did you get, anon?
Nothing lol
Loud Speakers Sweet
>>560655471
>pic unrelated
>>560655906
Get outta my thread you bible thumper
Queen size mattress
>>560655471
Free toddler clothes,Laundry sorter etc.
Fuck yeah a shitty sail boat.
Round metal patio table
Aluminum trailer fender. WTF...
A fucking couch.
>>560655471
>craigslist
A fucking chicken coup
>>560656832
Lucky anon
some trees
Welcome to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
A dog. Cool I guess.
>Literally every single choice was a dog or a cat
>>560657410
same
sink AND faucet
works fine but I have to pick it up
fuck that
Inner tubes 10 of them.
>>560657410
mine is mostly furniture.
RCA TV
I got a rock http://images.craigslist.org/00U0U_lXnY2w3UvP3_600x450.jpg
>>560656761
You from york region nigga
fucking wat
Brunswick Pool Table
Needs new felt & cushions. Slate bed, ball return. Very stable footing. Some cues and full set of balls. Have disassembly diagram available. You take it away for free.
bruh
i got cheap friends
>>560656664
bro, that's THE couch. if you don't know what that couch is you're a fag
>>560656351
I want a sail boat.
shit looks fun
Good thing I got a van to haul it
i needed this
yay free kitten
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
I'd rather have the crates than a shitty shower door
>>560659085
hey that's exactly like mine only it's missing 1/3 of it. top right part.
>>560656351
that's the one I got, where you live anon?
Fucking Jews.
>>560659186
>I want that
is it a rape
some Granite pieces
>>560656664
Enjoy your chinch pest.
Fuckin' dirt
>>560659586
well do you consent
but today is my birthday :(
>>560659306
Kek
photography mags... hooray.
>>560659186
>tfw you could dial with the hangup buttons on top
the fuck do I do with this shit?
umad?
Though, I don't know how much is actually free. They said some is free and some is cheap, so I probably get like the fucking tires or something
>>560659795
but really could it be real
>>560655471
An ugly couch
>>560655471
Nooice
>>560660105
dat date tho
>>560660217
woops
>>560659302
Obviously in the same area as you, tard.
I got an ugly dog, black lab/Husky mix
>>560659306
FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK, I CANT EVEN GO TO JERUSALEM TO GET ANYTHING. FUCKING JOOOOZ
Free goat and horse
sheetrock tape and nails, oh boy!
>>560660416
>>560659306
Nothing to see in Haifa...So far there are 4 free things in my country.
>>560660416
you'd think there would be tons of free shit
you should post free rubble, you haul
>>560655471
I went with the fourth that had a picture.
The true fourth was a couch.
>>560655471
SCORE! Some 80s looking furniture...
>>560658604
o shit youre right
>>560660619
>>560660416
>>560659306
At least the Palestinians are giving away free games.
>Nope, its an ad.
Fucking Jews.
>>560655471
ORANGE BASTARD CAT
A goat and a horse
Score!! To bad I live in am apartment. .
Hose reels and clay pots...I guess I could hook up my long ass hose and fill the pots full in my neighbors yard, let that nigger deal with it.
YES! Tape and nails holy shit.
>>560655471
a free kitten.
>>560660937
>>560660970
Hi ottawa dude.
>>560660119
nice yard
>>560655471
fuck yeah, I got two dogs !
i get a faggot
http://oregoncoast.craigslist.org/zip/4602786504.html
If I knew where they lived, I'd take it.
I GOT A PONY!!!
(Used kijiji because craigslist has no insignificant presence here. Lnk: http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-image.html?adId=1009095336 )
F5
>>560661238
anon is from syracuse
Joke's on you OP, I kind of like it.
broken concrete pavers
yay
>>560661460
you are what you get
n64...not bad
>>560661292
Sup, small world
>>560661826
that is the pissiest couch ive ever seen
>>560661794
Thanks for clearing it up man everyone was wondering
fucking bushes. goddamnit
I have no idea where I will keep him, but okay.
11 different bushes. what the fuck man
>>560661347
It's funny because our county boasts being the "Grass Seed Capital of the World"
>>560659302
boat is registered in Arizona...
http://orlando.craigslist.org/tag/4603587350.html
>>560655471
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/zip/4591222020.html
FREE BEES
FUCKIN AYYY LMAO
>Used molding
goodie
>>560662371
>Summerville
actually kek'd
>>560662079
She's bullshitting. I've seen that exact picture of her ass in porn before.
>>560662371
summerville huh
what state?
Holy shit /b/ it's a fucking dog!!!!
The ad was posted 3 hours ago, it's a 20 minute drive to this house! Should I?
http://austin.craigslist.org/zip/4586521648.html
I got a bunch of third grade textbooks. I guess my loli slaves need to be educated too *sigh*
>>560662785
Do it faggot.
>>560655471
Happy birthday to me.
>>560662785
doit
>>560659302
Minnesota
dirt. at least 6 pickup loads...
"Free diet tonic water"
>>560662371
hey i got some bushes if you want em
Cat. Will have fun integrating that new nigga into this household. Will expect existing cats to give the new cat a warm welcome. Kind of like prison.
>>560656761
those are worth money
My nigga thanks op
what the fuck
>>560663034
Maybe you can refine some quinine? Cure some malaria?
>>560663013
>>560662937
hey bby wan sum fuk
>>560663013
>>560662937
oh shi...
lets raid this guy-prev. poster give us his contacts....do it now!!!!
>>560660970
Kinda looks like anders from workaholics
>>560663237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA
>>560662785
yes post pics
>>560662937
>dirt
>partially cleaned
>mfw
Can't wait to kill myself on the left one.
Size 7 women's ski boots
Large pink area rug. With a few stains
Stand up steamer. Missing water container
nice!
>>560661776
Damn how will I acquire iTunes without the cd
>>560663827
ikr, whatever shall i do
>>560656139
Funniest goddamn thing I've seen on /b/ all day. Well done.
Dirt...literally
>>560662785
oh swet
do eeet
toilet "sits"
>>560656832
>>560660119
>>560661059
You could make some good money off of these.
>>560657410
Yeah i get a free English bulldog,
Fuck thatd actually be a great presen
>>560655471
Free 57 inch tv and couch... both of wich need a bit of work
Patio furniture, a dresser , and a bunch of tools
What the fuck
>>560655471
Fuck yeah,always wanted one of these
I get a washer just what I wanted.
I'm ok with this.
>>560655471
FUCKING NICE
>>560660053
...wat?
>>560660105
Kay seriously is someone trying to give away a vat of Trioxin?
>>560657223
>come do my chores for me
Where I live, I could easily charge someone $150/tree for removal
Paving Bricks?
>>560664820
aww man those were the shit back in the day
>>560664820
is that a sandpit
>>560664153
kek'd
>>560655471
- a painted wooden trunk
- a queen-size mattress with foam topper sewn on
- an old couch, love seat, and recliner, all of which have been heavily used and may have some ash or cigarette burns on them
- a 3-shelf unit made of aluminim and particleboard
- a box fan, dish drying rack, stepladder, catbox with lid, maybe something else I'm forgetting.
>>560655471
This folks, is what happens when you let mexicans into your state. You get free beans. Fuck yea
"5 Gallon Bucket of Beige Paint"
Worst part: It is actually my birthday tomorrow. Fuck you OP.
>>560658015
I'd buy the hell out of that.
>>560664820
I got one of them motherfuckers. They are the best things ever invented.
>>560665250
You must now pave a road of /b/, painted golden of course.
>>560655906
Dude i got the same thing
Fucking faggot its mine!
Fuck yeah! I love cats.
is there refunds?
>>560665402
Yeah its a sandbox
I got a fucking donkey hahahha
>>560665728
lmfao
>>560665680
You know what to do, anon. Hint...
>tubing
>underwear
>no more need to use the bathroom
Holy shit i get a whole fucking house!!!!
Refunds or not?
>>560655471
hot tub! i win.
>>560665680
take that shit and make a raft or somthing
Diamonds! Thats pretty okay.
>>560665952
Is the methlab included? If so, hell of a deal
I get "poofs"
>T-thanks craigslist
>>560666116
That's actually pretty nifty...
>>560655471
WOO, I'M IN THE MONEY
Not bad. I kinda need one.
Broken pieces of concrete.
What kinda redneck podunk city.... oh wait, Springfield, IL.
Kek
>>560666252
>>560666376
forgot pic
>>560666443
Women's ski boots, a steamer, and a rug to go with it.
I got free kittens!
>>560655471
this just radiates impoverishment and worthlessness.
I wish i could get this one instead
queen box spring
>>560655471
You know, it actually is my birthday and I got nothing. I am drunk on absinthe, though.
>>560658015
Lol, Scranton?
Man sell horse for cheap.
FUCK YEAH ROOSTER
>>560666403
[jealousy intensifies]
>>560655471
I got a bunch of shit. Problem is it's in between Troost Avenue and The Paseo, and I don't feel like getting shot.
>>560666745
Dude, don't you know the kinds of things you can do with a horse?
>>560666116
i would buy that
>>560655471
Nasty Ol' Mattress! Win!
FREE CAMPER BITCHES!!!
I GOTS A HOUSE NOW!!!
(minneapolis, MN craigslist)
>>560662785
Fuck.
Yes.
Do it!
Free fucking wallpapers
Yes!
>>560661826
why is it covered in shit stains
>>560666796
lucky fuck
craigslist isnt that popular in my city so this is the only listing for something free. Free Rats woohoo and he has 3 photos uploaded but they are all extreme closeups of this guy's face
>>560666657
We should put our powers together>>560666964
>>560667094
Forgot pic
>>560662785
Yeah man, if it's coming off Craigslist then its probably not in a very good home anyway
>>560666864
Presumably sell it for somewhere between 5000 and 10,000 Euros.
>>560666657
>>560666742
Do you happen to work at a paper sales company?
>>560667180
haha, now all we need is a box spring
1981 Montgomery Ward Video Cassette Player/Recorder
>>560666969
Park it next to mine bro. >>560665952
>>560655471
Free love seat, tv, and night stand!
Happy fucking birthday to me.
>>560662785
poor doge
>>560665952
Hell, why not Anon? You could rent it out and make money
>free tree branches delivered to your house
This is how I know i live In canada
I got a couch
>I got a couch
>>560667558
because it will say "collect the keys here" and then when he goes he'll be raped and murdered
>>560667479
it >>560666657 is is Commack NY. Basically a shithole, like most of long Island. Fortunately I live on the North Fork and it isn't so bad out here.
ehhmm.. not bad..
FREE WOODEN DOGHOUSE: YOU MOVE IT AND IT'S YOURS!!!!
Yay!
>>560666403
That's free? That's a nice freaking desk for a office or something.
>>560667521
probably some autistic guy that is using it to lure you into his house so he can find someone to talk to for 12 hours before you run off with it, or just make a dash for the door empty handed.
>>560664597
What?? Gimme gimme gimme.
>>560667183
Auckland scum
>>560655471
well....
i lost
>>560667621
not bad, but those cushions look like they retain farts so you may want to air it out for a bit.
"Some cushion damage"
A pitbull
Not bad lol. Im almost half empty on black toner anyway.
>>560657742
that sink wouldn't happen to be cheesy would it?
>>560656832
you from philly nigga???
>>560668116
topkek
>>560667892
I love that. You're probably right.
See I saw it as "My father just died and I have to clean out his house filled with junk that he thought he was going to fix but never did."
>and now I'm sad thinking about it
>imafaggotpleaserapemyface.jpg
>>560665537
>>560662785
Where in vc? Camarillo fag here.
noice, muthafuckin hot tub
>>560668119
dude that's like a $40 savings, happy birthday
>>560655471
evanflo baby jumper... fuk
An Iowa state fair coupon.
>>560659085
I have that desk it's not bad go get that shit.
>>560655471
nice
>>560658556
My dad would be all over that shit. Rocks are pretty chill.
>>560665664
She is a great car?
fuck ya a desk
>>560666964
You're from boston I see??
>>560665664
>great car
>>560660330
lol. OTTAWA!
>>560668119
Hello fellow Hamilton-area chum
>>560655471
Only one item. We're not that familiar with craigslist in The Netherlands. It's Amsterdam though, so I might act as if I got a dog or anything.
>>560664820
>>560669194
I might make it into the new cumbox if you can count to 10. I mean it. Screencap dis.
1
hdasfuck
>old, busted up wooden bench
>broken umbrella
>a lone concrete stand
>tfw it actually is my birthday today
T-t-thanks... /b/...
I know its not the 4th one down but this gem popped up. Its a gene simmons chair complete with movable flicking tongue.
>>560665664
>she is a great car
LMAO
>>560669360
I'll give you another chance.
1
Don't disappoint me like you did the last couple of years, /b/. I rarely shitpost.
>>560669637
fuk off m8
>>560669770
You fucked up m8.
>>560655471
45" flatscreen tv
teenage kitties, fuck yeah
>>560662671
It was in a lesbian threesome with Dani daniels right?
>>560669770
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thanks OP! i just got everything free
>>560662785
He'll be your best friend.