Cats killed this poor mouse, I'm probably gonna bury him for respect. Any last words for him?
put him in your butt
>>560599424
That's a rat.
>pic related
>>560599424
yiff in hell furfag
>>560599524
/thread
>>560599424
Farewell, Ratmo, king of rodents, whose long and faithful friendship those who knew you won't forget! Though your body will decay, your spirit lingers on in the quiet, dust-spun places of your basement home. May your two-eyed descendants ever flourish and your human friends find solace for the loss they have sustained." - Horace Slughorn
One out of two possible suspects
>>560599897
Thank you professor...
have some unicorn hair
The grave for king algernon
he needs a coffin
>>560599424
Cum on it
>>560600670
Did you just kick a mound of dirt?
that doesn't look anything like a proper grave
>>560599424
Goodnight sweet prince hope you don't get ebola
>>560600961
this
>>560601205
Im making it better, also finding a suitable coffin. Hopefully thread doesnt 404 before its done
>>560599424
>not letting your cats eat it
Do you even pets? My cats pretty much totally eat birds when they find them.
>>560601385
what about a headstone?
OP stop being a cheap fuck. Go to a funeral director and get this mouse the funeral he deserves. If you died would you want to be buried in some faggots backgarden like a sex slave?
Found a perfect size coffin
>>560601658
This
>>560601715
shit, nigger, that wont even fit in the grave
>>560599424
Fuck you faggot rat.
>>560601715
do you have cotton balls to use as padding for the inside?
Thanks Mr.Skeletal
Sorry Tom finally won Jerry
>>560601967
Will get some right now
>>560599424
plenty more where it came from.
>>560601715
That's the wrong lid you fuckstain. Are you blind?
This is stupid even by /b/ standards...
You can't flim flam the Zim Zam.
>>560602183
In a few weeks you should check on him and make sure he is k
>>560602325
Fuck you Heaven, show some respect!
I have a phobia of mice, rats and moles, fuck em all, I would give up everything to eradicate this world of the dirty pests.
So burn you greasy bastard
OP I'm going to need a picture of the second suspect
>>560599424
That is some good meat there OP. Throw it in the oven.
thats a rat
looks north eastern australian
bury him and let him know he was loved.
No cottonballs but the finest fabric lines his coffin
>>560602559
>tfw i've always been fond of rats, cockroaches, maggots and worms
i like just watching them, they're pretty interesting.
>>560602747
you should place some items in there.
a coin for the ferryman, some random stuff he might have liked etc..
an empty coffin is very sad to me.
>>560602591
Found the bastard
>>560602559
Burial song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLoXFmJBvlk
>>560603072
He should fill the box with cheese
>>560599424
>>560599424
Space Program...
>>560599424
burying it makes it harder for other things to eat it and complete the cycle. leave it under a tree with some leaves on it.
inb4 freaking out when you see it's fur left over.
>>560603220
this
>>560599424
If the cat gave it to you you've gotta eat it, or your cat will be disappoint
>>560603220
>>560603536
and because color is relatively very same
That's an adolescent rat. There are most likely more of those fucks bedding down somewhere getting ready to breed I would skin it and hang the pelt by fish hooks and line to let the others know that your home is not there's.
>>560603143
Zero regret in his face.. I think you have a sociopath right there
Also, >>560603220
>>560603220
American cheese for a real hero
>>560603220
have him hold the cheese
>>560599424
here lies david st. hubbins, and why not...
>pour kerosene on "coffin"
>burn that motherfucking disease factory
>Then go get drunk
>>560599424
ur a faget
>>560603698
Forgot pic
>>560603664
>That's an adolescent rat.
that's even sadder...
>>560603923
this is quite kewl
>>560603698
>>560603923
>>560603923
Some other mice are gonna burrow into your garden and go grave robbing for cheese.
>>560603923
shed a tear
>>560603923
He looks at such peace now
>>560603923
Beautiful.
i bet he never thought he'd have a blanket made of cheese all to himself.
Said my final goodbyes, closing the coffin for the last time
God bless
>>560603923
NOW BURN THAT MOFO. VIKING FUNERAL, ANARCHYYY
>>560599902
Kinda looks like my kitty
>>560604519
RIP in peace you little mouse
posting tits
>>560604519
Goodnight Sweet prince...
>>560604519
Goodbye, sweet prince...
RIP in Peace, Sir Rat.
>>560604519
Gone but not forgotten
>>560604519
farewell old rat
>>560604519
Have a nice life in the heaven cheese factory
>>560604664
Goodnight Sweet Prince
>>560604519
rip
>>560604519
Goodnight, sir. Cats can't go to Heaven.
>>560604519
Im totally not crying
Almost gone, wish i had an american flag to put over the coffin
>>560601715
thank you for respecting the mouse
>>560603143
Not only do we know that cat did it, he knows that we know and it doesn't even bother him.
>>560604519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3716hI8lkE
>>560599424
Good bye jew
>>560599424
send him to space
>>560605202
Light gasoline over it
>>560605280
>>560605202
;_; throw in a rose or flowere
>>560605202
cum on his little grave.
*Ahem* ...
Squeak.
>>560604519
See you on the other side, lil' fucker. Save me some bitches and I'll bring the booze.
>>560605202
Don't you have anything in your house with an American flag on it?
>>560599424
Rest RIP in peace.
>>560605651
>>560605651
RIP in peace
>>560605651
it is done
>>560604664
Saved. I'll cherish his memory.
>>560605202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHesVg5e6-g
>>560605651
can't believe its over
>>560605651
Goodbye little buddy
>>560605004
If there aren't cats there, it can't be heaven. Ergo, if what you say is true, there is no heaven.
>>560605651
can't believe you didn't dissect the rat to learn more about the cause of his way too early death
>>560606094
True, good anon
>>560605651
Leave some flowers on algernon's grave for me
We should avenge his death
>>560606094
If there are cats, it can't be Heaven for a mouse. Thus, there is either no heaven or multiple, paralles heavens.
>>560606559
rolling if i get trips, we do it.
>>560606412
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fiy9YB1coMw
>>560606412
>tfw i lost one of my rats a few days a go to seizures
>ground was so hard i couldnt dig her a proper hole
>all those feels
>>560606412
>>560606412
>the best die first snif.
>>560606840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPiCVZtesmU&list=UUkgldT4uK17CU7elBGszzrg
RIP mousebro
>>560606840
tears.
>>560599424
this thread needs to be immortalized in a infograph
Your cats killed it because you're a shitty hunter and they don't want you to starve you ungrateful piece of shit.
>>560606863
I lost my gerbil two years ago. I buried him under my Apricot tree. Now that tree is high and strong...I'm so proud of my gerbil.
>>560604519
Goodnight sweet prince
this thread reminds me of my dead brother ;_;
this is the saddest day on 4chan history
>>560601715
>iphone 5s box
jesus fuck i chuckled
RIP anonymouse
Rip in peace sweet algernon
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3a_7242Lc
;_;7
Mouse's fleas carry the black plague and typhus. Get rid of that disgusting thing.
Burial song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXMscFD4-Ho
Also, put some flowers over there, or moar cheese, or a fucking flag at least. Or a gravestone. Show some respect ;_;
r.i.p. in piece sweet prince
bet this will get posted to r/r4chan
>>560609181
Probably not, summerfags have no heart
And thus, we should spread the voice of the death of our rodent fellow.
Why did he have to die
This thread needs to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njCps4jGaks
Goodbye my friend
Should've done space program.
>>560611383
Heaven, go away. We're not in the mood
>>560599424
Dress like a terrorist and throw it in the crowd. Shout "Bubonic returns!"
rip u fucken legend
>>560611383
I would've traded you for the mouse, Heaven.
R.I.P little guy
>>560601332
would it matter at this point?