drugs. party. sluts.
Also i'm sorry to hear that OP

cannibus oil

>>560530787
give me all your money

Start cooking meth, faggot.

start a shooting

>>560530951
im strapped up to an oxygen tank, not happening
>>560530968
cant get any, im in a hospital...
>>560531019
paypal?
>>560531050
in a hospital...
>>560531053
shooting?

>>560530787
How does it feel to know that you gonna die early?

>>560530787
Do what you only have 2 weeks left to do.
Live.
Sorry to hear that, OP. But do anything you can. Don't shoot up a school or any of the other shit posted, do what you want. Play games, eat shit. If you like drinking, get fucked up every night. See your friends, see your family. Do drugs non stop if thats your thing, but don't get caught. You don't want to spend your last two weeks like that. Very sorry to hear that you're dying, but you'll finally get to see what's on the other side, eh?

>>560531140
Easier to get hands on your equipment.

>>560531140
play video games of course

>>560530787
figure out why you are afraid of dying

confront all those issues/wants/needs/goals that you can or can't achieve

Do everything you can, love your family, and become a better person than you where yesterday.

As long as you can forgive yourself for all you have done, you have nothing to fear in the end.

>>560531341
if you have somewhere to stay, fuck off out of hospital, it's what i'd do. How are you dying?

Find a way to get kicked out of the hospital and start a begging thread to give you cash away.

>>560531140
kill some people in like a movie theatre then off yourself

Submit yourself to the Almighty Creator of the Worlds. Ask forgiveness for your sins and pray that you be accepted into Paradise. Any money you have, I'd suggest donating it to a charity in order to purify yourself.

May The Lord have mercy on the righteous.

Write your memoir.

>>560530787
I'd recommend you try psychedelic drugs before you go, many people say that it's one of the most spiritual experiences of their lives. Getting them is not really a problem with things like SR. Sorry to hear about your situation :(

>>560530787
do drugs.
the hardest fucking drugs you can find.

Experience something you would never experience without knowing you will be gone soon.

may the pain pass quickly bro.

Do you have friends and family around you?
Just spend as much time as you are able talking to people. Finish any games, books or TV shows you're interested in. Get off 4chan immediately. Get someone to take you on a drive to somewhere pretty. Smoke some weed. Be sad, cry a bit, accept it and then die

>>560531341
no one is going to do shit to a cancerous high kid, and if he has 2 weeks then there is no time for sending him to jail, plus he will not even stay in for the night if he looks like chemo

i would say you buy different types of psychedelics (plan it with an eye in substance tolerance, avoid cross-tolerance, etc.) and trip about your impending death

when you are not high be with family/friends/dogs, then trip again until you die

if done right you will go more than in peace

>>560531140
Tell us where you are. Have /b/tards provide drugs etc for you in exchange for money and lulz.

Oh, man. I'd recommend you seeing your friends, old friends, family, distant family... Drink with them, eat with them, talk to them, hug them. If you can get out of the hospital, of course. In your final days, go to a trip to a nice place. Go abroad if you want to. But tell to people who are coming with you to burry you there, so they don't have to go through all that inconvinience of shipping you back to your city, etc. (at least that's what I'd do).

>>560531140
smoke weed or an hero

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>>560530787
l2spell "laid"

Get the hottest chick you know to come in and give you a mad lap dance. The only way she will say no, is if she is a soulless bitch. And if she does say no, write a not saying "all I wanted was to die happy", and get a friend/relative to give it to her when you pass. Will destroy her for the rest of her days.

Sorry to hear about your situation though /b/ro.

Take a stand against something you hate, protest then off yourself on camera or something after preaching said hate.

You could get real hardcore like them monks and set yourself on fire, but I doubt that sounds fun.

Make it so your life meant something, if we hear about you on the news you've done something right, if we don't you're just another thread to forget after a couple of hours.

any famous last words i should write in my Last will?

>>560532078
im at the cleveland clinic ICU

>>560533051
My only regret is that niggers are still free

>>560533051
Something that you would want said to you in the end... from your families perspective.

Everything that you could not say
>dont say you love your little sister or some shit though rofl

>>560533615
i want an acnogstic preacher at my funeral... "he maybe in heaven... he may be just asleep"

>>560533502
Shit. I'm all the way over in europe so can't come visit you but I'm sure there are other /b/tards that can. Give this guy some great final moments.

>>560533936
ahh yes and let them play "i wonder what happens if we unplug THIS machine..."

>>560533824
HAHAHAHA omg nice man, that would be golden

>>560530787
Drugs, a fuckton of it.

>>560531140
Write as much of an honest autobiography as you can

>>560534115
my dad wouldnt go for it...
>>560534152
best i can MAYBE get is morphine...
>>560534165
i wanna die happy not bored.. to death

>>560530787
psychedelics, those help u get peace bud

>>560534312
im basicly in the acceptance stage... ive known for 3 months, now im just playing diablo 3 with friends from school on OP hospital wifi

>>560534284
Tell your dad it's your life and it's what you want. Tell him to respect the wishes of a dying man. Also if you can't find anybody here from cleveland start a thread again later with timestamp and your location just asking people to come visit you with drugs or other shit. If /b/ fails try craigslist or something.

>>560534417
Wow you must be young then. Definitely experiment with drugs if you haven't already.

>>560534804
i plan to in about 30 minutes~ i just hope they dont come n steal my shit otherwise imma be bored, also my dad is a bible thumper... so it is kinda odd for him just to take that im acnogstic in stride.
>>560534850
i have experimented with only light stuff, aka weed, but like i said it's not easy getting it in a hospital, and i cant exactly go to far

>>560534417

ausfag here OP, can we all send you postcards or something?

Well man, as long as you accept your life, have no regrets for words said in the past, or anything like that... see you on the other side /b/ro.

>You can research Near Death Experiences if you are having worries about death

>>560530787
well OP I'd really like to hear about your life. How was it before you knew you were gonna die, how it felt to find out, and what you regret leaving behind

>>560535225
like i said, i accept it. hopefuly im just gonna respawn :)
>>560535204
you can but i doubt they will be here before im either moved outta the ICU. or am already passed
>>560535229
it was boring, kemo smells terrible, and now waiting for the end is a chore... sorry that came out sassy... uhhh but it's honest

>>560535501

Then travel well OP

Try and get some Endone OP. Was on that shit when I was going through chemo, and it fucking rocks. Still got a box of it in the kitchen. If I wasn't an Ausfag, and lived near you, would try and get some to you.

Would hit you up on D3, but don't wanna intrude on time with your mates.

>>560535501
Good man, glad to hear it

Do you want some movie recommendations?
What kind do you like if so?

Since you are confined to the ICU?

>>560536098

Fellow Ausfag! I got some endone left over from my Father's passing recently...

Describe sensation plox

>>560536098
Endome? you think i could get that being 17? ._. and im sorry but we already have 5 and we are doing harcore :)
>>560536214
anything psychological, nothing to brutal though. and has a good twist near the end :D

Die your own way before some shitty cancer kills you off

>>560536505
i thought about that, but i dont feel like desecrating my own body.

>>560536398
I'd recommend you watch Enter the Void just because the situation you're in. Check out the trailer see if it's something you'd enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKRxDP--e-Y

>>560536398
Why spend your last couple of weeks in the hospital?

Go out.

Travel.

Do the things you wanted to do.

Do shit that you havent done before.

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Plan your last words, if you have a chance.
Make 'em hilarious or deep as fuck, your call anyway.

>>56053671
i liked it up to the part it started flashing.... imma pass thanks...
>>560537000
nice trips :) but again i cant really get out... oxygen tank and they 'HAVE' to monitor my heart

>>560536398
>psychological, good twist near the end
Perfect

The Fountain
12 Monkeys
Donnie Darko
Mr.Nobody
The Game
Bridge to Terabithia
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Limitless
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Drive
Source Code

I hope you enjoy man, these are some of my favorite movies (matching your description of course)

>>560537178
that was an idea... but im not exactly creative, i was thinking about doing 'respawning in 5....4....3....2....1....'

>>560537254
The trailer is a bad representation of what the movie is really like. Trust me. I highly highly recommend it. If you don't like it after the first half hour you can still turn it off but it has an uncanny ability to suck you in, to hypnotize.

>>560537419
the game and source code sound interesting, mind giving a summary :)

>>560537419
ive seen 12 monkeys and Donnie before good suggestions
>>560537471
alright ill check it out tommarrow morning

>>560537254
Trips dont lie OP.

I'm sure if you asked them to, something could be done about it.

I dunno, maybe a portable oxygen tank or something.

And fuck them having to monitor your heart.

You're going to die regardless if they do or do not.

Your last words:

'I've stashed over 1 million dollars under the...the....the......'

and that's it

>>560537529
The game is a fun movie but not something I'd watch if I was about to die. The Fountain on the other hand.....It's pretty much spot on for you if you can get past some of it's faults.

Find a drug cart, look for Diamorphine and inject half a standard syringe into any vein you want.

Thank me later.

Morphine is ok but try for diamorphine.

>>560537529

imdb man

I'll do quick ones thou.
>the game is a psychological game that he was never expecting, something that might be the end of him... or the beginning.
>source code is a solier stuck inside of a loop of events, he relives them inside the body of another man... there's a lot of twists I don't want to give away.

>>560537626
of course man

>>560537880
yea he asked for psychological though, so I answered lol.
Agreed fountain is wonderful, especially for this situation...

If you're gonna die anyway, why would you care about being ''stuck'' in the hospital? break free out of the window, go do some parkour, take revenge on people that bullied you in school and make a video saying how you're the supreme gentleman

request an LSD trip

>>560537751
ill talk to my nurse tommarrow
>>560537763
who in the hell is gonna believe i ever had a million dollars?
>>560537880
well being stupid has never stoped me before! the game it is
>>560538039
i really do appreciate it! the game then source code
>>560538216
i was never bullied, and i was either happy or bored 99% of my time. and im not parkouring shit with leukemia....

Protip: OP is just bored attentionwhore
My mother went through kemo etc, and her cancer wasnt even that aggressive, yet her last weeks werent spent in any state close to being able to surf /b/. ur a faggot op

>>560530787
DO AS MUCH DMT AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN

>>560530787
Write a proper last will. There's interesting ways to be processed once you died. You can get your incinerated remains get stuffed into shotgun cartridges. Get the address of another 4chan psycho and let them be sent to him. Maybe he shoots a politician in the face with your ashes.

If you still have the power, you can also write some life tips or memoires and share them online. Tell your /b/rethren and you won't be forgotten for a long time.

And even if you can't get it up anymore, cuddling an escort might prove comforting.

Good luck, man.

>>560538640
faggot OP is sitting in a bed at 6:21 AM. and you do realize there are several dozens... maybe hundreds? of cancers she likely had it bad with blood cancer. lung cancer, of the such.. so before you go around talking shit learn first you inconciderate asshole, your mother would be ashamed

>>560538573
Have a going away party with all of your friends and family. Stress to them that it's a happy occasion.

That's how I want to go.

>>560538573
>ill talk to my nurse tommarrow

God-fucking-dammit OP.

You maybe have a couple of weeks to live.

You cant afford to say shit like "I'll do it tomorrow" cause tomorrow might not happen to you.

Press that fucking button near your bed and call the nurse now.

>>560536304

It's basically like pot, but ramped up x1000. Makes you chill as, and it relaxes the fuck out of you. Cause it's a painkiller, you don't feel shit. Works awesomely, unless you end up like me and build up a resistance. Was on morphine, endone, panadol forte, and a couple of other tablets every 6 hours when I first went in. Don't really remember much of the 1st 4 days of being in there. Mind you, this is going back 2 years ago.

>>560536398

Good chance you could bro. Like I said above, it's a painkiller, and here in Ausfag land, needs 3 signatures from the Registrar and 2 nurses on duty to get out of the safe. So you'll need to work em over a couple of days. Just keep telling em you have really bad pain, but make it believable. Doesn't matter how old you are, they give it to everyone, they just base it off height and weight. So if you work the nurses well enough, you should be able to get some no problem.

Captcha: todopm Many

>>5605307878

If you are genuinely going to die and what you make a huge impact on someones life, you could help me out with some monies. I'm so broke it ridiculous. I could list a load of sob stories but in comparison to yours, well theyre meaningless. Nevertheless, if you dont need your money any more and want to share some, please send paypal donation to

[email protected]

>>560539228

I apologise for my atrocious typing

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>>560538573
>ill talk to my nurse tommarrow
>tommarrow
not sure if intentional pun or subliminally stimulated

>>560538979
hmmm not a bad idea i could go for icecream cake
>>560539053
its 6:30 in the morning...
>>560538861
life tips? uhmmm ill think about it!

ill be back in about 30 minutes /b/ros, ill have a time stamp n everything so assholes cant say im lying
>>560538640

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>>560538640

>>560538573
of course man, I need to get off to bed, umm... know you have my respect for your willpower

>>560531456

What in the actual fuck are you talking about, cliche' movie end speech nonsense? Figure out why he's afraid of dying? Maybe because he has cancer and has less than 2 weeks to live? Maybe because he's young as fuck and is dying? Forgive himself for all he's done? What like get cancer?

Just fuck off.

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>>560539493
man obviously you've never died before.
>I have, so get over yourself

I need to go to sleep, jeez

>>560533824
Make a sweet funeral soundtrack. What is the OST of your life?

If you haven't already heard the song "aruarian dance", hear it. I could die to that easily. Maybe the lowered pitch homework edit for thought and chilling

casual bump for OP's thread

>>560530787

I lost my mum, 2 uncles, 2 auncties, and both sets of grandparents to cancer. Fuck cancer.

But because they were all different cancers, the doctor says im "just unlucky" and it doesnt mean i wont get it......yeah right

>>560530787
Get your doctors permission to leave and go op. do whatever you dreamed of. tandem skydive or whatever, just go happy and with the ones you love. Or just meet up with everyone you know and do it by your own hand after you say goodbye, suicide can be a positive thing

bump
keep this thread an op alive

>>560537426
How about "gg no re"
It's so casual I'd probably lol trying to say it

>>560540182
It doesn't sound like OP is much in the state of tandem skydiving. Except maybe with the drugs anons mentioned before.

>>560539426
Ask one of the hot Nurses discreetly if they'll have sex with you as your final wish.

so OP can you post timestamped proof or else you shall none of my empathy and sympathy

heaven reporting,
take matter into your own hands commit sudoku!

>>560540294
It was just an example of something extreme that most people would be too scared of dying to do. You could drive a the fastest car you can find of whatever

>>560540581
DAvid?

>>560540614
nope

>>560540478
Cant have sex after kemo

>>560540684
:(

hay im back, is there a way i can send a picture from my phone to my computer some how? (it;s a verizon intensity 3) i wanna time stamp,,,
>>560540258
i think imma use that!
>>560540043
well some cancers are inherit able IE blood, some are not...
>>560540581
again no suicide, thaks though
>>560540607
again im pretty happy with my life, even though i know it is short compareitvely, it's fine

>>560540713
Fuuuck.

>>560540831
e-mail it to yourself, open it in your pc.
easiest wireless way i can think of, not that tech savvy tho.

>>560540831
Ok so I really don't want to ask this because taking money from a dieing person makes me a piece of shit but at the end of the month I'm basically fucked. Already in debt etc. Don't have paypal. If your kind enough to provide me with the means to at least buy Dark Souls 2 so I can enjoy my last month not being homeless that'd be really nice. I don't have paypal though. If you feel generous I'm out about 3 grand....yeah. I'm fucked. Simple no will suffice if you can't/wont. I'll still recommend you movies but that's about all I can do for you, sadly.

>>560540843
Haha yeah, the joys of chemo. I can back OP up on this. Couldn't get a boner for a few months after I had chemo. And even now, dick doesn't get as hard as it used to. That's one of the problems with chemo saving your life at times, you can end up shooting blanks and having permanent brewers droop.

>>560530787
Goodbye OP, im sorry about your fate may these words be your guide

RIP

Life is for the living.
Death is for the dead.
Let life be like music.
And death a note unsaid.

>>560540831
I hope you saw my post about the funeral soundtrack, if you like music it'll be a way to put sound to memory

>>560541423
sorry anon im 17 and broke ._. and dont worry man, i wanna thank you and wish you the best of luck!
>>560541728
i did but i forgot to reply sorry, and if i had to pick a song it'd be life is beautiful by sixx am... cliche i know but it has good meaning behinde it

>>560540831
[email protected]

OP if you have money you dont need, you can give it me, but tell me what to do with it, ether specific things or general sage advice. I will try to live by your teachings/do your dare/whatver and post for /b. You will live on through me.

Or just make me smile and give me some money to live.

Oh man, it's like gypsie beggars have found 4chan. Can't walk two posts without seeing one of them.

>>560541858
>i have one million dollars it's under the....the...the

>>560542142
ask someone related to you to go get some cannabis oil that shit will save your life

>>560542012
Fuck. Well thanks anyways. Here's some more movies:

A Town called Panic - One of the best comedies I've ever seen
A Separation- Fantastic recent drama film
Grizzly Man - My all time favorite documentary film. I fucking love Werner Herzogs work
Boondock Saints - Cult classic if you haven't seen it. Not good but entertaining as hell.
I'll try to think of some more but I can't access my hdd anymore since my old pc broke. Running shitty laptop here.

>>560540581

Sudoku are those number grids, you mean seppuku :P But I guess he could spend the rest of his life doing number grids if he really wanted too...

>>560541825
Aruarian
Dances

YouTube
Relax
Lol is it not cool to pester a dying dude, even over the internet?
Also if you really wanna stir shit up tell your dad to stay angry at god for letting you die, might fix his religion.

>>560542142
As a side note: if you want to be a real good guy donate your body to science. Maybe they'll learn something new about your type of cancer and be able to hel psome other people.

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Im sure you're tired of the pitty party.so ill make it quick, Remember OP

The Only Way To Take Sorrow Out Of Death Is To Take Love Out Of Life.

Something to think about. hope it helps.

>>560530787
OP, i know it's in bad taste to pester a dying man for his money, but as someone who will be around for a while who is in a very hard spot in life right now, if you could do anything it would be apreciated, if not however, i wish you luck and hope this thing doesn't take your life as soon as you say it will. God bless, op.

Captcha potatoes dspolla. Paypal is [email protected]

sorry, OP. that's my worst fear. I don't want to see my spouse and family crying over me before I go... I'd rather it be quick and unexpected. how are they taking it? keeping a happy face for you?

>>560543720
already been asked you thirsty bastards

>>560530787
well, get some hookers, drugs and other things and lets get started 2week hooker druggy festival in your apartment
if you dont have money, go sell all the things which arent necessary

>>560539426
>its 6:30 in the morning...

That's not an excuse!

You're in a fucking hospital!
There would be nurses round-the-clock.

Let me tell you a story OP because you procrastinating just annoys the hell out of me.

>~10 yrs ago older bro got mugged
>was stabbed multiple times
>spine was hit and got paralyzed from the waist down
>liver and kidney were hit too
>docs gave him 2 weeks to live
>I dunno if they base that number off of something or just the standard number they give to dying people
>anyways, older bro was still alive even after a month has passed.
>he loved playing gba but since he was paralyzed he asked me to play for him instead and he would just watch and teach me
>I was 12 and didnt have one so I was just too happy to oblige
>since I was always by his side I'm always the one he tells his regrets to
>he knows he is going to die so there were a lot of things he wanted to do but cant because paralyzed
>the only thing we could do for him was let him eat anything he wants to even if it was forbidden by doctors cause he was dying anyways
>late one night, he craved for some ice cream
>me, being 12, got excited too
>we were talking about which flavor to get, he wanted pistachio and I wanted cookies and cream
>after a long debate, he finally yielded
>we had our dad buy one
>when dad got back, bro said that he no longer feel like eating ice cream and went to sleep
>he then made me promise not to eat ice cream without him, even added that he wont forgive me if I did
>fell asleep too
>I was then woken up by my mother crying
>bro died in his sleep
>to this day, I still havent eaten ice cream because the fucker made me promise not to

TLDR: stop procrastinating. do shit now.

>>560540043
>I lost my mum, 2 uncles, 2 auncties, and both sets of grandparents to cancer. Fuck cancer.

I'm sorry to hear that. We lost /b/ to cancer too, so I know how you feel.

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Jesus christ people already asked for his fucking money, Hes 17 for fuck sake. if you really gave a shit about him enough to ask for his money you would read the fucking thread...

>>560533051
Go with a style, like our lord and saviour Jimmy Savile, "it was good while it lasted"

>>560543214
i;ve already signed the wavor and had my dad agree, my whole family thinks im being cremated
>>560543189
im not pestered like i said before im doin alright, playing some Diablo 3 with 2 friends right now, i dont think people could get me in a bad mood if they tried.
and about the religion, i see it as a live n let live kinda thing.
>>560543609
thats bullshit, i had a stomach ache earlier from prunejuice and i was sorrowful i drank that shit....
>>560543720
like ive said im 17 and broke, cant do much for yah, i think in my last few days imma do give aways for all my gaming accounts (LoL, Steam, maplestory and alot of others
>>560543880
it was REALLY shitty for the past month but now we have all come to expect it, and i've asked that my funeral not be sad.... the only part waiting for the end kinda sucks, it's like being stuck in a bad movie with family and REALLY having to use the bathroom....
>>560544049
DUDE I CANT LEAVE IM HOOKED UP TO A FUCKING WALL AND CAN BARELY BREATHE WITHOUT THE SHIT, THEY WONT BRING ME A PORTABLE THE FARTHEST ILL MAKE IT WITHOUT ONE IS PROBABLY TO THE END OF THE HALL. im not procrastinating... im limited

im not a moralfag by any means but these people asking OP for money is probably the most disgusting thing i have seen on this site yet and i frequent /b/ since 09

OP im verry sorry for you you are too young to die. i can only imagine how painful the chemo and accepting your fate mustve been. i really hope you will be granted a new life and wont have to endure shit like this

you are strong

>>560544751
thanks man i really do appreciate it, and i mean think about it this way, through my eyes 17 years is a life time, a fucking long time imo so dying young has no meaning to me.

All you niggers asking this kid for money are truly scum.

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>>560544468
I wish you a fair wind sailing over the horizon, who knows maybe a nuke war will start the next day you die and we all will join your ass.
Im glad youre trying to make the best of your experience.
Im a bit scared about the whole dying process but hey we all come to an end eventualy.
Also enjoy your DMT trip when dying and dont be Scared :)

>>560544751
Then I doubt you've ever fallen on truly hard times yourself. I'm living on bread and water with no options. I know asking for it was shitty but you have to understand just how shitty some peoples lives are and before you go spouting something about how they should get up and do something about it you should know it's never that simple.

>>560534103
>/b/
>Brave enough to kill someone in a hospital

Yeah, no. Barely anyone here would dare flipping off the cops. Well, unless you're afraid to get pizza deliveries.

>>560544468
Good on you. I think people aught to do it more often and be rewarded for doing so.

Fuck this is sad. I wonder what it feels like dying and what is on the other side...
Good luck op, you should post some photos or something.

>>560544468
You can call the nurses from your bed.

Then tell them what you want to do and ask them what options you have.

You dont even have to get off of your bed.

>>560545091
see you on the otheride anon~ we will be waiting
>>560545309
yes giving away my game accounts i really want your worldly possesions...
>>560545382
i want to but i dont have a cam on my labtop and my phone isnt exactly smart :/
>>560545254
haha you're right

>>560545458
yes i can call them from my bed, and my options are pudding or salad....

>>560545214
>Then I doubt you've ever fallen on truly hard times yourself

i was german youthprison from 16-19 for a crime i didnt commit without getting compensated in the end. trust me i know about hard times. if you think begging dying people for their money is ok then thats your choice. karma will fuck you in the ass tho

>>560545716
hay hay, can we please relax. the matter is over and there is no need to white knight

>>560545536
Someone buy this guy a camera. I am in Australia so it may not reach you in time...

>>560545536
What if you were rewarded with games or drugs? I meant that more as a reward for people who aren't dieing soon. Being a registered organ donor for example should come with cash gains or something to incentivize more people to do it. I know that's cynical but a lot of people are assholes so...

>be as racist as you can
>piss off as many feminists as you can
>spend a shit ton of money
>drugs
>sex
>party
>commit as many crimes as you can

>>560545716
Like I said twice. I know it was shitty but I have no options....fuck. You think I'm proud or something. FUCK YOU.

>>560545836
you're an aussie right? is australia as scary and deadly as people make it out to be?
>>560545920
i agree, hopefuly drugs become a slightly less feared thing among the general public to make life easier

hmmm, druggie anon's what is heroin like?

>>560546008
not racist
i cant do that because i like feminists (let me explian) feminism is male = female, feminazism *which should have a diffrent word used is male < female

so i dont wanna piss off the nice ones but the mean ones can burn with stake in their ass

btw is there a bump limit?

>>560545814
>One of OP's final wishes is for /b/ to chill and not argue about bullshit

Maybe in 100 lifetimes.
Heh

>>560546158
>hmmm, druggie anon's what is heroin like?

That's another thing you could try for yourself before you die.

>>560546374
hah, people will always argue and im okay with that, that is where negotiation starts. but over such un-needed stuff? no need

>>560546158
No way. If you are in the bush or in the outback your toast but otherwise pretty safe.

>>560530787
Call all the douchebags in your family out. Fucking kill them, they deserve it.

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RIP in peace op.

>>560546434
my buddy giovanni on diablo 3 said he could maybe bring me some... so i was wondering if it was fun or like make me paranoid
>>560546520
thanks anon
>>560546618
i already did that a month ago... and im not exactly strong enough to take most of them down, but case in point my dad takes pride in being a
>bible thumping christian willing to suck on god's hulking erection

High speed police chase in stolen vehicle of your choice

>>560546743
don't be sad, think about it this way 33% chance ill be happy in the after life 33% chance ill be sad and 33% chance i wont know the diffrence. and the 1% i fuckin hate those guys...

>>560530787
op pls >>560534804

>>560546332

be racist and piss off feminist because it's fun, you can do whatever you want, screw who is nice

>>560530787
Wrong. Now you only have two days. Expect me.

>>560530787
Ofc you can get laid, got two Words for you. Cheap hookers

>>560546775
Do heroin seriously. It's mainly so addictive because it's the perfect high. Any care, worry, pain just drifts away and you feel whole for a while. If you weren't dieing I'd say stay the fuck away but for you: go for it.

>>560546996
see you then~
>>560546981
like i said, a bit later ill make one and timestamp
>>560547050
i.cant.get.it.up.
>>560547078
ill try it then

>>560546960
When I die I want to be as optimistic as you OP.

>>560546983
>be racist and piss off feminist because it's fun, you can do whatever you want, screw who is nice

THIS OP!

THIS!

Piss off the tumblr landwhales, feminist bitches, basically all those insufferable cunts.

All while hiding behind your impenetrable shield of "dying cancer patient".

Oh god I would love to see how they would react cause they lose either way.

Hey OP, that sounds awful, and you sound like you can't do anything fun.

Fuck you. Are you giving up? Who the hell do you think you are? Don't you realize that you were going to do something really badass before you died? You're not dead yet, I'll tell you that much.

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Ask for a bunch of Lemons.

>>560547198
How will we know when you die op?
Need to be updated.

>>560547432
it's not optimism it's acceptance
>>560547516
i really never wanted to do anything that 'badass' the only thing i could think of that i set as a goal that i never finished was to program something and i have a friend teaching me some C# and javascript.

>>560546158
>hmmm, druggie anon's what is heroin like?

I haven't taken any horse, the only thing mildly qualifying is tramadol (synthetic opioid) and codeine (a morphine prodrug), which are both opioids like heroin. I didn't like either of them. The only thing that happened to me was alternating between being awake and being drowsy/in a half sleep state. And a little bit nauseous, with some puking in between the sleep. The sleeping was pretty nice since the dreams were daydream quality. The puking I didn't mind while high. It was itching like hell as well though.

All in all, it was boring. A new experience which I am happy I did, but nothing I feel like trying again. I'll stick to psychadelics and dissociatives.

If heroin is anything like the opioids I've tried (I should add that the ones I've tried are the weak ones), you aren't missing out on much. Then again, people enjoy different highs. Some people love this shit. If you're curious about opioids, I bet you can get a hold of some oxycodone, which is among the stronger ones in medicinal use today.

>>560547886
when the air around you becomes slightly colder and almost un-noticeable, you will know i have passed

>>560533502
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtY2RC9mTbE

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>>560544049
right in the feels

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I'd probably kill myself if I was terminal. I like having the choice. Plus I figure it be less scary if I was in control the whole time.

But that's up to you.

Say bye to family and stuff. Maybe write a few pages reflecting your life and thoughts.

Have one last jack if you can

Not much else to do.

Sorry if you really are dying. Life isn't fair.

>>560530787
Try LSD

Sorry man to hear that. I would suggest to try out most of games in steam before you reach second week.

Hey, death is not scary at all. You might be lucky that your next lifetime that you might become millionaire or some shit like that.

>>560547908
If you have a talent and you know there's something you want to do with it, it's not too late. If there's a character in your head, a story, a song, anything.

Get. It. Out.
Somebody else might feel the way you do and be able to carry on with the plot or the character.

>>560530787
id say sit with ur fam watch a shit ton of movies enjoy company sorry to hear about u op good luck

>>560543185
how new are you?

hay guys im sorry to cut this short but im being moved outta the intensive care unit. if i can get wifi where im going ill be back, thanks for all the wise words and a few luls, best of luck everyone. and everyone doing bad in your life remember the darkness isn't so bad if you've never seen a light

>>560548928
id say sit with ur fam watch a shit ton of movies enjoy company sorry to hear about u op good luck

>>560544049
fuck you man i wasn't looking for some feels ;_;

>>560548928
fuck. Travel well op.

>>560548424
LSD makes you want to go out and explore. If you can't leave your bed, LSD will probably make you feel very uncomfortable and trap you in your mind. I wouldn't recommend it at this stage.

But OP, if you can get DMT (psychadelic) or ketamine (dissociative), you definitely should try it. DMT, contrary to LSD, gives insane hallucinations and only lasts around 15 min if I recall correctly. You may believe you're talking to god at one point, or aliens, up in space. LSD will only distort what you currently see and force you into mind loops. Ketamine may make you nauseous though and I don't know how that would fly considering the chemo you're on.

If you want to try psychadelics and you can't leave your bed, DMT is probably the best. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

>>560548928
They better give you wifi

>>560548928
Make a scene.

Demand a room with wifi.

Lol

>>560549431

LSD with Oculus RIft

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Op, here's a song to cheer to up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs

Also, Ausfag here, if I could man, I'd share some of my bud. I'm seventeen too, good luck man.

>>560549718
You can't feel the warm grass and sun on your skin through Oculus Rift. The senses that are important while tripping on acid are; sight, touch and hearing, the latter being less important. Not only visual which many believe.

>>560548928
Hire a super hot escort, the hottest one you cant find. Eat her pussy out, you have nothing to lose.

>>560530787
smoke weed

>>560530787
If you can make it to georgia anon lets sit together. Have a drink. Share a smoke. Talk about your life. Lets talk about all the great things thay have happened to you, lets talk about all the bad. I will try to help you through, and I promise youll be remembered

I'm off op, might catch up another day.

hay /b/ros im sorry to do this but imma end the thread for the day... im sorry

i was told to say something rememberible... the only thing i can think of is 'The darkness isn't that bad, well aslong as you've never seen a light'

>/thread

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idk if ur thing or not, but realistically speaking, since u cant seem to leave ur hospital, would u like some manga or anime recommendations? manga has always been a good source of feels

and if ur not kawii, then i implore u to read poetry. u may find solace or realize something new at this stage in ur life.

i salute you OP. hope you had your fair share of fun. I wish for you to not have the same lemming body as you did now the next time you respawn. I hope I get a chance to meet your respawned body because you seem like a pretty cool faggot. Anyway, I'm drinking this pint in honor of you.

>>560551335
What hospital are you at. Whats your first name
im going to come visit you

>>560544049
What the fuck?

If he was paralyzed from the waist down, why couldn't he play his gba? Was your brother a fucking monkey?

>>560551731
see
>>560533502

>>560530787
>inb4 travel im dying... i cant travel
why not? you some kind of pussy?

fucking do something with what pointless little life you have left. how about you ask yourself what that thing you always wanted to do is, then go do it. christ, why are you asking fucking /b/ of all places?