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Another power corruption thread. You can have any one power you
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI)
2014-08-04 03:17:49 Post No. 560515930
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:17:49 Post No. 560515930 [Report]
Another power corruption thread.
You can have any one power you desire.
BUT your first reply is the power's weakness.
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:21:30 Post No.560516416
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:21:30 Post No.560516416 [Report]
>>560515930
perfect anus
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:21:38 Post No.560516436
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:21:38 Post No.560516436 [Report]
Instant downloads of any anime at will
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Anonymous (ID: 6wuMJ7Wi) 2014-08-04 03:22:06 Post No.560516497
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Anonymous (ID: 6wuMJ7Wi) 2014-08-04 03:22:06 Post No.560516497 [Report]
Power of Mayonnaise Manipulation
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Anonymous (ID: jAgKsQo8) 2014-08-04 03:22:14 Post No.560516513
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Anonymous (ID: jAgKsQo8) 2014-08-04 03:22:14 Post No.560516513 [Report]
>>560515930
The power to have no weakness.
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:22:22 Post No.560516532
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:22:22 Post No.560516532 [Report]
>>560516436
but they are all Boku no Pico
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:22:31 Post No.560516556
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:22:31 Post No.560516556 [Report]
>>560516497
your power is activated only when 5 multicultural teenagers wearing magic rings all circlejerk each other to completion to summon you
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Anonymous (ID: 6wuMJ7Wi) 2014-08-04 03:23:10 Post No.560516643
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Anonymous (ID: 6wuMJ7Wi) 2014-08-04 03:23:10 Post No.560516643 [Report]
>>560516416
Anus located on your forehead
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:23:23 Post No.560516673
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:23:23 Post No.560516673 [Report]
>>560516513
But the only power is the power to draw perfect circles
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Anonymous (ID: uzvD0OWr) 2014-08-04 03:23:25 Post No.560516676
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Anonymous (ID: uzvD0OWr) 2014-08-04 03:23:25 Post No.560516676 [Report]
>>560516513
But you're gay
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:23:32 Post No.560516704
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:23:32 Post No.560516704 [Report]
>>560515930

the power of don't desire any power.
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:24:03 Post No.560516785
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:24:03 Post No.560516785 [Report]
>>560516704
But your penis is inside out 24/7
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:24:06 Post No.560516792
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>>560516643
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:24:31 Post No.560516840
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:24:31 Post No.560516840 [Report]
I can fly
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:24:34 Post No.560516848
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:24:34 Post No.560516848 [Report]
>>560516436

only the dubs one.
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Anonymous (ID: f0Xs7yLU) 2014-08-04 03:24:38 Post No.560516860
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Anonymous (ID: f0Xs7yLU) 2014-08-04 03:24:38 Post No.560516860 [Report]
>>560515930
I can absorb people's memories.
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Anonymous (ID: IL72Zj7d) 2014-08-04 03:24:40 Post No.560516862
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Anonymous (ID: IL72Zj7d) 2014-08-04 03:24:40 Post No.560516862 [Report]
>>560516436
But you're blind.
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Anonymous (ID: oIYe/l0D) 2014-08-04 03:24:45 Post No.560516880
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Anonymous (ID: oIYe/l0D) 2014-08-04 03:24:45 Post No.560516880 [Report]
>>560515930
the power to cum endlessly
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:24:49 Post No.560516886
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:24:49 Post No.560516886 [Report]
>>560516840
But only into large buildings
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Anonymous (ID: HBORZbXQ) 2014-08-04 03:24:57 Post No.560516903
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Anonymous (ID: HBORZbXQ) 2014-08-04 03:24:57 Post No.560516903 [Report]
>>560515930
The power to control my life force/ atoms at will, invincibly.
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Anonymous (ID: 6wuMJ7Wi) 2014-08-04 03:24:58 Post No.560516909
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>>560516556
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Anonymous (ID: YcWFxFGn) 2014-08-04 03:24:59 Post No.560516915
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Anonymous (ID: YcWFxFGn) 2014-08-04 03:24:59 Post No.560516915 [Report]
>>560516840
But you can't land
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:25:04 Post No.560516929
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:25:04 Post No.560516929 [Report]
>>560516840
but only in a plane
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Anonymous (ID: Cayebm+u) 2014-08-04 03:25:06 Post No.560516932
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Anonymous (ID: Cayebm+u) 2014-08-04 03:25:06 Post No.560516932 [Report]
>>560516673
That would be awesome tho
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Anonymous (ID: uqedagYi) 2014-08-04 03:25:16 Post No.560516957
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Anonymous (ID: uqedagYi) 2014-08-04 03:25:16 Post No.560516957 [Report]
the power for my penis to only become an unerect at will
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Anonymous (ID: TPvAY+A+) 2014-08-04 03:25:17 Post No.560516959
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Anonymous (ID: TPvAY+A+) 2014-08-04 03:25:17 Post No.560516959 [Report]
the power to make any person fall in love with you just by making eye contact

give me a cool weakness
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Anonymous (ID: /f9uk43s) 2014-08-04 03:25:34 Post No.560517001
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Anonymous (ID: /f9uk43s) 2014-08-04 03:25:34 Post No.560517001 [Report]
I can sustain myself with photosynthesis alone
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:25:38 Post No.560517019
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:25:38 Post No.560517019 [Report]
>>560516880

only blood
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Anonymous (ID: myAiBbjH) 2014-08-04 03:25:45 Post No.560517038
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Anonymous (ID: myAiBbjH) 2014-08-04 03:25:45 Post No.560517038 [Report]
Completely indestructible.
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:25:47 Post No.560517039
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:25:47 Post No.560517039 [Report]
>>560516880
But only in your own mouth
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:25:50 Post No.560517045
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:25:50 Post No.560517045 [Report]
>>560516860
but lose one of your own, for each of another's
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Anonymous (ID: 3A7tMFIS) 2014-08-04 03:25:52 Post No.560517059
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Anonymous (ID: 3A7tMFIS) 2014-08-04 03:25:52 Post No.560517059 [Report]
>>560516880
but only when alone
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:26:06 Post No.560517089
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:26:06 Post No.560517089 [Report]
>>560516959
aids
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:26:08 Post No.560517092
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Anonymous (ID: fWX/u3uw) 2014-08-04 03:26:08 Post No.560517092 [Report]
>>560516959
But only during Winter
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Anonymous (ID: xQ67+KLw) 2014-08-04 03:26:21 Post No.560517120
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Anonymous (ID: xQ67+KLw) 2014-08-04 03:26:21 Post No.560517120 [Report]
Instant high on any drug with the snap of a finger
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Anonymous (ID: TPvAY+A+) 2014-08-04 03:26:24 Post No.560517130
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Anonymous (ID: TPvAY+A+) 2014-08-04 03:26:24 Post No.560517130 [Report]
>>560516957
but you ejaculate immediately

captcha: stayus came
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Anonymous (ID: f0Xs7yLU) 2014-08-04 03:26:29 Post No.560517139
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Anonymous (ID: f0Xs7yLU) 2014-08-04 03:26:29 Post No.560517139 [Report]
>>560516513
You've undone yourself. You have no power.
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:26:31 Post No.560517147
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:26:31 Post No.560517147 [Report]
>>560516860
But cant hold any of your own
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Anonymous (ID: Cayebm+u) 2014-08-04 03:26:34 Post No.560517160
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Anonymous (ID: Cayebm+u) 2014-08-04 03:26:34 Post No.560517160 [Report]
>>560516880
Only from a male blowjob
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Anonymous (ID: 7CuUl6Du) 2014-08-04 03:26:38 Post No.560517172
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Anonymous (ID: 7CuUl6Du) 2014-08-04 03:26:38 Post No.560517172 [Report]
>>560517038

no dick and must be fucked in the ass by 200 men every day or lose the power
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:26:40 Post No.560517178
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:26:40 Post No.560517178 [Report]
>>560517001

You get the power of electricity manipulation
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Anonymous (ID: MOpgiAfO) 2014-08-04 03:26:42 Post No.560517181
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Anonymous (ID: MOpgiAfO) 2014-08-04 03:26:42 Post No.560517181 [Report]
I can rape anything without repercussions.
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:26:53 Post No.560517204
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:26:53 Post No.560517204 [Report]
>>560517120
You have no fingers
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:27:15 Post No.560517268
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:27:15 Post No.560517268 [Report]
>>560517181
But then you will get raped by what you raped.
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:27:31 Post No.560517298
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:27:31 Post No.560517298 [Report]
>>560517038
But obese enough to not be able to move
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Anonymous (ID: IL72Zj7d) 2014-08-04 03:27:36 Post No.560517315
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Anonymous (ID: IL72Zj7d) 2014-08-04 03:27:36 Post No.560517315 [Report]
>>560517038
Only while taking a shit.
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Anonymous (ID: /LB37au2) 2014-08-04 03:27:37 Post No.560517320
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Anonymous (ID: /LB37au2) 2014-08-04 03:27:37 Post No.560517320 [Report]
>>560516880
but not being able to end it
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Anonymous (ID: coH4TVI5) 2014-08-04 03:27:51 Post No.560517360
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Anonymous (ID: coH4TVI5) 2014-08-04 03:27:51 Post No.560517360 [Report]
the power to make people like me
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Anonymous (ID: MOpgiAfO) 2014-08-04 03:28:00 Post No.560517389
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Anonymous (ID: MOpgiAfO) 2014-08-04 03:28:00 Post No.560517389 [Report]
>>560517268
Is it really rape then?
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:28:04 Post No.560517396
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:28:04 Post No.560517396 [Report]
>>560515930
I always have the high ground
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:28:18 Post No.560517429
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:28:18 Post No.560517429 [Report]
can turn invisible
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Anonymous (ID: DknL36zN) 2014-08-04 03:28:22 Post No.560517438
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Anonymous (ID: DknL36zN) 2014-08-04 03:28:22 Post No.560517438 [Report]
I can do anything I want any time.
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Anonymous (ID: jn0V3t6i) 2014-08-04 03:28:28 Post No.560517457
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Anonymous (ID: jn0V3t6i) 2014-08-04 03:28:28 Post No.560517457 [Report]
>>560517001
But you're albino and can't be in the sun.
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:28:41 Post No.560517497
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:28:41 Post No.560517497 [Report]
complete mind control over any living creature
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:28:44 Post No.560517505
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:28:44 Post No.560517505 [Report]
>>560517360

but you can only meet them in internet
i like you anon
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:28:45 Post No.560517507
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:28:45 Post No.560517507 [Report]
>>560517360
They turn into Eliot Rodger
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:28:47 Post No.560517510
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:28:47 Post No.560517510 [Report]
I can actually be happy
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:28:53 Post No.560517520
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:28:53 Post No.560517520 [Report]
>>560517360
Only ever as a friend
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:28:56 Post No.560517527
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:28:56 Post No.560517527 [Report]
>>560517360
no weakness
i know that feel
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:29:00 Post No.560517540
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:29:00 Post No.560517540 [Report]
>>560517438

Except you no longer find joy in anything
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:29:02 Post No.560517541
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:29:02 Post No.560517541 [Report]
>>560517360
Only when their sleeping
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:29:03 Post No.560517549
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:29:03 Post No.560517549 [Report]
>>560517360

I'm I'm a good mood. You get laid at least 2 times a week.
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:29:03 Post No.560517550
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:29:03 Post No.560517550 [Report]
>>560517360

at first, then after they learn more about you they drift away.
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:29:06 Post No.560517564
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:29:06 Post No.560517564 [Report]
super speed
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Anonymous (ID: HBORZbXQ) 2014-08-04 03:29:11 Post No.560517581
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Anonymous (ID: HBORZbXQ) 2014-08-04 03:29:11 Post No.560517581 [Report]
>>560517429
Only while fingering asshole
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:29:19 Post No.560517591
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:29:19 Post No.560517591 [Report]
>>560517438
time is kill
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Anonymous (ID: Pep+QmQV) 2014-08-04 03:29:22 Post No.560517598
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Anonymous (ID: Pep+QmQV) 2014-08-04 03:29:22 Post No.560517598 [Report]
>>560517497
sometimes you are a nigger
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:29:25 Post No.560517609
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:29:25 Post No.560517609 [Report]
>>560517396
But you're always high.
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Anonymous (ID: jn0V3t6i) 2014-08-04 03:29:29 Post No.560517615
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Anonymous (ID: jn0V3t6i) 2014-08-04 03:29:29 Post No.560517615 [Report]
>>560517360
But you hate yourself.
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Anonymous (ID: IL72Zj7d) 2014-08-04 03:29:42 Post No.560517651
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Anonymous (ID: IL72Zj7d) 2014-08-04 03:29:42 Post No.560517651 [Report]
>>560517396
Only on volcanoes.
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:29:51 Post No.560517663
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:29:51 Post No.560517663 [Report]
Complete control of the internet
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Anonymous (ID: uqedagYi) 2014-08-04 03:29:52 Post No.560517665
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Anonymous (ID: uqedagYi) 2014-08-04 03:29:52 Post No.560517665 [Report]
>>560517497
except things that want to kill you
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Anonymous (ID: jAgKsQo8) 2014-08-04 03:29:53 Post No.560517670
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Anonymous (ID: jAgKsQo8) 2014-08-04 03:29:53 Post No.560517670 [Report]
>>560517581
kek
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:29:57 Post No.560517684
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:29:57 Post No.560517684 [Report]
>>560517564
You're a blue furfag with autism for eternity
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Anonymous (ID: g/07q2CF) 2014-08-04 03:29:58 Post No.560517687
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Anonymous (ID: g/07q2CF) 2014-08-04 03:29:58 Post No.560517687 [Report]
The power to instantly close any pools.
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:30:00 Post No.560517690
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:30:00 Post No.560517690 [Report]
The power to transform into anything my mind allows me to
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:30:05 Post No.560517701
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:30:05 Post No.560517701 [Report]
>>560517609
nice thank you based anon
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:30:18 Post No.560517728
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:30:18 Post No.560517728 [Report]
>>560517564
but only walking backwards
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Anonymous (ID: iBKeXZ7m) 2014-08-04 03:30:19 Post No.560517729
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Anonymous (ID: iBKeXZ7m) 2014-08-04 03:30:19 Post No.560517729 [Report]
>>560517510
But you're a whiny faggot.

That's not your weakness, i'm just letting you know that you're whiny faggot.
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:30:23 Post No.560517738
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:30:23 Post No.560517738 [Report]
>>560517598
HAHA, but i can mind control everyone into thinking im not a nigger, WHAT NOW
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:30:29 Post No.560517756
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:30:29 Post No.560517756 [Report]
>>560517690

comatose
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Anonymous (ID: jn0V3t6i) 2014-08-04 03:30:30 Post No.560517760
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Anonymous (ID: jn0V3t6i) 2014-08-04 03:30:30 Post No.560517760 [Report]
>>560517510
But everyone you encounter commits suicide.
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:30:36 Post No.560517774
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:30:36 Post No.560517774 [Report]
>>560517389
they will force something into your ass that you don't want
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:30:41 Post No.560517786
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:30:41 Post No.560517786 [Report]
>>560517663

Only tumblr
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:30:50 Post No.560517813
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:30:50 Post No.560517813 [Report]
>>560517549

by gay bears
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:30:51 Post No.560517818
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:30:51 Post No.560517818 [Report]
>>560517663

you have a shit connection
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Anonymous (ID: saGKKwkK) 2014-08-04 03:30:54 Post No.560517823
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Anonymous (ID: saGKKwkK) 2014-08-04 03:30:54 Post No.560517823 [Report]
power to completely control the flow and ebb of time (rewind, stop, fastforward, and dvr save implied)
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:30:58 Post No.560517837
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:30:58 Post No.560517837 [Report]
>>560517581
>mfw win win
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Anonymous (ID: Tn/KXqba) 2014-08-04 03:30:58 Post No.560517838
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Anonymous (ID: Tn/KXqba) 2014-08-04 03:30:58 Post No.560517838 [Report]
>>560517690
the only thing ever on your mind is fat fucking faggots
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Anonymous (ID: DknL36zN) 2014-08-04 03:31:00 Post No.560517849
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>>560517540
never did anyway, big win for me
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Anonymous (ID: Z3KX2wRZ) 2014-08-04 03:31:06 Post No.560517869
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Bend others to my will with a glance
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:31:06 Post No.560517873
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:31:06 Post No.560517873 [Report]
>>560517687
by shitting in them
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:31:11 Post No.560517880
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:31:11 Post No.560517880 [Report]
>>560517701
Try winning any duel that involves needing the high ground while you're fucking high. Off goes your head, and into a boiling pit of lava you fall.
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Anonymous (ID: vv6kmBsc) 2014-08-04 03:31:12 Post No.560517883
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Anonymous (ID: vv6kmBsc) 2014-08-04 03:31:12 Post No.560517883 [Report]
Ability to save us
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:31:19 Post No.560517902
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:31:19 Post No.560517902 [Report]
>>560517690

huge pores open up on your skin inducing tryptophobia
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:31:26 Post No.560517919
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:31:26 Post No.560517919 [Report]
>>560517823
But you're shitskin nigger
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:31:30 Post No.560517932
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:31:30 Post No.560517932 [Report]
>>560517823
completely invisible to anyone and anything, you are nothingness
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Anonymous (ID: i8EqtJ8r) 2014-08-04 03:31:33 Post No.560517941
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Anonymous (ID: i8EqtJ8r) 2014-08-04 03:31:33 Post No.560517941 [Report]
can live without eating food
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:31:35 Post No.560517945
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Anonymous (ID: TvejiTU6) 2014-08-04 03:31:35 Post No.560517945 [Report]
>>560517756
You fucking bastard
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:31:39 Post No.560517948
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:31:39 Post No.560517948 [Report]
>>560517869

Permanently crosseyed
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Anonymous (ID: iBKeXZ7m) 2014-08-04 03:31:39 Post No.560517949
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Anonymous (ID: iBKeXZ7m) 2014-08-04 03:31:39 Post No.560517949 [Report]
>>560517738
Yeah, but YOU know. You know...
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:31:55 Post No.560517986
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:31:55 Post No.560517986 [Report]
>>560517690

but you're a woman. so you can only transform into a dick-receiving orifice.
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:31:55 Post No.560517987
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:31:55 Post No.560517987 [Report]
The King of Russia
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:31:59 Post No.560518005
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:31:59 Post No.560518005 [Report]
>>560517869
buy you're blind
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Anonymous (ID: kX2r6Orz) 2014-08-04 03:32:14 Post No.560518031
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Anonymous (ID: kX2r6Orz) 2014-08-04 03:32:14 Post No.560518031 [Report]
>>560516903
But only when in prison
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:32:16 Post No.560518040
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:32:16 Post No.560518040 [Report]
>>560517987
but you have cancer
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:32:20 Post No.560518051
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:32:20 Post No.560518051 [Report]
>>560517941
Always feel hungry
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:32:21 Post No.560518054
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:32:21 Post No.560518054 [Report]
>>560517880
um high ground
>get a load of this guy jpg
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:32:25 Post No.560518065
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>>560517389
If you put it that way, you have the power to sex anything. Easy with the horses, boy.
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:32:31 Post No.560518080
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:32:31 Post No.560518080 [Report]
>>560517987
but it's cold in russia
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Anonymous (ID: USpZoDz4) 2014-08-04 03:32:50 Post No.560518119
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Anonymous (ID: USpZoDz4) 2014-08-04 03:32:50 Post No.560518119 [Report]
>>560517987
Get fucked by Putin Hourly.
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:33:01 Post No.560518142
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:33:01 Post No.560518142 [Report]
>>560517941
must drink piss instead
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Anonymous (ID: Pep+QmQV) 2014-08-04 03:33:02 Post No.560518145
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Anonymous (ID: Pep+QmQV) 2014-08-04 03:33:02 Post No.560518145 [Report]
>>560517941
but you don't have eyes
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Anonymous (ID: +ujB18cJ) 2014-08-04 03:33:13 Post No.560518172
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Anonymous (ID: +ujB18cJ) 2014-08-04 03:33:13 Post No.560518172 [Report]
can always roll dubs
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:33:14 Post No.560518174
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:33:14 Post No.560518174 [Report]
>>560517883

you die in the process
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:33:24 Post No.560518196
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:33:24 Post No.560518196 [Report]
Best Dancer in the Universe
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:33:49 Post No.560518269
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:33:49 Post No.560518269 [Report]
>>560518172
have to kill yourself if you do
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:34:02 Post No.560518293
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:34:02 Post No.560518293 [Report]
can call aquatic life to my aid
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:34:08 Post No.560518318
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:34:08 Post No.560518318 [Report]
>>560518172
someone gets trips right after
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:34:10 Post No.560518323
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:34:10 Post No.560518323 [Report]
>>560518196
But you have no legs, you mentally challenged trout.
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:34:10 Post No.560518324
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:34:10 Post No.560518324 [Report]
>>560518196

except for earth
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:34:15 Post No.560518332
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:34:15 Post No.560518332 [Report]
>>560518172
But only in trap threads
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:34:15 Post No.560518334
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:34:15 Post No.560518334 [Report]
>>560518172

posts always get deleted
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Anonymous (ID: kX2r6Orz) 2014-08-04 03:34:27 Post No.560518363
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Anonymous (ID: kX2r6Orz) 2014-08-04 03:34:27 Post No.560518363 [Report]
>>560518196
Only when dancing with old folks
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:34:27 Post No.560518364
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:34:27 Post No.560518364 [Report]
>>560518196
White, so you cant dance anyways
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Anonymous (ID: l+UzaUR/) 2014-08-04 03:34:30 Post No.560518375
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Anonymous (ID: l+UzaUR/) 2014-08-04 03:34:30 Post No.560518375 [Report]
>>560515930
Can shape shift into anything I can imagine an can actually transform into while follow laws of conservation.
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:34:35 Post No.560518386
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:34:35 Post No.560518386 [Report]
Can control matter at will
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:34:35 Post No.560518390
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:34:35 Post No.560518390 [Report]
>>560518172
Patrick Bateman takes smelly dumps in your toilet every time.
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:35:00 Post No.560518451
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:35:00 Post No.560518451 [Report]
>>560518172

just in the time part also nice 33
>04:33:13
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:35:00 Post No.560518453
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I become a super genius who can create anything I want, even antidotes to destroy weaknesses and serums to create powers.
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Anonymous (ID: saGKKwkK) 2014-08-04 03:35:01 Post No.560518456
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Anonymous (ID: saGKKwkK) 2014-08-04 03:35:01 Post No.560518456 [Report]
>>560518196
but only social dances like yeet or naenae
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:35:09 Post No.560518473
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:35:09 Post No.560518473 [Report]
>>560518293
only works in the desert
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:35:11 Post No.560518475
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:35:11 Post No.560518475 [Report]
>>560518375
only capable of imagining a fleshlight
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:35:18 Post No.560518487
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:35:18 Post No.560518487 [Report]
>>560518293
You live on planet Mercury.
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:35:17 Post No.560518489
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:35:17 Post No.560518489 [Report]
In space no one can here me scream
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:35:22 Post No.560518497
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:35:22 Post No.560518497 [Report]
invulnerable to bodily harm and aging
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Anonymous (ID: i8EqtJ8r) 2014-08-04 03:35:33 Post No.560518529
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Anonymous (ID: i8EqtJ8r) 2014-08-04 03:35:33 Post No.560518529 [Report]
>>560518051
thats a good one 9/10
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Anonymous (ID: ixTjqna/) 2014-08-04 03:35:34 Post No.560518535
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Anonymous (ID: ixTjqna/) 2014-08-04 03:35:34 Post No.560518535 [Report]
Infinite cheddar.
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:35:35 Post No.560518536
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:35:35 Post No.560518536 [Report]
>>560518453

Everyone convinced they will get autism from it
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Anonymous (ID: Z3KX2wRZ) 2014-08-04 03:35:37 Post No.560518540
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Anonymous (ID: Z3KX2wRZ) 2014-08-04 03:35:37 Post No.560518540 [Report]
>>560517823
all the time manipulation also affects you.
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:35:39 Post No.560518546
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:35:39 Post No.560518546 [Report]
Turn land whales into 10/10s
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Anonymous (ID: vv6kmBsc) 2014-08-04 03:35:39 Post No.560518548
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Anonymous (ID: vv6kmBsc) 2014-08-04 03:35:39 Post No.560518548 [Report]
>>560518174
Dude that's fucking awesome
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:35:42 Post No.560518561
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:35:42 Post No.560518561 [Report]
>>560518375
But only you can see the transformations while everyone else only see how you normal are.
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:35:44 Post No.560518562
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:35:44 Post No.560518562 [Report]
>>560518453
only works on saturdays between 2-3 am
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Anonymous (ID: Pep+QmQV) 2014-08-04 03:35:44 Post No.560518564
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Anonymous (ID: Pep+QmQV) 2014-08-04 03:35:44 Post No.560518564 [Report]
Power to turn other peoples ears into broccoli
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:35:45 Post No.560518567
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:35:45 Post No.560518567 [Report]
am a mod
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:35:53 Post No.560518583
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:35:53 Post No.560518583 [Report]
>>560518375
everyone else will always view you as a giant dildo no matter what you actually are
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:35:58 Post No.560518591
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:35:58 Post No.560518591 [Report]
>>560518375

all your friends are niggers
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Anonymous (ID: DZeFZiwY) 2014-08-04 03:36:06 Post No.560518618
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Anonymous (ID: DZeFZiwY) 2014-08-04 03:36:06 Post No.560518618 [Report]
>>560517823

But only for one second of perceived time per day.
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:36:12 Post No.560518635
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:36:12 Post No.560518635 [Report]
>>560518497
desperately suicidal
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Anonymous (ID: l+UzaUR/) 2014-08-04 03:36:15 Post No.560518649
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>>560518475
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:36:16 Post No.560518656
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:36:16 Post No.560518656 [Report]
>>560518497

just from the exterior
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:36:19 Post No.560518662
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:36:19 Post No.560518662 [Report]
>>560518497
1 foot tall
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Anonymous (ID: MLxqTVxq) 2014-08-04 03:36:27 Post No.560518678
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Anonymous (ID: MLxqTVxq) 2014-08-04 03:36:27 Post No.560518678 [Report]
>>560516957
Forever
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:36:41 Post No.560518701
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:36:41 Post No.560518701 [Report]
>>560518535
can't use any of it
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Anonymous (ID: NZskdS34) 2014-08-04 03:36:48 Post No.560518727
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Anonymous (ID: NZskdS34) 2014-08-04 03:36:48 Post No.560518727 [Report]
Fucking psychokinesis
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:36:51 Post No.560518732
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:36:51 Post No.560518732 [Report]
>>560518497
Super severe depression. Constantly feel an overwhelming need to suicide
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:36:54 Post No.560518740
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Anonymous (ID: Or198clG) 2014-08-04 03:36:54 Post No.560518740 [Report]
>>560518564
but yours turn in to corn


heh. get it
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:36:59 Post No.560518747
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:36:59 Post No.560518747 [Report]
>>560518548

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEELLLLL
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:37:02 Post No.560518756
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:37:02 Post No.560518756 [Report]
Create an endless supply of perfect bacon
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Anonymous (ID: ixTjqna/) 2014-08-04 03:37:03 Post No.560518758
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Anonymous (ID: ixTjqna/) 2014-08-04 03:37:03 Post No.560518758 [Report]
>>560518701

fuck
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:37:07 Post No.560518770
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:37:07 Post No.560518770 [Report]
>>560518497
complete butterface
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Anonymous (ID: aPPmRbW0) 2014-08-04 03:37:08 Post No.560518772
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Anonymous (ID: aPPmRbW0) 2014-08-04 03:37:08 Post No.560518772 [Report]
Power to roll dubs trips quads at will
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:37:13 Post No.560518786
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:37:13 Post No.560518786 [Report]
Can wear a fedora without looking like a pretentious douchebag
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:37:13 Post No.560518789
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:37:13 Post No.560518789 [Report]
>>560518567
are faggot
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:37:18 Post No.560518805
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:37:18 Post No.560518805 [Report]
>>560518567

you are redwood
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:37:31 Post No.560518836
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>>560518567
You are always OP
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:37:33 Post No.560518838
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:37:33 Post No.560518838 [Report]
>>560518567
>You're assigned only to /mlp/
>Let the trolls win and you are fired.
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:37:39 Post No.560518851
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:37:39 Post No.560518851 [Report]
>>560518535
Grow allergies to all cheeses
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:37:39 Post No.560518852
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:37:39 Post No.560518852 [Report]
>>560515930
to never be unhappy
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:37:41 Post No.560518858
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:37:41 Post No.560518858 [Report]
But it really itches your scalp.
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:37:42 Post No.560518860
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:37:42 Post No.560518860 [Report]
>>560518635
damn that's a good one
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:37:43 Post No.560518865
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The power to not have any powers.
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:37:51 Post No.560518885
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Anonymous (ID: tnpnQA2H) 2014-08-04 03:37:51 Post No.560518885 [Report]
>>560518756
You are a muslim
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Anonymous (ID: /egxozbq) 2014-08-04 03:37:50 Post No.560518886
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Anonymous (ID: /egxozbq) 2014-08-04 03:37:50 Post No.560518886 [Report]
>>560515930
people think i am god
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:37:52 Post No.560518889
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:37:52 Post No.560518889 [Report]
>>560518546
They transform after you fuck them
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Anonymous (ID: l+UzaUR/) 2014-08-04 03:37:53 Post No.560518895
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Anonymous (ID: l+UzaUR/) 2014-08-04 03:37:53 Post No.560518895 [Report]
>>560518561
Then I wouldn't be transforming.
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:37:59 Post No.560518916
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:37:59 Post No.560518916 [Report]
>>560518567

am a faggot
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:38:06 Post No.560518931
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:38:06 Post No.560518931 [Report]
>>560518786

Actually are pretentious douchebag, despite looks
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:38:08 Post No.560518936
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:38:08 Post No.560518936 [Report]
>>560518546
only attract butter faces
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:38:19 Post No.560518959
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:38:19 Post No.560518959 [Report]
>>560518756

You know what, I'm not even giving this one a weakness. You win.
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:38:20 Post No.560518964
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:38:20 Post No.560518964 [Report]
>>560518865
except you have the power to die, nerd
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:38:24 Post No.560518971
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>>560518174

holy shit. you made him jesus.

you win internet.
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Anonymous (ID: Z3KX2wRZ) 2014-08-04 03:38:28 Post No.560518981
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Anonymous (ID: Z3KX2wRZ) 2014-08-04 03:38:28 Post No.560518981 [Report]
>>560518386
only works in the vacuum of space.
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:38:28 Post No.560518982
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:38:28 Post No.560518982 [Report]
>>560518756
You only like sausage
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Anonymous (ID: EQF2I6Af) 2014-08-04 03:38:38 Post No.560519012
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Anonymous (ID: EQF2I6Af) 2014-08-04 03:38:38 Post No.560519012 [Report]
invisibility
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:38:40 Post No.560519018
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:38:40 Post No.560519018 [Report]
>>560518865
everyone in the world is full-on retard
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Anonymous (ID: Pep+QmQV) 2014-08-04 03:38:42 Post No.560519020
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>>560518740
fucking christ I knew it
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:38:42 Post No.560519023
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:38:42 Post No.560519023 [Report]
>>560518858
this was meant for
>>560518786
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:38:44 Post No.560519028
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:38:44 Post No.560519028 [Report]
>>560518727
can only move objects that are 1 lb or lighter
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:38:52 Post No.560519052
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:38:52 Post No.560519052 [Report]
>>560518865
Except your own
Wut
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Anonymous (ID: skp2WhB0) 2014-08-04 03:39:02 Post No.560519082
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Anonymous (ID: skp2WhB0) 2014-08-04 03:39:02 Post No.560519082 [Report]
>>560516532
>>560516532
bullshit, he said Any, anime, and every anime isn't boku no pico
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Anonymous (ID: 2i+dU3rJ) 2014-08-04 03:39:08 Post No.560519091
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Anonymous (ID: 2i+dU3rJ) 2014-08-04 03:39:08 Post No.560519091 [Report]
>>560518756

The bacon come endlessly out of your mouth, and you can never eat any.
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Anonymous (ID: NZskdS34) 2014-08-04 03:39:15 Post No.560519102
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Anonymous (ID: NZskdS34) 2014-08-04 03:39:15 Post No.560519102 [Report]
>>560519028
you fuck
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:39:19 Post No.560519119
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:39:19 Post No.560519119 [Report]
>>560518772
Die at your closest age of dubs
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:39:21 Post No.560519121
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:39:21 Post No.560519121 [Report]
>>560518727
only works on your own anus
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Anonymous (ID: oiYq9Euj) 2014-08-04 03:39:26 Post No.560519137
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Anonymous (ID: oiYq9Euj) 2014-08-04 03:39:26 Post No.560519137 [Report]
flying
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:39:29 Post No.560519145
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Anonymous (ID: 3mzxholU) 2014-08-04 03:39:29 Post No.560519145 [Report]
>>560519012
You just want to be noticed
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:39:31 Post No.560519153
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:39:31 Post No.560519153 [Report]
>>560519012

can't see shit when invisible, because the light rays just pass right through your now invisible eyes
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Anonymous (ID: kaWKsdAr) 2014-08-04 03:39:39 Post No.560519171
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Anonymous (ID: kaWKsdAr) 2014-08-04 03:39:39 Post No.560519171 [Report]
THE ABILITY TO BECOME MOOT AND CONTROL HIM
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:39:40 Post No.560519173
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:39:40 Post No.560519173 [Report]
>>560519012
>invisibility

underwater only.
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:39:44 Post No.560519184
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:39:44 Post No.560519184 [Report]
power to grant powers
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:39:44 Post No.560519185
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:39:44 Post No.560519185 [Report]
>>560519012
Your body lets off a really annoying hum while invisible.
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:39:50 Post No.560519208
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:39:50 Post No.560519208 [Report]
>>560518756
Adopt Judaism and refuse to eat pork
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Anonymous (ID: DPiGQxIZ) 2014-08-04 03:39:59 Post No.560519227
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Anonymous (ID: DPiGQxIZ) 2014-08-04 03:39:59 Post No.560519227 [Report]
The power to turn into moot at will
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:40:04 Post No.560519243
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:40:04 Post No.560519243 [Report]
The power to kill any nigger you set eyes on
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:40:04 Post No.560519245
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:40:04 Post No.560519245 [Report]
>>560519137
into buildings
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Anonymous (ID: u78o3jb0) 2014-08-04 03:40:09 Post No.560519259
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Anonymous (ID: u78o3jb0) 2014-08-04 03:40:09 Post No.560519259 [Report]
Teleportation.
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:40:15 Post No.560519278
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Anonymous (ID: CWuPXNgJ) 2014-08-04 03:40:15 Post No.560519278 [Report]
>>560518886
everyone is atheist
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Anonymous (ID: ixTjqna/) 2014-08-04 03:40:16 Post No.560519279
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Anonymous (ID: ixTjqna/) 2014-08-04 03:40:16 Post No.560519279 [Report]
power to always achieve GETs
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:40:22 Post No.560519296
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:40:22 Post No.560519296 [Report]
>>560519171

you get banned
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:40:23 Post No.560519304
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End Racism
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:40:41 Post No.560519349
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:40:41 Post No.560519349 [Report]
>>560518489
power corruption: you're the richest man in the world
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Anonymous (ID: pBpemEt2) 2014-08-04 03:40:41 Post No.560519352
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Anonymous (ID: pBpemEt2) 2014-08-04 03:40:41 Post No.560519352 [Report]
Power to turn every fatlard into a fit person on sight
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:40:42 Post No.560519357
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:40:42 Post No.560519357 [Report]
>>560518772
every thread you post in instantly 404's
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:40:48 Post No.560519369
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Anonymous (ID: k+qtw6gr) 2014-08-04 03:40:48 Post No.560519369 [Report]
>>560519304

by turning everyone black
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:40:51 Post No.560519380
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:40:51 Post No.560519380 [Report]
>>560519243
Can never look in the mirror because you're actually half black.
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Anonymous (ID: DPiGQxIZ) 2014-08-04 03:41:00 Post No.560519404
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Anonymous (ID: DPiGQxIZ) 2014-08-04 03:41:00 Post No.560519404 [Report]
>>560519243
But you also become a nigger
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Anonymous (ID: HBORZbXQ) 2014-08-04 03:41:04 Post No.560519412
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Anonymous (ID: HBORZbXQ) 2014-08-04 03:41:04 Post No.560519412 [Report]
>>560518865
Have the power, to have the power, not to have powers.
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:41:16 Post No.560519437
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Anonymous (ID: FpquHxGU) 2014-08-04 03:41:16 Post No.560519437 [Report]
>>560519259
But you end up 15 feet in the air wherever you go and fall hard on your head everytime
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:41:22 Post No.560519450
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:41:22 Post No.560519450 [Report]
>>560519304

turn into a nigger
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:41:24 Post No.560519454
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Anonymous (ID: OBvhqhNL) 2014-08-04 03:41:24 Post No.560519454 [Report]
>>560519352
The opposite happens when anyone sees you.
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Anonymous (ID: kaWKsdAr) 2014-08-04 03:41:30 Post No.560519467
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Anonymous (ID: kaWKsdAr) 2014-08-04 03:41:30 Post No.560519467 [Report]
>>560519304

You are a slaveowner
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:41:33 Post No.560519475
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:41:33 Post No.560519475 [Report]
Accurate as fuck with firearms
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:41:35 Post No.560519480
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:41:35 Post No.560519480 [Report]
>>560519137
Have unending urge to crap on everyone's cars
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Anonymous (ID: isKycBOV) 2014-08-04 03:41:35 Post No.560519481
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Anonymous (ID: isKycBOV) 2014-08-04 03:41:35 Post No.560519481 [Report]
>>560515930


Ability to become a gigantic beetle at will
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:41:36 Post No.560519483
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:41:36 Post No.560519483 [Report]
>>560519352
Only by absorbing their fat
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:41:43 Post No.560519496
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:41:43 Post No.560519496 [Report]
>>560518852
can never be happy
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:41:43 Post No.560519501
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Anonymous (ID: OeaySXCI) 2014-08-04 03:41:43 Post No.560519501 [Report]
>>560518964
fuck
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Anonymous (ID: vv6kmBsc) 2014-08-04 03:41:45 Post No.560519505
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Anonymous (ID: vv6kmBsc) 2014-08-04 03:41:45 Post No.560519505 [Report]
>>560518747
TOO MUCH GAY I CAN'T MY SON NOT YET! BELIEEEEEEVE!
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Anonymous (ID: LtpyFuGf) 2014-08-04 03:41:45 Post No.560519508
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Anonymous (ID: LtpyFuGf) 2014-08-04 03:41:45 Post No.560519508 [Report]
>>560519243
You literally have to set your eyes on them
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:41:47 Post No.560519513
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:41:47 Post No.560519513 [Report]
power to channel thoughts to
become reality
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-08-04 03:42:10 Post No.560519572
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-08-04 03:42:10 Post No.560519572 [Report]
>>560519184
You masturbate to obama 24/7.
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:42:14 Post No.560519584
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:42:14 Post No.560519584 [Report]
>>560515930
everytime I die I'm reborn as a pair of chloes panties
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:42:15 Post No.560519589
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:42:15 Post No.560519589 [Report]
>>560519475
But you're a felon and not legally allowed to own any.
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:42:25 Post No.560519614
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Anonymous (ID: FW17wgVt) 2014-08-04 03:42:25 Post No.560519614 [Report]
>>560519475
Only at public schools
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Anonymous (ID: R+3H6CB1) 2014-08-04 03:42:27 Post No.560519619
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Anonymous (ID: R+3H6CB1) 2014-08-04 03:42:27 Post No.560519619 [Report]
>>560519513
You can only channel anime girls

Power to solve any problem with a catchy dance number.
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:42:35 Post No.560519643
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Anonymous (ID: uA8Rvs0s) 2014-08-04 03:42:35 Post No.560519643 [Report]
>>560519475

Literal arms of fire
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:42:48 Post No.560519681
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:42:48 Post No.560519681 [Report]
>>560519481
japanese people chase yo uwith nets whenever you transform
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:42:49 Post No.560519684
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>>560519614
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Anonymous (ID: Z3KX2wRZ) 2014-08-04 03:42:53 Post No.560519698
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Anonymous (ID: Z3KX2wRZ) 2014-08-04 03:42:53 Post No.560519698 [Report]
>>560519184
the only power you can grant is AIDS.
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Anonymous (ID: R6u1f97T) 2014-08-04 03:43:02 Post No.560519720
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Anonymous (ID: R6u1f97T) 2014-08-04 03:43:02 Post No.560519720 [Report]
>>560519513
u turn black
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:43:06 Post No.560519732
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:43:06 Post No.560519732 [Report]
>>560519513
Lose the ability to reason after more than one use daily
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:43:26 Post No.560519785
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Anonymous (ID: JEQ4bhBI) 2014-08-04 03:43:26 Post No.560519785 [Report]
>>560519496
I would have said, everyone was unhappy around me and I was aware of it
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:43:26 Post No.560519789
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Anonymous (ID: eZbjiwnJ) 2014-08-04 03:43:26 Post No.560519789 [Report]
>>560519589
>legally
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Anonymous (ID: tgnS0Vt0) 2014-08-04 03:43:34 Post No.560519809
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>>560519614
heh
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Anonymous (ID: vufNHip+) 2014-08-04 03:43:35 Post No.560519812
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Anonymous (ID: vufNHip+) 2014-08-04 03:43:35 Post No.560519812 [Report]
Mind control
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:43:37 Post No.560519818
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Anonymous (ID: RMq+YPt1) 2014-08-04 03:43:37 Post No.560519818 [Report]
>>560519584
Buuuuut youre gay now
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:43:50 Post No.560519854
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Anonymous (ID: g4tWYN0h) 2014-08-04 03:43:50 Post No.560519854 [Report]
The power of telekinesis.
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:43:51 Post No.560519862
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Anonymous (ID: ty2vc0t6) 2014-08-04 03:43:51 Post No.560519862 [Report]
>>560519184
only works on people with less than a minute to live
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:43:56 Post No.560519876
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Anonymous (ID: cAv3uxzk) 2014-08-04 03:43:56 Post No.560519876 [Report]
>>560519619
are a faggot
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:44:12 Post No.560519923
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Anonymous (ID: fMnD6v3t) 2014-08-04 03:44:12 Post No.560519923 [Report]
>>560519812
>Buuuuut youre gay now

of gays only
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:44:14 Post No.560519929
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Anonymous (ID: 4JJyj1SQ) 2014-08-04 03:44:14 Post No.560519929 [Report]
>>560519812

only to your own mother
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:44:21 Post No.560519950
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Anonymous (ID: Y0s28+h8) 2014-08-04 03:44:21 Post No.560519950 [Report]
>>560519812
Can only control the minds of retards
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Anonymous (ID: R6u1f97T) 2014-08-04 03:44:27 Post No.560519965
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Anonymous (ID: R6u1f97T) 2014-08-04 03:44:27 Post No.560519965 [Report]
>>560519584
but only washed and unworn ones
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:44:30 Post No.560519976
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Anonymous (ID: xNu01dmi) 2014-08-04 03:44:30 Post No.560519976 [Report]
>>560519812

only your mind
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