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Bamp
Dafaq guys
>>559971058
Timestamp says 7/8/14
It's currently 7/31/14
Faggot
>>559973158
You're an idiot
/thread
Shave that hairy shit coming from her ass OP
>>559974057
thats a 1, its the first of august
>>559974150
thats from her unddies
Shave her ass ..
>>559974057
that was europian time, if you want proofs i'll give ya
+
why isn't my thread on the catalog?
>>559975074
take a close look, its from her underwear..
>>559971058
fuck her in the ass
shove a banana up her pussy
shave her head
piss on her head
>>559976084
reroll
wake her up with a cumshot in the face
>>559976213
reroll
>>559976084
going to reroll until i get it
reroll
>>559976373
no more rerolls faggot!
be creative
>>559976512
>>559976084
NO
re fucking roll
>>559976601
i will just ignore you from now on fucktard
Fuck her and post vid?
spread peanutbutter on her back and leave it go to sleep.
pic of your cock resting on her face
fuck her with honey as lube in the anus
sharpie in pooper, is this even a question?
livestream with chateen or something you waking her up by fucking her
>>559974493
it's not the first of august, so there's that
draw a penis on her face and put a sharpie in her pooper
kill her
just do something i guess.
>>559977840
reroll
>>559977809
rerollin
>>559977537
Good enough?
just fuck her and post the video already
>>559977814
It is the first of August, so there's that
>>559977814
It is here dumbass
>>559977983
why the fuck is there hair on your dick
>>559977983
well done
rolling for 28 to cum on her face
Poop on her.
>>559978290
some guys have hairs growing on the shaft, not me though. its common for really hairy guys
also reroll for the fuck her and post vid thingy
>>559971058
wake her up and
>>559977983
>hair literally all the way up to the head of your penis
what the fuck? do you have a really small dick, or does the hair just grow like that?
>>559977809
rerolling live
>>559978290
Real men have dicks completely covered in hair. Full shaft and head.
I am from Iran
facial
>>559976084
Reroll
sharpie in pooper
cum on that face
>>559971058
lets see a dick in that ass
sharpie in pooper reroll
>>559971058
Start fucking her and scream you mom's name when you cum.
>>559978861
Reroll
Shit in a sandwich bag and hit her in the face repeatedly
wake her up by singing Dr. Zaius
Shove her off of the bed.
>>559971058
Dick in the pooper.
>>559971058
Sharpie in the pooper
Cum in her ear
shave a swastika onto her head (be quick, she probably wont like it (or will she?))
>>559978931
rell
show her spread ass
Invite your neighbor over and let him start fucking her.
>>559978947
Re roll
>>559979162
reroll
Cum on her cheek pls
0P here,
I can't live stream and probably won't cum on her or wake fuck... Unless you get 28 without rerolls
Let's get the funny shit going
cum on her face so i can jerk off to it
>>559979328
OP ARE YOU SHITTING ME
Cum in hair
>>559971058
stop bothering her and let her have a proper rest
>>559979328
you fucking nigger op, give us a single digit now
>>559979328
Fuck...
>>559979328
different ID
>>559979328
>>559979328
goddamn it nigger
>>559979328
shit on tits
Hard smack in the face
>>559979628
Winrar
play the intro to Hot for Teacher on her teats
rape her
anal cream pie
>>559979628
thank the lord winrar
>>559979515
He is in incognito mode and backed out and re entered the thread
>>559975576
This
>>559979628
winrar
Shit right in her ear. If you can't shit, just piss in her ear, and film it.
>>559979628
deliver right fucking now, op, you faggot
>>559979628
winrar is discover
Pussy shot
Shove dick in mouth???
Wake her with a dick in the ass
>>559979628
winrar
>>559979680
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyMQLrnbBgE
>>559979728
WINRAR
>>559971058
Jam your fist up your own ass then wake her up and demand that she kicks you in the elbow as hard as she can. You dumb faggot.
>>559979628
why didin't you say ' anal cream pie '
i hate you
>>559979893
>>559979728
>>559979628
double winrar all the way across /b/
>>559979628
>>559971058
will OP deliver? lets find out
>>559980120
Doubt it
>>559974057
not sure if troll
draw a funny face on her nip in permanent marker.
just take her panties off, OP. it's obvious you aren't going to do anything extreme.
come on op
>>559980371
probably just retarded
ayyy
Piss on her head.
piss on her
>>559971058
Take of panties and fuck her
>>559977983
yo u got hair on your shaft?
Since you're too much of a pussy to smack her, wake her up to a nice breakfast or something. But make sure you cum in it first
>>559980954
>take of panties
>take of
>of
>>559981028
Ayy
shave your disgusting dick hairs and sprinkle them all over her body
>>559981050
god
fucking
dammit
>>559981028
Do it.
Tounge punch her fartbox
>>559981109
reroll
>>559971058
piss in ass
>>559971058
Give her asscheeks a good squeeze while motorboating them
>>559979434
>>559981109
Re roll
>>559981109
rerollin
>>559977983
HAHAHHAHAAHAHHA
small dick
>>559976084
rolling to infinite and beyond
>>559971058
facial
28 get
Fuck her and stick ur finger up her ass
>>559979328
nuts on her head pleas
>>559981109
rollin again
>>559979328
cum on her now pencildick.
>>559971058
Fuck these suggestions, you should do something really scary.
Marry her.
Wake her up and tell her what a beautiful person she is
>>559979628
winrar
>>559977983
There is fucking hair on your shaft? wtf dude
how is she still with you
That's my cousin OP! pls continue
Just take off the panties and show us her cooch
>>559979628
>>559981028
Damn it faggots. Why not choose something he can actually take a picture off. Slap requires vid and you know his ass isn't making any damn food
Fuck her right in the pussy.
>>559976084
roll
push your balls in her eyes
>>559981646
I have a bit of isolated hair on the bottom side that can be shaved easily to where it can't be seen. Not the top and to that extent though.
>>559971058
EMPTY TOILET PAPER ROLL INSERTED INTO VAGINA
sharpie un her pooper + creampie
>>559981109
Doing it.
Also, GET
>>559977983
what the actual hell why is there so much fucking hair on the shaft? that's repulsive
cum on her ass chick. that wont wake her
28 get
sharpie in pooper
pour maple syrup into her hair
>>559971058
You should be advised that spread butt cheeks are now mandatory. Thank you for your compliance.
>>559976084
rolling for this
Show her pussy.
>put some blankets on her
>shut off the lights
>get in bed and cuddle with her
fuck ass no lube
OP YOU ARE A GLORIOUS FAGGOT AND YOU WON'T DELIVER SHIT.
WITH YOUR SMALL DICK YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE A GF.
ITT: NIGGERS
Cook her a nice meal and tell her how pretty she is. PS, the secret ingredient is cum.
tape her to the bed and flip the bed over
>>559981965
roll
>>559971058
You should be advised that spread butt cheeks are now mandatory. Thank you for your cooperation.
creampie
get a box of cereal
pour the box of cereal all over her while jumping on the bed and singing a weird al song
how old is she?
>>559982030
REROOOOOOOOOOL
spill hot coffee on her
Wake her up and ask her if she wants to marry you
draw a hitler on her face
shit on face
Spread out her pussy and take a pic.
Put a doughnut on the small of her back.
>>559977814
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
do you also think it is the same time all over the flat earth?
i call amerifag
Put her hand in warm water.
put your foot in her mouth
Make her some bacon and eggs for breakfast
>implying OP will deliver
>>559979328
put your dick in her hand
Wake her up and take a picture of her reading this thread
put a carrot in her twat
Remove her eyes from the sockets. Put her left eye in her right socket and the right one in the left socket. It takes a crane to get them out.
Give her a blanket so she's more comfortable
Op never delivrars
Let someone from /b/ come over and fuck her
>>559982337
it isnt the 31st in only america dumbass. actually only 1/3 of america is in july right now.
>>559982497
roll
rape her
slap her face with cock until she wakes up
continue for rest of night.
3363
Fuck her right in...the asshole
Cover her!
Its a damn cold night.
>>559982514
OP DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
PUT IT IN HER ASS NO LUBE FAGGOT
anal fisting
ever just sit around, wishing you were allowed to rape people?
OP, stop toying with us an get on with the show faggot.
>>559982631
re-rolling
>>559982654
Reroll
post face
>>559981126
Samefag talking to himself
>>559982582
not the reason i called it.
it was based on the predisposition for amerifags to be solely concerned with themselves and murricaaaaaaaa
>implying i care about timezones in a country with canada for a hat
fist her. fist her hard
>>559982727
stick as many sharpies right in her pussy as you can and let her wake up to that
OP has split
>>559977809
Saus
Sauz
Saws
Sauce
Tomato paste (sauce)
>>559982520
Kek, I love you anon
>>559982810
>implying anyone cares about your europoor opinions
-Sincerely, ausfag
eat her ass
>>559978931
spoken like a true virgin
>>559981126
>>559982778
samefag still talking to himself
creampie 28get
Cum in her ear.
>>559982810
im an amerifag and am quite knowledgeable of other countries. you are basing off of a stereotype.
>>559982896
I'm in Melbourne dumbkhunt
Fuck the fuck outta her fucking asshole you fucking faggot.
Expose the anus
>>559982727
Why do people like you exist?
>>559974057
It says 1/8/14 you idiot
>>559971058
Shit on her
pee on her, and when she wakes up and sees you peeing, pretend to be drunk and confused if she asks you what you're doing
>>559983001
Well you better start fuckin' acting like it.
>>559983160
reroll
>>559983143
This
Get a bucket of cold water and throw it on her and take a picture of the aftermath
Donkey punch and when she wokes up, cum in her face
>>559971058
nig nog the king is dong
>>559983186
split infinitive
what a dick
captcha: nythim scholars
>>559971058
Just show some bag and ass fag
>>559979328
shave your goddamned dick
>>559982983
What a fascinating remark.
>>559982520
28 git
>>559975298
catalog is kill?
>>559971058
Devo WTF dude?
>>559977809
if you can sauce this, you're god
Since you are Persian, push her off the bed and yell this is Sparta!
>>559983693
I found it in literally 0.26 seconds. Quit being useless.
>>559977814
How do I timezones
>>559982857
Saw her before, whats her name?
>>559977983
dood your penis looks like a dry mushroom
why so much jew???
this is you op
>>559982857
its not hard too find on google, why does no one google shit first. is it that hard?
>>559971058
shit on her face
tie her to the bed and tickle her feet
>>559971058
Light the bed on fire and post vid
>>559983912
No this is.
Move panties aside and expose cunt
Spiderman get in here
>>559983608
Git
>>559984113
Give us a better picture of her face, she kind of looks like a girl I knew in college (and had a crush on but was too beta to try for a relationship; I miss you Darcy, I hope you're doing well wherever you are).
>>559971058
poke her left boob
>>559984113
>>559983974
I did google it sandnigger
>>559983864
No idea I just took it from a yloveyl thread
>>559984230
Why can't I have nice things?
>>559984276
darcy died man
cum in her hair
hold up the actual date and shove your cock inside of her pussy while recording it and post the video as a webm we better see cum in her to
>>559984263
>>559984347
why not cover her in ketchup and mustard
OP's a rapist. Doing it for the laughs should be hung by his dick head.
>>559984347
finger in ass
>>559979328
>>559979628
no delivery
Chain her down and show her the thread, then violently pound her ass
>>559984113
>>559984263
>>559984347
>>559984495
>>559984580
>>559984587
YES, A SPIDERMAN THREAD
>>559978380
oMG top kek XXXDDDD ur'e humor is far mor advansd than owrsssssssssss!!!!1!!11!
anyone consider op smacked her and is currently in process of getting btfo?
>>559983630
Yes. Kill. Broken for me.
teabag her
>>559984796
She doesn't look particularly strong, he's kind of a bitch if he can't take her punches and post at the same time.
Jesus Christ OP. Go to a doctor about that shaft. It looks like the dickfur is crossing the Rhine
>>559983630
>>559984867
Where were you when catalog was kill?
>>559971058
Head Butt
>>559984902
>>559984946
>>559984992
>>559985016
put it in her ass
>>559984946
you're right, how foolish of me. he could probably have filled half of these requests by now
Pack your stuff and leave her forever.
>>559971058
Bite her ass. Hard.
>>559985168
What he said.
>>559985128
>>559974493
Learn how to timestamp. Dates work m/d/y
Dumbass.
>>559985168
This
>>559979556
re-roll
>>559977983
>>559971058
are you from new zealand OP?
Blow an airhorn in her ear
>>559985128
28, you heard the man OP, start filling requests
>>559985265
He is obviously a eurofag
there they do d/m/y
Cook a waffle or other breakfast item and butter her ass, put waffle on ass and then pour syrup and eat delicious waffle ass.
Show us her pussy from behind.
>OP isn't here.
>>559985226
this
>>559971058
Punch her in the lower back as hard as you can, then shriek as loud as you can as you piss on her flailing body.
>>559985319
Blow an airhorn in her pussy, it will be the queef to end all queefs.
>>559977814
califag
RIP OP.
Fuck her in the ass and when she wakes up say "It's all ogre now"
knob her ass
28
>>559971058
> 28 decidescum on her tits
>>559978947
>>559971058
use tooth paste and write /b/ on her asshole
tickle her awake
cum on her tits
>>559981165
byron?
>>>556000000
>>559985851
reroll
>>559985128
Winrar.
>>559978512
kek
OP is kill
Catalog still kill
Shave that disgustingly hairy back you sick fuck
>>559971058
Cover her up with a blanket.
>>559984710
shut up cunt
>>559978380
Wait, is that Recon Number 54?
>>559971058
MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD
Ban this fucker for being a piece of shit.
>>559985835
Roll
>>559974057
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whisper in her ear how much you like to eat watermelon until she wakes up
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>>559979328
sleep fuck
>>559971058
Wake her up and tell her there's another woman.
>>559986262
Finally! Someone that actually is somewhat moral around here!
draw a goat on her ass
>>559985128
wasted
Punch her in the face, faggot
>>559982546
wizard alert
Im sure no one will read this but.....i think i know this girl. Will delivar with name if OP posts semi decent face pics.
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>>559979930
this
>>559985226
eat that ass nigga
Id recognize that ass anywhere. Shit was tight.
>>559984946
And really, I think she was in on this the whole time. C'mon, who the fuck wont wake up with someone writing on their ass in pen?
>>559986828
interesting
>>559982857
Her ya go anon http://xhamster.com/movies/1733056/japanese_ass_worship_11_03.html
> let her sleep,
> shutdown computer
> do some laundry
> bring her breakfast in bed tomorrow morning
>>559987041
I agree. I do this for my gal on saturdays.
i think its time....
Spread out her ass, and show the pussy too.
>>559987168
It was time more than an hour ago
>>559976776
Guess what guys? OP's name is Dillon Johnson. #rekted
Cum on her fucking face you pussy bitch OP.
>>559987303
It was time when the fag OP started the thread
>>559987312
Copy his actions. Send it to the police in his area. Let it be proof.
>>559987543
By copy I mean screenshoot.
>>559987312
Do you have proof its him?
>>559979328
winrar
>>559987543
What the fuck would they do?
hurr he posted his girlfriend online
safety pin her nipples together
>28 get
>>559981727
Go back to facebook.
>>559987494
Nice.
Stick your dick in her ear
>>559971058
write "GF Is asleep wat Do?" on her left buttcheek
>>559987168
op shall surely selesiver
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>>559971058
Film yourself fucking her sleeping ass.
Upload and link it.
Shave the shaft first.
>>559988448
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put your dick in her ass and take a photo
>>559981050
This made me laugh so fucking hard
>>559971058
it's live
it's free
http://anna.daddigital.com
Would someone fucking get >>560000000 already so this fucking lag goes away
why is the catalog not updating?
>>559988489
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>>559988903
ain't gonna be for a minute, buddy boy
>>559988903
still over 10000 away
>>559989150
spam more plz. we need more shitpost
and the front page is stuck
Poke her nipple with your dick. When she wakes up, be sure to be wearing a gorrilla suit.
>>559989172
when is ETA for >>560000000
I may not get 28, so I am now on me knees begging you anons to request a photo of her mouth open so we can see down her throat.
>>559988489
nice meme
not even sure why it's even a meme
>>559989381
You must've missed the thread.
poop
is /b/ down or is it just me
>>559989524
which one?
380 replies, when is thread dead?
Is the front page frozen??
>>559989575
its shit right now
>>559989590
wont be front page is stuck
>>559989589
I can't exactly remember what OP wanted but some guy wrote "AYY LMAO" and this faggot was like don't say that or some shit and everyone for the rest of the thread said it.
>>559989681
Yes.
/b/ is down, post cp
>>559977983
rolling for "let your pubes grow like a turtleneck sweater"
play with her pussy c: And show us
>>559971058
>>559973969
>>559977983
>>559979328
I know her you fucking asshole, she's my ex and I should have known you're bad news for her idiot. I'm texting her now on watsapp with the pictures. You're going to regret this day you fucking son of a bitch
>>559989786
Mmmmm you like cp don't you /b/
>>559989735
nice
who got that cheese pizza
Stab her in the ass with a fork.
>>559990000 get
>>559989907
If this is true, do you have proof?
>>559989907
"what the fuck are you talking about x i don't even look like her why would you send me this shit"
suck ketchup from titties
>>559989907
What
>>559989786
Its pepporoni but I still like it
>>559989992
Bumpitty. Also, post chicks like these. Tomboy thread while we roll?
shoot your cum up hes nostrils
put dick in asshole
>>559989907
>I know her you fucking asshole, she's my ex and I should have known you're bad news for her idiot. I'm texting her now on watsapp with the pictures. You're going to regret this day you fucking son of a bitch
I find this post hilarious for im the one that really knows here
>>559989907
What the fucking did you just fucking say about me, you little ithc? I'll have you know I graduatioed top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I have been involved in numeraous secret radis on Al-Queadea, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am fully trained in gorrila warfare and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe the miserable thing you call your existence off the face of the Earth. You're fuckign dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 9000 differentw ays, and that's just with my bear hands. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you off this Earth with precision the likes of wathich have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You're fuckign dead, kiddo. You tihk you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, kiddo. As we speak I am contactin gmy secret newtork of spies across the universe, so you'd better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that whips out the pathetic thing you call your existence, kiddo. You're fuckign dead, kiddo. I will shut fury all over you and ou will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
