wtf hey

will you help me with my math homework?

>>559813916
dammit quit being so nice

is it sideways, your vagina that is...

>>559814060
fine. will you fix my nikes for me? i ripped them while chasing my dog.

Sometimes I touch myself and think about your ear your sexy sexy ear *lick lick*

>>559813669
I think I misplaced my courage somewhere. Care to come help me find it?

want sum fuk?

me so horny me love you long time

ayy lmao.

>>559813669
Listen here you chinked eyed whore, I'm about to to slain that pussy hole with my man girth in a few minutes and you better fucking take it or I'll murder your ass, call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

>>559813669
Rolling again because fuck it

"Hey lol amirite"

>>559813669
Hey

>>559813669
I suck dick for money. can I suck yours for the low low price of just 2 payments of 19.95?

>>559814409
roll

Hi, forgive me as this may come off as a bit crude, but would you terribly mind joining me in my colloidal fuck-a-drone centre? That I might give your genitals a proper waxing.

>>559814440
Rollen

Hey cutie wit a booty

>>559814409
Roll for this

>>559814565
winrar

>>559813669
i want to impregnate you with my white seed and have your chink babies

>>559814489
roll

>>559814565
>>559814625
7 ZiP!!!

>>559814565
Fuck you winrar

dafuq u sed nigga

I can’t help thinking, Takeshi's Castle would be much better if it had more than one contestant.

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>>559814409
7 decides

>>559814565
god dammit winrar

>>559814861
OMG WHAT?!? DID WE JUST BECOME FRIENDS? :-)

>>559814861
so we fucking?

>>559814861
>559814861

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do you believe in aliens?

>>559814861
Can I make you a jizz omelet for breakfast every morning when we live together bb?

>>559814957
lol

>>559814861

My Asian girlfriend says I grow impressive herbs.

She love me long thyme.

>>559814571
roll

Hitler didn't do anything wrong all he did was kill Jews not people

>>559814957
Winrar

>>559814957
change the - to a ^

ching chang chong

I solve rubic cubes using only my anus

OP you unimaginable faggot; DELIVER UNTO /b/!

>>559814861
Why do Chinese earn 5$ month?
BECAUSE THEY FUCKING COMMIES! AHAHAHAH!

>>559814957
hurry OP

What race is she?

>>559815232
reroll?

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>>559814957
3 decides

>>559815474
sorry Im high on viagra

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>>559815474
I'm in lesbians with you

>>559815474
I love you, Jean Lin- like I love my mom. And I LOVE my mom.

>>559815593
winning so fast

my love for you is like a truck

>>559815474
sorry just got toothpaste on my peepee

>>559815474
Well obviously I'm sending you comments given to me as cannon for the entertainment of some fucktards on /b/

>>559815474
i like you

>>559815593
I believe we have a gunzip

>>559815593

WINRAR

WINZIP !!!!

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>>559815593
AHHHH

>>559815474
Sorry, I just miss you

>>559815593
winrar

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>>559815593
8 decides

>>559815593
libgzip

I just think you are super cute and want to get personal with you <3

>>559815879
How about I show you my genitals and then you guess?

>>559815879
I identify as a turtle fox nigger otherkin

Tounge my anus.

>>559815879
Send dick pic

Im a hot grill

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send her this pic

>>559815879

only if i tuck my cock into my ass

>>559815879
so you willl not help me to the legal rape thing?
but is good- dogs sex with dog no permisson, same with cots.
legalize rape!

>>559815879
ayy bby wnt sum fk?

>>559815879
I'm whatever sex you want me to be hot mama

>>559815968
that is the worst win ever

>>559815879
set profile picture to an anime girl

this is in substitution of a message

>>559815879
That depends will you show me your tits if i am?

>>559815968
le win face

>>559815968
winrar

Im going to bomb a school tomorrow.

>>559815968
You should be ashamed

>>559815879
Don't push your facist gender constructs on me, just like me back ffs

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>>559815968
1 decides

>>559816184
Im going to bomb an airport tomorrow.

what the fuck do you think, bitch?

>>559816184
You know what, fuck you you dumb slant eyed cunt. I hope you kill yourself one day.

>>559816184
>>559816153


I'm gonna call it a re-roll

>>559816184

no you daft chink

>>559816184
I can cook with my cock out

>>559816261
gay ass winrar

>>559816184
I would love to watch my little pony with you, m'lady! XD
*rips fedora*

>>559816261
we have a winner

>>559816261
Winrar

>>559816261
winrar

>>559815997
Why the fuck got this Pic deleted before?

>>559816261
peazip

>>559816184
i shove noodles up my asshole

>>559816247
roll for this

>>559816184
I'm just gonna flat out say it, I have about 2 dozen creepy autistic men online trying to get a picture of your tits because you have such a great body. No face, just tits. Will you comply? If not, I understand. but if so, you'll be doing us all a huge service.

>>559816184
Let me see that kung pao pussy

>>559816247
fuck the shitty winrar OP send this

>>559816428
because I was gonna tell him to send him but when it got posted winrars were had, so I deleted it to have reupload it again and maybe get winzip this time.
You can't reupload the same file twice

>>559816617
roll

>>559816582
I SO wish this was the WINRAR...

>>559816617
WINRAR

>>559816247
rolling forever

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>>559816261
Well that ended it I think will post if she replies

Rolling for "pls respond"

>>559816683
Give it a different Name you dumbfuck

>>559816816
IM GOING TO PLANT A BOMB ON A BUS TOMORROW

>>559816816
:^( ya blew it m91

>>559816942
idiot

>>559816916
Why, I think it describes /b/ very accurate.

I will tho If you give me a better one.
I haven't finished it yet.

>>559816962
Yup will find a new one

>>559816942
rolling check my dubs

wanna hang out?

it was not me! my mum took my phone!

>>559816916
pls respond + (´???`)

>>559816816
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>>559816916
>Give it a different Name you dumbfuck
Doesn't it check hashes?

>>559816816

>>559817301
do this OP


or just apologize and say you get hostile when you drink too many cups of milk

She isn't going to answer. Write her:
"pls respond" and then this >>559816582

She will not answer either, but will be freak up lmao

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>>559816916
It worked!

9 decides

>>559817370
It does.

I suggest either of the following:
Opening the image in Notepad, deleting a letter, saving it, and uploading that, or, searching the image on Google reverse image search and finding another size.

>>559817520
by typing a response with your small bitchy hands

>>559817520
I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you by rubbing peanut butter on me.

>>559816184
I'm ready to scissor.

>>559817520
i was kidding. i'm a faggot like that. and i'm on mushrooms. i'm a mushfaggot.

>>559817520
call me your daddy and step on my dick, bitch. that's how.

>>559817649
winrar

>>559817520
I'm sorry, I just love you and I don't want to lose you. I lose control of my emotions sometimes. See, my mother used to hit me and now just...

>>559817370
Moot is a shitty coder, so you can easily upload twice
Renaming or changing exif is a good example, just try it

>>559817649
fucking winrar

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>>559817520
Ever Get Distracted Eating a MILKY WAY?

>>559817573
I think you can get away with changing the color of a couple pixels or resizing it 99%

I'm a kissless virgin male actually, will you send me a picture of your tits? Just so i can feel like i'm doing my role as a man, somewhat well...

>>559817649
winrar

>>559817649
THIS

>>559817669
WINRAR

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>>559817649
6 decides

wanna see my dick?

>>559817861
(´???`)

That face

>>559817861
Would you show your tits if I showed you my cock m'lady ?

>>559817861
I'm being serious peanut butter is no fucking laughing matter.

>>559817861
I knew I could make you laugh. See babe, we belong together, like Colorado and firearms

Anyway, How's everything going in Chinaland?

Put shoe on head and send pics

lemme see them juicy vag flaps

>>559817861
Do it and send pic

>>559817972
roll

>>559818051
Roll

>>559817861
I could use some help though

>>559817973
rails

That's where the "bitch" came in you can lick it off me like a female dog

>>559818096
FUCK YES

I iz cookie?

>>559818048
Reroll

>>559818048
WINZIP

>>559818096
win

>>559818096
Haven't got any lol

>>559818096
WINNERRRR

>>559818096
WINNNNNNN

>>559817861
There we go. I knew peanut butter would cheer you up. Now, lick it off.

>>559818226
rub something on yourself

>>559814409
Rolllin

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>>559818096
dis gon be gud

>>559818226
Do it you fag. Just take some jelly or nutella or something like that

>>559818226
Be like, "oops, guess I didn't have peanut butter. Hope the other half of the sandwich works."

>>559818226
Bullshit.
Do it.

>>559818226
DO IT FAGET. Rub something on your tummy

>>559818226
BUY SOME FAGGOT.

>>559818048
rereroll

>>559818226
Spread chocolate over yourself, and tell her she can be the other half of the Reese's

>>559818380
this

>>559818557
It's not gona happen keep Rollin

>>559818694
ayy lmao

>>559818634
third times a charm

>>559818716
You're lame, dude. That totally broke the whole premise behind that.

>>559818716
Did I ask for back talk? BUY SOME GOD DAMN PEANUT BUTTER AND SPREAD IT, YOU WHORE.

>>559818415
do this

>>559818716
shut the fuck up with ur bullshit excuses snowball and do it

>>559818716
Op is a fag

Im demanding this!

>>559818716
No need to show your face you shithole. Do it for the lolz.
DO IT.

>>559818842
>>559818694
I don't think OP would do that, keep rollin

>>559818716
u stupid faggot

OP is a big fat ballless faggot, he will NOT deliver

>>559818716
If you don't want to there are already 2 other 6s right after do the next one not re roll

At least send something if you're not gonna do a pic. FFS

Ching chong wing wong

Tell her to "put shoe on head and send me the pics"

Somebody else do it then.
Just upload the pic here, and op can send it since he's such a feg

"Haha I like to put peanut butter over my cunt and have my cat lick it off, feels so good lmao"

>>559819235
please someone

it just so happens I got pics of someone with peanut butter on their face, shall I post?

>>559819294
6 get

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>>559818829
2 decides

>>559819380
yes

>>559819294
Fucking reroll.

>>559818716

I hope you fucking die from choking on peanut butter you nigger

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here's OP with no PB.

>>559819413
But then the Shoe Fairy won't protect you when Japan gets nuked again :^(

>>559819294
rollll

>>559819413
Fine, fuck you! Go eat a dog!

>>559819413
sorry, i just wanted you to do it so someone had some balls, because clearly im too much of a spooked cunt to rub peanut butter all over myself

>>559819413
Nigger it was 6 get

>>559819294
>>559819396
>>559819436

Tongue my asshole

>>559819413
op is serious faggot.

>>559819413
ayy lmao

>>559819413
comon bae penute bettr on pussy

:( but pleeeeeessssse

>>559819380
POST. OP is a fucking fag.

Wanna be a unicorn

>>559819573
Hot buttered rolls I guess

please respond

>>559819568
reroll

Everyone sage until this useless faggot delivers

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Just send this

>>559819651
Damn reroll

>>559819568
reroll

>>559819712
winrar?

>>559819725
rerol

>>559819568
reroll :^)

>>559819791
Fuck one both times wtf

just shove your fist in my asshole daddy. If im good ill get to feel your pulsating cock just one more time

>>559819712
Don't do this I swear to god

>>559819481
I'll make a fucking vocaroo thread with this later. Thank you.

Also, rolling for "Wanna come eat my Pussy?"

>>559819902
Does this count??? I would hope so I would love to be a winr for once if so it was for said first post

I'll post a pic of my tummy with her name on it (I don't have peanut butter, so it will be with anything else) so OP-faggot can send her the fucking pic.

Op is a cocksucking bitch. I bet he gets raped by his mom everyday and she doesn't allow him to go to any side but 4chan. He has no friends because he is a gay nigger and the only thing he loves is shitposting on /b/. Get rekt and an hero you fucking fag

>>559819568
roll!

>>559819978
Reroll

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>>559819712
Gone again I think

Hey OP, how do you get phones from random girls?
>>559813669
>>559813669

>>559820258
ffs youve niggered up, fag

>>559820263
Ask your mom

>>559820258
Op Being op

Fuck you nigger bitch

>>559820368
Don't blame me blame the faggot who chose that

>>559820258
Just get a new slut. This is done and over.

>>559820263
>Go to Starbucks
>Find white girls section.webm
>Snatch Babble Phones
>Run

>>559820467
That's not wat was meant. You should have posted a Pic of your belly

>>559820467
or we can all blame the stupid faggot who's clearly having traumatic memories of daddy having "peanut butter time", because wimping out over this makes your the biggest pussy of all time, perhaps excluding the hallway that is your moms

>>559820368
stupid faggot get the fuck out

>>559820667
>>559821029
itt: retards

>>559821360
and all of them, besides op, retards who would rub peanut butter on themselves and take a picture.

>>559821973
disgustingly fat fuck

Ok op, post smth like this:
"Hey, sorry, mo brother took over my fb acc and sent this shit to you and uploaded our conversation to 9gag. Do you lik 9gag?"

>>559822596
the thread is long over
dumb fuck