Angry posts incoming.. From Apple workers ofc

God fucking dam it you owe me a new fucking phone.

>>559642201
tried this for 30s on 600w, charged my 5s to 60%
thanks op

>>559642201
Holy shit just tried this, it actually works. Fuck apple

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I can't believe that actually worked! I'm at like 50% after 5 seconds!

>>559642554
+ 40 bhp thanks anon

>>559642640

Does this actually work?

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>>559642590
Don't listen to these fags it will ruin your phone fuck you OP. How do I write a claim 4chan owes me a new phone

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>>559642814
yes, it's a great party trick

>>559642836
ayyyy lmao

>>559642836

"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

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>>559642836
apple employee detected

>>559642814
yes

>>559642836
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

>>559642836
I hope you actually did this

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>>559642958
Don't understand. I still see the cup...

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Guys I need to acquire some crystals for an experiment at school. Any ideas?

>>559642201
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>>559642640

Just missing the last life hack, How to make Crystals!

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>>559643469
damn, you must have a really good-wired brain XD

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>>559642201
cool joke faggot, you got me. proud of yourself? not like anyone ever calls or texts me anyways. fucking douchebag

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for all of you faggots.

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>>559643836
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>>559643969
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>>559642836
>How do I write a claim 4chan owes me a new phone
In the E-mail field of the reply, put '[email protected]'

Put the following into the comment field, EXACTLY as shown:

>Your FULL name
>The total dollar value of the item you are claiming in USD (dollars and cents, no dollar sign)
>In 140 characters or less, describe why 4chan is responsible for the loss
>Your credit card PAN
>The name on your credit card
>The expiry date on your credit card (in MMYY format, no separators)
>The CVV on the back of your credit card

You MUST make sure '[email protected]' is in the email field otherwise your comment will be publicly viewable. By putting the email address in that tells the server not to post the information.

So an example would look like this:

>E-Mail
[email protected]
>Comment
Anon John Citizen
850.00
False advice given by 4chan posters regarding charging Iphone
5163123456789012
Anon J Citizen
0615
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>>559643969
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ayy lmao

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>>559642554
lol mustard gas

top kek

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>>559644239
oh ho ho ;)

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How do you make crystals?

>>559644830
Simple: Mix ammonia and bleach, and let sit for 10 minutes. Don't worry about the gas that forms, it's a perfectly harmless output of crystals.

>>559642814
yes, if done correctly

>>559644986
Thanks /b/ro I'll post the results soon

>>559642836
some deep trolling going on

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>>559643869
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So much cancer in this thread, Chemo isn't even possible.

>>559645946
>So much cancer in this thread, Chemo isn't even possible
This

>>559642201
I'm totally gonna do this right now

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>>559645406
slithin pls

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>>559642201
This is my fav. Only oldfags can crystal!

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>>559646714
dead newfags incoming

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>>559642503
holy shit that changes everything

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>>559642836
YOU STUPID FUCK YOU DESERVE IT YOU FUCKING RETARD HOW MUCH OF A STUPID FAGGOT ARE YOU

>>559644483
Actually, the joke is on you.
As a metaphysics student, the statement you've written has it's own fallacies
*tips le fedora*

You see, the stair case actually has two sides that go up, however, there also two sides that go down which will return you to the level you started from.
*tip* *tip*

You obviously believe it's impossible because you believe in fictional deities, but that's ok, because that makes me euphoric to my own intelligence.
*tip* *tip* *tip*

>>559643630
Thanks.

>>559642814
of course

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>>559650264
pls senpai

>>559643569
kek

>>559642201
Any1 got that cactus one?

>>559642201
Makes mustard gas

>>559642503
Makes mustard gas.

>>559642554
Charges cell phone

>>559642640
Makes mustard gas.

>>559642725
Makes mustardgas

>>559643630
Nice try, this makes oxygen guys.

>>559646714
Good one, this only makes a fedora

>>559654836
>implying a fedora is somehow an improvement over mustard gas

>>559646714
does anyone ever fell for this one?

>>559642503
This is so fake.

>>559642640
I did this!

It makes mad pussy at parties!

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>>559642503
tried that, doesn't work

>>559655378
You don't know how close you came to a horrible death.

Kuno Gotthard Müller
1,20
I tried liefhack #465, turns out it was a troll who tried to murder me
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>>559642201
I put my Sony Xperia in for 30 seconds and now it's really fucking hot and it won't start up at all? What the fuck?

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>>559655809
Yes!
Ps4 this way comes.
Also, bait.

>>559656327
2012+2
still falling for this counterbait

>>559642798
I accidentally both whole circles! But the text is correct.

>>559656519
u fell for the counter counter bait

the bait hath many levels

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>>559642201
Metal in microwave.
This makes nerve gas you moron!

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>>559650618
The force is strong with this one.

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>>559642554

>>559656695
haha, you're so right.

>>559657318
bruh

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>>559642201

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>>559643275
thank you, you gave me my first life for my birthday

>>559642836

Hahaha, you fucking cunt.

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