>>559580504
Not cool. Go back to the sexist female land whales.

shameless self bump

This thread is kinda ironic, considering how much of a faggot OP is.

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>>559580504

Bumping cause Lolz

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>>559580669
Faggot detected

Come one anons, you know you dont have anything beter to do

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Come on faggots start posting

ITT: fags trolling fags. Including myself.

>>559582861
Kek

>>559583006
Yes. I'm also a gay /b/ro

Joining in

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>>559582861
my sides

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Part 1 with faggot boy

http://logs.omegle.com/c096f14
back to tumblr

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That was easy.

>>559584516
>those tabs
Top kek

>>559584516
Dem tabs

>>559584516
> tabs

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>>559580504
one from the tumblr thread i never got to post
>i aint even black

>>559584516
tabs made this funny

>>559584793
>>559584969
>>559584992
>He did that on purpose
>Because that joke is at least 6+ years old
Holy fuck, how fucking new are you 3? Is this your first time on the internet?

>>559580504
2egy

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Hue

>>559585579
>>559585823
You too, faggot.

>>559585823
Ofc everyone does this. But tabs always get me idk why

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did I do good?

bloomp

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Top-fucking-kek.

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>>559580504
I keep getting weird shit like this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gay.
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 m
Stranger: u?
You: 17 m.
Stranger: cool
You: So...
Stranger: ?
You: Do you realize that your soul is condemned to hell?
You: Now we know that the law is good, if one uses it lawfully, understanding this, that the law is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine
Stranger: no
You: It is.
You: Jesus will return soon. I saw it in Nicolas Cage movie.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559587053
>>559587053
Aaay mitis is good artist

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I felt bad at the end

>>559586830
kek

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His kik is liirbko.
If you want more I'll post it.

>>559587645
I'm talking to a guy right now, I think I converted him. Or he killed himself, he stopped responding.

anyone have the set of the guy that looks like keanu reeves?

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HAHAHAHA
I have another pic

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Here goes nothin

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>>559588363

>>559588363
Of course Jesus was real. He was a real living person. The romans had countless records of him. He was a real trouble maker. Whether you believe the miracles and what not to be real, he was definitely a living person. Why do ignorant homosexuals always deny that?

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>>559586830
Oh, they mad now.

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>top kek

Fuck yes, gave fag fake name and surrname, old address, fake age and fag thinks hes got me, will send group of fightclub sissy fags to my old addres. I love this ( cant prnt screen fuck )

>>559588363
>if he existed
holy shit

>>559588690
because homosexuals are fucking stupid m8
always denying the facts of reality

>>559585823
Lol he mad

>>559588880
I love you, in a non-fag way of course, that is a sin.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Gay.
You: Hello
Stranger: Heyy
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 usa
You: Male or female?
Stranger: f...
You: Same
You: 18
You: Us
Stranger: cool.. What state
You: Tx
Stranger: Pa
You: Cool, my name is Catherine, Catherine Phelps. I want to warn you to repent of your gay sins before the rapture, and God thrusts his wrath upon you.
Stranger: im not gay.
You: For all of knowledge see the film "left behind."
You: You are bi?
Stranger: Im straight, thanks
You: You are a gay enabler?
Stranger: I believe love is love. If you have to get on omegle to preach, youre insane
You: Repent of your sins before the new Nic Cage christian film comes out and God takes us back into heaven.
You: Unless you repent, you will die in hell.
Stranger: looking forward to it!
You: Now see you around. I'm off to go nigger hunting.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559587962
Great song

>>559589068
;D wanna sin with me

>>559588886
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: How are you feeling?
Stranger: good u
You: and how are feeling knowing youre a disgisting abomination in the eyes of our lord jesus christ
You: How do you feel sinning with another man, you disgusting piece of shit faggot
Stranger: good, im jewish so we're all good
You: Hitler shouldve burned you all, and the faggots and niggers too
Stranger: my god doesn't like angry trolls
You: All gods hate disgusting jewish faggots
Stranger: that sucks
You: Acually you suck. somones dick.
Stranger: true
You: You are worthless faggot. why dont you kill yourself?
You: You'd cleanse the world from one cell of a cancer faggots are, and delete one of the plagued by jewish fate
Stranger: too lazy
You: faith*
You: You'd do the world some good finally. instead of being a nasty jewish fag
Stranger: so you're sort of a bad ass huh?
You: With the power f my lord, i am
Stranger: So tell me your name. Be proud of who you are and what you say instead of ranting anonymously like a nerdy little kid
Stranger: i mean, unless you're using a VPN i'll be able to figure it out on my own
cont

Is other thread kill?

>>559589141
Anything by the Strokes is amazing. You are correct

Stranger: post this with your name, address, phone.
You: No im not behind a vpn, check if you want. i can give you my name and address if you want
Stranger: but you dontcare - you'd say it in person, right?
You: I would
Stranger: please do
You: Faggot, my name Is Tomas Halk, I live On --------- ave, Palm Bay florida, second house on the left
You: you can come from orlando thorugh I-92 Faggot
Stranger: ahh, that explains so much
You: does it? Worthless shit
Stranger: not the most sophisticated folks in that part of the state.
You: Wow, dont you feel entitled you little bitch ass fag. What do you know about me apart from where i live? huh
Stranger: you're a sex offender for one
You: Well that sucked out of your arse fagot
Stranger: not very good looking either
You: let me guess, you googled me didnt you? and you think there is only one tomas halk on the fae of the planet
Stranger: ip trace is doing its thing
You: Well then where am i now? :)
You: faggot doesnt know how to ip trace, can just shout random accusations and try scare mw away
Stranger: no clue, i'm not the one doing it.
You: oh
You: isnt that funny huh? tell me more about myself
Stranger: how old was the kid
You: oh now you say im a pedophile wow
Stranger: no, just the state of florida sas you are
You: what else do you suck out of your nasty fag ass
You: Show me it, picture or link or didnt happen
Stranger: you've got google.
Stranger: so how old
You: lol , 21 bitch
Stranger: ok, thanks for this. I've got what I need... get ready to be famous!

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>>559584753
kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gay.
Stranger: Hey.
You: Hey. m/f?
Stranger: 16 m
Stranger: U?
You: 18 M
You: Wanna kik?
Stranger: Usename?
Stranger: U horny?
You: Yes
You: Here's my kik
Stranger: K.
You: godhatesgaysandtheyllburniftheydontrepent
You: Kik me babe
Stranger: K.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559584516
>tabs
Top Fuckin' Kek

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i got bored of this guy after a while

I can't escape you fags

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>>559590642
I forgot the pic

Just for the record, how many gay dudes are actually trolling with us right now? Fags trolling fags is hilarious.

http://logs.omegle.com/1c4b794
Lol hes a jew hater too guise

Stranger: have you accepted christ into your life?

You: ?

Stranger: god's love can save you from your sinful lifestyle

You: sure..

You: oh yea

You: well iw ant you to pray to your god

You: i want you to pray to your fuckin god

Stranger: wow edgy

You: I want you to pray that lighting comes down and crashs upon my fuckin head

You: ooo i feel it

You: oh great god almighty i repent i repent

Stranger: lol chill

You: i feel the love of the good good god almighty

You: the holy spirit is in my bodyyy

You: i am the devil

You: and i am here to do the devils work

Stranger: seriously douchebag i'm just trolling

Stranger: bye bitch

>>559590812
Op is legitly a faggot

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>>559590812
meeee

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Sorry for the typos, bit drunk.

Ben go to bed

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>>559590812
Faggot reporting in, only trolling because people on Omegle are fucking stupid. Also, because of tons of keks.

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>>559588880
this is golden, boy.

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>>559591127
it was YOU

>>559591185
>>559591127
Haha

>>559591350
>>559591185
You are doing gods work boys, keep it up.

>>559580504
i actually fully support gay people. gay people are cool
but this is hilarious to do!

>>559588880
Yup. Sides Lost in Space!
All omegle speak should be this.

>>559591423
kek

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>>559585082
>maybe you can tell me the secret of the universe
>i kno that one
>42
mfw

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Gay.
Stranger: Gay ? Age?
You: Jesus is the only man that needs to be inside you.
Stranger has disconnected.

http://logs.omegle.com/e85f304

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>>559592138
OP here, I'm gay

>>559592276
kek

>>559592401
nice!

damn
I got banned forever
fuck, that was fun anyway

>>559588886
Why would you give an old address? that's easy to look up and connect to you genius.

>>559592276
My fucking sides

>>559591205
>you made my want to kill myself
Cant be taken seriously
Lets hope he does

>>559592602
how could they ban you for spreading the word of the lord?

>>559580669
Heaven why you gotta be a faggot

>>559591205
Awwww poor guy

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They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the Rumba beat
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

>>559590738
>Jesus ChatLine
Fuck I remember That

>>559593145
I fucking kek'd

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<-- abom

>>559580504
someone in the beginning of the chat said this: PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT GO KILL YOURSELF (= was that one of you guys?

>>559588880
I don't think I have ever laughed harder in my entire life

>>559590279
>retarted
Heh

>>559580504
Doing God's work OP

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gay.
You: HI
Stranger: HI!
You: I'm Richard
You: Richard Burnish
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Richard
You: Maybe you've heard of me
Stranger: Nope
You: I used to have an internet show called Jesus Chatline
Stranger: Am i suppose to..
Stranger: Omfg bye
You: why?
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559593406
>get on your knees
>open your mouth
>recite the 10 commandments you filthy abomination
god damn, man
this shit is hilarious

>>559593785
Top kek.

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>>559593406
This one is great

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Lel

>>559590348
You didn't act like a christian... YOU ACTED LIKE A JEW!

Filthy Jew

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>makin fags mad

>>559594276
Thatwas me

>>559594265
shit i fucked up.. should of put -33 not 0 =/

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>>559594276

Let's go on omegle and talk to eachother n troel!!!!1!!!!1111!!!!!

I just wanted to say that you guys are the greatest hahahahhaha

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>>559584329
>you are
>Are*
What?

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well shit

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kek fag

>>559594265
i fucking keked

>>559594861
i just got done bangin' your fat bitch of a mother and came back to my pc and the thread was still up, while you sit here frantically pressing f5 to see if people replied to your shitty little posts, you are completely pathetic and you should just crawl back into the shit hole you came from and fucking die, im gonna go back to your mom and start fucking her in the cunt and anus again. boy, she's a fat sex-hungry cow, she always complains about what a skinny little brony faggot her son is, it makes me laugh my fucking ass off. cya cuntface, dont hurt yourself on all of your teen edge you mongoloid piece of shit.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gay.
Stranger: Slave?
You: for you
Stranger: Yes
You: just kidding, I'm a slave for Christ
You: Pray the gay away
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK?
You: Pray the gay away!
You: The power of Christ compels you
You: the power of Christ compels you
Stranger: Why would you do this?
You: gay demon leave this man!
Stranger: Asl
You: I rebuke the gay demon in the name of Christ
Stranger: Hello?
You: Let the blood of Jesus wash away your sins
You: I am 28 and live in Virginia what's it too you?
You: I'm trying to save your immortal soul and you want to try to hit on me?
You: Pray the gay away!
Stranger: You seem like a guy that could really dominate me i love this
You: Stop with your homoerotic chat and join me in prayer
Stranger: I pray that yiur huge cock will soon meet my mouth
Stranger: your*
You: I will hit you in the head with the bible in hope that you gain knowledge of Christ
Stranger: Id prefer you hit me with that giant cock of yours :)
You: okay, jig is up /b/ro
Stranger: What do you mean?
You: sure, keep pretending faggot
You: no one is legit so flaming that they try to hit on someone trying to save their soul
Stranger: That i want your cock mot pretending :)
Stranger: not*
You: I have no words. I fail /b/rothers
You have disconnected.

>>559595038
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>559595058
fuckin died
>just kidding, I'm a slave for christ

You: Lev. 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination

You: "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them."

You: 1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."

Stranger: if its an abomination, then why did god create me the way i am?

You: He created you in his own eyes, you've strayed from gods way and become this way.

Stranger: and you think i chose to be gay? that it was just something i chose in a day?

You: perhaps not in a single day but in time it was your decision

Stranger: if it was my decision, i would be

straight. but my body gets exited when i see other boys and i cant change that

Stranger: actually, i take that back. im happy the way i am.

You: You can change that. With faith in God and the savior Jesus Christ you can follow the path of righteousness

You: If you're happy bein gay you will spend an eternity in misery

Stranger: it is impossible to change who/what you love

You: But it is my child. Through faith you can become pure again and no longer be an abomination in Gods eyes

Stranger: god says if you cant love yourself, you cannot love others. i love myself and i love other of the same sex as i am

You: I cannot change you, only you may change yourself through faith alone

Stranger: faith cannot change my bodys feelings

You: It can. I'll leave you to yourself now and hope you find God in your life before it's too late. I only have one last piece of advice for you.

Stranger: and what is that?

You: MEATBALL MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH...RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GREAT BARRIER REEF!!!!

>>559595058
The fucking toppest of keks

>>559595220
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>559595763
Winrar (if it's real)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gay.
Stranger: 20m.I'm Fit,Sweet,and Latino. Looking for younger BoyFriend near the LA area :) kik: redandblacktat
You: I'm 18, and live in LA.
Stranger: Virgin?
You: Yes. :(
Stranger: Me 2 lol
Stranger: 100% tho,right?
You: yes. omg are you saving for marriage as well?
Stranger: Yes..
Stranger: I am
You: Oh, whoa, wait. You're a guy. Um...you do know that homosexuality is a sin right? If you don't repent, you will burn in hell.
Stranger: I dont believe in such shit
You: Well God believes in you.
You: He's the only man that should be inside you.
Stranger: no just stop it
You: I'm trying to save you!
Stranger: One more..
You: Or what? You'll give me your gay aids?
Stranger: Fuck you jesus
Stranger: Well at least a minister didnt rape me
Stranger: Thats y Im so mortified to Have Sex xD
Stranger: Loser
You: I'm not Jesus, just one his helpers.
Stranger: Fuck you too
Stranger: Haha
You: No
Stranger: Fuck god
You: I'm trying to save myself
You: stop.
Stranger: And his Ángels
Stranger: They shall be destroyed
You: You'll make me kill myself, then I'll go to hell!!!!
Stranger: Along with his followers
You: I don't want to be there with fags like u
Stranger: Only the mentally ill follow such a path
Stranger: Like you
You: Listen here you no good punk, and I know where you're coming from, because I backtraced it.
Stranger: And
Stranger: So Whats your point
You: I've already notified the jesus police.
Stranger: Bring it on bitch
You: If you ever threaten me again consequences will never be the same.
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559590495
>yes child
Hah!

>>559593145
This one's a win

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Getting same results with this line...

>>559596742
change it up a little. play with their emotions like little bitches. its easy.

http://logs.omegle.com/7d541f0
This faggot would not fucking budge.

>>559594719
lel

>>559596742
topkek

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>lel

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>>559596742

http://logs.omegle.com/b4a971a

Stranger: f14
You: f15
Stranger: do you role play
You: YES
Stranger: YES KIK ME kyyxoxo_
You: give me a sample right here ;p
Stranger: -slowly trails kisses down your thighs glancing up at you & makes my way to your wet pussy. slowly rubs you & smiles holding your thighs- ready baby?
You: Yeah baby open up that mouth
You: and recite the camandments you abomination of god
Stranger: kik me

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>>559583848


>Dan

>>559596742
you see, this guy gets it >>559597389

>>559597389

>twas all
Right there did it

You: Hi
Stranger: hi asl
You: So you are gay right
Stranger: yrah
Stranger: yeah
You: So how does it feel knowing that you will burn forever
You: Along with black people and thieves
You: And murderers
You: And all the other faggots
Stranger: the same as your mom
Stranger: hag
Stranger: hahs
You: My mom accepted Jesus Christ
You: She wasnt a faggot
You: I wonder how your dad feels since he is a failure of a father
Stranger: well god forgives and ive asked so suck it read yhe bible I go to church
You: He must be so sad that he raised a faggot
You: God can't forgive a faggot
Stranger: just like yours
You: Repent
Stranger: all sins are forgivable accept one
You: Accept Jesus Christ
Stranger: tell me this
You: How would you feel if your parents walked in on you with a niggers cock in your mouth
Stranger: what is Ephesians 2 1-5
You: Tell me this
You: Why won't you just pray the gay away
Stranger: and im black tgank you
You: Pray the gay away.Do it for Jesus
You: Oh that's why you are so stupid
You: I'm sorry for your condition
Stranger: yeah your not a christian

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>>559597389
>I just wanted to suck a dick
>twas all

>>559585749

FUCKING tryhard

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Gay.
Stranger: Hey 16m Aus
You: I just came out to my family. Would you like to hear the story?
Stranger: Ok
You: It is a sad one
Stranger: I'll cry with you if you cry...
You: My dad called me this morning and told me that my oldest brother was involved in a bad car accident
You: He was in bad shape, touch and go
You: I jumped in my car and drove to the hospital
You: I couldn't find his room until a helpful nurse was able to tell me where he was
You: I went to the door of the room and just kind of froze
You: I could see through the window that he was hooked up to all kinds of machines
Stranger: Is he ok??
You: I thought to myself "he can't die without me telling him the truth about me."
You: I stood there a little longer before I gathered up my courage
You: I opened the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur. Fags gonna burn in hell.
You: You should repent for your abomination of a sex life
You: only Jesus can save your immortal soul
Stranger: Wow, that is one way to come out, happy you did or not??
You: ISHYDDT

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>>559580504

>>559596286
>Dick in the ass is not as good as dick in the bush

Was thinking the burning bush for a second and totally cracked up

>>559584516
>fart box jizz blasted
>tabs
Lost so hard.

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straya cunts dont know about KOTH

kek

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Going to bed guys, you made my night great. 10/10 going to sleep with a smile on my face

>>559599915
Sweet dreams fellow anon. Lets see if we can start another thread tomorrow.

>>559588880
10/10 I laughed so loud and hard

>>559590348
Obvious Troll
0/10

>>559601103
Kek'd

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>>559580504
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gay.
Stranger: Hey 15 m, cute and looking for someone older (20 and up) to be my daddy, no face pic no relpy (I dont like chubbies) Kik : KaliforniaLio
You: homosexuality is a sin
You: repent giant faggot
You: REPENT I SAY
You: LEND YOUR HAND UNTO ME, SO THAT THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST SHALL ENTER YEEE
You: WITH THE POWER OF OVER 9000 SUNS MOTHERFUCKER
You: DO YOU COMPREHEND THE POWER OF GOD?
You: DO YOU PLAY WITH SUCH THINGS?
You: GOD IS YOUR ONLY DADDY
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559601921

ayyyyyyy lmao

>>559593019
That one actually made me pretty fucking sad.

http://logs.omegle.com/dfa9dc4
This shit made me laugh too hard for some reason, I couldn't even keep responding so I left.

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>>559580504
HE MAD

You both like gay.
Stranger: Hey
You: Now this is a story all about how my ass got twisted inside out
You: and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Stranger: ok?
Stranger: lol
You: I'll tell you how I became the twink of a town called Bel Air
You: In west Philadelphia born and raised
Stranger: lol rly?
You: Sucking dick is how I spent most of my days
Stranger: Ooh wow
You: Chilling out max and deepthroating all cool and letting other niggers suck on my tool
You: when a couple of guys who were up to no good
You: starting spreading AIDS in my neighborhood
Stranger: Oh no!
You: I got one little infection and my mom got scare
You: she said your moving with your aunty and uncle to bel air
You: I whistled for a cab and when it cam near
You: the license plate said fag and there was a cock on the mirror
Stranger: ooh
You: If anything I could tell that this cab was fierce but I thought naw forget let's prance to bel air
You: I pulled up to house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby:
You: YOU ARE A FAG AND ALL FAGS ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL. REPENT NOW! REPENT AND ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR HEART
You: JESUS DOESNT WANT TO WATCH YOU BURN
Stranger: Haha funny man
You: PLEASE PRAY FOR HIS FORGIVENESS
You: I am not trying to be funny
You: I fear for your immortal soul
Stranger: Jesus loves everybody and we wouldnt be here if he didn't want us to be.
You: Jesus will forgive you if you pray the gay away
You: pray the gay away
You: GAY DEMON I REBUKE YOU
Stranger: i think youre gay but you are just scared to say it
You: hell no, I love pussy. Shit is so cash
Stranger: then dont search gay
You: I rebuke the gay demon that harms you in the name of Jesus
Stranger: your just waistin your life
You: I came here to save some souls
You: If you want to burn in hell so be it
You: but don't tell me not to try
Stranger: fine you can see it that way but i know i wont cause jesus love me
Stranger: not them haters
cont

>>559602996
You: Jesus does love you, that is why it makes him sad that you are going to burn in hell
Stranger: no
You: yup
You: it says si in the bible
Stranger: he forgives everybody so shut the fuck up pussy
You: he only forgives if you repent and refuse the sin
Stranger: sure maybe right before i die ill ask forgiveness....
Stranger: lol
You: I hope you have that chance, my child
Stranger: lol i hope you come out of the closet tinkerbell
You: There is no closet to come out of. Been married to my lovely wife for 10 years and we still have awesome sex. Missionary. For the sole purpose of procreation. The way God intended
Stranger: Great, well he also intended to make gays, otherwise we wouldnt be here.
You: he didn't make gays
You: you chose your life
Stranger: im 16 too and im smarter than you in knowing the world is changing and it will soon be better when youre gone and the rest of us can live in peace
You: Satan created gay thoughts and ideas
You: Keep telling yourself that you fairy fuck. Won't save your soul from burninh
You: *burning
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: the bible also says not to judge stupid
Stranger: what are you trying to accomplish here by telling me this? Its not like i havent heard this same speech before
Stranger: your waisting your precious life
You: I am not judging. How is telling the truth judging?
Stranger: yes the truth is im gay and youre a homophobe
cont

>>559603248
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gay.
You: Pack that fudge
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559599146

top kek

>>559603248
Stranger: get over it
You: I am not a homophobe. I hate the sin, not the sinner
Stranger: then hate the idea of gay, not the people who are gy
Stranger: thats what you just said
You: I don't hate you because you like to get jizz enemas
You: I hate that sin exists
You: I am trying to save your soul
Stranger: well i do too
You: just pray the gay away man
Stranger: ok but i dont need help from you
Stranger: nobody does
You: No, you need help from Jesus
You: I hope you receive him before it is too late
Stranger: if we believed you there would be a LOT less gays
You: inb4 your soul id condemned to eternal damnation
Stranger: ive heard this before
Stranger: i dont really care what you have to say
Stranger: im trying to be nice and help you do something productive with YOUR life, not others
You: you may have heard, but you clearly didn't listen
You: pray with me
You: Dear Jesus, I accept you and rebuke the lifestyle I have chosen
You: in You I can find salvation
Stranger: Great, well maybe i dont have a religion so shut the fuck up and keep your opinions to yourself
You: Please give me the strength to fight my sick urges
Stranger: no one gives a fuck
You: Wash me of this disease
You: I call on your blood to cleanse me of impurity
You: Jesus, please open the door
You: get on the floor
Stranger: Oh so youre gay and you want him to wash your disease?
You: everybody walk the dinosaur
Stranger: just as i suspected
Stranger: a gay whos terified and trapped within a religious belief
You: I'm fucking with you, I could give two fucks if you gargle cum. More power to you. I am just here from le 9gag army and we are doing le epic omegle raid
You: BTW, if you've never had pussy, don't knock it until you've tried it hahaha
You: shit is pretty great
Stranger: yeah i dont really care cause thats not something you do to people
You: jesus, you really are a faggot
Stranger: who gives a fuck man?
You: and for someone that hates pussy, you sure do act like one
cont

>>559604945
Stranger: i hope you read what i wrote cause it was honest......
Stranger: learn from it
Stranger: live your life and stop wasting it.....
You: I don't hate on gays and I am an atheist
Stranger: i hate people
Stranger: that do this
You: and people hate you
Stranger: i know but i could care less cause i dont hate them
Stranger: they can hate me but idc
Stranger: i have to reason to hate them
Stranger has disconnected.

>>559602231
kek