So my life fucking sucks and I am going to shoot myself in the fucking face at the corner of St Peter and Bourbon St in New Orleans' French Quarter at 3:30pm local (central) time.
Lucky for you ingrates, there's a cam there!
(Won't let me post URL because "HURR DURR SPAM - go to earthcam and look up Bourbon St
I can't prove anything more than that I am currently sitting at the Erin Rose Irish pub on Conti St shooting whiskey and getting prepared - bartender doesn't even know I have my 9mm under my jacket.
So yeah, tune in if you have nothing better to do - I am so over this shit
>>559486276
So who's gonna call the bar and let them know about the suicidal drunk man with a gun which sits amongst them?
>>559486851
There are only 3 people here right now - summer lull in the French Quarter. It's ok though, I will take my show on the road; plenty of places open right now in the quarter to get properly wasted before go time.
dont see you
>>559487625
I'm not on cam yet - got an hour
atleast go wave your dick around in front of the camera
Yeah op was gay
>>559487826
I'll go wave really quick - give me a few minutes to finish my Guinness and tab out.
got till 5 boss, then going to eat some prokchops
>>559486276
Or you could come Uptown and burn one down with me.
whos the dude up front in black always checking his phone
Here's what's gonna happen
>OP gets this thread going
>gets everyone on cam
>goes to location and flips us all off or does some other stupid shit
>laughs to himself about how big of a tricker he is
I'm out
>>559486276
This won't be your last attempt on this planet.
You're headed to the Kingdom of the South.
Let them burn this life away and take in the sights.
>>559487826
Just tabbed out, pounding this beer then saying hi on cam
>>559488304
waiting bro, don't do it in front of children at least
>>559488410
I have decency - that's why it's bourbon mid-day; pretty dead street at this time.
>>559487971
OP will surely deliver
>>559486276
where yat OP?
Walking down now - 5mins till hello - flat cap, I'll wave
>>559488801
hurry the fuck up
Why is Bourbon Street important enough to get its own camera? It looks poor there
staring at cam now waiting for the wave
>>559488801
Why wait until 3:30, why not just now when you get there?
>>559488801
wave dick op
>>559488974
Not drunk enough yet - close - I'm a huge pussy failure, remember!
>>559488801
don't do it bro, you can change and make life better for yourself
Op pls I'm watching waiting
>gun under jacket
>New Orleans
>July
Kek
>>559489135
bro stop, don't an hero, you can do anything you want. If you want to die at least live life on the edge first!
>>559488936
Mardi Gras footage, son
>>559489135
DO IT FAGGOT
>>559488410
the only thing that will be dead by 3:30 is this thread
>>559489140
probaly could, but do something stupid first on camera
>>559489135
shit, who needs to be drunk. You wont be after you pull the trigger
>>559486276
OP what are you wearing so we know its you?
OP DELIVERED
>>559489135
If you doing this for real at least make it cool, jump on top of a car and yell something...
>>559489240
Can't be that important then if I've never heard of it, Mardi Gras or not. They have that in every country
earthcam com /usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/?cam=bourbonstreet
i saw a guy with a flat cap wave, it's happening
shit wave bro
>>559486276
o shit i sees you OP
OP I SAW YOU. 10/10 would bang!
>>559489140
oh man i saw you but you had to wave your dick
saw someone just waved, OP?
Yeah, he just walked by
Inconspicuous as fuck, OP
Guy in flat cap just waved holy shit
wasn't wearing a jacket though.
What the hell am I doing.
don't do it, faggot
do wave dick though
>>559489369
All he did was wave, he still has to kill himself
>>559489341
I think a green hat, just now walked and waved. No jacket tho, so unsure.
hey OP are you a 13 yr old girl in pink shirt?
>>559486276
gonna grab another drink before you become ann hiro? if so where?
>>559486276
wat are you wearing, OP?
>>559488974
i agree, go for 3:00
...How is OP posting?
>inb4 data with mobile
hey OP stand in front of the camera and clap 3 times so we know it's real
Well I'll be goddamned..
someone call 911. either op will get in trouble for being a lying faggot on the internets, or his stupid suicide attempt will be foiled. either way, we win
>>559486276
I have notified the local police there is a man at Erin Rose Irish pub on Conti street who has a gun ad plans on going on a shooting spree.
OP STOP PLEASE. DON'T AN HERO.
>>559488168
aaaacutally
>OP gets this thread going
>gets everyone on cam
>isn't even anywhere close to cam location
>laughs to himself about how big of a faggot he is
you all must have missed the thread the other day where OP posted same thread but said he was going to shit in the middle of the street
OP was a faggot in that thread
OP is a faggot in this thread
OP is most likely same OP from previous thread
therefore OP is a double faggot
on mobile, can someone post screenshots or a mobile compatible link? don't wanna pay 2.99 for an app
>>559489651
where the fuck is he
OP, are you always a depressed fag?
>>559489709
Good job, faggot
Now if he doesn't do anything, you'll be fined and likely arrested
Where the fuk are you?
>>559489771
This.
>>559489730
true, no an hero thread has ever worked out. cept that one time...........
>>559489771
Its literally this:
>>559489651
with nothing happening.
http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/06/bourbon_street_shooting_and_af.html
>>559486276
before dying, shoot yourself in the balls, for the lulz
OH FUCK THE FEDS
ITS THE POPO
Anyone recording this for a webm/gif later
haha saw a cop pass by
>>559489883
>implying local police are even competent enough to track someone down who gave an anonymous tip
u must be THIS TALL
I clapped 3 times as instructed - also jacket in car, would draw NOPD attention wearing it outside in July
hurry up op
look I'm gonna go play some matchmaking but if this far rly does it someone get a screenshot ok?
why does your life suck, OP?
>>559490112
I missed it
Also, there's a lot of people
Do it already
>>559490063
Yup
>>559490097
>anonymous tip
Fucking lol, man
Do you think they ignore the identification of someone who just called in a mass shooting?
>>559486276
You could've at least chosen a new streetcam, faggit
>>559490112
>>559486276
do it right in the center of the street
>>559486276
if post ends in even number, dedicate your life to art, and have people love you in a hundred years.
>>559490343
Hueh
OP, appear on camera and tie your shoelaces
>>559490112
Stand in sight of the camera and wave at it, you're fucking invisible OP.
what's the point of this stupid fucking earthcam crap anyway? it would only be interesting if the resolution and frame rate were super high and you could zoom in on people and stuff. and ideally be able to yell things through a speaker mounted nearby
>>559490206
Thanks, but I really don't want to get into the semantic bullshit of it all; suffice to say it does, and I have been coming to 4chan for years, and I've always known that if I were going to do it, I'd at least want it to entertain my /b/ros
>>559490389
I tried.
>pic unrelated
>dwarf tits
>>559490343
If this post ends in an even number, anon and OP have to kill themselves.
>>559490441
You're an goddamn hero, OP
>>559490316
Ok, I'll do it again. Standby
>>559490441
nice trolin mang
saw a cop lol
Just saw a police officer
>>559490529
If this post ends in an even number I'm a faggot
>>559486276
police officer spotter watch out
>>559490263
oh shit saw a po po walking by the cam looking around
>guy with plastic container appears and looks around
did someone order a last meal for OP?
OP has level 99 invisibility cloak
>>559490592
Saw it too. Cop looks serious as fuck
>>559490529
if THIS post ends in an even number, everyone gets mod status, milhouse is a meme, and op is no longer a faggot until the start of the new year.
How are you seeing this?
>payed app?
stealthy as fuck op nice
Go under camera and yell "Fuck you Moot"
>>559490575
OH, HELLO OP.
>>559486276
don't want to miss it
>>559490575
>>559490575
OP CONFIRMED
GREEN HAT CLAPPED AT LOWER LEFT HAND CORNER
Corner clap!
>>559490575
Yeah i saw u
>>559486276
just saw you
>>559490637
hello volunteer jantir
HE'S FUCKING FOR REAL
saw you, stand on the fucking street corner. he's wearing a black shirt and a flat cap. and it looked like you only clapped twice. would have screenshotted but i could barely see you
>>559490575
oh SHIT
HE'S LEGIT
left corner, hat.
>>559490575
tie shoelaces, or stop and check your phone, or pretend to take a call
do something to stay on camera
There is one flaw in your story OP, I am also from New Orleans and it is impossible to wear a jacket today.
Op, stand on the fucking corner where those red bricks are, thats where we can see you
>>559490575
So are you gonna fucking an hero or waste more of my time
>>559490716
Shit nigger
>>559490637
FOR FREE!!
How are you seeing this? Is it a payed app?
http://www.earthcam com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/?cam=bourbonstreet
>>559489843
I'll screenshotted to late. His head is behind the sign. Ratty ass blue jeans. Has a tan flat cap on.
>mfw he's an earthcam app salesman
>mfw I bought it
can you scream fuck her right in the pussy before you shoot ? It would be funny as hell
>>559486276
Just saw you, green hat black shirt with yellow graffic, thin white guy ... just to let you know .. you were in the bottom left corner of the camera .. move towards the center when you do it.
OP, you're going to have to run into the middle of the intersection for this to be good, you wan't your death to be for nothing,
>>559486276
NICE JUST SAW YOU OP
another sighting
OP you look like a cool dude
>>559490932
pretty hardcore, someone got lucky with a 50/50 thing on the second try. coincidence of the year.
OH BOY
>>559490441
At least your gif will forever be posted here.
There ya go bastard, i seen ya nod,
oh shiiiit there he is!!!!
Nice hat
IT'S HIM GUYS
>>559490841
I saw him, he nodded to the camera with his flat cap
>>559490575
Confirmed, flat cap. Irish looking.
Goodbye OP, anticipating lulz.
op is for real holy shit
I want to believe that you're going to kill yourself
Ah, I think I finally saw him and his hat
Make sure you record this somebody
just downloaded the app off appaddict to watch haha
>>559490932
rape someone before you hero
im not sure i wanna see this
ps don't do it go fuck bitches and get money or something live op liiive
or deliver up to you
What kind of shitty third world intersection like this has no stop signs?
hey anon
you should ask out a girl
what's the worst that happens, you get rejected? so what?
is this mic sensitive enough to pick you up? cough under the cam
>>559488240
why are you trying to enlighten people on /b/
they can't handle that shit
>>559491197
You look like a Marine.
>>559491267
choice is easy
>>559491129
Yep, that's him
>>559490891
>>559491260
Then fuck off.
>>559490997
THIS
>>559491162
WHERES THE GUN BRAH
inb4 posting from his phone havin a great time with his friends.
someone call the Cats Meow and report him. Fat ginger with gray hat and yellow graphic tee.
Now three things can happen:
>OP does it, lulz ensue
>OP gets arrested by the cop mentioned before
>OP is a faggot and does nothing
It'll be the third one.
OP after seeing you, you look bro-tier
Come to Texas and we will hang out
>>559491260
Same...
>>559491358
he looks like hugh jackman
OP is secretly wolverine and will regenerate on-camera
oms so excite
>>559491129
>>559491197
Hey OP you look like a cool guy. We all know you aren't gonna shoot yourself in the fucking face. Thanks for making /b/ more interactive again.
I would bet my ridiculously high gov't salary that OP does NOT deliver. This is an attention grab.
OPs endorphins are popping like crazy at all the attention and will leave us just like the girlfriends you all wish you had.
if you wanna kill yourself you ahve nothing to loose go creat art and travel
Get on with it faget
Alright - confirmed for me; headed to lower Decatur to shoot several more whiskey shots before go time.
I don't see him.
where the fuck is that faggot?
>>559486276
At least do something more, like car jacking someone. Don't be a bitch OP.
Will monitor in the off chance that OP is not a faggot.
>>559491445
what part of texas are you in?
>>559491369
u enjoying living below sea level faggots?
OP grab one of them bead necklaces on the lamp and we will believe you for real
>>559491532
godspeed
Do something good before an hero-ing make sure people are nearby, scream something like "I'm doing this for Gaza/Israel/Ukraine/The Puppies"
Then take dick out and shoot yourself
>>559491532
have fun get some Jack Daniels green label
toast to you OP toast to you...
can somebody capture and broadcast the stream on a free streaming website?
>>559491532
Get pissed, then get rekt.
We're counting on you, you drunken faggot.
don't fucking do it op
i know it feels but BUT IT'S NOT WORTH IT
ENDLESS DARKNESS, SLEEP TIMES INFINITY
DON'T FUCKING DO IT
>>559491501
Fuck off, FBI. Why don't you call NOPD and tell them to subdue OP and become a hero?
30 minutes left til the troll does nothing
>>559491532
So when is go time?
Also someone start recording just in case
Please do something epic before kill
>>559486276
we have to call this the 'four-corner-accident'
live op spinning around firing his rifle while singing "... in the rain"
>the rain is blood
Sup guys just tuned in who's op pretty shitty quality
>>559491651
this
Ever notice how the OP of these stupid threads always make us wait? That's because 100% of the time they are faggots and you're all bigger faggots for beliebing something will happen.
bracing
>>559491553
This, faggot.
Do it for the lulz.
>>559491785
got fraps ready
DO IT FAGGOT
>>559491464
lol
So is this confirmed that the OP is real? That we've seen him do something on the EarthCam like wave at it or something?
>>559491724
http://www.earthcamcom/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/?cam=bourbonstreet
>>559491583
houston/galveston
>>559491445
what part of Texas nigger?
>>559491532
May the force be with you
probably a fraud again
Don't do it bro. I don't want to fagwhiteknight but better things in life, just be patient.
what the fuck did anyone see that dude with like all black and a medical mask on he looked crazy
>>559491785
there's already an achive
op don't do it
>>559491867
Yes.
>>559491795
incident
not accident
SHOOT THE FUCKING HORSE
lol, leather dude from the Village People strolling by
Did anyone else just see that bearded guy in fishnets or am I fucking high?
>>559486276
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SO FUCKING WHAT IF I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN AND SUCK THEIR DICKS
THAT DOESNT MAKE ME GAY
FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND SHAME ON YOU
I CAN SUCK WHOEVERS DICK I FUCKING WANT AND NOT BE JUDGED AS A FAGGOT
30 mins left
>>559489938
yeah, but that one time was pretty great
Oh shot is he gonna do it?
>>559491867
Yeah he clapped. Hes the handsome guy in the black shirt and green hat.
that poe looking for gunman
>>559491867
yes he waved and clapped 3 times already
there are SS of it
let everyone know your deepest darkest thoughts at the bar before you off yourself. Shine some light on us dishonest souls.
>>559491592
>tfw Dutch
What kind of back alley is this place? fucking horses, no stop signs. Jesus christ it's like i'm watching a cam in fucking mumbay.
waiting for OP to deliver...
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Not that you're going to do it, but if you do you should tell out that you're doing it for a cause; pedo-rights, legalize rape etc.
SCREAM HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
SCREAM HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
SCREAM HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
SCREAM HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
SCREAM HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>>559491930
kek, yeah...i regret not screen capping that dude. it looked like he was wearing fishnets
>>559491830
orly?
In what third world country is this in?!
>>559486276
> bartender doesn't even know I have my 9mm under my jacket.
> guy on cam has no jacket
Fucking summer fags
>>559491930
the real OP
>>559491869
are you generalizing? Zip code nigger 77619
OP MAKE A NEW THREAD
BUMP LIMIT INC
>>559491830
Yea, but i just saw the same COP PO PO walk by twice looking around like a mother fucker. So it's still fking funny.
There are kids around. Don't do it because it won't only be yourself you're hurting.
>>559492095
>pink comic sans
>>559492046
Ayy lmao
OP, become a hit man. Earn mad cash if you are good at it. If you are willing to end your life, then just keep earning with the knowledge that if you are about to get caught, you can kill yourself (you were going to anyway).
feds just drove by
>>559492095
this is op? that's a goddamn shame, he's hot as fuck
>>559492175
fuckin lol'd
>>559492216
ayy lmao
>>559492120
New Orleans. And about as close to 3rd world as you get here. Besides Detroit.
So, guys
If OP doesn't do this...
We have a profile of him, what he's wearing, and the screencap of him saying that he's carrying a 9mm pistol.
OP, if you don't deliver, you're getting fucking arrested.
GO, MY SWEET PRINCE
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>>559492198
fuck off back to facebook