>>559338064
Wait... I feel like I should be saying something here.

>>559338064
Hahaha, this makes mayonnaise gas.

>>559338308
Is that gas where if you inhale it tastes like mayonnaise?

Yellow or brown mustard?

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>>559338064

>>559338481
I see what you did there.

You're close, it's related to down syndrome, but I can't quite put my finger in it.

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Always glad to help out

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This was a very informative thread. Thank you guys!

>>559338652
is that gandolfini

>>559338813
Well yeah you can't put your finger on it, it's a gas silly.

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>mix mustard with gas
>mustard
>gas

>mfw trolling people to make mustard gas
>mfw troll because not actual mustard gas
>mfw double level troll

>>559339630
Transcendence

Th... thank you OP; I didn't get it at first, but that made my fucking day.

>>559339630
META

>>559339150
i tried dis and now my computer not turning on i am posting this from my iphone help ???

>>559338064
most of the time it isn't even mustard gas it's hydrazine which is still toxic but not a vesicant

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>>559338064
took me longer than it shouldve but thanks lol
Pic- you know its true.

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>>559340772

>>559340772
pics with timestamp

>>559341895
>taking the bait

shiggy-doodiggity

>>559342084
>not taking the bait to fuel the fire

i bom bom diggy diggy shiggy diggy shiggy

>>559341895
can't i have no internet, u got kik ??

>>559338308
lost 10/10

>>559342798
sure m8. It's mylittlepony13. Ask for nudes so I know it's you ;D

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I use only the finest

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>>559338064
>>559339757

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>tfw i actually wanted a lifehacks thread
Fuck you guys im posting lifehack shit in hopes another anon will do the same

>>559338064
kek.

I didn't know mustard gas was a real thing 'till like a week ago.

>>559344245
I want to shoot big ones.
Anybody tried this or something similar?

>>559344749
what are you 12? reported for underage

>>559343086
This drooling retarded is serious?

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>>559344004
Fellow anon to the resue

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>>559344875

>>55934477
would this work?
>i know its troll phisics but still it seems like ti wood work

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>>559344972

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>>559344909
Thank you anon
>>559344245
Havent tried yet, sorry

>>559344749

You new to the world?
>underageb%

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>>559345474

>>559344841
>>559345432

how does that make me underage?

>>559345432
underage bprecent?
dont you mean underage b8

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>>559345652

>>559343175
Escuse me, do you have any grey poupon?

>>559345601
underage b8?
dont you mean underage b&

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>>559345741

>>559345760
no thats underage band & is and
im trying to say underage bate b8

>>559345432
I retract my statement do to my gigantic fuck up typing.

On your way, Sir.

>>559338064
Works like a charm. Thanks, Anon.

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>>559346020

>>559339347
yeah, he starred in All in the Mafia Family

>>559344875
wait i dont get why this wouldn't work

>>559339150
omg this is the best thing ever

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>>559346110

>>559346130
a fan doesnt suck like we do its not airtight

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>>559338064
I love you OP

>>559346130
It would
This is a life hacks thread

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>>559346428

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from our friends at /diy/

>>559346130
Diameter of the big thing is too large, cohesion of water to the sides wouldn't be enough to prevent it from falling out of the cylinder

In a straw the diameter is tiny, so it works

>>559346281
Ever try Shin Black?
>god-tier premium korean ramen endorsed by PSY himself

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>>559346531

>>559338064
Don't do this it makes mustard gas

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>>559346747

>>559345419
this make banana omelets

>>559346734
fuck you, stop letting the newfags know

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>>559344864
maaaaaybeee :3

>>559345474
But that's possible though.

>>559346863
Still, nice to eat something a bit unique, especially if there's little at your disposal

>>559347157
>>559347058
>>559346981
>>559346861
>>559346747
>>559346653
>>559346531
>>559346428
>>559346345
>>559346281
>>559346253
>>559346110
>>559346107
>>559346020
wait i don't understand why this would not work

>>559346020
Stop your shitposting

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>>559347307
Forgot pic

>>559344356
I used to work at a gas station. You should've drawn up some diagram about drinking gasoline to make you cum more. It would've been more believable.

>>559347486
that's because you're smart
there's no way these don't work

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>>559347530
+1

>>559341127
Haha, its funny because its not even close to true.
Dollars are not even made with paper. Its a different material all together, not produced from trees. Paper can't withstand a a weeks worth of what a dollar would go through.
If you want to use the argument that you use checks, that would be somewhat valid but then you would also have to include credit cards and debit cards, which are used much more for transactions.
Even beyond that, money doesn't control us, although it does have a great influence on most peoples lives.

Drop moth balls in a tank of unleaded gas and it will boost the octane.

>>559344773
am i just retarded because that makes perfect sense to me

>>559347847
Solar =/= incandescent

>>559347547
>>559347727
>>559347758
wait, i dont understand why this would not work?

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Come on anons, im running low on shit

>>559347818

Good little capitalist.

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>>559348046
Who said they wouldnt?

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>>559347847
it requires SOLAR energy. as in from the sun. not a light bulb. Not the same energy

>>559348106
>>559348348
>>559348383
i dont understand why this would not work

>>559347847
>>559347982

and solar panels don't convert (yet) 100% of incoming light into energy

>>559348469
I get you.

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>>559348437

>>559348569
They will NEVER be able to.

>>559342084
>thinking he took the bait
sad

>>559348046
everyone works

>>559348569
and no light bulb is 100% efficient

>>559348383
you monster, why are you trying to kill us

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>>559348626

>>559338064
There's a real hack similar to this, but it's adding 100% pure acetone to the gas tank. Only a few tablespoons depending on how large the tank is. It increases the octane rating and improves mileage.
Can look it up to see all the people who have done it.

>>559339150
An oldie, but a goodie. Glad to see it's finally gotten it's own nice infographic.

>>559348508
>>559348383
wait i dotn understand why this would not work

>>559345204
lost, hard. better than YLYL

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Is there a life hack to cramming because I should be doing that instead of browsing /b/.

>>559348437
you
dense
motherfucker

>>559348569
They never will convert 100%, it's impossibru

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op are you kill

>>559338308
ha

>>559348190
what are you even implying?

>>559348437
How to pocket calculators work under a lamp then, brah?

>>559347547
Yeah, I imagine this is legal and would incur no fines.

>>559339150

This is bullshit.

I keep doing this but it never speeds up my computer.

>>559349750
No hi

>>559344764
It works, but it takes about a day for your balls to really fill up.
The lecithin is especially effective at givin you god-tier cumshots. If you can only try one thing, try that.

>>559346734
not sure if trolling or if you actually believe this...

>>559345474
They actually have this stuff now. Fucking plebs.

>>559338064
IT MAKES MUSTARD,
Erm..

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>>559349837
Hey, its just instructions for those willing to take the risk

>>559348190
What, do you run a perfect socialist nation? Are you your own governmental body free from the 'oppressive' economies of the western world? Do you live independent of anybody or any financial system?
No you fucking commie twat
Go orally massage a phallus, fagpenis.

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This is my last one anons. Please, carry on my legacy

>>559338064
fuck u op im writing this from the hospital
docters sed they found musterd gas in my lungs

rite now my legal team is tracking ur ip and we will find u and shut down ur internet forever

>>559346281
Thanks for this.
I'm sick, hungry and have lots of Ramen to spare

>>559348935
Mythbusters busted that

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I have a fuck ton of this stuff

>>559350538
I just read >>559349036 good luck finding me!

>>559350752
this wouldnt work

>>559350752
I heard this was how they tried to kill hitler

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welp im all out folks. it was fun while it lasted

>>559350707
Youre welcome, all i ask for in return is for anons to dump some lifehacks

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And more

>>559350708
Guys used to add mothballs (camphor) to the tank to make their exhaust smell like racing fuel.
Don't think it had any other effects.

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>>559339150

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1/5

>>559351454
I love this one! I made a bunch of these crystals and sold them to my little sister's friends to make necklaces and bracelets and stuff!

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>>559338064
why the fuck did you do this to me? first the spoons now this..what did i ever do to you 4chan

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>>559351872

>>559339150
This barely fucking works, my computer is a little faster for a day or so, but it goes back to normal. I only do it right before big presentations where I need to make sure my computer is in top notch condition.

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>>559339630

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>>559351956
3/5

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>>559352093
4/5

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>>559347818

>>559344356

NJ fag here, I have people to do this for me.

>>559346606
top kek

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>>559352173
5/5

>>559349036
>>559349139
>>559349691
>>559349750
>>559350218
>>559350469
>>559350752
>>559351061
>>559351341
>>559351454
>>559351607
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>>559351956
>>559352087
>>559352093
>>559352173
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>>559352272
i dotn gte why thes wouldnt work/?

>>559352372
Can you fuck off?

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>>559338064

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3r1c9UU5rk

>>559352542
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>559345760
underage b&?
dont you mean underage b@

>>559338064
>mustard
>high-octane additive
>mustard gas

>>559352628
fuck up newfag

>>559352542
>>559352603
i don get thwy thee wount worjk?

>>559347530
Troll science/troll physics is actually funny though.

>>559348437
It's ultraviolet energy m80

git gud

>>559352925
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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i like you hevean

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>>559339150
Does any one actually fall for this?

>>559346863
Holy shit, thanks for warning me, I could have ded

>>559353083
>'hack' name
and you claim to not be a newfag

>>559353304
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

do any one of you guys got any more of them tips?

>>559353471
No I think we explained everything in the known universe. Great thread guys.

>>559345419
>>559346863
>>559347307

They taste awesome, instead of salt for the eggs i used a bit of sugar and cinnamon

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>>559353437
lol newfag

>>559346130
if you could build the proper machine, the water might stay in place but you definitely would fall through the water to the ground.

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>>559353437
to be honest, you do sound like a faggot

>>559353857
>>559353857
Lol newfag

>>559349837
yeah, i imagine you'd get caught like some kind of faggot

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>>559353942

>>559354035
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

this thread should reach over 300 posts... i'm wishing

>>559353304
are you fucking retarded or what

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>>559354064

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>>559354064

>>559346130
Look up Reynolds number and you'll learn the truth.

>>559354435
And still, if it were to work, would it be enough c4 to kill someone??

>>559347847
Neither the bulb or the panel are 100% efficient. Some energy is turned into heat in both devices, so they cannot power each other indefinitely.

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>>559354270
>>559354369
>>559353942

>>559347847
The bulb releases energy as light and heat, the panel only absorbs (some) light. It would also have to be a UV bulb

?
? ?

>>559339150
It works but to u gotta do this shit monthly cus even though you delete it, when you do updates it gets reinstalled.

>>559354765
it aint gonna suck itself lol

>>559354718
niggawhat?

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>>559353942
>>559354064
>>559354270
>>559354369
>>559354765

>>559354765
You add a dick to that picture, and his entire facial expression changes.

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>How to make really cool Crystals

This is pretty easy, and you should have the stuff around your house!

1. You'll need around 5-7 pennies or copper coin, and a straw. Put these aside for now.
2.Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt in, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda.
3.Pour ammonia into the jar until 2/3rds full.
4. Fill the rest of the jar with bleach.
5. Now drop the pennies into the jar, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies.
6. Blow on them for about 30 seconds. (The more you blow, the richer the color in the crystals. This is because the chemicals react to the CO2)
7. You did it !

>>559355130
Just asking... i have no idea how much c4 you need to cause some real damage

A c4 block usb sized would be enough???

>>559354938
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>559346598
sounds good to me.

>>559345419
I do this almost everyday for breakfast, shits cash

?
? ?

>>559339150
>the pool team
kek'd

>>559351041
I busted out laughing thanks

>>559351607

This won't work. They'll redirect the IP address to an FBI server.

http://www.renesys.com/2014/03/turkish-internet-censorship/

>>559355362
Are you retarded? You still haven't figured out what's wrong?

>>559338064
Mustard....gas.
Oh, I get it now.

>>559353229
I did, about 5 years ago... I'd only been on 4chan for a few months.

I've never been very good with computers (too poor to afford one and school only ever taught basic typing).

>>559353229
did you read all the comments to it before your's? it's just trolls trolling trolls.

>>559355246
make sure the pennies are pre 1982, after that they're made with zinc

>>559350469
It's THOUSAND ISLAND DRSSING, nigger. Nothing less, nothing more.

>>559350218
Would recommend adding a small amount of powdered sulfer to that, since the aluminum iron reaction on its own is too strong and would be faster with an aluminum sulfide producing reaction to supplement it.

>>559351454
OH MY GOD WTF I PASSED THE FUCK OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHAT IS THIS SHIT

>>559351956
Yeah this doesn't work. Failure to identify is cause for detainment. After that virtually anything they saw you doing can fall under interfering with an investigation or disturbing the peace.

The best advice is to avoid cops, don't approach them if they're dealing with something else, and if they want to talk to you be polite.

>>559338064
don't do it! It makes nerve gas

>>559356264
I just figured out i replied to the wrong comments, i wad talking about the USB with c4.

>>559350469
>salad dressing like miracle whip
who the fuck is putting miracle whip on a salad
Also, it's Thousand Island. Just buy some.

This will have zero impact.

I've worked for marketing companies that send out junk mail. They've already spent the money for the return envelope, they got charged for it by the time it reaches you. The mail-back rate is so low, that they will NEVER notice, or care.

This will also never reach a "legal department". It will be tossed by an admin or intern who will open it, or some illegal in a fulfillment house. They're told what to look for in the return envelope, and if it's not what they sent out, it's recycled immediately.

NOBODY is going to take a legal threat sent in a bulk mail return envelope seriously.

Time wasted? None.

However, your return address, if you are dumb enough to include one, will be considered a "live" address, and will be used in the future for more mailings, and your info sold to other marketing scum.

Grats. You really annoyed them, didn't you?

LOL

>>559344773
It works in kerbal space program

>>559352697
underage b@?
dont you mean underage b€

>>559347184
who is this?

>>559352272
I dont get this.

The names remind me of weed.

>>559353304
woosh

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ThreadRevival.exe

>>559358556
I'm more worried that they used Mirical Whip AND Mayo... dats dangerous

>>559338064
Like hack, that for like, Facebook or something? Lol

>>559360135

Always been curious, what does that actually do?

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>>559360371
It's not a troll, actually. It's a real thing you can do.

>>559338064
Directions weren't clear. Ended up inside gas tank. plz respond

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>>559360492

>>559338064
Don't do that, this make mustard g~

You clever gril.

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>>559342328
The fire rises

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>>559360678

>>559346291
the pressure difference would rupture your lungs

>>559338064
big lols
5 interwebs for OP!!

>>559360371
Bro, it's WATER and CORN STARCH.
What the hell could it possibly do?

>>559350469
>>559357173
>>559358556
wrongfags are wrong

-Mayo
-Yellow Mustard
-Sweet Pickle Relish
-White Wine Vinegar
-Garlic Powder
-Onion Powder
-Paprika

Straight from McDonalds themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcu4Bj3xEyI

Only problems is that the video doesn't give proportions.