>>559246512
sauce?

i bump thee

>>559247238
boku noah pico

>>559247238
Its from the movie called "Noah"
pretty cool movie imo

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get em personal army

>>559247689
Do you know the year it cam out

>>559248434
just fucking google it

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>>559249248
THAT'S FUCKING ADORABLE!

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>>559249530
gtfo filthy casual

>>559248691
I thought inline skating got played out?

>>559249646
fuck that kid's a douchebag

>>559249879
lol

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>>559249248
I guess he must be a fruit bat!

>>559250441
Indeed he is, Carlos. Indeed he is.

>>559250441
yep m8

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>>559250441

>>559247872
>>559248691
>>559248843
>>559249036
>>559249248
>>559249605
>>559249879
>>559249976
WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON HERE

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>>559250702

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>>559247872

>>559250525
dead

>>559249976
Not gonna lie. Pretty bad ass way to go, staring down a tsunami.

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>>559250757

>>559250985
I've never laughed as hard as I did when I realized that "Apes with ak-47's" wasn't referring to the niggers

also fucking love that pose of victory

>>559250525
Sauce?

>>559250441
Go fuck yourself captain obvious

>>559251051

he survived actually

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The nigger was talking smack to the white mans girlfriend and he stood up for her and got sucker punched by that monkey. He actually suffered brain damage and spent a few days in a coma.

>>559251387
the video is even better with sound
search for it on youtube

>>559250162

Well fucking played

>>559250270
what's this faggot pointing at?

>>559250985
>insinuating that black people are apes

Jokes on you, all humans are apes.

>>559251714

No.

>>559251714
The dude is from simple pick up. A dating advice company. Doubt he went into a coma.
They are into trollling people IRL and probably pushed it a little too hard. The nigger is still a nigger and deserves jail for that.

>>559251194
What.

>>559251832
>well played
>>>/reddit/

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>>559249719

>I thought inline skating got played out?

What do you mean?

>>559251714
No.

>>559249879

.avi.exe

kek

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>>559252034

>>559251714
Real story is the white guy was pranking the nigger by saying "want to kiss my ass" or something like that to him and got sucker punched because the nigger just had to hit him.

>>559251714
He was "pranking" people, by asking if they want to kiss his ass, cause he had a plushie of a donkey. And of course people took it literally and he got punched the fuck out as seen here.

>>559247689
Do you know what actors played in it?

>>559252046

ok ^^

>>559252297
Robert Paulson

>>559252204
>>559252254
coz he is a nigger :D

>>559250817
the guy Reggie Fountain who owns Fountain power boats is my ex girlfriends Dads best friend he is fucking filthy rich

>>559249719
It has.

I'm pretty good at it and I love doing it, but last time I went out I had one car of girls mockingly "woo" at me and a car of guys scream "faggot".

It's odd that skateboarding is "cool", but if you directly attach wheels to your feet you're are suddenly a huge fag.

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>>559249842

>fuck that kid's a douchebag

He's an american fan.

>>559250441
CARLOS!

>>559246512
That movie was a fucking piece of garbage.

>MUH EMMA WOTZON.

>>559252434
Why the fuck are you saging?

>>559252071
last part is golden

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>>559252071

>>559252204
the faggot was warned and told to back off

instead he got closer and continued provoking the monkey faggot.

apparently him antagonizing random citizens someone makes the people he's aggrevating bad people for displaying their annoyance with this kids blatant disrepect and flamboyant faggotry.

i met this faggot and after i got mad at him for telling me to kiss his ass he started claiming im bad people.

fuck that faggot. i had shit on my plate that day and that kid can go fuck himself.

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>>559250702

It's shitty weather everyone is wearing shirt, but that mother-daughter attention whore team has to show off.

>>559252528
Fucking kek.

>>559252528
Haha lost at the end. Must be the Top Gear Guy.

>>559246512
that's what she said

oh...

>>559251884
No you retard, we have the same ancestors. Read a book.

>>559252126
I guess he cockblocked himself.

>>559252727
On many imageboards, if a user wants to reply to a thread but not bump it, they can put the word sage (correctly pronounced /sa-?e/ though often confused as IPA: [se?d?], akin to the homographic English word; Japanese: ??, short for ??? sageru, "to lower") in the e-mail field.

>>559250162
that's fuckin pro

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>>559253029
Bait, but I'm going to respond to you anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human
>a branch of great apes characterized by erect posture and bipedal locomotion
>a branch of great apes
>great apes
>apes

>>559252528
That was the best episode of Top Gear. Every time I see it I cry laughing.

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>>559252453

Is he the one making a dive?

>>559252619
I WANT THAT COSTUME.

>>559252665
Suddenly Patriachy

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>>559250985

1.These niggers look high as fuck.
2. They gave that chimpanzee a loaded and unlocked assault rifle.

>>559248691
Sauce?

>>559252842
TL;DR

I'll wait for the novel so I can get a synopsis.

>>559253285
lol

he's a short itialian dude with a faggot mullet

>>559252071

Anybody else find this incredibly hot?

>>559250934
>javelin
>hummvee

boy you sure are an idiot

>>559253690
YES I hope there's more

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>>559253559
good job, you managed to comprehend what is going on in that video.

>>559252842
You're just as bad as the dumb nigger. Gotta show how tough you are instead of walking away like a sensible person, am i right?

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>>559253559
those sword skills, damn

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>>559253968

>>559253968
sauce

>>559250985
>>559253559

it's a promo for a planet apes move or some shit

>>559254186
movie*

>>559253309
nice1

>>559254146
its in the file name, c'mon

>>559253285
Why are people wearing bikinis and swimwear in a park?

What country is this?

>>559253559

Fat swordsman is a bit of an idiot when it comes to utility but he knows how to use a sword.

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>>559250525

Dinosaurs are the best.

>>559253280
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human

>"Great ape" is a common name rather than a taxonomic label, and there are differences in usage. It may exclude human beings ("humans and the great apes") or include them ("humans and nonhuman great apes").

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>>559253285

>>559254186
no, that vid is much older than that.

>>559254418
>>559254146
people still answer this obvious bait?

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>>559254420

>tanning

Prolly not prude 'murria.

>>559253280
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_ape

>"Great ape" is a common name rather than a taxonomic label, and there are differences in usage. It may exclude human beings ("humans and the great apes") or include them ("humans and nonhuman great apes").

>>559253113
Get out of the thread than faggot

>>559250441
lol'd at file name

>>559254675
what is that from, I want to experience the horror of the friendzone show.

>>559254715
>than

>>559252665
HELP ME FEMINISM THE PATRIARCHY IS GETTING ME, RAAAAAAAPE

>>559254508
SMASH BANG WALLOP!

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>>559254836

Shut up spastic.

>>559254675
>prude america

I'm from 'Get ya arse out', 'flash ya cunt' Australia.

>>559253050
kekidi kek

>>559253559
harder than it looks, impressive.
No wonder he's so fat he can cut up a cow easily.
alpha/10

>>559254483
Nice try but that doesn't mean shit, we're still apes.

>>559254817
Don't be mad I'm right

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>>559254985
>spastic

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>>559247689
fuck you. fuck you and this fucking movie, fuck the stupid writers und the director. and fuck emma watson in particular, this crying bitch. i watched this shit flick yesterday and i could feel the cancer inside of me grow a little bit. fuck this shit. what an utter crap it was, i'm still angry. the last movie that did that to me was enter the void

>>559251714
if you want your racism to seem legitimate, tell the real story. otherwise you're just retarded or trolling

>>559251714
fake. someone slowed it down and zoomed in and you can see he didn't actually hit him.

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When try to type in the captcha the latters I have already typed in suddenly disappear and I have to type the whole shit again. That happens all the fucking time. Anyone know why?

>>559254985
thats champagne.

>>559253559
the 5th strike is actually rather impressive.

>>559255369
So they cut a hole in his mouth later to pretend he had? You're fucking cancer.

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>>559246512
I used that webm in this video i edited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAUUnPqazCU

>>559255416
champagne is wine from champagne.

>>559249248
Awwww das a cute ass doggie, THAT'S A FUCKING BAT?

>>559255481
que?

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>>559255369

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>>559255290
>und
nazi detected

>>559255557
Champagne is a type of wine from the champagne region of France.

>>559255391
Hot damn.

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>>559255196

Dude just blew out all the ligaments in his knees.

You'd think someone who does shit like that would at least know how to fall properly.

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I'd see that guy in the woods I'd ask him if he can't find he way back home?

>>559252876
not all cats are evil

>>559255196

Aw man why did he try that? Once he got to the top I bet he knew he was fucked on the way down.

That head hit too. His legs just give lol

>>559255724
Rule Zero exists for a reason.

>>559255695
holy fuck, that cessna is fucked

>>559255196

wtf was his plan when he gets to the top? just drop down and land on his feet? somehow end up on the roof?

the treatment for this clown probably cost at least a few thousand dollars

>>559255290
Why did you hate it so much?

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>>559255623

I literally gaged

>note to self: Never chacke hands with a monkey.

>>559254031

Looks like all kinds of fun, will buy. Thanks anon.

>>559255664

Your mom is whore from the whorish region of my anus

>>559254985
this webm just reminded me of this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

>>559254624
>20th century fox research library

why else would they make something like this? i can't think of any other movies they've recently made that would fit this

>>559250441
does anyone else fucking love spics?
i mean yea some are dicks but when they are funny/charming christ these fuckers really do it well.

Fuck mexicans tho

>>559255939

hahaha

>>559255713

What if Zelda was a girl?

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>>559255864

In 'murrica you can add to zeroes to that.

>>559248691
What's the worst part about roller skating?

>Telling your parents that you're gay.

>>559256052
I think it had something to do with Rise of the Planet of the Apes, like some of that viral marketing bullshit

>>559256052
I see where you're coming from but that video is much older then Planet of the apes. Even the first one

>>559252665
girls beating the shit out of another girl: no problem

a guy beating the shit out of those girls out of protection: suddenly three more guys get their balls in a twist and drag him out.

fuck that shit. they should have rekt those bitches until their silicon brains popped out.

>>559255903
>chacke
wat

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>>559255695

Fuck me, awesome footage. Thank god those guys had parachutes, amirite

>>559256241
This girl :3

>>559254186
Prequel of the Sequel, of the Reboot of the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Get it right pleb

>>559255431
What the fuck are you talking about? You''re fucking cancer. Especially if you enjoy those fags on youtube who all make fake video's.

>>559251950
PUA detected. Enjoy being labeled a creep and getting ugly bitches lel

>>559253621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjwna0QSnqs

>>559252126
must feel nice for both

>>559252665
how can i find this video w/ sound?

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>>559255695
Oh boy!

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>>559246512
>no sex

>>559256606
>pee into a hot radiator
>your piss immediatelly turns into steam and burns your dumb cunt

sounds about right

>>559252665

sauce

>>559252204
>sucker punched

He told him to back up several times before swinging, which is an adequate enough warning for his punch to be considered fair.

>>559256814

I found a transcript

"O NO YOU DINT BEATCH YOU A FUCKIN HO"

"RAWWR I DESTROY YOU"

>>559250985
>at the end
"What happened guise? Did I win?

>>559249248
hnnnnnngg

>>559256118
I just hate racists like you

>>559252842
Oh cool , which person were you in the video? HE is a faggot i'd love to see these youtubers who do stupid shit but make bank get fucking killed or permanently damaged

>>559246512
>Draws sword epically
>Stabs sword into ground like he doesn't give a fuck
Uhg, this seriously bothers me. Either be completely epic, or completely based; you cannot mix the two.

>>559249879

I like the guy ruined a PC just to record that.

>>559252619
How the fuck do you fall for that 550

>>559256764
says the guy on /b/

>>559257157
>PC
>It's already ruined.
Mac master-race... Yeah. I'm shit-trolling...
I'm sorry.

Hopefully if he is dumb enough to do that
He is smart enough to be able to recover it. Or whatever.

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>>559257157
>what are virtual machines

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>>559252665

All the men just sit there and watch a woman get beaten senseless UNTIL a man starts hitting a woman.
Then all of a sudden a woman being hit is unacceptable.
>white knights must die.

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>>559247651

>>559256331
this

>>559257362
Or that.

>>559250525
That's a crocodile not a Gator

>>559257362

>Kerbal space program

>>559257157
can clealy see a VM-ware splash screen.

>>559254985
awesome halloween costume

>>559252665
it just reminds me of lions...

1 male lion can do the same thing to a similar number of female lions

>>559257416
this.

yes i mad. how can people be so socially conditioned to be this retarded

>>559254985
I dont see how thats a cooler....

>>559249879
vmware virtual machine. Didn't it strike you as odd that it kept recording during a reboot?

>>559256937
omg i actually have sauce for something.
"Guy jumps on 5 on 1 girls' fight to save the day"

>>559246512
is that a paladan useing Consecration??

>>559256785
thanks

>>559255369
>fake
You're an idiot. A complete fucking idiot.

That right hook though. Nice speed, even moved his hips right. Undodgeable.

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>>559255939
fucking greatest

>>559257890
external videorecorder, between your pc and screen

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>>559250162
balls of steel that man

>>559254031

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMBg0j1GGgI

>>559255939
hmm, delicious ass

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>>559255870
because of a lot of little things.
>the old hollywood struggle, good against bad
>too many fighting scenes. i like fighting scenes a lot, but it was clear they only added them to please the average amercican audience
>emma watson crying
>so many artificial struggles (the boy's almost gf, the "bad" guys trying to capture the arc, the threat of mindlessly killing the babies, the son conspiring with the bad guy etc.)
>the stupid mix of fiction and something that doesn't even remotely resembles to history. for example the achknowledgement of evolution but excluding man from it. industrial cities in a pre-stoneage time. magic and stone giants and souls ascending to heaven. fuck this shit
>emma fucking watson who gets pregnant ALTHOUGH THIS BITCH CAN'T GET PREGNANT
>the assumption of successfully repopulating the earth with one family + emma watson
> 50% of the second half of the movie seemed to consist only of crying people, mainly emma watson. i hate crying people, crying babies and ringing telephones that have to ring at least 4 times before being picked up. FUCK ALL OF THAT YOU HOLLYWOOD DICKSUCKERS

I'll stop here before my blood starts boiling again

and just so say something positive after that rant: grand budapest hotel was a lovely movie

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>>559256846

>>559258078
Couldn't be. You can see the mouse move during the POST.

>>559255775
>>559255864

why not? he could have made it.
once reaching the top he could've clinched to the roof with his fingers, let his legs swing to that side and pull himself up. but he was clearly lacking the strength to pull it off in the end. he still deserved his fate

>>559249248
enjoy your rabies and bacterial infections

>>559253836
and yet its you, who got hooked

>>559257928

This makes me rage so hard. People fucking sitting there doing nothing, then when the guy starts attacking the girls they feel they need to intervene, because that's going too far...

>>559256638
oh look!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_of_the_Apes_(novel)

>>559255834
indeed

>>559250441
>I guess he must be a fruit bat!
Yes, that is a fruit bat.

>>559258009
>boohoo
Shut up moron it's obviously fake

>>559255391
happens to be too, bro. no idea. some gay shit. turn off autorefresh helps sometimes.

>>559255391
it timed out, type it after uploading/typing. either that or you have a script blocker that's blocking the timer so it refreshes upon being loaded.

>>559250525
>Everyone just watches
Seriously? I'd have jumped in and helped!

>>559255328
what real story

>>559257157
It's fake.

>>559258209
Well thanks for the heads up. Any specific action sequences to watch? Definitely don't want to sit through trash just to see a couple instances of violence, and that's the only reason I would be interested.

>>559252876
This reminds me why we started having Caturdays in the first place.

>>559249976
well, he was fucked anyways, so better go badass

>>559258659
He could have run it in a VM.

>>559252876
what the... Why was that dog such a cunt?

>>559255695
This happened in the town I live in, the guys were all really experienced skydivers and shit. They're also shady as fuck so I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't actually on purpose to collect insurance money and sell the footage. The wrecked plane was sitting a half mile from my house for a long time. In a body shop owned by one of the guys.

>>559258868

THANKS OBAMA

>>559251617

lol is that an actual scene from that gay movie?

>>559259057

It's a pretty meh french movie.

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>>559258714
if you're looking for action sequences i wouldn't recommend it. there are better movies with action/fighting/gore PLUS a better story out there.

>>559258868
source?

>>559253960
>YES I hope there's more
There probably is, someone trained the dog to do this and recorded it, obviously.

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>>559258868
cool

>>559251714
This Is the bullshit racist people spread, hahahahaha

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>>559259295

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>>559259295
no idea, got it from /b/

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>dat karate kick

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>>559246512

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>>559259213

>Euro russian plates
>Euro model cars
>Slavic men
>Maroon Lada
>Cyrillic signs.
>Communist generic housing buildings

Sure it is......

>>559258638
And done what exactly you fucking retard?

>>559250441
CARLOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>>559257416
>>559256408
Are you kidding me? They sat there and watched the guy beat the shit out of those dumb cunts for a good 30 seconds before they stopped the fight by escorting the guy THAT WAS BEING ATTACKED out of the area. How is this feminism?