Thin mints NAOW!

>buy cookies
>close door

>>559126702
tell them to go home.

>>559126702
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>559126702
thank lord jesus

>>559126852
This.
Thin mints are like crack cocaine.

>>559127018
/thread

>>559126702
>implying anyone here answers the door if the doorbell rings.

Samoas are best cookie.

>>559126702
try to remember if there's still room in the deep freeze.

>>559127335
There now like..
>they are

Wonder why my door leads to a school and is my house suddenly Howl's moving castle.

>>559127018
>>buy cookies

I see you've mistaken stones for cookies.

>>559127335
yeah they are especially right out of the freezer.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>559126702

show 'em my giant mickey

>>559127307

Yeah, I'd become a devout true believer if God sent me a pack of lolis

tell them santa claus isn't real

>>559126702
look down the block for parents

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What do you expect me to be able to do, /b/?

>>559126702
obvious trap
>close door

>>559126702
Tell em I just left my wallet in the other room, let them know they can come inside and sit on the couch.

Ask them if they like the new selena gomez tv show, ask if they would like to watch together, cudde up on the couch - raping ensues.

>>559127524

retard then you'd be facing the same direction

>>559127431
Faggot.

>>559127517
Fuck yeah.

>have no doors
>wonder where the sound came from

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>>559127751
>falling for the oldest bait

Buy all the caramel delights

>>559127751

He's obviously walking backwards.

>"What do you girls need?"
>"Wanna buy some cookies?"
>"Sure why not?"
>Purchase cookies
>Close door

hike up mini skirt of girl 3rd from left, plunge balls deep inside, cum with the force of 10000 suns

>>559127524
lol ameridumb
turning 360 gets back at the same point
Its 180 degrees

H-h-h-h-h-h-hi?

>>559127865

Do you live in a cardboard box?

>Tell them to come inside while i look for money
>Act like my towel fell by accident
>"I showed you mine, no show me yours"
>Fivesome

get my dick and see what happens

>>559127867
>heaven

>invite in
>offer to buy what they're selling over some wine
>they're excited to try grown up drinks
>they get real tipsy
>i start rubbing one of them
>she enjoys it
>the others wanna know what i'm doing
>show them
>they start doing it on themselves
>have sex with all of them

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>>559126702
cross fingers iv not run out of chloroform

>>559128086
Maybe.

>>559127751

newfag

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>>559127751
Oh you trickster, Heaven!

>>559126702
Instant cum

Spray them with cheeto dust, what else, dipshit?

>>559128265
>implying you have chloroform
>implying you cant just drug lolis very easy buy using OTC drugs

invite them to my basement with lollipops and icecream. then when they are finished eating send them back home.

>>559126702
Invite the one on the very right inside and tell the other three to fack off. Bring her inside and let down her pigtails and snuggle up with her while we watched a movie. Make her my loli waifu

>>559126702
>get real close
>look for cameltoe
>see none
>say meh
>close door/pic

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>>559127867

>implying me and Heaven aren't samefagging

>>559128075
Kek'd

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>>559126702
Reach behind door, grab AK-47, point it at them, in the name of Allah you are all now my wives, get in here and make me a bacon sandwich, then its orgy time. Allah Akbar! today was a good day.

>>559126702
"Give me my fucking girl scout cookies"

Eat their pussies, figuratively then Literally.

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>>559128470
implying twice

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>>559126702

Hey just shut the fuck up you fucking pervert.


ayy lmao

>>559127629
who is Che Guevara, answer me in 30 seconds

>>559126702
the one on the right comes in the house for a tour. the others are sent away

>>559126702
"Hello?"

Second one from left is the qtest.

>>559128779
Actually I wasn't implying...Ive durgged lolis all the time and the far as I can get is their n00dz

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>>559126702

>>559129008
You know what comes next.

>>559129142
nothing came next they either didnt care didnt remember

>>559127110
>turns 360 degrees
>walks over them

I'd ask mackenzie foy for her autograph and give it to a twihard girl and get some booty

>>559129312
I was talking about posting them. As in now now that you mentioned them you must post.

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>>559129015

>>559129326
tfw cute round butt

>>559128801
White faggots trending rapist and junkie revolutionaries.... you must feel so cool talking about pseudo-socialism with your hip revolution instigator friends

>>559128801
Lmfao so many people have stuff with him on it and don't even know his ideologies and what he did in his life hahhaa

>>559126702
tell them to not dress like whores and then close th4 door on them

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>>559129487
Why would I post evidence /b/?
why dont you just do it with a loli you like?

>>559129573
Lolibutt truly thr best butt.

>>559126702

>Implying I have a doorbell

>>559129008
your a idiot

>>559129326
dat ass

>>559129326
is that the girl from world war z

>>559129516
Skeptical pedo bear is skeptical.....

>>559129516
the new chris hansen is steve wilkos only hes batshit insane

>>559128219
>get my dick and see what happens
do you normally keep it in a locked box for safekeeping?

>>559127335
>>559127517
I still have six boxes in my freezer from the last cookie season

Shoot them all. I have a fence and any girl who can jump it must be that girl from Men in Black

Mods seriously how the hell do you allow this garbage to waste space this long... wtf

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>>559129326
Wait, is that a penis?

>>559130489
Because it wasn't the rules just because you dont like a thread doesn't mean it should be deleted
you just gtfo and dont come back

>>559127708
Pretty much this, with a handful of
>>559128265
It'd be hard to drug them all without the others screaming. Perhaps I could give them all drugged beverages? After, I'd take them down to my basement, and tie them up. I'm not letting them get free.

>>559127867
>>559127937
>>559128282

Doubly new.

>>559128801

Communist rebel leader in... Columbia?

>>559126702
>>wat do?

Steal their nickles and chewing gum.

>>559130428
>cookies having seasons

>>559130496
3 lolis & a shota, better than 4 lolis

>>559127751
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time. Cheeky prick.

>>559126702
be glad i installed camers (they look up to no good)
buy whatever they're selling (for fear of life)
use large bills (and if they don't have change, offer to buy rest of products or say 'keep the change')

>>559130962
Girl Scouts only sell cookies in the fall

>>559129641
I was just curious wether he knew who he was instead of just having an image of him not knowing what he did or what he stood for, just read your post >>559129725 exactly
he still hasn't responded, fucking faggot

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Disney gear.............
Aw hell, no, "Come inside girls and let me tell you about a Man Named Walt Disney, and how his great empire was ruined by evil hook nosed semites."

>>559127110
stop walking backwards

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>>559129379
>Being this new

>>559130752
Bait

>>559128470
You can buy chloroform on fucking ebay dingus

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Why don't you take a seat

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>>559132290
>You can buy chloroform on fucking ebay dingus

lol wow not bait

>>559126702
EVERYBODY WALKS THE DINOSAUR

Pay for my girlscout cookies

>>559132290
well I use about 700mg of DXM gels on them it works every time
>turn up heat
>wait for her to be happy as fuck and drunky
>tell her to get nude
>profit

>>559126702
they look dumb as fuck
>slap their shit face cause i couldn't teach them math

>>559129817
cause none are around? :P

cum

>>559130489
because /b/ is nothing bur garbage,

>>559133165
you dont have a niece or anything?
join me on tinychat room notb8
ill tell you what to do

>>559130752
He was moved back to cuba about 10 years ago, you can read on it if you really want. I'm pretty sure they did a DNA test too.

>>559128470
you fucking underage fag chloroform isn't OTC. chloroform is a common solvent

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>>559132591
No, why dont you take a peak..

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>>559133491
I was saying its better to use OTC because you can go to fucking walmart to buy them rather buy illegal substances
I have no idea how you did not clearly read that

>>559133429
ya, but thats my niece......

>>559133856
your point?

>>559128212
Holy shit I kekked

Help them with their problem and think to myself "awww so cute :3".

>>559126702

>Sup' kids?

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dat!

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>>559133340
What the ra-ri-ru-re-ro did you just say about me, ara ara? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my kurasu in chuunibyou, and I’ve been winkingly oblivious to numerous secret raids on my pantsu, and I have over 300 confirmed fanboy nosebleeds. I am trained in cosplay fanservice and I’m the most popular character on the entire show. You are nothing to me but just another baka hentai. I will wipe you the uguu out with fanservice the likes of which has never been seen before in this time slot, mark my ra-ri-ru-re-ro words. You think you can get away with being that ecchi to me over the Internet? Think again, baka. As we speak I am contacting my himitsu network of spies across the classroom and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, aho. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You’re going to die of embarrassment, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can humiliate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s before my transformation sequence. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the writers’ zany plot devices and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable smirk off the face of the continent, you pervert. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept quiet, ara ara. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you triple baka. I will unleash moe all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to sleep, kiddo. (Please don’t actually go to sleep on me.)
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>>559135046
TLDR

>>559135258
Just reported this shitty fucking reply, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that’s right ass hole. i don’t need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that’s right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you’ve ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.

turn 360 and walk away

>>559133429
>you dont have a niece or anything?
>join me on tinychat room notb8
>ill tell you what to do
You no talk?

>>559135732
Stop walking backwards everywhere

>>559135986
Holy shit are you dumb! I bet you are a liberal arts major, unlike the glorious STEM master race like myself. Let me tell you something buddy, if you keep spreading misinformation the way you are, you will slowly lower the world’s IQ to a position that is comparable to your own. Let me be clear, as I have an IQ that is TRIPPLE DIGITS! I can easily judge your character from across the god damn internet you little shit stain. The romans had a phrase “take it with a grain of salt” because they thought that salt nullified poisons, and they poisoned each other like a bunch of dicks. Guess what you are! A POISONOUS DICK! And the world needs at least a Pi amount of salt to get rid of you (that’s 3.14 lbs for all you retards). So help me god, if you breed you will bring us collectively closer to the idiocracy you so desire, for when the world is dumb, OP is king, you fucking retarded clown with downs.

>>559126702
Watch'em razzle dazzle

>>559135758
wait hold on i left it join 1000100010001110

>>559126702
Make millions selling designer outfits. Retire to island paradise with real women. The kind with big tits who would do a threesome with a fat fuck like me.

Not share money with children.

>>559131956
Being THIS new.

Ask what kind of pizza they like.

>>559136072
Does raging get you off?

>>559126702
I will begin to doubt my commitment to sparkle motion.

>>559126702
One (1) hour and no cp. I'm proud of you, /b/.

think of a way to get number 2 alone
captcha daughters belessa

Chloroform, followed by orgy.

>>559136514

you, you think you can just roll around the internets telling people what they can and what they can’t do?? i’ve had enough with your inb4, fagoat, and you won’t tell what to do and when to do it. it’s not for you to decide wherever i may roam and how i will do it. it’s my decision, my life you fucking piss of garbage. it’s people like you, who roam the internets with thrash, and bullying, and telling people whut to do, who make our world a shittier place. you won’t tell me where to sage, when to sage, and whut to sage. i might aswell look for you, and find where u live, and then i will turn that sweet little thing you call your life into a living hell. the fact that you’re anon here doesn’t prevent me from getting to you, and it is not uncommon for me to turn into a crazy madafaker when people like you piss me, you little piss of shit.you may not know it, but i know several dangerous people from the darkest places of the internets, including from the secret internets, tor. yeau you’ve probably heard the most horrifying stories about this one, and i can assure you that the people there are real, and i know them, and if i wished, they would have been on their way coming to you this very second. so if you want to avoid this horrible mess in the future, you will stop telling people whut to do on the internets, even when you are anonymous. i don’t know you, you don’t know me but that is going to change.very.soon.

I will turn you fucking underwear into wasps

>>559136749
In 2006 this would have been an achievement

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>>559136749
Just to break the streak.

>>559136997
lol I remember one time in 2006 there was a massive CP raid everyone who had proxies spammed every board in /b/ of cp
it was called a paradise one person even posted a picture of a little girl being skinned

>http://tap.pe/ ... Dad

>>559136997
All those meat and cheese and milk and egg eaters I know are slow witted and asleep. To call them sheep is an insult to the sheep.

And the same is true for all of you. As long as you rejected Veganism you support the illuminati in all things. You may see their hand guiding you but you will never escape it. You will only stay as computer warriors who will spread messages but never spread change.

Try even being Vegetarian, from there was wher emy awakening began. I started to see the patterns in our lives, the invivisible hands of the all seeing eye. But I saw only shadows as long as dairy passed my lips. Dairy and the chemicals of pacification, just as in the water, calcifying the pineal gland.

Change your diet, change your mind. You are what you eat. So eat what is free of the illuminati chemicals and truly awaken.
AWAKEN.

You will soon be lighter and brighter than all the slow plodding meat and cheese and milk and egg eaters when you reject their chemical cocktail of compliance.

The only way to truly wake up and truly red pill is to reject their food. Reject the means of control you take to your lips. Reject the meat and egg and cheese and even the FISH!!

For the Fish aren’t safe. The chemical saturates the oceans. It even seeps into the water supply. That’s why you must filtrate your water too, not only for the added fluroide.

But vegetables are pure, or have chemicals in them, natural chemicals that not only fight off the deposits in the body but in the water too. Vegetables and fruits are safe. Nuts and Fungi, safe. The vegan lifestyle is the only means to safety from illuminati food.

You have to awaken through your diet you have to reject them in their fast foods and steaks and eggs and millks and cheeeses or you’ll never be free of their mond control schemes and diseases.

WAKE UP AS I HAVE

WAKE UP AND TURN TO VEGANISM BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

>>559136930
You realize no one is reading your 30 page rants, right?

>>559137364
Don't have a cow man

>>559137453
It's just pasta newfag

Thin mints

>>559137586
Jelqing is just like any other exercise - you need to warm-up before starting!

1. Massage you penis until you are semi-tumescent (partial erection).
2. In warm water, soak a washcloth.
3. Wrap the washcloth around your penis for three minutes.
4. Repeat above warm-wrap another three times.

An alternative to the above jelqing warm-up is to simply massage and stroke your semi-erect penis in a warm bath.

The Jelq

1. Put some lubricant (eg. baby oil) on both your hands and penis. Your penis should be semi-erect.
2. With the thumb and forefinger of one hand, make an “Okay” sign around the base of your penis and grip it firmly.
3. Now start a milking motion towards the end of your penis.
4. When your milking hand reaches the head of your penis, form an “Okay” sign with your free hand and start milking as you did previously with the other hand. Do not milk the head of the penis.
5. You should be able to use both hands to create a continuous milking action, alternating between hands.

Ideally, you should be able to complete 100 jelq strokes every five minutes. For the first week, only perform 100 jelq strokes each day. For the second week, perform 200 jelq strokes each day. For the third week, perform 300 jelq strokes each day. From the fourth week onwards, try and perform 500 jelq strokes each day.

Important Points For Safe Jelqing

* Always do the warm-up exercises before commencing jelqing.
* Always use sufficient lubricant during jelqing.
* Don’t squeeze too hard when using the jelq grip. If it hurts or you see bruising on your penis after jelqing then your jelq grip is too hard.
* Never jelq when you have a full erection (and don’t ejaculate when jelqing). Jelq only when you have a semi-tumescent (rather than fully-erect) penis otherwise you may damage your penis.
* Always perform a “warm-down” (same as a warm-up) routine at the completion of your jelqing exercises.

>>559137453
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a young, brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior.

An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

The young man’s name - Albert Einstein

>>559136997
Make a thread in wakachan so people can post some there

>>559127493
This
If I opened my door and saw a school or shopping center I'd 180 and go back to bed

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>>559137725
U wot m8

>>559136749
I lied, I am dissapoint.

>>559137364
Faggot

>>559136293
BEING THIS NEW

so theres this chans with no mods, wat do?

i c h a n . o r g / s /
v c h a n . o r g / s /
h o t c h a n . o r g / t /

>>559138163
What the Marklar did you just fucking say about Marklar, you little Marklar? I’ll have you know Marklar graduated top of my class in the Navy Marklars, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Marklar , and I have over 300 confirmed Marklars. I am trained in Marklar warfare and I’m the top Marklar in the entire Marklar armed Marklars. You are nothing to Marklar but just another Marklar. Marklar will Marklar you the fuck out with Marklar the likes of which has never been Marklar before on this Marklar, mark my Marklar words. You think you can get away with saying that Marklar to me over the Marklar? Think again, Marklar. As we speak I am contacting my Marklar network of Marklar across the Marklar and your Marklar is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Marklar, Marklar. The Marklar that wipes out the pathetic little Marklar you call your Marklar. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar. Marklar can be Marklar, Marklar, and Marklar can Marklar you in over Marklar hundred ways, and that’s just with my Marklar. Not only am I extensively trained in Marklar combat, but I have access to the entire Marklar of the Marklar States Marklar Corps and Marklar will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Marklar off the face of the Marklar, you little Marklar. If only Marklar could have known what unholy Marklar your little “Marklar” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking Marklar. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the Marklar, you goddamn Marklar. I will Marklar fury all over you and you will Marklar in it. You’re fucking Marklar, Marklar.

>>559132859
how do you get a girl to take more than 2 bottles of DXM? She'd be fucking gone with no tolerance too.

>>559138001
gg anom

>>559137823
What does this achieve?

That's a big buffet of tight underage pussy. All you can eat baby.

>>559138531
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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>>559130636
then what would you do to them?

>>559138058
360*, not 180 you fucking tard lol. what are you, 7?

>>559138305
Topkek

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i jacked off to this thread but the idea of people meeting in chatrooms to trade secrets about drugging children really disturbs me

i request the mods do something.

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>>559138369
...
crush them then pour them in a drink no wonder you guys are so desperate for CP you can never make your own

>>559138829
What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I’ll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I’ve been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I’m the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I’m just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You’re fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that’s my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United Stat
es, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little “retribution” was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

>>559138283
Pizza

>>559138921
That stuff tastes awful. Also, 700mg would make anybody incapacitated for about 2 days at least. Delsym is a better option, it tastes better and the buzz is more mild. But what is the point of giving DXM to anyone? They're going to know they're drugged, and it actually increases mental activity, the opposite of a CNS depressant which is what is usually used to drug people.

>>559138283

Sooooo tempting to enter...shame im not going to do it.

>>559137671
And you're posting them anyway.

>>559139486
No it wouldn't my fucking god anon have you ever abused DXM gels?
you can take 2 grams and you'd wake up 14 hours later...it all depends on the weight and if you hate the taste then use chocolate milk it has a very strong taste

>>559139718
Theyre just regular chans with shit content, guy is trying to bring traffic and get more revenue.

>>559139038
Really?

Beth mae'r fuck wnaethoch chi yn unig ffycin ddweud am fi, yr ydych ychydig ast? 'N annhymerus' yn rhaid i chi wybod i mi raddio frig fy nosbarth yn y Morloi Llynges, ac yr wyf wedi bod yn ymwneud â nifer o gyrchoedd dirgel ar Al-Quaeda, ac yr wyf wedi dros 300 o lladd gadarnhau. Yr wyf yn hyfforddi mewn rhyfel gorila a fi yw sniper gorau yn y cyfan Unol Daleithiau lluoedd arfog. Rydych yn ddim i mi, ond dim ond targed arall. Byddaf yn sychu i chi y fuck allan gyda thrachywiredd byth pobl fel sydd wedi ei gweld o'r blaen ar y Ddaear, marciwch fy ngeiriau ffycin. Rydych chi'n meddwl y gallwch gael i ffwrdd â dweud bod cachu i mi dros y Rhyngrwyd? Meddyliwch eto, fucker. Wrth i ni siarad wyf yn cysylltu â fy rhwydwaith cyfrinach ysbiwyr ar draws yr Unol Daleithiau a bod eich IP yn cael ei olrhain ar hyn o bryd er mwyn i chi paratoi'n well ar gyfer y storm, cynrhon. Mae'r storm sy'n cael gwared ar y peth bach pathetic byddwch yn ffonio eich bywyd. Rydych yn ffycin marw, plentyn. Gallaf fod yn unrhyw le, unrhyw bryd, a gallaf eich lladd mewn dros saith cant o ffyrdd, a dim ond gyda fy nwylo noeth. Nid yn unig ydw i'n hyfforddi yn helaeth yn brwydro yn erbyn unarmed, ond yr wyf yn cael mynediad at y arsenal cyfan y Unol Daleithiau Marine Corps a byddaf yn ei ddefnyddio i ei maint llawn i sychu eich ass ddiflas oddi ar wyneb y cyfandir, yr ydych yn ychydig o cachu. Os mai dim ond gallech fod wedi gwybod beth dial ofnadwy eich bach "glyfar" sylw ar fin i ddod i lawr ar chi, efallai y byddai eich bod wedi cynnal eich tafod ffycin. Ond gallech beidio, oeddech peidio, ac yn awr eich bod yn talu'r pris, rydych goddamn idiot. Byddaf yn cachu pluog ar hyd a lled chi a byddwch yn boddi ynddo. Rydych yn ffycin marw, Kiddo.

>>559139901
s...still. WHAT IF YOU'RE A COP TOO!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>559140014
>go to pawn shop
>buy mosin nagant
>under $150
>go to sporting goods store
>buy pack of 7.62x54r, ~$20
>apply directly to the forehead

>>559140145
ichan has been around for years, im guessing vchan and hotchan are owned by the same person, it's just generic shit and it's not illegal to go to a link

>>559139741
Im not the one posting pasta.

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>>559126702

We already arrested:

In 2003, 339 arrests were made worldwide in connection with Operation Predator
In 2013, the number had grown to 2,099
To date, the total number of arrests linked to the operation totals 10,608

I think that shows how well Anonymous International Cooperation works


We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.
Support us on FaceBook:
http://www.fb.com/events/631028106962972/

>>559140170
>call hardcore pawnshop
>ask them for battletoads
>listen to them rage

>>559140302
Okay sir, I will now proceed with entering the URL. Goodbye /b/

>>559140649
I am a right angle/symmetric triangle and I’m extremely offended by this
, HOW DARE YOU posting your four vertecies In my face?
all of you four sided “normal” shapes are oppressing my people
Three sided shapes make just as stable of a weight distribution as squares
but for each centimeter of sidelines, triangles get 50% of area
Check your privilige square scum!

>>559140014
That nonsense can't actually be a language, can it?

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puppies, and candy?

>>559140510
Sorry, force of habit.

>>559127110
you fucking idiot. you are at your house, where are you going?

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Since when did I have a doorbell.

>>559140769
looks like welsh or gaelieg.

>>559140636
Lets just ignore this

>>559127524
you ficking idiot. If where are you walking away to, you LIVE there.

>>559141241
I woke up this mornin to the sound of freedom. I had a quick fuck with my ex wife and then i jumped into my f650 american pickup and headed out to enjoy this muther fucking american day. I saw an eagle on my way to the range and thought to myself, “that is god damn american rite there”. As i pull up to the range i solute gods greatest flag on earth and park my truck over two parking spaces because this is god damn merica. Some little punk kid foreigner is shooting his china pisshole peashooter. “God damn foreigner” i take out my colt 45 and desicrate his target like a true merican with merican skill of god damn america. Little eurofag points his little peashitter in my direction, i stand my ground and blaze that commy with american power. The american colt 45 power enters his brain and sends his brains all the way to korea and it leaves me feeling god damn american. God bless america and fuck all u commies.

>>559141051
obviously, he's leaving his house to those 4 girls, someones having a slumber party.

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>>559140636
...so I notice you guys have never taken down those that engage in bestiality, even though it is just as illegal and disgusting as the rest. I also notice you never used to take down the faggots when that was still illegal.....biased much?

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>>559141235
>lest just ignore this
>replies

>>559127335
Just get the Keebler Grass Hoppers. They're the same thing.
Keebler is one of the companies that makes the girl scout cookies.

>>559138560
what a crudely depraved post.

>>559141320
U zgjova këtë mornin me zërin e lirisë. Unë kisha një dështak të shpejtë me ish gruan time dhe pastaj unë u hodh në f650 time përmirësim amerikan dhe u drejtuan jashtë për të shijuar këtë ditë të muther ndyrë amerikan. Unë pashë një shqiponjë në rrugën time për varg dhe menduar për veten time ", që është zot mallkuar rit amerikan atje". Si i tërheq deri në varg i solucion perëndive flamurin më të madh në tokë dhe park kamion tim mbi dy hapësirat e parkimit, sepse kjo është perëndia merica mallkuar. Disa pak huaji kec punk është qitje peashooter tij porcelani pisshole. "Huaji mallkuar Perëndia" i marrë nga kërriçin e mia 45 dhe desicrate objektivin e tij si një Merican vërtetë me aftësi Merican e kuku america. Pak eurofag vë peashitter e tij të vogël në drejtimin tim, unë të qëndrojë terren tim dhe flakët që commy me fuqi amerikan. Amerikan colt 45 Fuqia hyn trurin e tij dhe ia dërgon kokën e tij gjatë gjithë rrugës për Kore dhe ajo e lë mua ndjenja zot mallkuar amerikan. Zoti e bekoftë Amerikën dhe qij të gjitha commies u.

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I would ask the poor little girls if they are lost, or if they needed to use my phone I would then tell them about or savior Jesus crist, hand them bibles and then send them on their way. I mean really what else could you do in that situation?

>>559141387
dude why do u get trolled by the post blatent "we are legion" post

>>559128282
summerfag

>>559141690
no I know he's a irrelevant faggot troll, I'm just making a point that anybody that believes that shit is a drooling fuck. They're just dumb.

>>559141895
furfag

>>559141895
>>559142059
pls dnt fite

>>559127995
Hello summerfag. How you doing, little fella?

>>559141673
>work as a coroner
>we put our beers in the bodies arm pits to keep them cold
>catch one guy fucking corpse
>catch female fucking corpse

dont die in San Fransisco people.
not only will you be violated but your body will become our fridge.atleast once a week.

lots of suburban white girls thinking they can handle city drugs/life.

it is mostly homeless though. SF has its dark secrets.SF is a tourist spot for very rich people who want to kill homeless.

in burlingame by the hotels next to 101 whores/random women bodies are found all the time and are covered up to protect the business men other high powers.
triads control alot more then people realize.
much more than any negro gang or cartel.

mostly telling them to get the fuck out of here before someone who cares catches them.
made the female who i caught fucking a corpse suck my cock and fucked her right there.

>>559142059
We're all faggots here, faggots.

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>>559141387
>bestiality
>illegal

jump and turn 420 no scope them and walk away with cookies.

>>559141235
I find it funny his icon says "Childhunter"

take off their shoes and lick their feet

>>559142570
>implying bestiality is NOT illegal.

you are clearly as autistic as your pict.

>>559142383
Who gets caught fucking the dead? Haven't they heard of door locks?

>>559127629
you look mildly retarded

>>559126702
Buy cookies or some shit, i'm not into kids

>>559128801
The shame of my fucking country, every leftist REVOLUCIÓN DE LOS OBREROS twat party hangs posters of him all over the fucking uni.

>>559142863
oh im sorry I didnt know peta queers come to /b/

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>>559129903
>>559129903
>>559129903
Way to fucking ignore me you fucking cumstained assholes.

>>559142570
in my state, bestiality is sexual assault in the fourth degree

>>559133713
>buy

Nigga, you can make chloroform out of bleach and acetone if you're not a complete fucking dumbass about it, and those two are not illegal at all.

>>559128234
>L2sage

>>559143417
>bestiality
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ed/Legality_of_Zoophilia_in_the_United_States.svg/400px-Legality_of_Zoophilia_in_the_United_States.svg.png
doesn't mean its illegal in all states you fucking moron...

>>559143720

Wheres the fun when they're not dancing or posing?

>>559142383
As in Japanese triads? Chinese?
So rich asians come to San Francisco to kill women/homeless and their triads cover it up? Good stuff anon

>>559143334
I have beat animals to death with a machete. I don't give a fuck about the animal. It's the cancerous disease spreading wastes of humans that are shit for doing that m8. Since you can't get a woman and have to resort to lesser species, go ahead and fuk an animal if you want. But illegal is illegal dumbass.

>>559143720
don't even try this guys, that's how you make nerve gas.

find their parents and tell them to stop letting their daughters dress like sluts

>>559143720
>>559133713
Acetone plus styrofoam cups collect the gas less yield but way safer...

>>559144046
then why are you QQing about animals being raped no one gives a shit?
stfu

>>559144081
That's chlorine and bleach, fgt

>>559144180
Ironic shitposting &c

I would say, Go home, you are to damn young to be slutty.

>>559144180
lol

>>559126702
"Hello, how can I help you."

>>559144280
you are cancer. fuk a dog. your mom basically.

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>buy cookies
>ask them to go in house for free shit
>take them to my rape lair
>rape

Let my dog out

>>559144597
>lair

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>>559144180
One person from anonymous claimed that they are actually a secret pedophilla movement but they are closet pedos which explains their denial
he also said
>anonymous thinks and talks about childporn and children more than pedos do they are even with children 99% of their time of the day

My sides left earth...

>>559126702
tell them i have diabetes. close door
go back to eating my oreos.

>>559126702
>>doorbell rings
>>open door
>>see this
>>wat do?


"I am immune to cuteness."

say WTF your parent just copy paste don`t you

>>559130496
I hope so.

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>>559144871
That's not the real Anonymous. The real Anonymous hates pedoscum. We will find you pedophiles.

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>>559144280
here's some wincest for you. your mom all prettied up and ready for your little peanut

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>>559126702
what the FUCK do pedophiles find attractive about children?

>>559126702
Id wonder how the fuck my house ended up in Disney World

>>559145340
no you wont...

Stop being a closet pedo"scum"

I mean why else do you wear a mask with a rapist mustache

>>559145458

I wonder that also. Their bodies haven't developed to be physically attractive yet or anything.
Is it just the "innocence" they find so hot?

>>559126702

wondering where are 68 missing ones

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I would ask them for tea

>>559145458
everything. pedos find children attractive the same way u find women attractive

>>559145458
Probably the tight and clean pussies. No diseases. Forbidden fruit.

First you'll need 5 pennies or any other copper coins.

Pour some ammonia into a clear jar about 2/3 full, that's how much chloroform you want for four lolis.

Put 2 tablespoons of salt into the jar.

Next get some laundry bleach and use it to fill the jar (remember don't get any on your clothes).

Put the pennies into the jar, get a straw and quickly stir then start blowing into the straw like blowing bubbles into a soft drink.

You should be seeing chloroform after about 30 seconds.

The CO2 in your breath helps make the chloroform.

10 minutes should make a pretty good sized batch of chloroform.

>>559145340
>implying
Here's my email. A leet haxxor like you should be able to find me through this, right?

[email protected]