>>558668457

Dear members of the church,

you guys are all niggers.

Suck my throbbing erection,

Hitler was a cool guy.

>>558668457
terrorist

>>558668457
not even lift

Islam will rule the world.

What the fuck did you

I am a demon and I don't need DNA to perform a curse on you fkers

Jesus wasn't white

>>558668457
Nigger, nigger; nigger. Nigger, nigger.

Jesus was a conman

ITT a preschool kid trys to give his local church a hard time

I am a pro-abortion,

Sorry, I was possessed there for a moment - let me start again...

God is a cool dude

ICH BIN DER FÜHRER

Praised be black baby jesus

I love Jewish people

>>558668457
I placed a bomb here

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>>558668919
Up to this one, that's what we have:

If god's real, why niggers?

Jehovah Witnesses are the correct religion

E lika kukost!

I recently started masturbating to cats getting set on fire, it's just the thrill of those little fucks having so much pain.. please can we make an appointment for exorcism?

I have over 300 confirmed kills

do you even church

r u havin a giggle?

homosexuality isn't a sin because

Hitler had way more swag

I suck cock real good.

Nigger bitch

And cluching nigger cock is

It's called a USB line. I'll tell you later.

jesus slaps my willy

and it tastes like salty milk

>>558668457
penile mutilation feels good cunt

I'm packing a big schlong,

good bones and calcium will

pope is fake and gay

>>558669357
>>558669417
>>558669425
WIN

Jesus was cut therefore superior

If god's real, why niggers?
IF GOD IS REAL, WHY NIGGERS?!?!

i am a trigendered omnisexual that just HAPPENS to have a female body and my partner is a female to desgendered-transmale that just HAPPENS to have a male body

Boobs are greatest god creation

fish

Hitlerbot2000 is the real pope

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>>558669165
twenny outta fiddy

My gold clock ring

y r u priests all pedophiles asking for Cheese Pizza on 4chan?

Because he killed Sinners (Jews)

The giant reptilian bird god

and the Vatican eventually moves to Mexico

>>558669671
shyte my fuarking arse t3rd

All niggers smell like farts

*tips fedora*

>>558669742
cock not clock fuck

GOD NO REAL IN

I wOnD3R(backwards R) iF ItS TrW;

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

captcha - nigger ecuitm

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P.S. All these things will I give you, if you will fall down and worship me.

Burn

I demand nudes of the

>>558668457
Why the hell would they go rifling through a random box? Post it like an actual letter you autist.

Wiggle Diggle RamTamTam

Firewood

>>558670073
this

The pope forgived child molesting vicars, so go ahead and suck a nigger dick.

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>>558669357
30/50

sorry my dog stole pen

i enjoy fucking smoking hot orphans who incest with abortions

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draw or print this on there too

>>558669671
just fucking say about me

PLEASE FORGIVE US OUR SINS

I am the second cumming of jesus

BTW, Norbert Wangnick touches all the little children :p

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>>558669572
Only 10 more.

>>558668457
on 07/27/14 it will explode

Dickhole

I buy Blink Dagger on AntiMage

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>>558670258
this as well

Jesus sucked on my balls

however jews are better than

>>558669317
>>558669352
>>558669357

HA!

me beccause i suck dick

Pregnant virgin, sounds like rape.

And that's why I'm your prophet

>>558670969
done!

(? ?? ?? ??)? dongers

>>558670969
hehe sign with this OP

btw jesus was a bastard

THE POPE'S ANAL HAMSTER INFESTION SHALL END TONIGHT!

Why do my balls smell

>>558670969

Also write:

P.S. This document counts as proof of the new faith that you now must worship for millenia to come.

I piss on babies ha

>>558670969
Yes

Jesus is my lord and savior

By the time you are reading this line the bomb will have blown up by name.

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>>558669860
OK. That's it. A whole fucking page of nonsense.
Thank you guys!
The church I will deliver this is in a Northern German village called Süderbrarup.

>>558670563
this is going to look like the work of an actual insane person. Good work op.

Raptor Jesus is the one and only true saviot

>>558671396
Oh yeah it will.

>>558671375
do they even understand english?

>>558671375
>implying they'll be able to read english

waste of time, OP. you truly are a german faggot today.

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>>558668457
God, today's my birthday and I'm foreveralone. Can you please write "Haopy birthday Raul"? Love you ib advance

>>558671524
thats the idea silly

>>558671396
This is /b/. It is the work of insane people

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there?

Jesus was actually a sandnigger

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>>558671603
Exactly.
>>558671531
I know that they can read English. I don't live in the US. The people here understand more than one language.

When I go to the Brarup-Markt (an annual fair aka annual alcohol days) tonight I will drop the box in front of the church.
Too bad I can't see the faces of the people who will read this.

Can you take a better quality picture of the finished paper, or with better lighting?

Op translate that shit into german first u useless nigger

"Homosexuality isn't a sin because Hitler had more swag. I suck cock real good"

loling so hard

im spining your wife on my dick

>>558672010
why would they look in the box doe

>>558671375
why dont you send it to ur local sandnigger temmple ... habt doch bestimmt sowas im dorf

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>>558672135
Quality is because iPod touch G4.
Lighting is better in my bathroom, I guess.

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>>558672384
2/3

>>558672384
>>558672504

Thanks

Thread is being archived

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>>558672504
3/3

>>558672618
Did you mean this?
http://4archive.org/b/thread/558668457
I just archived it myself.

>>558672737
>http://4archive.org/b/thread/558668457

I didn't know there was even a working web archive anymore, i'm archiving it on my server with:

https://pypi.python.org/pypi/BA-4chan-thread-archiver

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>>558672279
aw you didnt include mine

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>>558672337
Better? Now they definitely see that there's a letter inside.

>>558673054
use an envelope you fucking mongoloid

>>558673186
I don't have one you fucking negroid.

>>558673186
this.

Not to rain on your parade man, but the line " i
bomb has been placed here" is not a smart thing to include.

I know its seems unlikely it could be traced back to you but with theres advances all the time in law enforcement techniques and saying that stupid shit isnt worth the risk.

>>558673295

It's Germany man. They cool

>>558673054
Write in sharpie that was in a pooper on front of box: OPEN ME

>>558673381

Yeah Germans aren't known for overreacting...

>>558673465
top mother fucking lel

>>558673281

Go to the fucking post office then faggot

The box instead of a envelope helps make it look more real.

They'll probably still just open it, look at it for 2 seconds and throw it away though

>>558673295
> implying they don't see that the whole letter is a joke
Also it's the destiny I chose. And this >>558673381.

>>558673295

I'm high and just realised how startlingly incoherent that was,proceed with the bomb.

>>558673408
What do you do else with a fucking box? Using it as a bottle opener?

>>558671536
Is....is that a birthday message made out of poo?

The big bang was real

>church in germany find box
>wat do with box?
>>558673716 >use as a bottle opener
>wtf

>>558674172

germany

'Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!'

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>>558671375
Top Kek OP

Doesn't the church has a postbox?

>>558675194
Yeah, I guess. I would throw it into the postbox anyway if there was one. But I'm not sure.

> Homosexuality isn't a sin because Hitler had more swag.
That's my favorite part.