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Rule number 1:
don't ask 4chan for advice

let me make this clear: ull never understand my goddamn grayamorous demonkin issues!!!!!!!! quit triggering me, u UTERUS-BEARER-OVERPRIVILEGED BASEMENT DWELLER!!!!!!! ?(ò_ó?)? dont u see how erasing multIETHNIC, TRANSETHNIC & PARAGENDER-ALIGNED WYMYN, IS PROBLEMATIC, U CISHET-PRIVILEGED VIRGIN????? (????)?*: ??? its not my goddamn job 2 educate u, u middle, class-privileged scum!!! ~~*dont mention SEXUALITY LABELS, ITS REALLY TRIGGERING 2 ME!!!!*~~ (?°?°)?? ??? acknowledge that patriarchal beauty standards keeps me from having any damn rights!!!!!!!!

fastest = drunk girls
best = be everythin they ever need

>>558499264

to get them laid
go to some cheap place nightclub / discothec and wait until 5 AM (minimum)
like 75% of the girls still beeing there can be easily get laid by anyone
> do not do if u want serious realationship

>>558499264

if you have to ask, youll never be able to do these methods

you have what it takes or you dont. not even trying to be mean just being truthful

Fuck 'em right in the pussy!

>>558499584
KILL YOURSELF, YOU CLOSE-MINDED FREEBLEEDING-DISCRIMINATING, CIS-OVERPRIVILEGED LOSER

>>558499264
go outside, talk to girls, 1 out of 10 is going to fuck you the same day even without good game. promised

>>558499264

Be attractive

(When you finally know what this means, you'll realize I'm not talking about looks per se)

>>558499768
>>558499575

0/10

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>>558499264
>primejailbait.com
>using swedish armygear only issued to those above 18
>wat

Thick arms and people skills.

>>558499584
This guy is pretty much right.

Women are out of control sometimes when alcohol is in their system. It really depends on each of their own. As for "best" it fuckin sucks.

The fastest and best way is to stop being a pussy

>>558499778
More like 8 out of ten. Most girls are fucking whores.

>>558499624
>>558499624
>>558499624
English isn't your first language, huh?

>>558499264
1 close your browser
2 turn off your computer
3 you should understand where this is going by now.

>>558499264
this is something we never see on /b/

>>558499584
>be everything they ever need
this... does not work sadly. Grills tend to don't know what they want(some openly admit it). Best advice I can give you is be very self confident. Being very confident, spontaneous and creative works for 99/100 in experience

Go outside with some friends and meet people.

Is that so hard?

>>558499778
truth

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>>558499264
Ask this guy. He gets more pussy than all of us combined.

Meetme.com

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>>558499264
get a new hobby
join a club
get the fuck outside
womminz are everywhere, bitches say hi to me when im walking places

I ask my wife, "need a deposit?"

She hops right on as we're trying to make babies.

>>558500015

no
umad?

good enough to make people understand my means

>>558500154

I'm sure he does, Michael McIntyre is a very famous comedian.

>>558499264
Well, get married.

>>558499264
>fastest way to get laid and meet girls

about one fiddy

Send dick pic

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Ask them, 'Do you want to have sex with me?'

Asking for advice on /b/ is like asking a retarded blind person to paint the Mona Lisa.

>>558499778
1) Lots of men on here can't even talk to other men. I see shit like this all the time. "Just talk to them." "Talk naturally." How are you going to talk to a stranger if you're the type to sit in a corner at a party with friends? Baby steps.
2) Not everyone here is presentable. You have to be at least average for this to be true.
3) Gaming every single woman is a waste of time, you need to aim for your attractiveness bracket.
Not a bad plan, but if you're a typical 4chan dork like I was, please don't try this.

>>558500107
That is why you cover all your bases and tell them what they want.

>>558499264
Tinder or Plenty of fish. For POF just make a normal profile (lie a lot), attractive pics, and use an auto clicker to click yes to every girl in the meet me section. Then just screen through the ones that reply, get dates and try to fuck. (most will be DTF if they responded to you)

>>558499535
4chan advice isn't always bad

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>>558500215

Best of luck to you, mate.

>>558499264
just be forward, if possible dont be a creep and try to make them laugh

>>558499584
You guys are idiots. You do realize they can claim rape easily with the drunk crap.

download the app "tinder"

act like fuckin alpha, try to meet them within the next 24h.

talk to them, be funny
kiss her - it's hard if you're not familiar with that situation but u can do it. and it's full success even it's a very awkward situation when doing this the first time. :)

gl !

>>558499264
Don't care to much, desperation is a turn off

>>558499696
That makes no sense. Plenty of people went from beta to alpha tier.

>>558500658
It absolutely is. Please don't listen to anyone here.

>>558499264
Acting, my friend. Acting.
If you're fat, go lose the fat.
If you're ugly, cut your losses.
But you can fucking act. Be the person they want you to be, for those encounters.
But be strong enough to not lose yourself in the process. Happy hunting faggot.

>>558500792
make sure they don't

>>558499264
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE (? ?? ?? ??)? OF (? ?? ?? ??)?

POST (? ?? ?? ??)? IN 10 OTHER THREADS OR PREPARE TO BE DONGERED

>>558499264
Roofies. Anyone who tells you anything different is selling you something.

>>558501068
anyone who tells you this is selling you roofies

>go to a beach with active stores around it
>walk along edge of water looking for dame of your liking
>once you find her mention abruptly that you're not with anyone at the beach and you'd like to take said girl into a nearby store so that you may treat her to something; whether it be food, clothes, or both

This works for me 6/10 when asking te girl initially if she'd like to chill an then 7/10 times I've fucked the girls.

>>558501240
Anyone who tells you this is selling hookers

>>558501240
Nah, I'm handing them out like pamphlets from Jehovah's Witnesses.

Gotta keep /b/ros in the pussy.

>>558500015
Yeah, there actually exists other languages and cultures you fucking Amerifat ignorant bastard fuck I hate people like you. Even if you are a troll you fucking really stomp my nerves with your ethnocentrism
Sincerely
An ex-patriot of faggot ass USGAY

>>558499264
OP... Lower your standards and practice to build confidence and ability. The great secret is that women want it just as much as you do. Be less desperate than them.

>>558501342
hookers, like chilidogs and property in usa, can only be rented

>>558501616
Anyone who tells you this is selling cheesedogs

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>>558499535
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRVUOGUmxJI

Rule1: you don't talk about /b/

>be attractive
>be confident

being single helps. some girls get picky over that fact

>>558500792
Wear a disguise when you're raping her. Much harder to id you= easy to get away with.

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1) You must first be mildly attractive/charismatic (Loose weight fatty)
2) Either meet them in neutral areas like festivals, parties, work, anywhere besides bars
3) Never say you don't want a relationship
4) If that fails okcupid

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>>558500891
This too, I never get laid when It is obvious I want it.

>>558499264
looking decent and telling them straight forward what you want from them.

How I do it, step by step:
1. Buy nice clothes that reflect your personality. For me this is Ann Demuelemeester/Alejandro Ingelmo/Raf Simons sneakers, True Religion/7forallmankind/Tiger of Sweden jeans, Designer wifebeaters or tunic tanks from fucking target, and a designer bandana or skully holding back my dreads. (This reflects me because I'm materialistic as fuck, but laid back.)
2. Get a hairstyle that reflects your personality. I have dreadlocks. (I smoke weed, I'm easy-going.)
3. Basically you want your appearance to reflect who you are.
4. Go places that have girls. Parties are good, but I also invite girls from work out with me, girls from class out with me.. I'm not religious but I've been to church before to get girls.
5. When you go out, have a friend with you, or two.
6. I'm attractive so I don't know if this'll work for average or below-average guys, but I just stand and talk with my friends while scanning the room. Eventually you'll see someone looking at you. This might take hours, or 10 minutes.
7. That bitch wants the dick. Go talk to her. At this point she knows nothing about you except what you look like, and that she wants you, so you can go up and be as alpha as you want.
8. Ask that bitch to dance, to smoke, whatever the fuck, but whatever you ask, be physical. touch her. If she flirts back, ask her to leave. They agree a lot of the time.

There's an interview with chicago rapper lil bibby, where he's asked how he picks up girls. He answers basically that he just says ay gurl u want sum fuk, and some of them say yes. It's that easy.

>>558503667

>The Boomhauer method

>>558503667
Fuck off hippie

>>558499264

Choose your target, keep always the eye contact, act like a feline predator, speak slowly and smile at her, make her laugh, be brilliant, don't doubt for a single moment that her will be your and her will be. Give her your number or offer her something, act like all those things are your normal way to act.

You don't need to be beautyful...you have to communicate to her that you are the real man she's looking for her entire life.

Having a big cock is a great advantage, but u can have the largest one, but if u don't get laid no one will know it.

Sorry for my english, i'm italian and non so good in your lang.

>>558499264

cocaine

>>558499264
i pay for getting laid.
trust me it is the fastest way.

Also, the quickest way to a girl's ..not heart, but pussy.. is through her vices. If a girl likes to drink, buy her some shots. If she likes to smoke, give her a couple cigs, smoke with her and make conversation. If she likes weed, bust out a J and blaze with her.

Tips for smoking with girls:
1. ALWAYS light her cigarette.
2. When a roach gets too small for her to hit, you hit that shit until it's burning your fingers and shotgun the smoke to her, until you're kissing.
3. Never blow smoke in her face, but if she blows smoke in yours, it's go time, she wants the dick. Kiss her right then.
4. Learn to handle a high or chain-smoking effects.
5. Learn smoking tricks.
6. Always superman a J if you have it.

>>558499264
Parties
Booze
Sex

>>558499264
by ignoring them till they come to you

thank me later

>>558499264
be attractive, confident and put some effort in

>>558499264
Start by hooking up with someone much less attractive then you are and keep smashing your way to the top it's a great way to build your confidence .

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>>558504557
Been doing that all my life. Works for the most part until they no longer want to see you. But keeping a relationship is another story

>>558499264
Tinder

>>558500792
wear something generic. take her something private. use a condom, don't let her see your face.

most bitches will take a shower or some shit, removing the possibility that a pubic hair can identify you. as long as you don't spray your man-goo inside them (which is a dick move anyways), you should be okay.

>>558499264
1.look good
2.try to ask
3.and try again
4.success

that honestly works for me, but I got a pretty face and no selfrespect(no fatties or "wtf-people") when it comes to getting laid while being single! Just try, and take the second or third no for an answer.

>>558503991
How so? Boomhauer just annoys bitches into it. I almost peacock and then when i see a bitch lookin' i go in for the kill. Not even close to Boomhauer.

>>558504018
Hippies don't wear designer clothes.

Read Ovidius' Ars Amatoria. Seriously.
Some advice need to be adapted to our times, but he was spot-on.

From his advice:
1. Don't try to look "fancy". Look clean and well-groomed. Be moderated in accessories - aim for quality, not quantity.
2. Don't go to a specific place to look for girls. Look everywhere, be attentive. And specially, if you aren't a party lover, going to parties to look for girls is stupid.
3. Learn how much to brag about. Brag too much and you'll be seen as annoying; brag too little and you'll be seen as not worth the time. The sweet spot between both vary a lot between cultures, though.

>>558499264
If they think you're rich you score.

>>558505993
Or you look rich you score motherfucker.

>>558506071
Yep.

>>558499264
1. go to a festival
2. Don't wear stupid shit. Look like a nice guy and not like a whore, hipster, loser or a chav.
3. drink
4. Talk to random girls. Whatever you do, you cannot lose. Say funny things or even try: "Hey, i know it sounds weird or something, but my ex-gf had little boobies so i never touched big ones before. Can i maybe touch yours? If you want something in return, go for it!"
Worked for me twice after talking to like 20 girls. (But I'm from germany)
5. If 1-4 is too hard to accomplish, walk straight to a girl who is alone and put your nuts deep in herr butt, then rape!

>>558499264
Anything more complicated than what I'm about to say is horseshit:

1. Lower your standards
2. Put yourself in situations where you can meet people (school, a job, clubs, etc)

>>558506972
>> lower your standards

Best thing mentioned here.
Do it, this will help you.
If you are not able to do it, stop fapping to high end material and do a no fap month. After that you want to nail anything.

>>558503667
Best written tip so far

>>558506647
>#4
Bull.Fucking.Shit. The only way this works is if you're hitting on literal retards.

>>558504412
>Always superman a J if you have it.
Smoke it in one breath? Why?

>>558507521
I got kinda carried away describing appearance, but my point was that it really matters. It's the one thing that makes a girl talk to you. Unless you're dancing, rapping, singing, gloving, something that snatches attention... appearance is all you have. I will take any questions. I would seriously bet that I turn down more bitches at bars and parties than most guys talk to.

>558508145
My bad not superman.. What's it called when you suck the roach in after the final hit?

laziest way - Tinder
easiest way - super slutty club, not most clubs. but the kinky clubs or the gay clubs(girls there are more open minded)
more longterm - social circles, classes, join a club for something
god tier solution - learn how to fucking make it happen. I recommend Real Social Dynamics. they're a little fucked up. But you'll learn.

>>558505815
>Be moderated in accessories - aim for quality, not quantity.
What accessories do you wear?

>>558508145
see
>>558508650

>>558506071
>look rich
Best tip by length/usefulness ratio

>go to a bar
>find a 6/10
>buy her three drinks
>drink until she's an 8/10
>ask her home and get laid

>>558508650
>What's it called when you suck the roach in after the final hit?

Retarded

>>558507593
welcome to germany i guess

>>558499264
rape

>>558508794
had personal success or did you "learn about it?"

>>558508915
Idunno if that anon is still here, but I wear:
-a watch (not gold, everyone will assume it's fake even if it's not)
-a bandanna or skully
-a small gold chain which I keep tucked most of the time, but you can see it when the shirt comes off.
-2 rings
-If it's daytime I generally have sunglasses clipped on my shirt.

Use your powers:
-Money
-Alcohol

Clubs can be difficult - because guys go there to hookup, and girls go there to dance / drink with their friends. Usually they aren't okay with going home with totally random guys.

Through friends is probably your best bet. Find a friend (girl or guy) who has a good crop of female following, then go drink or clubbing with a group like that. They're 5x more likely to sleep with you if you met them an hour before going out to the club. - As opposed to meeting them AT the club.
It's also much easier this way.

>>558509236
I do this every time.. I've never hurt myself. You just have to put it out quickly.
>>558509748
My answer: >>558509637
You put the roach out with your mouth and swallow it. If she's been smoking she won't notice the taste, and neither will you. It looks cool, and when the girl is like wtf, you're just like.. oh... habit.. ayy lmao.

>>558509637
What sunglasses?

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>>558499264
>What do you find is the fastest way to get laid and meet girls?
Rape.

offer sex, move on.
that simple.

>>558510112
No, no, it's not retarded because of possible pain.
It's just fucking stupid. Like black-person-stupid stupid.

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>>558510204
Roughly like these, but not exactly.

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>>558499264
First you've got your order wrong. It's meet girls ---> then get laid. Get a job, go to school, you'll be surrounded by girls. It's not like they're some mythical being that is hard to find. Then treat them like shit with some humor thrown in. You'll be beating off the bitches.

>>558510606
I'd rather bitches beating me off, ya know?

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Have a quiet sense of self worth and you'll do fine.

>>558510564
Exactly how is it retarded? It's an unexpected trick that most people are scared to do, and generally makes people react. The risks are it going into your lungs if you're retarded or burning the inside of your mouth, which if your mouth is wet enough and you hit it in the right place, you won't. So what's retarded about it?

>>558499264
Patience is a virtue for a reason. Not saying wait for one to fall into your lap (though that works well for long-tern relationships sometimes) but don't try to rush yourself into bed with a girl. It won't happen that way. Unless she's a giant slut. Also bag your dick. STD's aren't fun, I would imagine.

>change your last name to Vanderbilt
>lease a new BMW
>if you show up at a nightclub in the latest model BMW and your Drivers license says fucking Vanderbilt on it you will get laid no matter what you look like or how smooth you are

protip

>hide the lease papers under your seat because women will check the glove box to see if the BMW is leased
>fuck a bitch and never return her calls

>>558508915
>What accessories do you wear?
Dark glasses in the summer (only when Sun is a bother) and a wrist clock if I'm dressed more formally.

The key is to be confident and dominant. First impression is key. Don't act like the little insecure bitch you are, bitches hate that, but act strong and proud instead. Even if you're not, most guys are insecure, yet they bag girls still.

Then once you get her interested, you have to find a way to keep her interested; keep her on her toes, don't ever let her believe for one moment that you're that into her, she would fuck some other Chad or cheat and leave almost as soon as she has the opportunity.

Those are pretty much the basics but if anyone has any questions, I'd be happy to answer. I swear by my method, it gets me laid all the time.

The most successful method is to be straightforward. I haven't been with too many women, only four, but just be honest with them and make your intentions clear from the start. Let her know that you are interested in her and don't try to be too friendly. Then ask her for her number and say it would be nice to see eachother sometime. Then just flirt with her and things will proceed.

>>558511057
I disagree with not letting her know you're into her. I just make sure she shows way more interest in me, then I walk over and i let her know it's mutual. The key is to do it calmly, assertively, and more through body language than words.

>>558499264
1) be hot guy
2) if can't be 1, at least be fit
3) if not 1 and/or 2, be confident (ever wonder how that ugly fuker got the babe, usually confidence, or cash moneys...)

In reality if you have 3, you don't need 1 or 2 (although it doesn't hurt). I literally get turned off these days by how ezy it is to pick up a chick if you're confident. Once upon i time i was a unconfident teen (and about 15kg too heavy, which is more about self confidence than anything else), 15 years later and i'm picking up women 10 years younger than me, just cause of how awesome i think i am...

>>558510606
>>558510836
Great images.
Has anyone scored on Tinder and what was it like?

>find a random dumbfuck whore
>get laid
>let your hormones do the rest
>done

Getting your dick in vagina affects your hormonal system and boosts your confidence. With that you'll be a magnet for 90% of other women. It's just as easy as that. Women are basically stupid as fuck animals.

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>>558510204

I have a pair of Predatos 2's.

Look nice as fuck. Great quality. But wear them on your fucking face, not clipped to your shirt like a hipster faggot.

>>558511405
A friend of mine visited me in Orlando from college in NY. He really wanted to get some Orlando pussy. He was on Tinder the whole time and ended up getting head from this sorta chubby maybe 6/10. Basically really easy, but idunno how often the easy ones are attractive.

>>558511591
Is that your keyboard?

Also, if you wear sunglasses over your eyes inside it's going to hurt your chances. dumbass.

Hey, Ohiofag total beta reporting in. Last night, got drunk with my best friend. (female) She and HER friend, let's just call her Holly, have been friends for a long time, like 9 years. Mind you, my best friend is not too unattractive(kinda fat) but Holly is a 10/10 A-List stripper from town, total fuckin' knockout.Ink,, eyes, lips legs and hips, the works. she bought a bag of wine, and the awesome ensued. ended up cheating on my wife all night, with her all to myself next to my best friend and her boytoy. I have a porno uploading to redtube right about now, post links later. Anyway, my point is, you don't have to be confident or assertive or in any way "alpha" to bag the truly sexy. I can tell you most girls with a maturity level and life experience congruent to yours will be easily turned on by honesty, choice of words and a general attitude of just not giving a fuck. wait for it, man. Wait, and the universe will reward you.

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>>558511487
A wise man once said, 'lower your standards and improve your average'...

Just treat them like shit. There is a reason girls go for assholes. They like them.

>>558507593
they ARE retards
>I'm from germany

in germany we say "Dumm fickt gut" = stupid people fuck good

>>558511398
I mis-spoke--or mis-typed, rather. You can show interest in her, but I meant that you should not ever let her get into the mindset that it's a sealed deal, that you're hers; she'll use that. Sure, you can dig her a bit and be open about that, but don't go catching one-itis, and to put it bluntly never put that pussy on a pedestal.

>>558503667
>He answers basically that he just says ay gurl u want sum fuk

Sure he says that, hes a nigger, but there is no reason this is true

>>558512216
girls go for assholes, then they learn there lesson eventually. women go for fully employed nice guys with big dicks.

>>558512269
yee.

>>558512316
What does he have to lie for? He could as easily have said how he actually gets girls, or made up a more believable story.

>>558511876

Actually, I am a hemiplegic migraine sufferer. I was told by a neurologist to wear them inside when using the PC, which I don't, but still.

Gonna listen to him over you.

Fact of the matter is, why buy sunglasses to clip on your shirt like a faggot?

I use to have a picture of a guy with sunglasses on his face and the same pair clipped on his shirt simultaneously. Looked fucking ridiculous.

And you don't need that shit to land a qt. Confidence is the key.

Because I have a bit of social anxiety although I am more than average looking I noticed that when I behave like a total asshole (when the alcohol and the situation make me like that), not showing that I care for the girl and generally have the attitude of a douche I always score a girl.

>>558503667
>If she flirts back, ask her to leave

>>558511876

And yes Pixxo keyboard. Jelly?

>>558512526
>What does he have to lie for?

I dont know, I dont study different kind of animals

Even the most handsome people get turned down, so: Approach, approach, approach!

It's a numbers game really.
Never let turndowns get to you.

>>558512854
>mfw Aubrey Plaze shot down Ryan Gosling, twice.

>>558503667

>Get a hairstyle that reflects your personality.

No you need to focus on a hairstyle that reflects the shape of your face. The same with your eyebrows and facial hair. Very important to stay neat and not look like a goddamn freak.

>>558510928
yeah I dont know about you but my mouth is always SUPER wet after smoking a fat j
just cant even control how much slober is pouring out of it constantly

>>558510112
confirmed for completely retarded

>>558512574
Well of course that looks ridiculous. You wear them over your eyes outside, and clip them on your shirt inside for convenience. Better than wearing them on your head.

>>558512736
Leave with you..

>>558512793
I'm not jelly. What the fuck is all over it???

>>558512818
kek

>>558513020
this too.

>>558513039
wat
>>558513142
how

>>558512574
migraines could be caused by parasites, have you been tested for this?

>>558513436

Mine go in the case so I don't fuck them up.

My keyboard is dusty btw.

>>558513456

Naa it's associated from my tinnitus.

>>558513456

And the migraines aren't what bother me, it's the half blindness I experience and the extreme all over body weakness sometimes I get. Fucking TORTURE.

>>558513436
>how
because you
a) put out a roach with your mouth
b) swallow it
c) think that makes you sexy / badass, honestly, whatever i dunno
d) "hurr durr, habbit"
e) she wont notice the smell

pretty much your entire story, chopped up into little parts - they're all fucking retarded

>>558513436
>sarcasm
have you ever smoked a joint friend?

>>558499264
I can promise you that if you go out and offer random girls at least 100 bucks you are for sdue to find a couple who will have sex with you for that amount.

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>>558499264

First you gotta know what kind of female your looking for. Girls like guys that treat them like another person, not a potential vagina. Rule #16 is a rule to live by "No girls exist on the internet". Apply that to real life. Don't give females a pedestal to sit on. Don't laugh or agree with everything they say. When you grovel at a girl and act as if she can do no wrong you've already fucked yourself Anon. A girl wants a guy that can do without her. The more you focus on bettering yourself the more females will want you.
Lower your standards for a while until you learn the female dynamic. It can be applied to 80% of women. Go for girls you know yo can get and eventually you'll learn there's not a single female you couldn't get.

I've always wondered too what separates some males from others?

Like if you're a leswag fag you can go around and slap girls asses even if you don't know them and it's OK and they laugh and shit and like it. But people like me, I could do that and they would wanna file charges, when I am well kept (I dress in neat shit, have nice shoes, etc..).

Some anons say it's because they see and expect more in me but that I feel is sympathetic talk.

>>558500606
Read this faggots

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>>558500929
>>this is what betas actually believe

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There's just a shit monsoon of misinfo on this thread. Just a bunch a pimply lame brains who read e-books about what it takes to be an alpha male. Then tossing a turd to the crowd hoping someone picks it up thinking it's a baby ruth bar.

>>558499264
Go to a bar and find a drunk girl. Easy laid

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>>558500792
Hahah to the previous three replies.
>this is why I love /b/

>>558500028

I did this! I had to turn it back on because I didnt understand what to do next!

PLEASE TELL ME!!

There is no fast way. Also working out is a waste of time.

What you have to do is Master the Art of Communication. Spend your free time studying conversation skills. Stay away from all that PUA stuff though... cringe. Just learn how to hold a conversation, and be able to look a girl in the eyes while doing it.

If you are not good looking don't even try.You will just be disapointed.
Only thing women care about is good looks,and they think that 70-80% of men are unattractive.

>>558514943

He's saying go outside.

>>558509481
had success.

Rsd nation will teach you

dont be ugly or poor

>>558514987

>working out is a waste of time

enjoy your heartattack faggot

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>>558499264

>>558515571

You can get puss in your trailer park. Like the two girls on Little Birds who are less fortunate. I would wreck them both.

It is my dream to find a virgin qt who doesn't have shit, and I want to pick her up and give her a good life. Is this beta?

>>558513978
If you think it's retarded, whatever, don't do it;)

>>558514007
Yeah no I got that it's just, you can definitely make your mouth wet after, it's just not the default state. fucker.

Easy and fast:

rate yourselt (or let others rate you - but only those who do it honest) on a scale from 1 - 10.
Then only go for girls that would be rated at least two numbers lower than you. you're a six, you go for a four.
not rate after your personla preferences (if you like girls with strange noses keep in mind that's not what an average person would like).
Keep in mind that things like small tits don't lower ratings that much.
Also keep in mind that chubby girls can have a lot of admirers when they are actually pretty (nice face and hourglass like figure) and they will see themselves higher then they are even if you might rate them very low.


then just talk to her, she'll be so happy you talk to her it'S not that important what you say.

>>558499264
Talk to her nad let her talk, the more you can, even if you're not the talking like guy, say whaterver comes to your mind about any argument you can think, that's how you get chicks

>>558516732
oh, and drink some redbull first, it will help you.

>>558501504
calm down, your rectum is bleeding

>>558516649

I would say something, but can't afford to get v&.

>>558499264
The fastest way is having a personality and realizing that other humans (even girls!) are conscious beings like yourself

>>558514459
is that a trap? that's the manliest chin i've seen in years

>>558499575
How gay is this fag? Fuck off poofter

>>558515370
this.
1. be good looking
2. don't be ugly

being successful helps too.

>>558500605
This guy knows what's up. POF is so simple and the girls are easy as fuck. I just send the something retarded along the lines of "hey I need to find a side kick" or something to start a convo then get number fuck and never respond again.

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Alpha male 3rd degree reporting in.

I'll write you a brief guide OP.

Main ways of getting laid:
>Facebook
>Bars
>Parties
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>Facebook

-Have a decent image on social media (No you don't have to be a swag fag or any other gay ass fad)
-Add local girls in your area
-Send them messages and be confident and casual

example " Hey I thought you were good looking and I was wondering if I can get to know you better"

Take it from there. and eventually try an meet up with them.
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>Bars & Parties

-Always go to the bar or a party with a group of friends. (not your douchiest of friends)
-Usually there will me mutual friends so you'll broaden your acquaintances.
-Try to join an inner circle of your friends talking to people they know when there are girls in the mix
-Jump in and shake their hands and introduce yourself.
-Make conversation
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Its really not as hard as you think dude. You just need to be confident, have a sense of style, and zero in on signs they give you.

>>558518627

Forgot to ass my credentials:
>21
>slept with about different 12 partners
>Got it in around 35 times.

>>558517541
do those tits look fake you fucking tard