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Guys
I need money
Will do almost anything
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>>558406146
Probably a guy who can't draw :|
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Start by telling me more about yourself.

How did it all come to this
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>>558406146

>except get a fucking job
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google the word "micro" followed by the word "workers" dipshit. money is an illusion, and if its ruining your life get out of the system.
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Type faster bitch I have you on the clock.
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>>558406146
I have $100 that I can live without them, post a picture of urself throwing your shoe to your neighbor's window and I will send them to your pay pal account
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>>558406401
Job market is in the shitter, can't find one for the life of me

>>558406398
I was stupid with my money, and now I can't make rent. I have about 2 weeks until im kicked out of my place.
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>>558406859
hrmmmm
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>>558406859
and by the way, you have to do that in speedo/g tang or shit like that, post evidence to know that you did it
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>>558406872
Keep heart; you have two weeks. Perhaps you should try to get Capitalism overthrown by then; a little motivation goes a long way
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>>558406146
>will do almost anything
how about getting a job?
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>>558406146
I'll give you $1 for every two that you send me. Hurry though, this offer won't last long.
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>>558406646

Can you give me more detail about this?
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Completely color your dick black with sharpie and I'll send you $2 on paypal
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>>558406146
better get on that corner and start planting two lips
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>>558407276
ok, OP threw shoe at house several times, failed to get a good shot though, what would you suggest?
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>>558407013
they've being there for a while, it was destiny, they are urs, you know what to do
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>>558408637
well, that's easy, put paint in the shoe and take a before/after photo, that does not mean that u will not try to break the window though that's ur objective in this mission, and here its what we do, if you don't break it I'll give u only 50, but if you break it the whole thing is urs
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>>558409168
I dont know, shoes aren't very heavy or big. Gonna be hard to break a window with it...
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>>558409168
ok attempt one was a failure. I threw it and it just bounced off
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>>558409675
Do you use fucking flip flops OP?? come on, if you only use faggy convers shit or stuff like that add a stone or a brick, creativity's your ally, fucking use it!
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ok, time for story of how I got here. Maybe a few of you will take pity and give me money.

>be me. fresh out of college
>brand new gf
>feelsgoodmane
>we'd been dating for about 2 months when I started to see the edges of madness...
>did kinda odd things at times
cont?
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>>558409886
dude, where is the paint, at least you could add something on the shoe as ketchup or fucking mustard to actually know that it hit the window, and another thing, show me a phoo of ur house and another of the neighbors, as far as I know that can be your own house and u just put your shoe in the front door and took a picture, more effort
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>>558410120
>>558410617
ok, OP is on a quest. I will have ketchup and a brick
Will be back in a few
keep the thread alive
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>>558410827
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Does op have a younger sister?
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>>558410827
Op, this is your chance to chance and win fucking 100 bucks, come one, be smart and think of your move, you don't want to win the money to find urself paying for the window,

and the speedo/ g tang or at least only underwear
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>>558406146
would you eat a klondike bar?
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>>558410827
come on Jhon, you can do it Jhon, I believe in you Jhon
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>>558411660
I do. Not op though but need money
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Ha OP id says OJoy
I'm too drunk for this shit.
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>>558410827
is not that hard Jhon, simon says break the fucking window
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>>558412305

Lel im jk.

I dont need to subject myself to paying for the youngins if it ever came down to it.

I believe in love too. One time fuck is not love.
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>>558412305
ur ID says mot
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Bumping for op
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KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE FAGS I MUST SEE
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>>558412305
would you mot, I can send more money to you from my debit card, same rules as OP
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>>558413214
bump
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OP here, had to go find a suitible shoe
decided on a croc just for shits and giggles. Loaded that nigga up with a brick. Wish me luck
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I think this is b8 m8 I'm getting pretty ir8
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>>558413845
I thought it resulted in you bleeding down your leg thats what it looked like.
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>>558406146
(? ?? ?? ??)? put up your dongers OP let's see if you're man enough
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>>558410827
bump

captcha: ahlluakbr practical
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>>558413845
oh my friend, u can give me ur paypal to prepare the whole transaction, I`ll send it till see the final evidence though
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fucken a, the brick fell out mid throw. I hit the window with ketchup encrusted shoe thou. Should I try for round two or just give up?
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Round two I'm keking so hard for sum reason
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>>558414517
inb4 OP is a fag at throwing
I know I am
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>>558413214
What do?
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>>558414848
Oh. For 100?
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>>558414728
dude, use ur imagination, put fucking tape around the crock and the brick, and when I say cover the whole thing with ketchup, I mean the whole thing, u'll have ur ketchup around the place in any escenario
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Yes...
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this makes you a whore. you know that don't you
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>>558415065
yes maah friend, exactly the same, with the same process, I do not want any cheeters, and this goes to anyone brave enough to do it, 100 bucks, I just had the worst day ever and I want to laugh a little bit
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I can draw, tell me what to do.
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>>558414728
>>558415240

Do not worry, I'm going to have sex with you, it is just an easy task
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Did OP die?
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>>558415726
I think so

bump anyway
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I wanna see how this turns out so bad
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>>558415361
I live in the middle of a subdivision. Niger gonna flip shit. Something else?
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>>558416002
Niggers
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>>558416002
Do it fag
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>>558416002
dude, I'm not begging you to do it, if you want or need the money, its`up to you, but the other thing that you can do may be sucking ur own dick

peanut butter on it for 5 extra bucks
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>>558415361
ok, OP was too pussy for round two
>getting brick
>pick up, begin ketchup-ing
>hear someone open a door
>ofuckofuck.avi
>its the dude that lives there
>solid 6'4, 200lbs at least
>yells at me and starts to come at me
>OP runs the fuck away, cause OP is a pussy
>dude started chasing me
>mfw I threw the brick at him and I think I broke his leg
>jumped over a low fence, got back to apartment complex
>oh shit this turned out bad.jpg

Im seriously freaking out guys
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>>558416310
I don't think I'm flexible enough.
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>>558416368
You stupid bitch now you're poor and dead
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>>558416368
timestamp on his leg or it didn't happen
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>>558416368
Suck his dick for money?
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>>558408670
>Recent activity
>Last 7 days
>2011

Good job on getting that faggot to throw his croc at a poor guy's window.
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>>558406146
Ain't got money but have a skelator bustin a nut
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>>558416368
oh man, what a bumper, well, you can always chose another house in the oposite direction

>>558416310
maah friend, this is the last thing that I'm going to say to you, grab a bunch of pubic hair and take them off, but when I say a bunch I mean a lot, 50 for that and 1 dollar per hair, take it or leave it, that's it
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>>558416368
>>558416760
yeah, you can suck ur dick for money, or do the other thing of the pubic hair, or find another house, timestamp and everything
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>>558415361
dude is like a king paying for his entertainment among the poor kids on /b/
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>>558417545
ill just take the $50 for throwing a shoe covered in ketchup at a house and stay inside for a couple days. maybe the dude won't hunt me down and kill me
paypal: [email protected]
maybe some /b/ro will give me money so I can eat tomorrow
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>>558417545
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>>558418590
Or maybe I'll give you money so you can spend it on drugs or whatever the fuck you lost all your money on
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>>558418590
amm, dude, u did not followed the rules, where is the g tang? where were the pictures of ur and his house? where is the timestapm?, I do not know, I don`t think so OP, the offer stills stand though, but be more careful next time
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>>558418590
"thebigman" lmao
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>>558418892
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>>558418892
well, just count them, and a picture of ur dick with another timestamp, count them and put them in a shit of paper separatedly for me to count and see how many moneys do I owe you

but nothink till the picture
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>>558406872
you got 2 weeks start collecting cans
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>>558419359
mfw when I still use the same email I made back in 2005 when I was 13
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Bet you wont
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>>558419751
well you most certainly aren't a "big man" tonight are you ?
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>>558419990
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>>558419990
lol
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pathetic asshole
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>>558419691
Could you just give me like 50 bucks? A lot more than 50 but I'm okay with 50
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Come on guys, I have 2 weeks or I become a hobo
really asking here
>>558418590
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>>558416368
I have a hard time believing that story for shit.
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>>558420365
not before the picture of the dick, I want to make sure that u did not just shave ursellf, with a new timestamp
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>>558420365
Grab a slice of bread and throw them pubes on that bad boy and gobble up
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>>558420837
with mustard please for extra 50

with pics of pubes, mustard and bread in mouth with timestamp
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dude i don't even need the money and i'll eat my pubes on a piece of bread. that's stupid. what's so fucking "fear factor" about that shit. i'll do it now. anything else to add for more money? nothing that'll get me sick or hurt me somehow. i'm not desperate, but only desire to entertain. and buy liquor with it
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>>558420365
Am I good? >>558421180
>>558421180
1 minute
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>>558421653
>>558420365
>>558418590

If you guys wanna make some money. I'll send 80 bucks to whoever can get a chick to write Serita <3 on her tits or on paper in front of boobs. C cup or bigger. Good. Luck.
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>>558421969
gimme a sec.
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>>558421653
well, I'll be so thankfull uf you do that
>>558421734
yeah, I'll wait for the pubes and mustard and bread in mouth picture
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>>558421969

Only lurking for 25 minutes or so fyi.

Serita <3 on or near titties for 80 bucks. 125 if the chick is wearing thigh highs. Offer is open to anyone.
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>>558421734
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I've got 200$ to blow.

Got any pets?
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>>558422227
Please don't be lying man. I'm really high and am getting emotional
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>>558421969
lol wife wants to do it. give me a minute
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>>558422370
you are the man, just like that, now, take a picture of your mouth with the whole thing been chewed by you with the same timestamp and this will finish
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>>558422635

I updated the task for higher risk and reward.
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>>558422370
my fucking sides dude
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>>558422627
I'm not, look, I had a bad day alright, the last thing that I want to do is give a bad day to other person, at least not today
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>>558422594
yup
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>>558422970
Says the guy making someone eat pubes on the internet.
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>>558423098
How much money would it take for you to kill it?

You are desperate, right?
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>>558423224
well, I'm not making him, I'm paying for a service to no one in particular, he offered him self
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>>558422970
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>>558423402
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>>558422762
lol yeah i get it. im high. i'll do the pube bread
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>>558423402
at least $2,000 or more. Payed over $800 for him being purebread + vets n shit + he's mah nigga
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>>558423525
how's it taste little piggy
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>>558423525
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>>558423525
sorry, can`t see the hair, can you do a close up?
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>>558420486
Sell your def leppard albums. Oh wait, they're worthless
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>>558423525
You are never seeing that money. What a fucking idiot.
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>>558423525
funny how with these types of threads, everyone's camera is all of a sudden shitty. i want to see pube on tongue
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>>558423776
We'll see. I'm gonna set up some shit with paypal.

If you truly are desperate, your little nigga's life is gonna end real soon
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>>558423742

So you're not posting your wife's tits?
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>>558422361

If people are still looking for dough. My offer here is still open.
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>>558424018
Fuck off OP obviously isn't going to harm his dog.
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>>558423857
Better?
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>>558423776
You would take $2000 to kill your dog? Fuck you man, he loves you, you are his life.
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>>558424623
man that's some nasty ass shit
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>>558424018
>>558423776
Alright I'm gonna move 3,000$ from my savings to my paypal.

>>558424589
If a guy truly is desperate for money, I'm sure 3,000 bucks would make a human do anything.

>>558424749
It just proves how sick humans really are
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OP from Temple city California
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>>558424623
you see, I do not know where are my glasses, part of the shitty day, I never found them after wake up, can you be so kind to take another one even closer
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OP what would you do for me to order you a pizza at a time of your choice?
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>>558424872
>It just proves how sick humans really are
Coming from the one that is trying to get OP to kill his dog
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>>558424984
Really? You sure are a nigger and your probably not even going to give me money. Take a pic of your PayPal balance then I'll do it
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>>558425194
Plush I already ripped my pubes out and posted a pic with timestamp. Which you said was 50. This is for the extra 50 if you send it to my PayPal I do the extra 50 for 10
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>>558425194
hold your waters cowboy, if you don't want to do it is fine, I have nothing else to prove in here, if you want to do that its only a last picture, if not, well, pretty much is not my prob
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>>558425167
I want to see him do it. To kill a loving member of his family. A best friend. All to save his sorry ass from being kicked out of his home, possibly soon to die.

If he does it, he'll live, but with constant guilt.

Seriously. How is this not fun?

If the guy won't kill his dog, it just proves me wrong and hell, I might give him 20 bucks or so out of pity.
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>>558422361

Offer still open
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>>558425194
Inspect element
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>>558406872
I found a doctor willing to get me on SSDI. I'm 27 and basically retired. Free healthcare, housing, etc. I even get my "medical" marijuana paid for by the state. :)

The government pays me to smoke weed. Feels good man.
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>>558425508
Good?
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>>558425615
you get dave
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>>558425950
this is encroaching upon sad, and disgusting tongue btw mate
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>>558425591
I would say this is bait but then again there are tons of fucked up people on the internet like you who thinks killing animals is funny.
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>>558425950
It's all the pubes I had left come on man I'm desperate.
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>>558424960
close, but wrong
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>>558424482
sorry high.
[email protected]
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>>558425950
but how do I know that is you and not another dude, the timestamp man, come on, so close, you can send the new picture with timestamp with ur paypal data
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>>558426001
Kill your fucking dog, OP.
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>>558425591
I'd call it intriguing not fun.
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>>558426273
bump cuz check out my wife's tits
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>>558426152
>>558426402
Oh fuck you two. It was a fucking experiment.

Fine. OP do you mind posting a paypal or some shit and I'll lend you whatever the minimum payment is and maybe something extra for dog food.
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>>558424482
80's buy more weed yay
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>>558426759
[email protected]

here have a booty as thanks
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>>558421734
>>558426212
I see some more pubes. If not, get some b hole hairs.
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>>558426276
[email protected] is my account email
No more man please I need this
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>>558426212
ur fuckin dumb kid

get a job faggot, thatl earn money
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>>558427164
I swear there are pubes on there licked off the rest of the mustard pubes. And it's really hard to take a picture like that
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>>558426996
Will send you $120 for timestamp with sharpie in ass.
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>>558426273
did anyone not see my wife's tits? gimme our quad money. runnin out of weed
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>>558427393
this
>>558427164
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>>558426836

Finally. Easy task. You win. Can you write it fucking bigger it looks like you wrote fucking syrup dude. No offense but big fat jugs like that and you wrote in size 4 webdings. The fuck I'm practically handing you money dude.
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>>558427253
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>>558427486
>trusting people on /b/
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>>558427667
ok got it. gimme a sec
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>>558427618
Jesus fucking Christ I already took like 20 fucking pictures and ripped my pubes out ate them spit them out ate them again. I know now your not going to send me money it's been over an hour. And I've done everything you wanted can you please just send my like 50 bucks?
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>>558427253
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>>558427667
would you be willing to extend the offer for a second pair of tits?
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>>558427896

You don't need the paper time stamp either. TY for that the first time around though.
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>>558428013
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>>558428013
>>558427896
>>558427486
>>558427381
this
>>558427890
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>>558428128
Sharpie in pooper. $120 send to you via paypal. It's like you're not even that desperate.
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>>558428128

Yep. 150 for the second part of my offer as I need that picture too. I also am in need except I can pay for what I need. Figure it out. It's getting late
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>>558428084
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CURD
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>>558428491
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>>558427164
well, let me tell you something about maah day, I found this laptop in the dumpster while heading back to my place, grab it, find nudes of really old male fellas, fap to that, then I went to the 7 11 for cigarretes and here I am, the last money that I had was the one for the cigarretes, but you can do the sharpie on anus, that guy may not be an ass as I am, but look the bright side, now you had being shaved and feed, ur welcome
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>>558428316
lol i'll do that too after my wife's tits
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>>558428626
Those were my regular hairs and I actually just cut my pubes out and threw Em away. So in actually I really didn't do anything right. And I hope everyone you love gets brutally raped and then lit on fire in front of you. I mean that from the bottom of my heart you low life piece of fucking shit. Have a horrible day cunt
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>>558429035
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>>558428626
Just...Motherfucker
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Night OP, enjoy your life as a bum
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>>558428904
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well, nothing in teresting its happening on this thread anymore, so....bump
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>>558429527
You got any money?
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>>558429035
come on Jhon, there is no need to be upset Jhon
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>>558406146
shave your head and post it OP
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This thread is seriously fucked up. We got a guy putting pupes in his mouth, some nasty titties, and a guy that wants OP to hurt a dog. What ever happened to sharpie in the pooper or shoe on head? What happened to my /b/? I'm gonna go poop in the street and watch as cars hit it.
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>>558429035
You sure showed him. Maybe that's why you didn't get paid faggot. Also, wash your fucking tongue. You are disgusting.
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>>558429609
>>558429602
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>>558406146
did you try selling crack? you don't even have to know addicts, children are really easy to talk into this kinda stuff
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OP: no money guys! Need to pay rent guys!

But OP is so rich in condiments that he can afford to waste ketchup and mustard? No OP, you open up a pube sandwich bar and make your own dollars.
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Look up featurepoints. You can make roughly $7/hr if you test apps without stopping and run multiple apps at once. You just have to run them for 60 seconds then you can delete them and redeem your points for cash.

Enter HSSW5D when prompted for a code and you'll earn bonus points instantly
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>>558429605
Maybe that guy will give you money for that
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>>558428316
ok heres your pooper sharpie
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>>558429505
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[email protected]
on wives phone so maybe different ip
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>>558429605
/b/ used to be so fucking evil, but yet hilarious. Now its just fucking sad.
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>>558429990
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>>558429990
ffs timestamp
ffs wash
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>>558429990
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>>558429990

Captcha: Patient whylye
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>>558430183
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>>558429990
Time stamp motherfucker. Jesus.
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>>558429990
timestamp or didn't happen
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>>558430076
wife's booobs guys. come on nah
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>>558426273

Sis fuck! Your wifes tits are fucking disgusting, jesus... Tuck that shit away, no one wants to see that shit.
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kek
This thread.

All these desperate motherfuckers. You're all so gullible.
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>>558430442
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>>558430586
we're not desperate. we're high and running low
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>>558430586
hahahah its hilarious ppl actually belive someones going to give them money over /b/. fucking /b/...
im enjoying this thread, get a job faggots
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>>558428316
honestly I dont mind sticking shit in my butt
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>>558430494

I'll send it so you know I'm serious but dude. Come on. Can you honestly fucking read that. It's like SE %×%×%÷%

Seriously? Lol

Please make it legible
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>>558430724
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>>558429990
come on Jhon, just a time tamp Jhon, that will be all Jhon
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>>558431002
>>558430914
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>>558430914
KEK, he still thinks someone will give him cash. Only thing you're gonna end up getting is a hacked paypal
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>>558430914
>typical /b/ tard.
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>>558430914
/thread
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>>558431130
what is your paypal and address?
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>>558429594
>>558429609
>>558429801
>>558430572

this shit is gold

>>558429990
oh god
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Can we report OP to paypal for using their service to trade sexual images for money?
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>>558430914
I'm totally not going to pay.
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>>558431137
>>558431228
Well im trying everything, cause in less than 2 weeks now im getting evicted if i cant make rent

>>558431358
[email protected]
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>>558431509
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>>558431590
fine, I feel sorry for you, post face and i'll send $50
+ time stamp
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>>558431749
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>>558431137
>>558431875

You're just a cunt, you wont deliver.
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sorry wife's tits coming. writing is hard shit right now
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>>558431509
this
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>>558432057
fine, don't. I was actually going to, your loss faggot
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OP if I wasn't so fucking broke ass, I'd send you money dude. Man's gotta be fucking low to put a sharpie in his pooper. I hope someone delivers.
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>>558432098

Smoking pot doesn't make people write that stupid lol
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>>558432157

>my loss

Kek. You're still a cunt, and still wont delivar..
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>>558432057
>>558431875
dude, do you really have something else to lose??

it may work this time
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>>558432250
mah nigguah
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offer's still up OP, hurry before I leave for bed. Have pointer on send button
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OP are you on something atm? Why do you think /b/ will send you money to supply your addiction?
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we tried.
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OK, i'll give $100 if someone makes webm of mustard covered sharpie up pooper, pull it out and lick it clean. $120 for 60fps.
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>>558430076
Water facet titties
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>>558432442
screencap or no
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>>558432416
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>>558432404
just put shoe on head with the timestamp and you will have your initial 50, my word
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>>558432510

Dear lord. Such deformed tittas, can't even write on it. Please make it stop...
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tried again [email protected]
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Shoe on head for 50 that's a steal.
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>>558432250
>>558430914
>or just a true faggot.
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>>558432564
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