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She may or may not want my dick.
4 decides.
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>>558357303
nah, you can't be the same. you make my dick extra hard today
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>>558357303
Still a fat worthless slut?
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>>558357303
Would you mind if I came over sometime to talk about something?
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>>558357303
you want to much on a chode with cock cheese
smothered on it, bitch?
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>>558357841
Reroll lul
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>>558357582
this
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>>558357964
munch
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Want to lick the cheese off this dick?
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>>55835730
Perhaps you an I should get together and talk soon. I need to discuss something fairly important with you.
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>>558357964
Winrar
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>>558358282
And maybe you'd like a bit of cream to go with it...we'd have to spray it on your tits, of course, but don't worry, I can lick it off.
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>>558358282
I want to shove my dick down your throat. but
if you want the honor of choking on my dick
then im going to need some nudes.
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>>558358282
How about I drive a spaghetti grabber up your bunghole and feed you the shit you never shat out for the past three years since you let that Arab pork you in the brown hole?

Captcha again rolenao
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>>558358440
reroll
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>>558358548
Rerull
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You wanna fuck?
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>>558358548
Dubblerawl
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>>558358282
mmmm gimme some of dat love juice bitch
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>>558358282
Lets change the subject. Tell me about that nose of yours. Are you jewish? Have you ever tickled a mans asshole with it while you licked his balls?

Wow I think I just gave myself an erection. I wish my ferret was still alive, I would so shove my dick down it's throat right now.
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>>558358892
Wintard
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>>558358440
rolling
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>>558358475
rooooooolllllllllllll
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Gimme some motivation and I'll come over there and ride you like Seabiscuit
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>>558358548
Triple rawl
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Ayy lmao
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8 decides
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>>558359229
sorry im on heroin
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Come round mine as soon as possible. I'm dying to fuck you. Bring lube. Your getting it in the ass. You'd better swallow too. Always thought you were a dirty little bitch.
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wanna fuck?
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>>558359229
lets just saying sending me some tits will suffice for now bb
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>>558359229
I'll crush you

I'll make a popsicle out of you
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>>558359229
I...I don't know. I'm just fucking tired of this bullshit, you're hot, I'm hot, why the fuck don't we just send nudes, then maybe fuck later?
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>>558358475
rolling for this
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ayy lmao
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>>558359229
Ahaha my bad my dumbass friend took my phone, but you really hot.. Like you actually turn me on
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>>558359229
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>558359408
winrar
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enough games, you want to do it or what?
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I'm not interested in you, Courtnety. Please do not message or talk to me ever again.
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>>558359389

Resolving to get on laid.
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>>558357303
>still the same
Slightly annoyed with you, she's not into it
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>>558359229
I have crabs
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>>558359636
Rolling
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>>558358943
re-roll
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>>558359820
Can I see some nudes before we fuck? I want to see what I'm getting myself into.
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>>558359910
this
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I'll slick your meaty curtains until you bleed on my tongue
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tongue punch my fart box
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>>558359820
Mine name is Glenn! Cyrus' hopes and dreams…and now the Masamune, these will now become my burden! forthwith I will slay Magus and restore honor!
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>>558359820
no but seriously im horny why dont you come over and lets fuck like rabbits on molly
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>>558359910
roll
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>>558359820
Do you want the dick or not, I'm confused
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>>558359416
rerolling for this
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i would fuck you for hours upon end and year your pussy up like a mothafucking blender! like it would look like jack the ripper and Freddie criger had an orgy with catwoman in your pussy
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>>558360060
reroll
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Tongue me like an iguana
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Can you stop fucking texting me please? You're fucking annoying.
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can I see those tits?
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>>558359820
How about I deliver the xD to you, minus the x? ;)
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>>558359416
again
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lemme see your tits before your pussy
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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
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>>558359910
THIS
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>>558360105
Double roll
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come and sit on my dick babe
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>>558360118
>>WINRAR
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>>558359820
get me horny and send some nudes
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>>558360060
roll again
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>>558360328
Winner.

>>558360337
fucking stupid
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Youblook like a toddler with down syndrome. Stop fucking texting me you ugly bitch.
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wunna fuk bae?
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>>558360321
actual winrar
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>>558360507
Oops wrong one. Meant this >>558360321
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>>558359820
send me your gaped anus
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OH EM EFF GEE! THAT WAS MY MOM! WHAT A LITTLE BRAT! HEHEHEHEHEHE XD LMAO XXXX
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
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>>558360792
show me your tits
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You make me want to stab myself with an ice pick. Fuck off.
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>>558360792
Cut the shit, how about you send me some nudes?
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>>558360774
039
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>>558360060
ill roll one more time
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Elliot Rogers did nothing wrong.
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>>558360871
This.
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>>558360930
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>>558360930
WINRAR
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>>558360930
winmp3
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Wanna fuck?
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>>558360930
>WINRAR
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>>558360774
meh
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>>558360871
reroll the shit out this
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Are your tits the same size? let's make sure and how about you send me a pic of them
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Send me pics of your tits
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What makes you think that?
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not if you arent ;-)
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>>558361351
I'm serious. I've been dying to see what you look like under those clothes. ;)
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>>558360792
Courtney, if your nose was any bigger I might have confused you for a nigger. But for now, you are just a worthless cunt whose sole purpose on this planet is to receive semen inside every fucking hole in your body.
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>>558361351
you takin me for a fuck nigga? now gimme
yo goddamn nudes b4 i blast you
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Niggers aren't people, and hitler did nothing wrong.
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I mean, if you could send them it would be awesome. Not joking but i dont wanna go across as a creep
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Hell no. Send me nudes, your hit. I want to fuck you
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>>558361452
winzip
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>>558361452
Winrar.
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>>558361351
I want to play with your playstation 19
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>>558361452
winner
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>>558361452
hello, winrar here
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>>558361527
Winrar
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I have typing tourettes. But seriously tho, do you ever wonder if maybe, just maybe there's a unicorn at the end of the rainbow?
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>>558361527
shit.
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>>558361528
>>558361542
>WINRARx2
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>>558362050
Want my dick to wake you up?
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You started it you slut tease!
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>>558361527
re roll
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>>558360774
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please
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>>558362050
send your dick
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>>558362050
I don't think that's a problem, now go ahead ;)
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>>558361779
reroll
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>>558362141
Rolling
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>>558362050
And why aren't you? :)
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Niggers aren't real people, and Hitler did nothing
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>>558362185
Win
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Seriously. Wanna fist you and tape it.
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i cant stop my raging erection
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>>558362185
weeeeeee got a winner
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>>558359416
reroll
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>>558362050
sorry mi mum took my telephonular device, i was wondering if you'd like to go to the ball with me? :)
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You bout to get blasted with cat semen if you don't send them hot nuddies y0
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>>558362050
I wanna ascend your magnificent chocolate elevator beb
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>>558362192
rollin
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>>558362192
>>558362215
>>558362217
TRIPLE WINRAR
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>>558362185
>>winMX
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>>558362376
reroll
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>>558362050
Serious question for you.

If you masturbate with a bottle of Mrs. Buttersworth's syrup, are you considered a lesbian? Technically you DO have another woman inside your pussy.
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Hey
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>>558362634
I'm serious. I want to see whats under those clothes. ;)
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>>558362376
rerolling for winz
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Come on are you a man or a mouse?!
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>>558362572
reroll
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>>558362337
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>>558362572
This
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I swear to god if you don't send them nudes I'm going to crush my cats asshole with a semen blast at moch 5 speed
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>>558362736
rolling
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yeah im serious, get to it
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>>558362634
no
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>>558362673
winjpg
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>>558362697
reroll
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>>558362376
this would be perfect op
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Yeah i am haha, sorry, night!
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XD
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you really think my dick lies?
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>>558362758
winrar
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>>558362758
Lel
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You will feel so good at my amazing dick, it will be just like a malaysia airlines airplane, you will be fucking done
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Ur life a joek betch
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>>558362634
How do I up vote the original poster?
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I was messing earlier, but I honestly want to have sexual intercourses with you (yes, plural).
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Something has "come up" and only you can help.
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>>558362867
3 or 8 get
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>>558362673
you ducks are blind winner is HERE
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>>558362634
Send pick of tour dick ans say "tell me"
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>>558362634
pls respond
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>>558362192
rerollin in the deeeeeeeeeep
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>>558362970
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>>558363021
rerollan
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What're you doing tommorow evening babe ;)
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>>558362572
re-roll
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>>558363053
winRAAAAR
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>>558362376
re rollll
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shitty win
4, 5
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>>558362970
>summerfag detected
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Send!
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>>558363042
reroll
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>>558363303
do the monkey with me
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>>558363021
rerolling
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tits now
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>>558363303
I honestly want to fuck you
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>>558363303
Please let me see that perfect ass
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c'mon im being serious i wana see that body
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I'm sorry, I'm a bit drunk, but you started flirting on me,
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>>558363303
gotta fap to something
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I don't joke about tits.
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>>558363303
Sorry, auto correct. No I wasn't kidding.
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>>558359416
againagain
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>>558363303
wanna see muh dick?
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>>558362909
>reroll
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>>558363415
winrar
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>>558362758
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>>558363303
>>558363221
deliver you faggot
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I just want your tight pussy baby...
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>>558363303
want to play with my bone?
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>>558363415
pls op
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stupid autocorrect, I really want to see your tits
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>>558363420
pls reroll fo that
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fuck off courtney you fat dirty bitch
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Are you fucking little bitch about me, what did you say? I have in my head of the Navy SEAL graduation, Al Quaeda, I know a lot of secrets to participate in raids, I will have to check more than 300 people. I am trained to war ape but I'm the best snipers in the entire United States military. You are nothing to me, but not another goal. Show my fucking word, like never seen before on this Earth with a precision that will wipe out sex with you. Over the Internet, you are talking shit out of me, you think? Pups, think again. I spy across the U.S. We have a network of contacts within the secret and your IP is currently being tracked, so you can say the storm, the maggots are available. You pathetic little thing you call your life away storm. Are you fucking kid is dead. I can be anywhere at any time, seven more ways than I can kill you, and it's just my bare hands. I have extensive training,unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I can be your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit you are using the full range of polished as well. You have your little "clever" comment is any divine retribution gohaetda tteuriryeo you down, but you know, maybe you will be held tongue fucking. But you, you stupid fuck you right now, the price did not have to pay. I will shit all your anger, thereby missing. You are dead, my dear, is fucking.
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>>558363414
WINRAR
you guys are so retarded
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>>558363414
winrar
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wanna bone?
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No I'm not kidding. I really want to see all of that perfect little body your rocking.
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No I'm not joking.
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I don't want to confuse you, I want to screw you like Kaiba screws the rules ;-)
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>>558363414
Winraaaaaarrrrrr
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>>558363602
Spooky
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>>558363021
reroll
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>>558363615
you sly fucking cunt
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>>558363602
this guy is a liar dont trust him
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>>558363668
Reroll.
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>>558363414
winrar
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>>558363303
I wanna lather up your tits with BBQ sauce and slap you with a raw steak while I wedge a BBQ brush into your bungholio
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>>558363303
hey courtney, lets do the dirty dance with no pants ;)
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I just got done destroying my grandmas snatch with only cat drool as lube, let's see dem titties
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>>558363615
WATCH OUT HES A SKELETON
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>>558363668
Rerawl
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>>558364032
winrar
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>>558359416
eternal reroll
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>>558363964
Can I see whats under those clothes, hun? ;)
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Really, I'm not playing. That means I can show you my cock
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>>558363930
reroll
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>>558363964
I wanna fuk u like a chimp bae
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>>558362337
still rolling for this
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>>558363964
re roll >>558363908
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>>558363615
fucking skeleton
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I've been to the doctor, and well, they have confirmed I have cancer.
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>>558364032
wonner
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i wanna put my dick in ur mouth bae
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I have a thing for ears, maybe I can penetrate your earhole with veiny cheesey cok, courtney?
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>>558363964
I WANT YOU TO PEEL OFF MY BANANA
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>>558364032
>WINRAR WINRAR CHIKUN D3N4R
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>>558364173
2, 27, 7 get
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I've seen the internet and I must say you can only jack off to Nazi Midget Gore for for so many times before you get bored :-/
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>>558364206
7 PLS
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>>558363964
It's a dance that involves a lot of going up and down, ...or we could do the other up and down thing if you like? ;)
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I've been to the doctor, and well, they have confirmed I have cancer.
x
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Cum in a banana and send it to her
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>>558364032
someone became the non-commercial commercial compression service for Windows
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DOWNLOAD 23th July private porn passwords list for free.
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>>558363930
rooooliiing
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Sorry, I'm kinda drunk, but I've had feelings for you for a while
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plz nudes
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>>558364428
reroll
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Well you know, undress and fling poop at eachother!

Im still waiting for those nudes btw..
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>>558364273
ROLE
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>>558364543
rerollring reroll
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honestly just stop trying.. unless she's a good friend and is finding this funny, then continue but this is just sad and you should stop already..
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>>558364648
Not even for me?
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>>558364648
Can't you just do it this one time? For me?
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