Nothing much too, just masturbating

Just thinking of you, on MAI DUCK

>>558336110
reroll

>>558336214
Winrar

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save this guys

1 and 8 decide

Bump for winrar

>>558336881
k bye

Bumpo

>>558336881
listen, i would love to hang out with you more, but i find it difficult to tell you

What? I said duck, not dick. It's a joke :p

Don't be such a faggot

>>558337394

>>558337473
Reroll for redemption

>>558337485

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"I like tapering kids, especially when they are so young that my cock latterly tears open there premature assholes and cause substantial bleeding" than show her this pic

>>558337728
Won again. Holy shit

>>558338057
wow you must be such a lucky guy! i really envy you! your life is probably much more awesome than mine!

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we're still in this guys

3 and 4

>>558338273
Hey

>>558337912
Reroll

>>558338248
You jelly?

>>558337912
reroll for this

>>558338359
reroll

big nosed cunt

>>558337912
reroll

>>558338273
>not funny
>lmfao
nigger detected, abort

>>558338359
>>558338569
reroll

>>558337912

Lol and Lmfao.. stop sending me mixed messages

>>558338359
>>558338569
>>558338761
reroll

Wanna come and sit on my duck or not?

>>558338814
winrar

>>558338273
Then why did you laugh you fucking nigger? I'm coming to kill you

>>558338359
>>558338569
>>558338761
>>558338939
reroll

>>558338814
winrar

>>558338814
this one is fucked up ..should i really do it?

>>558338814
waiting for op to deliver

>>558339315
of course
it's all about funn

>>558339315
Depends if op is fag

>>558338814
you are doomed

I thinking have a crush on my dad.

>>558339315
Is your thread m8. Is your friendship really worth ruining?

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wtf guys

>>558339315
oh right, you came here because you were looking for a decent conversation with upper class gentlemen...

Op will deliver

>>558339689
Youre fucked. Its done.

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fuck..2 and 7 roll

>>558339689
It's 4chan, you're the moron who started this topic, and you're the moron who went ahead and said it. You put your fate in the hands of 4chan.

Post her response op

>>558339954
Right now I want to fuck your corpse lissy, and listen to me, I am coming for it

>>558339962
Topkek winrar!

Oh wait, this isn't my cp hookup person

>>558340117
file compression software

>>558340117
Win

>>558340117
winrar... nice

>>558340117

XD Winrar, this is like the disaster that keeps on giving.

>>558340117
winner winner nigger dinner

>>558339954
show her picture full size op, wanna know whom we're dealing with here

also ignore if get

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After they bleed the way they do I like to sew up there destroyed fucking holes so they don't bleed out so maybe I can use them again in the future. When I'm not tearing open there tight infant holes I keep them alive by feeding them charcoal and sawdust

Then send this pic

>>558340475
roll

>>558339962
LOL REKT

>>558340475
rolll

>>558340475
roll

>>558340475

He's probably trying to recover the disaster that he created.

>>558339962
winrar, guaranteed maximum confusion

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5 decides

>>558340475
this is fucking gold

>>558340475
roll

>>558340475
>>558340475
roll

>>558340475
roll

>>558340475
Rolling

>>558340475
rolling

>>558340475
go for it

>>558341084
ay gurl u want sum DESTROY THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD BITCH CUNT NOW I' GONNA DESTROY YOUR PUSSY YOU DAMN DIPSHIT THEN I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR SISTER YOU LIL CUNT

>>558341084
hawiaandicking.txt

>>558340475

>>558340475
Rolls

>>558340475
rollan

>>558340475
Rollin

Omg my brother got ahold of my phone I'm soooo sorry he's deranged I swear none of that was funny. I'm like fuming angry at him right now. Ugh... :(

>>558341084
I have your address and in 20 minutes I'll have your decomposing body to fuck all night long. Prepare yourself, Liss.

>>558340475
re fucking roll

>>558340475
reroll

>>558341084
no James

>>558340475
Re roll

>>558341440
Rolling

>>558341440
reroll for this because I want OP to be able to fuck liss in the future

>>558341464
reroll, wtf is up with 5s

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I AM GUNDAM FOR I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IS SHINY

(Show pic if win)

>>558341084
Do the seal copy pasta

>>558341084
Rollz royze

>>558340475
roll

>>558341625
winrar

we can have threesome, you, me and my baby brother

what my phone number? i can't see what it is and i need it..please text me it thanx :3

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Will you suck my candy cane? (With pic)

>>558341625
shit i actually got it sorry /b/

>>558341625
YOU'RE WINNER

>>558341625
Winrar, wow OP won some redemption.

>>558341625
gay as fuck

>>558341625
Winrar

>>558341625
Nigger faggot shitbag cuntsucker fuckbeard

I know where you live you fat piece of shit. I will come to your house and insert my dick. dick. dick in your juicy pussy. yummy yummy in my tummy.

>>558341625
Fucking pussy ass faggot ass mother fucker op probably just met this chick on omegle and isn't even gunna get nudes from her cause she's to bust being fingered by her boyfriend to even give two shits about OP's beta ass

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>>558341894
>>558341894
Jewmad?

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0 decides

>>558341625
here's hoping OP sends

"reroll for this because I want OP to be able to fuck liss in the future"

>>558342090
joke im coming for your booty nigger

Sorry, let me eat you out tho hun xxx

>>558342090
Do you want to meet me tomorrow? We can try out my new double-penetration anal dildo!

>>558341721
reroll

No seriously, my other personality wants to kill you.

>>558342090

Wanna have sex in the backseat of my renault clio?

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I still do want to fuck your necrosis filled corpse.

>>558342090
look here bitch, if you dont believe me ill make all of that come true

No I sincerely mean that I would never joke with such horribly distasteful subject matter. In the presence of a last, no less.

>>558342090
send link to thread

>>558342090
please believe me, I really like you and don't want the conversation to end...I'm crying right now

>>558342310
quick rar

>>558342090
just kidding bitch. that was me all the time.

>>558341084

women are made to be loved, not understood

>>558342090
so we fucking or what?

>>558342090
I'm serious! He always does shit like this to me while he's pounding my anus. Next time I won't put my phone on the night stand.

>>558342310
winrar

Look you cunt I said I'm sorry and my brother sent that, if you don't believe me then eat a bag of aids infested nigger dicks and die a slow death. This is why no one fucking likes you, you fucking nigger hambeast piece of shit.

>>558342259
Rerollin

>>558342090
So liss, what are you doing friday? You could come to my place and we can have a... intimate conversation

>>558342310
rar.win

>>558342310
nice

>>558342090
I told her my brother sent it, fearful pussy doesn't taste good

>>558342348
Reroll 1

Can i sacrifice you to the based god?

Sorry, I'm just so fidgity and weird that I have to have other people from the internet come up with responses for me when I talk to girls.
The actual me likes you. Wanna go out?

>>558342090
Joking, whore suck my dick

>>558342348
Rawllin

>>558340475
reroll

>>558342538

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wtf guys

roll for 1

my god this is the funniest fucking thread ive ever read on this site

>>558342348
Roll

>>558342789
Ayyyyy gurl prepaire ur annnus my coq is 2 bick

>>558342789
Please do! We could have a threesome!

Wanna tell your mom you fucking whore? I'll fuck her too you little cunt.

>>558342789

Ill knock you in the gob i swear on me mum

>>558342789
fuck lisa, listen, i really like you, i just don't know how to tell you... you're the closest thing i have to a friend.

>>558342442
reroll

>>558342789
please believe me, I wanna keep talking to you, please don't tel your mom. its not me I swear...I'm crying right now :(

ur mum can join

The word nigger is a trigger for me so you'll have to shut up your relatives when I visit

>>558342789
Your mother is welcome to join the breeding session, as long as she's fertile I'm game.

>>558342789
Sure I don't mind a little sister/mother action, just let me in on that. k? :D

>>558342901
LOL

>>558342789
>tell my mom
top
kek

>>558342789
Your mom whore

>>558342901
this!

>>558342789
Damn Mike I love that girl, you said this works

>>558342918
Roll for this

IT'S NOT ME 4CHAN IS DECIDING WHAT TO PUT BASED ON ID NUMBERS!

>>558342789
Tell your mom?
I like where this is going.

>>558342789
I'm sorry, can we start over? Let's talk about our interests, mine are taking long walks, baking, going to the gym, and burning niggers

>>558342938
roll

>>558342452

>>558342789
Tell your mom she needs a Rick McDick mother daughter three way

>>558342901
>>558342310

Double whammy!

>>558342901
winrar LEL

>>558342901
Winn dixie

>>558342789

ill knock you in the mum, i swear on me gob

>>558342901
Fucking beautiful winrar

>>558342981
Uh oh, guess what

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>>558342901
WINRAR! OP IS FUCKED!

hi :)) you are very cute i want to put my spoon inside your poohole and eat out all ur poo :) :)

>>558342901
This

>>558342901
fuck yes!

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guys please no more silly rolls. comfy rolls pls

5 decides

>>558342901
>>558342981
Great minds, Anon. Do both?

>>558343270
Get out.

>>558342901
holy fucking kek

>>558343338
Are they going to join?

>>558343338

Please do it, then we can have an orgy!

>>558343338
do it you little fucking bitch i will kill you

>>558343338

Whoa, kinky are yah? ;)

>>558343338
So you want more than a threesome?

>>558343018
reroll

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>>558343018
Don't be a white knight, faggot.

>>558343338
Wow you like to kink things up, don't you!

>>558343338
Ayy lmao

>>558343338
Why? Is you father fucking you again?

>>558343338
Ever heard of 4chan?

>>558343338
Please call the cops and we will have an orgy hard

Will you at least watch me take a shit?

pls don't; not after what happend a year ago

>>558343338
call the cops, they won't unrape you

>>558343338
Do it.

>>558343338
I know this male stripper, and he has the best police uniform. I just got your address, I'll be there with him in 30. Cya there <3

>>558343338
i don't think my bedroom has that much spcae

>>558343338

"Seriously tho, I might have AIDS."

>>558343338
call your stupid mom. i wanna cum in her breast

>>558343338
why? they'll just find two raped corpses and a collection of dragon dildos

It's ok as long as they are not black!

>>558343486
reroll

I'm coming right now to fucking kill you Lissy. You're a nigger who doesn't deserve the priceless if living. Should've kept your fucking mouth shut.

>>558343537

reroll

>>558343338
i don;t like orgies sry bbi

>>558343338
Great idea, how many cops can you fit in you?

>>558343338

I am the law

Hey this may sound weird but if i cut you open down your stomach and fuck your insides do you think it would feel better then the infant asshole I pound or...?

Then send pic of and ewok

>>558343564
reroll

>>558343018
agaaiin

Fuck fuck sorry dont do it i swear it was my stupid brother seriously
What are you doing babe?

>>558343338
Do they want to fuck too?

>>558343338
that wont stop me cunt

I accidentally shat a whole turtle once.

>>558343637

Reroll.

>>558343604
Re

call the cops, i can fuck them as well

Call the Cops! Then we make a gangbang party

>>558343715
winrar

>>558343338
If you do that I will find out. My friends work at the police department in your area. If will come to you and that's the last thing you want.

>>558343747
This

All of these messages are a courtesy of severely autistic neckbeards from the internet, I am also posting screenshots of reactions to every message they send to you.

I'm sorry, I can send you the link to the thread as well; just thought it would funny to see how the conversation goes when a bunch of retards are in control.

Just asking though even though I know youre mad at me. Want to go out sometime? I think you're quite alliaceous and I find that extremely interesting.

>>558343338
I've always had a thing for policemen, It would be so sweet of you if you could call them and have them join in.

>>558343338
law won

>>558343715
win

>>558343707
Reroll

>>558343715

My third winrar in a row, this is great!

>>558343735
win

>>558343627
rerolling

My name is Encío the Italian stallion, I can't read but I can breed. I got my dick out so you know what I'm bout.

I call my dick Norbert Wangnick

>>558343735
winrar faggots

Talking to some autistic kids on the Internet

>>558344117
That's the old Winrar faggot.

>>558343916
do this

>>558343715
laaaadys and gentlenan we have A WINER:

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if this actually becomes a law issue I demand a thread 2.0

>>558344235
WINRAR

>>558343338
Nudes?

>>558343715
WINRAR
>>558335682

I cum in childrens mouths for fun

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nudez plz

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guys i got scared because she looked and then left :( i thought she was actually calling the cops

anyways, 3 decides

>>558343338
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>558344061
Roll

cant handel ma sweg

I'm at her house mike, where the fuck are you, we said 20 minutes

I want to splurt all my semen into your mothers soft and delicate pussy and have you slurp it all out

>>558344489
OP is a fag. Again.

>>558344489
Fucking tard.

>>558344521

this

Hey this may sound weird but if i cut you open down your stomach and fuck your insides do you think it would feel better then the infant asshole I pound or...?

Then send pic of a torn open ewok

And this time don't pussy out like before op

>>558344354
roll

>>558344489
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>558344489
No YOURE the fucking deadass you cheap ass slut. Fuck you and your momma. Call the cops I don't give a fuck.

>>558344489
Aw you fuck.
/thread