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>>558183230

hahaha omfg thank you op

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hahaha lost

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>>558183230

>>mfw this thread is this bad

>>558183709
You are a colossal faggot.

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>>558184438
then leave you massive cock-knuckle

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time to fix this goddamn thread

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>>558183230

>>558183230
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJnN91BDGXc

easy lose

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>>558184819

Got a disgusted halfsmile. First twitch so far.

>>558184819
"fix this thread"
posts tumblr shit

brilliant

>>558183684
lost

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1/3

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>>558185219

>>558183230
>literally in tears.

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>>558185361
2/3

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>>558185525
3/3

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>dem double nigger rage

shait thread

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an old one

>>558184875
lost hard

>>558183613
Lost already fuck

>>558185219

I lost.

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Read this without laughing. I fucking dare you.

>>558185249
I lost so hard

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I dare you to look at this filename and not lose
captcha: was nigger

>>558185926
10/10 didn't laugh

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Goeeeeeey.

>>558184819
Only close call so far

>>558183684
UGH MY SIDES

>>558185905
lol didnt work

>>558185249
Fuckin' lost.

>>558185926
I didnt get what I was reading

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Ahem.

http://www.redtube.com/8721

>>558185632
>How to make your own Hanako Ikezawa

>>558185132
Got so close to losing at Dumbledorf, but made it.

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this gets me pretty bad.

>>558185386
>literally dying of laughter
>literally dying
OP is an undead faggot.

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i win

>>558184273
Ahahahaha It's funny because Joe Biden is a retard who could never come up with an intentional joke that was funny,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MrPNrZgWGs

this is pretty god damn good too

>>558186623

preparing??

>>558185386

Holy shit that is amazing. I wish he stated her name though.

someone dump some coral plz

>>558185132
So. Fucking. Close

>>558184075
nice

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>>558185926

>>558183230
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CatSUg0KyAM
>implying you didnt lose to this

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Worth reading.

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>>558183230

Already lost, OP.

>>558186623

fuckin topkeks!!

>>558185905
wut

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some shitty OC

>>558187610
aaaaaand I lost.

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>>558186782

And I lost. Bullshit or not, shit's quality.

>>558185632
so hot, i came

>>558185361
>>558185525
>>558185624
Solid kek

>>558184834
Worth the read.

>>558184834
10/10 story

>>558186782
holy shit i lost so hard

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>>558185219
I admit it, i fucking lost it

>>558184917
i luse everitim

>>558187236

Prepare you anus

dumb bastard

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>>558186790
gud 1

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>>558185926
i smell something

>>558185803
lost

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>>558185624
>>558185525
>>558185361

fuck I lost

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>>558183684
lost happily, so posting one I've lost to

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>>558184834
God damn, that's beautiful.

>>558189401

but that's saturn you stupid mother fucker!!

>>558183230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc
Ain't got nothin on dis

>>558189401

I actually thought anon was questioning the funny. Or the video wasn't working.

>>558183831
Edge.

>>558188886
sauce ...smbody...don't know the name of the show

>>558184834
feelsgud/10

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>>558189401

do you even astronomy?

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>>558185926
Not even remotely funny

>>558184834
den ouda den everytime

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>>558185624
>>558185525
>>558185361
This makes me think of The Office.

meh

>>558189678
Last I checked, saturn was not blue.

>>558187391
lost

>>558187126
lol

>>558184834
Worth the read. Probably total bs, but still. Damn.

>>558183230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUgszfudyy0&list=PLTUEZ6zGr2gvJNTilboFRUp2vZY4NGlAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkW0Wv5O0BQ

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>>558185249
so close

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Gets me every time.

>>558184917
activating your almonds is where you soak them in water, it brings out more nutrience
fucking pleb fags dont know shit, keep eating your shitty hot pockets

>>558186158
damn got me again

>>558183684
lost the thread, lost the game, lost a life, and lost my sides.

also, fukkin saved

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>>558184834

Jesus Christ/10

>>558184834
First time I've read it all.

will now get james Cameron to make a movie about it.

>>558189925
Family Feud.... but it was really "what gets passed around?" The guy said "joint."

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1/4

>>558191569
>what gets passed around
well fuck (

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>>558191884

2/4

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>>558191973

3/4

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>>558192058

4/4

>>558189925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNtlQm3z4E
family fued nigger

>>558191884
>>558191973
>>558192058
are these like mongoloid schools or something?

>>558192058
Beaker almost got me

>>558192302

I have no clue, but I would assume that or just special education classes.

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>>558185361
>>558185525
>>558185624
lost hard

>>558192928
This fucking annoys me because I think of how hard it's going to be to get it out

>>558184834
that was one of the best stories i've ever read

https://vine.co/v/MQZ2WiY3jgK

>>558184934
Oh no, this one got me hard.

>>558187126
I always forget about this one and then lose to it every time.

>>558184075
ayy lmao

>>558193663
True anon among anons.

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>>558193554
was not expecting. 7.5/10

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this :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BGsXoG_xAc

i laughed when octomom slutted it up

>>558195026
kek

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>>558189597
Why the fuck did I lose to this?

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>>558185249

>>558183613
fucking lost

>>558191031
This activated my almonds

>>558183613
my fucking sides

>>558191031
Then why don't you fucking faggot hipsters call them soaked almonds?

>>558191031
How does water bring more nutrients to almonds? It's not like the ater has anything. By that logic i could activate my hot pockets by dunking them in a glass of water and call it health food.

>>558183684
lost my shit

>>558191031
I googled that shit, apparently there is absolutely 0 scientific evidence that "activating" almonds is better
>gg hipster faggit

>>558190851
Am I the only straight guy here who would fucked antionio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFTYrpurVc
Always gets someone

>>558196980
it's tricking the nut into thinking it's in perfect conditions to sprout into a new tree, which makes them more nutritious. also makes it alot easier to digest = infinite profit

>>558197406
>straight

and no you're not anon

>>558197589
please tell me youre joking

>>558197589
Faggot

>>558197798
oh shit my ID is a word

>>558197798
activated almonds are no joking matter faggot

>>558197984
that actually makes you a little less of a cockbouncer

>>558186272
Lost

>>558192663
RIP my sides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpojLYBNyc&list=UUXH4vWEQM29C0Ckk92iOxtQ

you won't survive

>>558186125
>spelled tortoise correctly but nothing else

>>558198000
dont you fucking talk to mr. sky like that, you little shit. ill give you such an itchy blowjob you implode your very being into a new reality. The shear rash you gain from this blowjob will make you question what it means to be a penis, youll wonder how its possible to use that much teeth, just you watch you bitch

>>558198000
Trips have spoken. Activated almonds are real

>>558187068
is good

>>558187068
the french fry potential got me

>>558187068
>http://www.redtube.com/8721
FUCKING LOST

>>558198659
you have a way with words that makes my manhood jingle with joy

>>558199213
I've never noticed that fucking poster. Good one.

** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking kiIIed.

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>>558199729
that's a fucking toucan, retard

>>558199729
k. or just not.

>>558199964
this

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-corfsSUduk

will make you lose i swear

>>558199515
I'm glad you have seen the light my son. come with me, come to me! Bring your manhood with my child, for my amazingly uncomfortable beej's will show the world what it means to live! The mass-marketed pharmaceuticals dont want you to know about the healing properties of my blowjobs, because they know they cant make a real profit off of natural remedies like this. did you know that just a simple lick of your penis from me can cure up to 7 cancer? or that a light caress of your scrotum can selectively give or take away all of your autisms? of course not, because the media doesnt want you to know! Come with me my child, follow ID:sky and you will know the truth!

>>558200161
lost

>>558185926
laughed harder at the replies you got

try again/10

>>558192663
instalose

>>558185525
>Hi, I'm a Horse Whisperer, nice to meet you

>>558186883

>on aeroplanes to places
>be murican
>arrive at areoplane docking station
>passengers clap
>mfw all this is true

>>558189741
all these years...

HolY fuck. I'm from Charlotte and sorta remember this.. I also just laughed so f Ing hard I pissed

>>558184834
Why I hate this story:
Narrator shot in the leg once and stomach twice, floats down a river and almost dies. Wakes up to find an indian named Hector smoking pot, magically is able to get up and walk for 6 months to Arizona. But he wants you to believe him and all you faggots do

>>558202280
What's so hard to beleive about that? I think you've been watching to many movies if you think bullet wounds to the stomach are totally lethal.

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>>558184834
Unreal. Best story i have ever read ob here. Jesus.

>>558193663
this is beautiful

>Be me at 15
>Get turned down by a chick I was really into
>Suddenly get addy script for biggest mg
>Pop as many as possible throughout this
>Meet a girl through trying to date her friend
>Fucking funny on the phone
>Decide to meet
>300lb short haired trashy dyke
>End up in hambeast's room
>Suddenly I'm on her bed getting head
>Deepthroats because it's the closest to eating
>Starts calling my dick Fredrick
>Don't ask her why, too busy being blown
>See her more for head and her cooking
>Last time I saw her
>Only people home are me, her, and her sis
>I'm speeding, Hammy's on some pills
>Sis says she's gonna take a shower
>Literally across the hall
>As soon as water starts she's on me
>Like getting jumped by a slutty hippo
>She start's looking under the bed during BJ
>pleasedon'tbeastrapon.avi
>First pulls out vodka, slams some, puts back
>Then a thing of tattoo mustaches
>Freddy gets stached for the lulz
>Fuck her with my mustachioed member
>She cums like a blue-balled volcano
>Shakes like an epileptic at a rave
>Sis had to hear the moans/screams
>Get to ride with Pork's family to the park
>They all knew, goddamn tense
>Me and Fats run into the first girl
>Feel instant shame and regret
>Never again talk to Spongeslut Hampants

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>>558183230

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>>558185926

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I'll post some OC. This guy had the wrong number and texted me for this boat. I looked up a fake address and convinced him to break in at the middle of the night

>>558186623
prepearsaturn? what?

>>558203390
prepare uranus retard

>>558203390
LOL SATURN

>>558203649
first pound uranus into a fine paste, then lightly spice it, knead it thoroughly and put it on ice

>>558192663
Every. Fucking. Time.

>>558183230
i can feel the summer coursing through this thread right now

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>>558185926

>>558185071
What the fuck am I doing with my life?

>>558200612
wouldn't have minded letting you shoot your load in my throat

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>>558184819
>y'all go outside

>>558184834
Damn.

>>558189992
god fucking damn it this gets me every time.

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>>558204968

>>558202610
You mean you actually believe it?

>>558193260
thats the fuckin point.
you put it in somebodys bike and it eventually stinks like hell with no explanation to the bikes owner

>>558186125
go back to facebook

>>558184834
That was fucking stupid. I'm glad I read it so I know how bad it was.

4chan strikes again.

JERON!!!!!! You better fucking see this

>>558204672
as my load spreads through your body, you can feel it thicken slowly, almost warming, like a comforting mother returning you to the womb. The heat intensifies, making you sweat bullets, forcing the rapid removal of all of your clothing, but you still love it, and know you will never feel a more comforting sensation. There is now as much of my seed as there is water in your system, all burning at a temperature higher than that of a supernova. The load both expands and increases in density, significantly raising your overall weight. As the transformation reaches its final stage you burst into a fiery ball 4.20 times the size of the sun, and you can't help but burst into gleeful laughter at the center of your inferno. finally your life force burns out and what was once your body mass infuses with my unborn seed and becomes solid stone, finally queuing me to command my guards to bring your immortalized statue into my throne room, amongst the others. My load ha claimed over 12 billion souls, and i must now move on to the next planet and continue my scourge across the galaxy.


Captcha:UNWORTHY

>>558183684
My sides have transcended space and time

>>558186782
Be so fucking awesome if it was all true.

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Found this on /k/

>>558192147

>he gets it

no more fucking sides

>>558192142
the By Jove! Got me holy fuck

>>558187236
Prepare Uranus

>>558206720
The whole board is a joke, so I won't read that.

>>558187637
I only lost because that's my 18th birthday

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>>558186623
Those sounds. Those FUCKING sounds.

>>558186391
WHERE'S THE REST? DID P.B. POST MORE? I NEED TO KNOW!

>>558183230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc#t=188
>2:40 onward

all you niggas lost

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>>558184834
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>558184834
this should be a fucking movie

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>>558184834
god damn that story was sad, funny, entertaining but had a happy ending at the same time. i don't know what to describe these feels

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>>558187486
Lost

>>558203331
goddamn it,
god fucking damn it.

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Eight Beers

>>558187637
Lol. I was in that thread.

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>>558199964

>>558187739
>shadow of collossus turd
Jesus Christ I lost hard