>>558154090
Op is straight

>>558154090
Im secretly attracted to Obama.

>>558154090
You mean 9gag

OP is straight

I hated snacks.

I request straight porn

>>558154518
>>558154446
dat hivemind

>>558154090

DICKS OR GTFO

>>558154090
kill yourself please

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This is now a beautiful picture thread.

how did you reverse the b?

>>558154090
OP is a well beloved heterosexual man with a steady income.

>>558154090
I'm looking for some adult porn?

>>558154494
be careful! If you say their name they might raid us!

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>>558154518
>>558154446
>OP is straight
>thinking /b/ calls each other fags because of sexuality
>being this fucking new

>>558154090
rule 1: talk about \d\

Hey guys, let's behave in an orderly fashion and make some OC!

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>>558154882
nothing like a girl who can pay bills! especially online ;)

>>558155036
Yeh i get that but this is the opposite of /b/ don't be retarded

>>558155149
rule 2: talk about \d\

>>558155036
Hello! You are definitely not new here. You must be an old user! I am really happy for your input and I don't want you to kill yourself!

Come and join the positive vibes, sister.

Violence against women is wrong !

>>558154090
I think we need feminism to make gender studies a valid degree

>>558155149
>>558155442
especially in public

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>>558155402
No fag, this is now \d\

>>558154090
I love feminist

>>558155697

Please don't post pornographic images

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>>558155603
This thread is now about powerful women in positions of respect and power.

(This is literally the best image I could find)

Stop with the CP

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>>558154090
I would like to welcome all the new people

What a beautifull fedora are u wearing there my friend , makes u look verry manly and sophistacated.

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Anyone else think this is a cute picture?

>>558155697
Hello, old friend! I really hope you can stop posting pornographic images and join our open forum! We really value your input and definitely don't think you should fornicate with your mother and choke on her sputum :)

>>558156220
wow haha anon where'd you find THAT one you whacky old cat you
mind if i save it? : ) haha

Tumblr is full of respectable, strong, and intelligent people

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>>558156375
I have a dissenting opinion, but I will keep it to myself. I love and respect other people, and the thought of offending a stranger deeply disturbs me. I hope your ok sister, love from the uk.

You guyyys I just heard about Hitler and how he did everything wrong. I can't believe it!

>>558156220

That is very cute! I suppose you drew it yourself? Perhaps you could draw more? Because I really love your OC

:D

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>>558154090
posting some /d/ shit

A warm welcome to all the old friends on winter break

>>558156764
We don't return home. We die. Nothing happens. We just become atoms. Nothingness. There is no beauty.

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>>558156764
You live in the UK too!? We should definitely meet and exchange fashion tips. I am much more sociable and outspoken in real life.

Peace and good will to you, sister.

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>>558155697
keep the gravy train rollin

>>558157015

anon, please. there are rules in /d/ and i really don't want to click that report button. just remember that this is a PG-13 forum <3 :D ;) thnx

nona

God I love feminism!

>>558156220

No. I do not like cats. \d\ is not an appropriate place to post pictures of cats.

>>558156852
I'm so embarrassed. It's not OC. I got it off Tumblr--a great site. Have you ever been there?

>>558157574
We must all be very considerate of our sister's feelings. Please, no more pictures of cats.

>>558154979
kek, at least they're not into CP and gore like those filthy, sexy whores on tumblr

That's okay. I don't need sauce

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>>558157656
My bad. I should have had a trigger warning. So ashamed. Trigger warning: dog pic

>>558157628

It's ok, don't be embarassed. And OMG, I have! I mean, I always visit Tumblr!

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>>558154090
actually it mus be \q\, nice guy

>>558158514
We will have a vote on it. Does everyone agree we should have a vote?

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hey fwends, like my new haircut?

>>558157905
>whores
Patriarchal language. Looks like someone forgot to check his privilege.

>>558154090
So...Tumblr?

>>558158643
hey, sorry it took so long to get back to you before. I'm not much of a fashion guru, but I love to go shopping! Where in England do you live? do you want to organise a get together with some other people, we can raise money for charity by having a big event!

>>558158659
alive heterosexual

>>558158643
yeah, people power rules

>>558158097

Good, we need more dog pictures on \d\. It is, after all, dogerday.

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This thread looks like some on /s4s/. Here's one from there i find amusing, sisters.

>>558158659
Beards always look great on the neck!

>>558158659
It is spectacular young chap, keep up the good work, you will make a fine young bachelor and will garner much attention from the females

>>558154797
I bet its some alt code

>>558158643
>>558159152
O, sorry i forgot to say yes of course we should have a vote. Its hard to keep up to all the posts here it moves so fast!

>>558154090
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here'd love to be you Anon even when taking your lumps. There's no man in /b/ as admired as you! You're everyone's favorite troll. Everyone's awed and inspired by you, you obese, unforgiving asshooole. No...one...posts like Anon! no one? boasts like Anon! No one shows middle schooler kids goatse like Anon. For there's no man online half as manly perfect, a man free of fail. You can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer

Breasts or just stay and have a laugh with us anyway!

>>558159613
Great! It's so nice to meet so many nice people. I'll post my home address and bank card soon so we can fund and arrange the charity meet up.

I'm so glad none of those rabble-rousers from 9gag have come here.

>>558159354
I agree 100% with you my good friend.

>>558160019
Yay...it's Heaven!

>>558154797
It's a d, as in dumbshit.

>>558159341
?od ???

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>>558159354

your opinions matter most when they are not the same as mine and you should feel happy about yourself.

>>558160597
:D

>>558160718
This is why I love d. I always find something here that speaks to my heart.

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THIS IS NOW A BATMAN THREAD

>>558161268
Batman is a symbol of the patriarchy, and we don't want him here.

>>558160482
megakek

>>558154090
There's no reason we should all be anonymous. Let's start signing our real names to posts.

Daniel Winston

>>558157119
because you know it all

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Wow what a sexy man

>>558162017
ok.

~delplop~

>>558162017
Alright

-Jeff Michaels

>>558162471
hi jeff.

Quentin T.

>>558154090

productive members of society......productive members of society everywhere.

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I love everyone in this thread
Everyone is a Winrar
>pic related

>>558154090
PADDLE PADDLE HELP THE POWER!

guys, how the fuck are you typing that backwards /b/ ?

An aww thread? Awesome

>>558162920
http://www.upsidedowntext.com/

you´re welcome

>>558162920

its called a /d/

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>>558162763

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>>558154090
Haha NO!

>>558163248
Excuse me, that's the name of a pornography, that's kind of content is not allowed here.

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you are all right!

>>558163421
Pornography board

>>558162017
Good idea, sister!

-Rachel Jones

If you are new here it is highly encouraged that you make your own threads, and/or shitpost instead of lurking!

hey /d/ lets start donating money to cure cancer instead of using cancer to describe things is a negative way.

>>558163671
Lurking is a form of stalking, which could potentially trigger some of the nice folks here. Please refrain from lurking!

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>>558163583
Please stop saying P**********. It's a trigger word for me. Thank you.

>>558154090
>inb4
>>>/d/

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>>558163671
That's good, because I am absolutely new, and only here in my summer holidays. You, on the other hand, seem to know your way around pretty d*rn well, if I may swear!
I'll come to you for advice, and I'm sure you'll give it to me!

>My Face When (I hope you enjoy it, he's a little rascal!)

>>558163916
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry! Could you please delete your photo? I was emotionally raped by a waiter when I ordered a Roy Rogers at a restaurant. It's taken a lot of therapy just to be able to say his name...

>>558164117
the slashes are written backwards,

also it must be \q\

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>>558163820
Wow...way to turn a negative into a positive.

<let's post memes
<don't you love memes? esp. facebook memes?
< <3 <3 :)

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>>558154090

>>558164395
that's what \d\ is all about, friend! :^)

>>558164395
why thank you. I try my best to cheer as many people up as possible.

I hate white people because they steal cars and bikes that I definitely own

I have finally stopped lurking

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>>558164395
that's beautiful, it's so now my desktop
<here's mine

>>558154494
but 9gag and /b/ are the fucken same, full of hivemind retards

if this thread four-oh-fours, I'll be jolly upset!

>>558164585
Would you care to provide the source for this webm? I would really appreciate it :)

Hi \d\ i'm new here, can someone teach me how to triforce?

As am I

Hello friends.
I just want to thank you all my fellow /d/'s.
/d/ enlightend my life and turned me from a shitposting furryfucking trannylover to a straight and euphoric men. I can finally leave my mom's basement and enjoy life to find complete expression. :D

>>558164235
crying my fucking face off

>>558165729
L.O.L.!!!!

>>558165432
Well my good friend, i dont happen to have source, but you can ask other of these fine gentlemen overhere for the source, as i am intrigued too for where that webm comes

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>>558165714
For you

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Gosh, this place is quite neat!

Would anybody like to trade photographs of doilies?

>>558154090
yo wait how did you get the /b/ backwards?

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Ok

>>558165714
that story seems genuine and cis

>>558166265
hahahaha newcomers cant /d/. But we will show you my friend

\\lol

I love having intercourse in the missionary position!

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dumping dollies

Keep the dolly train going

>>558166456
\d\* newfriend :)

d as in \d\ick?

Does anyone have some extremely specific pictures which they can post?

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can we share arrow stories?

go to store<
get milk<
cost $3.99<
ohmeohmy.zip<
pay with four singles<
Sales Tax! On Milk?<

Needless to say, I was embarrassed. Ever happen to you gals?

>>558166779
:D \d\ oaml yya

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dollies

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>>558155205
Hmm yes quite

>>558162920
\q\
I can only do the front flip /b/
And triangles are hard with that whole system 32 on your computer

Cracker

On 7chan /d/ is the trap board... Just sayin

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Dollu

>>558166958
>PROFANITY

MOOOOOOOODS

>>558154797

oldstraights can't reverse b

\d\

>>558160597

oh. i figured it was a t, as in trolled.

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Caucasians run their fingers over my lips.

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Here's a beautiful design. I like the inner dotted circle as it provides a nice boundary between the center and the pattern on the outside.

>>558154090
<Overtly stating there is already a /d/

>>558155036
>being this much of an oldstr8
please stay and don't leave for reddit

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>>558167301
What's a trap?

>>558167824
<overtly stating overt statements

get the fuck off my /d/

>>558167403
tfw have girlfriend<
\d\ros how to get rid of my girlfriend? she never lets me get on \d\ with my internet friends

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Dolla

>>558154797
kek

>>558167903
it's when a woman looks like a man, but reveals that she is, in fact, a woman!

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>>558167104
I play myself in this story<
Enjoying grays anatomy with my hubby<
Suddenly he says that doctor applied too much disinfectant<
My face when this happened<

>>558162723
I didn't know quentin tarentino was a /d/ fan. absolutely love your movie ;D although I didn't really care for pulp fiction. not enough shots of feet. a footfag wants what a footfag wants

I LOVE EVERYONE IN \d\!!! You make this female feel welcomed!

>>558155454
Kek

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>>558155697
lrn 2 d fget

>>558168476
Hi female friend, lets have a cup of tea and talk about your feelings. I would totally wait until we're married to have sexual intercourse, but just for reproductive purposes as the lord says

>>558168670
Please do not post pornographic images my friend :)

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>>558155036

>Getting very cOLD in here
>not even winter
>mfw

\d\, today I thought about a girl whose hand I would like to hold. Is this wrong? She is very pretty, but I don't want to seem like a "pervert" (forgive my strong language).

I apologize that I do not have a photograph of her to share as that would be disrespectful to her without her consent.

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>>558168502
no fuck you you cum guzzling winged blazing with the the light of 1000 goatsies faggot

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>>558154090

>>558168895
I love tea! But I don't talk a lot, unless it's about art. Would you enjoy a mug of tea in my art gallery?

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>>558169196

>>558169325
what a coincidence :D i love Art and russian literature. We could take that mug of tea, but i think we have to ask your parents for permision first

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Since it has been revived...

>>558169764
I would have to agree on the permission, for my family is very religious.

>>558167289
I'm new and have gleaned how to triforce.

>>558169152
I'm 12 and I'm okay with this.

>>558169937
Then maybe after we see your art pieces we can go and have some pizza, and if i am lucky i would love to hold your hand for the rest of the night, my pabbie said that i can stay until 11pm

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This is the kindest thread I have ever spent the time reading in all of my days! This has been a wonderful experience with you all and I only hope you all have enjoyed this just as much! Toodles! :D

>>558169152
females are very delicate. You have to treat her nice with very little physical contact to her so she can feel comfortable around you.

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>>558167560
>mfw

>>558158659
I think you look outstanding!

Lets not make a endless amount of /g/fur and trap threads!Ok my friends?

I request Pepperoni Pizza!

>>558170518
Oh my! That sounds fabulous! You get that permission from my bible thumping, gun toting father, and I would love to hold your hand!

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My cat just died. WTF do I do?

Still waiting for a respectful and meaningful discussion

If only /b/ could be as civilized as \d\

>>558171252
I know right...

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>>558154090
This thread is now blessed by the presence of the lord jesus christ. Good times and plenty of blessings will come to you only if you reply "Thanks Jesus" in this thread

>>558171082
Hey buddy, I think your kitty is just sleeping, try waking him up with a tasty treat.

>>558171360
maybe one day /b/ shall follow in the purity that is \d\ but until then we shall remain a gleaming example that all of humanity can look upon.

>>558156764
This image makes me want to live!

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>>558154090
Quite a lovely day today isn't it OP?

Or we can post spiderman memes? Anyone? No? :(

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>>558171591
Its ok he was just asleep

>>558167573
underrated post

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>>558172029
Now frolic with it and have a jolly good time

>>558168168
Well by golly, that's perfectly alright. Nothing wrong with that at all.

its such a great time being a part of the \d\ community

>>558171591
Hey \d\ ask a Jew guy anything

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ancolie, mascot of \d\

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>>558154090
op is a cancerous fag
and no im not playing your opposite game

>>558154797
alt code
newfag

>>558172486
whoa there, neighbour

just so you know, \d\ is a no-cussing environment

>g*lly

just so you know!

hurr im smart

>>558173530
looks tasty

>>558155697
Excuse me sir, please stop using those offensive words and images.

>>558158659
Your neckbeard is beautiful.