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Anonymous (ID: HBE2ZZRN)
2014-07-22 05:24:26 Post No. 558056137
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Anonymous (ID: HBE2ZZRN)
2014-07-22 05:24:26
Post No. 558056137
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>be me
>19
>bigendered omnisexual fem-presenting fat-positive catkin
>on my way to work
>decide I want some starbucks
>go inside the shop
>go up to counter, cisgendered scum standing there
>"Good morning ma'am! What can I get you today?"
>ma'am
>I lose it
>drive my mobility scooter behind the counter
>kick him in the balls for raping me like that, in front of everyone
>he doesn't know my gender identity or my special snowflake status
>wheel my scooter around, expecting cheers of adoration and joy from the other rape victims here
>they're looking at me in horror
>wot
>police turn up a few minutes later, I tried to get away but one of my wheels go caught on the door
>arrested for assault
>fucking patriachy are at it again
>six months later
>go to trial
>convicted of minor assault
>sentenced to 200 hours of community service
>more like 200 hours of building the patriachy
>driving to local soup kitchen to serve my rape sentence
>homeless man on the side of the road
>spit on him as I go past, fucking cis scum male privilege
>a nearby womyn sees and comes over
>"I sure did show him, didn't I--"
>"What the fuck?! Did you just spit on this poor man?!"
>wot
>realize this poor female hasn't checked her privilege
>go into panic mode, that's one of my several hundred triggers
>begin to hyperventilate
>"H-he raped me!! He looked at me! I saw it! He raped me! RAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEE!"
>"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEE!"
>"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEE!"
>collapse out of mobility scooter onto ground
>curl into foetal position but I'm too healthy and can only move my upper body a few inches
>begin crying into the ashphalt "p-p-patriachy! m-muh patriachy!"
>my perfectly healthy 480 pound body goes into cardiac arrest
>float off into heaven, finally I'll get to be with Marilyn Monroe!
>go to hell
>burn forever
