Oh, hi guys, I'm lucy, I assure you im a guy despite the name. Good thing youre here. I seem to have lost some rocks and im not quite sure where I might find them, I have 2 doors here and I just cant decide which to go in cause once I go in one the other locks.
>>557686693
Dildos door
Suk my dik
>>557686773
well if you say so
>>557686901
well this is odd, this isnt rocks or dildos.. Looks like some kinda pipe box
>>557687060
That looks like a gatling gun
Dont die, lucy
Kill the box
>>557687060
looks like gun
Kevin I said suk my dik
>>557687181
>>557687182
A gun you say. well that might explain the button on top of it.
Ohshit, someones coming, wat do?
>>557687275
does it shoot dildo's den?
>>557687367
PRESS THE BUTTON BEFORE THEY FIND OUT
Here goes nothing
>>557687367
fire the dildo canon
>>557687615
Oh shit it's about to get real
OHGOD I HEAR BANGS AND SCREAMS, WHATS HAPPENING
>>557687831
You're giving him a lead enema, it's good for him.
>>557687831
THERE'S A MAN WITH POTATOES STUCK TO HIM
I THINK YOU CURED HIS POTATO SYNDROME
>>557687905
Looks like dildos. that'd explain the door...
Hey wait hes not moving.. OHGOD GUYS I KILLED A MAN WITH A DILDO GUN
>>557687831
I think that was the dildo delivery man
>>557688104
Shit
Revive him
Give him CPR
use the dong launcher to break down the other door
>>557688418
this
This feels really gay and its not working
>>557688418
>>557688552
but I left it open..
>>557688835
No, the OTHER door.
Go in the Rocks door.
But first put the dildos in your inventory.
>>557688835
Show us how long your body is
>>557688961
OHGOD IT NEVER ENDS
>>557688951
Gosh, its heavy, I dont think I can hold this
>>557689407
then push it out the door you mongoloid
>>557689407
Put it on the ground and push it.
>>557689528
well theres no need to be hurtful... this works though so thanks.
>>557689407
What's that up in the corner, lucy?
>>557689407
Be like Link and push that shit.
>>557689776
O, nevermind
>>557689790
It's the dildos I told him to put in his inventory.
>>557689790
those are just the dildos I collected.
Anywho, here goes
>>557690140
Shoot that nigga open
>>557690140
Try opening it
... Well I guess its working..
>>557690140
Before you go you should load your gun with the dildos
>>557690379
Dont worry, already did that.
OHGUYS, MY ROCKS. I FOUND THEM
>>557690582
THOSE AREN'T ROCKS
THOSE ARE SPIDER EGGS
THEY'RE ABOUT TO HATCH
>>557690582
Juggle them
>>557690582
So whats next?
if I remember correctly these are little portals that my grandpappy gave me. 11 worlds
>>557690825
Go to world 8
Ohwait, that ones a spider.. Also which one is number 8? I should line them up I guess
>>557690825
this one
World 8 m8
>>557691020
>mfw that ones the spider
I will do world 8
>>557691274
forgot pic
Woah, this place is getting fucked up. I wonder whats happening here.
>>557691718
QUICK! Get in the spaceship and warp to world 10 so you can go fight bowser and save the princess!!
>>557691897
He doesnt look like he wants to give it up..
>>557692181
Punch him in his tractor beam
Knock them out a ship and take it over!
Wrap around it and pull it down..
>>557692228
>>557692235
But guys... I dont wanna be mean.
On the other hand I think he is cursing at me in his language...
>>557692486
How the fuck did you get inside of it
>>557692486
Give him one of the dildos in exchange for letting you ride.
You need it to save the rest of them tho one life for many just push him out he wont die if he makes a fuss just take him through the rocks and put him on another world.
>>557692486
Fuse with him
>>557692551
turns out I can fit in very tight places
>>557692685
all I have left is one of them butt dildos, will it do?
>>557692957
Fuse with him
Fuse with him
>>557693243
COME ON YOU ALIEN FUCK, GET INSIDE ME
>>557693567
that sounds really gay, OP.
>>557693567
no, wrap around him so tightly you fuse
>>557693567
Continue forceing him to fix unroll you are one being
>>557693718
Fuse untill
>>557693683
>>557693718
NNNNNNNN
>>557694025
Now eat him like the cat snake you are.
>>557694025
He must be one with you go on
WITH THIS MCUH PRESSURE WE HAVE TO FUSE
>>557694234
Yessss you will be one being soon
Oh.. hes gone
>>557694369
Look for your ass. Maybe he's enjoying himself.
>>557694369
Do you feel as though you are one?
>>557694369
Shit where'd he go
>>557694542
not at all. I guess hes gone...
One problem though, I dunno how to fly a space ship... How do I get to bowser?
Go up as high as you can and see who's longer you or long cat
>>557694709
Summon Charles Barkley to help
>>557694709
Stivk your dick in a van
>>557694709
Watch space jam too
>>557694709
anything BUT the button.
>>557694790
we are pretty high already
>>557695064
Summon Charles Barkley to help
>>557695013
OHNO IT SET OFF AN ALARM
>>557694965
This is important too
Did you find long cat up with you?
>>557695386
Why are there alarms EVERYWHERE you go?
>>557695386
Dammit, i didn't mean ALL the other buttons!
Now fuse with the ship. You am become alarm cat.
>>557695386
Vulgarly yell at it until it stops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
THIS MUH JAMMMM
>>557695909
O shit this nigga's hardcore as fuck
>>557695909
>>557695625
"also not this is gonna be a little easier to fly"
Divide by 0!
Fuck this is a long way
>>557695162
Do this
>>557696321
I dont understand what I was supposed to accomplish but I dont think I did it.
what are you going to do about all of those goombas attacking sector 3 of your body?
>>557696594
GOOMBAS? WHAT GOOMBAS
Your looks are getting old put on a fancy fedora or something
Guys, I dont think I can fight this guy... He looks mentally handy capped
>>557697114
Ask him to join your cause
Punch him right in his dick!
M'lady, would you mind terribly much joining me in my cause to... tooo.... uhhh. You know I cant remember my cause. I cant remember much of anything actually
Suck his soul through his dick
>>557697440
When all else fails create a thread on /b/ for help!
>>557696396
Don't worry, we believe in you
>>557697440
Your cause is to suck all the dicks and to ban water polo from the United States
YAAA!
Guys, This hats making me too uphoric. I gotta take it off.
>>557697440
Your cause is to stop 911 and make 912
>>557697749
Put the fedora on him and then he will fuck himself
this isnt peach.. Iunno what to do..
Punch her in the face and throw in the lava then find peach in the legend of zelda universe
>>557698131
cut her hair off and make a wig
Search for gaben and force him to make hl3
>>557698314
>>557698829
wonder if there really is a zelda world...
>>557698986
>inb4 giant lava bitch boss fight.
Guys, im feeling a little streched out, can we go to another world now?
>>557699203
World 4?
>>557699203
Reel yourself back in
Ha so in the end long cat is longer huh?
back in we go
>>557699563
SPOOKS WATCH OUT FOR LUCY
Wat is this thre...
Wat.
SHIT NIGGA WHAT YOU DOING TOUCHING MY ROCKS?
>>557699791
OOOOOOOH SHIT
OOOOOOH FUCK
IT JUST GOT FUCKING REAL
>>557699791
Shit's going down
Weird ass skellington: TAKE THIS YOU RED FUCK
Lucy: Nigga you fuckin' weird, im out.
... I like this world.
You should also fuse with spooks you never know when that could come in handy
>>557700349
fondle everything there
>>557700049
Skellington dance!
>>557700349
You appear to be in a world full of strawberry cream buns.
AHHHH FUCK, IT HURTS SO BADDD
>>557700358
spooks is kill
>>557700707
Tittyfuck them
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
>>557700937
Lucy calm down, they are just strawberry pastries.
>>557701123
I dont care what they were. That was amazing.
>>557701181
To rock 6?
>>557701181
Eat one to gain strength.
>>557701181
If possible take some with you
>>557701254
In a moment, gotta try >>557701263
Well I feel a little different... To rock 6 now
>>557701632
Nice tit, lucy
Retarded roody: Awe u hea to gwant me wishes?
Ohgod guys.. what do? Hes just a kid..
>>557701978
say "ooooooh i will grant you one wish, but first i have to be inside the lamp"
Then get the fuck out of there, to rock 5
Do your best to grant his wishes
ooOOOOoooo, I will grant you one wish.. but first I have to go inside the lamp
can i pwease have soomefing to make da anal pains go away :c
>>557702637
Give him the dildos.
>>557702637
spawn a nigger
>>557702690
Oh, do I still... Yeap. And a butt dildo too.. But is it really right to give a dildo to a little boy whos probably already been molested?
>>557702835
Rape him with it, Lucy.
Do it.
>>557702835
Yes.
Besides maybe they're magic dildos that will ease his pain.
>>557702835
It will later save his life if you give it to him
.. h-here you g-go.. kid...
>>557703143
LOOK AT THE SPARKLE IN HIS EYES
YOU MADE HIM SO HAPPY
>>557703143
RAPE WHEN
Kay guys... I gotta leave this world, where next?
>>557703419
spider world
>>557703385
Rape him after it saves his life later
>>557703419
world 3
>>557703419
Merge 2 worlds together
>>557703419
period tsunami world
>>557703462
I dunno whats what.
>>557703523
World three it is
>>557703541
How would I even?
>>557703628
I bet 90% of tumblr users live there
>>557703690
Melt the rocks together, see what happens
Oh, I wonder what this place is..
>>557704154
NO DON'T
>>557704154
RUN FROM THE TRAIN TRACKS
>>557704154
train world. you're looking at train tracks
just lay down on there its perfectly safe
Oh... its that fucking skelleton guy again, whats he doing here?
>>557704154
Look for spooks' dead body
>>557704414
he's drunk as shit.. that's all I know
>>557704414
Hes jerking off so when the train comes by it will slip off the tracks and crash
but wait, theres a train coming.. He shouldnt be on the tracks
>>557704707
Get rekt
HEY FAGGOT GET OFF THE TRACKS, YOURE GONNA GET HIT!
SAVE HIM!
OR FINISH HIM
>>557704707
PUSH HIM OFF THE TRACKS
HURRY
>>557704626
Yes, he's drunk AND trying to wreck a train with cum. whack him with a dildo.
OHFUCK, did he just fucking die? Oh god ohgod, Im getting the fuck out of here
>>557704891
see his body anywhere?
if you can find his corpse rub a kitten on him and he will come back to life
>>557705070
he has no kittens, ya Dingus.
These worlds are fucked, does anyone even know what I'm looking for. This is really starting to bother me
>>557705227
world 8
>>557705343
world 8 was alien mario land remember? FUck that place
>>557705575
forgot pic
>>557705575
stop being a faggot and do it
>>557705660
well the aliens are gone but this fires making me quite uncomfortable
Guys..?
>>557705873
you must be exhausted. take a shit.
>>557706262
Well It helped. The fires going out. This world really has nothing in it though. Where else should I go?
>>557706485
World 2?
>>557706485
World 10
where the fuck is spooks?
>>557706693
Just died
>>557706587
Can do, keeping this for reference.
>>557706693
who the fuck is spooks?
>>557706485
Give us a tour of your home
its just a fuck ton of people dancing...
>>557707229
Dance with them
>>557707012
My... home?... I wish I could remember where my home was..
>>557707447
Pyroland, maybe?
weaver? is that you?
NTS NTS NTS NTS NTS NTS YEAAAAHHHH GUUURRRLLLL
>>557707603
whos weaver? Im lucy.
>>557707913
Lucy got moves nigga dam
Dayum gurl, you got some nice moves, and dat ass is... well youre a stick figure so pretty fucking small but thats not the point, youre comin home with me
>>557708270
take that slut to world 9
>>557708270
>that fucking hat tho
World 10 time?
>>557708270
Do something with bondage.
What the fuck.. This works for me all the time.. GET IN THERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
>>557708510
absorb her, go to w9 and pull her out.
Well that was a let down, I expected to.. Im not sure what I expected but I wanted it.. I guess its world 9 time
Check on spooks go get a kitten to rub it on him if you can find him again, it will bring him back to life
>>557708831
Seriously, who the fuck is this spooks guy everyones so upset about. If I didnt know anybetter id tihnk this was his thraed.
>>557709125
forget spooks
eat some kek
>>557709125
probs the smelly that got hit by the train.
>>557709250
Ohh, him... Hmm, I probably do owe it to him for not saving him... What world was he in again?
>>557709578
world 3
>>557709578
Screw spooks .
GO BACK TO WORLD 8AND SAVE THE PRINCESS
>>557709872
Dude, she died in lava, I dont think theres any saving her.. Im not even sure she was a real princess..
Anyways I need to find a cat before I can revive spooks.
>>557710035
go to world 11
>>557710035
aren't you a cat?
>>557710035
>>557710565
rub yourself on spooks
(world 11)
Autistic traplover: Ahh lucy.. Ive been expecting you for quite some time
Lucy: Oh, whys that?
Autistic traplover: Well because I saw you were going into rocks... and I wanted to play too
Lucy: So you just decided to go into a rock and thats why youve been waiting?
Autistic traplover: ... N-no.. DAMNIT, You have one question before I must fly away to the past to help spooks.
Well wat 2 ask?
Ask about why and how you exist
>>557711062
How to revive spooks<3
>>557711062
ask where the keks can be found
>>557710565
He's a snakat I think.
>>557711331
Oh, the reason for your existence? Thats easy unlike most people. You are only here because spooks, that skeleton died and a retarded cumstain called "Kevin" wanted to host another story. Your purpose in live is only to bring back spooks, after which you will never appear again.
I must go now, figure out how to save spooks and your job will be done.
>>557711808
TAKE HIS TIE
Take his tie and punch him in his face
>>557711808
take tie and whack him with a dildo
THATS AN AWFUL ANSWER, HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR FUCKIN TIE
Navyseal: hah, this is for someone else. cant let you have it, see ya later
Behold the black sperm cell
>>557712508
Looks like someone needs to go back to class
edgyfag: AUGHHUHUGHUHHHHH
Lucy: Jesus man, are you okay?
edgyfag: ... y-yeah, Im fine, I have fucking cancer, but its okay, ive had it for years and im still not gone so theres nothing really to worry about.
>>557712508
Impregnating a woman with it will create black jesus
>>557712583
forgot pic
>>557712664
dildo slap him!
>>557712664
Give him a cure for cancer or end his misery by punching him to death then help yourself to eating his corpse
>>557712664
Steal his tie whilst he's distracted by his cancer
>>557712664
The cancer cells could revive spooks.
>>557712827
>>557712867
>>557712892
Its too late guys, hes gone.. What a fucking dick, saying im just alive for spooks.. but what if hes right.. Id better go save spooks anyways, I still need a cat though.
>>557713027
But you are a cat!
>>557713027
you ARE a cat (Snakat, technically)