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Oh, hi guys, I'm lucy, I assure you im a guy despite the name. Good thing youre here. I seem to have lost some rocks and im not quite sure where I might find them, I have 2 doors here and I just cant decide which to go in cause once I go in one the other locks.
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>>557686693
Dildos door
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Suk my dik
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>>557686773
well if you say so
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>>557686901
well this is odd, this isnt rocks or dildos.. Looks like some kinda pipe box
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>>557687060
That looks like a gatling gun

Dont die, lucy

Kill the box
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>>557687060
looks like gun
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Kevin I said suk my dik
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>>557687181
>>557687182
A gun you say. well that might explain the button on top of it.
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Ohshit, someones coming, wat do?
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>>557687275
does it shoot dildo's den?
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>>557687367
PRESS THE BUTTON BEFORE THEY FIND OUT
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Here goes nothing
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>>557687367
fire the dildo canon
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>>557687615
Oh shit it's about to get real
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OHGOD I HEAR BANGS AND SCREAMS, WHATS HAPPENING
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>>557687831
You're giving him a lead enema, it's good for him.
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>>557687831
THERE'S A MAN WITH POTATOES STUCK TO HIM

I THINK YOU CURED HIS POTATO SYNDROME
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>>557687905
Looks like dildos. that'd explain the door...
Hey wait hes not moving.. OHGOD GUYS I KILLED A MAN WITH A DILDO GUN
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>>557687831
I think that was the dildo delivery man
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>>557688104
Shit
Revive him
Give him CPR
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use the dong launcher to break down the other door
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>>557688418
this
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This feels really gay and its not working
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>>557688418
>>557688552
but I left it open..
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>>557688835
No, the OTHER door.

Go in the Rocks door.

But first put the dildos in your inventory.
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>>557688835
Show us how long your body is
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>>557688961
OHGOD IT NEVER ENDS
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>>557688951
Gosh, its heavy, I dont think I can hold this
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>>557689407
then push it out the door you mongoloid
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>>557689407
Put it on the ground and push it.
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>>557689528
well theres no need to be hurtful... this works though so thanks.
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>>557689407
What's that up in the corner, lucy?
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>>557689407
Be like Link and push that shit.
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>>557689776
O, nevermind
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>>557689790
It's the dildos I told him to put in his inventory.
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>>557689790
those are just the dildos I collected.

Anywho, here goes
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>>557690140
Shoot that nigga open
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>>557690140
Try opening it
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... Well I guess its working..
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>>557690140
Before you go you should load your gun with the dildos
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>>557690379
Dont worry, already did that.
OHGUYS, MY ROCKS. I FOUND THEM
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>>557690582
THOSE AREN'T ROCKS
THOSE ARE SPIDER EGGS
THEY'RE ABOUT TO HATCH
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>>557690582
Juggle them
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>>557690582
So whats next?
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if I remember correctly these are little portals that my grandpappy gave me. 11 worlds
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>>557690825
Go to world 8
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Ohwait, that ones a spider.. Also which one is number 8? I should line them up I guess
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>>557690825
this one
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World 8 m8
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>>557691020
>mfw that ones the spider
I will do world 8
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>>557691274
forgot pic
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Woah, this place is getting fucked up. I wonder whats happening here.
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>>557691718
QUICK! Get in the spaceship and warp to world 10 so you can go fight bowser and save the princess!!
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>>557691897
He doesnt look like he wants to give it up..
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>>557692181
Punch him in his tractor beam
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Knock them out a ship and take it over!
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Wrap around it and pull it down..
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>>557692228
>>557692235
But guys... I dont wanna be mean.
On the other hand I think he is cursing at me in his language...
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>>557692486
How the fuck did you get inside of it
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>>557692486
Give him one of the dildos in exchange for letting you ride.
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You need it to save the rest of them tho one life for many just push him out he wont die if he makes a fuss just take him through the rocks and put him on another world.
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>>557692486
Fuse with him
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>>557692551
turns out I can fit in very tight places
>>557692685
all I have left is one of them butt dildos, will it do?
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>>557692957
Fuse with him
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Fuse with him
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>>557693243
COME ON YOU ALIEN FUCK, GET INSIDE ME
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>>557693567
that sounds really gay, OP.
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>>557693567
no, wrap around him so tightly you fuse
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>>557693567
Continue forceing him to fix unroll you are one being
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>>557693718
Fuse untill
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>>557693683
>>557693718
NNNNNNNN
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>>557694025
Now eat him like the cat snake you are.
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>>557694025
He must be one with you go on
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WITH THIS MCUH PRESSURE WE HAVE TO FUSE
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>>557694234
Yessss you will be one being soon
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Oh.. hes gone
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>>557694369

Look for your ass. Maybe he's enjoying himself.
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>>557694369
Do you feel as though you are one?
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>>557694369
Shit where'd he go
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>>557694542
not at all. I guess hes gone...
One problem though, I dunno how to fly a space ship... How do I get to bowser?
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Go up as high as you can and see who's longer you or long cat
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>>557694709
Summon Charles Barkley to help
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>>557694709
Stivk your dick in a van
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>>557694709
Watch space jam too
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>>557694709

anything BUT the button.
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>>557694790
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we are pretty high already
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>>557695064
Summon Charles Barkley to help
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>>557695013
OHNO IT SET OFF AN ALARM
>>557694965
This is important too
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Did you find long cat up with you?
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>>557695386
Why are there alarms EVERYWHERE you go?
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>>557695386

Dammit, i didn't mean ALL the other buttons!

Now fuse with the ship. You am become alarm cat.
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>>557695386
Vulgarly yell at it until it stops
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
THIS MUH JAMMMM
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>>557695909
O shit this nigga's hardcore as fuck
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>>557695909
>>557695625

"also not this is gonna be a little easier to fly"
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Divide by 0!
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Fuck this is a long way
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>>557695162
Do this
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>>557696321
I dont understand what I was supposed to accomplish but I dont think I did it.
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what are you going to do about all of those goombas attacking sector 3 of your body?
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>>557696594
GOOMBAS? WHAT GOOMBAS
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Your looks are getting old put on a fancy fedora or something
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Guys, I dont think I can fight this guy... He looks mentally handy capped
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>>557697114
Ask him to join your cause
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Punch him right in his dick!
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M'lady, would you mind terribly much joining me in my cause to... tooo.... uhhh. You know I cant remember my cause. I cant remember much of anything actually
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Suck his soul through his dick
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>>557697440
When all else fails create a thread on /b/ for help!
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>>557696396
Don't worry, we believe in you
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>>557697440
Your cause is to suck all the dicks and to ban water polo from the United States
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YAAA!

Guys, This hats making me too uphoric. I gotta take it off.
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>>557697440
Your cause is to stop 911 and make 912
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>>557697749
Put the fedora on him and then he will fuck himself
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this isnt peach.. Iunno what to do..
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Punch her in the face and throw in the lava then find peach in the legend of zelda universe
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>>557698131
cut her hair off and make a wig
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Search for gaben and force him to make hl3
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>>557698314
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>>557698829
wonder if there really is a zelda world...
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>>557698986
>inb4 giant lava bitch boss fight.
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Guys, im feeling a little streched out, can we go to another world now?
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>>557699203
World 4?
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>>557699203
Reel yourself back in
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Ha so in the end long cat is longer huh?
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back in we go
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>>557699563
SPOOKS WATCH OUT FOR LUCY
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Wat is this thre...

Wat.
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SHIT NIGGA WHAT YOU DOING TOUCHING MY ROCKS?
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>>557699791
OOOOOOOH SHIT
OOOOOOH FUCK
IT JUST GOT FUCKING REAL
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>>557699791
Shit's going down
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Weird ass skellington: TAKE THIS YOU RED FUCK
Lucy: Nigga you fuckin' weird, im out.
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... I like this world.
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You should also fuse with spooks you never know when that could come in handy
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>>557700349
fondle everything there
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>>557700049
Skellington dance!
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>>557700349
You appear to be in a world full of strawberry cream buns.
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AHHHH FUCK, IT HURTS SO BADDD
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>>557700358
spooks is kill
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>>557700707
Tittyfuck them
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HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
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>>557700937
Lucy calm down, they are just strawberry pastries.
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>>557701123
I dont care what they were. That was amazing.
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>>557701181
To rock 6?
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>>557701181
Eat one to gain strength.
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>>557701181
If possible take some with you
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>>557701254
In a moment, gotta try >>557701263
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Well I feel a little different... To rock 6 now
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>>557701632
Nice tit, lucy
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Retarded roody: Awe u hea to gwant me wishes?

Ohgod guys.. what do? Hes just a kid..
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>>557701978
say "ooooooh i will grant you one wish, but first i have to be inside the lamp"

Then get the fuck out of there, to rock 5
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Do your best to grant his wishes
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ooOOOOoooo, I will grant you one wish.. but first I have to go inside the lamp
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can i pwease have soomefing to make da anal pains go away :c
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>>557702637
Give him the dildos.
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>>557702637
spawn a nigger
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>>557702690
Oh, do I still... Yeap. And a butt dildo too.. But is it really right to give a dildo to a little boy whos probably already been molested?
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>>557702835
Rape him with it, Lucy.
Do it.
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>>557702835
Yes.

Besides maybe they're magic dildos that will ease his pain.
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>>557702835
It will later save his life if you give it to him
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.. h-here you g-go.. kid...
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>>557703143
LOOK AT THE SPARKLE IN HIS EYES

YOU MADE HIM SO HAPPY
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>>557703143
RAPE WHEN
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Kay guys... I gotta leave this world, where next?
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>>557703419
spider world
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>>557703385
Rape him after it saves his life later
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>>557703419
world 3
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>>557703419
Merge 2 worlds together
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>>557703419
period tsunami world
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>>557703462
I dunno whats what.
>>557703523
World three it is
>>557703541
How would I even?
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>>557703628
I bet 90% of tumblr users live there
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>>557703690
Melt the rocks together, see what happens
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Oh, I wonder what this place is..
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>>557704154
NO DON'T
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>>557704154
RUN FROM THE TRAIN TRACKS
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>>557704154
train world. you're looking at train tracks
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just lay down on there its perfectly safe
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Oh... its that fucking skelleton guy again, whats he doing here?
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>>557704154
Look for spooks' dead body
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>>557704414
he's drunk as shit.. that's all I know
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>>557704414
Hes jerking off so when the train comes by it will slip off the tracks and crash
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but wait, theres a train coming.. He shouldnt be on the tracks
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>>557704707
Get rekt
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HEY FAGGOT GET OFF THE TRACKS, YOURE GONNA GET HIT!
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SAVE HIM!
OR FINISH HIM
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>>557704707
PUSH HIM OFF THE TRACKS
HURRY
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>>557704626
Yes, he's drunk AND trying to wreck a train with cum. whack him with a dildo.
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OHFUCK, did he just fucking die? Oh god ohgod, Im getting the fuck out of here
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>>557704891
see his body anywhere?
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if you can find his corpse rub a kitten on him and he will come back to life
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>>557705070
he has no kittens, ya Dingus.
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These worlds are fucked, does anyone even know what I'm looking for. This is really starting to bother me
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>>557705227
world 8
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>>557705343
world 8 was alien mario land remember? FUck that place
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>>557705575
forgot pic
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>>557705575
stop being a faggot and do it
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>>557705660
well the aliens are gone but this fires making me quite uncomfortable
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Guys..?
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>>557705873
you must be exhausted. take a shit.
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>>557706262
Well It helped. The fires going out. This world really has nothing in it though. Where else should I go?
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>>557706485
World 2?
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>>557706485
World 10
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where the fuck is spooks?
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>>557706693
Just died
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>>557706587
Can do, keeping this for reference.
>>557706693
who the fuck is spooks?
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>>557706485
Give us a tour of your home
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its just a fuck ton of people dancing...
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>>557707229
Dance with them
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>>557707012
My... home?... I wish I could remember where my home was..
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>>557707447
Pyroland, maybe?
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weaver? is that you?
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NTS NTS NTS NTS NTS NTS YEAAAAHHHH GUUURRRLLLL

>>557707603
whos weaver? Im lucy.
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>>557707913
Lucy got moves nigga dam
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Dayum gurl, you got some nice moves, and dat ass is... well youre a stick figure so pretty fucking small but thats not the point, youre comin home with me
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>>557708270
take that slut to world 9
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>>557708270
>that fucking hat tho
World 10 time?
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>>557708270
Do something with bondage.
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What the fuck.. This works for me all the time.. GET IN THERE YOU FUCKING WHORE
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>>557708510
absorb her, go to w9 and pull her out.
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Well that was a let down, I expected to.. Im not sure what I expected but I wanted it.. I guess its world 9 time
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Check on spooks go get a kitten to rub it on him if you can find him again, it will bring him back to life
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>>557708831
Seriously, who the fuck is this spooks guy everyones so upset about. If I didnt know anybetter id tihnk this was his thraed.
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>>557709125
forget spooks
eat some kek
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>>557709125
probs the smelly that got hit by the train.
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>>557709250
Ohh, him... Hmm, I probably do owe it to him for not saving him... What world was he in again?
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>>557709578
world 3
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>>557709578
Screw spooks .
GO BACK TO WORLD 8AND SAVE THE PRINCESS
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>>557709872
Dude, she died in lava, I dont think theres any saving her.. Im not even sure she was a real princess..

Anyways I need to find a cat before I can revive spooks.
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>>557710035
go to world 11
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>>557710035
aren't you a cat?
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>>557710035
>>557710565
rub yourself on spooks
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(world 11)
Autistic traplover: Ahh lucy.. Ive been expecting you for quite some time
Lucy: Oh, whys that?
Autistic traplover: Well because I saw you were going into rocks... and I wanted to play too
Lucy: So you just decided to go into a rock and thats why youve been waiting?
Autistic traplover: ... N-no.. DAMNIT, You have one question before I must fly away to the past to help spooks.

Well wat 2 ask?
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Ask about why and how you exist
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>>557711062
How to revive spooks<3
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>>557711062
ask where the keks can be found
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>>557710565
He's a snakat I think.
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>>557711331
Oh, the reason for your existence? Thats easy unlike most people. You are only here because spooks, that skeleton died and a retarded cumstain called "Kevin" wanted to host another story. Your purpose in live is only to bring back spooks, after which you will never appear again.
I must go now, figure out how to save spooks and your job will be done.
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>>557711808
TAKE HIS TIE
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Take his tie and punch him in his face
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>>557711808
take tie and whack him with a dildo
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THATS AN AWFUL ANSWER, HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOUR FUCKIN TIE

Navyseal: hah, this is for someone else. cant let you have it, see ya later
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Behold the black sperm cell
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>>557712508
Looks like someone needs to go back to class
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edgyfag: AUGHHUHUGHUHHHHH
Lucy: Jesus man, are you okay?
edgyfag: ... y-yeah, Im fine, I have fucking cancer, but its okay, ive had it for years and im still not gone so theres nothing really to worry about.
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>>557712508
Impregnating a woman with it will create black jesus
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>>557712583
forgot pic
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>>557712664
dildo slap him!
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>>557712664
Give him a cure for cancer or end his misery by punching him to death then help yourself to eating his corpse
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>>557712664
Steal his tie whilst he's distracted by his cancer
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>>557712664
The cancer cells could revive spooks.
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>>557712664
>>557712892
this
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>>557712827
>>557712867
>>557712892
Its too late guys, hes gone.. What a fucking dick, saying im just alive for spooks.. but what if hes right.. Id better go save spooks anyways, I still need a cat though.
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>>557713027
But you are a cat!
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>>557713027
you ARE a cat (Snakat, technically)
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