Spatula has started to move more and is sucking the air as if he were nursing. I don't think his time is over just yet.
Excellent, now you must cum on him.
Give him the nectar of life.
>>557590302
rawl
Roasting on spicy snare
how he feels right now
>>557589959
Lick then set free.
>>557589959
Spatula will forever live on
I moved him into a little box just in case he lives, but once he dies he's still going into cryo sleep for his big day tomorrow.
do something with him for fucks sake
this is just boring if all you're gonna do is post pics of him laying there.
i mean dont hurt/kill him, but do something fun or SOMETHING.
>>557591079
What are you gonna do with him?
>>557591145
What would you suggest?
Give him googly eyes :D
>>557591290
Tomorrow I'm sending him off to the /b/ space program, where he will be the first Wizard Mouse to enter space.
Put on a movie for him, I recommend Ratatouille or the Secrets of Nymh.
>>557591386
well first, could you post him next to a coin or something for scale? how small is this little dude.
and theres really nothing you could do without hurting him more, it really is best to let him rest.
>>557591386
do you have any antibiotics laying around OP?
>>557591525
I just want to look at this from a point of view of someone else..
>be neighbor
>see autistic nieghbor take in mouse
>see him attach fucking balloons to it and fly it
>it lands on my house
>he claims it was a space program
>and that 4chin did it
>the fuck is a 4chin?
Tempt him with food, cheese crumbs or milk
>>557591386
My life in a nutshell
>>557591703
if he was caught by a cat he's probably got sepsis and is in shock
>>557591386
give him money
>>557591703
>>557592019
Here's him next to a US quarter and a 2 euro coin.
>>557592436
build mouse house for it.
>>557592436
no more
MORE
just kill him so he's out of pain. poor mousey
>>557591525
why are you waiting
explore the final frontier
>>557592671
He does have a little mousy house
>>557592436
he's gonna need more than that man his life is in your hands
>>557592959
sure he isnt dead?
Whats his story? Just tuned in
>>557591290
He's going to fuck the mouse it it's asshole with his ant-sized penis
>>557592436
I'm a doctor OP, I highly recommend if you want your fragile little spatula to live you give him CPR this minute, I highly doubt without he will live to see tomorrow.
i dont want spatula to die :(
>>557589959
RAPE IT
>>557593184
If he's still got a pulse and breathing then there's no point in CPR.
what happened to the guy anyway?
Is he in a mousey coma?
Maybe put a bit of water by him if he can move around. He must be thirsty
>>557593232
me too anon
CALL 911
put a little toy gun next to him (big enough for him to hold) so he can defend himself from baddies if when he wakes up you aren't there
>>557589959
OFF WITH THE HEAD!!! LETS SEE SOME ACTION. GUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER CLEAN.
>>557593129
Cat brought in a mouse, it didn't die. People told me to name him spatula so I did, I gave him a wizard hat and robe. His adorable little life is seemingly coming to an end so I've decided to send him to the space program tomorrow at 7pm EST, where he will be the first Wizard Mouse in space. Old thread 404d and here we are.
>>557593184
look for antibiotics laying around quick OP. this lil nigger gun die
Build a spa for him also give him a back massage. He'll need it for space
>>557593865
GUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
>>557593254
>>557593723
>>557593254
>>557593723
>>557594009
wow so edgy
>>557593865
your cat brings you a present and this is what you do?
you're supposed to EAT the mouse, not revive the damn thing
get chewing
>>557593865
Take him to a vet m8
>>557591501
this.
pls
>>557594117
i have a gore fetish. can't help it. seeing this rat be gutted would make my night.
>>557594254
sure is summer in here
>>557594254
smells like summer
>>557594254
You should cut your own guts out like a shamed samurai
>>557594662
i just watched 47 ronin lol
>>557594254
commit sudoku
>>557594254
Sumerian detected.
>>557589959
>>557589959
>>557589959
Give him some water op. like Get a leaf, and put some water on the leaf, and put it in his box. Revive this beautiful creature anon, i know your heart is pure and want to see this little guy live.
>>557594484
>>557594587
>>557594662
>>557594746
>>557594749
i thought /b/ welcomed my kind..
>>557594871
sure is summer in here
>>557594871
nobody is welcome here faggot, get out
>>557594871
We don't welcome faggots
>>557593976
Do this OP please
>>557595069
>>557595017
such edge
>>557589959
Take him to the vet.
>>557594871
if you think like that you're clearly just an edgy newfag
by the way, shouldn't you be in soul calibur?
>pic related
what kind of mouse is that?
>>557594867
This. Water is very important for all living things
Is spatula still alive?
I'm going to let Spatula rest for a bit, if he dies than I will cryo freeze his body and make a thread at 7pm EST (20 hours from now) and send him into space. See you tomorrow /b/
>>557594867 I already gave him water and food.
>>557594867
THIS OP
>>557595218
the kind that looks good cut up.
>>557595234
its going to fucking die. cats will infect the shit out of that little thing
>>557595174
it's only edgy if you're a faggot
>>557594871
>/b/
>welcome
my kind
>>557595174
>calling people faggot on /b/ = edge posting
Get the fuck out
>>557595328
>"cryo freeze"
>Puts dead mouse in freezer
kek
>>557595328
put a the toy gun next to him so he can protect himself from baddies if he wakes up without you
>>557595415
that's why he should cut it up and take it out of its misery.
>>557595174
you can leave too nigger
>>557591386
can you pee on it? i just inherited 5teen millions from dolan uncle who molested for dubs. I paypal you.
>>557595218
the wizard kind
>>557591145
>don't hurt him/kill him
faggot confirmed
>>557591386
cum on it
>>557595541
you're such an edgy faggot jesus christ
>>557593232
I lol'd.
#SAVESPATULA
spatula is a wizard and a virgin. find him a female field mouse and let him fuck
>>557595415
Possible, but I don't see any wounds on the little guy
>>557595328
Hope he makes it OP
>>557595652
edgemaster confirmed
>>557595328
>>557595328
Thanks OP. Ill be there tomorrow. At least if he passes, he becomes a legend.
>>557595652
this nig knows whats up
>>557595684
i is i am i is i am i is
>>557595328
he will have a better funeral than the majority of the population
>>557594871
/b/ is predominately chaotic neutral. Chaotic evil is generally derided here.
>>557595541
How many small animals have you cut up, Jeffery Dahlmer?
>>557589959
To infinity and beyond!
I WANT TO SEE THEORY MOUSE EAT SOME CHEESE. WHERE IS HIS LAST MEAL OP? U WORSE DEN PRISON ANDROID THEORY OLD PEOPLE HOMES
>>557589959
Give him a heat source! He is probably very cold. A bottle with warm water in it would work just fine. Just make sure it doesn't roll onto him and squish him.
>>557595939
well that fucking sucks. any sites i would fit into better?
>>557595974
i have cut up about 5 in my life. all of which were already dead.. i cut up my dog after he died. don't judge me.
>>557589959
Put some water on a cloth and put some drops in his mouth, and leave a little cap of water next to him.
>>557596025
change the picture to a mouse instead of frog and we're good
>>557594254
Smells like summer
>>557596136
where are his battle wounds?
>>557594162
Yes, save him OP, spatula will be the embodiment of /b/ if he survives
>>557596136
>>557596321
>>557595774
lil nigga prolly got a puncture wound. won't bleed won't be noticeable needs antibiotics
>>557596459
THANK YOU. saved. /thread
>>557596136
9gaggert
>>557596636
reddit has what you're looking for man. reddit is awesome
>>557596776
i just looked. its all cat pics and gay animals. no thanks.
>>557595328
See you tomorrow, OP.
>>557591525
You're a cowardly faggot.
>>557596636
>>557596136
You know who else cut up dead animals? Various serial killers such as Jeffery Dahlmer. It is a very common warning sign. Gut yourself now and save society the cost of tracking you down and locking you up when you eventually move on to human prey.
>>557596636
the newest of fags
>>557596459
Wow, why have I never seen this.
Gotta mark that day in my calendar lmao
A great example to the OP.
>>557593184
You just want OP to crush his rib cage, you cruel heartless person.
>>557596950
yes. love you anon.
>>557596970
i never would. it has to be already dead.
>>557597026
i am a trap. so thankyou
>>557596970
Sources my friend? always source your bullshit
>>557596950
this
>>557596970
>poor butchers
>>557594254
YOU ARE SO EDGY AND COOL AND TOUGH AND AWESOME AND HARDCORE WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT LET'S BE FRIENDS I AM SO IMPRESSED YOURE COOL BRO SERIOUSLY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING AND THAT IS AWESOME YOU ARE SO EDGY WITH YOUR GORE FETISH WOW
>>557597261
please kill yourself
i usually mean this as sarcasm, but i'm genuine here; kill yourself. do it. please.
>>557596358
faggit*
>>557597275
r u seerus
>>557597558
what is wrong with it...
>>557593184
Having a PhD doesn't mean you have a DVM nigger
>>557596136
You won't really fit in anywhere because you are a feak. Have fun with that.
>>557597796
>>557597275
well it was in dexter so its obviously true
>>557597964
this whole website is not how it used to be this used to be a place to share insane fetish and have a good time. now it is officially dead. back in 2003 this shit would have been warm welcomed. you /b/ make me sick. and not because of the gore, but because of the refusing to accept that everyone is different. what about that riad on tumblr, you all posted gore.. clearly..
>>557597968
why is cinema snob the only good person on TGWTG
>>557597275
From an early age, Dahmer manifested an interest in animals. Friends later recalled Dahmer initially collected large insects, dragonflies and butterflies which he placed inside jars. Later, Dahmer—occasionally accompanied by one or more of his few friends—would collect animal carcasses from the roadside; these animals Dahmer would dismember either at home or in an expanse of woodland behind the family home. According to one friend, Dahmer would dismember these animals and store the parts in jars in the family's wooden toolshed, always explaining that he was curious as to how each animal "fitted together."[13] In one instance, he is known to have impaled a dog's head upon a stake behind his house.[14]
Make spatula a twitter or Tumblr and watch all the over sensitive bitches get angry lel, that and so we can keep up with it if a thread 404s
>>557598331
Because all the others are cringy bastards
>>557598398
Ah, so because there's evidence of one person doing it, that means it applies to everyone./sarcasm
>>557597816
you're autistic as fuck you goddamn aspie
>>557598319
You're obviously a fucking freshman?sophomore of high school who thinks just because he took an anatomy class that he has a gore fetish.
You're not fucking edgy faggot. l mean saying "l have a gore fetish" proves you're a fucking autist. l can tell just by the way you type you're in the Special Day program at your school.
Kill yourself faggot, that l'd like to see.
>>557598398
>clearly expresses interest in anatomy
Obviously a psychopath.
Anatomy is heresy.
>>557598857
The autism intensifies
>>557598319
>implying you have been here for more than a month
>>557598710
wrong again, this is me. here is a pic. i hope i look okay.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>inb4 timestamp
>>557599013
timestamp w/ tits or gtfo
>>557599013
ur a fagt
>>557596249
Got it
>>557599013
You're a faggot.
>>557598964
Just keep your skeleton away from me, Monster.
>>557599013
you're just digging yourself a deeper pit
>>557599013
Timestamped tits or GTFO
>>557599173
that is really me.. did not steal the pic.
>>557599165
wtf
>>557599179
thanks
>>557599176
I dig it
>>557595328
Duct tape him to your dick and do jumping jacks
>>557599319
timestamp on tits, then gtfo
>>557599319
Got something to hide faggot? Do it
>>557599319
Newfag detected
>>557599272
i have more self respect than to post tits online..
>>557599176
cool
next time this happens, we can set the logo to a slightly larger 4chan logo, with a silhouette of a frog on one leaf, a mouse on another, a squirrel on the third one, and whatever the next thing is on the fourth.
itt: fucking autist attracts the attention of more fucking autists by posting a picture
>>557599594
I'ma just put this out here
>>557598458
Done, savespatula.tumblr.com
>>557599591
been here since 2008. just never posted much. been too shy.
>>557599738
isn't that every thread?
>>557599775
i'm a fucking retard
>>557599594
>self respect
>face filled with metal
>shitty tattoos
Sure you do..
>>557599594
Are you saying girls that post tits online are scum? Check your privilege you fgt
>>557599904
i just like body mods, what is the problem?
>>557594158
It really wouldn't shock me if someone on here regularly did this when their cat brought them their kills. I can seriously imagine a neckbeard who has bonded so much with their cat that they seriously couldn't refuse the offer.
>dead bird presented by cat
>"well I guess I have to eat this"
>chomp chomp chomp
>>557599909
i do think they are scum. it is my opinion and i have a right to it. I also think guys who post their dicks are also scum.
>>557599594
>>557599814
>>557599272
He doesn't have tits you idiots
It's a trap
>>557597261
>>557599675
that's actually not a bad idea
>>557600150
I think you should poor gasoline on your taint and put a lit match to it.
>>557599675
N.A.S.A's down but /B/.A.S.E.D. is still going strong.
>>557599995
People with self respect don't feel the need to modify their body you dumb nigger
>>557599814
Inb4 I thought /b/ welcomed my kind.
Inb4 Back in 2003
Been here since 08
>>557599786
>savespatula.tumblr.com
WIAZARD
heylo frend after box no good i be cosmonaut for biggest company in kiev njoy comrade excoose twiter shout out apologies for sound like negro
>>557600404
he fucked up
>>557589959
I swear to Skymouse, if you hurt one whisker on that sweet guy's body you will reap a shit storm the likes of which has never been seen.
>>557601058
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>557601189
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>557601275
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>557601189
It's beginning to smell a lot like summer, everywhere in /b
>>557601461
>>557594871
No one appreciates a try hard you faggot
>>557601619
>implying
>>557599176
Soooo..
According to Wolfram Alpha it takes 6.3MJ to accelerate 100g to escape velocity, disregarding athmosphere.
That's about 700g of kerosene or TNT.
>>557596723
Still better than NASA
>>557601189
Don't you even know who I am? Cool your jets, buckaroo
>>557598964
My grandparents keep about 20 jars of small animals my mother disected as a child. I cut dozens of poultry heads as a child/early teen, i felt quite useful doing it. Neither of us is a serial killer as far as i know.
>>557602232
yeah do you even know who i am
>>557596136
deep web
>>557602429
you're me
>>557602609
we are one
>>557602748
And yet we are many
>>557601927
Still half the fun of summer is bashing them
>>557603095
Are we many?
>>557603184
atleast 3 i'm guessing?
>>557603184
Are we humans or are we dancers?
>>557603184
At times
>>557603154
>half the fun
there is no fun on /b/.. 0/2 is still 0.
Heaven's hive mind is ones yet manys.
>>557589959
>spatula
>obviously named by /b/
>>557603632
But no matter how we avoid it were all still faggots
Our minds are one.
This thread is now heaven. We are highjacking it.
>>557603971
Im not gay, NOW FUCK ME UP THE ASS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>557604170
Spatula shall live forever in Heaven
>>557602429
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557604034
>>557604170
sure is summer in here
>>557604505
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557604505
>Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
also archived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/557589959
>>557604526
Coming from the person who cant even get on our level, lel faggot.
Did someone say Heaven partay?
>>557604703
>>557604686
>>557604505
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557604526
smells like fucking summer doesnt it faggot
>>557603184
nigger
>>557604935
smells like heaven
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557604860
That response. Welcome to 4chan, summerfriend.
>>557604703
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557604914
gr8-
fuck it, not even gonna say it anymore.. just gonna post the pic
>>557604992
You ruined it
>>557604914
Look who it is again, ID mNcsTnwK. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "mNcsTnwK" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557589959
Love and piece.
>>557605143
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557605251
good
>>557605360
sage
>>557605290
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557605428
sage
>>557605447
Look who it is again... oh wait I think that one was me.
>>557605553
sage
>>557605683
who?
>>557605808
you don't need to tell us you're saging this thread
>>557601706
thank mr skaltal
>>557605173
Fucking newfag
you edgy ass kids
>>557606082
sage goes in all fields
>>557605136
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>>557606284
>ook who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>557606442
sure is summer
>>557606691
yeah, it's the middle of july.
>>557606571
if you're heaven then I would rather go to hell
>>557606691
Of course it's summer, didn't you fucking notice the calendar says July? Are you just realizing this now that your summer school finished?
>>557606691
Shut the fuck up nigger
You still 'Heaven't had enough, boy? I was still going easy on you before but your continued shitposting and 'sage'ing leaves me with no other option.
How does it feel to know I have reported all of your posts to the moderators? And I made 100% sure this ends in a ban for you this time, bitch, by getting you tickets of all kinds:
Rule violation, Illegal content, Commercial spam/advertising.
But that's not even all, son. I have taken careful note of your antics over the last few days and sent an e-mail to [email protected]. I told them everything.
I suggest you enjoy what little time your have remaining on 4chan; but I wouldn't expect you to 'see the error of your ways' now, of all times;
so feel free to vent your rage at the impending permanent ban. Those words will be your last, anyways.
>>557607096
>>557606963
>>557606875
>implying it's not summer
>>557607148
lolwut?
>>557600360
/thread
>>557607148
I sure hope my account doesn't get banned
>>557606937
if you're- kill yourself
/r/ing how to heaven