>>557119093
>Sacrifice one dweller a month
But make it so that there is no consequences when they don't after a while to see how long they'll keep it up without question after its no longer necessary.

>>557120382
>Vault 11

>deepest of all the bunkers
>door is open and anyone is free to leave
>filled with a thousand dicks
>no light whatsoever

what will happen?
>OP will enter and never be seen again

>>557120541
Oh. Well looks like I invented a vault that has already been invented.

>Only muslims allowed
>Only ham to eat

>have the vault seperated into two sections
>one for blacks, one for whites
>at a random point in time the sections will become accesible to eachother
>RACE WAAAAAAAAAAAR

>vault is told niggers are products of the blast
>have Niggerfron 4000 produce niggers and set them free in various secret entrances to the vault
>????
>Vault will become /pol/

>>557120810
>Called 4chan

>all the trannys in the world
>no air

yw

>vault full of neckbeards
>only dial up internet connections
>see how long until insanity murders claim all of the vault dwellers

>>557119093
>Only 100 women and 1 guy
>Few weapons
>Few clothes shops

Wait for chaos

>>557121231
Vault 88.

Also.
>only convicts allowed in
>each thinks they are the only one
>all convicts must be killed if found
>everyone keeps quiet, eventually maybe becomes utopia

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> have vault near border of Mexico
> Have hardcore conservatives in vault
> convince them they are in the prime of USA, Washington through propaganda
> release them in 20 years in promise of everyone getting awards
> mfw when open vault doors to thousands of
spic Ghouls
> "ey mang pass me the pierna"

>>557121231
>one person from each nationality of the world
>none are bilingual
>only god-tier English speakers could communicate

>>557121215
or orgy to create superior raceless human

Fill a vault with equal parts Jews and Palestinians. The vault is filled with state of the art weaponry and the overseer is from /pol/

>>557121614
nah fuck all that.
>vault full of neckbeards
>one router

one vault where there is a constant humming

another where the air pressure slowly increases overtime

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>Vault exclusively for Down syndrome

>Vault where insemination is conducted anonymously (all semen goes in a centrifuge) so each new child could be anyone's. See how the next generation is treated

>Vault with no lightsource and constantly blasting white noise

>pure eugenics, large population, consistently allow only the top 50% in both intelligence and athleticism to breed.

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>>557121756
Das nice

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>>557119093
>Vault 34
>Vault 69
>Vault 68
>Original Vault so far as i can tell, i'd love to see this one
>Vault 21
>Vault 11

My idea would be to have multiple food based vaults
Idea 1- only food is toast and the vault remains locked for 50 years - goal - to see what extremes man would go through to make something so bland into something that they could actually enjoy every day - Prediction - Cannibalism .
Idea 2/3- Bunch of strict meat eater locked in a vault for 30 year with no other food source but Vegatables/ Bunch of strict Plant eater locked in a vault for 30 years with nothing but meat.goal of both is to see how long till conversion. prediction for 2- canabalism for the most part till the realize conversion is the only way to survive. prediction for 3- starvation for the most part conversion is the only way to survive
Idea 4 -completely empty vault but completely stocked the door is jammed shut but there is another entrance to the vault hidden nearby, those meant for this vault survive the initial blast but will ghoulify due to irradiated FEV unless they find a way in. they know that there is a secret entrance but they dont know where -goal is to see how long it takes for them to actually get in the vault - prediction - most of them will have long since gone feral before any of the sane ones find an entrance.

>>557122451
>Vault with no lightsource and constantly blasting white noise
Imagine how fucking terrifying that would be

>>557119093
>Implying your not part of a social experiment right now in this very moment

>>557122451
>all semen goes in a centrifuge

well I'll be damned if I'm getting the job of cleaning it

>>557121639
basically vault 69 got it

>>557122839
>hurr durr don't drink the tap water

>>557121714
spanish would rule here, so yeah....

Vault filled with only compulsive liars and is a truth based system. Can't buy that lamp? Tell them that you can pay later and they have to honour it. Also they aren't told that anyone else is a compulsive liar so they think they're the only sly bastard in there. Imagin someone in court?

Prediction: they figure out that everyone is a liar and bring order, or the vault falls into poverty and chaos.

>>557123158
>preferably the best example of a person from each country
>So US would be white English speaker, not a some Mexispic that jumped the border.

>>557121213
haha

>>557123158
if by "rule" you mean
>constantly stealing each others lawnmowers
then I'm inclined to agree

>>557123361
Conversely lie detection + shock collar with a public counter which terminates citizen when it reaches 5.

>>557123689
oh holy shit, this is a good one, it follow legitimate lore, i'd love to see this in an upcoming fallout game

50 people, sparse supplies but no weapons.

Not one of the 50 people share a language, only monolingual people will be selected, computers and necessary technologies will all be using pictograms and other forms of non-lingual visual communication.

Experiment to see if the tower of babel story could have true, that the best way to make people not able to cooporate is to make them incapable of speaking to one another.

Hypothesis: Humans will develop hybrid language, or an entirely new one.

>one massive vault consist of multiple mini vaults
>each mini vault is unique it is own way, no mini vault is alike
>there's a mini vault for making inhabitants like cars, sports, games, or just anything random by propaganda
>also through propaganda, make mini vaults think that their exit doors lead to the outside world
>open all mini vaults at the same time after several years
>never open the exit of the actual massive vault

>>557122451
NOW you're talking!

how about
>50 drunk naked women
>1 /b/tard

see how long it takes for the autist to masturbate to death

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>>557124321
better idea, open the vault when the final minivault is left standing over the what they think is better war, or they reach absolute peace. until one or the other the main vault stays sealed

>>557124197
Also, make it run for a few generations, so that the people exiting the vaults when the experiment is over have no fucking clue what the rest of the world speaks.

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>>557122792

SECOND 10: panic
MINUTE 10: peace

>>557124321
what, and hope no-one wonders what "that other giant fucking door" is for you mean?

I sense a flaw in there somewhere anon

>>557125068

not my vault:
oh they wonder, but they cant do shit about it

like... death?

>vault consists of one regular, stereotypical poster from every 4chan board and one regular, stereotypical poster from each of the 60 most popular sub-leddits (4chan has just over 60 boards)

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nvm the asymetrical pillars

>>557125068
I like this anon's idea >>557124751

or alternatively, the door can only opened from the outside once all the minivaults are opened. Wanderers can choose to close the door, leave it open or stay inside locking himself in with the vault dwellers.

[spoiler]I was trying to depict 4chin in a vault setting, I think I messed up somewhere. kek[/spoiler]

>>557125285

so its a Door of Death?
Does it have a keep away sign?

>>557121231

niggertron 4000 smells like obama

>A vault for people with no sense of smell

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>>557125657
well done sir

>normal vault
>we tell the dwellers there is ONE homo
>the orders are to kill the homo if we can find him
>plot twist : all of the men are actually fags

>>557121101
like every single one of these examples

Which one was the vault with the puppets? That one creeped me the fuck out.
My idea is a Vault that has full capacity to observe the outside world safely, but when they do, the Vault is flooded with radiation. How long can the people contain their curiosity?

>>557125962
but it smells like absolute shit, vault cracks open and wanderers in a mile radius smell that shit and just start running

>>557126094
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii disagree

>>557123495
There are more spanish-speaking countries than english speaking ones, you retard.

/v/ had this idea for vault 120. Everyone gets a small, single occupant apartment. Food and water are delivered via pipe. On all sides of the apartment are small, head sized holes so that neighbors can speak, exchange goods, or even fuck. Every 10 days however, a series of mechanisms rotates the apartments around randomly, so you may never see your former neighbor again.

Then people just started shitting into each others rooms. Sometimes people wait and stab the asshole of the shitters. Then of course, there's a group of people called skinnies. They starve them selves far beyond the point of emaciation. They do this so they can dislocate their joints and squeeze through the holes at night to kill.

It was actually a really cool idea

>>557125657
hey man if you wanted 4chan in a vault setting, just imagine the population still in their mini-vaults all masturbating with the door long since rusted open

>>557126385
That does sound pretty cool. Is there a screencap or link with the full story/discussion?

>>557121213
bretty good

>>557126043
it's a nice idea if it weren't for the fact they'd all be blowing each other within 5 minutes

>vault is only populated by male to female and female to male transexuals
>all are fully post-op, as passable as can be and have taken all hormones required
>if a baby is not born within 5 years nerve gas kills everybody inside

Get to it, abominations

>>557126414
This is brilliant!

>>557126385
Pretty good.

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>>557126608
Yeah

>>557126385
of fuck that be some scary shit to come across while exploring the wasteland
"oh look vault i wonder whats inside"
"oh shit was was that"
"FUCK THERES SOMETHING DODGING AROUND THE SHADOWS"
skinny fucking pole ninja and shit i'd hate that

>>557126936
Sweet, thanks!

>>557121614
500 women
500 Supreme Gentlemen
Armory only contains katanas
Only one Fedora in entire vault

>>557127150
Sure man, I just had to Google it since I'm not near my reaction folder. But yeah, the idea is actually great. Hilarious and spooky at the same time

>>557121639
Repopulate the earth. duh. You got 100 bitches to fuck. Sex all day long

>>557121714
>>557123158
>>557126319
> implying Slavs wouldn't buttrape every single non-slav and then squat in peace

>>557121639

>the guy is a hugless, kissless, euphoric 29 year old foreveralone virgin
>must decide between wizardry or repopulating humanity

>>557127269
ooooooooooooooooooo
love it
imagine all the idiots accidently killing themselves
OR the women killing themselves to avoid the final "tip"

>>557127583
>Wherever I am, I must also squat

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>>557127594
wizardry THEN repopulation, you stupid cunt.
he will manage to spawn a breed a wizard that will take over the earth and basically start the elder scrolls

500 kikes
1 /pol/

>>557126301
Vault 21 involves all choices being solved with gambling, and it lead to them living up to and through being "annexed" by house.

1 dweller sacrificed a month is just like Vault 11, dey all ded

fuckton of weapons laying around was Vault 34, and it created the boomers.

Vault 68 and 69 has the 999 men/1 woman and 999 women/1 man

The only thing created is the inclusion of faggotry enabled by a brief lull in the haze brought on by all the cocksucking OP is indulging in.

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault

>>557126942
I suspect you just can't picture how that vault would be.

>>557128206
He knows that I am a faggot !
Shit !

>>557126385
Holy shit I remember this. I was in that thread.

>put all 4chan users in a vault together and see what happens

any suggestions?

>>557127846
this post made me happy

>>557128523
Yeah, same here. It was fucking awesome

>>557128206
bro read the thread a bit please>>557122598
that was me

>>557128083
99 /pol/
1 superjew

The superjew has to resort to covert ops to do his jewing. People's items and currency go missing and no one can ever figure out who it is, instead everyone accusing everyone else of being a shill

>>557128315
ya lose some
>>557128603
ya win some
>check the ids

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Though of another one:

>vault dwellers are a mix of 10/10 male and female
>male to female ratio should always be 1:4
>clothes are non existent
>females are required to have a belt at a certain age
>said belt should never be too tight or too loose, meaning they have to maintain a certain waste line
>if they don't, they will die immediately, no questions asked
>belt expands until they hit a certain age of maturity
>all females in the vault are naked, with bodies of your ideal 10/10 women
>vault entrances can never be opened
>there's only a small peephole for the unfortunate wanderer to peek inside...
>only ONCE (I have no idea how this can be enforced)

I leave all those certain numbers to your preferences

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>Have a baby
>Have him in the vault
>Always facing the wall
>Behind him there is a light
>So all his world is is noises and shadows of people bringing him food
>When he turns 18 put a bag over his head
>Release him in like Central Las Vegas or something
>Place with a lot of light and people
>See how long it takes for him to go insane
>Also find out if someone can die from sensory overload

>>557129162
So it's just a giant harem...

>>557129367
Yes. I don't want to be in the wanderer's shoes though. That vault would be a massive cock block

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>>557129746
a massive cockblock huh? only result of this vault would be finding out how much explosives it take to blow the door off a vault, without harming the inhabitants

>>557119093
10 borderline personality disorder sluts and 1 man. Fuck them all until they get crazy, then go to the well stocked armory and see how long until you waste them.

>>557129746
I would just expect something more cruel. Perhaps maybe all the females are 10/10 but of a potato mentality. The males are 10/10 but all are paralyzed from the waist down.

>>557130019
A group of perverted wanderers unite to blow their way towards the only haven of quality tits and ass in the wasteland

>>557130019
A vault can withstand the blast of a nuclear bomb. Good luck breaking it.

>>557130614
thus the goal of finding out how much it can take, although i think a continuous stream from a couple hundred plasma casters could get the job done, brotherhood of "steel" about to get put to use

>>557130863
No one would waste so much ammo. Not as long as they don't know how the people inside will react, and having bigger problems and better uses for that ammunition on the outside.

>>557129221
Plato pls go

>>557131195
this event is half of the reason behind the NCR/BoS conflict actually, NCR got pissed off over the blatant waste of ammunition but once the vault of 10/10 bangable lusciousness was open they realized they still had to be made but came up with another reason instead

>>557121608
thank you based anon

a vault full of gluten intolerant vegan people
all thats in the vault is toast

>>557133252
Better yet : Living animals.

>>557133252
neat you mixed idea 1 and 3 from one of my earlier post in this thread

>>557121685
What? 88 was the cryosleep one.

Vault with nothing but children that are 6-8 years old.
Only way of education is carttoons and animations.
Everything goes as long as it looks cartoonish.
Let them all out when the last one reaches 25years of age.
All heavily armed.

I want a vault where all the separate sections move around.

Imagine waking up in the dorm, as per usual, to find you have no clue of the layout of the vault, everything is rearranged on a 24hr basis.

It'd drive me nuts.

>>557119093
>fuckton of weapons lying around
Vault 34

>every problem settled by luck-based game
Vault 21

Can't tel if didn't play the games or unoriginal faggot, or if this is what passes for trolling anymore.

Vault were every humans gets 1 cat and 1 dog.
Pets have the same average life span as humans.
All humans have to hate all kinds of animals and pets.
The more pets you have the more privileges you get.
When the last pets leaves, instant death.

>>557134578
i'm starting to think he decided to use vaults we already knew about as examples, a guideline i guess
>gimme your /x/ trip faggot

>vault with just woman (17-18 years old)
>system atomaticly gives them food
>they all have their own locked room
>only conected trough a computer
>can only acces one server
>server atomaticly puts stories about men
>men who knock on your door and rape woman
>they get paranoid of men
>when the first woman gets 40, vault door opens
>giant armory in the center
>they all know that men rape
>starts killing all men they meet

>>557135108
so vault 87, in reverse?

My ideas, when not specified, all food and drink and survival equipment is provided.

Vault full of super fattening food, ice cream, pizza, etc.
Anyone who goes about 5% bodyfat is instantly executed. Bodyfat testing once a week.

Second Vault
Vault with one incredibly homophobic man and three gays.

Third
Vault with 20 heterosexual women, masturbation is punishable by death, see how long it takes for them to turn.

Fourth
Vault with 10 people (five male, five female) and one cat. The cat dies every week and is replaced by a new one.

Fifth
Vault filled with fitness equipment, weekly fitness test, anyone who fails is executed. Test gradually get to the point where they test to the peak of human fitness.

Sixth
Vault with one anti-brony man and mlp plushies and dvds being the only thing to watch/do.

>>557135204
Vault 87 is the FEV testing facility

>>557119093
>Seperate the vault into two sections
>One section is always low on water and rich of food, the other section is the other way around
>Both sections think that the other one is stealing thier water/food
>See if the sections trade or fight

>>557135384
that sixth one is hell incarnate. it would even be worse if they ALL were the fuck plushes.

>>557135108
So they have only acces to tumblr?

Fifty black guys and one white guy.

>>557135574
your idea "men bad wymen stronk get guns"
vault 87 "human bad mutant stronk get guns"
the pieces are there you should be able to piece it together
>i know what 87 was used for son i've played the games and am actually running FO2 in the background as i type this

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>>557135384
>5% body fat are instantly executed
You want a vault full of anorexic people.

I would make something along the lines of the vault having to expell a third of its population every 15 years. The vault itself is a fucking paradise with replenishingg supplies and allround fantastic living conditions. If the population wasnt "expelled" every 15 years the entire vault will be flooded with boiling water. Keep in mind that this vault cannot be opened except for when those people are let out. Imagine how people would decide who would go? Perhaps it would encourage some sort of crazy breeding program to keep the population sustainable? Would it lead to some sort of vault filled with inbred fucks, would they all be young adults like little lamplight or would be flooded?

>>557120541
Yeah that was what he wanted with that post. His thought was : "Oh OP is referencing Vault 11 in Fallout New Vegas. Im also gonna reference it and hope that someone writes "Vault 11""

>>557135901
and a basketball

>>557136082
Ah I see your point

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>normal vault, anon being overseer
>add the kardashians
>remove the food
>tell them they can only eat other humans for about a week
>carefully hint them that the kardashians are plotting to kill entire vault and leave it


>mfw they would try to eat the kardashians

Two hundred Jews and ten sheckles.

>>557136274
You really think someone would do that ?
Just... Go on the internet and manipulate people to get attention ?

>>557136203

Just have everyone fuck a year before kicking-out day and throw all the babbys out.

500 women + 500 men produce 500 babbies.

1/3 of 1500 is 500, chuck out the bebbies. Works great. No one suffers.

>>557135384
>spend my years ripping up the toys and breaking the DVDs

>>557136539
>Two hundred Jews and ten sheckles.
It would be a blood bath

>>557136202
I realize 5% is an incredibly low body fat percentage.
All the food in there is incredibly fattening, it would be a test of will, each person would only be able to eat just enough to survive.

>>557119093
I would buid a massive bunker, that looks like its just for survival, but 30 years in the bunker will say theres a malfunction with the reactor and radiationlevel are going to rise.
Thus people are seperated into groups and locked into smaller minivaults on a lower level. The kicker is, that these minivaults are actually tiny social experiments, like one will have pissiors that are slightly to close together and in one people will be told there part of a freakish experiment, where they have to fill in questionaires and we check how many positive words they use compared to negative ones.

>>557135745
also
>Vault population consists equaly of blacks, whites, and asians
>Each group has predefined professions
>e.g. whites are mechanics and teachers, blacks are janitors and electricians, asians are doctors and scientist
>They can only choose a job from thier predefined profession
>Wait and see if they break the rules
>Wait and see if they enslave the blacks again

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>>557136890
Ill just get two cyborg legs, that weigh like 30kg each and then Ill eat all your shit.
I also lift much better than you. You shouldve put more point into INT...

>>557136890
50 men, 50 women, plenty of food and entertainment but only 30 5x15 foot rooms, each with a single bed, and not a single bathroom in the whole place.

It would go to shit.

>>557137438
literally

>>557136865
>new vegas copper wire inc.

>>557135384
youre not gonna see interesting things with so ew people.
999 men to one woman is guaranteed rape
20men to one woman who knows
3 men to one woman will be just like everyday life.

>>557137085
thats racist against whites anon

>>557137438
>>557137615
No, better.
A single bathroom that opens for fifteen minutes every 24 hours.

Overseer is an AI with no sense of compassion.

If you piss yourself waiting for the bathroom to open, you get a 1 day penalty, 2 if you shit yourself.

3 and 4 respectively if it's in the bathroom (so, people learn not to struggle with each other in there) or they dirty the facilities with waste.

5 and 6, respectively, if they just say fuck it and go on the floor somewhere.

At the end of each week, penalties are counted up, including any rollover from last week if someone accumulated more than 7. Then they all press a button to choose their penalty; no food, or no clothes. Whichever you choose applies for the entire penalty period, up to 7 days at which time it rolls over to next week's choice.

>>557137946
It's racist against everyone. The main point is to see if one group would help or fight another when it tries to break the rules

>>557136639
You are a genius.

>>557138591
no it's racist because you're suggesting whites can't become doctors

>TIL I can be a faggot and make a popular thread

>>557139053
stop, you missed the entire point of the job stereotyping

>>557136609
I think people are easily manipulatable. I think there is a type of person almost forced by his makeup to shout Vault 11 whenever something reminds them of Vault 11. Even if its just the description of Vault 11 itself.

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>>557139240
did I?

>>557121213
they eat the pork after several die from starvation and witness as absolutely nothing happens.

>>557121748

>race mix
>superior

pot lel

>>557135108
This is just Tumblr in vault form

>>557119093
>1 brony
>999 horny women
You could feed the vault with all the spaghetti

living spaces for 100 humans
1 bangle tiger with a key to every room

>>557136203
>flooded with boiling water
"Stephen come over here please."
"Yes Mister Garfinkle?"
"Stephen, this killing mechanism you turned in is not up to spec. Why do we need this huge Watertank, and where is the nervegas coming from?"
"Well sir I got creative, see I think boiling water might be better"

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>>557139410
........maybe

>>557139708
doesnt sound too bad unless theyre marines.

I would have a vault filled with a
>50/50 male to female ratio
>50% of men would be infertile alphas

50% are extremely fertile betas

100% of wimen would be from todays generation (14-19yo) all fertile.

There will be absolutely no way to determine the fertility of any of te subjects amongst themselves

>>557122792
Constant noise is like no noise. Play the barney the dinosaur theme tune on repeat if you want to drive people insane

1 chinese guy.

>>557140141
are marines weak against bangle tigers or something?

>>557122451
>pure eugenics, large population, consistently allow only the top 50% in both intelligence and athleticism to breed.
creating the asocial human

I seriously hope the actual government is considering vaults, that can go selfsustained for evolutionary timeframes.


In my vault people are only allowed to have children once theyre above a certain age wich gets raised by about a week every generation.
This should raise biological lifeexpectancy 1week every 30 years or so.

>>557121213
When starving, Muslims are allowed to eat ham and drink alcohol etc

The dilemma would be solved after around 2 days :p

>>557126385
>Two neighbours fall in love
>One begins to starve themself so they can climb through and live together
>They are rotated before they are thin enough
>Live in hunger in the vain hope that one day they will meet again

>>557122598
>only food is toast
yeah cannibalism would be a biological imperative there. Unless they can domesticize rats or something with the toast.
>strict meat eater with veggies for 30 years
2 days to cave in, 19048 days to wonder why you made it 30 years. Its binary. You will have results after 1month.

>>557139708
because tigers are good with keys...

9 hours
9 persons
9 vaults

>>557140483
BEST IDEA BY FAR

>>557126101
I think theyd just descent into endless arguments and what safety is and wether you had any deeper knowledge on how flooding the bunker with radiation would still be safe to them.

>>557125626

what game

Ceilings only 5 feet high.

>>557128707
dude noone wants to read your posts. Its like someone tells you Glutein can cause cancer and you go: "I knew that and Ive said that. Really listen more, it would help you"

Noone likes you

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>>557140506
its bengal,not bangle

Okay hear me out
>Be a vault
>500-1000 people in it
>lots of robots
>from the age of 6 to 18 children are take from parents
>moved to another part of the vault
>only interaction is with robots and children
>set all the robots to self destruct once the last of the first children born in the vault die
> just to see who they mourn over more
>loss of human life or lose of the robots

Second Idea

A Vault thats nothing but a room with a moose

>>557139410
The asians would be the intellectual elite because they are the only ones with access to advanced education
>inb4 blacks won't work at all

>>557141561
heyfuckyouman
its a special key

>>557142397
- w- ... nuh i meant the bengal's more deadly relative the bangle tiger

>>557129162
male to female ratio should always be 1:4

if they don't, they will die immediately, no questions asked

Youre ensuring 1 woman survives. practically guaranteeiong it. Only 1 or 2 women, depending when you will kill the last man when its 1 man to 3 pregnant women

>>557140915
I don't get it. Why someone want to drink alcohol while starving. Why allow that?

>>557142398

>>557129221
haha yeah man interplay shouldve made that reference directly, that fits very well into the whole theme of the vaults. Nice

Logan's Run Vault

>Vault exclusively for children
>Raise children to hate adulthood
>Everyone who turns 21 is killed
>Fill it with weapons
>Build the Vault under Florida

>>557142790
Eases the suffering. Or, if it's beer, it keeps them from starving.

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>>557142209
except he commented to me with the longform version of shit i mentioned earlier on in the thread in an attempt to shoot down my response, something he wouldn't have done if he, GET THIS , >read the thread
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH MAGIC*

>>557131195
You realite these bunkers are build into stone right?
I could get in there with enough time and a Hammer

>>557140483
we could name him Ronery...

>10 people from /b/
>10 sexy children

First one to create GOOD OC that makes people laugh/is epic gets a kid.

>>557133694
its 1000 times better than your ideas though

>Vault is filled with enough sustenance to house a small colony for a hundred years
>vault houses every human being that's alive
>Two exits, both go to same location but the vault dwellers are told one leads to heaven and the other to hell, and the doors switch locations at random
>vault dwellers cant breed unless they leave the vault
>vault dwellers cannot return once they have left

watch as a thousand people decide whether to leave and risk eternity in hell or heaven or stay in and be unable to continue the human race

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>>557143248
*target locked* find his post and attack it
eh......

>>557122598
You can't get the nutrients you need from just toast or meat which would lead to starvation

>>557143730
you act as if all the vaults actually MEANT to have survivors...... you know were refercing the dememnted "Vault-Tec" vaults right?

>>557137410
Tranny and furry lover?

now that's a huge faggot

>>557119093
Please lets archive this thread and send it to Bethesda

>>557125962
>>557126146
One guy who can smell it, everyone else thinks he's crazy>>557126146

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>>557142398

>>557126146
top kek

>>557119093
>Multi Section Vault
>each Section inhabited by 8 "Prime Specimens" of their race. (This is done by blind, standardized testing for physical/mental/social attributes)
>While allowed to interact, each section must perpetuate within it's own membership.

I imagine a superhuman race would be created from this, as there would be no cross breeding, but each race would contain their prime specimens.

>>557119093

>vault must sacrifice 1 dweller/month

Vault already sacrificed 2006scape, never forget.

>>557144542
oh god that would just suck
and i couldnt say "hey do you smell that?" because it'd offend no-nose mc stabsalot

1000's of autistic neckbearded manchildren who can only communicate through an anonymous imageboard

>>557144834
Don't bring reddit into this.

>>557144921
>imageboard

>normal cross section of vault residents, 1000 people
>secret section of vault filled with samples of different communicable diseases and STDs
>robots randomly infect people while they sleep
>vault infirmary has cures but no vaccines and is only open 1 day a month
>like the US, healthcare is only accessible to the vaults wealthy

see how immunities develop
prediction: paranoia and crazy quarantine procedures

>>557144921
>anonymous

>Vault entrances outside most major cities
>nukes under all cities
>femenazis and landwhales must buttrape themselves with a gigantic dildo to get in
>they finish
>told they didnt do it hard enough
At this point there are 2 possible outcomes: they either bitch about it or continue infinitely.
Meanwhile:
>sane people brought in
>vault doors lock and automated computers take over, keeping all feminists out
>several AI run the vault, rationing food and water
>while drones keep out any femenazi survivors
>anyone who becomes a femenazi is thrown out
>across excessive generations, egalarianism takes hold
Cont?

>>557144996
>implying reddit isn't an imageboard

>>557143498
>small colony
>7 billion people
okay

>>557128206
what are you some kind of egg head vault faggot all knowing faggot?
I bet you dont even have forced sex with women

>>557145161
It's not, it's forums you retarded faggot.

The ability to post a picture on a forum is nearly universal, and does not make it an imageboard.

>100 average females
>1 laptop
>only thing accessible is /b/
>supply 12" chairs and rope

>>557119093
>999 faggots, 1 straight dude
>no clothing
>no doors
>lots of lube

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>>557128593
>all 4chan inside a vault
>pic related
MAGNIFICENT

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mfw this thread was started by a developer for the next fallout...


Tell the population of my vault that over time they will develop "super powers". due to food additives, chemical in the air/water or what have you. it would all be a placebo. and just see if they do develop something a little extra.

>>557142790
Ham when starving, alcohol if dehydrating I meant ;p

>A Vault full of colourblind people
>beeing colourblind is forbiden and punished by death
>Everyone thinks he's the only colourblind in the vault
>They are advised to denounce everyone who they thin could be colourblind
>If someone is accused there is a trial and the person has to identify three colours
>No one knows if the accused are right or wrong
>They randomly give each other death sentences

>>557145494
I think that would be the one vault to open, establish a town around itself, and end up ruling the wasteland

>>557145404
>knows intimate details about 4chan & reddit
>calls someone a retarded faggot

guessing you hit wizard status at least 5 years ago, amrite?

>>557145713
>The origin of all raiders

>>557145853
nah. More organized.

But close. Utter lack of morals get you a long way in an aocalyptic szenario

>lots of greasy pedos
>1 conservative father with his little girls
>father finds a machete in his quarters, but otherwise no weapons
>let the games begin

>>557145131
Part 2
>after atheism takes hold through lack of churches and such, reanimation, cloning, and other "immoral" technologies come into play
>ground and aerial scouting drones are created to seek out the locations of other vaults
>millitary and looting drones plunder the other vaults, using their space for extra population capacity
>any femenazis, landwhales, or geneticly inferiors are left to die, as they cannot be integrated with this pure vault
>vault 50 now rules everything
>prosperity

>>557145172
this is suggesting that the apocalypse has happened though.

>>557145962
So they would be like the raiders in Pittsburgh?

>>557145653
oh god i hope this one makes it into a game i'd just love to hear the audio logs on this one

>>557145786
>intimate details
Knowing what constitutes a forum is "internet details" and necessitates me being at least 35?

Seriously, are you 12 or something?

>>557119093

A vault like that prison experiment, but with added flare from the 1950's.

>>557146258
>not 12
stop fantasizing about me, you pedo scum

>>557145981
They wouldn't stand a chance against the guy.
Fucking with people's kids, especially literally, is a sure-fire way to end up dead against all odds...

>>557119093
>10000 downies and assorted retards
>automatic food and water dispensers

>>557146367
Were you just pretending to be retarded? :^)

>>557145653
"So like...whats this color?"
"uhhh...blue?"
"uhhh...." *turns to the judges*
collective "huhhhh"
Fucking derp.

>1 Jew Overseer
>111 people from 9 different ethnicities
>See how long it takes for Jew to be come overseer and breed seething racial hatred from forced diversity.

>>557146491
Actually, yes. I am an actor and am currently researching for a role where I'll be playing a retarded, autist.

One of my friends told me this would be the best place to go.

Been at it for about 3 weeks now.

>>557146185
>Pittsburgh
never played fallout three. PC bitches and says not compatible.
>New Vegas ran fine, apart from crashing

But from what I've read, pretty much. Question is, what would we use landwhales for?

>vault containing all humans
>nerve gas
>AI master race takes over

>>557145131
>>557146049
Another one:
>Vault is one big rollercoaster
>that is a loop, completed when they exit, which is another entrance
>vault citizens are given metabolism augmentations so they only have to eat once a year
>Mr. Bones Wild Vault is best vault

>>557146740
Your damage control is just causing more damage.
You know that, right?

>>557147002
You thought that was damage control? I am just trying to see how far I can keep stringing you along. Considering you're a complete mental midget, I am guessing until this thread 404s.

>>557146827
We starve them till they're usefull

>Vault us one small room
>around 200 people are forced to live 2 cm away from each other
>No privacy at all

>>557141985
The Sims 3

from the EA humble bundle a while ago

one thousand people people are placed in a vault for 30 years, from the first year there is 99% food to feed everyone, either just enough for 99% or a little less for everyone, as each year passes three percent less food will be distributed, by 50% half the horde should be purged, and now only the naturalborn survivors live, they will be in packs of any quantity, but food will be lesser and lesser in amount and quality with less people there will always be enough food for the strongest so the ones without will have turned feral on themselves.

Only when there is ten people alive will they be released and let go in to the wasteland as hardened survivors

>100 hardcore smokers who can't quit
>lifetime supply of smokes, each of which is tainted with enough poison to kill anyone who smokes more than 20
>smokers know
>will they still smoke them?

>>557146935
>>557145131
>>557146049
thanks for not replying to my posts, assholes

>>557147281
Better plan
>Torture chamber.
>Put landwhales, starving, into small rooms
>place rooms around a cell
>vents connect cell to landwhale rooms, so your hear landwhales in the cell

imagine being in the cell

>>557147160
>>557147002
you're both autistic neckbearded faggots for visiting this place, we all are.

>1000 women in a large open room
>everything is in that room, there's basically no privacy unless you hide behind a food dispenser or something
>10 vault jumpsuits between them
>1 man, the Overseer, suspended over them in a nice plexiglass apartment with deluxe things like a jacuzzi, he's say 17 when it starts
>almost everything is clear so they can always see him
>the main computer lets him give little gifts from time to time; mostly he has to pick specific girls
>he can summon a woman to his chambers, the vault will basically pluck her out when she goes to sleep and bring her to his chambers
>he can have her free or restrained and do whatever he wants, but the vault injects her with a serum which will kill her quietly after 8 hours

>he could become an evil bastard and kill them all
>he could show favoritism and start mini feuds or castes
>he could try to treat them all fairly and become like a father and god to them
>he could never give them anything, refuse to interact with them or watch them, and be a badass monk dude so he was never tempted to have them brought in and killed
>they could start cults or all as one aspire to tempt him with their womanly charms to be selected for a good fuck and on to the afterlife
>they could battle to the death for the honor of his choosing
>they could lose their will to live and beg him to bring them up since they'll kill themselves otherwise
>he could wait until they were all old and bring them up one by one as they requested for gross old person sex
>whatever he did he could look down and see at least one woman shlicking to him at all times
>but if he fell in love with anyone, he could never be near them without killing them

>>557147160
Why are you unable to just admit that you were being inexcusable stupid? You just keep digging yourself in deeper and deeper with this cringeworthy bullshit. Le epic reverse psychology meme, just kill yourself already.

>Fill vault with infants.
>Robots take care of all of population.
>Everything necessary for normal life is supplied.
>As robots take care of children, use propaganda to instill a fear of flies into the entire population.
>Yes, flies.
>Allow entire population to grow up normally, raised on normal education, just with an immense underlying fear of tiny winged insects. Lead them to believe that flies devoured entire cities before the vaults, that they still roam the above world today poisoning and eating anything their swarms find. Essentially cause the whole vault to be horrified of them.
>Once everyone is grown up, let in a single fly. Then more and more as time goes on.

Watch mass hysteria and paranoia grip the entire vault, and see if perhaps anyone comes to figure out that flies are actually harmless and returns peace to the vault.

If they do manage to do that, make the next release a bunch of highly venomous insects and see if they respond with fear and survive, or if they learned their lesson with the flies and die.

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>>557119093
gary

>>557148007
Fuck off, attention whore.

>>557148007
Ill reply, friend!

All of your ideas reek of autism and retardation, lurk more.

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>>557119093
>1 Black Hiphop artist
>99 problems
>No bitches

>Every citizen has to share everything with another one
>Only one of them knows that
>This one also decides who gets how much
>Every group gets only enough supplies for the basic needs of both of them
>the citizen in charge of the supplies can share equaly or use them for themselves while the other one starves
>They live within the same community and see each other daily

another:
>vault has everything you need to live
>hanging from the walls
>floor is sandpaper on conveyor belt
>always moving
>by far not enough room on the walls for everything

>>557147675
If i was stuck in a fucking vault with 100 people i would have wanted to kill myself.

So probably.