Should I do it in a heavy, exaggerated Midwestern accent?

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>>556840168
gonna need you to fill this out before i can help

>>556841660
not being a dick. just a personal rule i go by. backstory is needed

is this the battletoads thread?

>>556840168
Give us some info OP

>>556841906
No backstory man, just for fun

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>>556842092
i need to at least know who/what im calling

OP here.
No real backstory.
Kid just posts his number hoping people will buy his weed.

>>556842332
now thats just plain silly on his part

ohohoh i just looked at the area code. suffolk huh

>> hello?
hi, who is this
>>do you have the powdered donuts?
what?
>>listen, i know you fucking have them
who are you?
>>Luigi's DJ do you have the powdered donuts?

I called and all I heard was Skrillex playing

>okay who the fuck is this
no man it's just me Mike
>mike?
yeah mike
>mike s?
no, mike from Krispy Kreme, where's the donuts?

>> hello?
Hey man, you got them powdered donuts?
>> What's a powdered donut?
Are you fucking retarded?
*hangs up*

OP here again, you guys want an autist's number too?

> yo, can i have some donutes
god damnit who is this
> mike
mike who
> the mike thats likes to go fast
fuck you

Sure whatever
I'm bored af

>>556844724
fuck yeah, lets pretend we are from government and his neighbors are robots...

>>556844724
fuck yes, i want talk shit about his favorite video games

>>556840168
I live in suffolk county. What town does he live in?

>>556845330
pretenb be Naruto,ask him to kill his parents

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OP here
Some backstory on autism.
Highschool freshman, enjoys stalking everyone he can. Self-proclaimed meme and assassin king. He favorite games are Assassins Creed, Watch Dogs, all shit like that. Thinks "nerds" are top teir.

6315990828

>>556845473
Hampton Bays area.

>>556845716
Ask him to interview for autism weekly. Ask for the meme king

im mike kreeme interviewing for Autism weekly

>>556845892
Fucking gay. Not driving that far to throw donuts at a guys house.

asked him for donuts. then asked me if i watched anime

>>556845716
he asked if i was a bunch of names
he went on about being an assassin
wtf

>ring ring nigger bitch
Hello?
>Hey man it's John, I need to cap
I swear if this about those fuckin donuts ill hunt you down and stomp your bitch ass
>um... okay, but I really just needed a ounce.
Oh my bad, I've been getting calls abou-
>AN OUNCE OF THOSE KRISPY KREME POWDERED DONUTS ON DECK
Go fuck yourself (hang up)

>>556840168
Dont you mean battle toads?

Hmmm... It's in my area code. Somewhere in Suffolk. Should I go and try to find out who it is?

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>>556846903

i fucking love 4chan!

i called him asking about english and red houses, an then said that he was aiden peirce and that he would hack me. and then something about sending assasins to get me.

>>556847003
OP already answered breh. It's Hampton Bays area. I'm in Shirley so yeaaaaaah, fuck that.

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>>556847149

>>556847284
Oh fuck that, huntingtonfag here

>>556847003
Long island fag here as well

>>556847313
this tread, just made me laugh...
thk guys...

>>556845892
Nigger i live in Hampton bays i need his address and i will throw powdered donuts at this fags house

OP here
I got the shit screwed up.

Weedboy (6313945357) is actually Center Moriches

Autist (6315990828) is Hampton Bays

>>556847906
record

>>556847957
anyone near center moriches?
pls cake him in donuts

you guys want autist boys name?

>>556848539
Yes

>>556848539
do you have to ask

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OP here
Weedman's name is Anthony
Autist is Christian
Have fun

niether of these assholes are answering. call this guy /b/ros he is the defition of autism +1 (614) 905-7313

>>556849029
Wat say 2 him m8?

Autist called back, what do?

>>556849360
powdered donuts nigger.

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>>556849384
Congrats, you're in the danger zone now.
Godspeed.

>>556849560
retard called me back, too.

Autist knows we are from 4chan

Hey guys I got a whore girl's number who fucked me over. She's a serious fiend for dick and is a richwealthyfag because of her parents, which she believes entitles her to be better than everyone else. (361) 661-5368 Just keep calling and telling her "I want my shit back" lol Or tell her you got checked and have an STD, she's fucked a lot of guys, be creative /b/ros

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>>556849029
>having anons call other anons
>assuming he isn't the definition of autism
top kek

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>>556847149
FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK

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OP here once again
Just thought I'd share this old screencap.
Red is Weedboy.
Blue is one of his weedboys.
Green is his uncle.

>>556849787
then use the 3rd number I posted

>>556849862
> Yes, I want my shit back
> hangs up

>>556849862
Her name is Angelica btw

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Artists answered and I said I had a job for him. He said he can get someone to do the job for me. I told him I wanted him personally. He threatened to hunt me down and said "goodnight madam, I'll see you tomorrow, that is if you live to see tomorrow" laughed and hung up.

>>556849943
Did he respond to that?? Post plz if he did

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>hello?
>yes is this christian
>how do you know my name?
>im coming for dat ass boy
threatened me and said he going to take my liver
called him an autist and he went potato on me and hung up
i think he broke his phone

>>556847615

Hey fellow Longislandfags

He's too far away from me, otherwise I'd do it.

My gas station has those little Hostess donuts.

>>556850478
lmfao

this is gold

2024876650

White Girl from school who is spoiled and acts like she is a queen

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>>556848927
Hello is this Christian?
>Yeah
I know what you did with my daughter you sick fuck. Next time you contact her I'm putting a lump of buckshot in your skull.
>who is this
Michelles father
>I don't know anyoone named michelle
(I reverse number looked up.) I'm gonna drive over to hampton and blow youre fucking head off you piece of shit.
>Breaks down into tears and apologized
Better than expected

>>556840168
anon, where in suffolk county are you located?
Port Jefferson reporting in

>>556850306
>Update
>>556850478
>Update
I just called him and tried to sell him volcano insurance... He said no, so I said ok, good day sir, praise Allah.

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>>556847615
There are others...?

>>556851136
Btw her name is Sophie

Here's a DruggieGuy that I know.
His name is Octavian.
He's a drugged up guy who tries to make money dealing but sucks.lol
Call him and ask him for an insane amount of drugs, or battle toads its in the San Antonio TX area lol

>>556847615
>>556850846
>>556851520
We are here /b/rothers on this shit hole of an island

Call this dude. 2569606659

>>556851681
Umm... number?

>>556851681
Yes pls. Will post results.

>>556851681
It had posted before I finished typing lol (210) 427-1794

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>>556851406
>I just called him and tried to sell him volcano insurance... He said no, so I said ok, good day sir, praise Allah.
mfw

>>556851374
OP here. I'm Center Moriches.

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*pick up*

OH MY GOD! (his balls havent dropped)

>>556851934
lines dead

>>556851753
don't hijack the thread

>>556851718
Unite!

>>556851374
Damn! That's close! Huntington fag reporting in
One town over

vocaroo you faggots

>>556852203
frustrated virgin detected

>>556852136
Fuck, well then try his neighbor Nick then. They both deal and shit
2105378501

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>>556840168
It just goes straight to voice mail...

4196039567

>>556852595
my guess is that he stopped taking the calls

>>556852712
Send her cock pics

keep calling the autistic kid /b/. the faggot is trying to sleep, lets not make it happen.

>>556852575
Do i look like a movie screen nigga? Project on someone else ya wizard, im just here for the summer

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OP here.
I think Weedman caught on and turned off his phone.
He made a status about the prank calls on FB. Good work guys.

Call this number (301) 717-3701 and ask for pictures of her boobs

>>556852594
tell me tht the number is not in service

>>556852447
>>556852527
>>556851976
>>556850846
>>556848426
>>556847957
>>556847906
>>556847003
>>556845716
>>556840168
i feel warm and fuzzy knowing all these /b/rothers are out here on Heroin Island

>>556852594
dammit nigger youre lucky i knew spanish but that line is also dead

Hey guys why not try this?
(202)-324-3000

>>556853249
Who, and what should be said?

>>556853120
Praise the LORDAH!
someone else who notices the junkie prollum on li.
Fuck yall niggas why are you in thjs thread specifically? Coincidence?
Anyone here a stalion?

>>556852930
paste the post faggot

>>556853249
Really, FBI?

>>556853335
It's my friend Freddy B. Ineva

Say whatever you want

>>556847957
just called the autist
who is this
>ummm do you happen to have powdered donuts
silence....
>ask same question
thats it im killing myself

>>556853410
this

>>556853075
will i got boobs?

>>556853561
I was about to call it too...

>>556853337
came on /b/ it was the first thread, saw 631 area code, had to come in and chat

(845)-642-1134

Rich Bitch named katherine. she is trigged really easily with depression stuff. Have fun

>>556853579
Female body inspector
Fried banana ink
Frilly black isopropal
>theme?

>>556853561
aww i was hoping to get one or two bites

Last # guys
This guys name is Jose.
He's a bit off as a person, I'm guessing borderline retarded but smart.lol
He overexaggerates stuff and has a speech problem pronouncing R's as W's, he is imaginative and lonely, as well as violent and fucking odd.
He said he once took on 80 guys at once and won lol
This number should still work 2104203593 please post results /b/

>>556853985
They're not even in Buisniess hours

>>556853941
(516) 941-8031
my kat first
Wait in liinne

>>556854043
He's not a spanishfag either

>>556853587
LETS ALL CALL THE AUTIST

you guys want an autistic Chinese kids facebook?

>>556853941
oh and rape stuff also

post results

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OP here.
Weedboy's Facebook post ft. random chick

>>556854385
CAn i Haz chezbrgr

Have a rich kid here (301) 807-8217

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>>556853941
Fuck that. No one deserves that shit. Post numbers of scumbags only. Like shitty weed dealers or rapists or someone who owes you money

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>>556854916
oh i forgot to mentioned i used to date her and she cheated on me. So fuck off white knight fag

>>556854784
>(301) 807-8217
he said he goes on /vp/

2567440610

Call This number he's pretty suicidal

9496143428
Names Victoria, total bitch slit who deserves some nasty ass calls. I belive in you /b/ post results

>>556855106
That might be a vital detail you'd want to mention.

She probably cheated on you because you're an asshole to begin with.

called the autistic christian again
>"stop fucking calling me"
not until you do something for me first
>"what the fuck do you want im trying to sleep"
i want you break your copy of watch dogs in half
>"listen here, kid, i will call my assasin friends to get you and i will get aiden peirce to hack your bank account."
your memes are fucking terrible and i hope you parents get cancer. your fucking dead kiddo, i know where you live. dont make me drive out all the way to hampton and murdur your bitch ass.
> he hands up

>>556854784
jesus christ always the hoco kids

>>556856032
hangs* up

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>>556855872
well of course i am. im here arent i?

>>556847957
-Called the autist for powdered donuts-
He calls back

>Listen. You stop calling me.
Why
>I'm gonna kill whoever posted my number on 4chan
How ya gon do that?
>People track down numbers. And kill them.
Are you a hacker?
>I might be.
You might be the Chicago Vigilante
>I might be.

*hangs up*

ultimate fucking kek

>>556853941
call her
hello?
>Plays gunshot sound
>HE'S FUCKING DEAD MAN
>CALL THE POLICE
she flips shit

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(863) 602-0141
Extreme autist
Ask him how much meth he smoked today and watch the hilarity ensue

>>556856839
It must have happened before then...

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Ooooo she mad!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FXRq8c1TXt

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>>556857392

>>556857392
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FXRq8c1TXt

Jasper ave? are you a Edmontonian?

(813) 481-5381

This kid is 20
scared to drive
Pisses the bed
Cuddles with mommy
Talks mad gangster shit on fbook
Drinks beer and cries himself to sleep
As far as i know kissless virgin..

Did i mention hes a nigger?

>>556857392
lold pretty hard

>>556857392
my sides

Make lotr refrences and fuck with him if you want
+1 (780) 292-6548

>>556857392
MY SIDES MY SIDES

Here's one:

Name: Mike
Occupation: Airplane Pilot
Lives in: Downtown Tampa

Details: He has a Grindr account that he says he is 36 when in reality he is 47. He is a bodybuilder and hung like a horse. He likes to lure 18-24 year old twinks. He is one of those scumbags who adorns his truck with Christian Crosses in the tribal style (like those idiots who wear affliction shirts). His choice of dress includes designer shirt unbuttoned to show his ungraceful white chest hair.

8137661107

Call and immediately start talking dirty to him. Use gore imagery and small woodland creatures as sexual tools in your verbal depictions. Don't forget to include Jesus.

leaving messages to all these numbers with the kk song, thank you based anon

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If anyone wants to rape amgelica
I has address

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>>556856883
For you
Its her

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>>556858824
dat pic

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>>556857392
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FXRq8c1TXt

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>>556857392
fucking 10/10 i kekd hard

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OP here.
Thank you based anons for making this whole thing fucking fantastic. You all deserve medals.

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Name: Camilo
Occupation: Door-to-door security system salesman
Lives in: Temple Terrace

Details: Deliberately lies to people on the doors that they are getting a free system and that they need to pay a small starter fee (activation). The customer only has 3 days to cancel the subscription before they are locked into a contract that lasts 5 years. Monthly rates will vary from 50 dollars a month to 70. Likes to target low-income communities with a history of burglary and theft. Scummiest of the scummiest.

8135000654

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>>556859052
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FXRq8c1TXt

>>556859564
OP, partake in the chaos. call Camilo

>>556858824
what the fuck is going on in this pic.

any vocaroos of the autistic kid?

Calls christin

>Hello
Hi Vigilante You are Christan
>No I am not
Yes you are
>You killed my Niece
I am part of DedSec
>You where one of the moterist
You betrayed us
You killed Clara
>I will kill you
You killed Clara
>It was the Chicago Gang members. I Shot them
>Goodbye Aiden Pierce

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>>556859564
The autist kid was great OP
>mfw I finished my call with the autist kid

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>>556859941
mfw

>>556860304
Thank you

>>556853120
well then here's another reporting in

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>>556857392
GOD where are my sides

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>>556849862
>ringring
>hey angelica its me, anon
>what do you want
>listen, i contracted an std and youre the only person ive slept with soo..
>shocked
hang up

>>556857392
Muh sides

>>556856883
Fucking A+

>>556859941
Kek

keep calling that autistic kid named christian people

>>556858835
I'll just save this...

>>556859574
>>556859574
>>556859574
why not this? i put effort into this post

>>556859941
Topkek/10

>>556861916
i have a few more if you want. just make some hilarious calls

*pickup
what
> Good evening, I'm contract investigator Agama with Suffolk county sheriff's office, I was informed that you are being harrased.
people keep calling me about donuts I don't know any of the numbers, I don't think these are any of my friends
>Do you have a record of the numbers in question sir?
yes
>Do any of the area codes look at all familiar?
Just one is anywhere near me, otherwise no
>Do you plan on producing the donuts, and paying the fees to transport them to these area codes?
*hang up

>>556849862
Just white knighted and told her about this post. Enjoy your time in prison after the FBI raids your house, sumbag.

>>556862226
Bump to keep from 404 mayne
>>556862302
4403447391 you guys should fuck with my ex

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>>556862664
mfw

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>>556845716

>>556862824
Not asking for a personal army but I think it would be funny to see her flip out on facebook

>>556862664
Why are you typing this fake story? Kids phone was an hero.
this didnt happen

>>556862302
moar

if you are calling, try to vocaroo it

>>556863190
well call the bitch and record it and you will get moar

>>556863152
i called the autist kid. he answerin

>Call to autist with blocked num. no answer
>He calls me back
wtf.webm
>i answer
"You called"
>No you must be mistaken
"Oh nevermind then"
In a thick redneck voice i say
>ARE YOU CALLIN ABOUT MY DAUGHTER
"n-no sir"
>LISTEN BOY IF THERE'S ANYONE THAT'S GON FUCK MY DAUGHTER ITS GON BE ME
hangs up
I tried /b/

>>556863608
I'm not calling her, she knows my voice...

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>>556858835

>>556863845
lmao

Call this nigger and ask him for strawberries. Bonus points if you imply that he's a yeti. Guaranteed rage. (8454754413)

>>556863876
so?

3077523257 number may work idk been awhile
ask for weed, post results pretty please

Name is tori. doesnt have eyebrows. super slut
number is
3146404446

>>556864676
*call*
>This is John from John's Hair Salon
Hi this is Tori
>I just wanna let you know we do eye brow-(lost my shit there)
fuck you

kek

>>556865241
ahahahaha thats great, kek man

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>(912) 271-3560

Here's my number. Feel free to blow up my phone with text messages or calls or something. We'll make things a bit more interesting though: If I get less than 5 calls and/or messages within the next 5 minutes, I'll post nudes of my girlfriend.

So what's it gonna' be? A silly phone call or nudes, /b/?

>>556845716
Called him a few times, apparently assassins are coming to my house.

OP is a nasty fuck

>>556851262
emotional

>>556863845
lmao ayy

Call 5043435008

Say whatever you want

>>556865594
kek

Ya did good anon.

>>556864676
Questloves in the house

>>556866231
questlove you arent in the house

>>556864030
top lelkekness

>>556857392
lol that felt good

>>556866084
nawlins fag master race

>>556840168
> 631
im assuming Suffolk county?

>>556866084
>Hello? This is John last name Cena from United Christians Church
Yes?
>Have you found Jesus Christ in your heart?
YES I HAVE
>GOD DAMMIT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT NIGGA FOR YEARS
*hangs up*

I tried to sell the autist a fuckable Jesus

>>556866303
Questlove you're dead

>>556866712
lol

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>>556866712
>John Cena
>doesn't acknowledge who is John Cena actually is
>mfw

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>>556867658

We need some moar #s a flowin boyz

>>556866712
Fucking 8/8 m8

>6096944655
Ask for the hooks

>>556868458
Why the hooks?

>>556845716
XD http://vocaroo.com/i/s12w0WFBJbAB

>>556868458
>096944655
call can't be completed as dialed, check the goddamn number and post in thread again.

>>556868458
This nigga just recited the navy seal pasta to me

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kek

>>556868868
Go get a life?
>apparently we should top kek

>>556869338
stop*

>>556868458
top fucking kek right there. he called me a 13 year old

(314) 583-5372
Crazy half black bitch named Susan. Fuck with her, be creative

>>556868458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hbtkKXFhZm

7189166014 is underage b&

>>556869784
HES ONTO US

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(216)-318-0358 her name is Kirsten she's like the town bicycle

vocaroos pls

>>556859941
i dont get it sorry.

>>556870204
That's a fucking cleveland #

>>556869647
underage b&

ask for weed, got nowhere

>>556869828
>Hello
Who is this?
>I was tryina hit you up and see if wanted to smoke some
Laughs
"Fag"
Hangs up. Wut

That's a columbus area code. I fucking live in Columbus. Details pls.

>>556868458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z4aEKxX6qV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY&feature=kp

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>>556866712
topkek

jesus fuck listen to all of it

this is still navy seals dude

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B7hQTHNvXc

>>556869784
hahahahaha

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>>556871090
>you were the faggot in that call

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>>556870837
it is CLE

>>556871419
Fuck sake dude, I was wearing headphones.

+1 (509) 366-6020

Call my sister, try to freak her out

its already on reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2au0ul/b_calls_people/

>>556871653
I'm a little slow in the head, give me some slack

>>556871760
good. #success

>>556871743
pic related that's her

>>556868458
He's posting your number now. Lulz will be had

>>556871769
I whiteknighted. she knows.