Dashcon thread? Dashcon thread.
*** DASHCON 2014 ***
>AKA biggest tumblr failure so far
INCOMING CRINGE, PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SIDES
*** SUMMARY ***
>tumblr tried to make a con
>failed fucking miserably
>only had a ball pit and jumping castle as entertainment
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
>speakers were late and didn't come
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
>a shitload of other non-professional things
*** TOP KEK LINKS ***
>short summary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nff7Ljee9ZA
>/b/tard prank calls hotel after con
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHDNL4NxlS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rhEKFLNzZt
>guy from /pol/ goes around con for free making videos of the miserable shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkoypI0yjrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_edLlqeAA1g ...
*** 4chan's INVOLVEMENT ***
>none known other than /pol/ going around and pissing in the ballpit
>rumors going around that 4chan /b/ did it
*** MORE COVERAGE ***
>good daily dot news story, sums up the whole fucking thing, pretty expansive
http://www.dailydot.com/geek/dash-con-controversy-tumblr/
>other coverage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCSgrHogq6I
>hambeast jew feminists trying to excuse the $17,000 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56TS7Oa4XsQ
I didn't think people from /pol/ were able to function in public.
bamp for butthurt
I like how the admins for Dashcon blamed 4chan for their screwups, and then scammed everyone for 19000 dollars.
>>556739547
We should start a Kickstarter for another Tumblr-con and scam them again.
On alot of Dashcon related videos, people are talking about "triggering". What do they mean by that?
>>556741792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m-e4PgiVfM
>>556741792
Triggering is when a feminist is confronted with facts that shatter their world view.
>>556739253
Not linking dashcon simulator, you are cruel
>>556739253
I think your picture OP pretty much sums it up
>>556741792
>triggering
It's supposed to be a PTSD thing.
For example an Iraq veteran who get's his humvee blown the fuck into the air and he survives, later on he gets flashbacks of warzone and shit and gets an anxiety attack from something like fireworks.
That's what triggering is supposed to be.
>Meanwhile in tumblr land
Anything that offends them, including logic or facts that contradict their argument is a "trigger".
And you are a meany and shitlord for not being considerate of them and censoring yourself.
Yes they are that batshit insane and they are serious about it.
>>556742235
plokdev pls
>>556743083
Honestly I saw PTSD type "trigger" used pretty legitimately on tumblr until recently.
I actually saw one tumblr raid posters on here talking about how the whole fiasco completely changed the meaning of trigger to them.
The raid is what made them use it retardedly.
>>556741440
>some guy from /pol/ pissed in the ball pit
my sides
Ok, I just had an idea, but I don't know the best way to go about it.
The idea is to make the Dashcon staff believe that we have a convention of our own, and would like to merge with theirs.
We stroke their egos and praise their planning and their ability to very quickly raise funds. If all goes well they will rent an even larger convention center and have an even bigger failure.
>>556744734
I like it!
Evidence that someone pissed in the pool?
Come on guises
>>556744734
if they do a dashcon in montreal i will pee and poop and the ball pit
>>556739253
Has Hebe Goldstein reuploaded the video of him pissing in the pool yet?
>>556739547
>>556744073
keked my sides out of the orbit
top kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxAeAo7duYc
>>556744073
>thinking man
>democracy for idiots
>male tears
This is great.
Didn't a group of people get crabs at some orgy there?
>>556746698
heard something about this but no evidence, if any one has it link pls
>>556739253
OP is a massive faggot
stop making this fucking thread you whore
you're not special
>>556746246
kek
I can't stop laughing.
>>556746817
Hi ho... hi ho.... It's back to tumblr you go.
>>556746246
Modz need to sticky this shit mang!
>>556745502
There was a picture with the updates the DashCon staff gave about the ballpit, wish I saved it though.
why do people on tumblr make fun of white people when most of them are white people themselves
>>556746698
that was the same joke perpetrated after every con/fest/camp ever
>>556744073
Can someone link me a hot femanist? I swear I have yet to see one that wasn't butt ugly or fat.
>>556741183
They didn't necessarily blame 4chan. She said it wasn't 4chan... but by saying that, she put the idea in everyone's head. Then let the murmur spread, and they got their money. Pretty smart scam, if you ask me.
That's you how properly manipulate a large group of people that hate us, out of the money in their pockets.
>>556746246
that caught me off guard, was not ready
>ok everyone let's sigh and groan on 3
>1,2...
>GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY
My sides are gone
>>556747649
because they are fucked in the head
>>556747853
>>556748000
Or butt ugly and fat.
>>556747998
Lol white people are so impoverished that we can raise autistic kids who give out 17k of their parents cash while they basement dwell and live on the Internet
>>556748000
Trips
>>556748210
>>556747595
This one?
http://dashcon.tumblr.com/tagged/update
>>556748535
Looks like it to me, yeah.
>>556748000
0/10 would not cat call
>be me
>doing my run at 5 pm even though I usually run at 6 am
>hot as fuck
>take off shirt and continue running
>standing on corner of street waiting to criticize
>black SUV full of girls pull up
>immediately scared that they are going to rape me
>run across the intersection
>the girls cat call me and yell at me and say "nice ass"
>II need manism
>I
>>556748535
No, it looked more like a twitter update, but I cant remember if it was, since I have the memory of a teaspoon. It will likely pop up in the thread at some point anyway.
I son't get it. All the girls posting signs about rape ans shit are not girls you would want to have sex with. I fuck prostitutes regularly and would not pay to fuck any of them and I have banged some pretty fucking ugly prostitutes. Anyone know when tumblr became SJW breeding ground? I remember when it was just pics of stuff.
>>556748535
>we literally cannot apologize enough
>we don't want to get into it
>PayPal was malfunctioning
>an extra hour in the ballpit
>So many cool prizes!!
>we did all we could
Master stroke.
>>556748810
Yep, Feminism is just women blaming men for shit that it's actually women doing.
>>556743630
Nah bruv, theyve been using it like that since 2009 at least.
>>556748535
An... EXTRA... h---o---u---r... ... ... intheballpit!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNaJu5zya0&hd=1
Pls monies
>>556748810
>the girls cat call me and yell at me and say "nice ass"
>the girls fire an ass-seeking dildo from the rolled-down tinted window
>the AP (anus piercing) dildo penetrates my shorts and buries itself deep into my ass
>there is a tazer-like wire connecting the dildo to the dildo gun
>girls laugh as the button on the dildo-gun is pushed
>intense vibrations activate inside my ass, mercilessly pummeling my prostate as the dildo begins its pounding protocols
>I become weak in the knees, try to run away from shock
>stumble
>almost pass out because it feels so good
>can hear giggling, eyes ground level, see leather boots and stripper heels
>pass out
thanks for the fantasy anon
>>556744073
sell "4 chan's tears" mugs and use the money to fuck over their con somehow. Outbid them on their hotel rooms or something.
>>556739253
>>556749186
just radical feminism.
>>556746698
>>556746797
>>556748902
>when did it all go wrong
Social justice bullshit has always been present for as long as I've been on it, but they have gotten much more confident in their inhumanity. That or I've just become more aware of it.
>>556749639
You are incorrect.
>>556748902
>Anyone know when tumblr became SJW breeding ground? I remember when it was just pics of stuff.
it's been like this for about a year now. before people just had the basic beliefs like "gay is okay" "we are all equal" etc but then somehow it's turned into a pseudo-tolerant community where all they do is hate on white straight cis males. it's disgusting and i don't even want to go on tumblr anymore because even people i've been following for years who aren't dedicated SJW bloggers subscribe to these shitty ideologies
>>556749410
this pleases me
>>556743630
As someone who keeps up with tumblr stupidity, no it isn't.
this is the ballpit for shoops
>>556749410
awsum
>>556749864
I love people like you anon, thanks.
>implying 4chan meet ups are not even more pathetic
>>556749586
>have them fund our raid on Dashcon '15
genius
>>556749864
Can I have an extra hour?
>>556750009
yes but unlike tumblr 4chan has the common sense to avoid meet-ups
this is the game-room, 1 tv and 4 tables
>>556748510
that is one of the most hideous faces I have ever seen in my life
>>556749586
this is the original unshooped sad sad ballpit in a huge empty room
>>556748510
I need to look at this again.
Yep. Still a fucking troll.
>>556750302
Whoever thought that would be a legitimately good idea should be put down, it looks so depressed and I can't even imagine all the social outcasts who prowl tumblr flapping around in it.
>>556750352
She most likely has Cluster B like most Feminists.
>>556749650
>crabs
>nothing serious
>>556750302
Can you imagine an extra hour?
>>556749864
>>556746246
Fuckit! I'm done! That's it right there. My sides are gone.
>>556750689
>>556746246
EPIC
>>556749586
raise money to hire their top speaker to some other location
this story triggered me on so many level
Can somebody fill me in on why Tumblr users claim to have PTSD from 4chan?
>>556749864
We need more shoops of this!
>>556750009
I went to one in New York in 2006 that was pretty cool
Afterwards all of us that were over 21 went to the bar with moot
4chan was about to get bad just around then. It wasn't as good as 2004 though.
>>556744073
Fucking winrar!
>>556751997
Because they're dumb cunts.
>>556746246
you fucking guys are lovely. made my day right here.
Dashcon Simulator 2014
www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014
>>556739253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VaBhpkAWTs
Faggot at 1:36 playing his 3DS in public, while surrounded by prime teenage pussy.
>>556746246
http://youtu.be/TPYKwcAyb-o?list=UUuxUYOFiPOhNlkRv9gOo3kw
>>556752213
SO... MANY... LANDWHALES!!!!!
>>556752163
you're doing god's work anon
>>556746246
We should post this all day on tumblr for weeks with hints given that /b/ was involved in the scam
>>556752213
I must have missed the prime ones in the video
>>556752450
oh lord, this is literally the best plan here
>>556739253
And many keks were had by all
>>556752213
>prime
That's debatable.
>>556749586
OH MY GOD, OPERATION BEGINNING
>>556752673
And let's not forget urine burn.
>>556752415
Dont forget to press E to urinate in the ball pit!
>>556752213
I'd 2k15 happens I'm going and pranking the shit out of it
I'm thinking remote detonating pepper spray backpack bomb. This will be like senior year all over again.
Even mainstream media outlets are beginning to pick up on this:
http://www.onthemedia.org/story/dashcon/
>>556749586
>>556752745
why not make a fake(think: phishing) web site that promises to sell the mugs and has a paypal payment button, and not only does it not send them the mugs, but it also gives us their addresses in addition to their money?
>>556741882
This guy knows what's up
>>556752976
any one who does that and is in the US will probably get arrested
>>556752908
>http://www.onthemedia.org/story/dashcon/
>mainstream media
pick one
>>556752908
I hope Redeye picks up on it. Their coverage of Bronycon was gold.
>>556753054
>what is a proxy
>what is not being in the us
mildly kek'd
>>556752976
>payment by paypal
>scamming people by not giving them what they paid for
>use adresses of them
How many lawsuits do you want?
>>556750528
I've always loved that they used Stoya's pic for this infographic. Always cracks me up, cause I've always imagined her as being way fucked and a whore easily manipulated.
>>556753054
if you send them the mugs it's legal
just be sure to clean the trail between the order site and the troll use of the addresses
don't steal their money, or you'll get vanned right quick
>>556739253
>http://dashcon.tumblr.com/
>>556753178
>implying not stealth paypal as fuck
Who were these "big name" panelist articles keep mentioning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
>>556753054
>>556753178
i miss old /b/. they would have already had the website up and running by now. its no better than reddit these days
>>556746246
Noice.
>>556753401
>old /b/
You mean 2012?
>>556752163
>www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014
this is the greatest thing I've seen this life
(as a tortoise in a previous life it was the Mongol invasion)
>>556753401
like i said any one stupid enough to try that shit in the US will be arrested in a day, if you aren't you're welcome to try
>>556752976
You'll have to hide it in the terms of agreement if you don't want to get sued.
>I am aware of the fact that I will not receive the product, and that I am just giving my money and address to some guy on the internet.
Kind of a bad idea anyway. If they get what they paid for, they'll put a good word in with their friends, meaning more potential sales.
I need feminism because liking homostuck and avoiding all conpuss by playing 3DS does not make me gay. :^}
>>556739253
those videos, dear god my sides
>>556749864
>>556753684
Anyone else think he was a nigger at first? Then I realized only white people act like this, the black teenagers are to busy with their twerks.
>>556752163
>www.kongregate.com/games/dashcon2014/dashcon-simulator-2014
ayyyy lmaoo
no doubt no doubt
>>556746246
>>556746246
>>556746246
my sides just exploded, what is air?
have a free internet on me my friend.
>>556746246
Does anybody have the full text of the document shown at about 28 seconds? I would love to read it.
>>556753747
1/10 made me reply
>>556753292
some hugely famous names like "Welcome to Midnightvale" and "steampunk giraffe".
Everybody has heard of them. I think...
Nope, I don't think anybody has heard of them.
>>556747856
>a large group of people that hate us, out of the money in their pockets
>that hate us, out of the money
>us, out of
>,
>>556746246
MODZ PLS STICKY
>>556753684
THATS ME WTF
>>556754003
>>556746246
oh my god…
>>556753954
nevermind
>>556748535
>>556739253
>create new tumblr convention
>say money goes towards school education towards LGBT and how we should accept them
>give money to westboros
>>556753401
Then go and make one.
faggot
>>556753747
Do people at least go to these things while high
I could totally take some shrooms and dress up as a horse, but if you are not high off something this is just weird.
>>556745939
loling
>>556754260
Don't You Just Love Capitalising Every Fucking Word's First Letter :DDD
>>556752673
any more of these?
>>556749864
>>556750302
>>556750689
>>556751135
>>556752618
>>556753747
>>556754338
I'm rather proud of this one.
It's where this ball-pit belongs, a la Hurricane Katrina.
>>556739253
Far more laughable and way more autistic are these threads, three days later
/cancer
>>556754332
Pics or it didn't happen you faggot
>>556754603
>I DO DRUGS GIVE ME ATTENTION XDDDDD
>>556754145
>steampunk giraffee
looked them up and only found steam powered giraffe?
it was cringeworthy cosplay shitty folk music
perfect for this con
>>556754720
Butthurt tumblr bitch detected
>>556754946
Tumblr?
Tumblr is nothing but 14-year-old anorexic girls.
>>556755104
You haven't been paying attention then.
>>556755104
And landwhales, don't forget those.
>>556754636
That's title formatting, you fucking idiot.
>>556754724
>XDDDDD
Your summer is showing
Stop being a straight edge faggot. There isn't a single good reason to be straight edge.
>>556755487
What is "ironic shitposting" for 400, Alex.
>>556755104
>Tumblr is nothing but 14-year-old anorexic girls.
No that's Facebook. Tumblr is landwhales and fags.
>>556755560
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you shitlord.
>>556755769
ayy lmao
What do you think about Vsauce?
I'm a grill btw
>>556754678
>Your donations will give the victims of Katrina an extra hour in the ballpit
>>556749586
Genius!
>>556755848
>i'm a grill btw
>a grill btw
>a grill
>grill
>mfw grills on 4chan
I'VE DECIDED EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GETS AN EXTRA HOUR IN THE BALL PIT!
>>556755769
are you fucking retarded
please, please kill yourself for the greater good of humanity
>>556756046
>mfw
>>556749639
Soooo, most of feminists?
>>556749864
>>556739253
>people were probably scammed out of $17,000
I'm fucking jelly and sexually aroused at the same time.
>>556748000
G>>5567480ood dribe >>556748000
>1:24:13 No.556748000 >>556748210 >>556748362 >>556748810140449409155.jpg (217 KB, 542x596)googleiqdb>>556747853
>Top fucking kek
10/10 if OF
>Benor in Pagine
>>556739253
>"I went to Dash Con and they couldn't even sell me this lousy T Shirt."
put that shit on redbubble you /b/astards
oh lawd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNaJu5zya0
>>556756793
>mutilated bone-dry sorry excuse for a cock
I feel bad for you anon.
>>556749864
So close
>>556739253
There was one form of entertainment you didn't mention. Apparently they had a "gaming room" which had only one console.
>>556756935
It's fine. I like my cock and girls do too, that's all that really matters, right?
You wanna post your?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/331261425186
>>556755769
I never said it wasn't shitposting. Quit being such a sperg.
>>556755950
YES!
>>556757435
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/331261425186
mfw 22 bids
>>556757204
>You wanna post your?
Nah, not a faggot.
>>556757204
Why is it all black and shit?
>>556744073
That's a guy. Don't even try to tell me otherwise (no one will).
>>556755950
There. Had to add what you said. It was perfect.
>>556757204
>tripfag
>nigger
get out
>>556755950
There. Had to add what you said. It was perfect.
>forgot image... dur
>>556756391
>>556757094
Everlasting extra hour in the ball pit!!!!!!!!!!!
>>556757715
But you happily judged my cock. Even went into detail about the texture. You sure you're not a faggot, bro?
>>556757764
Because I am Nigger Hands.
>>556758038
Eat my ass, rectum lining.
>>556748535
Bet you those signed autographs are fakes made with those autographing machines. They probably bought them off ebay.
>>556749864
>>556748535
>extra hour in the ball pit
Pic related
>>556758221
>Because I am Nigger
Then what are you doing on /b/?
>>556746246
10/10 would watch again
>>556758221
reported and called the fbi enjoy your KFC while you can tyrone
>>556749586
this this this!
>>556753747
>yfw this picture was filled with a troll's brilliant work even before the shoop
>yfw the jew that had to make the sign "ARBEIT MACHT FREI" flipped the B upside down.
>yfw that jew might've been a /b/rother.
>yfw /b/ has been the sign of lulz even in concentration camp.
>A /pol/itician peed in the ballpit.
>Didn't get caught.
I fucking lost my shit. Sides= Gone
>>556745757
And I'll join you!
Whre do you live? Parc-Ex here.
>>556758338
>Then what are you doing on /b/?
>Implying
You think I give a fuck about /b/'s fake hatred of Neg?
>>556758371
Global Rule #7. I would tell you that I'm not a Nigger culturally or mentally, but you wouldn't care.
>>556758221
>You sure you're not a faggot, bro?
Yes. Maybe I judged you a bit too harshly because you're a nigger though, but still, sorry about your penis.
>>556758604
>Global Rule #7
And retarded.
>>556754636
Why are you being such a sperglord?
>>556758604
Reported for being nigger.
>>556758148
Is that a Crimean river?
Did someone actually piss in the ball pit and made people sick?
>mfw
>>556741882
that was a great video
>>556758579
How'd he do it though, did he get into the ballpit and whip it out? Or did he just piss into in standing up?
>>556759068
I'd piss into a bottle and then pour it out of that.
>>556754469
Yes. Or better yet, use all that money to buy a bunch of strippers, lady boys, and booze and throw a 4chin party.
>>556750656
kek
>>556754636
>:DDD
>not :Ddd
Poor form.
>>556759213
don't forget the cocaine..
It is ...art
http://www.ebay.com/itm/17000-Dashcon-Ballpit-original-acrylic-painting-/251589557288?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item3a93e7fc28
>>556759353
Fair play
>>556757920
>>556758708
>>556758850
Seeing as I've done nothing to get banned for, it's a false report.
I still don't know how you thought White dudes were the only people posting here.
>>556758703
Yeah man, you need to calm down.
Just because I'm a Nigger doesn't mean I deserve unwarranted hatred from randoms who've never met me and base all relationships with Niggers on what they see on TV and the few personal interactions they've had with them.
>>556756193
Thank you Based Anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxAeAo7duYc
>>556741882
way too fucking long
>>556759492
Nigglet, you were sounding okay until just then. Shut the fuck up before you drown in all this spaghetti.
>>556756935
Also, it's not like I can do anything about it anyway.
Dr. Shekelstein got me when I was born.
>>556759492
>Just because I'm a Nigger doesn't mean I deserve unwarranted hatred from randoms
Yes you do, because you're a nigger.
>>556759436
oh that's gold. No one will top that kek.
-PAY ATTENTION TO ME-
how did /b/ fuck with tumblr's tags?
>>556759492
I don't think you get it
>rules
>/b/
>2014
Oh sorry niggers like you cannot into thinking so let me explain it in a way will you understand
"CHAKA RULEZ NIGGA NO FOLLOW KFC WHEN"
>>556759492
You are fucking retarded, Tyrone. No one on 4chins is a nigger, slav, grill, otherkin, unless they provide evidence for it. You wanted to wave your dick, now you are being called a nigger. If could have kept your shredded jungle-snake strapped in, no one would have given a flying fuck. Now you are in the open and like every attention whore get shreked for it. Don't be this new, really.
Also, get a new foreskin, you bumbling idiot. Enjoy having a fully functioning cock again. Curious how? Watch this: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=416_1218124584
Thank me when your dick is fine in a few years.
>>556759841
much gansta
>>556759841
>>556759492
>base all relationships with Niggers on what they see on TV and the few personal interactions they've had with them.
Not true for all of us. Black people in general are all nice civilized people, as are most white.
Then there are he niggers that I work with. Total different class of people. I never bought into race inequality, until i started work for the past 3 years near the ghetto.... it's fucking awful. Not all of us only see "them" on tv. I deal with the on a regular basis. Stereotypes are there for a reason.
(as are shitty ass rednecks)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_6v4J6AIk
it's so awkward
>>556750302
lmao, would fit one tumblr user in the ball pit if any of them even went
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKNkMR953h4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr73Cs9Ihlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iA_1ffMoLA
>>556759841
If anon was to be tortured or you had to fuck one of people in that picture, which girl would require the least torture before anon caved and said okay to fucking one of them?
>>556758579
post video