Oh ho ho ho!
My name is Rolf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lazy, scamming, Ed-boys who spend every second of their day looking at Nazz. You are everything bad in the Cul-De-Sac. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Jaw Breakers? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of Jimmy because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Melon head Johnny boy getting stuck in a tree.
Don’t be a city stranger. Just hit me with your best boiled cucumber. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the son of a shepherd, and scout leader of the Urban Rangers. What sports do you play, other than “Scams with noodlehead Eddy boy”? I also get fresh milk from my goat, and have a banging hot Wilfred (he just plowed the fields; Shit was SO cash). You are all knuckleheads who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and Wilfred
>>556699763
come on ralph dont pretend you dont look at nazz too
>>556699763
10/10 if you cooked that pasta
>>556699763
Fuck you Ralph I have too gotten a jawbreaker. I get all the jawbreakers and everyone likes me even probably nazz so go clonk your stinky pig you knucklehead
>>556699763
9/10
>>556699763
>>556704230
what is the 34th lost episode?
Shut up Rolf and all you other fegs
>>556704609
google it.
Its a creepy pasta. Basically the Ed edd and eddy equivalent of squidwards suicide.
>>556704793
do the ears of the son of the shepard decieve me or is that the sound of your cabage being pickled kevin
>>556699763
>>556705361
Thats what I heard too!
>>556705546
>>556705916
>>556699763
>>556706059
>what would happen if I took off that mask?
>It would be painful
>You're a big boy
>>556706295
>it would be painful
>for you
>>556704230
>kleven
>>556706487
klevin the master of euphoria
>>556706736
I DEMAND MORE KLEVIN
>>556707508
this one isnt that funny.
Thinking about changing rolf's character.
>>556699763
Fuck me, I haven't laughed this hard in years.
This thread is tits.
>>556708050
I would keep Rolf like that lots of shit you can use to make fun of native americans and shit
I think Kleven should stay with Religious matters
>>556708050
>>556708624
>>556708591
I was thinking about changing Rolfe into a hipster. and was also going to make the kankers into hardcore feminazis but never got around to it.
All the stuff I post is on here.
>https://wwwfacebookcom/pages/Jimmy-is-Kill-Kill-Conradfeels/208109509356112?sk=timeline
Its dedicated to a EEnE thread from about a year ago that was some of the most epic shit of all time and all thanks to a few grammar mistakes I just happened to make.
>>556708935
Well its up to you I dont see Rolf as a hipster or the kankers as feminists unless they say absolute shit (well feminists in real life already say that but still) But its up to you I saw you posted this thread on your page haha
>>556699763
Bump for the lolz.
>>556709432
I couldnt help myself. I try to stick to EEnE related memes but go off track for some occasions and most of them are self made oc (not just the comics) for example.
>>556709757
this thread is lacking in deserved traffic.
>>556709757
Thats pretty cool man really like the comics remember me as anon14 when they grow even more potentila haha im pretty tired now so im not typing like a huge typical lurker. Hope to see more comics man those are some funny shit huge fan
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>>556709525
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>>556709951
I've never seen this show but I really want to because this one's retarded shit looks like comedy fucking gold. Is this on netflix? Might be worth getting a netflix membership for
>>556710135
thepiratebay.se
>>556710135
Some faggot has all the seasons posted on youtube last time i checked theyre in like 5 hour videos and shit
>>556710135
You best be trollin' m8.
>>556710024
Thanks for the positive feedback. The ideas come and go and I dont really spend that much time on them but they get mixed responses. Alot of people either dont like them or dont get the humour which is really salad fingersish
>>556710135
you are either way too young or too old. Going to assume the first one though.
>>556710426
I'm 31 lol this show came along at the point where I took up my part time job as a moody teenager faggot, so I hated it on principle.
>>556710339
I guess its the fact that most morons dont follow shit like they do here in /b/ I found them hilarious as shit for some reason but oh well ill be in this thread for abit more PROMISE ME THIS ANON DONT FUCKING CHANGE KELVEN THAT IS FUCKING COMEDY GOLD
>>556710135
yeah netflix has it
the humor is pretty slapstick looney-toons tier, which works extremely well imo.
get a taste here: http://www.livestream.com/3edstv
>>556710720
Everyone should get on this shit right now.
>>556710574
tbh I kept watching this stuff and spongebob up til even know and Im 23. As i grow up intellectually wise I grow down personality wise. I even watched sam and cat and got feels when it got cancelled.
>>556710597
Definately not changing klevin. THe neckbearded euphoric type crap is the easiest to make fun of and klevin is probably the easiest to get ideas for of all of them.
And I think its just that fucked up kind of humor that someone who spent high school scrolling through ED for the dolan comics and other crap could get.
>>556711057
>grow up intellectually wise I grow down personality wise
Excuse me sir, you dropped your fedora
>>556711057
isn't it more fun that way? why grow up mature, when you can enjoy being a man-child
>>556710574
i'm 31 to and high as fuck watching it right now. quit being such a faggot
>>556711393
fuck didnt realize how neckbeared that sounded until after you called me out for it.
[Sonic fanfiction intensifies]
are we all in the stream now?
>>556712124
It looks like it, get on it nigguh!
>>556710323
this gif
>>556712843
Get on the stream nigguh!
>>556710720
>>556713029
on the stream as lolkins
>>556699763
Oh you!!!
>>556710720
My face is beaming right now. Bookmarked and all that jazz.
>>556700493
i-is that nathan explosion's face on plank? I lel'd
>>556710720
THIS STREAM RULES
>>556714483
Bump because the stream is fucking gold.
>>556699763
>>556699763
pasta wasnt even good
>>556715490
You're goddamn right it is.
GET IN HERE, FAGGOTS.
>>556715621
BUMP FOR THE STREAM! ERRYBODAY GET IN HERE
Bumpin' for the sake of the thread and the livestream!
>>556715861
>>556715861
Fuck yes, we need more!
>>556715932
kek'd hard
>>556715970
>>556716026
>>556716091
>>556716172
>>556716257
I ran out of good ones of Marie alone. I have a comic, but I don't feel like taking my attention away from the stream.
>>556716457
You did well son.
>>556716457
can i barter for a set of harry potter rule 34 thingies? It's a good set, i think i have 4 or 5. totally not thread related but whatever
>>556716573
Hmm... It's a 16-pic comic. Get closer to that number and you got a deal.
>>556716682
Fuck it, we're going in.
>>556716879
>>556716879
YESSS
>>556716925
>>556716928
>>556716879
Goddamn it, I already fapped.
>>556716981
>>556717035
>>556716995
>>556717080
I'm not even sorry.
>>556717145
>>556717145
> It begins
>>556717190
>>556717259
>>556717190
What a man would do for some jawbreakers.
>>556717302
>>556717381
>>556717381
> Protection
> A hat
>>556717416
>>556717494
>>556717510
The writer got into the spirit, it would seem.
>>556717576
>>556717614
>>556717676
Fin.
bumping with my last bit of rule 34 for EEnE, anyone have any more that they would like to contribute?
>>556717736
bump
>>556717736
Can't tell if
>Childhood ruined
or
>I can fap to this
>>556717952
Saved in my reaction folder.
>>556718082
Yes.
>>556718202
Top kek
>>556718276
Running out of EEnE material.
>Know It All DE
>>556718373
I might still have a few.
>>556718202
My life is complete. I have seen the error of my ways, great shepard.
>>556718592
>>556718541
Nevar forget.
>>556718582
Turns out I have more than I thought I did. Forgot things that were in my reaction folder.
M-my childhood...
i read the first few sentences in his voice but it got too out of character. not enough metaphors and mispronunciations.
>>556718786
>people actually call Rolf 'Ralph'
>>556718541
> This.
Get some alt art in the motherfucker.
>>556718960
>>556719006
>>556718960
>>556719006
It's hit or miss with me. I really enjoy the styling of the second one, but the first one gave me a feel or two.
>>556719067
>>556719084
I save pretty much any I come across, unfortunately alt art threads are a thing of the past on /b/ these days.
>>556719214
>>556719274
>>556719121
That's fucking hilarious.
>>556719214
I'd totally contribute to it if I could draw at all. But I can appreciate the effort that others put into the final products.
>>556719329
>>556719392
>>556718960
Fucking gave me feels.
>>556719006
I would totally read that.
>>556719457
>>556719274
Double D is going to get that blue pussy so hard
>>556719503
Sorry guys, I'm out.
>>556717952
gnight epic thread
>>556719548
Scroll up baby.
>>556719503
Do you have the one where it's just Kevin and the trash can? I could use that for my reaction folder.
pic unrelated
I'll post what I have of these, but it's not many
>>556719503
Jesus those faces.
>>556719778
>>556719835
>>556719881
>>556719641
Goodnight, friend.
pic completely unrelated
>>556719915
>>556719956
>>556720012
>>556719121
Edge,Eedge & Edgy
>>556720059
>>556720094
>>556720131
>>556719919
>>556720182
The last of my E,E n E related content.
>>556720074
Fucking loled.
>>556720213
dumping reaction folder of EEnE content, in case it wasn't apparent enough. I think I'm out tho.
>>556720351
>>556720542
>>556720573
>>556720687
Forgot this was already in here.
>>556720754
>>556720846
>>556720846
And I'm all out of content. I hope someone comes along with more.
>>556710135
Oh my fuck how have you never seen this show?
Its one of the only 4 good things to come out of Murriclapland.
>>556718786
huh. That's uh, well...pretty much the worst thing ever. Yep.
>>556710720
BUMPING FOR HIGH QUALITY STREAM
>>556720573
Bump!
The stream is pic related, bumping for it hard as fuck.
All you faggots looking for it: http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4474939/Ed__Edd__n_____Eddy_-_Seasons_1-5___Extras_%28Complete%29
>>556721546
TERRYONE GET IN HERE
>>556721808
H-holy shit. Thank you anon, thank you very much.
>>556710720
bumping for more stream euphoria
come to the livestream
This thread is gold
Am I the only one who thought they showed that mansion episode a LITTLE too frequently back then?
>>556722569
That was one that got a bit too much airtime compared to the rest, but that doesn't mean it wasn't good.
>>556722426
One last bump for the stream!
>Knock it all DE
Don't die on me, damnit!
dorks
One last bump for the stream. This thread was the best thread that's happened in a very long time. Thank you to everyone involved. I'm off to work, goodmorrow /b/ros.
>>556724980
bump