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Just puttin my balls on things. What should I do next?
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your pet
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Razorblades
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in glass of water
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Your phone
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>>556659726
Shave
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BALLS ON HEAD
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>>556659726

Oh lord
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Put them in your neighbours letterbox and knock their door

Picture unrelated
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>>556660153
seriously though. you're balls are fucking gross
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>>556659726
A knife. Sharp side touching
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>>556659726
crinkle up some tinfoil, put it on top then put your balls on it
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Bowl of soup
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>>556660307
> you're balls
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>>556659726
it looks like a transrobotic lazer is shooting a space load on ur nutsak, OP.

top kek. now put it on some ice
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>>556660012
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>>556660307
that's how I roll now that i'm alone
no gf
no need to shave
no itchiness
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>>556660602
Drink it
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>>556659726

Damn OP! Your left testicle is huge too!
Do you have kids!?
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>>556660153
>>556660307
Sorry, I'm something called a man. Men have hair there
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>>556659726
toaster
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>>556660602
Haha yes!
Now how about a flashlight through them
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BALLS ON HEAD
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>>556660851
THIS. NOW.
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>>556660602
Suggest a post number to make things more interesting.
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>>556660695
Too young to have kids
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>>556660974
>teen balls
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>>556660973
Ok 7 decides what's next
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>>556661217
Shave your fucking balls THEN take pictures
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>>556661184

How do you know that?
I'm 27 and my and op's balls look exactly alike.
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rolling for FLASHLIGHT
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Put your balls In soda and ice
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>>556661217
Uuumm. Uuumm. Screen of tv. Make sure there is a smear
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>>556661217
Have dog/pet lick them, peanut butter helps
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>>556661467
this
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>>556661217
Stick your balls inside a garbage disposal that's turned on.
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doorknob
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>>556661217
crinkled up tin foil on plasma ball then balls on tin foil faggot
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>>556661445
we're not here for sexual pleasure
just goofing off
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>>556661449
Imagination
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>>556661445
I'm not one of these pampered sissy faggots. See those balls? That symbolizes my manhood. I will not make myself to look like a child.
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On an ant
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>>556661514
reroll for glory
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>>556661217

Dip your balls in a jar of honey
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>>556661445
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>>556659726
cover them in lotion and make an imprint of them on every mirror in your house/apartment
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>>556661747
Winrar
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>>556659726
pile of condiments
then rub on hot dog
?????
profit
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light bulb that has been on for at least an hour
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in a bowl of water, not cup.
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>>556661747
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>>556659726
4 pics a letter. I send original pic to the first person in my contacts with that letter
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Rolllll
Ice cream dip them in there OP
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>>556661823
>>556661715
>>556661671
WELL FINE FUCK YOU GUYS TOO AND GO TO BED YOU FUCKING SISSY FAGGOTS OMG FUCKING CUNTS LOLOLOL!!!! AT LEAST I DIDNT GET TAKENED BY CANDLEJACK, HE WOULD HA
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>>556662032
a
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put them in ghost chili pepper puree
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>>556661948
one re-roll
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>>556661747
I have no pet sorry
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>>556662032
M
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Man up and put your balls on your chin
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>>556662274
you rolled a 4 so choose I, if I roll a four choose D
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Heat up some Vicks vapor rub. Simply get a glass (roughly half a cup) add a scope of Vicks and microwave till warm and mix.
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>>556660265
I miss the days of Jesus Chatline.
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>>556662124
Fuck off. This is irrelevant.
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>>556662124
Uh oh, you said his name.
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>>556662124
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>>556662124
really candlejack and op's gone? this thread can suck the lower half of my
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>>556662032
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>>556662490
Oh shit he might come back now
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>>556662032
X
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>>556661217
on your drivers license
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>>556662594
this
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Balls in the biggest spoon you have
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>>556662564
OP is right here. The last WINRAR was for pet/peanut butter but I have no pet
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>>556662804
Sauce on balls resting on the biggest spoon you got would be dandy
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>>556662804
flashlight through sack
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balls on balls
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Put them in mouth (^; Mmmm I love dangling balls. Really wish you'd shave if you want a hot girl like me slapping them on my face.
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>>556662594
>>556662804
Reroll
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>>556659726
on computer mouse
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>>556660602

>ID: sMoFtMoE

Smoft Moe?
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>>556663067
lmao fucking kek. Winrar
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umm i totally won for flashlight
justsayin
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>>556663067
winrar
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on your knee
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>>556663217
Now you did. Ok fetching flashlight
>I don't own a C clamp
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>>556661948

Take it easy, HowToBasic
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>>556663015
>implying you're a woman
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>>556662032
Hey don't forget about this!!

>4 pics a letter. I send original pic to the first person in my contacts with that letter
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>>556662484
Me too. Also remember Ghost?
>fuck you texas
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>>556663514
>I don't own a C clamp
Buy one then faggot. I want to see ball mush
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>>556661467
>>556663217
i won twice
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>>556663514
Go buy one, and stop being such a faggot.
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Dip balls in something sticky.
Then in flour.
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>>556663780
the letter B
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balls im blender [OFF -> ON]
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>>556659726
you call those balls?
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>>556663884
Pick a letter.
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ceiling fan
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>>556664238
Reroll
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Shave your balls, that's what you should do next.
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>>556663884
S
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>>556664084
Waiting
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>>556664643
the day OP delivered
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>>556664643
flashlight man
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>>556664643
kek
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>>556664643
This is great
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>>556664643
9 decides what I say
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>>556664643
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>>556665129
Going well
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>>556665237
what else should I put them on
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>>556665237
the day 4chan made anon alpha
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>>556665129

Ask her to shave the callouses off her feet then send you the stale shavings to mix into some icyhot and then say you gonna fap with it
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>>556665237
OP gonna get laid
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>>556665129
>Does it intrigue you?
>shits
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>>556665389
oh, COME ON.

THE DAY 4CHAN GOT SOMEBODY LAID.
and you ruined it
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>>556665515

I-I'm sorry...
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>>556665389
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>>556665675
fucking lol
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>>556665675
numbers
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>>556665675
This thread is god-tier
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>>556665380
>>556665675
god damn it
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>>556665640
god damn it, anon.

welp, now with that aside...

>>556665675

>the day op delivered
>the day op was not a faggot
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>>556665675
3 decides
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>>556665887
>>556665897
the "god damn it" hivemind
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>>556666069
The "hivemind" hivemind
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>>556666015
WILL YOU SEND ME A NUDE
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ayy lmao
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>>556666015
you got a keeper here
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>>556666015
I need a picture of your balls. You know, so it's not gay.
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>>556666015
Rolling for "use your common sense to get laid"

She wants it so bad, i really want to see op win.

this guy delivered
balls of steel
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>>556666015
clip off ur toenails and place them on ur balls and send a pic with the text "these toe nails?"
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Will voodoo the hokey pokey and turn yourself around, so i can fuck you out.
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>>556666015

Tell her you want to get her a dental guard and every night cum inside it, then have her wear it to bed all night to get that pearly whites
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>>556666015

Ask her if she wants to fuck
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>>556666015
Give it to me please, I need it
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>>556666015
you'll have to fight for them
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>>556666197
ayy lmao
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Bump! Let's go people
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>>556659726
preheated stove
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>>556666015
ur a nigger, fuck off , i wanna sit around all night and play with my butthairs
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>>556666653
Winrar
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>>556666015

RICKITY RICKITY REK THAT POONANG
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Balls in vacuum cleaner
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>>556666653
Just sent. 5 pics the next phrase. Will post reply when sent
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>>556666894
I'll roll for that
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>>556666681
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>>556666920
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>>556666015
"Pls Respond"
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>>556666920
Niggers tounge my balls
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the only alpha winrar is this fag
>>556666653
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>>556666920
Wanna fuck tonight??
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thank you kind sir for the hearty l0l
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>>556666920
Let me sock it to your anus honey bun
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>>556667021
ayy
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>>556666920
"Can you feel it?"
"Something in the hair tonight"
"Oh Lord"
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>>556666920
ayy lmao
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>>556666920
Hitler did nothing wrong.
(With your balls on a picture of hitler)
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>>556666920
I thought that putting my balls on it would be a little bit more shocking
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>>556667091
come on, you're making this really hard for us.
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>>556666920
I just miss the touch of a woman's gooch upon my brow.
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>>556666920
We can dance if we want to.
We can leave your friends behind.
Cause' your friends don't dance,
and if they don't dance, so they're
no friends of mine.
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>>556666920
Can you feel it now Mr Krabs?
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>>556666920
Your Ugly As Sin, Im Hot as Shit, Lets make a steaming pile of average babys baby.
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>>556667367
reroll
5 get
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>>556666920
ay bby u want sum fuk?
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>>556666920
You're fat
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>>556667091
>>556667390

nvm, didn't saw the posts correctly.

my bad.
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>>556667021
5 decides still
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>>556667223
>>556667373

Winrar?
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>>556667367
reroll
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>>556666920
Voodoo magic? When I'm done with you, the only magic you'll believe in is my mojo
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>>556667367
Last reroll
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>>556667542
reroll
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>>556667534
Reroll
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>>556667558
I keked for th pun factor still
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>>556659726
Put them on a picture of your balls
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>>556667209
Reroll for 5
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>>556667705
WINRAR!
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>>556667585
I hate niggers
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>>556667438
S-A-F-E-T-Y DANCE!
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>>556667705
>>556667705
>>556667705
Why, you fucking double nigger?
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>>556667705
Aww shit, winrar.
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>>556667585
So.. why are you cockblocking yourself with a non posted image? what is your story with this girl?
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My fingernails smell like freedom because of you. I want you to think about that before you sleep every night from now on.
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>>556659726
Those are the nastiest balls I've ever seen hands down.
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>>556667705
no reroll

please OP do not accept rerolls
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>>556667785
Look at this shit. 8 decides
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>>556668127
Why not? If he doesn't, people will just copy/paste. Unfortunately, that faggot won.
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>>556668237
Time/place? I'll make sure to bring the honey bun.
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Do they make honey buns in annoying bitch flavor?
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>>556668237
As long as I can stick my cock through it as you eat it girl
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>>556668237
Sorry I got my phone back, some jackass was fucking around on it
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>>556668258
winrar?
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>>556668538
oh FFS.

i'm out.
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print out a picture of moot then email it to him.
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>>556668237
I LOVE big fat stinky weiners im my poopie hole (with pic)
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>>556668538
god
damn
it
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>>556668538
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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>>556668538
win
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>>556668578
No! Fuck you! Not doing this. Keep it going /b/!!
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>>556668538
Yes.
Many times yes
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>>556668578
NO!
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>>556668258
WAIT, SHIT!
Do this instead: >>556668237
LOL! I JUST REALIZED THIS WAS YOU! I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR BROTHER/UNCLE/FATHER (whichever she has)! Can you pass these messages along to him?
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>>556668572
Roll
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>>556666666
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>>556668729
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN ALL FUCKING HISTORY OF /B/ THAT I WILL ACCEPT OP NOT DELIVERING.

YOU'RE A HERO, JUST GET LAID TONIGHT, IT'S SO FUCKING EASY.
rolling for this: >>556668474
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>>556668729
Do this
>>556668730
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>>556668902
>Implying
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>>556668729
>>556668813
I was the winrar
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>>556668660
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>>556659726
an in use soldering gun
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Do you wanna fuck anytime soon say this friday?
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eat the honey bun off my ass
go op go
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>>556668904
no wait what?

i'm not following the replys correctly.


do as you please, op.
whatever, just post the reactions
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I don't like this one
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>>556666690

Epic get
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>>556669442
fuck you, OP.

why? why???????
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i enjoy soft sensual kissing i like to make love
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>>556666690
nice dubs, quints, and 69 wasted on bump
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>>556669442
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAIN
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>>556669442
there goes your sex
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>>556669786
>being this new
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>>556669442
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>>556669442
this is genuinely upsetting.
Needs more fisting
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>>556669907
Dude, seriously, are you me?

the hivemind is strong on us.
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>>556670057
I am you
you a strait busta
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bump

come on OP
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>>556670727
I'm not getting a response
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>implying op isn't just using ios7text
>yes I love being a partypooper
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>>556669442
I'm quite perturbed by this.
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bumpity bumpity bump
>>556670846
another contact
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>>556670846
Apologize and explain the situation, then ask if you want to meet up and that you'll bring a honey bun along.

The thread's dead, so you might as well just go for sex.
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>>556671082
>The thread's dead, so you might as well just go for sex.

yeh.
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>>556670906
welp, you didn't get to stick it in her dumper, but at least you delivered. that is more than can be said for most anon. bravo op u glorious flaming faggot.
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>>556670846
YOU BLEW IT
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bump because I want to know how this ends
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>>556671082
I'm back in action!
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>>556662538
Nice thumbnail, dickhead.
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>>556671082
>>556669442
This guy's right OP
We've had our giggle, you deserve it
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>>556671602
B WHT DO I DO??????????
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>>556671602
noice m8 dont fuck this up
also fill us in when you get sum dat booty
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>>556671082
after the annoying bitch comment, he will have to be one hell of a smooth talker to get out of this one. apologizing will not work. you have to go full tilt. call her a dirty slut and tell her to come to your house if she wants that honey bun and butt play
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>>556671759
YOU REACHED FOR THE BRASS RING AND GOT IT

GO FOR IT, DUDE.
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>>556671759
bring a honey bun
faggot
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>>556671819
disregard that.
I suck cocks
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>>556671759
Take honey bun: get booty
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>>556671819
You were saying?
>better read up
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>>556671913
>>556671759
Honey Buns are high in transfat try to edjucate her on the dangers of obesity
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>>556671759
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>>556671759
GET THE PUSSY FAGGOT. THEN POST PICS FOR US.
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>>556671759
WHAT DO YOU DO?
just go and get laid.
We got out laugh
OP, you were the op that delivered untill the very end.
please, please just go and get laid.
we are proud of you
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>>556659726
Shave your nuts, you primitive fucking neanderthal.
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>>556672201
we're well past op at this point
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>>556671759
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
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