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Life hacks & Pro-tips info thread.
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>>556558365
I agree with op's image. I'm curled up with my copy of Mein Kampf. So Kampfy
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>>556558365
I agree with some of that except the criticize part. Critical thinking skills are essential to successful people where as mindlessly complimenting people (flattery) is a sign of insecurity and lack of merit. It has to be real criticism though. My guess is that whoever made this added that part in because they were sick of people telling them they were doing things wrong. Which is fine, but not being able to listen to or give criticism is a bad thing for sure.
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I can only see thumbnails but I know my desktop has some lifehacks/motivational things.

Thanks for the OP picture by the way.
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that last one definitely wasn't - let's try again
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>>556559286

>life pro tip
>be david thorne
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How are you all doing this fine day?
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>>556559847
or..
Or..
OR...
OR YOU COULD JUST FUCKING JOG FROM DAY ONE WITH WILL AND FORCE
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>>556560353
Will and force won't give you lung therapy.
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>>556560097
What a load of bull
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>>556560494
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This is a good one
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>>556558365

Skimmed it, was bullshit.
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>>556558365
>critizing is now only for unsucessful ppl

What?
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>>556558365
Successful people also turn into mermaids, accord to the silhouette of this picture
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anything on how to make 150 dollars real fast?
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>>556563189
Work
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>>556560858
Thanks dad!
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>>556563308
everyone hates you, heaven, fuck off
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>>556563189
sorry, got none of them
what do you need it for?
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>>556563189
Drugs
>scared estemo
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>>556563916
bills
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>>556559204
you confuse criticizing and critical thinking.
Critical thinking is mostly about questioning stuff, where criticizing is about trying to bring other ppl down (not wanting others to have success)
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>>556563707
Don't make me get out the belt.
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>>556558365
What the hell is wrong with hoarding information and data? WTF?
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>>556559204
I think that "talk about idea" is where you can put the critiscism without being a cunt
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>>556563189
>anything on how to make 150 dollars real fast?
Steal shit
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>>556564767
Oh?
Are you gonna spank me daddy?
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>>556565168

Someone has something related to sleep? I always sleep too much (12-13 hours) and end up getting to bed when the sun rises, I think I'm a sleep addict
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>>556566234
Bumping with not so good advices
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Dumping what I have
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>>556566234
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>>556566121
Yea
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>>556568073
Haha ty, it's kind of relevant but it is also hard to keep a bedtime routine when you go out a lot/ sometimes work during the night/ sometime during the day and being at university
But maybe my father will help me :^)
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>>556567214
>Exit bag not listed
>no -5 agony of slowly falling asleep

trying to get people to shill $200+ for shorty when exit bag is $79 tops
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>>556569352
Well thanks for the tips
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>>556568093
I cross my arms because its the motherfucking most comfortable way to place them
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OC

Need to take a shower? Hate waiting forever for the water to warm up? Stop being a faggot and turn hot water on in the sink at the same time. Not only will the water heat up faster but you can also chill like a bro at the sink checking on the temperature instead of reaching into the shower just to find that its still cold.
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dermping

also unrelated link: http://www.youporn.com/watch/9886027/public-upskirt-hidden-camera
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>>556560097
>Kills a baby over Farmville
>Farmville

What a fucking casual.
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>>556558365
>unsuccessful people think they know it all
>creates a info graph of every works according to him
>thinks he knows it all

OP get rid of that pic
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>>556570347
>implying you don't get comfortable because it feels like having an invincible shield
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>>556565168
Thinking someone is a cunt for showing you are wrong shows that you are immature.
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>>556559539
cool thanks, useful sleep info
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>>556571176
I think you misunderstood what I was saying
>what you're saying is dumb, you're a cunt
Immature/cunt way into critiscism
>you're saying A, I'm thinking B, let's talk about it (you can add some insults if you want though)
=talking about idea

Oh and btw you're a cunt
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>>556568093
The chart doesn't show source. Therefore I won't give much credibility.
For example, arms crossed don't represent territorial display of dominance, it's the opposite: People open their arms to display dominance over the area around them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks-_Mh1QhMc
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>>556570764
?
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>>556571176
1. If "talk about idea" is criticism, then the chart contradicts itself by saying every criticism is bad while saying there is a good criticism.
2. Criticism is simply saying someone is wrong, with or without insults. And being emotionally reactive to it shows you are prone to be irrational, which is immature.
3. Please, explain how I am a cunt.
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>>556571984
This >>556573257 is for you.
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>>556570803
kek
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>>556570764
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>>556570857
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>>556573691
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>>556573718
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>>556570606
The swedish one is incorrect, just so you know.
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>>556574060
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>>556570347
sounding a little defensive there, bud
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>>556574145
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>>556558803
you sir have ze gud tastes
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>>556573257
I think the chart is using the world "critisize" for the insult part and "talk about idea" for the good and helpful critiscism that you can have in a conversation, which was developed by an anon earlier and to which I was responding
The cunt part was a joke obviously
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>>556574245
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>>556558365
>successful people read
Reading has got to be the most overrated thing on the planet. It doesn't make you a genius. It doesn't make you smart. It doesn't mean you're an intellectual. It means you have time on your hands and you enjoy spending it in the most boring way possible.
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>>556574345
this
Someone who watches educational videos can learn the same stuff reading would teach, but in a less boring way.
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>>556558365
Left side is liberal. Right side is concervative.
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>>556573718
Ive too much too drink lat night and this is creepy to read while being hangover
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>>556574345
Go be simple in another thread, /b/ro.
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>>556574603
Here you go, in case you smoke also.
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>>556573807

>Tumblr bitch
>Sense of gratitude and not entitlement

niggerwat
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>>556574345
>most boring way possible
Aren't you on /b/? I know it's an image board but we still spend our time reading
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>>556573807
>implying tumblrinas aren't landwhales that have had everything handed to them and a lot of 4chan users didn't just get a bad hand in life and are trying to cope
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>>556574345
I'm not going to waste a reaction image here since these threads are for info/hacks, but be assured that your thoughts on literature is gravely misinformed.
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>>556562543
>balls bag
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>>556558365
>woman successful
>man unsuccessful
nice try tumblrfag
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>>556575408
the "unsuccesful" might also look like a woman.
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The only practical info-graphic posted in this thread
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>>556575548
autism detected
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>>556574345
Text is the best way of communication there is.
It's saved, easy to run through the content, expresses anything (including smell, tastes, thoughts, feelings), it's silent. Also, writing is a highly competitive field, which pressures the product to be of high quality.
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>>556575560
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>>556575307
It's worth a squeeze, trust me.
>>556575560
Nigga, do you really think a nigga like me didn't learn moonwalking ages ago to impress all the lady niggas in middleschool, nigga?
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>>556558365
>>556559286
>>556559539
>>556559847
>>556559872
>>556560097
>>556560858
>>556561043
>>556562543
>>556563916
>>556567214
>>556568005
>>556568073
>>556568093
>>556568262
>>556568630
>>556570606
>>556570764
>>556575205
>>556575560
>>556575947
>>556576091
burns your hand
stops your heart
curdles your milk
is not possible
cuts your hand
unrealistic/pointless
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>>556561043
god thats cringe
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>>556573670
how do you get an ID that short
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>>556576153
well lips may flap but nips don't slip
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>>556567214
This is accurate and useful! Thanks!
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>>556576227

It's the same length as yours, you mongoloid.
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>>556574345
>Reading just 20 minutes per day for one year will expose a child to over a million words.

Since youre clearly too young to have children, take this advice for yourself.
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>>556558365
no offense OP, but if you mean successful in the capitalistic world then your image couldnt be more off

Although it does give a satisfying way of life
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>>556576305
holy fucking kek thanks for the giggle m8
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>>556558365
Successful people are usually terrible people.
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>>556576473
Successful people generally receive a lot of hate. Obama for example.
But this are the hazards of being a leader, you can't have all the power without having also all the responsabilities. You need to be able to handle it, social selection.
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>>556576469
The pleasure is all mine
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>>556576365
I wonder what way you lean politically.
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>>556567214
>Setting fire to self: 95

I guess living is the 100 option?
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>>556570347
exactly. body language is not science anyway. it's a scam made in order to sell "better yourself", "how to manipulate people" books to gullible idiots who want to be psychology pros
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>>556558365
You need to hold a journal to be successful ?
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>>556558365
Cute.. If life was as simply as all these shitty 'life-hacks and pro-tips", no-one would have a problem.
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>>556577161
I'm between laugh and tear
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>>556558365
some of the most successful people i know still don't know what they want to be... just sayayin
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>>556577310
It shows that you like yourself and your life enough to reflect on it daily.

Artists are the only people that can achieve true success whilst hating themselves the whole time.
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>>556569076
Sauce?
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>>556558365
Pure BULLSHIT. Successful people do at least HALF the shit on the right side more than they do ANY of the shit on the left.
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>>556577023
good advice. I haven't used mine in 2 years or so now. It's a combi however so I still keep it for the oven and grill
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Fuck OP's pic. Fuck all the infographics implying that there are some simple to spot patterns that all humans follow. Fuck all the pop psychology shit and fuck most of what has been posted in this thread. these are hip teenager website tier, like funny junk of whatever it is.
/g/'s ftp has some useful infographics. these ones are for plebs
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>>556577023
Literally bullshit dis-proven decades ago
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>>556569352
Why would you worry about spending the money if you're killing yourself?
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>>556578294
I just love how it uses the 'radiation' scare word. Misinformation gold
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>>556577857
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Origine_du_monde
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>>556577936
Good man.
>>556578294
A simple googling of 'microwave bad ?' will convince you otherwise, mate-o
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>>556558365
>say they keep a journal, but really don't.
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>>556570606
>Serbia
>Jembem ti

I doubt others are correct...
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>>556578710
>A simple googling of 'microwave bad ?' will convince you otherwise, mate-o
I literally just did this and you're completely full of shit. Kill yourself and post pics, faggot
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>>556577816
>fly by the seat of their pants

This too
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>>556578710
first result
10. Microwaves Leak Unsafe Levels of Electromagnetic Radiation
Status: Myth
11. Microwaves Alter Food in Undesirable, Possibly Unsafe, Ways
Status: Undetermined but Unlikely

all of the links that say otherwise don't quote sources/misquote sources
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>>556578710
>>556579315
Yeah this kid is a faggot and 90% of his shot posting is shit tier misinformation
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>>556578710
http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/21/health/upwave-microwaving-food/
The rumor: Zapping food in a microwave leaches out key nutrients
The verdict: If you do it right, cooking food in the microwave is one of the best ways to retain your food's vitamins and minerals

http://www.livestrong.com/article/374787-is-microwaved-food-bad-for-your-health/

google gives results based on the sites you visit, care to share your top results?

>beforeitsnews.com
>other misinformation sites
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>>556579315
If you're gonna feed the trolls, feed them microwaved meals.
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>>556579138
wait, should I post pics before killing myself, because I doubt that by the time I've reincarnated into a .... blabla, couldn't come up with a witty comback.
>>556579315
I still believe microwaving is a tool of satan, but at the moment am I lacking in proof of it.
Enjoy incoming pics
>>556579602
Dude, you really like microwaves, don't you?
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fuck microwaves, they do kill nutrients
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>>556577005
No, I don't mean successful as in one of the most renowned people on earth. I mean successful as in having a high income through academic means.
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>>556567214
How the fuck does a shotgun to the head take 1.72 minutes to kill you?
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>>556579852
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i see you edited in your own referral link there
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If you ever decide to buy a dildo, make sure to boil it. Makes it feel amazing.
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>>556574421
accidently save the thumbnail?
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>>556574549
Go argue on /pol/, no one cares right now.
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>>556580127
I heard one anon saying that you will be unconscious at the second you shot but will be clinically alive for 1.72 minutes
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>Hoarding information and data makes you unsuccessful...
Bullshit! Being able to do that just means you have a good memory, and you don't need a journal to do anything. You're generalizing OP. Don't be a generalfag.
>Vidya games waste time, enough to build 48 sky scrapers.
So do sports, entertainment, TV, Books, tablets, Facebook and every other fun thing.
Fuck off.
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>>556580401
Oh, sorry. Pity, there are some good tips in that one (or should be if it were readable)
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>>556574060
>>556574145
>>556574245
>>556574317

Source, brother?

Also if post ends in 1 - 5 I will go buy some alcohol.
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>>556574510
top kek
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>>556576362
I think good English vocabularies are 60k words?
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>>556580949
If mine end in 1-9, you go buy some alcohol
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>>556574073

Half of the stuff is incorrect.
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>>556577226
People are stupid, of course there are real ways of manipulating them. Have you even tried any of them?
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Does motivation count?
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>>556580810
hah, I was JUST gonna post that exact image and clicked post right at the moment your post showed up. Coincidence
>>556580949
here you go
http://www.hermes-press.com/bardon1.htm
(protip: if you search line of text found in a document like this is there a moderate chance that the book will come up)
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>>556581382
Fat
Fot
Fit
?
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>>556581530
Sure.
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>>556581167

Thanks Lucifer ;)

>>556581482

Thanks again you. Tell me, is this shit -invocations etc. -, like, illegal in terms of the spirit police, or like God or something?
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>>556578560
Replace the microwave with a banana.
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>>556581530
>Fot
it's a transition from fat to fit, the middle one is still fat just less fat
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>>556577023
good tip, threw mine away after having one for years. I'm healthy as a bear now.
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>>556579748
A better way to say it is that microwaved food usually starts with less vitamins and minerals.
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>>556574345
Do you even know what reading is?
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>>556581763
You welcome :^)
>implying god doesn't want you to have a good time
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>>556581763
All depends on the intent, but if you are already ready to listen to Lucifer then I don't recommend it if that's your concern.
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>>556558365
that looked like a mermaid on the left
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>>556582045
any food that fits this description can also be cooked in an oven or even on a stove

not relevant to the method of cooking called a microwave

you may be thinking of "frozen food"
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>>556581382
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>>556580081
As long as that's what you think successful is.
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Here's a long one.
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>>556558365
That is a silly image. Reading fiction every day can be just as bad as watching tv everyday; no one cares about journals; and a lot of successful people and companies hoard a lot of data.
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>>556578560
Fake.
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>>556558365
that's what they do not what they are. success does not equal happiness
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>>556579807
>this is the same way heroin works by the way
This type of retard thought is prevalent in all of your posts. Other than the mundane washing my hands how-to (lol). You're fucking stupid, kid
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>>556582138

God wants everybody to be an alcoholic :O

>>556582181

I'll be good, I swear - can you invoke spirits to help other people/heal? Would Archangel Michael, or Rafael, become upset? I feel like I owe them.
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>>556582670
And you are a wonderful person, dear.
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>>556559847
30 minutes jog
Total = 28 minutes
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>>556582670
I don't usually drink soda and his chart gives me the urge to drink some because of the heroin thing
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>>556583175
Are you retarded?
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>>556582959
To be honest have I made myself enough of an ass in this thread already, so I suggest that if you are interested in this type of stuff (which you seem to be) then head over to /x/ and lurk for a bit, but don't create a separate thread where you ask your questions.
Good luck.
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>>556583379
>I'm an ass
At least you admit it
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>>556562543
what's this for'
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>>556583175
Beta?
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>>556564635
criticism is a good thing.
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>>556583379

yes true, but each person has their own perspective on it, and in /x/ it's easy to feel like you're discussing politics in parliament, whereby this feels more like a friendly chat over coffee. Oh well.
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>>556583657
I guess I do.
Have a recipe.
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>>556572120
read again, thats for 12-15 year old girls..
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>>556584083
Tried it, tastes horrible.
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>>556567214
>Seppuku
>about 50/50 chance
Good, now I can disgrace my clan with honor and maybe live as well. Thanks anon.
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>>556584582
Lol that was fast
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>>556570606
In french, "va te faire foutre" is more acurate.
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>>556584702
Godspeed anon
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>>556558365
Lol I almost completely fit the bill in the unsuccessful tab except for the entitlement part.

I hate my life.
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>>556583976
Well, if I'd give you advice on invocation then I don't think I'd do you any favour since my knowledge of it is only a vague understanding, but from what I 'believe' then to answer your question: yes, it's possible, but if you do that then you better know what you're doing. I mean, you can always pray and wish for the best, but invocations can be a whole other "deal".
>>556584582
No doubt about that.
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My dad's only advice has worked incredibly well.

"Son don't go after the 10s go after the 6s and drink til they are 8s"
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>>556585129
Go for the 10s, no normal guys approach them. If you look average and go for them it shows them that you have balls.
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>>556558365
Nonsense, both do all in yellow and plenty are successful while avoiding much of green. It's just how you balance it and there is no secret formula.

Course, don't listen to me, it's not like I've spent the last decade living amongst very successful doctors and executives who:

* Have a sense of entitlement
* Criticize
* Hold a grudge
* Watch TV every day
* Fear change
* Fly by the seat of their pants
* Talk about people
* Secretly hope others fail
* Do not keep a journal
* Think they know it all
* Blame others for their failures
* Hoard information and data
* Exude anger
* Never set goals [beyond where they already are]
* Don't know what they want to be (stay in the same job, switch, pursue a specialty, etc. and commiserate about it with me)

I don't know anyone who keeps a journal. About the closest I've seen is my own digital hoarding. Successful as I would define it is having a home, family, and money to do what it is most important to you. That said, in the context above I'm using a strictly monetary definition. These people are rich or damn near it.

This graphic was clearly put together by a kid in high school brown nosing, or a graphic artist trying to justify their job at whatever place of employment they are and not by someone who is actually successful. It is written not to enlighten but to avoid arguments that could be fruitful for both parties.

It's a shield to be put up whenever this individual [or anyone in possession of this graphic] is criticized, or asked to keep to their responsibilities.

As I said, both do all in yellow and plenty are successful while avoiding much of green. Although I will say, I don't believe you can be successful if you don't learn continuously.

/thread
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>>556585108

">13. Putting on of the magical garment and meditative attitude to cause protection, purity etc.
14. Putting on of the magical headgear - crown, cap or magusband and meditation to bring about the contact with the deity
15. Girding on the magical belt with the right attitude to bring about the magician's power to control all powers, especially the elements"

Yeah I think I'd rather pray..
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>>556558365

if you expect to take a horrid shit in uncomfortable places, flush the toilet just before you start shitting. it will mask the sound and keep the smell to a minimum.
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>>556558365
whadda fug ddi u jus fugging zaybout me u liddle bish???? :DDDDDDD i have ur nose i guaranteed tob of my glass in ze naby zeals XD XD an I bin in numberis segret reds on al-gaida :D :D an I hab over NIN DOUSAND!!!!! :DDDD cobfirded gills :-DDD i am train gorilla warfare and the tob sniber in the ndire us arbed forzes xD :)))))) u are nuding to mi but jus anudder targid :DDD i wil wibe u the fug oud wid percizion de liges of whish haz neber bon zeen inb4 on dis eard >:DDDDD :D :D :D marg my fugging verds :D u dink u gan get awy wid zaying that shid to spurdo over the indernet :DDDD??? dink again, fugger xD xD as we speek i ag commutactink mi segret >:D nedwork of asspies agross the usea and ur isp is being draced righd nao so u bidder brebare for the sterm, maggid :DDD destorm dat wibes oud the batetic litel ding u gall ur life >:DDDDD u're fugging ded kid i gan b anyspurdo anysparde an I gan gill u in ober NINE DOUSAND!!!!!!! :D :D :D ways and das jus wid my bear hands >:D not onli am I eggtensily train in mortal kombat :)))) :DDD :-DDD but I has excess to the endire arsninal of the unided stays moron core :DDDDDD and i vil us it to iss full excess to wibe your misirabil azz off the fase of the windshield u liddle shit D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< ib onl u gould hav none wat unoly reprehenshin ur liddle "spurdo" gomment was abut to brink don ubon u :DDDD u may b hab held ur fugging dungs :DDDDD but u gudden DDDDD: u didden :DDD and now u're baying the brice u gotham idit >:(((((( i vil shid furry al ovr u and u wil dron in id :DDD ur fugging deds, giddo. :DDDD
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>>556558365
Woman = Successful
Man = Unsuccessful

HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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>>556582361
Where is 61 to 69?
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>>556585432
Because the 10s are all dying for attention from average joes. Kek
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>>556585507
All those things are just mental props which aids your intent.
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>>556585432
Attraction is more instinctive and subconscious than that.
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>>556585468
THIS
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>>556574345
Reading is the only form of communication that shorts your internal monologue. Your mind can't wander off "talking" when you're reading, while it's easy to do it while listening to music or playing video games. It also makes you better and better at reading, (yes!) which is an essential part of our lives now. (Data, forms, research, etc.) Of course you wouldn't know that you fucking retarded nigger dipshit.
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>Your mind can't wander off "talking" when you're reading
my mind would claim otherwise.
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>>556586514
Keked at the unexpected edgy ending
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>>556586514
The internal monologue is conclusions you are reaching, nothing bad about it. You need to heavily do it when answering a tough question like in an exam, creating a strategy, or knowing the next step of your research.
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>>556580254
Dats no me im anon u heaven its u link maybe?
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>>556559286
makes me lol every time, thanks /b/ro
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>>556567214
>Drowning
>Agony: 79/100

Yeah that's bullshit, drowning is actually euphoric. No fedora required
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>>556587202
>LEL /B/RO XD SO FUCKIN EPIC
>TOP KEK XD
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>>556586950
You're thinking of images, scents, not internal monologue, or you're not focused enough when reading and you miss most of the parts.

>>556587089
I didn't say it was a bad thing, only that reading is the only form of communication that shorts it. When you read your own mind becomes involved instead of just reacting to it. As if the words on the page become your own thoughts.
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>>556587341
Well I drowned myself when I was like 4 or 5 and it was the most peaceful thing ever, but I guess maybe if you try to resist you'll be in pain
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>>556587632
Having a tough day there, Heaven?
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>>556587997
FUCKING EPIC PICTURE /B/ROTHER FIST BUMP XD
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>>556588150
pls go
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>>556588246
FUCKIN EPIC TROLL
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>>556558365
Alright bitches, I'm gonna teach you how to make an atomic bomb!
>Buy a bomb (preferably at K-mart, best deals)
>Toss that shit in the microwave
>Set for 6 minutes and 66 seconds
>Begin the countdown
>Say "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
>Watch it all burn
>????
>Profit!!!
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>>556587726

number 10 is the only non disgusting pussy.

Why?
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>>556588642
>!!!
SO FUCKING EPIC!
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>>556570606

>Letonia
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>>556588713
Because it's a child-like pussy
>mfw my girl is 10
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>>556588781
What they call Latvia in Spain
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How come the woman is in successful and the man is I'm the unsuccessful category? Huh FUCKING SEXIST FEMINAZI BASTARD
FUCKING FUCK TITTIES
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>>556588713
What's so bad about 6?
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>>556588713
Cause they look like a wounds that didn't heal right
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>>556589153
SIX IS EPIK! XDD
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>>556589479
No one is even typing like that here. No one likes you. No one cares unless you kill yourself on live stream. Fag
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>>556589649
YOU CARE BECAUSE YOU REPLY TO ME <3
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>>556589649
plz dont feed the troll, or it wont go away.
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>>556589781
LOL THANKS DON'T FEED THE TROLL EPIC ??? PROFIT

>>556589883
XDDDDDDDDD
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>>556589781
Bread is dread newaes
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>>556590041
HAHA LOL I KNOW RIGHT? XD
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>>556590169

here you go
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>>556590384
HAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>556558365

nice pic mate but I think that, unfortunately, the author has included some rather questionable opinions in it, for the most part its true imo

i'd also like to note that every successful people has struggled and gone through times in which they had the unsuccessful one's attitude for a while at least
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>>556558365
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>>556590673
COOL STORY /B/RETHERN XD

>>556590757
>>556590837
YOUR STUPID
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>>556560097
>talk about world of warcraft
>put warcraft III picture in
reliability questioned
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>>556558803

kek
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>>556559204

yeah the author took the opportunity to include some shitty opinions in there ... like the tv thing ffs...

the thing is that unsuccessful people tend to be FRUSTRATED and therefore ARROGANT and TRYHARDS. this is even more noticeable if someone is an IGNORANT, which usually goes which being unsuccessful. All the other shit is a consequence of that
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>>556590897

ty m8 also nice sage xdxd
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>>556576225
shut up, you beta faggot
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>>556591531
Oh, you mean like correlation vs causation and other stuff like that? HAHA KEWL
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>>556590897
YOU'RE*
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>>556591670
HAHA FUCK OFF
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>>556592050
>HAHA FUCK OFF
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>>556592034
YOU FELL FOR MY B8 XDDDDDDD
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>>556592157
>HAHA FUCK OFF
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>>556592389
YOU TOO XD
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>>556591985

not rly but k

>>556592050

nice sage again 2 edgy

>>556592674
>>556592389
samefag
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>>556592862
UR SO MAD XD
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