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New thread, bringing everyone here first.
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Fuck you.
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hurry up, OP. don't stall !
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>>556549684
Pretype your shit next time
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Lurking /b/ro
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Reporting in, Cap'n!
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>>556549684
bumping for more
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>>556549684
op claiming ID
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Let's do this.
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>>556549684
What did her plump little 15 year old lips feel like around your cock OP?
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Keep going Op
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Do it faggot
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>>556549684
go on!
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I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK, JUST FUCK HER ALREADY
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>>556549684
They'll catch up later, go on
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>>556549684
inb4 you have a relationship with the girl and find later you are related.
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>>556549684
not that I had more important things to do...
you should've relly pretyped this story man
>no offence tho'
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>>556549684
LETS GO OP POST AND TYPE AS FAST AS U CAN!
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OP IM READY.
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>>556549684
They have evolved to a D cup like a Pokémon.
>I double tap on them titties all night long
>mfw sheriff arrests her for methamphetamine afterwords so I won't get caught.
>fuck the police
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That's a quality Vault-Tec Boy picture
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>>556549684
Let's see the end of it /b/rethas
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Hurry pl0x
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the suspense is killing me
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Just start typing already faglord, my penis can't wait any longer
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>>556549906
ewww!
get beastbutt off my computer.
the ass that ate oklahoma (and didn't even have to chew)
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For anyone who's just starting, here's the story so far.
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CONTINUE
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
CONTINUE
I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
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the last thing this poor girl needs is to be raped
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>>556550074
>>556550073
nice timing.

ROLL dubs or 69 for OP to stop telling the story
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>>556549984
Oh no, now you're reminding me of that best korean soccer dreams
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auto-refresh on, lurk mode engaged. go on OP.
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>>556550116
>raped
Implying, she would do it from her own will.
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>>556550116
>this poor girl needs is to be raped
you'd make a great grief counsellor
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hurry the fuck up OP
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>>556550116
its obvious she wants it though
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>>556550074
It took OP two hours to type that. Kek
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what exactly are we waiting for op to do ?
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I still don't know what kind of a person you are!? WHEN WILL IT END???
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>>556550174
roll
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>>556550116
Are you implying that if it was a boy he should be raped?
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>>556550116
>raped
>she initiates sex talk
>she's been taking up most of op's time
>probably wants to be him back
>will enjoy it
define rape?
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>>556550192
implying it wouldn't clean her pipes out
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>>556549906
Get off tumblr faggot
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cmon op im waiting
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>>556549924
i laughed like fucking hell when i read this
>>556549997
same
>>556550201
heaven vs heaven vs heaven
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>>556549684
Thanks, OP. Great timing.
>>556550074
You are a gentleman and a scholar, good sir.
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>>556550287
OP doesn't have his story pretyped.
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OP I BELIVE IN YOU.
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>>556550294
that's exactly what I was implying
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>>556550287
I don't know, maybe continue the story now that we got at the juicy point?
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>>556550293
reroll
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>>556550315
> implying you aren't a summerfag
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>>556550308
fuck
PAY him back
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>>556550338
what's the backstory on your pic of fridgezilla?
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>>556549684
>She smiles wryly
>I feel an uneasy feeling overcoming me
>Ask her if she wants some breakfast and act as nothing has happened

Fast forward a bit
>She is 17
>Her sexual innuendos have become more frequent and I have been flirting back a lot
>Cant take it anymore
>We fuck
>She get's pregnant
>Fucked a couple of months before she turns 18
>Drink with the hospital staff
>tell them to lie on the records
>Not going to jail
>thingsworkedoutbetterthanexpected.jpg
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>>556550423
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stop the irrelevant spam.
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>>556550491
not op guys >>556550491
>>556550491
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>my reaction waiting for OP to deliver
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>>556549684
come on op I almost have to go
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>>556550342
>heaven vs heaven vs heaven
who do you reckon will win?
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>>556550538
obviously you'd have to be really new to not know how id's work
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>>556550491
lelelelel
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>>556550529
this sounds like some kind of cyber-bullying campaign slogan
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>>556550603
me heaven always wins my good sir heaven
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>>556550491

gr8 b8 m8 8/8
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>>556550603
I reckon heaven
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This shit is gonna 404 before op delivers
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Dammit op
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>>556550538
gee thanks
ya think?
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>>556550379
nice NIIICE
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>>556550491
I have been waiting sooo loong for that? you make it so thrilling and stretching and stuff and you fast forward and explain the most interesting part in 9 lines?
>Are you fucking kidding?
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yall niggas got trolled
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this thread's gonna be pruned before he fucking finishes his story.
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>>556550790
newfag or troll.. I can't tell
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>>556550790
you fucking idiot
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>>556550790
Fuck OP in the ass
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bumping again, come back OP, I believe in you
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>>556550801
then fkn post as heaven bitch. Then you don't bump, and the limit gets reached slower.
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>>556550790
that's not op
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>>556550491
not op?
>feel so goddamn stupid
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>>556549684

>she notices, gets embarrassed and covers herself
>she apologizes, the hurries to her room to get ready for the day
>I just lay there
>It's not the first time I've thought it, but for a 14 year old, she is pretty attractive
>plus, nice tits
>chuckle to myself, call myself a perv and go take a shower

>>556550116
This. Entirely. What ends up happening isn't rape. Anyway…

>get out, she's already on the couch eating cereal
>jesus
>she didn't notice me
>make sure towel is covering myself, and go to my room to get dressed
>day goes by like normal, until that night
>I'm watching tv, she sits next to me
>asks if we can talk again
>lol, sure
>what's up Nicole
>I'm sorry about this morning, I didn't mean to gross you out
>lol, don't worry about it, I wasn't grossed out
>you're growing into a pretty girl, I'm not offended ^_^
>she giggles, says thanks
>doesn't say anything for a min or two, awkward silence
>she breaks it
>asks me why I've been so nice to her, and why I pseudo adopted her
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>>556550903

You should faggot
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>>556550790
Newfag alert
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>>556550801
Everyone act like animals and shitpost. Almost 100 replies about nothing
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>>556550790
its not OP
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>>556550869
>>556550174
WINRAR
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>>556550790
ikr!
Op is fag!
4chan>tumblr!
>work out the site before force feeding is your bullshit
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>>556550926

just fuck her already jesus fucking christ you know she's asking for it come on what are you gay
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>>556550942
no need to get rude tho'
>hurts my feelings
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>OP ENTERS
>STORY IS COMPLETE
>FINAL PIECE MAKES THIS GREENTEXT INTO THE GREATEST STORY EVER POSTED
>OP IS HAILED AS "JOHN, KING OF THE LOLI'S"
>ACCOLADES FROM HEAVEN SING PRAISES IN EVERY THREAD
>HUMAN KIND COMES TOGETHER TO APPRECIATE LOLI TOGETHER
>ALL WAR STOPS
and you fuckers doubted op
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>I didn't mean to gross you out
lol heh?
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>>556550926
I'm quite interested in the story so far OP

(please let there be a happy ending)
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>>556550926
op? is that yoo?
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>>556550926
And then OP fucked it up. My body is ready for it
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>>556550926
>What ends up happening isn't rape
>that means something happens
oh boy here we go !
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>>556550926
God fucking damnit OP. You are living with her now, aren't you?
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>>556550790
Newfag
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>>556551087

Sorry faggot
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>>556550926
I almost thought you were a legendary troll.
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>>556551074
>what are you gay

Yea
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>>556551328
naah, don't worry it's ok, I got enough confident for all of us
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>>556551254
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>>556550669
no. a bit too harsh.
>>556550491
>She smiles wryly having been drinking wrye
>I feel an uneasy feeling overcoming me
and i said "stop coming on me, feeling. that's rude"
>Ask her if she wants some breakhymenage and act, as nothing has happened with my singing career

Fast for a bit to lose some weight
>She is 17 stones
>Her sexual innuendos have become more frequent and she addes outuendos and I have been flirting at her back a lot. her back wants my cock
>Cant take it anymore, so i join twisted sister
>We fuck the entire band
>She get's pregnant with an unwanted apostrophe
>Fucked a couple of months before she turns 18.. march and december.. never could resist those two sexy motherfucking months.. calendars are porn to me.
>Drink with the hospital staff because it's a secret straw and the umbrella stands are full of whiskey sour
>tell them to lie on the records if they want to go for a spin
>Not going to jail until i finish my ninth burger for breakfast
>thingsworkedoutbetterthanexpectedwhenirapedanunanditturnedouttobemysisterthesister.jpg
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>>556550926

>tell her it just kinda happened that way
>couldn't just leave her there, I woulda felt like shit
>also I felt bad for her, and saw an opportunity to help make her life better
>I shit you not, she just laughed
>like, she burst out laughing. Hard.
>I'm genuinely confused
>she gathers herself
>looks at me, and widens her eyes a bit
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>>556551568
>>She is 17 stones
>Op is murcan

Most of them wont even know what youre talking about sweet child
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>>556551623
uhhhhhhhhhh
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>>556550926
THAT'S GETTING SPICY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
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>>556551623
goddamit more than 8 lines at a time please
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>>556551623
> 8 lines of text
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>>556551568
17 stone heuehheehhehehehe

Land whale confirm
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>>556551623
THE SUSPENSE
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i've been here from the very start of the previous thread, now i don't even know what year i'm living in
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grab her titties already
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awaiting epic ruse
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>>556551723
>Most of them wont even know what youre talking about sweet child
>sweet child

back in your cell, ROFL
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>>556551873
Shut up man no one likes you just go away
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>>556551723
>´The ass was fat
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>>556551825
FUCKING SAME
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>>556551623
Bro you gotta type faster man, shit
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>>556551873
just thought of the best t-shirt!

you know how the irish guy wears that t-shirt with a pic of rolf harris with 'ROFL' on it?

everyone who has one of those t-shirts... PAINT PRISON BARS OVER HIS FACE.

ROFLCOPTER (his escape vehicle)
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>>556551873
Yeah heaven isn't even cool
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>>556552028
The more you wait the better is gonna be, trust me its like wine.
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>>556549879
because that still works
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>>556551623
Hurry up OP i got shit to do
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>>556551973
I like ihm
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>>556551623


>says I have something on my shirt
>leans in to, what I assume, flick it off
>not what she did
>she leaned in, then really quickly moved up and kissed me on the lips
>I did not expect this, and just went kinda stiff
>didn't stop her, but didn't kiss her back either
>she doesn't stop kissing me though
>she gets up and sits on my lap
>then she finally stops kissing, and asks me why I'm not kissing back, when I already said she was pretty

>>556551773
>>556551804
Lol, sorry I saw an opportunity to give some suspense, and took it. XD
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Op rips her shirt n pulls down her tiny panties puts them in his mouth her nipps are hard she's confused op's throping cock is ready to burst he shoves his swollen tip inside of her she moans like she's squised by strong dry hands her pussy is to tight she yells stop i'm about to break his drooling slobber drips down n lands on her tiny eyes he shoves it deeper even his balls enter OH GOD !! Nooo she yells she squirts all over the place she's embarissed after a moment of staring each other in the eyes she begs him to never stop n fuck her all night !!!!
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>>556552172
>just went kinda stiff
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>>556551973
they all love me and everyone thinks i'm great.

you smell like a wet sheepdog
are insanely jelly of me
pick your nose and eat it
tell on your friends
masturbate til you cum then cry because you'll die a 'supreme gentleman'
when you're asleep your little brother plays join the dots with your zits
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>>556552172
> XD
Boner was kill
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>>556552153
If you're a ginormous Fagamus maximus
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>>556552172
DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM
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someone plz screen all this i gtg
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watch him build it up
then let us down again
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Getting intense
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>>556552172

I just reported you to the cyber police for paedophilia, OP. Have fun in jail, you huge faggot
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>>556552365
I am I'll post it tomorrow
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>>556552172
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>>556552365
same
srsly could someone pls do this?
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ITS FAPPENING
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>>556552172
>says I have something on my shirt
>leans in to, what I assume, flick it off
>not what she did
>slid a knife into my abdomen
mfw
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>>556552365
No worries mate. When you get back just make thread about it.
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>>556552128
I honestly think the best has been. I've only been following for 15 minutes or so, stumbled on last thread at the last minute.
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> http://4archive.org/b/thread/556549684

bbl, op kept me up for an hour :(
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>>556552441
please kill yourself
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>>556552265
Having to damage control this hard
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>>556552384

>inb4 spagitti
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>>556552384
Building it up, and letting it down a flight of stairs like the syndrome.
>OP 2014
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>>556552482
I'M SCREENING THIS I'LL POST IT TOMORROW
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>>556552490
kek'd
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>>556552441
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>>556552365
Why? there will be about another 4 to 8 posts, all of decreasing length, with an increasing time between, culminating in a shitty pun/spagetti/bel air/dinosaur. Trust me, you are not missing anything
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>>556552607
thx kind sir.
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>>556552172
>>says I have something on my shit as i'm on the toilet then starts licking it
>>leans in to, what I assume, flick it off. flicks it off and i cum in her eye
>>not what she did. she came in my ear instead
>>she leaned in, then really quickly moved up to manhatten and kissed me on the lips by first class post
>>I did not expect this, and just went kinda stiff and fucked my letterbox hard like the bitch she is
>>didn't stop her, but didn't kiss her back either.. kissed her front rather a lot.. especially the furry bit with the leaky hole in it.
>>she doesn't stop kissing me though. it's costing her a fortune in stamps
>>she gets up and sits on my lapplander.. i say "get off him you 17 stone behemoth, he'll suffocate"
>>then she finally stops kissing, and asks me why I'm not kissing back, when I already said she was pretty frontal so i'll stick with the bits i can reach


what a lovely story, don't you think?
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>>556552768
Nigger
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>>556552768
>17 stone
you do know, as i told you before, murcans cannot into the imperial system properly. Are you that retarded?
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>>556552768
nah 0/10 try harder. I'm the only one who thinks that this could be a good movie?
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OP pls deliver
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>>556552768
Better than the original. Fuck you and your suspense OP I'm outta here your story sucks now.
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ffs, hurry up, I need to go to my dealer.
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Fucking hell OP, continue goddamit!
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>>556552490
>says I have something on my shirt
>leans in to, what I assume, flick it off
>not what she did
>slid my rock hard penis into her escofagus
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>>556552172

>I tell her she is definitely pretty….
>don't get to finish my sentence
>she kisses me again
>I start to kiss back, but then gently push her off the kiss
>Nicole…
>she's tells me to shut up for once
>(where did that come from?)
>I've been thinking about what I could do to pay you back, in some way
>I haven't really known what to do though, since the house is always clean and you never need help
>I try to cut her off, she puts her hand over my mouth
>fuck it, I'll just hear her out
>I know you would never do anything bad to me, if you would you'd have done it already
>I know you're a man, and you have needs too
>can you let me return the favor?
>while she was saying that, I gotta admit I got a boner
>and everything she said made me feel good about myself, and made sense to me
>but….
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OP are you playing mind games with me!?
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How many more posts OP, i've been here 1 hour and 20 mins just hitting f5..
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OP probably getting off from by typing the story
that's why he's taking so long
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>>556553171
2012+2 not clicking auto refresh
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>>556553150
bel air
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>>556553150

>but...
>I had to tell her, I couldn't let her do it
>She had to know
>Nicole..
>I'm a huge faggot who loves to fap to traps while sticking dragon dildos up my anus
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>>556553171
The chans have a thread refresher function in the settings
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>>556553150
>"I got a boner"
OP confirmed for being who he said for why he does what he said he did
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>>556553171
welcome to 4chan
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>>556553150
OP I'M HARDER THAN MOUNT RUSHMORE HURRY THE FUCK UP
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>>556553229
>implying she isn;t sucking his dick as he writes
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>>556553353
kek
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>>556553150
>>556553150
op i love you and hate you.
also, fuck her.
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>>556553150
\inb4 it was a setup by the police and you get sent to jail for pedo
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>>556553150
> slowly starts stroking OP's cock
> cuts her abdomen open
> wraps her large intestine around OP's cock
> jerks him off with intestines
> dinosaur
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>>556553229
its been 1 and a 1/2 hours, Not thirty seconds
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>>556553401
wat
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>>556550094
second for that
more interested in the feels though
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>>556553150
What can I say? OP please send some pics.
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>>556550790
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>>556553150
>but...
>My mom got scared
>She said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
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>>556553401
Wat.
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>>556553564
Kek
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>>556553285
4028/2 still using 2014 jokes
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>>556553564
fucking this. At this point, I would be disappointed if the story were to end in any other way
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>>556553150
Im ready OP
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>>556553547
why is this the first time someone's asked this?
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14 yr old pussy ftw
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>>556553150

>I tell her I don't want to hurt her, and a girls first time always hurts
>she laughs again
>tells me her dad raped her before he left her on the road
>I did not know that….
>I pull her in for a hug
>tell her I'm so sorry, I didn't know
>she says this is exactly why she loves me
>wait what
>she realizes what she said, and gets flustered
>I have to mention this entire time, even though we are both clothed, she's been straddling me.
>the flustered face, and her saying she loved me made me hard again
>I don't know if that makes me a bad person or not
>at that moment, I didn't care
>this girl that has had it really rough just told me she loved me, after pretty much telling me why
>and honestly, I was turned on and wasn't thinking clearly anymore
>she was stuttering and some something that I wasn't really hearing
>I cut her off by kissing her
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Hurry the fuck up OP
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In the end OP is always a faggot
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>>556553150
>"shut up for once"
>he hardly talks
You lost me

Well, it was fun.
Gents. Traps. Later.
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>>556553914
even if you two did fuck it really isn't all that bad
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>>556553914
did she did the dinesor?
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>>556553914
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>>556553914
oh shit, he's actually starting to deliver
i hope...
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>>556553150
>covered my mouth while kissing me
>choose one
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>>556553914

Fuck her already
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>>556553914
>"I was turned on"
YET AGAIN OP confirmed for being as much like as he said before he did when they asked him for when he was said he did
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>>556553914
I would fucking wild it while meets it each other naked ffs
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>>556553914

>Nicole, I..
>Suddenly I ejaculate all over myself
>She is recording it all with a hidden cam
>Sends it to the sheriff
>Her dad bursts in with a raging hard boner
>Makes me take it in the anus while sucking the sheriff's dick
>feelsgoodman.jewpeg
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>>556553914
FUCK OP HURRY UP
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>>556554116
of course not, before this ends we need at least another 5 threads
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>>556554152
.. if you read that at all it's clear she stopped, covered his mouth, then stared talking
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>>556554236

I hope this is what happens please for the love of all the jews and niggers
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>>556554186
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>556554152
which movie? who is that? would like to see whole thing
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>>556554186
Shit dude
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>>556553150
>>I tell her she is definitely pretty….fat
>>don't get to finish my sentence, parole
>>she kisses me again, with the lips of her mooseknuckle
>>I start to kiss back, through all the back hair but then gently push her off the kiss member, gene simmons as she's melting his facelift
>>Nicole…is her pet name for her flaps
>>she's tells me to shut up for once because i can't speak english proper
>>(where did that come from?)..uranus
>>I've been thinking about what I could do to pay you back, as her back is a prostitute
in some way other than paypal
>>I haven't really known what to do though, as i'm a virgin back kisser since the house is always clean and you never need help when you have a rhoomba
>>I try to cut her tits off, she puts her hand over my mouth and i eat her fingers
>>fuck it, I'll just hear her outie; she has a noisy navel and i'm sure it's doing a bon jovi number

>>I know you would never do anything bad to me, if you would you'd have done it already by making me diet against my will
>>I know you're a man, because my biology book says so and you have needs too... currently, a tissue
>>can you let me return the favor?.. you may get a refund if you kept the receipt
>>while she was saying that, I gotta admit I got a boner kebab. that's urban slang for sucking off a turk
>>and everything she said made me feel good about myself, by kissing my reflection in the mirror and saying 'who da man' and made sense to me of the lyrics to 'i am the walrus'
>>but…. was in my face, imitating louis armstrong by farting 'it's a wonderful world' up my nostrils

and they lived herpily ever after
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>>556554262
started*
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OP C'MON PICTURE OF HER, I BEG YOU.
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>>556554236
Topkek
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>>556553914
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>>556554320
>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Wtf dude why are you talking in odd like you don't know the language that you use when you do what i said you did before?
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>>556554354
tiptopkek
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>>556554394
>>556554394
just 1 it's all i need ;-;
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>>556554553
being this much of a newfag
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>>556552607
Please send me a copy when you do, I'll add it to my archive.

(hotmail.com) fakebob001
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WE DEMAND A PIC OF NICOLE or at least a pic of some bitch that resembles her for 'ease of fap' kind OP, king of the pedos.
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>>556554553
>pasta
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>>556554619
Its all *we need.
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>OP ran out of material for his story.
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>>556554553
>Being that new.
How's the Summer? Hot enough for you?
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>>556554681
> not knowing how to use meme arrows
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>>556553914
>I cut her off by kissing her
>things get up and we move to the bedroom
>then there is a knock on the door
>ignore it and start undressing her
>the door opens but at that point I don't hear it
>(living in the middle of nowhere I usually keep the door open or unlocked)
>sheriff walks in
>"Great new anon! You've been nominated for a local hero awar..."
>he sees us fucking and arrests me
>when police take her in for questioning she reveals she isn't actually nicole but Bill Murray in a mask
>he says "no one will ever believe you"
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>>556554681
>implying you dont read what type i did when you said that i do for when i can go to what you said
Whose the newfaggotryman now huh?
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>>556554784
>> not knowing how to use meme arrows
>uses a space
bitch I'm from /v/ I'll greentext you to oblivion and you'll hate it because ES is shit
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Someone one screen capped the full story ?
I missed the part after he talks with the sheriff
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>>556554692
who uses hotmail? I'll just put this shit in dropbox

>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/96087554/Huntergirlstory.png

It will be here when it's done
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>>556554830
i fucking knew it....
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come on op you fucking faggot. It's 3am over here and I am the only person that matters
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>>556554916
>implying I'm not from /v/ as well
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>>556554152
no no.. i said golf CLAP.. not golf fl...oh never mind
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>>556554784
>>556554908
enjoy sucking each others cocks
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>>556554959
I really hope you know that's not op
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>>556554958
Thank you for the link.
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  ?
? ?
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>>556554186
So why's he looping then?
>mnfw I understand you
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>>556550491
ur gud
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>>556554924
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>>556554958
>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/96087554/Huntergirlstory.png

Thanks you blessed anon
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>>556554784
>meme arrows

what a story mark
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Hotmail hotmail hotmail hotmail hot mail mot hail
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>>556555138
>using default style
Tomorrow master race here.
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>>556555048
lol kid you don't even know what a cock is because you are the gay that make me laugh when kick you for being the person with the wiener in mouthhole
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>>556554916
>/v/
How does it feel, to be such a man-child?
Xoxo /lit/
Being a slightly pretentious pseudo-intellectual faggot feels nice, + theres a lot of cunts that act like that IRL. The times a long talk about Nabokov, has landed me pussy is more than you could count.
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>>556553914

>she kisses back, VERY passionately
>after a bit of kissing, I stop
>ask her if she's REALLY ok with this
>I want her to feel safe, and I don't want this to ruin that feeling she's had here for the majority of a year
>she says she wants it more than anything
>I pull her back in for another kiss, and stop giving a fuck about the morality of this

>>556554262
Thank you.

>she's wearing a button up shirt, which I start unbuttoning
>she unbuttons mine as well
>makes me harder, not sure why


I am sorry, but I won't share what she looks like. That will not possibly end well for me. Sorry again.

>once our shirts are off, I pick her up and lay her on her back
>decide I'm going to make sure she enjoys it (justifies what I'm about to do in my head)
>kiss her neck, and unhook her bra while I'm doing so
>kiss down her neck, then stop and actually take a good look at her boobs
>nice and round, small pink nipples
>I smile, and kiss her lips while gently playing with her tits
>she shoves her tongue in my mouth, distracts me from her tits
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>>556555235
I used to have it all set up but I got a new computer and now I'm too lazy to do it
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>>556555138
Thank you man !
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>>556555247
English much mother fucker? Goddamn Euro niggers over here trying to insult people
shouldn't you be burning down a city block because ya'll lost a soccer game?
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