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Ask an old fag who's taken a lethal dose anything
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lethal dose of what?
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>>556168810
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>>556168810
have you got any more of that vintage porn
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How many?
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>>556168874
epic fail
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oxy and wiskey
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lethal dose of cum?
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lethal dose of too much cute kittens.

This is now a Caturday Thread
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>>556168962
A fail? Yes.
But how is it epic?
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>>556168810
did you accidentally the whole dose?
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Die Faggot
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>>556169036
no text, no image

lil baby even managed to type sage
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no more vintage. I got this from the kind "boys" at 4chan
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>>556168810
post the set
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the term Lethal Dose means that the person who took the dose, died.
You have never taken a lethal dose of anything.
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from one oldfag to another op.

bang.
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Sounds like you all have taken a lethal dose of 4chan
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Don't get grammar Nazi on me. I'm (was) the best. Piss off summer fag
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>>556169267
>oldfag
what's an "oldfag?"
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>>556169405
>>556168569
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>>556168810

are you dead yet?
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Rip faggot
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>>556169440
your dad :)
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Not quite dead yet... thanks for asking, asshole. But on my way
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old fag is 57
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>>556168810
how to triforce
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Why? If you don't mind me asking.
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Post pic of the stuff where you killed your self with
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>>556169881
OP, wanna come to the zoo with me? I'm going to the zoo.
I hope you come to the zoo.
They have baby Snow Leopards at the zoo today. I'm going to see the babies. I hope you come with me, OP.
I'll miss you, OP.
Goodbye OP.
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>>556168810
if you're about to die, can I get a paypal donation since you're not gonna be needing any money. I sure do need a lot at this point and I clearly don't wanna die.
paypal: [email protected]
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Just getting too old and can't start a new life. It's too late. The woman in my life found a new a fag (2 weeks ago) and now I'm on the way out (women huh?)
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>>556169881
>>556169768
Vomit that shit out old boy.
One oldfag to another, too much fun to still happen.
Regardless of circumstances.
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>>556168847
Cancer like YLYL and rate my dick threads
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>>556170221
you're killing yourself over a female? fuckin faggot
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did you iv the drugs ?

do you feel good ?

why are you unhappy ?

post a selfie
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>>556170221

i think maybe you are like 16 years old or something

i mean you cant even explain what "lethal dose" you've taken
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>>556169204
False as an EMT i know some addicts we've brought back from flat line 3 or 4 times.

"Lethal Dose" only means enough to kill you so it's lethal, doesn't mean you did die
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>>556170221
I hope you die slow you worthless faggot. Post time stamped proof or gtfo with your inane horshit
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>>556170221
Fuck you.
If you're 57 and you're taking the bitch way out you deserve to die.

Congratulations, you're single. Now you can go fucking buy a hooker. Guess what else? You don't have to spend half of your fucking income on some bitch.

Guess what else? You can go travel.
Oh, shit. You can buy that new car?
Go take out a fucking loan, buy some shit, and THEN go kill yourself.

God, for someone who's that old you sure are a little bitch.
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paypal: [email protected]
Don't be a doofert: anybody can copy your address and spam you
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>>556170513
No, fuck you.
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>>556170513
I only use that for my paypal so it's OK. It's not like I expect any donations anyway. It's usually spam mail about how to find a job in the states. Thanks geniuses, I'm unemployed for 3 years now living off of pasta without sauce, oh and yeah, not in the US.
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>>556170703
>pasta without sauce
kek
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>>556168810

Probably fake pic with time stamp

if real have a fap before you die
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>>556168874
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>>556168810
>>556168978
>>556169162
>>556169405
>>556169768
>>556169881
>>556170221
>>556170513

What was the tipping point?
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What state so you live in? If you're in Maryland, I get to do your autopsy.
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tipping point... tough to say
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>>556171441
Are you nearly dead /b/ro?
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die faggot!
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(ID: RJBBqBM5) 07/12/14(Sat)06:08:23 No.556171407?
Oregon... sorry
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Anonymous (ID: cQd1rZnO) 07/12/14(Sat)06:10:36 No.556171596?
die faggot!
On my way
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>>556171743
Oh. Well, at least leave the police a note that it was suicide, and not accidental. Makes our jobs easier.
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>>556171441

Well .. how about .. what were you thinking before you decided to stock up on oxy and by whiskey? Received a text? Bill?
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>>556171876
>>556171743

>oldfag
>cant properly 4chan while on drugs
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It's getting too hard to type. C U you faggots on the "other side". Out here
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>>556172108

Rip dave 1957 - 2014
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>>556168810
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp before I give one fuck.
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>>556172108
Don't forget the note!

And cya.
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Fake, boring.
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>>556172108
RIP sweet prince
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No sharpy for my pooper. Thanks for being the last fags I chatted with before the "big sleep."
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>>556172809

Oregon, 57, male .. "oldfag" .. that should narrow the search down ..

Did you at least notify someone? Letter, text, call .. anything?
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Anonymous (ID: e9VEaR+6) 07/12/14(Sat)06:21:00 No.556172573?
Fake, boring.
Boring, yes!
Fake, no
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>>556170221
haha you're killing yourself over a woman? you stupid fuck you deserve to die. I though you oldfags had balls...
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>>556172809

Oregon, 57, male .. "oldfag" .. that should narrow the search down ..

Did you at least notify someone? Letter, text, call .. anything?

You fags! Isn't that enough?
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>>556173228
nigger just press on the comment numbers instead of copying them
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Anonymous (ID: mv6JAbZj) 07/12/14(Sat)06:26:06 No.556173008?
>>556170221
haha you're killing yourself over a woman? you stupid fuck you deserve to die. I though you oldfags had balls...
learn to spell "new fag"
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>>556173228

I was being sarcastic.

But ye, at least explain somehow to someone around, or the people who'll find you, it was deliberate. And not rot away for 5 years before they find you. So, a delayed email with address or sumthink?

Still no answer as to what was the experience that drove you over the edge bro. Oldfag represent. 47. Been through the lot.
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>>556173470

tits of the bitch or go die somewhere else
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>>556168810
Is Op ok :'(
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>>556174058
op is kill, hold me
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>>556173228


dood, tell someone.. otherwise that poor EMT friend of yours will have to clean up your rotting corpse
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Anonymous (ID: wHirm3DF) 07/12/14(Sat)06:38:51 No.556174058?
>>556168810 (OP)
Is Op ok :'(

Difficult to type at this point. Must lie down. G'niight all
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This of your mom. Your dad loved you so much.

Call 911 before you lie down.

We all love you.
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>>556174809
Please call 911 op its not worth killing yourself we all love you here
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>>556170440
this is poo poo talk. the post this shit refers to is good.
emt, you are a doo doo head. no mean feels, just poo to you.
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you would have been long gone by now fake faggot
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>>556174809
Good night OP say hi to the Rodge for us
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>:[

captcha: cyahead some
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>>556168810
Did you suck too much cock again, OP?

Fuck off.
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>>556170117
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annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd hes kill
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and now his watch has ended
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I was gonna fap but now... now I donno
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Hey, I was able to fap after all. But I jizzed all over my leg. This one's for you, oldfag
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>>556168810
l8er mate.
see you one day, but not today my friend, do us all a favor and wait for us.
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Did he died?
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>>556179653
if he was telling the truth then supposing he maxed his body out then he is likely currently experiencing internal bleeding and organ failure.

basically he is likely not dead yet, but he will be really fucked up, as in even if he gets to hospital he is likely fucked, plus mixing his drugs prob means his liver cannot be salvaged anyway.
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>>556168810
Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes

we should hang and get shit faced together.
i need someone to carry me home at closeing time
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>>556168810
Did you accidently the whole bottle?
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>>556168810
Why post shitty teen porn?
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>>556168810
rip in piece, Oregon.

:^ (
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I don't like this thread.
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>>556169768
please call for help
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>>556182427
Deal with it
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>>556168810
this thread is over man.
if no troll you cannot read this, but all the same bro, travel well, travel smooth, i hope you find your rest.

believe it or not i am a true Christan, i hope you get in, and i hope we have the chance to meet one day so i can be told your story and shake your hand.

later brother, goodbye.
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Rip op
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>>556168810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l95D7leeU3w
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