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I just lost a bet with a friend and now I have to suck his dick.
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I just lost a bet with a friend and now I have to suck his dick. Would apreciate tips.

Pic related, it's his dick.
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bite it
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>>556006976
id suck it, its small so it should be no problem.
send him my way if you're too afraid
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>>556006976
Remember to cup and fondle the balls.
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>>556006976
make him shave and wash it... you won't have much problems cuz it small
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Tell him to shave and stretch his foreskin
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>>556006976
What kind of friend lets another friend slave him into sucking his dick.
Nigga just pay the guy 100 sheckles
He can get his dick sucked by a real whore
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>>556006976
Pics with time stamp, or it didn't happen!!!
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>>556007482
A guy who just wants his dick sucked I guess
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Looks like you're about to get a pretty big tip.
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>>556007595
pics of what?
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>>556007814
Time stamp!!!!!
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>>556008089
timestamp on what?
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>>556008089
are you retarded?
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please guys give me tips, I don't want to do a bad job
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>>556008401
are you a guy?
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>>556008546
I am
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>>556008546
>are you a guy?

Women don't suck dick when they lose a bet
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>>556006976
>would appreciate tips.
You will be soon.
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Don't let your balls touch.
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>>556009287
wasn't planing on it but why would that matter?
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>>556009443
It's not gay unless the balls touch.
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>>556009493
I assumed that having a penis in your mouth would be pretty gay
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>>556009443
So why did you agree to suck his dick, OP? What was the bet?
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>>556009925
No balls, no homo.
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Faggot here

Learn to love it, OP. Feeling a twitching, heavy, powerful cock spread your lips wide and glide over your tongue is heavenly. Always swallow, it's insulting not to.
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Sorry OP. That is one ugly dick. This coming from a female.
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>>556006976

Did you meet your "friend" with a craiglist add ?
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>>556009972
If he finished any of the minecraft maps without failing once I'd suck his dick. I was bad at it and failed multiple times and it seemed pretty hard but he managed to do it on the 8th track even though he was failing horribly in the first 2 - which made me accept the bet.
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>>556010306
We have been friends for 4+ years now
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>>556010171
But I lost the bet, details like that are irrelevant now
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>>556010420
are you actually gay? Also, post pictures of your mouth.
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5/10 Gave it away.
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>>556010701
I am a full blown faggot but I haven't sucked dick yet. Will not post pics of my mout because that's a bit awkward.

>inb4 sucking a dick is awkward
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>>556011035
will you swallow?
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>>556010701
he said he liked traps so I have confirmation that he is a faggot too
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>>556011035
So then is your friend attractive? Show us a pic of him.
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>>556011035
Going to 4chan for tips on sucking dick isn't awkward, but pics are... Holy Jesus what have I been doing with my life.
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>>556011152
doubtful

>>556011181
he isn't bad, will not post pics of him since I don't think he'd like that. I can ask if he would mind if he comes back before the thread dies.
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>>556011384
4chan is full of gays so it's a good place to ask for tips
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>>556011569
no pics, no tips.
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>>556011690
here's a pic
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>>556011569

Here's a tip, OP: look into his eyes the entire time you're bobbing your head along his cock and slurping at it with your mouth. Don't blink even a little bit as you swallow.
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>>556011893
is that cool? seems a bit creepy
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>>556011851
not what I asked for.
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>>556011970

No, it's totally cool, he'll love it. Trust me.
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>>556011993
that's all I can give
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Think that dick could fit in my butt op?
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>>556012164
I will settle for asshole. quid pro quo.
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>>556012213
There's no butt tight enough
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>>556012463
really?
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>>556012383
you are a bit slow
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>>556011970
OP would you suck my dick?
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>>556012640
I prefer retarded. Lets call a spade a spade here.
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>>556012704
Shit the pic wouldn't load
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>>556012565
things got creepy really fast

>>556012704
Probably not
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>>556008798
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>>556013062

OP, why do you keep ignoring my advice? I'm the only one actually giving tips here.
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>>556013659
I didn't ignore your advice, what is there left to say?
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>>556014115

You gotta ENJOY it, man, that's what I'm saying.
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>>556014275
I thought my enjoyment was irrelevant in this situation
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>>556014502

No, it's utterly relevant. Getting a blowjob from someone who clearly hates it only really appeals to sadistic fucks (who really shouldn't be your friend in the first place), and it'll make the experience bad for you as well, no matter what you think of it otherwise.
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>>556014980
So a blowjob is better if the person giving head is enjoying it aswell?
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