>>555525072
empty the waterskin, fill with piss

Fuck yes! The legend continues.

Guess I know what I am doing all day.

>>555525072

Shove the scroll into your anus.

>>555525072
masturbate

Read scroll

read the scroll

>>555525419

>>555525419
>>555525459
This.

>>555525459
Seems logical enough.

>>555525346
this

>>555525419
les saymenc

>>555525072
Fuck the scroll, swimming through the river is faster than walking

>>555525419

>>555525072
Change class from White Knight to Chicken Chaser.

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>>555525346

>>555525419
Do this good man, do this.

>>555525419
>>555525459

Undoing the meticulously tied bow, the scroll unfurls.

It reads:
"Please, my daughter is still missing! She was taken by the dragon and the last fellow I sent has not returned!

I am offering a large reward for her safe return!"

That's all it says. You aren't entirely sure where you are or where the cave is.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555525072
Undress, then proceed to helicopter-dick into river, using the force of my wang to carry me up stream.

>>555525935

>>555525927
Sit there until another hero comes by, converse about dick-hero OP

>>555525935

>>555525927
Proceed to gather information about said dragon.

>>555525935
You take off your pants, shirt, and shoes and jump into the river.

The cool water is coursing with force, and nearly knocks you off your feet.

You lower your waist into the water, and begin gyrating to propel yourself with your phallus.

Your phallus unimpressively smacks agaisnt the surface of the river.

You also forgot to take off your socks.

You feel ashamed.

You are standing naked in the river with your socks wet.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555526478
Float downstream in the hope of finding the cave and dry socks

>>555526478
this

How can we kill a dragon if we can't air boat spin? try again, harder

>>555526478
masturbate in sock, might as well make use of it

>>555526730
i ment this>>555526665

>>555526478
Get out of the river and search for materials for a raft.

>>555526478
Standing disappoint, I dig inside my large pouch for any sort of map of the land. Still naked though. I must defeat this dragon in my birthday armor.

Yell "fuck it, imma save a bitch" walk my nekkid ass to the cave

cut yourself

>>555526478
ask the fire bender standing next to you if he can dry your socks

am hero with my weapon

>>555526740
this

>>555526740
This

>>555526740

You should really limit the choices available by 3-5. Else, the faggots from 4chin will want to make everything about the Hero's dick.

>>555526740

>>555527517
You... you DO know which website you're on, right?

>>555527517
This

Hard to enjoy a chose your own adventure..thing with all the autism.

>>555527517
>>555527798
You don't want it to be about dicks? Faggots.

>>555527730
Hero begins to scream this at the Gods!

Last thread was epic, even with dicks.

>>555526740
You sadly slip your sock off of your right foot and slide it over your phallus

You begin simulating sexual intercourse with the sock.

It feels like dry humping a sock plus water.

As you manage to climax, the rocks underfoot shift, knocking you off-balance leaving you at the mercy of the river's current.

Your clothes, sword, and pouch disappear from sight on land as you are carried away with only one sock and a soiled sock.

You are trying to fight the current as the sound of crashing water draws near.

A waterfall is a short distance away. The fall hieght is impossible to determine from this distance

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555525072
good guy OP

>>555528061
swim down the waterfall and use the sock as a parachute

>>555527730
Yeah, 8chon. Still, as the guy above me stated, it's hard to enjoy a choose your own adventure due to all the rewards posting.

>>555528061
Fuck the waterfall.

>>555528061
Maybe if I breath enough water I can obtain gills

>>555528247
this

>>555528061
fall down the waterfall grab onto a vine or something

>>555528061
Eat cumsock for a boost of protein so the hero can escape

>>555528061
ask the old gods for help

using the power of your on-board motor located inside of your anus, travel upstream to the nearest village to restock on supplies since you just lost everything.

Cast a dumb shit spell. Unknown effects

>>555528247
this

Throw yourself off the waterfall, screaming at the top of your lungs, so as to establish dominance and fear over anything that might be in the surrounding area.

>>555528247
this

>>555528061
>>555528360
swinging into a hidden Waterfall cave

>>555528468

Swim to shore, re-evaluate life choices

Lol captcha: nigger phobia

>>555528061
Try grasping for dear life for the nearest tree branch or large sharp jagged rock that may eviscerate me.

>>555528247
this

>>555528061
Put the sock over your body and jump. since socks absorb water, it will absorb all the water and you will land safely.

>>555528247
this, did we get gills?

>>555528247
You dunk your own head underneath the water.

You inhale under the surface, and tepid water fills your lungs.

Now that wasn't very smart, was it, hero?

You cough and weeze uncontrollably as you are thrown over the edge of the waterfall, which was only a few feet high.

You are flung upon the rocky shore, still coughing up blood and water.

You lost the sock you fapped with. He will be missed.

Your left sock is still on.

A small voice asks "Are you ok mister?"

Looking up and wiping the water from your eyes, you see a small faerie floating just above your head.

Beyond the faerie is a oddly colored forest.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555528247
I appreciate the fact this suggestion is not about dick but something seems samefaggy about its replies.

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this is the cave we find

Kill fairy go to forest

>>555529270
ask fairy for help

>>555529270
Catch faerie, stick her inside sock as hostage/emergency rations.

>>555529270
masturbate in left sock, it\s part of the plan

I am become the wizard of oz

>>555529270
Ask the fairy for help, I need another sock and some clothes.

Ask what the faerie's name is.... then try to fuck it.

>>555529270
Have sex with the fairy

>>555529307
You accusing me of shit?

>>555529270
Fuck it in the bellybutton

>>555529468
This

>>555529270
Try to seduce her, using your charisma, and the fact that she can see your gigantic erection

>>555529270
This is clearly a hallucination due to a concussion, try to wake up.

>>555529270
trap Fairy in other sock. Go into Forrest at maximum speed

>>555529463

>>555529270
catch the fairy with left socks

>>555529270
make fairy your slave

>>555529592

>>555529463
Second

>>555529270
Ask fairy for tits.

>>555529527
Actually, that one.

>>555529468
Pls

>>555529445

>>555529463
T'is

Ask fairies name, stick in ass for further questioning

>>555529463
Without breaking eye contact, you swipe your sock off of your foot, and in one fluid motion, guide it upon the faerie, who was caught off guard.

Scrambling to your feet, you look upon the strange forest, which seems eerie. Kinda like someone took a forest, removed all the trees, and then replaced it with an nearly identical forest. Yeah it doesn't really make sense but the strange feeling you get from looking at the foliage is very clear.

You hear footsteps on the other side of the treeline.


The faerie is buzzing around in your damp sock, whatever she's saying is muffled.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555530256
masturbate in left sock with fairy in it, it\s part of the plan.

attempt to chop down the trees with your dick

>>555530256
cum in sock on fairy

>>555530256
Eat the fairy and absorb her strength. Become a super fairy hero and investigate the treeline with new-found powers

Cast lumbridge home teleport, beg for gp>>555530256

>>555530363
this

>>555530363

>>555530363
this

>>555530256
Shake your erection threateningly at whatever is beyond the treeline, establishing your alpha male status.

... It works for monkeys.

>>555530363
yup

>>555530256
Prepare your cock for battle, by wearing his fairyskin armor!

>>555530256
tuck balls between legs and run to nearest cover out of sight

>>555529537
Not so much an accusation as a vague suspicion. It's just that all the replies you got were the same text, and that I couldn't entirely get behind your reasoning.

>>555530256
Begin swinging fairy sock around while in crab position yelling "WOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL!"

Make your way back to the gear you left behind

Ask fairy whats going on, then close her back in sock.
Stick in ass for safe keeping

>>555530256
yell "here ye, here ye, i am goriglio, the nakedest knight" at the footsteps

laugh to yourself confidently at off intervals until the intruder reveals itself

>>555530595
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>555530363
You ignore the footsteps and smile evilly at your sock.

You open the end of your sock for a brief moment and hear the faerie interject "Wha--" before filling the hole with your phallus.

Small muffled screams are suppressed by the cotton of your sock, bringing you to climax yet again. Small whimpers come from within the sock.

You feel your obsession with socks has developed to an uncomfortable level.

The footsteps end when two warriors, one female and one male, emerge from the tree line.

"We heard screaming, are you ok?" The male asks. He looks you up and down and reaches into his pouch, retrieving a few cottony dressings for you to wear

"Here, you should take these and come with us, we'll take care of you."

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555531026
2edgy5me

>>555531204
Shit in the sock.

>>555531204
360 and walk away

>>555531204
No one must know about the fairy. I must cum in the sock again to down the fairy.

>>555531204
Fuck them both, shoving our dick through one and into the other.

>>555531204
befriend the fairy and tell her you were possessed by an evil spirit

>>555531204
ask for a fedora.

>>555531204
Stare eerily at both warriors until they squirm, then take the clothes and fashion them into a toga. Keep the sock on your dick.

>>555531378
this

>>555531204
Top kek.
OP how are you so great at making stories? You should be a writer. This shit is gold.

>>555531204
It's a trap, follow them cautiously while you fill the sock with your cum

>>555531521
this

Follow them like a normal fucking person

>>555531204
In exchange for his offerings present him with the cum ridden fairy sock.

>>555531521
Those damned witch hexes, ey?

>>555531681

>>555531378
kek this

>>555531521
Second this, we need to conquer it's village.

Remove cum fairy from sock and stick to a tree. Point and laugh at it

>>555531204
go with them but don't tell them about the fairy.
try and befriend the fairy without them noticing

>>555531521
this

>>555530256
Fling your cum covered sock with the fairy inside at the warriors and run, you aint a part of their system

>>555531204
yell rape and slap him. Ask female to help you overhtrow this blatant abuse by the patriatchy

>>555531521
This

>>555531521

You decide the situation could get real ugly if the faerie squeals on you.

You open the sock and look down on the cum soaked faerie.
"Those damn witch spells, huh?"

You laugh awkwardly as the faerie screams and escapes from your sock, shedding your cum mid-flight
You say
"I was possessed"
Except you accidentally yelled it at full volume.

The faerie shrieks and flees to the two warriors
"Please respond"

The warriors immediately realize you are responsible for defiling the faerie and draw their weapons, advancing slowly

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555532480
cut of your dick and choke yourself to death with it

>>555532480
hadouken them to death

start running eating all of the berries, mushrooms, etc. on the way, throwing up periodically into the sock and cock

>>555532663
This

>>555530439
>>555530439

>>555532480
see nearby cave and run into it

>>555532480
scream, gurgedly, and run into the river backwards

>>555532480
Very calmly slap the male in the face with your sock. You challenge him to a duel. The weapon of choice: Erections.

>>555532663
hadouken!

>>555532480
"What you fucken listen to fairies now" shake head and try to walk away

>>555532480
start charing up for the kamehameha masturbation attack

>>555532843
this

>>555532480
go on your knees and pull your pants down, waiting eagerly for the warriors to approach.

>>555532480
Throw pocket sand at them (From th river bed)

>>555532798
Prepare thy cock for battle!

>>555532480
Jerk off into the sock

>>555532890

>>555532843
This

>>555532843

someone screenshot and post when done

>>555533305
its already on 4archive

>>555532663

"HADOUKEN" you cry as you pump your hands vigorously in front of you

You lose grip of your sock as it flies through the air, planting itself upon the male warrior's face with a *squelch* sound

Your sock unloads it's contents as your cum dribbles off of his lip.

He screams and flails, slaying his female partner.

In his screaming, he breathes in a drop of your cum and begins choking on all fours on the ground.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555533647
buttsex

>>555533647
Fuck woman while they are both distracted.

loot

>>555533647
Fuck his left nostril while hes down.
When finished, cock slap him and take his stuff.

>>555533647
save males life
befriend male and fairy
loot female corpse

>>555533647
walk up to the dude choking, say
"psshh.. Nothing personell.. Kid.'

>>555533647
Mount face

>>555533647
Get the sock back and jerk off into it.

>>555533647
Took my cum, gotta get married now

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>>555533647
Let's teach him a face fucking lesson

>>555533902
this

>>555533647
Now is your chance to run.

>>555533647
Yell at him to do pushups.

>>555533819
this

>>555533647
make out with him to retrieve your precious essence

Can someone post the screencap from the last thread?

Suck cum out of mouth choke on it and die

>>555533647
Capture, make sacrifice to the Dark One

>>555533647
Steal their everything and prepare to find and rape the girl/dragon

>>555534025
seconded

>>555534142
This

>>555534210
This

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>>555534101
archive http://4archive.org/b/thread/555500265
<- screencap

>>555533647
Retrieve sock and fAiry

>>555533902
second

Shove your penis down his throat and whisper "it's all ogre now" while doing tyrannosaurs noises

>>555534368
i also archived the other one, should be an hour old or something

Sat nothing personal, grab cum fairie, head to cave

>>555533902

You walk up to the man on the ground, smiling smugly. You crush his nine inch nails (the body part) under your bare feet. He rears up in pain as you caress the coldsteel of his helmet.

"Psssh...nothing /personnel/....kidd"

He passes out, falling unceremoniously to the ground.

You retrieve your trusty cumsock from his head.

They have quite a good deal of armor, weapons, and supplies with them.

You see a trail through the shrubbery where they came from.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555535178
Steal their everything and prepare to find and rape the girl/dragon

>>555535178
moonwalk yourself over there

>>555535178
shit on their loot, leave it there, birthday armor is the best

Tell him your sorry he triggered memory of hearing conflicting opinions and freaked out begin to cry and shove clothes into ass

>>555535178
Leave the weapons, arm self with trusty cumsock, and advance into the woods.

>>555535178
Make it look like they were fucking as they died.

>>555535178
refill the trusty cumsock and walk the trail ahead.

>>555535178
Recapture cumfairy, tie a tiny leash around her neck with sock thread, make her lead you to her village to become its overlord.

>>555535538
this

>>555535178
forget the equipment it'll slow me down, all I need is my sock and my dick.

>>555535538
This

>>555535178
acquire the weapons and goods, and proceed to track down your sex fairy.

>>555535538
this

Helicopter sDick into the river

Walk the dinosaur to the trail while swinging the cum sock around to hit everything with your DNA while shouting "if you don't do the jiggle you get the dribble"

>>555535178
eat as much of the surrounding flora as you can, at random

call for the fairy in a deranged manner until she shows herself

>>555535178
undress the body of the girl and cut off her skin, and wear the skin as armor.

>>555535178
Shit on your hand and smear it across the armor to mark your territory , after with the same shit covered hand grab and shove the fairy up your anus for safe keeping

>>555535358
This plus recapture fairy. She's now your love slave. Eventually she will fall for you and become broken.

>>555535538
We already did the whole becoming king thing though.

>>555536148
Let's go with this one

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>>555535538
this
also
>nine inch nails (the body part)
>the coldsteel
kek

>>555535538

You decide that your sock and birthday armor have not failed you thus far, and so you decide to leave the fallen with their goods.

You make a lasso out of crusty thread from your sock and begin chasing the faerie who is screaming bloody murder as you chase, cum dripping out of your handy sock onto the ground


She flees through the forest and you follow. As soon as you believe you've lost sight of her, you see her disappear into a dark cave. You hear a female crying echo through the cave.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555536148
This

>>555536507
Turn back around, you dont want to deal with more bitches and their crying

>>555536507
Keep chasing fairy. She has shamed you and must pay the price. By being your tiny tiny tiny love slave.
And possible emergency rations.

>>555536507
Charge in, penis erect.

>>555536507
dumb bitch it trapped now. go in after her

Slither into the cave like a snake and respond with "Silly Salamanders" every time she screams for help

>>555536507
catch fairy
use cum sock on dragon
save girl
force them both to fuck you

>>555536507
prepare for a wicked fiveway with the fairy, the dragon the girl and your sock

Bend over ass toward the cave, spread cheeks, shit with the force of a thousand sun's into the cave until your cum fairy gives into capture.

>>555536507
run into the cave swinging cum sock like a mace

>>555536983
I second this

>>555536757
Don't exactly agree with the reason but do this anyway.

>>555536507
ejaculate your penis while searching for the voice and release your load as soon as you see her.

>>555536929
this

>>555536507
Cum in the sock for extra stickiness, and throw it at the fairy to trap it.

>>555536817

>>555536983
thees

>>555536929
This

>>555536817
This

>>555536507
Shit on your hand and rub the shit all over your nipples making sure not to dirty the sacred sock of cumdrippings to guard you from what ever darkness is in the cave

>>555536817
>>555536901
just get the fucking fairy

why can't Skyrim be like this...

>>555537608
With fap socks?

great, op, now this adventure will be about only the fairy until... well.......

>>555537768
Until we spaghetti out of orbit

>>555537608

mods my friend, they are your friend

story ending:get friendzoned by fairie

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>>555537760
Shyyaa

>>555536983

You run into the cave, breaking brittle bones underfoot as you swing your cum sock blindly.

The crying draws closer.
You feel your privilege swell with anticipation

You stumble upon two bloodthristy life-enders. Only one was the girl and one was the dragon.

The faerie is hiding behind the dragon.

The dragon's crimson scales shine glossily in the light of a crude campfire made of its most recent victim.

It raises it's massive head and stares at you.
He chuckles to himself as he rises, until he notices your sock. He frowns and takes a few steps back in fear, before smiling slyly, confidently, and advancing

"So, you've come. The legendary hero to-be."

His footsteps shake the earth.
The blue flames from his mouth lick your skin as he speaks.

"I'm afraid you're going to need more than a sock with cum in it to defeat me. I've been waiting, preparing, for you."

He laughs and closes his eyes

"Now, hero, you will become the ash of legend."

He is most definitely preparing to exhale the flames that will end your life.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from 2 different IDs decides.

>>555538417
FUCK THAT DRAGON

>>555538417
kill mysself

>>555538417
make the sword and the cum sock fuse
making a true legendary weapon

>>555538417
appeal to the president of zimbabwe that oppressing whites will not make up for 200 years of enslavement, dig up rosa parks and build a house in the hot sun of africa

>>555538417
FACIAL CUMSHOT ON DRAGON

>>555538417
eat the cumsock and take advantage of your birthright

>>555538417
tell the dragon to go fuck himself

>>555538595
this

>>555538417
throw the cumsock in his eye and run away while he's distracted

>>555538417
Throw sock into flame tube in its mouth, cause explosion

>>555538417
shit in sock to reinforce weaopn and start beating his shit in

>>555538536
This