Go into the forest.

>>555500265
read the scroll

circumsize myself with the sword and praise juden god

>>555500421
this

>>555500265
Also reading op. Hit us

>>555500486
>>555500421
Taking the scroll out and undoing the bow, it folds open without complaint.

It reads:
"Please save my daughter, hero! The dragon has taken her prisoner inside of the cave!

I will reward you handsomely if you save her"

It seems you came out here to go into the cave and fight a dragon.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555500886
Go into the forest.

>>555500886
Crumple scroll up, co to tavern to get drunk

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>>555500886
Any help available? I am hero, not a suicidal fag.

>>555501001
forest, we need to levelgrind

>>555501001
Dont wanna catch no cooties

>>555501229
Deciding that the dragon is probably 2stronk4u, you decide it's best to instead to explore the forest.

Traveling instead by the dirt road that leads deep into the forest, you find yourself lost as the trail disappears.

As you begin to get your bearings in this dark, heavily wooded forest, a man jumps out from behind a nearby tree, brandishing a dagger.

He demands you give him everything you have with you.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555501229
This. Start by killing slimes.

>>555501770
scroll over the target
select attack
and...
RIGHT CLICK!

>>555501770
Kill that faggot

>>555501770
Fuck him up. Attack.

Pull down your pants and spread your ass cheeks pretending to fall.

>>555502109

>>555502021
dis

>>555502109

>>555502235
>>555502109

Excellent idea, hero!

Instead of taking the obvious choice of sinking your sword into his chest, you decide to catch him unawares as you pull down your pants, lay your cheek in the grass, and point your spread posterior towards your opponent.

The man is taken aback and is standing in shock, unsure what to do in response to such an absurd gesture. He cringes, hesitates, and stumbles backwards, sending the dagger flying into the nearby foliage.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555502835
recover and attack vs flatfooted AC

>>555502835
Projectile diarrhea.

>>555502947
This

Delete System 32.

Or take his dagger and sell it for gold.

>>555502947
You right yourself, flailing your arms around as you approach the flatfooted opponent, not bothering to pull your pants back up.

You waddle awkwardly, phallus exposed and gyrating, toward your cowering foe.

You unseam him across his chest, and he is bleeding profusely on the ground.

He will die very soon.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555503542
LOOT CORPSE

>>555503648
dis

Help him up and tend to his wounds. He could be a useful ally in the future.

>>555503217

Loot body, find dagger

WAIT WAIT. Loot him, and prepare his body for eating and sell the meat

>>555503648
The man cries for help as you nonchalantly rifle through his clothing.

You find a few gold pieces, some sort of bread, and his dagger was found a few steps from where he once stood.

You see another dirt trail in front of you. Left leads to a light clearing between the trees, presumably a large field lay beyond your field of vision. Right leads into an even darker section of the woods, with notabley large spiderwebs encasing the trees.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555504281
woods

Head towards the webs

Kill the man and sell him as food.

>>555504508
dis

>>555504465
this, spidrs have inexplicably good loot most of the time

>>555504281
fuck the man with the dagger, go to the woods, throw away pants

>>555504508

Tend to the would be thieves wounds and offer him to come with you, while heading right.

>>555504565

Bitch we need better armor.

>>555504281
tell him to join us.. and if he doesn't tell him.. it join us or it gets the hose again.

>>555504508
You return back to the man, who is breathing softly and lay mostly motionless.

You slice at his neck, sinking your sword halfway through before it is stopped by his spine. He gags and expires. You store the man crudely into your pouch, his limbs protruding from the opening. It is uncomfortable to walk.

There are no merchants in the middle of dark woods, so you feel your efforts may have been in vain. You return to the path that leads left to the plain or right into the webbed trees.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555505120
Put pants back on and move to the webbed woods

Woods. Use some of the man as spider bait.

>>555505120
to the plains.

>>555505257

>>555505120
cut the man in little pieces. Keep easily transportable stuff like eyes, fingers etc. Fap for good measure

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>>555505120
Go left! Find Merchant! Buy Fuel! Magic!

Go back and sell the man to the qt's father.

>>555505271
this

>>555505271
this

>you store the man crudely into your pouch, his limbs protruding from the opening

lol

We can make a bow and arrow out of the mans ribs and tendons

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I'm going to laugh so hard when we use the thief's limbs to distract the spiders while we make an escape.

>>555505739
Or use his femur as a crude weapon. More imagination guys

>>555505257
You pull your trousers back up.
Walking with a man in your pouch is still uncomfortable. The pouch is dripping blood.

The bread probably isn't any good anymore...

You step onto the dirt path and proceed down the darker trail into the webbed woods.

You feel you shouldn't be here.

Your suspicions are confirmed when a very large half-woman half-spider emerges from the canopy

The drider lands before you, pointing a spear at you. It says "PREY FOR THE SPIDER QUEEN"

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

the hero must have spidey sex

Fuck her

>>555506040
Throw man at it. run

>>555506138
this

>>555506145

>>555506084

>>555506138
yep

>>555506084
Yes

>>555506221
>>555506247
>>555506272
FOOLS! you've doomed us all!

>>555506084
we are going to die arent we?

captcha: apageB story

Do a barrel roll.

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>>555506084
Spidey sex you say?

>>555506390
>>555506402
Worth it tho
Spidey pussy is priority

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>>555506746

>>555506746
OP WHERE R U

>>555506138
You return your pants to the ground, and approach the drider lustingly

The she-spider is shocked, and throws its javelin, missing you entirely out of fear.

She turns to run as you throw a javelin of your very own at her.

You land on her thinly haired abdomen, forcing her legs to give out under your weight.

In a frenzy of flailing limbs, you force her onto her back, and search for a hole you deem fit. You pick one at random near the human half of her and penetrate.

She cries out as you feel your phallus penetrate through several aperatures reminiscent of cervixes. She stops resisting and is blushing heavily.

After a few minutes, you finish simultaneously. She falls asleep on her back, breathing heavily.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555507182
He probably left due to the stupidity of choosing to fuck a spider lady..

>>555507218
Move on to the next hole

>>555507218
disarm, wait for awakening, charisma check to sway to our side

>>555507218
summon a cute 9yo girl

>>555507381
this

>>555507381

Yandere qt?

Ask her to join us.

>>555507218
make her your bitch so you have control of all the spiders

>>555507381
This

>>555507218
>javelin of your own
Kek'd

>>555500265

Scroll into pooper now

>>555507381
Once AGAIN dropping your pants, you search for a second hole for sexual means.

You fail to find any holes suitable for intercourse besides her mouth, so you decide to go for that instead.

Hunching over her as she breathes softly, you muffle her breaths as you forcibly insert your phallus into the fleshy encasing of her lips. You feel a sharp pain in your phallus.

pulling out, you see a puncture wound oozing a green substance on your shaft. You have probably been poisoned.

You hear rustling nearby.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555508064
Suck the poison out of your dick

>>555508064
fuck the rustling

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>>555508064
>>555508158

>>555508064
Cum in her mouth

>>555508064
Force the dead man to have sex with her as you masturbate through your poison wound, then attempt auto-fellatio to suck out the poison.

>>555508064
Good going faggots.

She could have joined us.

Give her the man, and ask her where We can be healed. Ask her to join also.

>>555508158
Thsi

>>555508064
save yourself and sacrifice the spider girl

>>555508064
Drag the spider girl with you into the brush so you can interrogate her for an antidote.

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bump from page 8

Save the spiderqt and make her think she is a man.

>>555508158
You lay with your back on the ground, and roll your hips up over your face, your knees and ankles hitting the ground behind your head.

Your phallus glistens with various she-spider fluids and the green fluid as you guide it into your mouth and begin sucking.

You feel yourself begin to enjoy it as the rustling ends with a horde of driders emerging from the canopies on their spinerettes.

They see you servicing yourself and their fellow drider unconscious on the ground.

You make eye contact, sliding your phallus out of your lips with a small *smack* as the crown pops out from your sucking.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555508158
Suc real hard t

>>555509110
Rape the nearest spider

>>555509110
present self for use, it's our only hope of survival

>>555509110
Become king of the spider people

>>555509110
Laugh at all these females and say "tits or gtfo faggots"

>>555509303

Cut dick off with dagger to prevent it from traveling further

>>555509110
orgy

>>555509303
this

>>555509110
Shit everywhere

>>555509110
Return to sucking.
It will impress the ladies

Bump
>>555509394
It as in poins

>>555509394
lol

>>555509572
Poison

moot, moot, we summon you
You are a very nice Jew
Higher than me, higher than him
You stand highest in this hymn
Summon Satan, summon demons?
Why don't we summon little seamen?
You are greater than these listed
You are great, they are twisted.

moot, moot, we summon you
For OP and non-faggots too
We want your face to grace /b/
With a shoe on your head we must see
Come to us, moot our lord
Appear to us upon this board

moot, moot, we summon you
It must be moot, we can't make due
Within this site you are a god
If you appear, we shall be awed
Abandon us not, our great king
Come to us, this song we sing

moot, moot, we summon you
And we mean it this time too
With your presence grace this thread
Show us we weren't falsely led.
Our savior moot, lord of /b/
Brought the light that we all see
Paved the path that we all walk
My lord, let us hear you talk

>>555509303
You smirk smugly as you right yourself onto your feet.

"Behold. My heroic weapon."
You flop your phallus in their direction, making light smacking noises as it hits against your hips.

"With my weapon I slay the pussy."
You point to their fallen comrade.

"Surely, without a doubt this is the trait of a king." You say assuredly

"I will crash my dick with no survivors into any who stand in my way of rightful kingship of your tribe."

The driders stare at you, back at their fallen drider, and then at each other.

They shrug and gesture for you to follow them as they retreat through the dense foliage between the trees.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555509110

Swallow green fluid

>>555510302
Cast "Enlarge Penis" on penis.

>>555510302
Follow them

>>555510510

>>555510302
follow while fucking them one by one

>>555510302
Take a shit then foolo

It's clearly a trap.

Join them.

>>555510510

>>555510491

this

>>555510302
Leave your clothes and try to grope some drider titty on the way back

>>555510302
oh shit i can't believe that worked

>>555510670
this

>>555510636
cast enlarge penis on them

>>555510636

>>555510302
OP, you are magical. I'm sorry the winner replies you're getting are such utter shite. I don't have anything to contribute either.

Back to lurking

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>>555510989

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bumping with yuri

>>555510510
You follow the driders through the sticky shrubbery until you reach a small clearing. A throne of webs stands in the middle of a small colony of driders. Small nests lay here and there. Upon the throne sits the most human drider you have seen thus far. The driders kneel before the one upon the throne as one approaches and whispers into her ear.

Her gaze falls upon you

"So, you have finally come. The one bearing the heroic weapon of legend. This is surely suiting to become the spider king. However, I must be sure that you are fit to rule, and while you have displayed your power over the females, I unfortunately must remind you that there are males present. You must defeat Widower before you may claim your place as my King."

The driders nearby gasp and glace at each other as a monolithic spider with a dripping maw emerges from a web casing nearby. It approaches you violently.

This must be The Widower.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555511585
attempt to display the power of our weapon, we must use the Nagasaki, and fart on that spider's balls!

>>555511585
Use man in pouch to distract it and attack with sword

>>555511585
Force self to cum on the widower without masturbation not physical contact.

>>555511585
Get nervous and beg for your life

>>555511585
cut its maws and then fuck it

Kill it with your penis

>>555511585
Flee from battle.

>>555511585
Play this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNxkeNYsm3w

>>555511585
Fuck The Widower in the ass

>>555511898
this

>>555511585
Stab it in eye with penis

>>555511793
this

SHit uncontrollably

>>555512064
DONT DO IT OP

>>555512176
We're sexual predators, not warriors

>>555511793
This

>>555511898
No!

>>555512176
i vote against the flee option

pls op

>>555512308
Hes right. We have'nt won a single battle without our penis

>>555512308
op popular vote for flee

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yuribumb

>>555512462

Seriously we are nothing with out our "mighty weapon"

>>555512575
Rape the king in the butt till he dies

>>555512575
^
Know when to flee

>>555511898
You do your best do run, but blood begins spilling out of your pouch

the blood is everywhere now

robber's blood

the robbers limbs are flying everywhere uncontrollably

You fall down onto the sticky floor. Blood is still pouring everywhere

"M-m'spider--"

The Widower lifts you by its fangs, flings you into the air, and swallows you whole.

You are fully intact inside The Widower's stomach. It is dark, but you are unlikely to be eaten by a grue.

It smells awful.
What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555510989
I think the shitty commands are probably due to the rush of wanting to be the first to get a reply. I'd personally increase the amount of replies needed to do execute a command to 2 or 3 in order to increase the drive to think of higher quality commands.

>>555512910
cut our way out

>>555512910
Fap

Fuck it from the inside

>>555512910
Cut our way out using the stolen dagger

>>555512910
Tickle from inside, then cut your way out.

>>555512992
this

>>555513039
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNxkeNYsm3w

>>555512992

>>555513027
this

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yuribump

>>555512992

Dual wielding your shortsword and dagger, you piece the stomach of The Widower. You pop the stomack, sending you and its contents pouring out onto the inside of The Widower's thick carapace.

The Widower is rampaging. You can feel yourself being thrown around against its thick exoskeleton. Your metal cannot piece the chitinous carapace.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

>>555512992
>not looking for treasure in this niggers stomach
>being this retarded

This bitch has probably swallowed a tonne of shit, we are bound to find some cool shit

find the rectal opening and birth ourselves

>>555513718
Reflect on your life, your memories and eventually develop free will.

>>555513819

>>555512910
OP, see:
>>555512951

I second this. Btw, OP, I think your mind is brilliant and witty.

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>>555512910
cut your way out
and then use the spiders that will surely follow you because you are the spider king to take down the dragon

>>555513718
Climb up throat using dagger and sword, then stab it in the head

>>555514032
sure

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commencing yuribumps

>>555513929
what a fucking square that was lame

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praise be to yuri

>>555513819
You dig around in the large spider's interior.

You find a few small metal pieces, probably currency. You pocket them.

You cannot bring yourself to dig around in the slush of its stomach any longer.

You are still being thrown along the inside of the spider.

What do you do?

I have changed the rules due to popular demand.
The first post to receive 2 replies from a different ID decides.

>>555514407
uncoontrollably shit, leads to infection, spiders is kill

>>555513718
Please increase the amount of replies needed to atleast 2.

>>555514407
Fuck it from the inside. We'll win this with our dicks again

>>555514407
Cast Enlarge Person on self.

>>555514407
find rectal opening, birth self.
if spidrs are hostile, attempt our escape, we need to go to that field and kill bison for a few hours
if spidrs are in awe, declare self spidrman

find an opening and fuck it with the sword

>>555514407
Stab it in the throat

>>555514407
Exit this beast threw some form of anus

>>555514407
climb its throat with the sword and dagger, and destroy him with a sword to the brain

>>555514586
this

>>555514556
Already did. Read the last line.

>>555514407
Using the power of Radical Freedom, kill the spider.

Masturbate

>>555514586
srsly this

>>555514770
this

Try to find the Spiders heart. In case you cant, break some of his bones, (I assume he is a huge ass spider). Pocket dem bones

>>555514586
This

>>555514664

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yuri, because yuri

>>555514556
Im sorry OP

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too much dick in this thread, needs more yuri.

op i would like to know
is the spider queen worth fighting the monstrosity for?
is she hot?

>>555514586

You ready your heroic weapon of legend and prepare to initiate glorious battle upon this spider's insides.

You grasp the membranous lining of The Widower's carapace, think back to your sexual encounter from earlier and erect your weapon, and thrust.

The pain is excrutiating. Your phallus, already inflammed and swollen from poison and stomach acid sends sharp pain through your entire body. But nothing is stronger than your phallus. It got you this far. Your phallus will not die even when it is killed. That is how a king handles his shit.

You rear back, ready to release your ultimate decisive attack.

"LIVE HARD, MEME HARD"

Your thrust penetrates the thick exoskeleton, and pieces the very heavens above, sending the denizens of heaven into a mindshattering orgasm.

The Widower falls onto its back. You are now thrusting against gravity, but not even Earth can hold back your phallus.

You thrust and thrust, the nearby driders only seeing what appears to be a diglet constantly emerging and retreating from the chest of the befell Widower.

You break through. And emerge, brandishing your blades, and your glorious weapon of legend.

The driders cheer. The spider queen is nervously covering herself, visibly aroused.

What do you do?
The first post to receive a reply from a different ID decides.

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>>555514586
gonna go with the cock rocket solution again here.

>>555516335
orgy

>>555515902
She's very human looking with a massive rack.
She has a normal face but enongated limbs that end in points rather than fingers or toes.

She's pretty smokin.

>>555516335
seek medical attention, then raise a glorious drider army to crush the dragon and claim a cave, a much more fitting home for the children of Lolth than this sun-scorched wasteland

>>555516335
Erupt into a massive orgasm, showering all nearby driders in your cum, while giving a massive warcry.

Then get your quest completed rewards.

>>555516335
Sex with spider queen

>>555516335
Ask the niggers to cure muh dick. Keep the exoskeleton as a prize

Turn into shrek

>>555516740
This

Craft a spider queen crown and lead the spiders to the cave to gangbang the princess

>>555516705
this

>>555516705
yes

>>555516548
this

>>555516705
This

>>555516678
I second this

>>555516705
Hence ubdoma

>>555516641

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we have a broken dick
and yall niggas want to stick it in more without fixing it
peace yall

>>555503823
>replies to self
>different ID OP said
fucking tard

>>555516335
make the exoskeleton a suit of armour

>>555516705
We are gonna die guise, how can we fuck with a swollen dick, give it a break ffs

>>555517085
he has a point

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>>555516553
sweet
totally worth it
>even more so because monster girls are my fetish

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>>555517210
Dick cant die even if its killed.
Learn2logic pls

>>555517210
Either way, we know how we're going to kill this dragon.

>>555517236
it's the cock of legends brah, all tribulations only add the it's glory when future generations sing about it

>mfw OP tries to break our dick in hopes of us discontinuing our sexual assualts

>>555517085
it's not broken till it falls off

Summon Mara Green the little girl>>555516335

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>>555517593
>mfw when no face

>>555516335
>the nearby driders only seeing what appears to be a diglet constantly emerging and retreating from the chest of the befell Widower.

OP is a god amongst men

Ok but your when you get a boner a shit ton of blood goes down there. And there's poison in your wee wee. Just saying.

>>555518016
We're gonna shoot it out in a magnificent purifying spray.

Bumpn

>>555516705
You drop your sword and stare straight at the spider queen as you march up her throne of webs.

The driders cheer as you stand before the queen, who is doing her best to maintain eye contact in the face of such heroism.

She yelps as you lift her sleek, chitinous legs up over her head, forcing her to slump back against the throne and pushing her dark, lightly haired opening against your legendary weapon.

You feel every thin fold of her give way into her deeper, warmer insides as he moans in pain and pleasure.

You find you are able to comfortably sheathe your entire weapon with in her warm, moist womb.

Your phallus is unleasing blinding pain from its wounds, but you decide to feel only the pleasure.

As you draw to climax, your heart stops. The poison has reached your heart even faster with the excitement of combat and sexual intercourse.

The queen climaxes loudly, releasing a thin layer of fluid onto your weapon as you soon follow.

You fall flat upon her exposed breasts, not breathing.

She rolls you onto your back, sensing something is horribly wrong.

You are dying from the poison.
There is nothing anyone can do.

Her eyes water.

"You will always be our king....I promise our tribe will never forget you.... what is your name, o hero of legend?"

What is your name?
The first post to receive 2 replies from a different ID decides.

>>555519087
OP

>>555519087
"H-hitler, Adolf Hitler."

>>555519353
this.

>>555519087
Maximus Dickus

moot

Gz+OxsN4

>>555519353

>>555519479
This

SHREK

our phallus will live on tho

>>555519087
told you faggots we were gonna die. Anywhore, theres another adventure thread going on here>>555500294

>>555519087
the wolverine

>>555519370
this