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Illuminati thread alright /b/ros, I'm scared as fuck. I
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Illuminati thread
alright /b/ros, I'm scared as fuck. I stole this credit card of some business guy on the train, today. I checked his identity code at the back and it has '666', which is a satanic number. I think he might be illuminati, real or not?

post your encounters to the New World Order.
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4017 9540 6886 4410

ThanXXX
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>>555397458
fuck off, this is mine, cunt!
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>>555397124
4017 9540 6886 4414 <- not 4410, faggot
Expiry date: 07/17, CVV code: 666
Go buy something on eBay now
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>>555398036
doesn't work
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>>555398036
i tried it fuck you op i was extremely excited
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Fuck off... Noop!
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>>555397124
My CVC is 666 as well. It's random.

There are 999 possible 3 digit combinations (if you discount 000) and roughly 1.3 billion cards in the US (I'm assuming you're in the US because you are obviously quite simple)

That means you would expect roughly 1.3 million cards with 666 for a CVC.
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>>555397458
End is 4414 by my eyes
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>>555398278

NAB card

>you are obviously quite simple
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Guess I'm not getting a PS4 anymore
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I worship satan.

Every single one of you know humans have the ability to telepathically communicate with each other.

Most of the time in order to acknowledge another human who has telepathically communicated with you, you blink at the other person and they blink back.

Every single one of you knows this is true, and if you don't it's because you don't have the ability yet.

I wasn't able to do so until I turned 19.


What I'm saying is, every single one of you knows this is true. Some of you may even know god exists and that satan exists and that it is possible for us to have vague communication with them.

THey communicate in strange ways, just like Bumblebee from transformers.

I have communicated with Satan and I worship him.

I am the illuminati.
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>>555398435
Fuck you're right! Well that's upsetting.

Oh well, I've been looking for an excuse to burn my passport and disassociate myself with this backwards country and its never more bone-idle citizenry.
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>>555398652

I say again.

If not all of you, the overwhelming majority of you have experienced telepathic communication from other humans on a daily basis or before in your lifetimes.

You blink at each other to acknowledge each others communication.

I have accepted a contract from satan and gone back on that contract because I have no religion or faith.

Books written by humans are pathetic.

No single law or code is significant to me. I am my own faith, I will ascend to heaven or I will ascend to hell.

It is my choice.

Heil satan.
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>>555398256
Try another permutation of 6's and 8's instead of the 6886. First two digits are 68 and if OP had a camera instead of a potato we could've seen the rest.
P.S. It might not work either way, if "business guy" in question has already noticed and blocked his missing card.
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I had a 666 security once. It's no big deal. I called it the card of the beast.
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>>555398919

666

Satan Satan Satan

Satanic rituals are nonsense. These are based off of books written by humans who have attempted communication with the gods via telepathy.

What they failed to realized is that we govern our own faith.

I have no faith, but I have faith. I do not believe in god, but I believe in god.

I do not believe in satan, but I believe in satan.

I do not worship satan but I worship satan.

I am a hard carry.

Satan realized that a year ago and offered me a contract which I accepted.

I proceeded to nullify that contract because I can.

No god has power over me for my faith does not exist yet it does.

I am my own god.

Yet I worship satan.

Heil satan.
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how do i delete a post? doesn't delete when i click on the bottom.
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>>555399181
is phone kill
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>>555399190
Its to late now anon

You dun goofd
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>>555399190
hahahahaha you moron.
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>>555399190
better call your credit card company, idiot.
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>>555399268

I'm serious.

I'm a twenty two year old blonde girl. I worship satan.

You will not post and agree that we all have the ability to communicate telepathically because you are either not sure if it's real or you because you do not have the gift.


It is real I assure you. For the first 10 months of when I first had the gift I thought I was schizophrenic until literally hundreds of things proved it was real.


You know it's real, I know it's real.


I say again we blink to acknowledge each others telepathy.

Satan is the one true lord.
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>>555399190
Too late.
Prepare your rectum.
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Hahahaha .... OP is a CUNT ! Thnks for free Porn!
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>>555399570
then who was phone?
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>>555399190
OP delivered

Thanks OP, you weren't a faggot today
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oh come on, fuck off guys, i had to go out of my way and steal it
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>>555397124
You're fucking dead kiddo.
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OP first day on 4chan ?? make my day... LOL
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I thought if you posted your credit card on here it automatically censors out the important numbers
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>>555399667

It was my dad. He's dead.


Heil satan.
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yall nigs need to stop. this is the last post i will ever make on 4chan. this is not funny or edgy, this is just completely retarded and is not going to happen and should not happen. you think it's funny to joke about credit card theft like this? well it isn't. you are talking about some serious stuff and its just not funny to laugh about at all. most of you are 13 year old boys that need to go to bed and stop trying to play mr. internet badass. because it isn't working. you all look like a bunch of retards and you should get professional help. in conclusion, suck my dick. love peter
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Anyone get it working?
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>>555400121
>l2ID's faggot
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>>555399974
was he an alcohol
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> MFW NSA-grade bait
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>>555399181
Do you still have that contract? can I see it? you know a genuine contract from Satan would be worth a lot of money. I'm a demonologist btw
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>>555399570
For the first 10 months of when I first had the gift I thought I was schizophrenic....then the schizophrenia kicked into overdrive and convinced me it was real.
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>>555400871

If you believe that Satan makes physical contracts religion has made you weak.

I
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dont you need cardholders address aswell to be able to use the card?
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>>555401094

False.

I still don't think it's real, but I do.

I don't believe in it, yet I do.

If I met you and we had a conversation I would torment you.

I would repeat every word you said aloud telepathically.

You will continue to say that I am schizophrenic but the fact of the matter is, you're just weak.
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>>555397124
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>>555401204
You can't sense me, I've been watching you since your first post in this thread. you are weak and overconfident. Know that at any moment of my choice I can take your gift away and squash your feeble mind.
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>>555401576

You have no power over me.

For I have no faith, yet I do.

Heil Satan.
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>>555398278
1.3 billion cards!? This estimate seems high to me. Where'd you get that number from.
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>>555399570
tits or GTFO cunt

shossla swaddled lul
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>>555398652
>just like Bumblebee from transformers.
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>>555398652
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>>555399181
>>555398919

*Tips sceptre*

captcha ; Edgie Part
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>>555404612

Heil satan.
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>>555399570
333
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>>555397124
But OP, judging by the date on the card, it was recieved yesterday. I bet this is yours. Faggot.


I'm going to use my l33t haxx0r skills to find you, m8.
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>>555405518

Heil satan.
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Satan is the one true lord.
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4017 9540 889(8?)8 4414
6668
07/14 07/17
DEBIT
VISA PLUS


I'm too chickenshit to order anything, you fuckers can though.
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>>555406321
I meant 666, not 6668

OP, you dun goofd.
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>>555398919
>>555399181
>>555399974
>>555402809
>>555405406
>>555405858
i think you spelled "Heil Hitler" wrong
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>>555397124
OP admits to stealing well posting pictures of his hand with easily identifiable Tattoo
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Haha
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>>555406787
It's his card. Now I'm buying Halo on the Windows Store. Thanks, OP.
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>>555406903
i don't beleve you, pics or it didn't happen
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Can someone confirm this works? I want to buy Demon's Souls
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>>555401094
This being a major known effect of schizophrenia.....lol
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>>555397124
Faggot give him his shit back
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>>555405858
333
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Can somone get the name on the card please
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>>555398036
fix'd
>4017 9540 6838(or 6836) 4414
>Expiry date: 07/17, CVV code: 666
>Go buy something on eBay now
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>>555407785
Its covered by the dudes thumb
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>>555397124
Is that a BNZ card?
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The card is blocked
Its easier to see it here. Tried it myself
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