>>555319107
>blacksmithing
>woodworking
it sounds like you are lvl 50 in those craft skills

You expect us to groom ourselves and go shopping instead of vidja games?

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>>555319368
Of course, faggot

I snore pretty loud

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>Chivalry
>Honor
>Tenacity
>Courage
>Respect

>>555319107

>proving you're a man
<mfw i can't reverse greentext

someone missed the point.

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>>555319107
>Got my bachelors and going to get my masters because i give a good god damn about my country and it's people

>Licensed Private Pilot

>Mustache, which manages to find itself in the presence of pussy often

>never worn a fedora

>heavy lifter.

>do pool construction for living.

>>555320261
fedora fag detected

>>555319726
>rarely play vidya
dude u play enough to say woodcrafting and blacksmithing. if u werent vidya nerd then u woulda said carpenter or soem shit

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>adhering to traditions thousands of years old
>carrying the proverbial baggage of dead men you never knew
>incapable of independent thought

Stay sheep, "macho man".

>bachelors, JD and LLM
>Red fucking beard
>Craft beer lover (can brew my own)
>Wear flannel shirts (like a lumberjack)
>Eat beef jerkey
>Can grill or smoke any kind of meat, particularly ribs, can also cook like a motherfucking man
>Can mix a drink, particularly old fashioned, Manhattans and other classics
>Drink whiskey neat or with a few rocks

barber
Pompadour
Work on my ford
Fuck chevy
Beautiful wife
Drink exotic beers
Like everything else
People love
Hate niggers.

>>555319107
>wrestling a bear
>choping down a tree
>eating raw steak
>cooking
>learning how to fight
>not watching anime EVER

A pair of testicals.

>>555319107
>Blacksmith
I bet you go to renaissance fairs and I bet you drink whisky even though you hate the taste. You are not a man, you just do things that you think are manly because in your head that will affirm your own masculinity.

>>555321249

I FOR-FUCKING-GOT ONE

>Scotch is my beverage of choice.

>>555321249

so basically you're a fucking hipster

>>555319107
brevety
longevety
jousting
bartering
fencing
crafting

OP has manhood confused with being middleclass....kthnx.

>>555321925
Fencing and jousting are for homos sexuals.

>>555319107
>Drop out of school
>Smokes weed and plays video games all day
>Wants to dress like a slut and get fucked in the ass

am i a man yet?

>>555319107

>big and solid
>short hair
>beard
>extreme body hair
>woodwork
>hunting

though lots of vidya :/ starting to get back into mmo's. there goes another 3 years of my life.

>>555319107
How is having your hair long gay? Ever seen Vikings?

>>555321275
>Pompadour
>not a faggot hipster

>>555319107
I kill prostitutes and drifters

>>555319107
I wish I was manly.

>>555319107
i jack off daily

>>555319107
>home improvement skills
>mechanical skills, given time and tools can fix most mechanical shit.
>above average computer skills, getting back into programming because it's about the only thing that pays decently anymore

>>555322345
Real vikings looked like faggots in linen cloth, you really think they were full bearded long haired body builders wearing helmets with cow horns?

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>Wear fedora
>tip my fedora to pretty woman when i pass by
>have massive manly beard on my neck
>dont shave my pubs
>play rated m games only
>drink expensive wine
>rarely masturbate to hentai
>call everyone a faggot
>i try to justify im a man on the internet

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>>555321916
I share many similar tastes with hipsters just without the obsessive attention to the way I look and dress because I'm a man and I don't like vintage or obscure things for the sake of them being vintage or obscure

Also I'm somewhat less of a pretentious d-bag than most hipsters.

>>555321897
bourbon for me, but yeah

>Own my own cigarette store
>Smoke 10 cigars a week
>Maintain a pristine Cadillac for fun
>No TV/vidya I smoke and read for leisure

> Don't pay to get car fixed do it myself,
> do everything I possibly can by myself
> try new things, don't stop if they are hard at first
> respect women, who deserve respect
Idk can't think anymore

>welder
>nice beard
>drive a diesel truck
>beer is good
>whiskey is also good

>>555321249
>craft beer lover

No real men drinks beer from micro breweries, only pretentious faggots and hipsters. Get a normal beer or fuck off and drink wine with French people.

>>555319107
Short hair
MMA fighter
Lift
Insatiable libido

>>555323050
Ill just have a pbr thanks lol

>ex Marine
>auto Mechanic
>drive a 65 chevy pickup
>28 years old (if you are under 25 you are still a boy)
>wife and 2 kids
>murrica
> 195 lb at 6'1

>blacksmithing
>mechanic
>can bench 250
>tip over rascels

>6'3"
>Manly gotee
>Do armed security
>Changes own oil, fuck paying others
>Straight razor shave
>Love outdoors, always outside
>Fishing
>Always learning more manly things

>short hair
>beard
>ex military (infantry)
>automechanic
>college for business
>do drugs but keep a job because I leave work at work and home at home
>work hard get dirty fuck bitches
>op is a faggot and shit thread
>Fuck you op

>own my own domestic auto shop
>drive a 1970 ford mustang boss 302 fastback
>love my country
>lifetime member of the NRA
>short hair (if that is so important)
>married high school sweetheart
>two kids
>two dogs (american water spaniels for hunting)
>love my family
>spend time wandering around the wilderness by myself when I need to clear my mind
>honest
>open the door for women
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

I like to think that I am a man.

>>555319107
>Every guy I see now just disappoints me. Long haired, japanese lovin' faggots. With no physique or practical skills (Including computer skill).

We're living in a country of men raised by women. Y'see, women are the largest, most profitable (fickle) consumers, therefore, a large majority of capitalist-minded companies and corporations contribute to their sensibilites, including (but not limited to) online and television ads making women think they're much more than just female humans. Combine all of this with the fact mass media and modern feminist groups push ideals that men are the enemies (thereby ensuring a certain number of impressionable mothers teach this to their even more impressionable daughters) and that we're all rapists deep down or that we only think with our dicks.

Now the problem is the disaster that occurs when a woman smacks the proverbial wall and realizes she can no longer get by on her looks and despite her claims to the contrary, needs a good man to help provide and sustain the lifestyle and romantic notions of love that she's used to because god forbid she should stop sleeping around in her teens and twenties and instead pick up marketable, admirable skills and be a decent woman (i.e., not giving up pussy to every loser she comes across and thinks she can "fix" with enough hard work and patience).

It won't be long before they realize they depend on the traditional gender roles they spent much of their youth decrying and denying because they are, in fact, hardwired into our biology. Traditional gender roles and virtues like honesty, loyalty, discretion, ambition, motivation and honor are responsible for advancing civilization to the point it's at now over the span of however many thousands of years, only to have the current generation tear it all down in the name of being "strong and independent".

>welder
>diesel car
>racing
>fishing
>electric work

>>555320261
>test your metal
>your metal
>metal

mfw mettle isn't as popular as a metaphor for courage as "metal" is

>Short haired
>Welding
>Hunting
>Huge dog
>Built my cabin
>Girl

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>>555323048
>welder
He wins

>>555319107
That's not being a man that's just not being a useless piece of shit. I'm a tranny and I work on cars and respect a good day of hard labor. I wont even consider a partner that doesn't have practical skill of some kind.

>>555323841
tl;dr - market value of pussy plummets when women flood the market with it, taking down the associated morals and values associated with it

Stop sleeping around and show how valuable you are based on WHO you are ladies, not who you fuck or how many tequila shots you can hammer back on a single weekend.

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>>555319107
Unless you're paying my mortgage, I don't need to explain fuckall to you.

Go fuck a cactus.

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>>555319107
>What ever happened to being a man?

Jews.

I am not joking, research the Frankfurt school.

>>555324393
Tranny who works on trannys.
>nice

>do endless amounts of labor in the sun
>carry heavy chains around my neck and ankles
>i get whipped when i slack off for motivation
>dont get payed
>sleep in a shack out in the cold
>big horse dick
>very experienced in the textile industry

>>555320707
Woodworking is what he said, also blacksmithing is a popular craft that has been around for centuries. Stop being such a faggot

> carburetors
> carpentry
> not mixing your liqour like a pussy, just striaght whiskey, scotch, dark rum, you name it
> Sticksjift (extra should just know how, just a lot of people don't know how and won't even try ro learn, say it's too hard)
>

>>555322834
a hipster denying he's a hipster.... classic hipster move. tell me, where do you line? is it silver lake, Brooklyn, or wicker park?

>>555324694
I have a picture of me sitting next to a th350, th400, and a saginaw 3 speed. I'm the only one that thinks it's funny.

Diesel tech. Welder.

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>>555319107
FMF Scout Sniper Platoon Corpsman.
> Combat trauma and medicine
> Long range precision fire and fieldcraft

>>555325009
Line? I'm going to assume you meant live, but I currently live in Concord NH, kind of shit. Up until a year ago I lived in Louisville KY

>>555324926
Manual transmission cars* sorry for typo

>>555324306
Daily burns on my arm, scars. Hot work. 12 hour shifts. Bosses often let us get a bar lunch. Essentially I go back to work drunk

>>555322301
If its what you want to do, makes you happy, and nothing anyone says ever bothers you, then yes your more of a man than that faggot OP

>>555319107
being a man has become a joke Op. Have you seen those Tv ads where the man is or a fat guy or a metrosexual?

>I lived in a workshop since a boy, good with tools
>good at carpentry
>short hair
>beard
>I fixed my car, when had one, now its my bike
>practiced box

>Appreciation for good whiskey
>Appreciation for the works of Hemingway, Faulkner, and London
>Luthier
>Drive a muscle car
>Grill master

>>555325142
Haha. Well as a mechanic myself I think it is funny. Post the pics!!

>>555321275
If you were in the palm springs area id buy you a god damn beer and a steak. U sound like a cool dude.

>>555324738
Your describing niggers

>>555319107
>>555319368
>>555320707
>reacts with an engie pic
ok op

>manly beard
>handlebar mustache in the works
>woodworking
>electrical
>plumbing
>beat my woman when she gets out of place

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>>555319107
>implying hating the japs make you manly
>implying having short hair by principle make you manly
>implying nationalist pride makes you manly

>>555325142
turbo hydramatic master race

>>555321275
>hate niggers
good on you

So being a man is about doing shit that don't earn you money and chicks in the current age? My grandpa's granpa likes this info OP.

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>>555326120
dat u mendez

>>555319107

>hunting
>fishing
>trapping
>taxidermy
>lifting
>grilling
>beard

>>555326245
shit so cash

>>555323841
I screencapped this

>viking shoulder length blond hair
>lifting
>stubble
>former small hardware store employee, can fix just about anything without complex working parts
>computer knowledge
>Aryan grill friend
>drink bourbon neat
>can fight

carpet and flooring installer.
power lifter.
mma training.
but i still have fun do psychedelia on the weekend and go to festivals.
can't take life too srs after all.

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>>555325639
If it wasn't /b/ I would. I'm not very pretty anyways, you're not missing much. Here's a picture of my dad's 6wd instead.

4-53 Detroit Diesel with a custom made frame

>>555319107
>Ultra marathoner
>collegiate athlete
>engineer
>chest hair
>can actually fix a car
>can shoot well
>can kill a man with my bare hands

> airplane factory worker
> moonshine. Fuck beer.
> real home distilled moonshine, not bought at some shit store.
> been in the big house
> can make a shiv
> COOKS MEAT
> fucked guys wives who didn't get good dick
> ballcap, fuck fedoras.
> rock n roll, fuck rap

>>555326536

and i drive a silverado

>>555319107
Woodworking, lifting, shooting, patriot, love the outdoors, hate niggers and feminists

>>555326245
>>555326636
Word. My DD has a 700r4. As much as I wish it was a 4l60e it's nice not having to worry about one more 25 y/o computer to break.

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Work 40 hours
Drink Shiner
Fuck Prius'
Raise my son on my own
Eat cereal for meals (I'll cook for my son though)
Stand up to piss and wipe (fuck that hunchin over like a bitch)
Wipe hands on jeans
Jack off while takin a shit
Sleep on couch instead of bed
Love cigars and whiskey
Picture of Johnny Cash giving the one finger salure in my living room
Nut in bitches

>>555326667
Hold it very dear and pay close attention to what the media you consume every day shows you. Pay attention to all the ads, commercials and other solicitations you see from any given company wherein the man, father or boyfriend is portrayed as a bumbling, incapable or otherwise trustworthy moron. You'll see what I'm talking about soon enough if you haven't already.

You would also do well to listen to Patrice O'Neal's (may he RIP) radio show from a few years back, the Black Phillip Show. It's a goldmine of information regarding men who have lost their way, their voice and how to get your balls back.

I'm a woodworker, but you can go fuck yourself with that short hair shit. Compensating motherfuckers.

>>555327334
otherwise UNtrustworthy*

>work out 2 times daily alternating between weight training days but everyday do calisthenics.
>control all finances to the point me and my wife have everything under control with no issues for needs.
>nice facial hair and shave my head every few weeks in the summer to help stay cool.
>can drink large amounts of alcohol and contain composure entire time.
>have a closet filled with dress clothes for when the time arises. Shoes that match the ties too.

>>555325580
That could be why you have burns

>>555323050
>real men drink mass produced pisswater.
>real men drink beer at 4%.
>real men doesn't support the local community.
wtf am i even reading? buy local strong beer that has actual flavor. the yellow water you buy at wallmart is mainly for women and teenagers.

>>555321249
>super hipster detected

>>555319107

>i can code in asm

get on my lvl of manliness bitches

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>Play vidya
>be a super white knight fedora fag on the internet
>it actually works even though I piss so many other faggots off
>get landwhales, dominant feminazis, and women with low self esteem to sex it up for me on skype.
>Hate everything weaboo
>go out of my way to get the nookie
>do eveything for the nookie
Seriously, if you do everything for sexual gratification then you are a man by default. Thats all you need to do, as nature intended.

>Are you doing it for the nookie?

>>555326721
Herp Derp Git R Dun!

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>>555319107
>I know how to use this

>>555319368
It's sad that the first thing that comes to your mind is a fucking video game.
I think this is OP's point.

I'm disappointed in most men

>>555323050
Yeah, nope.

Real men drink good beer made at home or locally. Faggot.
>drinking shit beer made for BILLIONS of people at a time
>manly

>>555319107
>ftw

>>555326721
Damn! That looks awesome! Solid work. Who made the frame?

>>555327173
Hahaha, so true.

>>555327236
So you're white trash

>>555327858
well it does faggot

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>>555327773
>do everything for the nookie

>>555327718
I'll give ya the craft beer and ability to mix a classic drink as hipster, not sure about anything else though

>>555319107
>I don't do things to make me feel more manly

That said, when I made my daughter's treehouse last weekend, that was a manly feel.

I brew beer and shave with a safety razor like a faggot
Then I go play my vidya gaems and watch my chinese cartoons
1v1 me faggot

Why is it that I, or anyone else, is less of a man because of interests? Shit dude, I fucking love jerky and beer, but that doesn't mean I'm some testosterone-hoarding cunt. Men are allowed to enjoy things like poetry, and enjoy dressing nicely. You don't need to chop wood and be good with your hands in order to prove one's gender. When you grind things down to individual traits, things get more vivid.

>>555327334
Eh ive seen the ads but quite frankly I dont give 2 shits. I dont buy most stuff thats advertised anyways (except for essentials). Im just gonna live my life how I do and if anyone wants to stop me, fuck them.

Ive seen many a futuristic hentai where the world is run by women and men are just used as sacks of sperm. I wonder if it will actually happen...but ive also seen more hentai where every girl is being raped brutally and being a complete submissive whore so that makes me happy.

>>555321249
Hipster faggot alert

> not knowing short hair was a matter of practicality, not masulinity

>machinist
>fabricator
>welder
>do tree removal on the side
>learning gunsmithing and taxidermy
>short hair
>full beard
>drive a pickup truck
>own a few motorcycles
>hunt/fish and keep a garden for most of my food
>dont do drugs
>keep in shape with manual work instead of supplements and the gym
>moved out and bought a house at 18
seems like we are a dying breed
>dont play video games or watch cartoons

>>555328092
>beard
>flannel shirt
>smoking meats

All hipster things when mixed together. Individually, no. Mix them with all the others BAM fucking hipster.

>>555328359
is that addressed to anyone or what?

>>555328206
Also I just screencapped it so I could piss off the feminiggernazis on facebook

>>555327236
lol'd a
>nut in bitches

>>555323313
>If you're 3 years younger than me you're a child.

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>>555327964
My dad. He was a diesel mechanic for a concrete company at the time so he took over half the shop when everyone went on Christmas break and combined the frame of a the crew cab the body came with and either a another one ton or the deuce and a half he robbed the rear axle from, I can't remember which. I've never seen someone so proud of their engineering before as my dad on this last rear.

>>555319107
Aye, im a smith as well and a woodworker.
>volunteer firefighter
>welder
>lift
>Proud Patriot

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>>555321146

>>555319107
are you insecure about something?

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>get pussy anytime I'm with the gf
>know my way around a car
>beard on my chin not my neck
>crochet
>want to get fucked in the ass by gf in a strap on
>loves cartoons

I feel bad for OP the world has changed around him and now he's all butt hurt. being a man isn't all about fitting a profile. they have other adjectives for those things you are.

>>555328359
Most short hair looks better on men though, unless your barber is a complete retard

Also when op said "long haired" i think he meant the unkempt retarded mops on faggot teenagers heads instead of actually styled long hair

>artillery veteran
>smoke cigars
>dark beer
>building my own house
>4 guns
>construction contractor
>also gay lol

>>555323313
>wife and 2 kids at 28
Please kill yourself for humanity for forcing your shit seed on us. Fucking child.

>>555327236
Maybe that's why you raise a kid on your own.

>>555328503
I'll disagree. Flannel shirts make sense because I live in NH, thus b/c its cold from late september to late may, flannel.
Smoking meat has to do with being from the south, where most people can smoke some kind of meat. Its part of the culture.
Some beards are hipster, mine isn't. No vintage bullshit, just a neatly trimmed goatee.

>>555328582
Nah, just a general statement.

>>555319107
>have long hair because it has nothing to do with being a man. before shavers were around, men were fucking men. deal with it you faggot
>wear the same clothes for a week
>always willing to help weak people
>I resort to violence when in disputes
>believe that buggering another man will infact prove I am more manlier than they

>>555319107
What makes a man Mr.Labowski?

>>555319107
>real man
>computer skills
Pick one faggot

>walk like a man
>drink like a man
>spit like a man
>work like a man
>have tits

>>555326185
Sounds like you're a jap-loving, long-haired, communist faggot.

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>>555326721
pretty sure ive seen you on /o/ before
>cheers

>>555319107
Facial hair looks like shit unless it's groomed well

>>555322752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxrZzNw9Djk

>>555326721
+1 point sir

I am a massive weeb and I love video games, drive a car with ~700 horse power, work as a paramedic, have an 8 inch dick, compete competitively in power lifting and have a full beard and short hair.

Pretty sure I'm more stereotypical man than you are.

>>555320468
>because i give a good god damn about my country and it's people
that doesn't make you a man. that makes you a fucking idiot

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>>555319107
ITT: buttblasted WWII vet
The only way to prove yourself as a man is to get as much pussy as possible and get as many women as possible to cook and clean for you.

Anyone who says otherwise is a faggot.

>>555329437
>Implying women arent attracted to my pube neckbeard

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>>555319107
This is me. Still with the same woman i married outta high school, two kids that love me, and i provide for, and if ya need the other shit, im an ex bouncer, bounty hunter, and retired army soldier with the 101st airborne combat aviation brigade. currently in school to get my teaching degree.

>>555326790
+2 points sir

>>555329331
libertarian
long haired
and why would hating a prarticular race/culture make you a man?
it really just makes you a cunt

>>555329707
Sir, you are going to scare the shit out of some kids in a few years. Godspeed

>>555319107
>traveled coast to coast on foot
>sailed Atlantic with 8 other men
>I have removed a knife stuck in my thigh
>I have a foot long beard
>I have killed someone with my bare hands
>I can throw a regular axe 30 feet accurately.
>I train BJJ
>I fucked ops mom
>I have long hair faggot

>>555329646
pic or it didnt happen

>>555329646
> compete competitavely

>>555319107
is this 1952?

>>555329707
Action Bronson?

>>555326920
+0 points

>Klondike gold miner
>Bow hunter
>Provide for my family
>No need to mention anything else

>>555329786
particular

Served in armed forces, medical professional, endearing lover, abstains judgment, seeks constant improvement, accentuates reality, no liquor or smoking, volunteers and is a mainstay in the community.

>>555329651
So much this. Love your culture if you want to, or land. To love the political body that rules you isn't just pathetic, it's also deluded. That political body will screw you every single time. That's how states run.

>Hunter.
>Boxer.
>Has basic practical skills.
>Can change a fucking tire.

>>555329841
Thats all part of the magic. Theyll learn who i am, and then know they will always have a giant manly manly who will take up for them if shit hits the fan.

>>555319107
A real man doesn't need validation. He knows what he is.

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>>555329786
this guy gets it

>>555327837
You like putting your hand on black, big-knobbed sticks?

>>555320261
>>555321146
*tips fedora*

>>555319107

>75% body hair

That's all I need bitches.

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>>555329353
Hahaha, right on. I used to post on /o/ a lot last year. That pic is from right after he finished it in 2000.

(I fixed the taillight)

Learn to appreciate the finer things in life
>Music
>Art
>Literature
>Architecture
>Women
>Religion
>Philosophy
>Language
>Crafts such as woodworking
>Dancing
There could be many more

Also, things to pursue to make yourself a better man
>Companionship: intimate and platonic
>Education
>Proper etiquette and manners
>Dressing properly
>Community
>Integrity
>Physical fitness
There are many more here as well.

I hope I don't come off as a supreme gentleman to anyone but I believe that men learning to embrace their masculinity will bring some fresh air into society and help us and our future generations

>>555321249
>particularly old fashioned
>Manhattans
>and other classics

You fucking cocksucking hipster

>>555329651
Apathetic mentally got us into this mess, only hard work can forgive the sins of our fathers.

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>>555330330
THIS

>>555328007
No, this is the point. You are a pussified faggot.
Video games were invented for children.
You are either a child, or a big pussy.
Pick one.

>>555329884
Never seen him before, but yeah, i could probly take up one of his shows while hes off with some meth whore. not buildt quite the same though.

>36" beard
>40" arms
>smoke a pipe
>eat raw meat
>havent showed in 40 years
>only 36 years old

>>555319107
Sure, I'll bite.

>Lift weights
>Run track
>Short hair in the back, medium in the front
>dresses properly
>fought in WWII
>Wrestles bears
>Wears fedora
>tfw no gf

I play rugby, does that count?

>>555321275
>hate niggers
but you are a nigger

>>555330421
not bad, i would have used band-aids for the lulz
>im one of the very few tripfags on /o/ who isnt a miata driving weeb

>>555330632
i like to entertain myself, sorry i don't like being bored.

>>555319107
>virginfag by choice, still get blow jobs anyway
>run 4 miles a day
>punch concrete to strengthen knuckles
>short hair
>dress to kill ALMOST always
>step up to whatever faggot challenges me
>collect knives

>>555319107
If you have to justify to others why you are something, you likely aren't that something.

>>555330585
Fuck, I can't escape the hipster label.... what is that like the 5th person

>>555326667
seconded

>>555321275

>Work on my Ford

You must never get out of the driveway then. Those things are about as reliable as a politician that lives to his word.

>>555331087
fun fact a gasoline soak will make your fists tougher and rougher

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>>555319107
>long hair
>implying long hair isn't fucking metal

>>555330901
trailertrashed?

>lift so hard everyday
>build houses with my bare hands to run them over with monster trucks
>i get paid to be watched by people impressed with my manly lifestyle
>if any interference with my day occurs I exercise my abilities by breaking their spines
>i then skin and use all of their body parts
> for example I sharpen the spines of my opposers into swords to pick my teeth of the raw bear meat
>the raw bear meat I collect is from the bears I kill by smashing my massive dick into them
>i lure the bears with the blood of terrorists and child molesters I also savagely beat with my dick
>although through all this dick beating my dick has hardened to a point harder than wolverines bones
>it has allowed my to develop my super power
>to savagely destroy any vagina of any women
>brutaly beating my dick on things has had no downside and has helped me make a living
>without beating my dick I would be a huge beta loser faggot
>i also am a volenteer firefighter
>in which when the building is burning I enjoy the warmth and take advantage of an opportunity to enjoy some quality free cable
>I then fix the structural issues with the building with my welding, woodwork, and handy home improvement skills
>I have recently been confronted by tv executives
>in which I where te highest duty go pro and film my day
>>>which fucken ends up breaking 3 times a day on average now
>you guys will experience my life more when the tv show comes out to show you how to be a man

>>555319107
I can take 9 shots of pure russian vodka without throwing up or passing out, then have a ciggerette. I am not afraid to amit i have a russian gay lover.

>>555331445
damn right

>>555331087
>autism
>assburgers

>>555328859
Short-medium is the best hair length, IMO. You need enough length to make the strand flow look good, but short enough to the point where it looks classy.

Completely short hair is really boring, while completely long hair looks unkept.

>>555326667
Mein neger.jpg
Me too!

>>555319107
>trying this hard to impress anons
>just shut the fuck up

>Break my body to support family
>Ignore useless trash that attempts to drag me down
>Work my way up from the bottom three times because fuck sucking up to these people
>Bitch, do you even farm? Toss them square bales with a fucked back all day to keep the heritage going.

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>>555331463
you sure it's vodka your getting shots of friend?
just fucking with ya though

>>555331601
I could smell it, you're my fucking dude. You and tractorfag and truckerfag are the only trips that weren't fucking retards and posted funny/interesting things.

>>555331330
theres no fucking way this is a thing. post links plz

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>goes on /v/
>has a girlfriend that might be constantly high
>had sex
>sits next to a stuffed wolverine for bed
> faps to pinkie from pacman
>Has manly ooze around his chin

>>555331982
tractor fag is long gone, and truckerfag rarely posts outside of his blog threads
>/o/ is going downhill pretty fast

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>>555331442
In some areas of the world, long hair is considered elegantly manly

>>555331985
sorry no actual source that i know of it's really just a thing Irish gypsy fist fighters use sometimes sorry to waste your time friend

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If you feel the need to prove your 'manliness' to 4chan you're pretty fucking far from manly, probably closer to insecure man child.

>>555331985
It'll make your hands rough as hell, why you would want that i don't know.
>Source, no turps lying around, had to wash paint off hands with petrol.

/me
Fix cars (Struts, AC evaporator, brakes, shocks, plugs, wires, and window motors on a Chrysler.)
Swapped the engine in a Hyundai Elantra.
Did a CR-Vtec conversion on a Civic.
Lived a week in the woods, comfortably, with a pocketknife and the clothes on my back.
Successful in an Career.
Hunt.
Legally carry a concealed weapon every day.
Know 200+ types of edible and medicinal plants.
Grow 80% of my own vegetables.
Grow 50% of my own meat (rabbits & chickens).
Replace water heaters, faucets.
Install tile.
Built a shed.
Play 3 musical instruments, 4 if the Ukelele counts.
Speak 2 languages, plus write Latin.
Wrote 2 published short stories.
Vote.
Stayed out of jail.
Have a will and life insurance.
Prepare for my retirement.
Spend time with my kids.
Support my family.

Only those last four make you a man.

I'm MtF trans.

>>555332143
/o/ was a shit hole when I joined and it was almost unbrowseable when I stopped visiting everyday in late December early January.

RIP tractorfag I loved all the hillbilly ass shit he built. Lot of clever afro engineering, I appreciate that.

>>555319107
Try electrical, plumbing, duct work, masonry, carpentry, dry walling, roofing, metalworking, gunsmithing.

>>555319107
Sorry, I like to shower and shave

>>555332158
yeah heaven knows what's up

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>>555332663
>I'm MtF trans.

>>555332663
I was beginning to think my girlfriend and I were the only transwomen who actually go outside and have hobbies other then video games and self loathing. You have given me hope.

>>555331985

Watch that weird bare knuckle fist fight documentary on Netflix. Also, try not be 16.

>>555319107
>Short hair
>Martial artist (7 years and counting)
>In good shape
>Woodworking
>play guitar, piano, flute, and I'm a pretty decent drummer
>Hygienic
>Hairy legs, arms, and chest
>Good speaker
>Speak English and German, learning Spanish, Russian and Chinese.
>Good teacher
>Well read
>Reasonably well dressed
>Tend to keep an open mind about things
>Also tend take everything people say with a grain of salt
>I don't like candy
>good with computers
>have really good credit


Looking to get into Blacksmithing where should I start, OP?

>>555333708

How small is your penis?

Are you really that small-dicked? You really think that shit makes your life valid? No one in this world cares about your existence. When I am done typing this I am going to close the tab and you will go back to being that pathetic nobody that I have never heard of.

>>555334119
calm down dude, OP's bait

computer skills? really? lol

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>>555334007
i laughed

>>555334007
It fluctuates between 6 and 7 inches when hard, about 2-3 inches when soft.

I honestly have no idea how that works.

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>Lift.
>Eat lot's of meat.
>Currently have short hair.
>8 inch cock.
>Hairiest legs of anyone I know.

I think I win, pic related.

>>555331463
As a teen I took 21 shots of vodka at a party and could still walk the 2 and a half mile back into town. 9 shots really shouldn't make you pass out. It's not manly to brag about how much you can drink anywhooo.

Short hair
Lifts weights 4x a week
Loves cars and works on them all the time, primarily American
In the military
Loves classic rock and classic metal
Lots of facial and body hair
Loves beer
Drives stick
Plays bass guitar

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>Beekeeping
>Geoscience
>eat raw garlic, onions, and ginger, as well as cheese rinds
>work stockroom
>once chewed and ate a small rock

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>>555329707

>>555334574
good man the bass is an under appreciated weapon

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>>555329707
Put that pic in your kids' yearbook. Cheers.

>>555334381

You could be some kind of weird super hero.

>>555334574
>Implying the amount of days you lift each week matters
>Implying brosplit faggots don't lift 5 times a week and get no where.

Can you:
Read a Map?
Find your way without a GPS?
Live without your phone?

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>>555319107
I made my own goddamn grill.

>Do the right thing no matter the cost
>Pair of testicles

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>>555334350

I want that to be us someday.

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>>555322779

>>555333708
>better shape than this guy
>woodworking is for creative queers
>flute is for fags
>"good speaker" clearly not because that is terrible grammar

ich bring dich um

>>555319107
>Butcher
>Lifting
>Short Hair
>Asian
>Thick Beard

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>A.A., Bachelors, working on JD
>Carry a multitool and rosewood-handeled, lockback folder
>Shave with metal safety razor
>Hygenic
>Open the door for disabled and elderly
>Fishing
>Cooking
>Play pool regularly
>Short hair
>Vegetable garden
>Drive pickup truck and 1973 El Camino
>Target shooting
>Beer and wine drinker
>2 musical instruments
>Martial arts
>Ballroom dancing
>Read Playboy magazine for the articles
>Studying to start volunteering on a local 1800s tall ship on the weekends

>>555323313
>Ex-Marine
Read: Pussied out.

>Blacksmith
>Woodworking

Man OP, wait until you see the industrial revolution.

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>>555335207
I am so jelly. I fucking love these big, fat, bug eyed bastards.

>>555335202

>Asian
>Thick beard

Maybe you have a thick beard around your tiny yellow balls.

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>>555335079
it can be friend

>>555335207
Sorry to hear you are working on a JD. I love law, fun to study but that degree and even passing a bar means fuck all today.

>descended from ancient tribe of cannibalistic Celtic Vikings
>rape, pillage, murder
>kill/grow own food; pillage when on road
>met Putin; fucked his daughter ass-raped him
>eat Commies for breakfast
>give my dogs commie carcass and bones
>never be yellow
>ride a motorcycle everywhere
>wear a patch
>redwing and filthy few
>live in saloon society
>have a wife and a mistress; still bang strange
>would kill or die for my bros

>>555319107
I do construction work. roofing, siding, framing, finish work. also concrete, ceramic tile etc.

>>555335207
>>555335779
So much this... currently have a JD and LLM and studying for the NY bar, no jobs, no prospects for jobs, student loans

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>>555335741

...I want to be the watermelon

pic related: You and I on our bro date telling jokes

>>555336017
I seriously want a JD, but for the pricetag, I can't pull the trigger. Maybe in the 90s, before the field was over-saturated with degrees it was worth it.

Unless you know someone, it's rough for you guys right now.

>>555335343
Ok, R. Lee Ermey.

>>555321275
>Fuck chevy?
what the fuck did you just say you little bish? Ford = Found on road dead
queers and fords lol

>>555319107
>lifting
>stubble
>short hair
>slightly above-average dick length, just slightly
>drink ale, not crap-tier lager
>don't come on /b/ looking for sissy trap threads and fur shit

>>555336327
that sounds like a good time man

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>>555319107
>real man proves by his actions
>not talk of his worth

earned fighting for a loved one

>6"1'
>320
>had FFM threeway
>feel up chick at work whenever, while she married
>fuck gf whenever
>get anal

>>555319107

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>>555336852
>earned fighting for a loved one

Yeah being a man is about fighting instead of being rational and talking things out.

Oh I meant being a faggot. Real men don't fight.

>>555336550

Come to the Midwest, we'll get shitty and fuck bitches. Unless you're ugly, then I'll fuck bitches.

Long hair IS manly. Short hair is what most fucking conformists of this damn society have. Long hair is natural and the way it should be ?