>>555290836
Maximum bait.

2edgy

>>555291105
Whats that?

>>555290836
Well. Im not THAT type of guys here, but...
kill yourself
>inb4 too lazy to pic kill yourself

Nope still a land whale.

>>555290836
ur a cheeky cunt is what u are

>>555290836
fuckoff

>>555291105
this
>inb4 too lazy to pic bait

>>555290836
First you must swear to follow the patriarchy and worship it, also post tits with timestamp.

>>555290836
They'll see what happens when they mess with us, and us as a whole, right now
Everyone that works for the NSA's IP is getting tracked, Yep that's right All 41,472 workers are being traced and being hacked
at this moment. We have thousands of members and with all the money contributed we can hire 1,742 Hitmen stright off of the
deep web. We are coming, we are the Rebelion, and you can't stop us, At the moment, our VPN's are so advanced, that to break
them, Your computer better be ready to handle a Level 17 quantum t.r.001 funtion lock, So you will never find us, and we
will get away with anything from petty theft, to a world wide hacker attack to the next holocaust. you think your gonna find me,
well thats too bad,because right now were watching your every movment, everyone og you little scumbag, underpaid, maggots.
You think you can spy on us well you're wrong, and your done, and I fyou think this is a joke, you can ask the nuclear missile
our Nuclear Engineers are currently working on. The explosion is currently going to be 30 times bigger than the Rusion Tsar bamba.
I can start a war, and, you want to know something, this will be all in your hands, not mine. Have fun with this war on your concience,
and while,you thinking, and not wasting your life away, say goodbye to your wife, she's already halfway to our secret underground base
to suck on my dick.
Signing out,
The leader of The new World

>>555290836
tits first gtfo later
captcha eveloson convert get

>>555291702
get
lets play a game of 69

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>>555290836

>>555291579
light yagami?

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>>555290836

I'm just going to assume this is bait and move on lol

>>555291262
Trying way to fucking hard

>>555290836
tits or get the fuck out.
welcome.

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>>555290836

>>555292081
dat grammar

Being real here for a minute. How many if any tumblrfags do you guys think have switched over or at least have started using the site after that tiny little shitstorm?

2muchb8m8

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>>555290836

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>>555290836

>>555290836
>senbaitzakura.jpg

>>555292072
What is this b8 you guys keep saying??

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>>555290836
can u not

>2/10 for making me respond

>>555290836
I'm hacking your IP adress. No one fucks with my bf moot and then decides to be on his side after you made him cry. Enjoy being hacked OP. I hope you like Dragon Dildos.

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>>555292052
But he died.

>>555292212
a cant see more than a handful. no more than 15%

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>>555290836
swear oath to Adolf Hitler
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichswehreid

>>555292480
ik, i was quite disappointed with the ending tbh

>>555292431
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 -8/8

>>555292479
I'm sorry! Please dont hack me. We can get back at them together!!!

>>555292576
Uhg, this better not turn out like the Gaia raids.

kill yourself

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>>555292431
Its just a slang term for jacking off here. You'll learn these things as you get used to it.

if you have any more questions, I'm able to answer, I love helping out newfigs :^)

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>>555292479

>>555292212
A shitload judging by the rapid and drastic plunge in quality here over the last few days.

BOOBS OR GTFO.

>honestly all those people who are trying to “raid 4chan back” to get them to stop are idiots.

>have you ever seen 4chan

>they don’t get offended by anything, that’s the entire point of their website

>i’m seeing these posts by tumblr users on 4chan and i can’t help but pity us

>>555292737
Too late. Im in ur mainframe downloading pics of dead kids and "your" future plans to Sandy Hook an old persons home. I hope you enjoy prison food and penis. Because youre going on a new diet soon.

>>555291579
OC? that was fun to read, saved that shit

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>>555292671
It's sad when the entire story has so much potential but the author ends it in a shitty way. imo Light dying is fine but the way it was handled could have been better.

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>>555290836
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>555292737
We won't hack you if you can heaven.

>>555292863
Thank you :*

>>555290836
Ultimate b8 m8, not even gg m8

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>>555290836
No. Fuck off.

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>555290836
Tits or gtfo

f8 b8 m8

>>555293169
exactly, he died by such an insignificant character (matsuda, not ryuk) i would have loved it if ryuk killed everyone in the room

>>555290836
tits or gtfo
Make sure to timestamp

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>>555293260
Any time.

Word of advice, you'll want to befriend /pol/, as they are the friendliest of all the boards. To do that, explain to them you are a supporter of israel and post a popular meme that /pol/ enjoys (Pic related, heres doge, they love it there)

>>555293693
this

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really though, this is either bait or OP isnt smart enough to last more than a day or two here

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>>555293725

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>>555290836

>>555290836
0.000001/10 bait
10/10 faggot
11/10 kill yourself
stream it on tumblr somehow

>>555290836
>Tits or gtfo
If you're gonna new fag it, you need to learn our customs

>>555293616
Matsuda didn't kill him, he missed (at point blank range). Ryuk ended up writing his name and then he died on some stairs somewhere.

>>555294487


Here, here. Gather round /b/rethren

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>>555293693
Stop asking for tits or gtfo. We don't even know if this is a bit- Oh yeah.

Tits or gtfo, we will also accept:

>Sharpie in the pooper (Timestamp)
>Fuck a dog (timestamp on ass)
>Get on webcam so we can break you
>Put instant lemonade in your vagina with ice-water and mix it with with a fork (webcam)
>Piss on your neighbor's mailbox and shit on their lawn - post results

All of the above are just as acceptable if male

>> mSANUui shaggiest

>>555294594
well yeah but ryuk killed him because he was going to die anyway, he wanted to be the one to officially kill him

So apparently.
I'm a fag.
I'm an idiot.
And a pathetic emotional landwhale.

I'm also:
Fat
Lesbian
Insane
Self-Conscious (With a side dish of extremely low self esteem)

But you know what. Apparently. I'm also brave as fuck for coming over here and speaking my peace to you people (I am actually a high-functioning sociopath). Because unlike some people. I'm not really triggered by anything. I'm a writer who can write twisted and fucked up with the best of em. I laugh at your gore. And your porn. And the rest of the stupid dumbshit going on. But that's not the point. It's not about laughs. Or lulz. Or shits and giggles. Hell it isn't even about the lives or the drama. Or any of it. I'm not here for that.
I'm simply here to tell you. While you want to have your drama. There will always be people on tumblr who aren't afraid of your blatant attempts at human idiocracy. I'm not. And I know several other people who will keep tumblr alive because they don't care either. So in the end what you're doing is pointless. Whether its for the lulz or just for the sake of saying you toook down tumblr. Whatever.
Have fun douchedicks.

>>555294840
We know it's pointless, that's the point.

>nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>555294840
>Writer
Ok go back to make believe land.

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>>555294840
new target detected

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>>555294840
B8

>>555294840
new pasta? nice

>>555291184
>ill yourse
>>555291268
>>555291291
>>555291376
>>555291386
It means they like you.

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>>555290836
you know what OP? im feeling nice. ima throw you a single bone. here

>>555290836
/b/ don't care who you are
where you're from
dubs you checked
as long as you shitpost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gl2QnHNpkA

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>>555294840
This pasta is beautiful

>>555290836
no

?
??
#cocklegion

>>555294840
This is an anonymous image board... How are you being brave again?

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>>555295314
?
??


First time I ever dun a Triforce

Been lurking 2 years never cared to try

???????
?????

Sleeper agent!

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

>>555294840
>fukkin saved

?
??

>>555290836
>>555291262
>>555292431
>>555292737
>>555293260
Lurk moar faggot. Just look at some threads before posting. When you find something of interest comment on it, but don't say you are a girl seriously no one cares.
i took the bait/10
Now show us your mammal glands or GTFO

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>>555296225
#4chanrekt

>>555296412
>Mammal glands
>mammal

Mammary glands you fucking ham sandwich.

>>555296225
>linear
>complicated
yep, that's rather contradictory

?
? ?

this disgusted me i hate you faggot op gtfo

>>555296225
>not long winded
>writes paragraphs

I cant handle all this faggotry

?
? ?
newfags cant triforce

>>555296952
how many signatures does that have to get?

>>555297076
®
®®

Am I doin it rite?

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>>555297254
It apparently changes. Once it reaches a certain level, it shoots for another goal.
Anyone care to explain this particular brand of circle-jerkerry?

?
? ?

>>555297715
That's just how that website works. It's a complete circlejerk where a petition is only successful when the person who started it says it is.

>>555290836
new fig can't sharpie in the tripooper

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>>555293170
Ok theres so much fucking bullshit in that little post I dont even know where to being, but here goes:

1. top of my class in the navy seals- I dont even think you graduated highschool.
2. Numerous secret raids on al quaeda- So what did bin ladens cock taste like?
3. 300 confirmed kills- Check my previous statement. Thats a lot of cocks.
4. Gorilla warfare? Its guerilla warfare you stupid fucking mouth breather.
5. Secret network of spies- I'll wait on my porch with a shotgun and a baseball bat for you and your boyfriends. Come at me bro.
6. The shit about the storm- yeah thats so fucking scary Im laughing. you should be a poet or something, fag.
7. I can kill you in over 700 ways. I dont care how many sex toys and buttplugs you have, Im not interested.
8. And thats just with my bare hands- If your mind is that set on getting me, you can use your mouth too.
9. Access to the arsenal of the marine corps- I thought you said you were a seal.


All in all, youre a fucking moron. Please dont besmirch the name of the Unites states armed forces by pretending to be one of them. Good day, faggot.

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>>555290836
gotta delete that system 32 folder on your pc before your a new friend.

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>>555298010
Oh, so anon is in charge of this?
>well fuck

>>555292414
8/10 greentext

>>555298397
Yeah. It automatically increased the goal as soon as you reach the current one. It's for people that want to pretend that they're getting things done.

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>>555290836

>>555298262
You must be new here...

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THEY COMETH

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>>555298710
We are getting things done.
>for the lulz

>>555294840
special snowflake syndrome, hope all this shit is b8.

>>555298262
>actually from tumblr
>the summer in this thread is real

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>>555293170

>>555290836
Well, I think we should welcome her. We made a faggot look at herself and admit that she's a faggot. That's why she's here. Anyway, Tits or GTFO

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>>555298986

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this image board, masquerading as a message board, a 1/10.

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>>555298262
>>555299569

>>555298262
>actually responding to pasta

?
? ?

newfags everywhere

>>555299843

u r poopoo

>>555298262
I can taste the faggotry off the screen

>>555294840
This some fine ass fettuccine

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>>555299783

whale tits it is

>>555300000

>>555294840
>>555296225 >>555299843
2 new pastas for the price of 1

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>>555299843
Whatever

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>>555297715
lmao

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>>555299939
That's it..

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find rape to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm home on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting anti women rights like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known is raped. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about women. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day kid.

>>555299843
*Tips fedora* M'faggot

>>555292480
I don't know what cartoon that was but was hilarious
10/10

Why the fuck are people responding to Heaven, again?

Stop that shit. You know better.

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>>555291579
>everyone og you

I'm sorry but your post triggered me

>>555300449
Pasta 0/10

>>555291105
how is this bait? it's just funny.

>>555300479
fuck you and all the neckbeards, athiests, horsefuckers, waeboo's, and every other beta faggot that thinks they are different or classy for wearing these hats. You fucking cunts ruined the fedora for everybody for all time. It's not the 1930's anymore. Unless you speak in a transatlantic american accent and work a small paying job in Chicago while wearing a suit. Then don't you dare put that hat on your disgusting crusty greasy "metal" edgy hair.

>>555290836
Please just go back to the ocean you whale.

>>555294840
Well, nigger, we aren't trying to kill tumblr. All we want to do is lol at people being triggered because anyone who would get "triggered" is a cumguzzling faggot, and deserves it.

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>>555299843
Is that fellow in the pic who I think he is?
Don't you post my mate Josh, moite.
Else I'm gunna hackering thru ur firewale liek a tru hackerist

>pick retated
>its my

>>555300449
I'm slurping up this spaghetti because this some good shit

>>555293151
>OC
>/b/
Pick one
also
Dear criminal scum,
Congratulations, you got a reaction from citizens. That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided I don't like people like you. You've messed with the village of the wrong guard. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you. You're pitiful swordsmen skills are hilarious. Slashing citizens and putting up fights are level 1. Can you pick Master level locks? Can you sneak through fort walls without leaving a trace? Your silly little spells won't protect you. I've hacked apart many bandits and spied on the leaders. I've broke into hideouts. I have been protecting since I had a sword. It's what I was raised to do.
You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just criminal scum. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I will probably feel joy in making you pay the fine. You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in high places that you don't want to know about. If you live even close to me you better fear for your life. Track my footsteps if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a broom. Break into my house if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to track you.
With love,
Imperial Guard
P.S. I would fear for your life while you still have it.

>>555300584

BECAUSE YOU MUST, FAGGOT

>>555298262
saved, 10/10 pasta

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>>555290836
Everybody in this thread including me r a bunch of fucking idiots stop replying to this thread

>>555290836
The word newfag is my trigger, please stop or I will have to have your 4chan account banned.

>>555300449
were you ever even in pre-school? you're sitting in your warm home, on your computer on 4chan. How're you any worse than us?

even tho this is probably b8, 4/10 made me rage.

>>555300886
I've seen your ID before, pal.
Fuck dude, who pisses in your cheerios every fucking day? Seriously. You come in here and scream and bitch at everybody every fucking day about how terrible they are. What the fuck do you have against Italian food garnished with herbs? Are you ever in a good fucking mood? Do you never get laid? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?? EVERY time I see your ID, I know I'll be witnessing another bitching. Yet you keep coming back spewing hate towards everybody. Sometimes I wish admin would just delete your account.
For once wake up with a smile and say something nice to somebody. Try it just ONCE. It might change your attitude. Wouldn't it be nice to visit this place and have people glad to see you for once?

>>555300449
I may be knew here but i know you should never let someone make you mad enough to type a whole essay, I mean god damn

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I haven't seen this much pasta since my visit to The Spaghetti factory.

>>555301115
Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot

>>555300884

Cancer goes on all boards, faggot.

>>555295119
Golly that picture pissed me off

>>555291579
top kek

Welcome, newcomer. I wish you luck.

>>555290836
>that ID colour

>>555299974
you fuck
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??

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>>555296906

>>555300943
You can't tell me what to do. You're not even my real dad.

>>555301393
That's why I'm a homosexual.

>>555301393

>femanon
>getting men hard
>my sides

>He goes on /b/
>He is above the age of 18
top lel
Keep tipping those fedoras

>>555296225
I call BS on this one, how on earth did you know how to make your id "heaven"

>>555301393
>>555301206
Pastas 0/10

>>555301695
I would not mind making a leather fanny-pack out of asian belly-skin. The remains can be dumped off in a river, or some shit like that.
I mean, there are so many of them, and their skin will probably not smell that bad, in case some flesh/fat remains. Actually, I don't know how asian flesh would taste, probaly good, but that is diversity for you, but it could be funny. Just slaughter a few. And skin. Maybe flesh.

>>555300943
You're not Mr Skeltal! You can't boss me around!

>>555290836
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you better stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realised exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My Mother said to me- "Don't smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed and at 21 I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

GUYS THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A SPY FROM TUMBLR TRYING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE RAID PLANS
WHY ELSE WOULD SHE GO OUT OF HER WAY TO STATE SHE IS FROM TUMBLR AND VAGUELY STATE THAT OTHER FEMINISTS "TURNED ON HER"

WHILE IM HERE, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO FIX MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON?

I got accused of gorespamming tags and shit on tumblr and tumblr terminated my shitty rant blog without evidence.

Keep fighting the good fight. I /b/elieve in you.

>>555302184
And you're a faggot.

>>555302184
Killing yourself would be a good start

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>>555291579
>calling all brogres
>we must pray to the mighty shrek so he may stop this madness
>repeat after me
>Oh Based shrek, please wrap us in your layer and use your nuclear onions to kill all the non believers and feminists.
>shrek is love
>shrek is life

>>555294840
2edgy m8

>>555294840
Shut the fuck up you fat, idiotic, pathetic, emotional, lesbionic, crazy cunt.
Please end your pitiful life.

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>>555302536
swamp thread? Swamp thread.

>>555295119
>Chriswithclass

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>>555302184
Delete system32 candy ass roody poo

>>555296225
>After spending a few minutes here.
FUCK man, you must know EVERYTHING about EVERY single person in this community.
You're literally just a faggot, I hoe you grow up one day or kill yourself.

Also, gr8 b8.

>>555304531
ur a figit

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Don't even think about it

>>555304672
MODS

>>555291579
That was cool. I'm going to follow you on Tumblr for that one! ^.^

>>555304672
YOU FUCKING SAVAGE

DIRTY ANIMAL PIECE OF SHIT

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>>555304672
MODS!

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>>555304672
>mfw

> I was only twelve years old
>I admired feminism so much , I owned a lot of books and posters about it
>I pray to feminism every night, thanking it for the life I have been given
>"Feminism is love", I say, "Feminism is Equality"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Feminism
>I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel something warm moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's Anita Sarkeesian
> I am so happy
> She whispers into my ear, "This is equality"
> She makes me grab her with my dirty privileged cis white male hands and put her on her hands and knees
> I'm ready
> She spreads her pussy for me
> I penetrate her with my filthy privileged penis
> It hurts her so much,but I do it for equality
> I can feel my dick in her pussy as her eyes start to water
> She pushes against my force
> I want to please Anita
> I roar a mighty roar as I fill her with my dirty white cis-male filth
> My dad walks in
>Anita looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all equal now"
> Anita leaves through my window
Feminism is love Feminism is Equality
>MFW the following day I’m called to court because Anita denounced me for rape

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>>555304672
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>>555304672
Fuck you man, that's sick

>>555302536
1 Dishreckshun is my favorite band, /b/ro!

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>>555304672
You motherfucker!

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>>555304672
YOU SICK BASTARD

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>>555304672

>>555304672
you monster

>>555304672

Omg this triggered me omg do you not think of other people? OMG.

>>555290836

***TRIGGER WARNING***
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, cis scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my womyns' studies class in community college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 4chan, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed notes. I am trained in victim worship and I’m the most sensitive person in all of Tumblr. You are nothing to me but just another trigger. I will wipe you the fuck out with petitioning the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with using *TRIGGER WARNING* binary gender pronouns over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of otherkin across the United Rapes of America and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, man-ape. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your 4chan account. You’re fucking *TRIGGER WARNING* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can belittle you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just based on your gender. Not only am I extensively trained in histrionics, but I have access to the entire catalog of Sherlock .gifs and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will *TRIGGER WARNING* drown in it. You’re fucking dead, patriarch.

>>555304672
FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN HEARTLESS ASSHOLE

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>>555304672
Why, Anon? Why?

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>>555290836
I can sense the bait lord anywhere, It's worse than the sweat off my ass hair. Filthy casual.

>>555302536
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life
>shrek is love
>shrek is life

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>>555304672
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ???
THIS IS BLASPHEMY! THIS IS MADNESS!

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>>555290836
>>555290836
Obvious b8 is obvious.
-1/10

>>555306827
I just lost the game

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>>555300449
I think it's not a bait guys! rape is funny because you get touchy about it you landwhale

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>>555304672
Chocolate milk is fuckin' nasty anyway

>>555290836
Yes.
now tits or gtfo

>>555306651

discussion for the day

Tits or gtfo

>>555304672
Why did you post such a horrible thing?

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>>555307130
I AGREE

>>555301393
its true, if a female came here and posted a timestamped pic being like "i want a guy that makes this much money and if hes out of shape he has to exercise to get fit or we're done" and all those social rejects that make decent money would flow like honey in the promised land and you could just make them provide a life for you.

and you dont even have to be attractive

female priviledge

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>>555290836
Lovin' that the chocolate milk is getting more attention than you.

Pic related.

>>555307186
doxx this fucker

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>>555304672
Holy fucking shit, man...

>tits
>or
>gtfo

>>555295218
Yeah I've seen it in a couple of threads now.

>>555301868
Heres a joke. Womens rights.

Burn in hell, you worthless sack of semen. Nobody has anything to do with you. Youre a fucking joke. Please die.

>>555291579
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>>555307753
did you know the more you respond to them the more it makes them want to act like that

>>555307753
yo don't give her attention, that's why she was on tumblr in the first place and now why she's here. just follow darwin and demand tits, otherwise disregard.

The 4chin tumblr war was an inside job open your eyes sheeple

>>555300449
ALL THESE FREE PASTAS

>>555291579
lets see what the NSA has to say abnout that
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>>555304961
>>555304672
I can't see .webm videos, whats so wrong

>>555308256
I don't want to talk about it.

>>555307942
I love you.

>>555308256
ug otta download the winamp player

>>555294840
looks like you got triggered you fucking sociopath

>>555298262
>being this inbred tumblrfag
hi cockgobbler

>>555308256
ah you still have system32 don't you

>>555308484
Whats the big deal?

>>555308256
I'm sorry, but it's just too horrible to describe.

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>>555301393

>>555290836
you don't get a 4chan gold membership account until you show your racks.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S0fpMzoNVKE

>>555308667
I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. STOP RAPING ME.

>>555308160
hello, NSA here.
>you're both shitheads
Carry on feeding us your personal information through the various social mediums.

>>555308631
Why, do i have to do something with it?

>>555308160
this is beutiful

>>555302184
There is no proof that these 4chan raids actually happened. Tumblr is a shill perpetrated by Obama, the Jews and NWO. Know your false flag events, look up chemtrails, 9+11=fake!

PS. (_)_)==============>~~~~~

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>>555308160
You forgot "jihad", noob.

>>555308905
yeah you're gonna wanna get rid of it, it's a cookie that Tumblr installs every time you login. keeps you from seeing certain videos and photos off Tumblr's site.

>>555307508
I'll help you. I live at:

308 Negra Arroyo Lane
Albuquerque, NM
USA 87104

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>>555309459
Yeah i found him doxx away!!!

>>555309058
This picture raped me.

>>555309459
Walter?

>>555309809
No you fag it's his retarded offspring.

>>555309980
That's dissapointing