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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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ITT: Your favourite greentext stories.
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>>555246745
sorry for the lowquality
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>>555246745
another one
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>>555246745
>>555247051

>Be me

Stopped reading right there
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>>555246745
if this would be a fucking YLYL Thread i would lost in the first post

damn son saved that one
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>>555246745
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRcYf06iMs
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/tg/ here to keep the thread going.
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>>555247985
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someone wants to read the tale of the sunflowerman?
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>>555248087
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>>555247985
Incidentally, if you wanted the whole thing in one go:
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>>555248165

Done
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>>555248284
Glad Im not the only who saved it
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>>555248529
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Moar please.
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does anyone have All Hail Adobe Reader?
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>>555247051
A million/10
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rarely posted but epic
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i know its not greentext, but i like it
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>>555246745
10/10
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>>555249937
proper greentext
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>>555249828
Long-winded insanity about fucking with kids.
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>>555249660
I would cry myself to sleep every night if that happened...
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>>555246745
>house party
>Monday night
I call bullshit on your pasta
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>>555247893
Background info?
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Darwinism at it's finest.
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>>555247893
hey fellow fa/tg/guy, posting /tg/'s best
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>>555250831
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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>>555250723
What info do you need? All the important stuff is in the story
>Go to play D&D
>Delicious foodstuffs
>Suddenly, shit everywhere
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>>555250831
Well done. Here's some /tg/ shit that's fucked up enough for /d/
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>>555249164
http://www.rsvlts.com/2014/03/20/24-hilarious-greentext-tales-of-it/
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>>555251083
thanks heaven, have some /v/ related shenanigans
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/x/phile gets trolled
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>>555246745
pic related
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>>555251238
OH GOD I REMEMBER THIS. OH SHIIIIIT!!!!!
have some OC
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>>555252343
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>>555246745
bump
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>>555252598
this can be disproven with yesterday's Tumblr raids
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>>555250579
I remember that thread. God bless OP's heart.
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>>555252598
Classy as fuck.
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>>555253006
What happened? Did /pol/ manage to not call someone a niggerfaggot for more than 10 seconds?

>>555253126
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this is kinda a copypasta but still a classic
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>>555253569
What is this shit, Anon? A picture for ants?>>555253410
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>>555253569
sweet thumbnail bro
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Dumping what I've got
Starting with Neal
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>>555253731
sokka came pretty close to fucking the moon tho
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>>555247807
MY. FUCKING. SIDES.
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I'd like you to meet my friend Timmy The Destroyer.
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>>555253818
>this will always be my 100% favourite, my sides are in the 6th dimension
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>>555246745
>cockblocked by 9/11
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>>555254515
I had forgotten about this. Man, we are some messed up people.
>>555254254
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>>555247807
OH MY GOD! I've LOST, hard...
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>>555254039
holy shit that was great
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Similer to neal if you've read one but not the other
the tale of fats mcgee and his retard three
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>>555246745
>Starts balling uncontrollably
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from /tg/
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>>555247807
this thread is better than every ylyl thread in the past six month
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>>555256642
I fucking love /tg/ stories
Any more?
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>>555257119
retoast
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>>555246745
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KvjPwwYXYNMopylbhQNl5e3_UFvV8qP_We72xWYCmao/edit#
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>>555254978
Not a YLYL thread.
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>>555247893
I want to know what was in that shit.
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>>555258461
>implying this thread has to be YLYL to be better than YLYL
>shiggy
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>>555251293
i'll never understand /v/
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>>555247764
Irish? only child? I call bullshit
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>>555257935
not funny but this one sheds manly tears
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>>555260251
i'm irish and i have 4 brothers and sisrers
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short and sweet.
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not that funny, but is required in every thread thread
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>>555259571
>mightbejesus
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>>555248529
FUCKIN KEKKED
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>>555253410
/pol/ managed to troll /b/ into taking a massive shit on tumblr. Hundreds of 'tag cleanup' posts to bury gore, around 30-40 panic attacks, several suicide attempts, multiple pizza deliveries, a couple off alleged completed suicides (almost certainly attention whoring), five gold rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
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>>555246745
Can't dodge the Rodge
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a bunch of 911 calls, I thing a have afew of these threads
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>>555249241
>that ending

What the fuck did I just read
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>>555260305
Stopped reading the instant I realised its that gay little kids game

If this made you cry you have something wrong with you
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>>555259286
>implying this thread has to be YLYL to be better than YLYL

No, guy just said he lost as if it was YLYL

This shits way better than most of the cancerous YLYL threads I see repeated day in day out
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>>555262017
>Too poor to afford warhammer minis
that's what I heard at least
captcha: keeenly florentina
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>>555262017
>stop liking what i dont like
take it easy anon
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captcha: because chillli
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>>555262519
>Too poor to afford a PC or any games console that makes warhammer obsolete
Tip top lel
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>>555250579
that gave me the feels
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>>555263014
I can afford both, that's the beauty of having a real job
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>>555253818
fucking neal
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Last pic that wasn't saved when I was drunk at 3 AM, just gonna lurk from now on.
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>>555247764

And feminists say women can't rape.

Cool story though
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>>555263232
>having a real job
As opposed to having an imaginary job right?
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>>555258583
what
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>>555247807
Jesus fucking Christ my sides are in orbit
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>>555258583
Fake as fuck
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>>555262909
I've got tears in my eyes, anon.
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>>555247051
My sides.
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>>555263707
As apposed to being "le soulful artist", or "I'm such a great writer XD", yes I have a real Job.
I also have to consider the following now that I've realised what the fuck i'm foing right now
>2014
>arguing with Heaven

>>555264620
Never said it was real, just posted it, pic related
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Found Sir Bearington and that d&d wrestler thing, posting both now
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Its 5am here and I'm stoned out of my mind.please don't let this thread die
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>>555250970
>feel
f?l/Submit
verb
1.
be aware of (a person or object) through touching or being touched.
"she felt someone touch her shoulder"
synonyms: perceive, sense, detect, discern, notice, be aware of, be conscious of More
be aware of (something happening) through physical sensation.
"she felt the ground give way beneath her"
examine or search by touch.
"he touched her head and felt her hair"
synonyms: touch, stroke, caress, fondle, finger, thumb, handle More
be capable of sensation.
"the dead cannot feel"
give a sensation of a particular physical quality when touched.
"the wool feels soft"
synonyms: seem, appear, strike one as More
informal
investigate something cautiously.
"they want to feel out the situation"
informal
fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.
2.
experience (an emotion or sensation).
"I felt a sense of excitement"
synonyms: experience, undergo, go through, bear, endure, suffer More
consider oneself to be in a particular state or exhibiting particular qualities.
"he doesn't feel obliged to visit every weekend"
have the strength and energy to do or deal with.
"after the accident she didn't feel up to driving"
be healthy and well.
"Ruth was not quite feeling herself"
be emotionally affected by.
"he didn't feel the loss of his mother so keenly"
have compassion for.
"poor woman—I feel for her"
synonyms: sympathize with, be sorry for, pity, feel pity for, feel sympathy for, feel compassion for, be moved by; More
3.
have a belief or impression, especially without an identifiable reason.
"she felt that the woman positively disliked her"
synonyms: sense, have a (funny) feeling, get the impression, have a hunch, intuit More
hold an opinion.
"I felt I could make a useful contribution"
synonyms: believe, think, consider (it right), be of the opinion, hold, maintain, judge; More
noun
noun: feel; plural noun: feels
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>>555247807
I can't breath. my sides hurt so bad, who's the poor and glorious bastard that posted this when it was OC
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>>555250579
That was the best thing I've ever read
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