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trapped a possum last night /b/ wut do?
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trapped a possum last night /b/ wut do?
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>>555223009
are these the motherfuckers that scream like little girls? if so i would recommend to skin that trucker and wear him as a hat.
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eat it
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Feed lolly snakes
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kill it and post video
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>>555223009
Let it go pouusums is cool
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>>555223323
bump
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>>555223009
Feed it. Or send it to space.
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feed him peanut butter

3 get
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send it to space with the rest of the /b/ pets
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Kill it make a video post it
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re enact the great raccoon massacre of 1997 AND KILL EM' ALL (my dad killed 30 of them in a week with a trap and a .22, before the police confiscated both.)
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>>555223009
Poke it with a stick until it's mad as fuck

Then feed it bananas
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>>555223220
never heard them scream. and there are fuck tons of them around here. i think hes kinda cool
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Cut its tail off and turn it into jerky
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op u have to select a roll number
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let it go you fucking piece of shit
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Kill kill kill kill
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>>555223587
>>555223437
i do not have the proper equipment for space travel. i might feed him tho
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>>555223323
bump
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put finger in cage
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>>555223009
Let it bite your dick
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Stick your dick in the cage
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>>555223009
Keep it for a week feeding it nothing but sweet potatoes and water, then kill and eat it. Good shit
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cum on it
if 14 get, let it cum on you
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use catapult and fire it at a wall
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>>555223009
Go to /k/, I guarantee they'll have a good response.

Anything involving a nugget is a good idea.
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>>555223009
spray it purple
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Light it on fire
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got to a race sensitivity training class with it, enroll now. Do it white boi cracka
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>>555224015
fuck
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put it in a friends or neighbors car
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>>555224031
I second this
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>>555224015
THIS
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>>555223009
get high as fuck with it eat garbage and pretend to die together
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douse that fucker with gasoline and light em up
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>>555223009
>>555223009

feed it and make it your cool possum pet friend
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>>555223009
Train him and name him nigger
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>>555223009
poke your dick through the cage. he looks friendly enough to gently lick your lenis
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>>555224305
best one !
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>>555223931
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>>555224015
how does it feel to come so close?
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Shave it bald
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Domesticate it and train it to attack intruders. No-one suspects a possum attack when they're robbing someone's shit.
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Did I hear someone say possum space program?
>Possum space program.
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Stick up the ass and then light it on fire
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Cum on its face.
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put dick in cage
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Tame and raise it as if it were a baby
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>>555223009
jizz on it with timestamp
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>>555223009
I'm suprised you caught one, judging from your handwriting.
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>>555224319
second this I want a fucking pet possum!
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sedate it and shave it then catapult it ?
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>>555223009
Lighter fluid. Lighter. Camera.
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>>555223439
haha thats what i used to trap him. PB on a pieces of bagel
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>>555224417
I second this idea
we sent a frog to space.
send this motherfuckers to space
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Take it out to a fine dinner, then eat him for dessert
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>>555223009
Dick in cage. Yes it will fit, don't worry.
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>>555224305
this
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Space programm
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>>555223009
Make it battle other wild animals until it reaches lvl 95 or so, then feed it a couple rare candies and BAM... you now have a lvl 100 Possum!
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>>555224381
put it in the toilet, take a shit and flush it right down
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>>555224381
now you should poke him

that is one evil looking fucker
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Take it into your house
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>>555224319
already named him nigger. see time stamp
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Q-tip up the ass then light it on fire
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>>555223009
If 555223009 isn't an option, let it free.
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SPACE PROGRAMME
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op you know what to do
>vikings funeral
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>>555224417
hes a bit heavier than a frog and i dont have any weather ballons lying around
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>>555224506
yes b/c fur trapping requires excellent penmanship
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>>555224978
go buy some helium balloons
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This opposum seems pretty cool, you must name him Bart, paint his face yellow and make him a skateboard.
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>>555224978
someone get this man some balloons!
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Second this
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>>555224978
Show it your cock
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>>555223883
Strap him to a one of those hobby rockets
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>>555223009
>Anonymous (ID: 93YFXFUc) 07/07/14(Mon)18:02:51 No.555223009?>>555223220 >>555223367 >>555223437 >>555223669 >>555223956 >>555223983 >>555224081 >>555224113 >>555224305 >>555224315 >>555224319 >>555224330 >>555224494 >>555224506 >>555224550 >>555224642 >>555224765 >>555224878
Kill it with Eggs before it lays Fire!!
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>>555224381
1. Zip tie mouth shut
2. Tie Jimmy to a board
3. Prop board up in yard
4. tape 90000 bottle rockets (the whistling ones) to board
5. Make sure all the wicks are together faggot
6. Light it
7. Opossum lift off
8. Explodes in air
9. Meat rains down on neighborhood
10. Everyone thinks zombie apocalypse is real
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torture and film

or keep as pet
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Keep him as a pet
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>>555223009
microwave.
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Feed it steroids then ride it into battle.
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tie him to ceiling fan...
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get it drunk, possibly feed it spicy foods
also have it fight with other possums, train it as a warbeast
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>>555224978
Then use lots of balloons
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>>555223009
Space is the only salvation that fucker will feel.
Do it OP.
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put it in a condom and push it up your ass
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>>555225498
agreeeed
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>>555223009
Kill it

Swing it around by its tail

Its fun, Ive done it.
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Take a shit and put the shit in the cage.
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>>555224765
One upboat to you good gentlesir lel the reddit is taking 4chun, but only respectfully with le tipped fedoras LOOOL
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Please OP. Astronaut opossum
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Get some helium balloons op!
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Eminem song FACK
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>>555225498
this
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Catch another possum and have a gladitorial death match.

The Champion wins his freedom.
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>>>/k/21857119
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Op is to pussy to do anything violent. Its been 20 mins and nothing but nigger.

Fuck you
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If OP sends to space, it will be a perfect follow up to last nights epic thread with fuji lovegod
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Kill it and tie it to a stick by its tail, then use it as a possum flail.
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>>555225410
well thats a bit of a dichotomy
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>>555225934
to pussy or not to pussy
currie
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>>555225892
what did tumblr win?
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>>555223009
cover penis in peanut butter
put dick in cage
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>>555225845
This!

Or catch another possum breed them beat the shit out of the babies and continue to inbreed the possums post beating and several generations later create a race of super possums who are genetically ingrained to be bad ass and tough as shit
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>>555225940
did he ever actually get it in?
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so is anything actually going to happen or am i wasting my time here?
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Put the cage in the bathtub and fill it up slowly.
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Feed it fruit. Gradually gain its trust. Keep as pet.
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>>555225535
>>555224825
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>>555226583
second this
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Take it to Wal-Mart and release it
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>>555226708
Is the fan even on?
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>>555226708
It will piss on everything.
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>>555226708

turn on fan nigger faggot
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>>555223009
>Go to store
>Buy a ton of helium balloons (30 maybe)
>Tie every single one to that little bitch
>Write on his fur with sharpie "?????? 7"
>Let him break the surly bonds of Earth's atmosphere where he'll reside in Low Earth Orbit until orbit decay does him part
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>>555226708
wat
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>>555223883
just use a shitload of helium balloons!
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>>555226708
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Totally did. Ended up nailing her and posted pics. It was great.
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Feed it and train it to be your domestic pet then release it in someplace where it will attack people then fuck off back to possum world.
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>>555226708
tie a bunch of knives to the cage and turn the fan on
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>>555227015
gj
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>>555226708
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE POOR!!
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>>555223009
Put the cage in a pool and slowly fill it with water.
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You named him nigger. Why not get the little guy some fried chicken?
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>>555227057
Not me dumbshit. OP did last night
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>>555225892
you miss spelled tumbler you dink
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These kind of threads are the resond I always keep a shitton of ballons and a tube of helium at home. Jist in case I'd catch something
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>>555226708
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>>555227167

i second dis
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>>555226708
go to game stop treaten to release it if you do not get battletoads for free
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>>555225934
go do that to something/someone that can fight back. come back post results
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stick with nugget bayonet. pull trigger. video it
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feel it's fur or hands. They are very soft. See if it will eat some fruit or tuna you might have lying around. Let it go.
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>>555226708
dude seriously go to the fucking grocery store and grab like 5 bagillion baloons and send this guy across town
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>>555226708
/potential
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Name it Neil ballstrong and send the fucker to space
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>go do that to something/someone that can fight back. come back post results

this

>>555227461
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>>555226708
hey op we have that same fan at my house
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>>555227434
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
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shoot it. thats what I do when I catch these fuckers
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>>555227392
Me too!
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Make a second shoveldog.gif
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du rekon OP will deliver ?
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>>555223009
You don't have the choice of releasing it. You trained it to avoid traps now, it won't be trapped again. If you release it, you create a nightmare scenario for the next poor bastard that it starts harassing. Have to kill it
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Make it try on tiny hats then feed it and let it go. Don't be a dick op Possom bros are chill
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>>555223009
OP

Put it in a metal sheet the same size as the metal cage, then light a small fire under one side of it.

Nigger possum reaction priceless.
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>>555226708
record this shit
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OP,
you could let this thread go and prepare for the space program.
it doesn't have to be today, but give us a time and date for when you think you'll have the stuff ready.
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Make Nigger a hat.
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>>555223009
SET IT FREEEEEEE
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>>555224015

I agree with this. Put a pictures of Chloe next to him and then cum on his fucking face!
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>>555226708
Clearly astronaut testing.

OP you make NASA proud.
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>>555227836
Set him free, you fucking faggot.
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>>555228142
second this
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Its just past the fourth you probably can get hella cheap fire works. Send that nigger to space with like 50 bottle rockets.
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>>555228296
>>555227836
Referring to OP, sorry anon.
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>>555228286
I didn't think of that. Well done OP.
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a litre of helium can lift a gram, weigh it and do the math! use garbage bags, they hold 90 litres each.
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>>555227671
>>555227461
back to lebbit/dumbler you whiteknight faggots.
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>>555227605
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>>555224417
Possum Space program. Send that oversized rat to space.
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>>555228456
better yet, he could use those punching bag balloons, probably more sturdy than trashbags.
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Shit and piss in his cage
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Shoot it or kill it with a shovel.
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I swear this nigga killed one of these before..
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Set it free
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>>555226901
do this, it'll be like the frog all over again
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>>555228538

Better yet see if you can catch another and breed them to get a baby awwww yea nigga pet possum all up in this nigger.
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Never forget!

You summer fags won't get the reference.
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>>555228571
yes. our ability to put animals into space knows no limits.
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>>555228585
they're too heavy

>captcha aznerat success
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>>555228683
op found a toad, froze it and gave it vodka to put it to sleep. tied shitload of balloons to its limbs and sent to space.
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>>555226457
THIS
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>>555228683
YES
fucking hivemind
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never forget
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>>555228683
Correction:
2006er here, only summercandyasses will get the reference
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Put a gun to its head and quote Dirty Harry
"You just gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya punk?"
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This
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OP you know what to do.
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Whatever you do op you will still be a sad pathetic cunt who resides on 4chin so either kill the poor bastard or let it go you sad sad piece of shit. Also if you are going to kill it try fucking it in the ass first you sick faggot fucker.
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>>555226901

I wish we can get this sit organized...I'd pyut money for doing this.
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>>555228990
gotta love 4chin
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>>555228462
I second this notion
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SPACE RAT.
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Show that even possums are better than pollaks. Into space get.
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OP
is there anyway you know of that we can get the supplies to you?
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Glue some raving leds on it and set it free.
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1. trap in small box
2. washingmashing
3. Tumbledryer
4. Back in cage
5. Hot shower time
6. Ice cold shower time
7. ????
8. Profit

I'm sure you can think of more, OP
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>>555229192
totes not whitenight ;)
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>>555229192
If he's in northern illinois, I'll help with supplies.
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>>555228878
Still it will make it an epic thread to send a possum to space.
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cum on it if 97 get
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Let it go, OP, please.
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>>555229428
this, send it to space
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>>555229421
oh shit, same here what area code brah?
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>>555229531
Whiteknight fag detected
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>>555223009

Lots of excellent suggestions. But if you're seriously looking for help, I've been wthat situation and would recommend:
1. If in the country, throw the whole thing in a full barrel of water and put on the lid
2. If in the city, Google for pest removal (typically a fee) or opossum / raccoon rescue (typically free)
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>>555228931
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>>555229741
killing it is no fun faggot
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>>555223009
let it go faggot
4chan does not agree with animal cruelty
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>>555229886
SHOOT
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OP send the guys at the ISS a present.
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>>555229886
this kills the possum
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>>555229886
pull the fucking trigger you stupid nigger
do it do it do it
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>>555229648
847
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>>555229891
it's a rhodent faggot, a pest animal
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Step 1: Go to store and buy balloons and something to sedate the possum with.
Step 2: Sedate Possum
Step 3: Tie Possum up with string and attach to balloons
Step 4: Release balloons and take pictures
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>>555229886
kill the vermin
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>>555229689
You know that only works with women, right? Well, I hope it's ben a pleasant summer for you so far, oh newfriend.
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>>555229886
NOW I'M INTERESTED
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>>555229886
dude... into space get!
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>>555229886
Sedate.
Send to moon.
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>>555229886
you've sparked my interest OP
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>>555230067
815
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take care of it
gain his trust...
then send him to space
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>>555223323
get
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kill
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>>555230282
>>555230223
>>555230215
Second this
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>>555223634
you sir made an oldfag laugh
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kill
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>>555230139
Been here since 2010 mate.
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OP is a faggot if he doesn't send it to space
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>>555229886

someone with knowledge with gund, is this gun real?
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>>555230223
A lunar colony of possums would show that american possums are better than russian males.
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>>555230605
Yes. Why wouldn't it be? He has a fucking nugget bayonet.
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>>555230568
thats great
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kill
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put it in your neighbors mailbox
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>>555230568
THANK GOD YOU MADE A DEMOTIVATOR WITH THE SAME TEXT THAT IS IN THE PICTURE.

Just saying, I hate this shit. Buttmad.
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>>555229886
lool shooting against brick. hope you are ready for that ricochet.
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>>555223009
Stab its eyes out and jizz in its eye sockets, you little fucking faggit.
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>>555230605
looks real 2 mee
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>>555230069
its actually a marsupial.
>>555228931
even happen to have a .44 mag lying around
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>>555230568

THE IMAGE IS MADE.
WE CANT CHANGE THE JUDGMENT OF \b\.
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>>555230842
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>>555223220
little girl screams are actually foxes
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Hit it with a rock!
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>>555230626
This possum belongs beyond the stars. It must be sent to raid alien trash cans
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at least fire a warning shot at it
Then send him to space!
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it
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>>555223009
>>drug it
>>attach baloons
>>send to space
>>win
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>>555231063
This
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>>555231124
>its hot in here, isnt it?
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>>555231124
if we put this on tumblr....
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