Girlfriend turned 18 last night, took this about 2 hours after.
For you my /b/abes
>>555040883
She's hot. I envy you
>>555040883
post moar op
>>555040883
whole set plz
>>555040883
what does the green post it say ?
>>555041272
>>555041371
Didn't take many, and most are blurred hard because of movement.
>>555041621
To Do check list
>dat bareback
You've just triggered a babby
post moar fgt
>>555040883
Who took the photo? It scares me.
>>555042010
You can see her hand with phone in top left of mirror, silly beans
>>555041968
Implant
>>555042191
OH, CYBERNETICS WON'T SAVE YOU NOW
what if i'm viewing this is a different timezone that is a few hours before she turned 18?
>>555042656
GET THE MODS
>>555042656
Wouldn't change her lifetime duration would it you peenor
>>555042656
>mfw u just discovered the remedy for infinite life. stay on plane and go west, all da time.
>>555042727
incoming
>>555043345
In case anyone was wondering just how much cock is stuffed in her asshole
>>555043584
HA
>>555043647
areyoufuckingkiddingme
with the size of that
>>555043647
nice try, fag.
you shopped the fuck out of that dick.
>>555043647
>>555043647
cock is large. you should have some off it removed or one day the end will go black and fall off
Fact
>>555044125
Nope
>>555043647
I would totally suck that dick, no homo of course
moar of the girl ass
>>555040883
>>555041810
>>555043647
Beautiful! More!
The best part of this /b/roskis, is that it's her phone. I didn't take ask her to take them. She just leaned over to the desk and started hammering the button while I filled her butthole to the breaking point
>>555044419
i can tell from some of the pixels
>>555044925
pics are fucking wicked man.. nice one for sharing
>>555043647
Hey I can.make my dick longer in Photoshop to
>>555045229
Going from the original photo do you really think I'm insecure enough about my gigantic peepee to add a few inches to it? It's like a battering ram.
>>555043647
>creates a thread to brag
>obvious dick shop enlargement
confirmed for insecure beta
>>555045543
Got any moat pics of you fucking her?
Also, why not post PENIS to disprove the photoshop claims? I'm interested to know. Penis envy, I guess.
>>555045543
It's probably average and thick. That's about it.
Any more pics bro?
>>555045543
and thanks for the pics /b/ro.
Fucking awesome.
>>555045820
And ontop of that she is small making it look bigger than it is
yfw you realize 18 isn't the magic number for age of sexual consent. It's 16 or 17 in most states.
>>555040883
huge dick op
>>555046064
I'm English, it's 16 here.
But I couldn't post naughties before last night
>>555044125
>>555045229
>>555045595
>>555045820
>>555046020
>mfw these pathetic, kissless virging neckbeards aren't even remotely trying to hide their obvious jealousy
Fucking faggots.
>>555046441
ah, true
>>555046441
Isn't porn banned in England?
>>555046064
HURR DURR CONSENT IS NOT THE SAME AS POSTING PICS HURR DURR
>>555046817
Yes, by goyest of goys Cameron.
God can you faggots not just shut the fuck up with your autism for five goddamn minutes for the sake of letting this generous bro share his pics with us?
Fucking christ go back and hide in your hugboxes.
Faggots.
>>555046817
We wank to tea and scones.
>OP's benis
>>555046972
My apologies sir.
>>555047054
If OP had more pics he'd post them. If not, he'd be the faggot.
BTW, we understand if you have identity issues regarding your autism.
>yfw he is wearing a fake dick
>>555047207
Oh, I'm not Bongoloid, I'm Underwaterlandic.
>>555046693
Dawg photoshop isn't a joke plus that skank is tiny
>>555046817
Nope
The fact that your hand is morphing into her ass isn't photoshop either, right?
>>555043647
you have a huge dick OP, mines big, but I'm glad it isn't that big. I love going balls deep in my girlfriend and knowing she's having the fuck of her life, not a excruciatingly painful experience.
>>555047961
looks more like camera shaking
>>555047961
obviously he is flashing gang signs and didn't want the law enforcement to catch on
>>555047961
Wew, ur such a autist :DDDD
>>555046693
bro, half that thing is scar, i can see it from here.
>>555047961
It's literally taking me this long to realise that's a hand, I looked at it myself wondering if it was a camera glitch but yeah that's a hand. I'm obviously reaching toward or away from my cock silly beans.
It's motion blur. Thanks for clearing that up for me though I nearly tripped balls wondering what that is.
>>555048256
Good strawman, faggot
>>555047961
>what is motion blur
>>555040883
>>555041810
>>555043647
OP. Let's get a few things straight.. I am a happy man. I have a great job, a circle of fantastic and intelligent friends. I am engaged to be married to the love of my life. I've come a long way from being a depressed, suicidal young adult. My life is good.
My life will never be "hearing and feeling an eighteen year old cum as I ram my fucking horse cock up her asshole" good. And I know you've been tapping that since her first algebra class.
I salute you bro, thanks for sharing.
>>555048184
Do you know how things work?
>>555048624
>great job
>love of my life
Would swap places with you to be honest
>>555048562
Saved
>>555048562
Keep going...
>>555048562
We have to go bigger
>>555048524
At first I was being sarcastic. I thought using sloppy [s4s]-maymays to convey my sarcasm would work. But you thought I was being serious, and so I will say you the following: you are autistic, no joke, no sarcasm. Go see a therapist.
Op that is scary. I've had some big dicks but that shit is terrifying.
This must be how lolis feel
>>555049646
>implying everyone browses s4s
>implying half the people here aren't retards and assuming you're also one isn't viable
>assuming a therapist can cure autism
i couldn't be that stupid if i tried
>>555041810
was ur gf on the todo list :)
>>555040883
Fucking Amerifags and their age of consent.
Here in Canada 16 is legal, and it's fucking great
>>555049767
Show us all your tiny butthole and i'll tell you if it would fit
>>555048562
kek
>>555048562
nigger with diploma dotjpg
>>555043236
> not just going near to one of the poles and walking in short circles around it.
>>555040883
mehehehe US fags waiting for girls to be 18 before having sex.
I feel sorry for you.
Best wishes from a scandinavian fag where the age limit is set for 15 years old
>>555049517
This.
>>555050267
moar pictures on the way? or is this a thread about your dick now?
>>555049517
>>555043584
lol...i get that reference XD
...this is rare
Why doesn't op just post a pic of his dick to prove his size?
>>555050573
has science gone too far?
>>555050240
And you're still a virgin. Good job, Canada.
>>555043584
I am so happy this has happened
>>555050493
Sorry I don't have any more... All of them are mega blurry.
There's actually a video but there's no way I'm posting that sorry. It does show her riding in pussy and then the point where I first enter her asshole, she gasps and rises really high up and curses a lot.
But nope, no I will not.
>>555050573
What about the nuts?
>>555050815
>>555050573
Fucking dying.
>>555049998
Yep, autism.
>>555050448
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
>>555050448
>sweden
>feminist paradise
kek.
>>555050873
get the fuck out then
>>555048562
>>555050573
the best laugh i've had in 4chan
>>555050824
Yeah virgin all the way..
>>555050267
buttsex is gay
>>555050873
alright fuck off then if you're not going to post anything else
>>555051121
Have you been here for one whole hour already?
>>555050815
my seids
>>555050873
Aw. C'mon man.
You will has legend.
>>555051317
your Jeff Seids are in orbit?
>>555050815
Not sure, but we've got an asexual man on a pole watching pornography.
>>555051291
like 3 years, i don't laugh easily
>>555050240
18 is when you can do porn here.
Age of consent ranges from 16-18. Less if the other partner is also under 18
>>555050573
Love hurts
>>555050873
Post screenshots of the video, and post some regular pics of her with the face cropped out if you're worried about her identity. We still haven't seen her tits. You should be fucking banned for that alone.
>>555051470
>i don't laugh easily
>laughs at enlarged penis made in paint
>>555051410
cmon op, post some blurry ones too.
>>555050815
you're at a crossroads OP, do you want to be legendary?
>>555040883
Fuck man, that's disgusting. Look at that greasy hair.
>>555050573
Doctors hate him
>>555040883
OP u fukken your own dik
>>555048562
DOUBLE IT
>>555051685
>debates how often another poster laughs
>seriously just did this.
>>555051501
Pretty well the same then I guess, no one here really cares enough to bust teenagers for pictures unless they obviously really underage, like 13 or 14
>>555051812
dick with legs
OP HERE - Sorry for lying /b/ros, heres the full uneditited/photoshopped pic.
>>555051553
k
>>555043647
How old are you, dude?
>>555048562
fucking dying
>>555051685
Oh my fucking god, i laughed at the whole story can you please fuck off lord of the mirth?!
>>555051812
lel
>>555052145
You may proceed......
>>555050448
waiting till 18 to post pictures you faggot
>>555051916
Go make a funny meme.
>>555052397
MOAR
>>555051812
i lol'd
>>555052397
Though you didn't have anymore.
>>555052397
Now that's more like it, son.
>>555050473
This cracked my shit up too.
>>555052397
searched the image and this showed up
OP'S COCK IS A LIE
>>555052397
Lucky
>>555052613
then you are fucking autistic
>>555050815
shit son im fcking dying
>>555052397
damn i wish i had a big and thick cock like that
>>555052242
Go to bed, newfag.
>>555051812
im dying
>>555052786
a k te mato primo
>>555052979
Estos putos no nos dejan reÃrnos
>>555052898
pvp me faget
real footage
>>555052904
oh god too funny
>>555053679
you should photoshop his dick coming out of the universe that will show em
>>555053679
Dammit why is that so funny
>>555048562
>>555050573
>>555051812
>>555052053
>>555052904
>>555053679
>>555052397
I think I'm more interested in your cock than her ass now...
>>555052145
She has nice titties. You may proceed.
summer isnt ITT :^)
>>555054246
The worst part of this is that i'm a spitting image of Sheldon irl and have been referred to as him for years
Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit who lived in the forest. And all the hobbit ever wanted was to be beautiful. And even though she was short and fat and hairy and had a littel dick, this little hobbit dreamed that one day she could have a bid dick like Moot. And then one day, along came a magic power, called Photoshop. And just like that, poof, the little hobbit had a big dick. And even though she still couldn't didn't last more than 5 seconds, or fuck a real girl, or act like Moot, or be a decent human being like Moot, the little hobbit was looked up to and loved, just like Moot!
>>555052397
That pussy looks stretched to the max. Why aint you in porn OP?
>>555054246
>>555050597
Why did I never make the paul weller / mods connection..?!
OPs House.
why such a shitty resolution OP
I can't fap to this
>>555054673
Less talking more posting pics of her riding that supposedly massive tool of yous
>>555055138
I FUCKING LOVE
THIS GUY^
>>555054673
Seriously at first I thought poster somehow got an unblurred pic of you cause blurred pic looks alike.
>>555052053
u seem to have a logical phallacy in your photo
>>555048562
>>555055490
keklel :^)
Oh fuck my sides!!
someone cap this thread
spacedicks
>>555055864
Pfffffft hahahaha why are dicks so funny
Somebody screencap all of this!.
OP declaring end of thread, abandoning in search of shorter and skinnier pray
Like this
Real footage
On mobile, but contributing dicks
Op i just wanna let you know, i am a closeted bi guy here... (about 80% straight, 20% gay/bi) and I would fucking pay you to let me blow you.
At work: meant to be working... On this thread and Im riding the ROFLcopter, Damn /b/ your funny
is not fotoshop guis
>>555056518
I'd pay to watch
>>555056703
best one yet
why is this making me laugh :P
>>555040883
Official new YLYL material.
>>555043647
Now the true purpose of the thread becomes clear. Another faggot who wants to show off his dick.
>>555056265
Huh? Just post more pics banging that chick
OP is 25 and was dating a fucking 17 year old. OP is a confirmed pedophile, can't wait until you get fucking thrown in prison for statutory rape you photoshopping dick faggot fuck.
>>555040883
holy fuck this thread
>>555057672
>>555056467
go eat a bag of dicks!!!
>>555054382
That's gay.
Look what curiosity just beamed over, looks like OP is getting it on again...
>>555057970
>>555043647
hahahaha so fake
Enjoi'd thread until the shopped dick.
the shop is more impressive than lil dappys dick shop
>>555040883
Das hintere ist herrlich
>>555056869
Why have i been laughing at your image for the past 5 minutes
THIS THREAD IS SO GOLD SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE IT!
>>555047961
I like the repeating part of your dick.
>>555057970
Your bitterness bores me; yet your rageb8 has made me reply. GTFO
>>555048208
this is the best post in this thread. the rest are pussy-posts
>>555050815
omg omg
no blowjob pic?
>>555058563
Hello summer
has anyone screencapped this already? if not, i´m gonna do it in a few
>>555059716
I don't think so anon, do it.
>>555043647
THERE AINT NO SHADOW!!!
>>555040883
>>555041810
mirin dat big dick
>>555043647
this one though is shooped as fuck
>>555051810
Kek
Someone Screen cap this thread pls
>>555053285
apuesto a que empiezan a quejarse de nuestro idioma
>>555040883
Nice timestamp you retard.
>>555050815
kek'd
>>555059449
the fact that you closely inspected his dick disturbs me
>>555060431
>>555055490
I literally have tears in my eyes, so fucking funny
>>555060643
>2014 being this new
>being disturbed on /b/
This has to be screencapped
>>555060643
>inspecting dicks
>not something we do here on /b/
Tumblr please go back to your shithole.
>>555046693
These faggots will call the dumbest bullshit it's obviously not shopped, they're just jealous.
>>555060852
Yes. YES. <<YES>>
But Im too fucked up to do it. Someone?
>>555044434
>I would totally suck that dick, no homo of course
Back to /fit/
>>555060431
He looks like the head of the office
>>555060852
wait wait let me photoshop something
>mfw this thread
>>555060992
>Yes. YES. <<YES>>
Every time after a fucking raid we get new recruits who don't lurk before they post.
>>555060852
>>555060643
>opens thread on /b/
>post pictures of him fucking his girlfriend
>post photoshopped dicks
>disturb on /b/
>>555053950
yes
>>555043647
man i just dropped my coke glass. Magnificent. No homo
>>555060643
you're not lurking frequently, are you ?
So, when will that faggot OP deliver more, instead of bad shoops from other anons ? Some people are trying to fap here.
>>555060643
Bet you don't even recognize that bulge
So fucking funny I had to tell my coworker why I'm laughing so hard!
She wasn't amused...
This thread got me crying
screencap the hell out of this im on phone
>>555050573
Long dick is long
>>555041968
because there are no other ways to prevent parasites in a relationship.
fucking idiot
>>555040883
asking myself if OP will continue to deliver
>>555061461
>>555061421
>>555061338
>>555060992
>>555060852
all of these newfags
>>555044362
>it will go black an fall off
my sides are in the orbit
>>555051904
did lol
This made my morning, thanks OP
Aaay lmao
Timestamp nao or your dick is shooped, faggot.
>>555061421
you should fuck her
okay now someone cap
>>555061808
>you don't get cock humor guess your feminist
finally some oc in this cesspool
pic related, mfw this thread
great fucking thread /10
>>555062218
best one yet
some1 archive this shit
best thread of day
>>555062219
hehe so many funny memes
>having sex before marriage
Kill yuorself pls
>>555047123
I can back this up.
We actually do.
>>555043647
Nice shoop
>>555040883
>>555040883
Nice one OP
when's it going to be my turn?
I'm a grill. I-I swear
>>555050815
quality lel
How many fingers can you fit into her ass? I wish my girlfriend liked anal but she only tolerates it - it's kinda' upsetting really. How can I get my girl to like anal more?
>>555040883
http://darkcinemaxx.tumblr.com/
>gf.