>Be me >At a friends house >Tells me he's been

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Anonymous (ID: hWKW23HI)
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Anonymous (ID: hWKW23HI) 2014-07-05 12:39:46 Post No. 554830941 [Report]

>Be me
>At a friends house
>Tells me he's been fapping to cheese pizza lately
>Says it real slow like I'm an autist
>"Cheeeeeeseeee Pizzzzaaaa? Know what that is?"
>Tell him to shut the fuck up course I do
>Says its the best fap he's ever had
>So wrong. So good.
>Say's I have to try it.
>Week later I decide to give it a go
>Have to wait 25 mins
>Answer the door in sunglasses and baseball hat, don't want to get caught
>Give the delivery driver cash without talking
>Rush back up to my room with the pizza
>Start the fap
>Staring at the crusty bits
>Nothings happening
>Concentrate on the grease
>Nothing
>Terrible fap
>30 mins and no end in sight
>Have to put on one of my old child molestation DVD's just to finish
>What gives guys?
>Is it because I ordered peperoni?

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Anonymous (ID: s1QeZmn3) 2014-07-05 12:43:23 Post No.554831294
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Anonymous (ID: s1QeZmn3) 2014-07-05 12:43:23 Post No.554831294 [Report]

>>554830941
got damn

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Anonymous (ID: aBOYDl/h) 2014-07-05 12:44:45 Post No.554831443
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Anonymous (ID: aBOYDl/h) 2014-07-05 12:44:45 Post No.554831443 [Report]

>>554830941
rofl 9/10

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Anonymous (ID: AOAMsDwR) 2014-07-05 12:45:51 Post No.554831564
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Anonymous (ID: AOAMsDwR) 2014-07-05 12:45:51 Post No.554831564 [Report]

>>554830941
>pepperoni
There's your problem

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Anonymous (ID: 81jPBD/d) 2014-07-05 12:46:21 Post No.554831620
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Anonymous (ID: 81jPBD/d) 2014-07-05 12:46:21 Post No.554831620 [Report]

I don't want any pepperoni near my cheese pizza

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Anonymous (ID: 64LDMYy/) 2014-07-05 12:46:34 Post No.554831642
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Anonymous (ID: 64LDMYy/) 2014-07-05 12:46:34 Post No.554831642 [Report]

>>554830941
what he meant is wrapping the warm pizza around your dick and then fap, not just looking at it. And it goes best with quatro fromaggi, that topping is best soft

good luck op

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Anonymous (ID: 2axs/EDV) 2014-07-05 12:46:35 Post No.554831646
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Anonymous (ID: 2axs/EDV) 2014-07-05 12:46:35 Post No.554831646 [Report]

Pepperoni are you a fucking amateur OP?

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Anonymous (ID: ItIVhtL8) 2014-07-05 12:46:39 Post No.554831656
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Anonymous (ID: ItIVhtL8) 2014-07-05 12:46:39 Post No.554831656 [Report]

Goddammit OP.
10/10
And yes pepperoni is the problem

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Anonymous (ID: q2GBogSw) 2014-07-05 12:46:45 Post No.554831663
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Anonymous (ID: q2GBogSw) 2014-07-05 12:46:45 Post No.554831663 [Report]

>>554830941
9/10 kek'd

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Anonymous (ID: GHlyYsiv) 2014-07-05 12:47:09 Post No.554831715
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Anonymous (ID: GHlyYsiv) 2014-07-05 12:47:09 Post No.554831715 [Report]

>>554830941
le funny cp maymay xD

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Anonymous (ID: jvFKOsid) 2014-07-05 12:47:25 Post No.554831742
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>>554830941

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Anonymous (ID: RtCsApSw) 2014-07-05 12:47:42 Post No.554831778
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Anonymous (ID: RtCsApSw) 2014-07-05 12:47:42 Post No.554831778 [Report]

>>554830941
you dun goofed son
>pepperoni

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Anonymous (ID: t+Uz7zo8) 2014-07-05 12:47:45 Post No.554831783
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Anonymous (ID: t+Uz7zo8) 2014-07-05 12:47:45 Post No.554831783 [Report]

Get the joke, but Peperoni pizza should stand for preteen porn.

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Anonymous (ID: ednuHNBM) 2014-07-05 12:48:41 Post No.554831868
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Anonymous (ID: ednuHNBM) 2014-07-05 12:48:41 Post No.554831868 [Report]

A new classic emerges from the muck!

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Anonymous (ID: j80tzXkh) 2014-07-05 12:48:54 Post No.554831894
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Anonymous (ID: j80tzXkh) 2014-07-05 12:48:54 Post No.554831894 [Report]

>>554830941
Did you tip the driver well?

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Anonymous (ID: 1tqYsEVH) 2014-07-05 12:49:01 Post No.554831907
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Anonymous (ID: 1tqYsEVH) 2014-07-05 12:49:01 Post No.554831907 [Report]

>>554830941
he said cheese pizza. not pepperoni you fucking beta. kid doesnt even know how to use memes.

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Anonymous (ID: LuO4wDBl) 2014-07-05 12:49:03 Post No.554831908
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>>554830941
10/10

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Anonymous (ID: 0leo6NEG) 2014-07-05 12:49:54 Post No.554831998
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Anonymous (ID: 0leo6NEG) 2014-07-05 12:49:54 Post No.554831998 [Report]

>>554830941
kek

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Anonymous (ID: JcBexkpz) 2014-07-05 12:51:48 Post No.554832220
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Anonymous (ID: JcBexkpz) 2014-07-05 12:51:48 Post No.554832220 [Report]

>>554830941
>sunglasses and baseball hat

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Anonymous (ID: YTJTPNXi) 2014-07-05 12:52:52 Post No.554832354
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Anonymous (ID: YTJTPNXi) 2014-07-05 12:52:52 Post No.554832354 [Report]

>>554831715
die faggot

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Anonymous (ID: /sP4Tevr) 2014-07-05 12:53:20 Post No.554832396
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Opened my mouth and repeatedly expelled air. Good show OP

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Anonymous (ID: E5WcLF1Q) 2014-07-05 12:54:35 Post No.554832538
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>>554830941
a dvd you said?
Enjoy your raid.

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Anonymous (ID: lRHObWS8) 2014-07-05 12:54:58 Post No.554832573
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Anonymous (ID: lRHObWS8) 2014-07-05 12:54:58 Post No.554832573 [Report]

>>554830941
>Have to put on one of my old child molestation DVD's just to finish
This should be the last line.
7/10

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Anonymous (ID: hiNAIJ3r) 2014-07-05 12:56:04 Post No.554832716
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Anonymous (ID: hiNAIJ3r) 2014-07-05 12:56:04 Post No.554832716 [Report]

>>554832538
>Welcome to ALDI
Confirmed for nigger poorfag

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Anonymous (ID: wt+/KDK1) 2014-07-05 12:56:24 Post No.554832752
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Anonymous (ID: wt+/KDK1) 2014-07-05 12:56:24 Post No.554832752 [Report]

>>554832538

D...Did you actually just take OP seriously?

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Anonymous (ID: JA8s6tqS) 2014-07-05 12:57:02 Post No.554832826
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Anonymous (ID: JA8s6tqS) 2014-07-05 12:57:02 Post No.554832826 [Report]

>>554832538
>not even a /b/ tab

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Anonymous (ID: OrdeQMTU) 2014-07-05 12:57:21 Post No.554832852
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Anonymous (ID: OrdeQMTU) 2014-07-05 12:57:21 Post No.554832852 [Report]

>>554830941
fuck, this has made me really hungry... looks lush

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Anonymous (ID: OAu5c+8N) 2014-07-05 12:57:41 Post No.554832887
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Anonymous (ID: OAu5c+8N) 2014-07-05 12:57:41 Post No.554832887 [Report]

>>554832538
0/10

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Anonymous (ID: hZ9Yg5Un) 2014-07-05 12:57:47 Post No.554832904
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Anonymous (ID: hZ9Yg5Un) 2014-07-05 12:57:47 Post No.554832904 [Report]

>cheese pizza
>cheese
>order pepperoni

Full retard.

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Anonymous (ID: 81jPBD/d) 2014-07-05 12:57:58 Post No.554832921
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Anonymous (ID: 81jPBD/d) 2014-07-05 12:57:58 Post No.554832921 [Report]

>>554832752
that date on the screenshot doe

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Anonymous (ID: iTnyF5qS) 2014-07-05 12:58:00 Post No.554832924
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Anonymous (ID: iTnyF5qS) 2014-07-05 12:58:00 Post No.554832924 [Report]

>>554832538

Holy fucking shit.

>being this new

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Anonymous (ID: 0leo6NEG) 2014-07-05 12:58:33 Post No.554832982
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Anonymous (ID: 0leo6NEG) 2014-07-05 12:58:33 Post No.554832982 [Report]

>>554832538
>09/20/13
nigger you're not even trying

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Anonymous (ID: 245jWJa3) 2014-07-05 12:58:58 Post No.554833038
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Anonymous (ID: 245jWJa3) 2014-07-05 12:58:58 Post No.554833038 [Report]

>>554830941
i like to add a little Habanero sauce to my pizza beforehand, your pizza needs moar bite.
also suck some hard candy while fapping, its stimulating.

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Anonymous (ID: d4E+lJCY) 2014-07-05 12:59:06 Post No.554833057
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Anonymous (ID: d4E+lJCY) 2014-07-05 12:59:06 Post No.554833057 [Report]

>>554832538
This is like john copypasta. nobody falls for it yet respond to it.

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Anonymous (ID: E5WcLF1Q) 2014-07-05 13:01:26 Post No.554833320
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Anonymous (ID: E5WcLF1Q) 2014-07-05 13:01:26 Post No.554833320 [Report]

>>554833057
you're wrong my friend, check these faggots taking the bait like the little retards they are:
>>554832716
>>554832924
>>554832752

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Anonymous (ID: OC8++qFq) 2014-07-05 13:04:11 Post No.554833618
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Anonymous (ID: OC8++qFq) 2014-07-05 13:04:11 Post No.554833618 [Report]

>>554830941
Legitimately lol'd

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Anonymous (ID: 4TaoJzv1) 2014-07-05 13:05:13 Post No.554833739
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI

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Anonymous (ID: TUUePEM6) 2014-07-05 13:06:25 Post No.554833880
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>>554831715

more than you are contributing faggot

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Anonymous (ID: NUi7h/Ny) 2014-07-05 13:09:50 Post No.554834221
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Anonymous (ID: NUi7h/Ny) 2014-07-05 13:09:50 Post No.554834221 [Report]

it's sad how many kids here think the cp is a joke and they go along with it

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Anonymous (ID: eHVkJHGd) 2014-07-05 13:10:09 Post No.554834259
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Anonymous (ID: eHVkJHGd) 2014-07-05 13:10:09 Post No.554834259 [Report]

>>554832538
>09/20/13

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Anonymous (ID: d4E+lJCY) 2014-07-05 13:11:35 Post No.554834394
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Anonymous (ID: d4E+lJCY) 2014-07-05 13:11:35 Post No.554834394 [Report]

>>554833320
im trying to be hopeful. surely they are not full retard?

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Anonymous (ID: XI7dO16i) 2014-07-05 13:17:56 Post No.554835001
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Anonymous (ID: XI7dO16i) 2014-07-05 13:17:56 Post No.554835001 [Report]

http://7Vd.cn/mqQX

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Anonymous (ID: 22oKiXGE) 2014-07-05 13:18:32 Post No.554835076
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Anonymous (ID: 22oKiXGE) 2014-07-05 13:18:32 Post No.554835076 [Report]

i have to shove green olives up my asshole then shit out strawberry milk all over my dick in order to fap

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Anonymous (ID: 2AKH6X2q) 2014-07-05 13:25:36 Post No.554835826
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Anonymous (ID: 2AKH6X2q) 2014-07-05 13:25:36 Post No.554835826 [Report]

speaking of cheese pizza whats the pw to this vola link?

http://volafile dot io/r/CFW1b4

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Anonymous (ID: U81pobIH) 2014-07-05 13:27:19 Post No.554836006
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>>554830941

how did this get me

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Anonymous (ID: tG3Y9SsE) 2014-07-05 13:27:51 Post No.554836075
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Anonymous (ID: tG3Y9SsE) 2014-07-05 13:27:51 Post No.554836075 [Report]

>>554831443
you're fucking kidding, right?

fuckin, OP. biggest faggot ever.This guy is #2 faggot

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Anonymous (ID: g5fj6tT8) 2014-07-05 13:31:29 Post No.554836478
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>>554830941

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Anonymous (ID: doK0nGt+) 2014-07-05 13:32:43 Post No.554836609
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Anonymous (ID: doK0nGt+) 2014-07-05 13:32:43 Post No.554836609 [Report]

>>554830941
Never let sausage near your cheese pizza OP

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Anonymous (ID: D7NHigaZ) 2014-07-05 13:35:43 Post No.554836946
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Anonymous (ID: D7NHigaZ) 2014-07-05 13:35:43 Post No.554836946 [Report]

>>554830941
That was beautiful.

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>>554830941
made me laugh

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Anonymous (ID: d0nhk368) 2014-07-05 13:42:11 Post No.554837730
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>>554830941
8/10, made me giggle.

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Anonymous (ID: hVJKDAvL) 2014-07-05 13:46:15 Post No.554838167
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Anonymous (ID: hVJKDAvL) 2014-07-05 13:46:15 Post No.554838167 [Report]

>>554832538
http://1.usa.gov/1soUyr8

How it comes that bitly can use usa.gov addresses?

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Anonymous (ID: 7imqIPf0) 2014-07-05 13:46:45 Post No.554838221
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Anonymous (ID: 7imqIPf0) 2014-07-05 13:46:45 Post No.554838221 [Report]

Couldnt you have taken off the pepperoni? I no get it...

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Anonymous (ID: Ccad6NKR) 2014-07-05 13:49:01 Post No.554838498
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Anonymous (ID: Ccad6NKR) 2014-07-05 13:49:01 Post No.554838498 [Report]

>>554833320

See, you could be right, or you could be overestimating some moralfag nigger who came from leddit.

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Anonymous (ID: lrqKKfBB) 2014-07-05 13:50:08 Post No.554838624
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Anonymous (ID: lrqKKfBB) 2014-07-05 13:50:08 Post No.554838624 [Report]

>>554833739
my god
I'm scarred for life now!