Melbourne

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

That was quick

>>554648372

Best Spidey thread?

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Someone say wincest?

>>554647660
How about Melbourne sluts?

>>554648750
nice wincest picture

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>>554647660
>people still post these

>>554648750
I hate this copypasta.

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This is a pic of my cousins

>>554650112
Go on...

>>554650112
>Handcuffs
>cops on TV
hi party van! need better bait then that

moda mods mods mods

>>554650556

sauce?

Welcome to a new CHAN (daily updated):

http://a29.se/2uu

>>554650823
You're such a faggot

>>554650556

can u leave me ur email?
pic looks familiar

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"You're such a faggot". Look at me everybody i'm just being a huge faggot not being a fucking pedophile. I'm such a fag whats wrong with me not wanting to fuck my underage cousins . I'm a fucking sicko.

>>554651000
repost?

>>554651000
Checked

>>554651781

just leave ur email m8
u don't want ro risk getting caught

I'll post my real story in greentext
>be 7/8
>older sister, 8/9, tells me about sex
>she wants to try it
>confus
>go to parents bed
>"You want to see mine? I want to see yours too"
>show dick (hard on)
>she giggles
>she shows pussy
>opens curtains and let me see inside
>she wants to try sex
>get under bedsheets
>she gets on top of me
>my dick enters
>feel strange, she just lied on top of me with my penis in side of her
>did not feel 'good' as I expected
>lift her, bring her back in bed next to me
>wtf
>never talked about it again

>>554651909
repost the pic nerd

>>554652094

it's ok
we already logged your IP

have a wonderful 4th of July

>be 14
>cousin in Canada
>comes over to merica for some reason
>been holding hands since 12 years old for some reason
>she's sleeping in other room
>go there, finger her asshole and rub self on her till I cum.
>afterword feel like I'm fucked up and did something terribly wrong
>avoid her and being near her for rest of her stay
>she comes back next year
>says she liked it
>go to Florida for family trip
>fool around with her more, mostly fingering her ass and humping her till orgasm
>return home in merica and got her to blow me
>keep doing stuff till she goes back to canadia
>next year she says she was wrong to do such stuff
>be sort of depressed and pretend to cut self cuz she won't do shit with me
>threaten to tell her overprotective parents she has a boyfriend lest she gimme handjob
>does it, not satisfying
>generally felt stupid
>forget about her later after losing v card to real -world woman
>am lightish skinned Indian if it matters for your fetish
>sort of recommend
>if she's into it do it I guess
>no backlash to my knowledge

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Cancer

>be me 15
>super hot cousin spend all the time with her she is like 14
>one day she comes up and says "wanna have some fun"
>she leads me to the bedroom
>walk the dinosaur.

>>554647660
mfw when koleje mazowieckie

>Be me 18
>Cousin is 16
>Me and her are watching a movie alone together
>have popcorn on my lap
>she reaches for the popcorn but accidentally grabs my dick,because she was watching the movie at the same time
>She blushes
>We go up to her room
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

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>>554647660
LONG LIVE JASON

>>554647660

picture sauce please

>be me
>sister is grill
>1 day she like anon i want sex
>i give her the sex
>we sex all the time now
>is great
>walk dinosaur
>spiderman thread