Would you humiliate a guy with a small dick if he asked you to?

>>554632438
show ass pls

>>554632438
not the original guy asking but damn you're hot, I need in on these camshows

>>554632438
Why women feel the need to make a tatoo near their pussy?

spread that cunt of yours

>>554632438
If you were a can of soup, what type would you be, and why?

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Respect from >>554621162

>>554632438
as an anon looking for a femanon who spends most of her time on here, how/where would i find someone like you? where do you go looking for guys?

>>554632625
If he asked. I would probably need practice. Not usually the dominant. Love being the submissive.
>>554632745
Snapchat me for now. We can discuss things there. Maestronomous
>>554632772
Explained in last thread. TL; DR, had to hide it.
>>554632780
Mushroom because it's my favorite and I'm pale as fuck.

>>554632438
are you a switch or just a straight up submissive? Would love to be dominated by you

>>554632438
"Those happen rarely. And really aren't under your control. Its a whole thing for us."

I'm aware, what I'm saying is, the times where i get it done it's still not a clit orgasm.
Thinking of putting it down as impractical.

Oh, further more, if I eat her out 'til she cums, then fuck her til she cums she needs a clit orgasm again. It has to end like that.

>>554632438

7/10 body.

Boo hoo, now sharpie in anus.

>>554632789
Thanks! Forgot that part.
>>554632878
I don't. Guys don't like me. The ones I meet I meet by chance. Been in current relationship 2+ years, met through a friend.
>>554632923
Mainly sub. Like I said, I'd need practice being a dom.
>>554632954
Sounds like a pillow princess.

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bumping with supreme gentleman.

>>554633041
Do elaborate on pillow princess.

>>554633041
Already sent you a message on your snapchat, btw I'm the guy from the camshows.

>>554632886
Follow up: as a mushroom soup, what type of sandwich compliments you best, and how does this correspond to your male counterpart?

>>554633089
She's needy, self-centered, lazy and selfish in bed.
Hmm. I'm going to say garlic bread.
Not a sandwich, but filling and delicious if a little lackluster.

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bumping with ricky.

>>554633041
I like you, you're cool I'd totally be your friend

Why is anyone still asking this doughy bitch anything? Go hit up a Planet Fitness. They should be open right now.

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>>554633294
can you take a picture kneeling sorta like in this pose?

>>554632886
Maybe i didn't word it right. I mean why they choose to have a tat close to their pussy instead for example on an arm/back/wherever.

And don't just say it's sexy. Explain.

>>554633294
excellent! final question in the series: when a mushroom soup mates with a garlic bread, what type of snack food are their offspring most likely to be?

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>>554633365
Appreciated.
>>554633380
Okay.

>>554633294
That's actually a relatively correct explanation.

Hm, ah well, good thing I'm not in this purely for the sex, elsewise I would've had the short end of the stick.

Any suggestions how to influence her to be a bit more participant?

>>554633453
Sweet Jesus

>>554633406
Last time. HAD TO HIDE IT. As in even when I'm swimming in a bikini.
>>554633382
Too tough. Phone camera sucks for tough positions.
>>554633449
Parmesan and mushroom bread bites.
>>554633474
Ask her what she wants, as it seems to be her biggest interest. Ultimately if you give her something great for her she'll want more.

>>554633618
Hm, we're quite vocal about our sex lives.

Probably doesn't help that her ex tried to rape her. It's been an uphill climb to get to where we are.

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>>554633453

>>554633618
thanks femanon. best of luck to you in your future camwhoring.

>>554633705
Yeah. That's a pretty big mood dampener.
Make her cozy. Make her laugh during sex. Let her know it's more than just an intense experience people share, it can be relaxing, calming.
>>554633797
Thanks.

>>554633618
>>554633382
I have complete faith in you OP

>>554633857
Hm, I'll give that a shot. I normally stick to lots of teasing and build up. She finds it this nearly holy thing that only two people can share. Along the lines of the first time having to be with rosebuds and candles everywhere. Textbook romantic idea of it.

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what's your favorite show OP?
this is my favorite.

>>554633453
damnnnnn

Kinkiest thing you've done so far?

>>554633618
do girls care about uncut vs cut guys?

>>554633857
is it alright if I ask for more pics

>>554634287
oh hell no

change face, change face

>>554634287
Aye, perfectly good point, thanks for your input

>>554633453
YES! spread that please

>>554634430
GTFO fag...and people wonder why /b/ has no femanons.

>>554634287

Let's all prey on her insecurity!

>>554634287
How do you gain so much confidence as to talk to a herd of strangers and answers their weird questions? I have almost never talked to any stranger just for the sake of it, even online.

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>>554634287
Now, we gonna call you butterface-chan

are you happy of that name?

>>554634287
your face terrorize 4chan
like troops in Pakistan
derailing threads like your neighborhood Spiderman

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>>554634287
would you ever try branding?

>>554634287
would fuck
would play games
would fuck
watch films
repeat

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>[Deleted] Anonymous (ID: 5vB51C6I) 07/04/14(Fri)14:11:56 No.554634287

Ohhh no!

>pic related

>>554634287
goodbye OP, you still have a 8/10 body

Devastated you deleted that face picture before I saved it.

Can we be interweb fwends, i lyk u a lotz

>>554634287
I for one like you're face. Its cute

>>554634604
other heaven is faggot

>>554634539
It's not all that hard. You just have to be really bored.
>>554634650
Have once actually. Nothing that lasted but it was hot.
Still here. Wanted face shot as a sort of secret prize for that difficult pose.

>>554634698
Not even close to an 8 bud.

>>554634712
seconded you dont look like a typical bitch

>>554634679
I would destroy that face with my pelvis

>>554634705
You can still get it. >>554634679
>>554634779
I said six in previous thread.

>>554634772
>>554634779
that pussy though...

NICE

>>554634529
go fuck yourself you summer horny shit

lurk more, that cunt ain't worth it

>>554634679
that face holy fucking shit no wonder he doesn't want to fuck

>>554634679
Exif?

>>554634834
>>554634679
woulddominateuntilbeggedtostop/10

>>554634942
http://regex.info/exif.cgi?dummy=on&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fb%2F1404476253131.jpg
nothing.

>>554633453
OP post more vag

>>554634767
rap battle now, faggot

OP is hot as hell. Perfect sub.

>>554634909
hahaha my exact same thought,also did anyone else look at the left foot?WTF?

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>>554634834

Change hairdo to shorter in the back.. drop the glasses for a 2014 model .. accentuate lips and cheekbones just subtly with some makeup .. 9/10 .. Personality 10/10

Kudos and may you prosper in whatever the fuck it is

>>554635202
oh god... stop please. she's ugly !
>>554635181
Yep! wtf?

>>554635119
drop a verse bitch

>>554633453
What so you weigh, like 180?

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So.. thread is entirely derailed over an over the shoulder face?

>>554635474
130

>>554634679
Is that a dude with boobs?

>>554635487
no it is not bring it back with vag and or sharpie in pooper

>>554635487
the internet is fucked up like that. self esteem it giveth; self esteem it taketh away.

sorry dude.

>>554635543
Wrong

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i dunno how anyone can prefer cut dicks


they look like theyve been dipped in acid!


ANYWAY OP, YOU HAVE A GREAT ASS, BUT YOUR FACE IS FUBAR (LIKE CUT DICKS!)

>>554635487
some of us are still here
>Good God MORE

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>>554635487

So it seems .. finally someone who isn't afraid to post what seems to be OC .. answer questions from people who appear to have difficulties grasping the reality that there are women with personality and give much needed advise to virgins ..

>>554635487
Fuck you look like a man. Might as well just get the sex change, you ugly ass bitch.

>>554635643
i'm uncut, but that picture is retarded.
>want proof?
>bible verse

>>554635716
It was originally an ask femanon thread.
>>554635737
Yup.

>>554635643
This.... +1

>>554635487
favourite musical artist?

>>554635487
You've made it this far, you can keep it going. I don't think your bad at all

>>554635737
>So it seems .. finally someone who isn't afraid to post what seems to be OC .. answer questions from people who appear to have difficulties grasping the reality that there are women with personality and give much needed advise to virgins ..

I'll rephrase that for you: Yet another whore was stupid enough to post nudes on /b/, not expecting /b/ to dox her and annoy the living hell out of her, coax her into doing more and realizing their sadistic wishes.

Really, you have to be a complete fucking retard to post something that can lead to personal information on /b/. The bitch deserves it.

Why do people tend to think the world is in decline, when all measurable statistics are improving? Why is that?

>>554635820
You handled the last thread extremely well, just keep posting and asking/answering questions and you'll get through it.

>>554636018
Exactly this

>>554635853
Tough one. I mentioned a Dj earlier but they don't really count. I'd have to go with Gorillaz.
>>554635986
Thanks.
>>554636090
Because quality of life isn't meeting expected standards that the media has ingrained in us.
>>554636115
Appreciating the support.

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>>554635820

Fit, smart and pretty okay money wise .. I tend to stick to women who are engaging in conversation, know what they want, have a kinky side and are fun to talk too. You fit the profile. Change hairdo, apply small amount of makeup and get new thinner glasses. Marry.

Thanks for the chat.

>>554636210
are you left or right handed?

>>554636251
No problem. Glasses don't come thinner I'm blind.
I don't think anyone realizes I am ready for bed.

>>554636287
>[Deleted] Anonymous (ID: vsCwKdPA) 07/04/14(Fri)14:39:34 No.554636287 >554634679
>http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/agape.gif

>howtopost*gif.jpg

>>554636475
post more pics please fuck the haters

>>554636210
I missed the DJ you mentioned, gotta love Damon Albarn prefer Blur myself though

2 orgasms from missionary or 1 orgasm from doggy?

>>554636387
Right.

Haters. Post your faces.

>>554635820
but the pics are hot now im distracted and need more

>>554636641
Okay.
>>554636696
Dj Eeez.
2. One is not enough.

>>554636706
then please your right hand
>and post more pictures

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>>554636706

>Haters. Post your faces.

Hear that? That's Heaven abandoning thread, our own sweet little forum whore

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>>554636925

Soup and sandwich guy checking in.

You have a fucktastic body and a normal average face. Not sure what the /b/rothers were expecting.

>>554636925
Woo. More pics!!

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>>554636956

What's your biggest sex fantasy ?
Any fetish ?

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>>554636706

>>554637105
perfect ass and pussy

>>554636998
yea. fuck that faggot

>>554637105
Would destroy/10

>>554637105
yes op yes
more of these please
spread or finger maybe?

>>554637181
feet next!

>>554633453
Jokes aside, this pic haunts me.

>>554637384
or tits

>>554637478
what? man imagine how that feels
>plump lips feel amazing
>probably a wizard

>>554637182
Being dominated and stretched more than I can take. Like I said huge size queen, but haven't had any experience stretching or anything.

>>554637685
>stretching
with a big dick or like fisting?

>>554637685
Would you ever be willing to have esx with animals? Don't need to answer it if You don't feel like it :P

>>554637685
6 inches long
4 inches thick...

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>>554634679

Party on Garth

>>554637685
so if you are into being dominated, would that mean that you are open to being cut? not super deep, but enough to hurt and make you bleed?

>>554637685
this is my exact fetish

i would oblige if i could

>>554638015
kek

I think op is sleep

>>554638208
Can you stretch your pussy and ass, then post a pic on here?

>>554637685
Show us OP?

>>554638659
Whoops, was meant for OP

>>554638659
im a dude lel
i want very clear i like stretching girls/seeing them do it

>>554638769
>>554638819

>>554638969
thanks captain obvious

OP come and cam for us stretching is needed

>>554637685
OP come back god dammit i need to fap

any try op's snap chat?

>>554639427
typical women aye.

>>554639684
shes asleep. i was just talking to her

/thread

>>554640097
you hit that shit, son

>>554640246
maw nigga. dat pussy tho

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>>554640097
fuck i wanted to know if she likes being cut or not.

>>554640501
she said yes in last thread