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Why are wasps such fucking assholes? Or insects in general. The only insects that aren't niggers are butterflies, bumblebees and bees.

>Be yesterday
>Hot as fuck outside, but decided to take my doge for a walk
>Stood by a small stream and waited for my doge to splash around and cool off
>Wasp comes flying
>Stand completely still and let him get on with his business
>Lands on my arm
>Still don't move
>That nigga fucking stings me, then flies up to my face
>Fuck this shit
>Try to swat him away, but it just pisses him off more
>Finally manage to get a good slap on him and he get dazed and flies off

Fuck wasps. Also insect hate thread
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OP is poosy
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>>554620039
Fuck those nasty wasps, there's a bunch of them where I live.
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Never had that happen.

You musta stank and it didn't like it.
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>>554620039
>Hating valuable members of the ecosystem
>2014
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>>554620039
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I lifted my fire pit top the other day - a little fucker on his nest hanging off of it buzzed around me.
Fucking hate those cocksuckers.
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bumblebees are good bros
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>>554620223
Wasps don't even fucking pollinate
They are literally the niggers of bug kingdom
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>>554620039
Never been stung-ed once.
>How did it feel?
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Wasps suck because they are flying ants, and ants suck too.
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>>554620039
Wasps are part of natures executioners. They exist solely to kill and cause harm. They also just don't give a fuck.
All in all, I think they're pretty fucking metal.
Giant Cockroaches are kewl, too.
Don't hate on arthropods, bra
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>>554620039
Oi m8 I understand ye had a wee bit of a run in with the wasps you did m8, but us beetlefolk mean ya no harm and deserve no hate.
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>Wasps
>Ticks
>Fire Ants
>Harvestmen
>Ladybugs
>Flys
>Spiders

God damn it, the bug world sucks.
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Theres this big metallic blue cunt of a wasp the size of your thumb that has claimed my back yard and always buzzes around when I make dinner for the past week

So far, we have kept a respectable distance from each other
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Decided to do a bit if research on wasps not too long ago, turns out they aren't total fucking niggers. Select (albeit very few) species of wasp are actually decent if not great pollinaters and a few of them are just as friendly as bees. The assholish ones we all hate, mostly different hornets and yellow jackets, actually act as good pest control. So much so that certain social wasps are specifically used for pest control. Just thought I'd mention it.
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>>554620357
I think you forgot about the fact that they are a valuable food source for other animals.
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>>554620678
>big metallic blue
>wasp

wat
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>>554620507
JESUS, WHAT THE FUCK
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Wasps are literally fucking useless. I hope I never have to get stung by one. Fucking fuckers are fuckers who are worthless.

Only time I was ever stung was when I stepped on a bee when I was like 8. I felt bad for the bee because he was only protecting himself. When I stepped on it It didn't even hurt much, I thought I stepped on a sharp leaf or something. Then I pick up my foot and see it pretty much dead on my foot and i just start balling like a retard
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>>554620039
I can agree with fuck wasp. other bugs I'm good with are the praying mantis and fireflys honey bees are godtire insects simple do to honey
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>>554620675
>Ladybugs

You fucking pussy
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>>554620223
>2014
>doesn't know you put >2014 first
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I killed a nest of those Niger ass yellow jackets yesterday. Poured about a 1/4 gallon of gasoline down that hole they called home and threw in a match. Insta bug bug jew oven.
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>>554620374
It hurts a little, but luckily it was just an European wasp.

Glad i don't live in Japan though. Those Japanese hornets are some nasty fuck's, and i've read somwhere they cause the most deaths of any animal in Japan.

Also, Tarantula Hawks also have a nasty sting apparently

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2148089/The-10-painful-stings-planet-self-sacrificing-man-tried-150-different-varieties-science.html
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>>554620785
Be afraid nigger
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>>554620785
Thats what its color is. Like a metallic cobalt blue
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>>554620675
Spiders are not that bad at least they fucking eat the rest of the fuckers
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>>554620039
Yes they are most definitely the niggers of the insect kingdom. There's shitloads of them around here, I have instant-kill spray and wasp traps set up all over outside for their bitch asses.

Come at me, nigger wasps.
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>>554620942
That is fucking terrifying.
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>>554620856
They fucking stink in massive numbers, and they all try to get inside in the fall.
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>>554620785
They're a thing, actually why I decided to do a bit of research ln wasps in general. The ones I found live in Arizona. They look pretty cool, but so do a lot of bugs.
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>>554620794
yeah, those are pretty awesome.
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>>554620678
Those fucking things.

Keep the fuck away from it. Those hurt so fucking bad. I found one in my backyard, drowned it, watched it come back to life after I paralyzed it with water, paralyzed it again, and then had to get a rock to smash it because I couldn't step on it. I had to put the rock on the bug, and jump on the rock to squish it. It sounded like if you took like 18 plastic spoons and snapped thekm all in half at the same time.
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The stuff of nightmares...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZOKI6Uv9A
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>>554620942
At least it looks cooler than being a bee wannabe...
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>>554621001
Have some moar.
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>>554620214
so much this
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>>554620942
Shit looks cash, but I like sime pretty weird shit.
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>>554621156
Shit forgot pic
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>>554620856
Clearly never had 8 of the fuckers in a room pitch black and the only light being your god damn laptop its like a cluster fuck of retards
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>>554620730
Wasps kill bees
No more wasps => more bees
Food source restored
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>>554621227
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN2XMyxAs5o

Jewel Wasp muderfucker
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How does /b/ feel about hornets? At college we get 2-3 inch ones that like to get trapped in peoples rooms.
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>>554621227
At least its not a giant japanese hornet
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>>554620294
fucking lol'd
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>Stand completely still and let him get on with his business
>Lands on my arm
>Still don't move

He couldn't detec danger because you didn't move

next time try to wave and he will be scared, or he will leave after 5 seconds.

Moving objects could hurt them and they know it..
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>>554620950
sounds like its either a fly or a beetle.

not a wasp.

are you female?
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>>554620942
is that a shiny
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>>554621378
>>554621469
Cuckoo wasp ladies and gentlemen
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>>554621024
i dont see your research, buddy
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>>554621559
I-it looks kinda cute
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>>554621530
Are you fucking blind, stupid or both you worthless cunt?

>>554621227
>>554620942
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>>554620039
I was almost caught in a huge fucking swarm of them at one point
Fuck wasps
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>>554621641
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>>554621559
fucking cazadores
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Even wasps know OP is a fag
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>>554621559
I bet its sting does not cause your skin to start melting
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>>554620785

I grew up with several nests of them at my house, I've always been told they're water wasps or some shit like that.
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Wasp trap.
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>>554620730
>I think you forgot about the fact that they are a valuable food source for other animals.

So, what animals eat a fuckload of wasps? I've heard barn swallows eat a fair amount of insects, but anyone else?

Barn swallows are bros. Just look at that cute fukcer
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>>554621863
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnguQZjRBVA
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>>554621386
That's pretty cool, too
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>>554622004
I want...
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>>554621386
2spooky6me
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>>554621459
Fucking hell, we had one that stung a mate when we were camping. Sfter killing it we measured the stinger at like 8mm.

Fuck
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>>554621098
punch it faggot
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Now imagine hearing this fucker in your house...hissing...
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>>554621386

3spooky5me
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>>554622253
At least they're not asshole niggers like wasps.
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>>554620039
>>554620507
>>554620942
>>554621038
>>554621227
>>554621386
>>554621559
>>554622056
>>554621098
>>554622253
Fuck this thread, I'm out.
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true nigger
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>>554622056
Evil fucks, but the stinger isn't why they're so nasty, is their evil venom
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>>554620039
Don't forget moths OP, they're some of the cutest little things ever if you get a look up close.
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>>554622389
Fuck that, what the hell is that thing? And where can it be found?
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>>554622389
What is that a fucking digimon?
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>>554620223
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>>554620039
also who the fuck needs wasps. are they even useful? i think the only thing they do is be annyoing and eat some other insects. and moskitos, well they arent needed at all since they only sting
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How about this, you guys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok
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>>554622472
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megalara_garuda
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Had to deal with this shit in Crete on holiday D:
Hangin' around the pool and shit, all over the beach.
God damn assholes.
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>>554622592
hypno-snail
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>>554622592
Saw this in some Hentay
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>>554620039
Fucking wasps. All they do is killing other lovely bees.

Fucking niggers
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>>554620039
Honeybees are docile so they will rarely if ever hurt you. Hornets can be assholes but only if you threaten them. Wasps are always assholes and you should run like a bitch. Spiders are bros.
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>>554622842
This whole thread is so fucked
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>>554621098
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>>554621238
Sounds like late night /bee.
Actually, scratch the late night part.
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>>554622056
Hot damn the fucking stinger on that thing
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>>554620507
>they're pretty fucking metal.
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>>554620357
False.
>http://www.fs.fed.us/wildflowers/pollinators/animals/wasps.shtml
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>>554621386
Pretty cool, actually. Can't help but feel a little bit sorry for the cockroach though. Especially towards the end.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkIvM0dKhS8
Why are bees such bros?
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>>554620675
>hating on Harvestmen andLadybugs
What's wrong with you?
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>>554621559
teeth
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>>554620039
>The only insects that aren't niggers are butterflies, bumblebees and bees.

Because you have interacted with a million species?
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>>554622961
>this

spiders confirmed for total bros,saw like 3 of them destroying a centipede in my room the other day,shit was cash
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Posting kawaii moths.
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Had a spider in my room and i didn't even know
I didn't find out until there was a wasp in my house. It made its way into my room, but it got caught in a web while it cowered in a corner like the inbred faggot it was. Unfortunately it was thrashing about and hit spiderbro with a stray sting. It was still stuck. I held a funeral for spiderbro and made the asp watch from its trap. I let it starve and punted his ass out after i knew for sure it was dead.
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>>554623227
Pure fucking win
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>>554623568
>>554623612
>>554623654
>>554623719
>>554623791
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>>554623263
>Harvestmen

While they aren't pure evil like wasps, they are pretty annoying. Especially late summer those fucks have a habit of coming inside at night and just fucking around in your room

I have literally no idea what they are doing or how those clumsy fucks even manage to survive. They just seem so pointless

Why anyone would hate ladybugs i don't know. They eat plant lice, so they keep you garden nice
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>>554623227
>Zerglings vs. Thor
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These should not be.
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>>554623991
those eat mosquitoes

mega-bros
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>>554620039
Never had problems with them. Even let them land on my face. They just coriouse and fly off when nothing of interest is found. You're likely a nigger and your odor and color made the wasp mad.
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man hornets are fucking evil.
http://youtu.be/JDSf3Kshq1M
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>>554620675
How is John Deacon related?
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>>554624415
you sure you arent the one whos a nigger?
and wearing yellow clothes so you look like them?

>i call bs
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Simple biology friend
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The Chinese military knows how to handle some motherfucking wasps.

>Flamethrower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiQI_5ZH3Ms
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>>554620039
Hey at least Wasps aren't FUCKING YELLOWJACKETS, the one insect in the ground below the bottom of the barrel
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>>554622004
You should look at some zebra finches, mine are the broest of the bros.
One of the bitches escaped so 2 of the guys built a nest and just kinda hang out together.
Wish I had pics.
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>>554620039
>>554620039

Be like wasp!
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>>554626209

why would i want to be like a nigger
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>>554626335
I said be like waspe not nigger you nigger.
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Hornet > Wasp
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>>554626439
wasps are like niggers though.

why you want to be a nigger?
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I saw one of these things dragging a dead tarantula down the street once


this is in the city of los angeles btw!


also it has the most painful insect sting in the world (after the bullet ant)
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>>554626828
dat cazadore
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Explain.
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>>554627146
You like to eat da poopoo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
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>>554622003
Explain.
How can we craft that potion?
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>>554626828
>Tarantula Hawk
Jesus Christ. Glad i don't have those fucks where i live. Anyone got stung by one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXVH8gaY7X8

Also, who would win in a battle. Tarantula Hawk or Japanese Hornet?
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>>554624218
By the Gods... Look, it got all tuckered out...
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>>554622650
>wasps do pollinate
>they build nests out of wood and mud, similar to a bird
>there are social wasps
>a good amount of them are predators, do you expect them to be peaceful?
>they kill other insects, for example caterpillars which cause huge fucking damage, and also without fig wasps, growing figs would be impossible
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I was throwing away an old grill the other day, lifted the top, boom, fucking basketball size nest of the fuckers. Luckily it was early enough for them to be dazed, so I just picked up the grill, pressed it over my head, threw it off of my second story porch and ran the fuck inside.

fuck wasps
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>>554627867
The poor bastard who was just walking outside to get his morning paper who gets a fucking grill of wasps thrown on his fucking head
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>>554623612
yes, that moth is pretty kawaii
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Fuck these things
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>>554620675
What about those really tiny bugs that fly around your monitor? You cant really hit them cause you might destroy your monitor.
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>>554628586
nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
just nope
nope
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Why the fuck did I open this thread
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>>554628586
>not liking mole crickets
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A long time back.
>10 years ago.
>12-14 years old.
>at condo pool snack bar drinking some water.
>some 6-10 year old girl is slapping her shirt crieing jumping around
>dance bitch dance.
>my grandmother is like "honey that little girls getting stung"
>she's going over to try to help her
>I ain't getting near that wasp.
>"MAMAW take her shirt off"
>grandmother tells me I'm grounded
>what did I do?
>girl wasn't even my type.
>wasp gets out
>wasp goes up grandmothers shirt
>dance bitch dance
>grandfather finally gets over
>tries to smash wasp
>wasp still in grandmothers shirt
>10 year old crying wanting mommy
>grandmother screaming and crying
>grandfather beating my grandmother
>I can't hear my fucking music
>this water fucking sucks
>I hate florida
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>>554623227
Bees have honor. Simple as that.
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/b/rothers, I givie you:

Vespa Mandarina Japonica

Japanese Giant Hornets.
They nest in cities btw
sleep well
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>>554620039
>insects in general.

Out of the millions of insect species only a tiny handful bother humans. You just don't notice all the others.
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>>554620039
well this guy is pretty cool
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abandon thread
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sleep tight /b/ros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anz4Q2lzNvA
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>>554620039
>doge
stopped reading there

fuck off retard
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>>554627393

Probably Hornet,
mostly becauase they hunt bees and wasps for sport and eat their children.
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>>554630221
Perfectly explained.
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>>554627519
I wonder who's behind this post..
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OP is 100% right.

I need to sleep, but real quick here' some cool stuff about bees

>Honey is the only food that never goes bad. Honey can, and has, been stored for hundreds of years with no noticeable effect. The only thing that can happen is that if too much water gets into the honey it will ferment into alcohol

>In fact, honey was likely used to make the first alcohol that humans drank. Over time, most societies adapted their crops to make alcohol with. But in colder locations such as Scandinavia, where crops were harder to grow, honey remained the main source for alcohol. This is probably the reason that some of the oldest writing that is preserved from pre-christian Western Europe are Norse chants to summon bees.

>Another odd, and possibly pre-christian beekeeping ritual involved the owner personally going to the hive and speaking to the bees to inform them of any major occurrences, such as births, deaths, marriages, etc. If the bees were not informed, it was thought that they might leave or die.

>In ancient Greece and Rome, beekeeping was thought to have been invented by the hero Aristaios. He also was said to have invented a ritual sacrifice that was extremely widespread in the ancient world that would summon bees, called bougonia. This involved leaving a cow's carcass out to rot, because bees were thought to spawn from it's corpse. It's amazing how long this ritual persisted because it is completely untrue.

>Honey bees are from the "old world", Eurasia and Africa. There were no honey bees in the Americas originally. Instead they had stingless bees, some of which produced small amounts of sweet substances that were in some ways similar to honey, but in other ways not.
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>>554620039
>The only insects that aren't niggers are butterflies, bumblebees and bees.

>hornets
missing the most badass insect
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>>554620039
They smell nigger
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>>554630925
>Catholics were very important in the spread of beekeeping. This is because they needed a steady stream of beeswax candles. Beeswax candles do no smoke, and so they can be used inside churches without discoloring the ceiling or producing undesirable smokey scents.

>Bees can only see the colors yellow, blue-green, blue, and violet. If you see a flower in those colors, it is likely that it is pollinated by bees. Bees can also see a unique color that humans cannot perceive which has been nicknamed "Bee's Purple", which is a mix of yellow and ultraviolet.

>Bees normally collect pollen from plants to make honey. But if none is available they will attempt to "forage" from other sources. For instance, some bees in France produced green and blue honey after foraging in the runoff from a Skittles factory. However, if the source is anything other than pollen, the product legally cannot be considered "honey" in most locations.

>People commonly mistakenly call honey bees "bumble bees". In fact, bumble bees are an entirely separate group of insects which do not produce honey and have vastly smaller colonies than honey bees.

>A group of bees is actually not called a "swarm". The term "swarm" is only used for a mass migration of a hive all at once, following the queen to a new location.
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>>554627316
THIS. i fucking hate those pricks.
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>>554620039
Hey faggots,
My name is wasp, snd I hate faggots stepping inton my territory...I bit some faggot yesterday for invading my hood, shit was SO cash. You are all human and should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening
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>>554621062
I... I did not need that sound in my head
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Wasps are natures prick patrol.
Don't be a prick, and they'll leave you alone.
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>>554631116
>wasp
>bit
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really. just don't fuck with the wasps, and they'll let you go right ahead and do whatever the fuck it is that you people do anyway.

wasps are all right.

these assholes, on the other hand. fuck. they sneak up on you while you're minding your own business, and proceed to casually bite a chunk of your leg or whatever for no fucking reason other than pain.
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>>554620625
fellow /b/eetletard here, can verify this remark. We aren't the most successful arthropods for nothing!
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>>554631358
very true. wasps go for the loud obnoxious scumbags, who probably were out to fuck someone over anyway.

if you got stung, you probably deserved it. wasps deliver justice.
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but then!
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>>554631920
finds a mate..
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>>554621386
thats some devil shit right here
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be trekking round in guatemala. at some ruins in the jungle. standing in the shade of a tree. feel ever so slight brush on top of head. lowhangingleaves.jpg ... continue standing there. not doing anything. all of a sudden HEAD ON FIRE. an antire swarm of guatemalan jungle wasps stinging me all over my fucking skull... cause that wasn't a leaf that innocently brushed the top of my head in the breeze... well.. it was a leaf... but it was the lowest hanging part of a wasp nest, made of leaves pasted together with wasp jism... fucking scream like shit and run around smacking myself in the head going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! through this crowded tourist site of temples in the jungle. no one knew why. neither did i til later, i ripped off my shirt and ran screaming through the crowd hitting myself. head was red swollen football of inferno pain for 24 hours. i fucking hate wasps.
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>>554631980
5 mins later!
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What the fuck do Flys do for nature either besides be annoying Fucks?
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Wasps are okay though, OP.

Although these motherfuckers, these fucking shits.

They may look like a wasp but they're at least twice as big and their natural behavior is aggressive, so they just see you and fucking keep stinging you until they get bored of it.

Not only the sting hurts like a motherfucker, but it leaves you with a giant fucking swelling at the place where they stung you.
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>>554620039
Wasps exist solely to fuck your shit up. You're having a nice time? Wasp comes along and fucks that shit up. The only thing worse than a wasp is a hornet. Those cunts exist solely to end you.
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>>554628010
fucking kek
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>being be me
>be non-nigger
>be outside
>kek
>troll
>(You)
>see le wasp
>slap at .jpg
>wasp proceeds to rape me
>with stinger
ha... #ouch #yolo
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>>554624504
Well, when Mother Deacon and Daddy Deacon feel the time is right they make a wish on the first star at night and then nine months later a stork comes and brings John Deacon.
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>>554627316
You can make a variation on it be getting an empty drinks bottle, cutting it in half at the middle (Better at about 2/3 up), filling the bottom section with something sweet (Antifreeze works wonders) and then placing the top half inside the bottom one upside down with the cap removed.

Wasps are attracted to the sweet smell of the antifreeze so they go in, but can't get back out
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>>554622253
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>>554630925
>The only thing that can happen is that if too much water gets into the honey it will ferment into alcohol

Hell thats not even so bad. Mead is great stuff
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>>554623991
I used to think these where super mosquitoes, one time I tried throwing some wood chips at it in a playground (like handfuls at a time) but they always went around it so I was convinced it had some telekinetic powers.

They my friends brother killed it...
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Cuz they are aliens, man. Just listen to what Tsoukalos says.
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What do ya'll think about dragonflies?
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>>554623227
top fucking kek, get that NIGGER SHIT OUTTA HERE MOTHERFUCKING BES I LOVE THEM NOW
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>>554632372
aaaaaaaaaaaaah... yes i made a similar thing to trap flies using trash can juice as an attractant. shit worked yo. so i left it there to collect more victims. then one day i realised it was not only full of dead flies... but their maggots, eating the soup of their parents... into the incinerator. shit was gross.
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>>554632215
hashtags? in my /b/?

really?
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put your hand in it
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>>554632601
They're bros.
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>>554632701
I'd much rather throw a lit match in there.
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>>554632601
dragonflies are awesome but creepy as fuck. they're like some sort of cybernetic helicopter/insect hybrid.
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>>554632078

they lay eggs in dead meat, and their larvae eat it to grow, contributing to the decompsing of the dead matter in nature (what the larvae shit is a good fertilazer, and the larvae themselves are very important as a source of food for many other insects, birds and even smaller mammals).

In fact the common fly larvae are so good at their job (munching dead fleash, and only dead), that they are widely used in midicine cleaning frostibtes, amputees and other wounds where necrosis happened. Larvae wil eat all the dead flesh and leave the living one in peace, while surgeons scalpel will cut what surgon thinks is dead
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>>554632701

You're brave posting the picture of your mothers vagina.
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>>554632967
actually, once they're out necrotic tissue, they will eat living flesh as well. but it's still pretty neat.
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>>554620039
I was with my friend going to the beach for some dank the other week, and once we picked it up we were parked at his friend's apartment complex waiting for him to get there to chill for a bit. For whatever reason, this asshole wasp flies into the car with his stinger ready; what he didn't see coming was the fist that smashed him into the driver's side seat belt before he could sting me.

Git Gud
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>>554628108
pixels

> captcha didsum scarcely
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I hate Horsefly
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>>554624074
>should not bee
kek
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>>554621227
Is that a Cazador?!
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>Friend down the street throwing 4th of July party
>Bee bros buzzing around some bushes
>Friend laying out little American flags across all the tables while the rest of us move all the fireworks into the backyard
>The last big ass American flag that we have is going to be hung on the 2nd story of the house in majestic beauty
>Bee comes buzzing by me
>Don't move, just mind my own business and continue carrying my end of the flag
>Bee moves over to my friends side of the flag, it is just curious
>Begins buzzing around
>Friend flips shit and drops ol' glory in the fucking grass
>mfw
My 4th is ruined, we're burning the flag tonight for respect.
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>>554620039
Fuck you candy-ass OP insects are pretty cool.

I'd like to see you try to say that shit to my level 78 Pinsar!
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>>554633138

true, but they would need to be starved to do that. When they are administered on plaster daily and the nurse does what she should there is no danger. Als they digging in your living flesh could be felt and would be a good sign th stop the treatment.

I read that in case of serious amputations they can HALVE the recovery time and this is fucking awesome.
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>>554620856
Those faggots will bite when they travel in packs.
I'm serious. Those faggotbugs are mean
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>>554632096
>>554632128
Well European Wasps/Hornets are pretty much the same thing, they build nests in trees/rafters/eaves, have painful stings, and are niggers.

We also have some ground dwelling fucks who i guess are similar to yellowjackets. Luckily, they are far between in years who had frosty winters, but if you happen to stumble near one of their nests, you are well and truly fucked.

My aunt was actually nearly killed by these fucks when she was very little (like 2 or 3 yo).
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>>554620942
It's a normal wasp leveled up.
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>>554620039
wasps are a nigger.

vid relatiert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR6lFaPTxh0
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>>554633567

fucking horsehair worm parasite.

Those are fucking disgusting
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>>554633567
What in the fuck is that?
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>>554633196
Tarantula wasps.

I live in Arizona.

Fuck those niggas.
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>>554620872
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>>554634006

European Hornets hunt mosquitoes and quite dicile when compared to super agresive wasps.

Theres at least reason for their existance
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>>554634183
Not disgusting but beautiful and has good way to survive.

>>554634191
>>554634183
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>>554634006
I feel for your auntie bro, same thing happened to me when I was 4 year old.
My cousin had lured me to a place in which were these ground dwelling wasps, there was also a bee nest not far away, of course I got also stung by bees pretty hard, but as I was told, it was better like that since the bee and wasp poison kind of neutralized with each other, or something.
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>>554620294

>>554620039

Wasps are the niggers of the insect kingdom
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>>554624074
Thats it
That Is it guys.
That is the face of satan.
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>>554634475
that's actually kinda sexy
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>>554634183
>>554634191

horsehair (black) or gordian (white) worms

insect parasites, fucking disgusting buggers

be very fucking warned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so8ScD6m1MI
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>>554620039
Lol, what a dick. I don't think we got those in Finland though!
Finland fuck yeah
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>>554634475
>has a good way to survive
but of course it has, it's a fucking parasite
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>>554634603
I agree. Humans (westerners) need to get over their fear of bugs soon. They'll make up most of our diet in the near future.
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>>554620507
NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPE
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>>554634791
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>>554634475

This is sexy and beautiful.

But parasites, and especially mind altring parasites make my skin crawl. Their the most disgusting things in animal kingdom. Living only to kill in terrible ways things that let them breed and live in the first place
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>>554623165
very few species pollinate, the majority don't
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>>554633561
>burning american flag out of respect
>middle-east is most respectful to USA
>still bomb it

>Muricans are wasps.
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>>554635051
fuck yeah, i'm hanging to try making protein bars with cricket flour... next cricket season i'll have a use for those fuckers.
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>>554635128
Their the most disgusting things in animal kingdom
I'd they're more suitable to survive, there is beauty in the work of millions and millions of years of evolution. Also there are parasitic plants too, they are pretty neat. But yeah i dig, it is kinda an underhanded why to win.
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>>554620223
WIDF pls go
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Guys do bugs have pain receptors? Like, in proportion to a human? I mean with bugs it's nothing but "Eaten alive" and "slowly liquefied" "paralyzed for weeks while the newborns eat it from the inside out", do they feel the same amounts a human would if we were wrapped in silk and liquified?
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>>554622253
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>>554635576
Insects don't have a nervous system, so they can't feel pain.
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>>554635476
For sure, thats a great idea. Here is a cool video on the matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM8s1ch5TRw
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>>554620507
They are pretty god damned metal. So are centipedes. They're like a megadeth guitar solo in organic form
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>>554620942
That's a fucking Pokemon
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>>554635691
fuck these niggers and their overpowered poison.
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>>554628586
>>554629443

That's not a mole cricket, that's a Jerusalem cricket and these shits don't even live in Jerusalem
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>>554624775
omg dude if fucking hate those i killed one of them and out of the blue two of them chase me all the way home
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>>554620675
I have a horrible memory involving ladybugs.
>Be like 6.
>Catching grasshoppers outside.
>See what I believe to be a large ladybug on a tree branch.
>Go to grab it.
>It's wings open.
>It makes a terrible screeching sound.
>It has fucking teeth.
>Run away screaming.

I know a ladybug when I see one now but those fuckers still make me apprehensive...
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>>554636107
Sounds like a cicada dude.
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>>554635779
yeah i'm kinda into bugs as food... i just don't want to outright eat an insect. yet. til i'm able to psych myself into eating them in their final form, i'll dry em in the sun and grind em up no problem. i saw a recipe for chocolate covered bees once. i have four hives. but bees are bro as fuck and i don't think i'd kill them to eat. too useful. also when you crack the top off a hive, dat sound... it's like some hypnotic mindfuck shit goes on. they are magic assed.
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>>554622502
Only the honeybee is good for one sting, the rest just keep on going.
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>>554620039
not hating it but look at this. its a moth. i was outside when it flew to me and landed on my shoulders. i was like : oh not again ( red shirt = horny wasps) and wanted to get it off when i realized it did nothing against it . so i picked it up and lost my shit .


a moth dressed as a wasp. whats that shit?i mean... is he pretending to be alpha ? is he thinking hell get bitches if he dresses like this ?
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