>>554383730
continue?

>she starts coming over almost every weekend to hang out
>start to learn that her boyfriend mistreats her
>start bonding with her more
>start crushing on her but ignore the feelings
>We establish a very strong friendship
>boyfriend feels "left out"
>he starts talking to me
>wants to hang out just me and him to catch up
>whythefucknot
>realize he's a metrosexual douche with a massive ego
>mfw this is not the guy I grew up with
>be blunt and say "what happened to you dude"
>he gets offended a little
>I stated that I like hanging out with his girlfriend more
>he gets pissy and leaves eventually
>stop hearing from him
>weeks pass by
>talk to her every day
>she always complains about him but claims she loves him
>eventually all our conversations are about them fighting
>I start giving her advice to leave him
>she shrugs it off
>girlfriend starts saying things like "you're my big brother op"
>don't know how to take it
>find out that the boyfriend is gone on vacation
>make plans to come over to her house for a few days

pls OP dont leave us hanging

>boyfriend is cool with it because he trusts me and her
>decide to bring a quarter of bud and two bottles of vodka since I was going to be visiting some old classmates as well
>show up to her house
>immediately start inviting people to party
>we invite an old neighborhood friend over because she likes to drink
>remembers that the neighborhood girl tried to fuck the boyfriend like 2 times
>the girlfriend knows but he was Really good at making up a good enough story to convice her he wasn't cheating since he never "sent anything back"
>we all start doimg some shots with some lightweights
>we did about 4 shots of vodka and both girls were pretty shit faced
>the girlfriend goes to the shower
>I decide to go through the girlfriend and neighborhood girls phones while they weren't paying attention to see if I could find nudes
>go through the girlfriends texts to the boyfriend
>he's been fighting with her because he wants to go to a party and try some hard core drugs
>find out that the neighborhood girl is gonna be at the same party
>ohdamn.jpg
>go through the other girls texts
>see nudes that she texted to like 3people
>mfw one of those people was the boyfriend
>go through the messages
>see plethora of nudes from her but the received messages were all deleted
>whatthefuxup.jpg
>neighborhood girl leaves while the girlfriend is still in the shower
>I have a moment to think about it all
>decide to not say anything and not start drama
>remember that both girls were entirely shitfaced
>the girlfriend comes back in the room still wet from her shower
>she comes and lays down on me
>"hey big brother" she says

>I'm about to get married next year
>I really love my gf, she's the love of my life
>but... life loves to kick me in the nuts from time to time
>several years ago dated this girl, had unprotected sex several times
>she had a bf, but we kept fucking for a couple of moths
>she got pregnant and the bf took responsibility for my actions
>didn't see or knew anything about this girl for years
>last week she contacted me, but not alone
>divorced (from her back then bf) with a 4 year old daughter and requesting money from me
>waiting for the results of the paternity test, if I have a daughter my life will be fucked

Op here
>I laughed a little and wrapped one of my arms around her
>she starts to giggle and slowly starts running her fingers through my hair
>I do the same thing and she starts to giggle and moan a tiny bit
>she starts to dig her nails into my back as I slowly ran my fingers down her neck
>she moans and looks deep into my eyes
>start to get the most rock hard boner since I haven't been laid in the few months since I moved
>we start slowly working our fingers down each others bodies
>nothing but groping and shit for like 10 minutes
>decide to make a move
>bite her neck while my fingers are in her panties
>she violently squirms and digs her nails into my back really fucking hard
>I quickly grabbed both her arms and pinned her down into the bed
>she moans loudly and wraps her legs around me tightly
>I pull my pants off
>she puts her hands in my boxers and started going to town
>she then grabs me by the hair and bites the fuck out of my neck
>I start to finger her
>she starts talking really dirty saying "I want to taste your cock" or "I want you to fuck the shit out of me"
>at that time reality kicked in
>she starts to slowly lick my dick and starts giving me head
>I start thinking this is wrong but it feels amazing
>no fucks given
>we start fucking
>she starts moaning more and more
>I notice she's about to cum
>she then screams no and kicks me off
>she starts crying and I try to console her but don't know how
>somehow I got her to calm down and we just went to sleep and cuddled
>wake up in the morning
>wake her up
>time passes but we don't talk
>we both have guilt on our faces
>she explains that she gets really horny really easily when drunk
>I say it's all fine as long as we don't tell anyone
>mfw I realize that I'm staying 2 more days
>the day goes on and she keeps saying things like "you're a really good fuck"
>start to feel less guilty
>the day continues

>>554384053
yes i may be your only reader. but i am here

>>554385120
do continue

>>554385120
carry on op

>the day continues
>we decide to drink and try to be responsible this time
>she starts getting grabby and grabs my dick
>so confused at this point because we only took like 2 shots
>I play along and I start to go down on her
>she explains that my tongue feels so much better than her boyfriends
>she then screams that she wants to fuck after squirming around and moaning for like 5 minutes
>I start to fuck her and she slowly pulls me out and calmly says that we shouldn't do this
>called her a tease and we stopped
>I couldn't resist but to finger her though
>I rolled over and started to finger her and she came in less than a minute
>the rest of that night was a blur.
>next day arrives.
>we still have some weed and Alcohol left over
>she goes out and buys snowballs and decides to put vodka in them
>she was saying that she never saw me completely shitfaced and wanted to
>whynot
>I drank the whole thing in about 3 minutes and started to feel sick
>toomuchvodka
>she then pins me down and starts to make this cute whimpering sound

Op you glorias candy roody faggot poo nigger lovin ass. go on

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Lurking
Keep going op

>>554384313
>girlfriend starts saying things like "you're my big brother op"

how in the fuck did you go from friend zone to in the zone like this?

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interesting

>>554386207
cause he's probably good looking

>>554386536
oh yeah, forgot about that loophole

>>554386207
Or maybe is fake
Also, underageb& please leave

>she immediately starts sucking on my neck and kissing me going lower and lower
>im completely shitfaced at this point
>just let it all happen
>she starts using her nails down the side of my body and tugging at my hair and moaning
>I say drunkly that I must be toxic
>she then starts to slowly suck my dick and using her hands everywhere else
>after about 10 minutes of heavenly falatio she pins me down and starts to climb on my dick
>she whispers in my ear that she wants to make me cum
>she starts riding me Really hard and twists her body and moans ridiculously
>after about 30 minutes she cums
>she then gets off and immediately starts working on my dick with her mouth

>>554386941
keep going, fapping

>she starts riding me Really hard and twists her body and moans ridiculously
>after about 30 minutes she cums

U last over 30 mins drunk? cmon dude, your not superman

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>>554387427
What is whiskey dick?

>>554387427
It was probably, to his drunk mind that is, 30 minutes.

>>554387895
>>554387427
its actually harder to come whilst drunk for the most part, the more you know

Continue?

Continue?

>after a while I came in her mouth
>she said it was alot thicker
>I looked at her and realized that she didn't drink anything since the previous day
>she then cuddled up to me and started just running her hands on my body
>I look at her and ask her why was she like this if she didn't drink anything
>im still drunk out of my mind when I said that
>she completely ignores the question and starts to get dressed
>this morning we didn't utter a word to eachother about the previous nights other than how horrible we are
>I honestly don't think I'm horrible for it
I got back home today and she hasn't really messaged me back other than saying she wants to have a threesome
I keep feeling guilty that I got her that drunk enough to do that shit 3 days in a row, but should I?
I plan on going over there next week. Hopefully this can be a regular thing. I just feel like a bad person for it

>>554388375
Never been drunk, so that really is something to think about.

i feel like my dick has been cheating me all this time...

>>554388535

If it feels good, do it.

>>554388535
I certainly wouldn't feel bad.
>boyfriend is shit
>gives good head (from what I can tell)
>up for threesomes
no regret OP

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Here's me for those who think I'm a basement dweller

>>554389016
>can't tell gender

>>554389253
imagine how ugly the girl is

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>>554389016

pls post pic of girl OP

The girl is a good 8/10
Has small tits but a nice body and ass

Op you get any pics of her?

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>>554389016
wat gender are you

>>554389016

I like how everyone has gone from thinking you're really cool to questioning what gender you are. Top fucking kek. Still a good story though IMO.

>>554389016
Not bad/10
The earshits are bad, though.
You are a bad person, you're fucking some dude's girl.
But you're an okay dude because she's doing it on purpose and enjoys your company. You're the best thing about her life.

Captcha somewhat related: utsoryl pay

>>554388535
I think you're good OP. She'll leave him for you eventually, and if you plan on doing that then more power to you still.

Thanks guys
Sorry for the ones who can't tell what gender I am
I'm messaging her right now trying to get some nudes. Op will try hard af to deliver

Well. If he's treating her that badly then she should break up with him. If she "loves him" she wouldn't have slept with you drunk or not. So you only I guess betrayed a friend you where not fond of anyway. So meh.

>>554390920
oh cmon don't do that

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>>554389016
Jesus fuck thats a baby face. Nice chin fuzz.

Shave that shit off until you can actually grow something.

This is a beard kiddo.

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>>554389016

>>554390920
if you post her nudes you're as worse as bf

Ive been told nearly all weekend that I should shave that shit haha thanks for the tip

>>554390920
The ones that can't tell your gender are used to trying to fuck chicks with beards. Seriously, how could they not see you have facial hair.

>>554391270
agreed, be a faggot today op

>>554390920
OP, I honestly don't think you should. She sounds like a nice girl. Don't post pics of nice girls on /b/.

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Mfw op is Chip Skylark
Kek

>>554390920
not today man
feels and nudes are incompatible

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>>554383730
http://Caroline20.rwbcode.com

Online now,Instant access!

Yeah, I guess it would make me a worse person. I actually do value her alot.

>>554391750
I lol'd

>>554390920
don't deliver OP, is ok to be faggot this time

>>554391668
I wouldn't call her that. But a clothed pick would be fine. If you have one on hand.

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>>554391201

>>554391859
Having said that, let's see those nudes.

>>554391859
You should post a pic of her though, not naked. Just so we can see what the lass looks like

>>554388609
It's not even easy getting it up when you're drunk. I remember my first time getting drunk. I was taking a piss and I realized that my dick felt almost numb.

my confession. I'm a pathological liar. I told my girlfriend of 2 years I had cheated on her a year ago. however. the affair is still going on. I told her I was sorry. I'm not. I never was. I saw the pain in her eyes. I saw her want to kill herself. saw the cuts on her wrists. but nope. I didn't and don't care.

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>mfw all these people asking OP not to deliver

OP get dem noodz fa sho

>>554389016
Elijah Wood?

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Im not gonna bother with nudes because her boyfriend just got back haha
Op will deliver face pic though

>>554392627
she looks cute, OP

>>554392627
Not bad op.

>>554392627
7.5/10

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>>554384550
>I decide to go through the girlfriend and neighborhood girls phones while they weren't paying attention to see if I could find nudes

Thanks guys. The only thing I'm afraid of is her regretting everything and wanting nothing to do with me because I value her the most out of all of my friends

>>554393293
more pics OP

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>>554392627
nice girl.

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>>554392627
All i can say about this whole thing is use her as much as you can, and dont get into a relationship. for many reasons.

>she will cheat on you like she did her boyfriend
>she will cheat on you, WITH her ex boyfriend

Trust me. i know these sloots.

>>554392290
Maybe you should just admit it to her for closure. At least you'd still have 1 person

>>554393485
I don't plan on getting into a relationship with her because I'm moving really soon but I still want to at least remain this close

>>554393293
Uh. Do you love said person? If you want her tell her that. If she feels wanted from a non wanted relationship she'll love it.

>>554392627
Shes a cutie OP, good job. Dont fuck it up.

>>554392627
not bad OP
8/10

>>554391201
Haha I guess I do look like that

>>554393493
Nah. I frankly don't give a fuck. I'm perfectly happy carrying on two relationships at once.

>>554393828
I wouldn't say I'm in love with her but I Really care about her alot

>>554393293
that was possibly the most beta thing i've ever heard

>>554393485
this anon speaks the truth, couldn't have said it better

>>554392290
tell her exaxtly what you said in this post.
Or better yet, show her this post.
This is your and her life; your choices cannot be made by /b/.
that being said, remove your disease from premises by own choice and will.

>>554393828
I did know her alot longer than her boyfriend. I was actually the one who introduced them to each other.

>>554391124
you must be really good at world of warcraft

>>554384313
> "you're my big brother op"
>familyzone.png
>but I know the feel OP similar situation happened to me on new years

>>554394354
She knows I'm a pathological liar. Yet for Some reason she stays with me.

So guys, what the fuck kind of friend zone is this then?

>>554394479
You must be really good at being a faggot

I once shoved a banana up my ass. It got to the very black-brown tip. Felt good. Ashamed either way.

>>554394743
A really good one.

>>554394743
if you had sex youre not in a zone

>>554394595
maybe she loves you - it is time to love yourself now. if you dont love yourself you cannot love others. Work on that blockade. Nothing is set in stone.

So what should I do if she confesses to her boyfriend because I really don't feel any form of guilt towards him at all

Friend zone with benefits?

>>554395227
This is actually some good advice anon

>>554394569
What happened?

here's my confession:
I'm a pedo
never actually done anything with a kid and never will
only cp I look at is the "loli" stuff that gets posted here on /b/ sometimes
not much else to say really

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>>554387427
Wrong you're

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>>554388535
Yo. You just got raped. Lol

>>554391201
lold

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>>554395853
FUCKING TD

My confession: I have a friend who's a girl and she's a huge fucking slut. I mean HUGE. We've fucked and stuff and stayed friends afterwards, but now she like tells me about all her sexual stuff, like her fucking loads of guys, but the thing is that I really get off on this, the sluttier she is the more turned on I get. I haven't been like this with anyone else, just her. It's weird. I get off on my friend being a slut.

>>554387427
me and my ex would fuck for 2 hours drunk. it makes you numb so you can't feel enough to climax but you're still turned on and horny cause you're drunk.

but that's something only people with sex lives would know.

>>554388535
pic?

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>>554396234
That's a keeper.

>>554392627
not bad, i'd say a 4.5/10 without body. a little below average, but for a drunk fuck, then fine.

eww

>>554394569
a similar situation happened to me on new years as well...

are u me?

>>554395375
Thanks. Now...
>>554395230
I can't see a force stopping you three from talking it out? If you can REALLY talk about it with the girl and put that adventure behind you then he might not need to know. Just remember, future pays for all the shit you do in the present. It does it in a good or in a bad way - your choice.
If he turns to be an asshole or negative towards this and cannot be talked, I usually give people three chances to neutrally resolve any fighting after which if they fail I just release and drop contact. Just a heads-up, doesnt need to be that way in your case.

>>554396784
I am you. And you are I. And he is we.

>>554389016
if only i knew you in prison

>>554383730
I coffe as to mudkipz

>>554395375
lets see some pix of the bf OP, wanna see how you compare

>>554396930
was it new years 2012....?

i'll give you the play by play
>your my big brother Anon,
>yes.
>beer
>everyone leaves party
>go to her room
>pants off

>>554383730
Nice pasta.

>>554397396
Technically it was 2012
2011-2012
but yeah

>>554396805
Thanks anon. I'll keep that in mind

>>554397876
wh..what state are you from?

>>554398036
CO

>>554389016
>gauges
>condom hat
>justin bieber bangs
>douche goatee and neckace
>"vintage" shirt
>babyface
faggot

>>554391201
10/10

>>554398283
ok good, im in CA.

maybe youre my colorado doppleganger. i'd be interested in a greentext of your incident, my friend.

for uh. muh records.

>>554389016
OP is a fag

you ruined this tread with that pic
i lost my boner..

>>554399254
I think he's a decent looking guy. no homo

>>554398530
>be me
>texting qt3.14 but not gf
>she has the bf
>It's 1 day before new years eve
>Ask her is she wants to come to party
>"Sure anon :)"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>she sends another text right away
>"can I bring my bf"
> so...I think for a bit and reply
>"sure..." because at the time I was only 16 and beta af
>so night of party shows up. everybody is here except qt3.14
>text her "where you be?"
>literally 2 seconds later got a reply
>I'm at my house waiting for my bf to come get me
>I reply "Well if he doesn't show up in an hour text me, I'll come get you"
>K
>wellfuckyoutoo
>one hour passes
>Anon :( can you come get me
>it's around 9 and I've had a little to drink but she only lived around 5 miles away so no biggie
>sure
>go to her place almost hit a mailbox on the way there
>almost
>get her
>her make-up was running down her face as if she'd been crying
>whatthefuckhappened.png
>MY BF BROKE UP WITH ME
>Fuck yeah!
>I mean.. well shit
>kinda awkward drive back to my place but we get there okay
>we go up to my room to talk and drink a little
>my /b/ros knew what was happening so they left as soon as the door opened
>we talk for about an hour or so
>I give her a shot of jeager, because jeager is the shit
>She takes it
>lightweight.avi
>she's shit faced after 2 shots
>so she comes over to me and says "anon, you're like a brother to me"
>and me being an egotistical little shit, beta fag, and a /b/ro I say
>You like incest? jokingly of course
>but she giggles and says "I'm not sure, but I kinda wanna find out"
>Not my first time, but my first time in about a year so instaboner
>I'm wearing basketball shorts... we're all men we know how that goes
>I say "you wanna fuck like jack rabbits?"
>"Hell yeah ;D"
Part 2? Cont?

>>554400954
>at this point I think she's completely forgotten about her boyfriend
>so we're doing it every style possible, doggy, missionary, cowgirl, you name it...
> while were doing it, she's moaning, and shit
>makes me harder, so I fuck her faster
> she yells out "I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING, OH MY GAWWDDDD
>here's where it goes down
>She yells her exes name
>Insta boner kill
>she gets pissy and says
>what the hell anon
>I say "You yelled out your exes name, what do you expect?!"
>we both get dressed...
>We end up talking for a bit, she feels bad and wants to make it up to me
>ask her if she wants to go again..
>sure.jpg
>before I put it in her, I tell her "Since you yelled out his name, I feel as if you deserve a little punishment"
>anal.jpg
>I don't even ask
>always have loved ass
and that's the story
I ended up ass fucking her, then finishing in her ass
drove her home an hour later, and to this day, we are still fuck buddies

>>554393293
you value her so much that fucking /b/ needed to stop you from posting her nudes?
what's wrong with kids thesedays?

>>554383730
sauce on the gif?

you look like a future trap...