>>553282443
Why did they kill him?

>>553282551
six month ban plus pressure
rage quit life

>>553282551
Don't you know? He commited suicide.

We're spreading the news on Twitter and Facebook with the hashtag #ripsuarez.

>>553282551
no were trolling twitter by saying he commited suicide XD

>>553282681
I'm spreading on iFunny too. Gullible 12 year olds will go nuts.

More tweets guys. I want you working round the clock.

>>553282735
XD

>>553282735

XDD le troll army rolfmao :D:D:D

>>553282804
>>553282735

XD
>will now pretend he's just trolling us

>>553282735

LE EPIX TROLL

XDDD

How should we say he killed himself? Hanging?

i love how there's 0 tweets yet

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>>553282735
>XD

I'm telling everyone I see in public.

Nobody cares

>>553283039
The guy's baitin'
Poking fun at our attempts at fun
easy enough to ignore

>>553282735
>XD
>>553282804
>XD
>>553282804
>XDD le troll army rolfmao :D:D:D
>>553282894
>XD
>>553282974
>XDDD

Oh hi. You must be new here.
Let me explain you the house rules.
#1 you're a faggot.
#2 we don't use emoticons. Not even for "trolling".
#3 you're a faggot.

>>553283026
He bit his own jugular

>>553283228
Too obvious.

Slit wrists, died of blood loss?

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>>553283212

>>553283212
I think you posting that made you the faggot, gtfo.

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>>553283212
he's on to us
XD

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>>553283228
lost.

Thread is dying, come on guys! We have to succeed!

>>553283212

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Post this faggots.

>>553283284
Fine wrists, but he bit his wrists....

I can spead to InstaGram

>>553283515
Do it!

>>553283427
square
>>553283026
>>553283284
Needs to be more of a 'taken down by pressure and stress' alcohol and sleeping pills, or something like that

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>>553282443

i guess you could say he...

bit the dust.

>>553283459
Look, it's funny, but if it's something like biting, people are going to immediately ignore it.

>>553283564
If everybody else is in favor of drugs, that'll work

>>553283212

Looks like you're the newfriend here.
XD :D:D

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>>553282443

Someone edit the Wikipedia entry!

(I can't, my internet has been slowed for the rest of the month.)

The iFunny fags are losing their shit.

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>>553283653
we got a pc pro here

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they're onto us

Oh wow kids this is so OC

It is nothing like the countless fake Will Smith ski-ing accidental deaths in Switzerland every year.

Good job you make me proud kids.

>>553283717

link? Pic?

>>553283901
>being this new

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>>553283545
done

>>553284034
Your fucking profile pic, Jesus.
>we r anonmoose

>>553283613
smug piece of shit

>>553284034
Not subtle at all.

>>553283873
old, and unrelated.

>>553283981

>ITT kid contradicts himself
>being this new the kid says
>numerous years of Will Smith deaths talked about, which means years of seeing it happen here

Dat child like reasoning.

Good job kid, now go finish your paper round.

>>553284151
I just picked a pic in my library, WHAT DO YOU WANT PLEASE DON'T HIT ME I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION /B/

>>553284317
Lets stick to the important issue of convincing a lot of stupid people that a serial biter bit the dust.

>>553284261
oh, didn't see it was just an update

suarez has mental problems, he is sick in the head, crazy indeed

Comment on this article

http://www.marca.com/2014/06/26/futbol/mundial/uruguay/1403790734.html

fifa should ban that retard for life.

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9fag is on it kek

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Love it

>>553284657
Yes, let's blame 9fag

It's all in french, I can't read the butthurt

>>553284657
link?

>>553284734
I actually like this idea

>>553284913
more like spanish I would say

>>553283212
>being this much of a tryhard

I wonder if anybody at all has been successfully convinced yet.

Can some people help me spread to IG? I only have two accounts with not a lot of followers. We also need Facebookers. LET'S GO

>>553285089
Though it hasn't caught fire yet, some people have seen the smoke.
I smell fan tears.

>>553283212
this is the most pathetic post I've ever seen on this site. Go light yourself on fire you useless waste of oxygen.

>>553285089
Yeah iFunny fags are falling for it.

Why has nobody edited his Wikipedia?
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Suárez

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>>553284734
>>553285042

http://9gag.com/gag/a2NeNz1/

>not my account

>>553285158
Yeah, give links

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OC for you niggers.

comments on things to change/improve?

Nobody is tweeting anymore, come on guys.

someone should make a memorial video and post it on youtube and facebook or some shit. I'd do it, but I have to go to work in a few minutes

>>553285302
How is this Scottish news?

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Oh look its another little faggot made thread with kids trying to start something without thought and planning.

This should go well.
Stupid faggots

>>553285302

this cant be scott news

>>553285430
Says the guy with a picture of two underage boys kissing saved on his computer.

I gotta go to bed guys, but good luck with this!

>>553285539
Why not?

It's BBC news

Someone should get a reverse mind fuck measure going and make a "burn in hell suarez" or something to that extent and start dogging him out while others refute these extreme claims and defend his name.

>>553285302
re-do the header showing world news

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>>553285583

Awwww I see you can't read the filename.....

Dawwwwwwww baby's first troll attempt.

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>>553285818
I read the file name faggot, it's still fucking gay to have that saved on your computer.

>>553285302
'suicide caused by drastic ban' Needs to be a bit more formal. Like 'depression brought on by blah blah such as a recent ban from...'

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>>553283873
please tell me you don't have your fucking browser set to display everything in comic fucking sans
do you still color with crayons and eat fucking play doh as well?

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>>553285696
this

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This could be an anon, or we convinced the first person.

>>553286017
can't say that I disagree

>>553282735
>XD

It's sure summer in here.

>>553286168
lol that's me
not sure why it's a fucking picture of Swift defaulted on the account though

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>>553286017

Implying it is saved on my PC, and not saved, used and deleted.

You kids get dumber every year.

Must be you are American.

>>553286303
>caring enough to keep replying

>>553286275

fucking love you anon

>>553286303
Give up. Admit you are a faggot pedophile. I see you just looked that picture?

>not gay at all

>>553282804
>>553282876
>
>>553282894
>>553282974
>>553283212
I think he's making fun of how stupid your attempt to "troll" twitter is. We lejun, we hackers, we troll the twitter XD XD

>http://9gag.com/gag/a2NeNz1
Go there, and upvote the 'good' comments.
Just create a new user if you don't already have a troll one

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>>553283901

iFunny is falling for it. Post there. Every post gets put into a collective feed, so you are guaranteed 1,000 views on your image within 10 minutes.

>>553283314
Says the faggot

>>553284714
Thanks

>>553286697

>>553286697

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>>553283212
these XD faggot are bad on /b/
>but faggots that respond to multiple anons like this are worst
im a girl btw

OLOLOLOLOLOLO

>>553287090
You know the rules.Tits or GTFO

>>553286427

>>caring enough to keep replying

You replied

>>553286540

So much butthurt, please continue to sage your posts cause you think that makes you more knowledgeable.. [email protected]

Oh look everyone knows how to do it.

Keep crying kid, you know you are like the little boys in that picture. Bet you love it after sports when you have to shower with the other boys.

You salivate at that thought as you stare at your fellow male schoolmates' asses and little dicks.

I can't tell you want it. You little faggot.

>>553286705
kek'd

>>553287180

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>>553287196
Trying this hard.

>>553287386
This.

>>553287386
>>553287517
samefagging like a biiiiatch

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>>553287196
>[email protected]
I'm gonna tell him

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Done.

>>553287386

Not hard at all

>>553287517

I see you liked that guy's picture you little faggot.

Is he like your gym teacher, does he bring back memories of soapy dick up your shithole?

Did you like being his chocolate stabber toy?

>>553287657
Yes, because I would sage my own thread.

>no

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>>553287781

>>553287770

It wouldn't be in Scottish news you fuckin' retard. He has no ties to Scotland.

If you used Liverpool yes, but Scotland... fucking so much dumb cuntness here.

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>>553287781

>>553287770
This is forward motion
Retweet this guy

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>>553287781

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>>553288091
Andy McAnon is also doing its job.

>>553288050

I think you should take your own advice, and should have came up with a plan first then posted, instead of posting and hoping some other faggot grabbed your dick and did all the work for you.

We know it is you samefagging.

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>>553287781

>>553288251

Yeah cause a joke looking post will convince people. This attempt is getting more amateurish by the minute. Trust Americans to fuck it all up.

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>>553287781

>>553288408
Well use your real account instead of a brand new fake one.

>>553288408
Not even American and I still see no reason or way to assume there's anything western about that tweet

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>>553287781

Samefag
>>553287781
>>553288408

>>553288687

This guy is just as dumb as the OP. "real account" on 4grin. Ok kid ok.

>>553288297
Is it really that hard to believe that four people in this world would be happy to never read another word you type, ever again?

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>>553287781

Hey guys how do I noko and sage at the same time?

>>553288917

Wut you say?

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>>553287781
>>553288297
>>553288408

Do you not get the hint?

>Captcha: ducal ecomeow

Summer arrived.

>>553286705

This is great.
I mean, compared to all the others.

>>553286048
just a joke between me and some friends, but I understand your edgyness

>>553288993
>trying to sound intimidating over the internet while making yourself look like a fool
Top kek I've had my fun for the day

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>>553289045

So much PA gathering attempt.

Continue with your tears

>>553288809
Not samefag you idiot, lrn2chan not same ID

>>553287781
>>553287975
>>553288050
>>553288213
>>553288350
>>553288661
>>553288809
>>553288975
>>553289045
>>553289321

Brb archiving

>>553289228

Said you would never read anything with your fellow 3 gayboys.

You read my post and replied.

Problim?

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#teensforsaurez

>>553289437
And capping

>>553289363
I thought this was a fake death thread, not a faggot fight thread. And besides, this is the best shit we've done recently compared to the bullshit we've pulled recently.

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#biteforsuarez

>>553289639
This

I pooped myself.

http://4archive.org/b/thread/553282443

So sorry for him, might have caught a disease munching one of those filthy italians. RIP Chewarez

Nobody's doing it? Well shit.

>>553289363
My tears are from the hysterical laughter I am experiencing at your expense. And yes, they will continue!
Thanks

>>553282735
>xd

>>553289824
Hell yeah.

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fucking height limit

>>553282735
Oh shit dude epic LULZ XD XD
XD
XD

>>553290190

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNf4_S2A6Xk

Thought I would show a video of how you are acting right now.

As will the Americans after the Germans beat you and Portugal knock you out with their win.

THE TEARS WILL FLOW

>>553290469
Wow, same joke. Please find a new one.

Fuck it, thread is dead, let the rumor glide as far as it can.

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>>553290469
Thought I would show you a picture of how you're acting right now...

>>553283427
>emojis

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1-0 to Germany

It is all over America... ALL OVER

HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>553289741
my sides

>>553291486
Who gives a fuck?

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>>553291854

You do since you are an American

Cry... cry boy

>>553292108
I'm Aussie you retard. How did you even conceive the idea I was American?

>>553292405
Implying the world doesn't belong to AMERICA!!!

>>553292405

Cause you aren't acting like a bogan, thusly you are an American that is butthurt.

>>553292584
Think what you wish.

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Ok, I'll bite.

>>553287180
You know the rules.

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>>553283212
>we

>>553282735
XdddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>553284034
Your name and profile pic immediately ruins the ruse


What a total fag